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Stop babygirlifying Beetlejuice! He's a sleazebal! He's disgusting! He's perverted! He's a rude jerk who'd burp in your face! That's his whole shtick! Y'all are FANONIZING fucking Beetlejuice! If your gonna FANONIFY him, make him a gremlin! That's literally what fanon character archetype he is! He's not handsome! He's ugly ASF! STOPPP
#levi speaks#put Beetlejuice down!#put the fucking Beetlejuice down!#yall are turning him into a sexy anime boy ala otome games and i will kill you#hes greasy and gross and secretly a sweetheart#hes not a fancy clean anime twink#if anything make him a bear at least#he embodies what everyone woman finds revolting in men and thats his whole deal!#hes stinky and sticky and creepy and belligerent#i hate that people are trying to clean him up#im sorry Beetlejuice was a spoof i really loved as a kid and noni dont think i should of been watching it#but seeing tumblr marvel disney adults try to make him handsome and clean and selfless are making yourselves look stupid#you clearly only watched the musical and not even that closely#at least make him somewhat canon#like yall can keep breaking deku and inosuke out of their characters to make one feral and one chill but srly#leave Beetlejuice alone#he deserves to be happy#happy and canon and disgusting as all get out
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