#hes very much an off grid type of mf

[megamindsecretlair]

Watching Rebel Ridge chuz ik Big Daddy can heal me through this screen 🤪🤭

But on a real note, it's so interesting how after the first setback, he's already on C - Contingency. He's already one point ahead by queuing up something in case his next step, Alternate, falls through.

Like 😭 the level of this man's preparation is unmatched. Respeck his name 🤭

And its so funny too. Chuz he's not overly book smart by any means. Like he's obviously educated but I get the feel he's more self taught through books that interest him. He don't know shit about law , (who does fr 🫠) , BUT he's not afraid to ask and seek out answers. And this is only 15 mins into the gd movie.

Terry built different, im sorry 😭😭😭

[superm4ks]

Top 10 essential Verstappen races list please!

I habe been watching since I was a literal infant but I kinda took a break from 2014 until 2018 so I missed a lot of teenage Max lore. Now I treated myself to some f1tv for Christmas and want to rewatch a couple old races!!!

Malaysia 2015 Baby boys first points on his 2nd ever f1 start. Drags that lil toro rosso to q3 and then beats both red bulls. Also very funny to listen to the sky commentary because they dont take him seriously at all but he keeps doing things with that car he shouldnt be able to do so they have to keep talking about him and they're so annoyed about itnklfdjgkfdj

Singapore, 2015 classic max race. car d1es at the start. somehow makes it back on track 1 lap down, waits for his main character moment. gets it on lap 13. breezes past the field. gets told to swap positions. literally yells 'NO' and does not do it. U thought brazil 2022 was shocking, well. Educate yourself

USA, 2015 first of all there was a whole hurricane happening bro like a literal hurricane everything about thsi race is like .. what is going on. Hello. Is that Elton John???? Mind you, its Max's rookie season. Austin with wet conditions is the race track equivalent of a fucking minefield I think like half the grid retired. And still, u will witness that lil boy bring the fight to Merc and Ferrari. He actually fought Lewis and Seb Vettel for a podium. In a toro rosso. yeah

Spain, 2016 anime protagonist race. lil babby makes the jump to the big sister team amid much mockery and controversy, and wins on his debut. I can't say this enough. Max has made a career out of owning up to bitches. Every single time. Mercs take each other out, Danny ric gets inexplicably put on a 3 stopper ((lmfao)), and Max holds off fucking RAIKKONEN on DRS!!!! for like a billion years. Not a wheel out of place. And not even his defining moment of the year. For that, u gotta go with--

Brazil, 2016 He became MOTHER age 19 in Interlagos. Nothing else to say. if ur a verstappie u gotta watch Brazil 2016 like twice a year for ur troubles

China, 2017 just a super underrated race imo. Imma go on a tangent for a bit sorry but one of most insane aspects of Max's move to f1 is that he did so with 1 year of experience in f3. Like f3 had been the strongest engine he'd driven up to that point. f3 cars are fast but they're not f1 fast. So Max was supposed to be like a lil squid in a bowl of sharks. To anybody else it wouldve been extremely intimidating and scary to make that jump and its likely they would've sacrificed speed just because they didn't have that confidence in the car yet. And there'd be nothing wrong with that, thats just normal. Well Max never did normal. Seb put it perfectly and Im pretty sure he's not the first driver to comment on this, but Max goes for moves that nobody in their right mind would even dream of attempting. Shit that takes a special type of instinct, but more than that, a complete lack of fear. And with that comes the other side of the sword, which is the recklessness. Max was a reckless driver. A lot of drivers can be reckless, especially if the car doesn't allow them to just cruise to podiums, but Max was a child. This race is so important in his curriculum because it solidifies that his recklessness is not foolishness, but necessity. Bro passed 9 cars in one lap and held off danny ric with older tires. This after a disaster quali where he finished second to last because of an engine problem. To come back from that and get a podium the way he did, its a character drive. It showed who he was and Max was the future

Mexico, 2017 here. Yeah

Austria, 2018 quali is a must watch for this one. Listening to Max educate his engineers on 'discipline' for even DARING to ask him to pass danny ric prolly makes that move to Renault less confusing. Like u cant fight that. That is not a mf who will ever let u win a world title. But he didnt show it just during quali. This race is important because u can compare it some of his most dominant 2022 victories, in a car that would literally spit out its own tires and explode if Max idk farted or something.

USA, 2018 ok I'm biased but max has never come to the US and not served. Idk why its kind of funny but every time he steps foot in here he stunts and gets super wet and looks amazing. He's also absurdly good in US circuits for no reason. Like Max says, u gotta know how to defend not just attack. Prolly one of the most impressive defensive performances from him here, against none other than sir hammer herself. Lew had fresher tires and a championship winning merc and still couldnt crack lil bro with his renault engine, cap and a dream. Also they literally installed a whole new curb on the track specifically to make drivers stick to track limits and called it the verstopper and that. literal tears in my eyes yk look at this shit

Look at her . anyway

Enjoy thjs humble selection of our fav boy genius/fbi most wanted best hits. Next up

✨😤 Part 2 😤✨ Part 3 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

[mafiaaubts]

BTS Mafia Profiles📁

Kim Namjoon- The Leader

* The Leader

* Was born into the Mafia.

* Always the smartest man in the room.

* Multilingual.

* Always has a plan.

* No one he trust more than his 6 brothers so he is very protective over them.

* Not really type to go on missions or meetings. Just doesn’t like the idea of people seeing his face unless it’s the last face they’ll see.

* HOWEVER when he does need to go on missions they normally end up bloodily. And meetings end earlier with them getting more than expected.

* He’s more of a Bring a gun to a knife fight just cause he has other shit to do.

* He’s the leader of 6 crazy mfs so he build he’s patient up high. He tries to not to get mad or starts fights but just as fast has one can start he can end it even faster. It’ll be a full on yelling match just for it to end up with him telling you what was done wrong.

* However this is a humble man so if he’s wrong he’ll own up to it but that’s rarely cause he’s never wrong.

* He drives himself.

* If he lives the expensive life style so does his brothers.

* Always checking on his brothers around him and making sure they have everything they need.

* In the life of a Mafia leader trusting people come rarely so he’s going to keep the people trust the most safe and comfy.

* And those people are his brothers.

Kim Seokjin

* The Hacker/Doctor/Lawyer

* Oldest in the mafia gang.

* Namjoon second right hand man, handles all the Legal activities/papers.

* Steps in for Namjoon at times, goes to all the meetings for him, meets all potential partners, handles anything Joon hands him and never fails.

* Given that Jin is the face everyone meets first he is dressed to impress 24/7.

* He willing to do just about anything to protect his younger ones.

* He learn the Law and then went to Medical school. He can at least keep them out of jail ~mainly keep the the younger, more reckless members from being dead on the floor.

* His main skill/job is being a damn good hacker. Can get into anything.

* Given that he’s been the oldest brother to 6 others his patient is high so he doesn’t get mad easily. It would take a lot to make him mad something like a death threat made to his brothers.

* He’s the type of mad that he doesn’t need to fight or yell to prove his point he’s death glares are enough.

* On his bad side, he’ll make anyone life a living hell. From draining their bank accounts to just making their whole identity disappear from the world.

* Seokjin is the one of the members that doesn’t mask his personality. He’s charming personality always leads him to get what he wants.

* He enjoys cooking for his brothers.

* If he isn’t cooking he taking everyone to a new 5 start restaurant every week just to try the food with them.

Min Yoongi(SUGA/AGUSTD)

* The Drug Dealer

* He isn’t just a drug dealer he does all kinds of jobs the only thing is it’s always done at night.

* This man can deal anything from guns to people.

* He is more of a shoot first ask later. It makes Hobi mad sometimes cause when he wanted to get information out of them Yoongi would have already had a bullet in their head.

* DOES NOT like messy scenes but when he having a weird combination of being tired and aggravated he’s patience no longer exist. If someone so much as breathe too loud he’ll pull his gun out and ready to drop him.

* Messy scenes like has happen enough time for Namjoon to always check on Yoongi before going to the mission or out on a deal; the brother learn to pick up the bloodlust that Yoongi radiate so they tend to stand behind him or just walk far enough to give him space but stay close enough to help if he needs it.

* Just like Joon getting in a fight with him is a yelling match but he’s not a clear headed fighter so he says off the wall shit.

* Gun collection is at a minimum. He’ll test and go through a lot of guns just to fine the perfect one that work for him. So it’ll be more of a personal collection that’s no one is allowed to touch.

* He is tired 24/7. He lives off energy drinks, coffee, and only fruits.

* The boys know when he is sleep to just let him have the 14 hour nap that’s about to happen. Waking him up would be as deadly as fighting with Joon.

* He doesn’t so much as mask his personality, it’s just no one stay around him long enough to see how he really is. RBF

* His brothers know who he is and on the rare occasion he is up and happy they’ll see that secret gummy smile he has. And they love it.

Jung Hoseok(Hobi)

* The Interrogator/Tracker

* Walking lie detector, knows when someone is lying through their teeth.

* He can’t stand liars. It drives him crazy; if he hears even a tiny lie he’ll go insane and loses it.

* For this rare skill Namjoon sends him to the meetings with Jin with the rule of he doesn’t kill anyone.

* When he needs to get information out of someone he can find creative ways to get what he needs.

* Picked up skill is learning to properly locate someone.

* He can find anyone, anywhere. Not a soul on Earth can hide from him. If Joon gives him a name, you’ll see him soon.

* photographic memory

* He knows every corner of any street. It’ll only takes him a second to memorize the whole grid system of a map

* He also is what you would call a clean up crew for more sensitive jobs.

* Doesn’t leave a trace of EVIDENCE when he’s leading the clean up.

* Also another brother who does mask his personality. Tries to be the happy go to person, but can easy get depressed.

* Likes kids and has a very soft protect feeling for them.

Park Jimin

* The Assassin.

* The face of an Angel but the mind working like the Devil.

* This man is so beautiful and he KNOWS it; uses it to his advantage.

* Gets whatever he wants without hesitation.

* Beloved by everyone, home boy even stopped TRAFFIC once.

* When he’s walking in the club men and women want him. Send him drinks or bottles, HELL even gifts.

* The fact that he can win over anyone: take them home is the reason why if Namjoon needs an important figure blackmailed or just killed he’ll give Jimin a photo and send him on his way.

* Jimin would be more of a knife man. Really he like to poison his targets just so he can have full control over them.

* He’ll play any game for them but the second that poison touches their lips they are his and they are dead.

* The thing about Jimin is that he’ll go off on a trip for days. No one but Namjoon would hear from him. He just loves to travel and be free: always bring his brothers back something he thinks they’ll like.

* The most caring person with his brothers but when they are out and about he’s a MASTER manipulator.

* He has the shortest temper among the brother, which leads him into a lot of later night bar fights or overkill on a target.

* However all the brothers know the real Jimin. The man who hates his own face because it’s the only thing anyone cares about.

* So they extra care of him when they feel like he isn’t at his best.

* They love taking care him.

Kim Taehyung(V)

* The Gunmen.

* This is Bangtan personal sniper.

* Can shoot any target from any destines. He prefer long distance; doesn’t like being to close to the messes he makes.

* He was trained to go days without food or sleep just to have complete focus on who he is shooting.

* Just like his Hyungs, V mask to hid his true personality. However because of his killing preference no one ever really see/meets him.

* The day anyone ever gets a chance to meet him face to face is only because Namjoon told his him needs to kill them.

* He has a very small fondness for making bombs. So when the boys need a bomb he’ll cook one up for them to try out. Always going for the biggest fire.

* He’s a thief.

* He’s lived in the dark for so long he’s master art of stealing shit without getting caught.

* Looks up to his older member so it’s only natural that when it’s just the 7 of them V can be himself, and every time it throws the older ones back.

* Has a love for art, always looking at art or making art himself.

* The members love his art work and always talks about it.

Jeon Jungkook(Kookie/JK)

The Golden Maknae.

Bangtan youngest most skilled member.

Was trained by each other member themselves so that he could be the best.

Learned how to mask his true self while also being charming and social.

Learned how to do basic level hacking without a trace.Can name every poison and drug on the street and black market.

Can hear lies coming from the person’s mouth before they even speak it.

In a gun fight this man would win on every level. He skilled in everything.

Knows a few tricks with some knifes as well.

Needless to say he loves his job because he’s on every job.

But his favorite thing to do is execute the raids where there is always tragedy.

He loves tragedy.

Where Namjoon needs him to go, he’ll go and get the job done.

Has no intention to be a new leader or any high role in the gang. More focus of being the perfect member for his hyungs.

With his hyungs he is not longer the golden gang member but the silliest member that picks child like fights with the other two youngest.

In his brother’s eyes he’s just a child.