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butch-bakugo · 2 years

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Stop babygirlifying Beetlejuice! He's a sleazebal! He's disgusting! He's perverted! He's a rude jerk who'd burp in your face! That's his whole shtick! Y'all are FANONIZING fucking Beetlejuice! If your gonna FANONIFY him, make him a gremlin! That's literally what fanon character archetype he is! He's not handsome! He's ugly ASF! STOPPP

#levi speaks #put Beetlejuice down!#put the fucking Beetlejuice down!#yall are turning him into a sexy anime boy ala otome games and i will kill you #hes greasy and gross and secretly a sweetheart #hes not a fancy clean anime twink #if anything make him a bear at least #he embodies what everyone woman finds revolting in men and thats his whole deal!#hes stinky and sticky and creepy and belligerent #i hate that people are trying to clean him up #im sorry Beetlejuice was a spoof i really loved as a kid and noni dont think i should of been watching it #but seeing tumblr marvel disney adults try to make him handsome and clean and selfless are making yourselves look stupid #you clearly only watched the musical and not even that closely #at least make him somewhat canon #like yall can keep breaking deku and inosuke out of their characters to make one feral and one chill but srly #leave Beetlejuice alone #he deserves to be happy #happy and canon and disgusting as all get out

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