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bro if astro's love is not blitzwing, then blitzwing HAS to be included in the comic being an absolute terror . okay. if the love is not blitzwinf and just some random dude to be funny, then you legally have to include blitzwing digging around in the garbage somewhere bcs hes heartbrocken abt fumbling the fat bitch
#AND IT'S 100% UNDERSTANDABLE#hes squishing squishies and being mad af#he didnt try breaking astro out even tho hes his only friend (theyre losers( (lovers) bcs hes petty & scorned#DO NOT FKING PLAY WITH ME RN#I WILL GWT MY GANG ( the astroblitz community ) ( like 3 ppl counting me )#GIVE ME GAYNESS. ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. GIVE ME MY FReAK#you either Make him GAY#or I WILL .#' but if his love is blitzwing then that means blitz is dead ' blitz was always bound to go to hell thats why astro loves him#we take whwt we can get#when transformers go low blitzwing goes low ER !!#astrotrain: im FREEE not any thanks to YOU#blitzwing: SHADDAP 😾❗️❗️ LETS JUST GO KILL EVERYONE ALREADY UGH ( transforms & a train d*ldo falls out his ass#astrotrain:#astrotrain: what was tha#transformers skybound#astrotrain#blitzwing
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NCT as Your Boyfriend
This is gonna be the LONGEST BF scenario I’ve ever done!!! O.O
Warnings: Maybe some language? some PG-13 Content
Scenario: BF, Romance, Angst if you squint -.-....fluffy (TO THE MAX)
HERE WE GO!
Taeyong
Our Brave leader!
Taeyong might look, tough, scary, and totally sexy and charismatic
BUT
He’s nothing but a big floof
Especially for you...his girl
Taeyong would be nothing but a sweetheart to you!
He would be the kind of boyfriend to make cookies with you at 2 in the morning because you were hungry and had a sweet tooth.
I also see him just melting over everything you do!
EVERYTHING
He loves making you laugh, and you love making him laugh
He is always making sure you’re happy and healthy
Like one day he’ll make you some Ramyun, then the next day he’s making you some detoxing tea and a nice fresh salad
You are his world.
Fights happen, but oh so rarely
But when they do
Our lil Bubu is a mess
He can’t focus, he can’t think straight
All he can think of is how your face looked
He has to make things right with you
And of course he does.
Overall he would be the best Boyfriend ever!
Kun
Kun is definitely more of your best friend
But he gets to cuddle and kiss you too
Kun loves you to no end
And he will let the entire damn dorm know about it
He’s the leader of WayV
God help him
You’re the only thing that keeps him sane
But you can bet that this boy will hype you up on everything
He’ll stare at his phone, smiling like an idiot
Lucas: what’s he all smiley for?
WinWin: What else??
He also loves his magic tricks on you
Pulls flowers out of a hat for you
Definitely
Like Taeyong, fights rarely happen
But if they do
Kun is gonna do something totally hilarious to make up with you
Something you can’t help but laugh at.
I see Lucas and YangYang involved in it too
Once you two have made up, he’s glued to you
He just wants to love you and you alone
Taeil
Taeil is kind of hard to read, because we don’t see a lot of content with him
But I see him being a pretty chill boyfriend
He supports you in everything
and he loves to spoil you
Always buying something that reminds him of you
He also loves taking you out to restaurants
Like the ones you get all dressed up for
Taeil also loves you in dresses
He just looks like he would like dresses
He also can do fun dates too
Like the amusement park
He just wants to see you happy
If you have fights
It’s hella serious
You guys need some time away from each other
Until about 3 in the morning when he’s calling you and pouring his heart out
You have no choice but to forgive him
Mostly because he hates sleeping without you
Like I said he only wants to see you happy
Johnny
Our Chicago boy is DEFINITELY a romantic!
You are his girl
And he’ll make sure everyone knows that
I get the feeling he would love holding your hand
Like everywhere
You are his queen
He’s always gotta show you off
“Wow... who is that beautiful woman??? Oh right, that’s my girlfriend!”
He loves making you blush too
Always giving compliments to you
He tells you he loves you 24/7
Cuddling is his favorite
and because he’s so tall
(Yep you guessed it)
Lots of forehead kisses
It’s healing for both of you
I can’t see you guys fighting a lot
It’s more like little bickers and arguments
He will do whatever it takes to keep that smile
Your smile is his favorite feature on you
Johnny Suh is a 1,000/10 Boyfriend
Yuta
Much like Taeil
He loves spoiling you
Dates are mandatory for our Japan boy
He’ll do just about anything with you
I feel like he would love buying little plushies for you
Don’t ask why
He’ll call and text you every chance he gets
If he’s on tour
Video calls
Counts down the days til he get’s back to you
Loves hugging and holding you
You absolutely love his smile
Who doesn’t???
Yuta doesn’t look like he would be too much into PDA
but when you guys are alone
He’s stuck to you like glue
He can’t fight with you
It’s just not in his nature
If you guys do
There’s gonna be tears
From both of you
He’ll just hold you and tell you how sorry he is
He love you so much and never wants to lose you
Doyoung
I’m not gonna get into how he looked in this MV
Okay
Doyoung is precious
Doyoung is sassy
and he also has a really strong RBF (resting b*tch face)
So Dating Doyoung would be...... a challenge
He would be the best boyfriend
but at the same time you’re questioning it
not in a bad way of course
I feel like he would be very blunt with you
You come out in a long yellow dress
“Doyoung how does this look??”
“You look like a banana” o.O
.....
But then!
He would suggest his favorite dress that looks absolutely stunning on you
He would even pull it out of your closet
“This one... you look so beautiful in this one”
He won’t apologize for the insult
but his eyes will make up for the comment
When he’s having a bad day he’ll just want to hold you
Doesn’t matter where
He loves it when you hold him too
Running your fingers in his hair
Because he’s so savage, fights could be often
But he does make up for them and this time he will apologize
He also loves slow and long kisses
He loves to feel you
He loves you.
Ten
Ten literally bias wrecked himself into my bias list
Now this boy is more than just a beautiful dancer
He’s shown that in past couple years now
Ten is a total weirdo too
You love that
He’ll make you smile and laugh on your worst days
He loves making you laugh
but he can also be super romantic
I see him being a flower petal guy
Getting a hot bath prepared for you
He’s just a gentleman
He also loves cracking up jokes with you
Always calls you baby
and always telling you he loves you
if a fight happens
I can see it going two ways
the first being very emotional
lots of tears
The other way
(PG-13)
An aggressive make-out session
Like you two are so mad at each other that it becomes sexual tension
and you two have to get rid of it
Anywhooo
after your night (hint hint wink wink)
You both lay in each other’s arms, promising to not fight again.
Or maybe fight, if it ends like that
Jaehyun
My bias wrecker!
Okay Jaehyun is already like the ultimate boyfriend material
So you know he’s gonna meet all the qualifications
Why do I see him loving to go shopping with you?
Any kind of shopping
Clothes shopping, grocery shopping, even shoe shopping
like his hyungs
he too loves to spoil you
with everything
anything he buys you, you treasure it.
He loves taking you out and showing you off to the world
He makes sure no guy even looks at you wrong.
He gets jealous really easy
“I don’t like that guy...” *pouty face*
“Well that’s my cousin so you have to like him a little”
“.....”
If you two fight it’s for something serious
maybe he’s working too much
or you feel like you never get to see him.
He can usually stay really calm during the fight
He tries to listen to you as much as he can.
When you’re standing there yelling at him out of frustration
He’ll just walk up to you and hug you.
“Let’s not fight anymore, let’s just stay like this for a minute”
WinWin
Like Taeil we don’t get to see much of our boy
but he is still there!
And to you
He’s the only one
I get the feeling that WinWin would be a very shy and cute boyfriend
Like he asks you for everything he wants to do
Asks to hold your hand
He never wants to make you feel uncomfortable
Always asks you where you want to eat
He takes his time learning all about you
He probably blushes more than you do
And he loooooves hugs
You in his arms is the best feeling ever! ^_^
I feel like it would take A LOT to make him mad
so your fights would be almost non existent
When he’s away from you
He’ll send you a ton of snaps!
Miss you so much beautiful
He’ll wait for hours until you reply
“She’s not answering” *sad eyes*
“Dude it’s like 3 in morning in Seoul! she’s probably asleep”
Lots of good morning / night texts
He would be an adorable boyfriend!
Jungwoo
Lord help me...
My bean!
Okay so Jungwoo is a literal squish
So being your boyfriend
Is like the biggest UWU fest ever!
He is so whipped for you
All the members will give him hell for it
You aren’t just the love of his life
You are his EVERYTHING
My heart is gonna hurt
His favorite word to call you is Jagiya
There it goes >.<
Can you actually pick a fight with this boy??
He probably would get seriously emotional
He is also one who gives you a lot of plushies and flowers
Bubble Tea dates
Arcade dates
He loves spending time with you
He pouts when you can’t go to shows with them
Because he wants you to how cool he is on stage.
Jungwoo would be the ultimate squishy boyfriend
Lucas
This little Sh*t... -_-
Okay so this boy takes pride in making you flustered AF
It’s his job
He’s a flirt
He’a tease
You’re constantly yelling at him.
“LUCAS STOP!”
He just laughs it off
Okay now hear me out
This boy will kiss your neck and growl in your ear
Just to get a squeal out of you
You neck all cringed up
But he can also treat you like a princess
He loves holding your hand in public areas
He wants people to know who you belong to
He’s not afraid of PDA
When you two fight, if can actually get a little scary
Lucas has a deep voice and it gets husky when he’s mad
You’re not turned on by it at all
That’s probably where it will end
“You really piss me off sometimes”
“Yeah and you do too!”
Boom... making out
At the end of the night you two still love each other and would do anything for each other.
Mark
My boy! Loved him since Cherry Bomb! (first MV I saw)
Okay so like Jaehyun
Mark is already boyfriend material
He loves you beyond words
So Mark is definitely a cuddle bug
He will fall asleep holding onto you
and if you are having a bad day
He’ll lay you down on his bed, sit beside you and play his guitar
He loves playing with your hair
He’s tried failed to put it in a ponytail
Mark is always trying to make you laugh
He loves hearing it
He definitely calls you babe a lot
He likes to show you his parts in his songs (127, dream, U and Super M)
Fights with him would be small
and short
He would try to end them as fast as they started
If he can’t he’ll wait til you’ve calmed down a little before coming into your room, playing your favorite song on his guitar
He never sleeps without you
That’s why he always gets a little sad when he has to go on tour
So you two video call until one of you falls asleep
I need a Make Lee >.<
Xioajun
I’m becoming utterly whipped for this boy
Okay
Xioajun is also a romantic
He also looks a really good kisser
So with that said
He will kiss you every chance he gets
This boy will treat you like absolute royalty
He will also call you princess
I mean Xioajun himself looks like a prince
He also loves back hugs
Like while you’re in the kitchen and he just comes up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist
Lots of cheek kisses that would trail down to your neck
(Deep inhale and exhale)
A fight would only happen if you initiate it
If you told him he did something he would run over a hug you before you could walk away
It would be like a scene from a kdrama
He would hold you for a second before you turned around to return the hug that lead to a kiss and an apology.
Hendery
One of the biggest crackheads in NCT and WAYV
So obviously
You’re gonna have a crack head boyfriend
Hendery is more than likely from another planet
Or at least that’s what you feel like
You are his baby
He makes sure you know too
“My baby!!!” (He is so loud XD)
You’re always questioning what he’s doing
He loves making you laugh too
So he’ll be doing something totally weird just to get a giggle out of you
“Aha! you smiled!”
I think it’s impossible to fight with him
I think if it were to happen
It would be weird
Like you two aren’t actually fighting
and eventually you two would just bust up laughing
he looks like the kind to always hold your face when he kisses you
like his hand on your face, or lifting your chin to kiss you
he also looks like a good kisser too
Renjun
I feel like Renjun would ultimately be an amazing boyfriend
So you are his first priority
ALL
THE
TIME
He is so caring of you
and he loves being around you
He could be practicing and he sees you coming into the room
Everything stops
“Hold up! my girl is here!”
He also loves taking you on dates
Fancy dates
Movie dates are his favorite though
I can’t see you two fighting a lot but if it does
He is gonna cry
(Please no one hurt him)
He’ll go to his hyungs for advice
Then he’ll show up in front of you
Face all puffy
Eyes all red
(My heart is breaking)
He’ll apologize so many times
You have no choice to hug him and forgive him
He’ll feel relieved when he feels your arms around him
Then he spendss the rest of the day with you
Ultimate boyfriend!
Jeno
Jeno is total baby
so granted
He’s your baby
I feel like is adorably clingy
Like always needs to be touching you
Holding you
Whines when you have to leave your cuddle fest
Pouts when you won’t kiss him
but then
He can take charge on you
He was the one that asked you out
He initiated the first kiss
But he just likes being all soft and squishy around you
If the day ever comes that you two argue or yell at each other
Its definitely short
He will return to his baby act and bat those little eyes at you until you give in to him
Much like Hendery, you two kind of just laugh it off
Then you two are back
Who can resist those eyes
Lets be real
No one can
Haechan
THIS BOY
He’s obviously spent too much time with Doyoung
He’s savage 2.0
But he loves you to no end
You two definitely have video game dates
He gets mad when you win
“Psht! I let you win...”
*Dramatic eye roll*
He doesn’t let you live any of your embarrassments down
He’ll tease the shit out of you
He is the most extra boyfriend ever
You literally cannot take him anywhere
But no one else gets to mess with you
That’s his job
If someone tries to prank you
It’s on!
“This is my woman, no one else messes with her but me!”
“...”
Now don’t get me wrong
He still takes care of you
If you’ve had a bad day, or a fight with him
He’ll hold you in his arms
Gently rock you back and forth
Sing sweet ballads in your ear
(Writing this is making my heart ache!!!)
Maybe he’ll mess up the notes just to make you laugh
Start singing off key
“Haha! My baby laughed!”
You love this dork to the moon and back.
Jaemin
(Lord give me strength)
Okay Jaemin is also the ultimate boyfriend
This boy would treat you like absolute royalty
He is so in love with you
It’s almost sickening
He can’t go a day without you
If he does
It drives him crazy
He’ll sends you so many pics and videos
Telling you how much he misses you or loves you
This boy is a big lover
He will show you it 24/7
Kisses all the time
He can’t help it
He craves your taste, your touch
He craves you
(This is making crazy O.O )
He loves it when you wear his hoodies
He melts with everything you do
He can’t help it
Jaemin can’t fight with you either
He’ll just ask you to please stop fighting
Also hold you in his arms until you’ve calmed down
He also loves playing with your hair
Loves the feeling of your soft locks
He will cuddle the hell out of you
I’m not saying I want a Na Jaemin
But that’s exactly what I’m saying.
YangYang
Our boy YangYang would also be a total goofball
He’s such a cutie
And he takes pride in that
Like Jeno
He is your baby
and you love it so much
But he’s more like a baby that flirts with you
He’ll say little sentences in German too
and won’t tell you what he said
“Please tell me what you said!!”
“That ruins the fun”
“Babe!”
He will love to tease you
All the time
He laughs at you for everything too
You just make him giggle
Especially when you want to know what he said in German and he won’t tell you
Like a lot of the members
I can’t see you two getting into a lot of fights
I just can’t
If there ever comes a day where he does tell you what he said in German
Let’s be real
It’s probably dirty...
Shotaro
We don’t know much about Shotaro
Except that he’s FREAKING ADORABLE
But I feel like he would be very similar to Renjun
He just spoils you rotten
You are his princess
He loves to hug you too
Lots of hugs
and cuddles
(Give me strength!!! >.<)
He is also loves shopping with you too
He looks like snackin boy!
So lots of snacks
and movie dates
Okay another ultimate boyfriend
No one better ever hurt this boy
Or I’ll fight you! (ง'̀-'́)ง
So on that note
no fights
Because I can’t imagine his sad face
Please protect him
We must protect him!!!
Sungchan
I get the feeling that Sungchan would also be like a combination of Mark and Jaemin
He loves you like a best friend
but also like a queen
And again
Because he’s so tall
More fore head kisses
And lots of hugs too
He loves putting his arms around you
He’ll put your arms around his waist and then wrap his arms around you
Tall people just make you feel secure
He too is very difficult to fight with
Its also more like bickers or arguements
(Ah Young love)
He loves movie dates too
Just curled up on the couch
Buried in blankets
Snacks all around you
He is just the best.
Chenle
First thing’s first
PREPARE YOUR EAR DRUMS
This boy is so loud
But he’s a giggle box
And he loves it when you make him laugh
He also loves to make you laugh too
He seems like a chill one too
and he’s always singing to you
Chenle looks like a cuddler too
and a tickler
He’ll do whatever it takes to hear your laugh
He is also a sweet heart too
Always buying you food, and snacks
He wants to keep you happy
I can see him loving picnics
But he’s very underrated
So he needs reassurance a lot from you
You always tell him he’s doing well
No fights from you guys
But you guys can be away from each other
Only for a little bit though
Then he has to see you
He’s been without you too long
Jisung
Our little baby
Ain’t so much a baby anymore ㅠ.ㅠ
So this boy
You’re his first love
So he doesn’t want to mess anything up
He wants to only make you happy
But he’s never dated before
So he isn’t sure all the time on what you guys should do.
He’s got 22 hyungs
They’ll help him out
Okay maybe not Haechan...or Hendery...
He really like to hold your hand
I feel like he wouldn’t be too much into PDA
He likes to be alone with you
If any of the members tease him
He’s gonna get flustered AF
Lots of facepalms when the guys are around giving him a hard time
He’s their baby, they aren’t use to seeing him with his arm around a girl
or giving her kisses
or cuddling her on the couch
If you guys get into a fight
He’s gotta ask everyone how to make up for it
So there he is
At your door
Flowers and giant teddy bear
He’s really shy and tripping on his words
So of course you forgive him shortly after he stars stuttering words out to you
He’s growing up too fast!!! >.<
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people always want to know these fictional characters' kinks, but what are YOURS 👀
ANON THIS IS SO SWEET????? Nobody ever asks me what I like (and i don’t expect them to, this is a Bleach imagines blog). Thank u for asking, baby angel! This is going to be VERY NSFW and TMI.
There are... a lot. This is by no means an exhaustive list, but like… I can only be so vulnerable at any one time ok
CREAMPIES – it’s not the idea of getting pregnant, so much as the, er, substance and the feeling of being stuffed like a double stuffed oreo
since we’re on the topic of being stuffed, big dicks. thick dicks. Just the THOUGHT of being stretched out by a fat one is 👌 (I’m not trying to be a size queen, dont get me wrong, too big with too little prep is a nightmare but when its good, ITS GOOD)
Also one with a very pronounced head ridge? Does that make sense? For me, I can definitely feel a defined corona inside
Spanking.
Say it with me kids: arms and shoulders, arms and shoulders, put my legs on your shoulders
Also juicy tiddies. Give me a pair of hairy bara tiddies and I will want to immediately squeeeeze / sink my teeth into them. This is like half sexual, half asmr/stim(is that the right word??)? You know how people like squishing stress balls? Or slime? This is me with pecs.
Also I’m a lot rougher with pecs, like i feel like they can really take a good kneading/smushing, but boobies, soft and squishy as they are, feel more delicate? I mean I wouldn’t want anyone to touch mine the way I manhandle guy tiddies.
I like to think that I’m some strong independent woman, and I am! But I (mistakenly, I know) equate that with being a dom, and on principle, i don’t want to be a submissive, I want to be that bitch with a whip in one hand and the cock of a drooly, begging mess of a man in the other
but idk who i’m kidding because one time i SHOOK HANDS with a person who was the very definition of a big titty bara daddy IRL, and felt lightheaded for like a good 10 mins afterwards
Thick boys are just so… so solid. And I don’t mean just muscular – if they have a good amount of CHUNK to them on top of the muscle oh my god
And when the person i’m with can command my respect ahhhh it does things to me. Not the insistent, “do what i say” tantrum brand of bossy. I’m talking clear instructions. Fire behind a calm, even tone. Sure of himself. No waffling.
If he’s like this AND he thick?
Im weak yall
Ya anyway idk if that bit about chonky muscular boys qualifies as a kink but I just really needed yall to know how I feel about them.
Super bonus if they tall
Ok i know the tall thing is basic but tall + chonky = love. I just love feeling tiny ok
And yes this also goes hand in hand with liking big dicks
Big buff guys who look really MEAN are also so my type?? If you look jacked af and pissed as hell about it, I will literally do whatever you want (as long as you’re actually a good person and not an asshole)
Also romantic sex ahhhhhhhh its the best my kink is love
I’m also not mad at period sex. It’s usually a good time
Idk if its a breast kink if it’s MY breasts involved, but when a guy plays with my nipples i go from 0-100 real quick
In conclusion, a lot of this is mental, as sex usually is. Even if my experiences with my kinks have not all been positive in reality, the fantasy of it definitely does it for me.
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