#hes surn burnt

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Willing this 3rdlife comic I've had in my head to appear in real life HAH

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for context, it's something ive been drawing/thinking about in class for a couple weeks now. so bear with me. (also, fully based in MY country's school system, so there's a couple things to explain).

I translated New Vegas to IES (Instituto de Educación Secundaria) Nueva Vega. Because it sounds like a genuine highschool name here.

Mr. House was translated to Roberto Casas (Señor Casas, so, Mr. House(s)), and he's the principal. Used to be a math teacher when IESNV had less staff. He spends 99% of time in his office and no one but the head of studies has talked to him in 8 months.

Speaking of, Benny is Benito Salamanquesa (a.k.a El Beni™) and he's head of studies. And economy teacher for 4th of ESO (15-16) students. Chill teacher with HIS class (idk if you guys do this in america but in spain we have a "tutor" which is like. the teacher responsible of our specific class, solves conflicts between students and teachers and helps with grading at the end of the term), but is an obnoxious piece of crap whenever a students shows up to his office. Lowkey praying that Roberto trips on a charger, breaks his hip and retires early.

Elijah is called Elías and he was chief of the technology department until something went terribly wrong in a field trip once... That was years ago and all the( remaining) students graduated (+ he was fired) so it's more of an urban legend than anything. You can ask any teacher you want and they either don't know bc they got there after it happened or won't say too much.

Speaking of, Verónica Santángel is a technology teacher. Usually takes 2-3rd of ESO (13-15 year olds).

Arcade was translated as Israel Galvan Matamoros, and he's a latin teacher. He could do biology but idk he's definetely giving latin vibes to me. Would never tutor and kinda dry/strict in class but he's pretty chill. I think he'd be nicer/very helpful outside of class, and would NEVER let bullying slide. Kinda petty of him to give 15 year olds sass when they act up in his class but he's also the sweetest most interesting teacher you'll ever have if you let him be. Goes on unnecessary tangents sometimes but still manages to get his teaching done somehow. Totally gets like 4 "recess guarding duties" a week (watching the recess so no one gets hurt or leaves the school) (he hates it). could also maybe teach language & literature as well (we call "spanish" lengua y literatura), but i haven't decided. dresses like a nerd and got his tires slashed more than once. insane one-sided beef with Sr. Casas 😭😭😭. (almost forgor but his enclave past was replaced with his family being franquistas (supporters of the Franco dictatorship))

The think tank is a group of different science teachers that used to teach bachillerato (16-18) and made their students life hell for like 20 years. Retired, and rumors say they have some fucked up polycule going on nowadays. Good for them.

Caesar is César Eduardo Sánchez Calvo (Caesar Edward Sanchez "Bald", actual name that people have). Horrible PE teacher (and department chief)+ trainer of the school's football team (which he affectionately calls La Legión 😭😭😭). Wears these old ass track-suits:

Has no mercy when it comes to failing his students and calls people retarded sometimes. Best thing he ever did in his teaching career was to get brain cancer and take medical leave for a year and a half (during which they couldn't find another teacher and everyone was happy ❤️).

Also he's divorced. from Joshua- I mean José Antonio Garcés, the religion teacher.

I haven't figured out why he'd be burnt YET but my #1 option for now is "ski accident (omnious)". No one likes José either, extremely condescending and a poorly concealed fascist. He spent like 2 years in Guatemala "helping the locals" according to himself and thinks he's the shit. César and him used to go watch bullfights when they were married.

ALSO LAST BUT NOT LEAST i translated Yesman to Simón Casas because haha. Yes is Sí and man sounds like mon. Simón, and his surname is Casas bc he's Sr. Casas' nephew (and the school secretary). He'd have the perfect voice for making phone calls. Sometimes, when a student gets their phone taken away, Beni tells him to watch it until the parents come pick it up but he lets the kid take it back anyways.

(jesus christ that's one wall of text and a half im sorry 😭😭😭)

fnv spanish highschool au save me. ies nueva vega please save me.