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lionbearfox · 2 years ago
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im a big fan of this guy
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butwhatifidothis · 9 months ago
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That “Edelgard fans take away her agency” thing is so funny because everything you complains about regarding Edelgard’s “santized” portrayal in fics? All that’s exactly what Edelgard-Antis do to Claude/Dimitri - especially in AM/VW fusion fics.
As someone who's read more than her fair share of AM/VW fusions I can confidently say that you are pulling that fresh out of your ass lmao
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leafuxxtea · 11 months ago
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LISTENING TO SHADE ON LOOP, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO 💥💥💥
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mimimultiverse · 6 days ago
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Hi, I saw your ask box is open, and I wanted to send a request! Could you write headcanons for Sebastian Michaelis and Claude Faustus (separately) with a Mitsuri-like, innocent contractor human s/o? She has the same appearance and personality as her. Also, she's so kind to them. One time, they baked a cake for her, she tasted it and squealed, saying that it was delicious, and kissed them on the cheek. Headcanons please ❤️
Hi! Thank you so much for the request! I love demon slayer and black butler, so combining the two is just genius!
Here's headcannons for Sebastian and Claude with an innocent mistsuri like s/o!
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🌹Sebastian Michaelis x Innocent Mitsuri-like S/O — Headcanons
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General Headcanons:
❤️Sebastian is initially confused and mildly exasperated by your overly affectionate, bubbly nature—but utterly fascinated. You’re a rare human: soft-hearted, joyful, and kind to everyone, even demons.
🐈‍⬛️You constantly shower him with compliments, gasping at his cooking, stitching, or even the way he stands—"You’re so elegant, Sebastian! Like a dark prince from a fairytale!"
❤️You’re the first human he's ever hesitated to corrupt, finding your innocence both a curiosity and a tiny thorn in his cold demonic logic.
🐈‍⬛️You always treat him like a person, not a servant or tool. It catches him off guard every time.
❤️Your innocent affection slowly wears down his icy demeanour. He finds himself seeking your praise, basking in your joy like a flower drawn to the sun.
🐈‍⬛️He absolutely teases you subtly to see your adorable reactions, but he’s also deeply protective of you.
❤️Your cheer balances his darkness. You’re the only one who can make Sebastian laugh—softly, privately, and in shock that you pulled it from him.
Mini Scenario — Baking a Cake:
You skip into the kitchen where Sebastian has spent the afternoon crafting the perfect strawberry shortcake, layers fluffier than clouds and whipped cream as soft as snow.
You peek over the counter, eyes sparkling. "Ohh! It smells so yummy in here! Did you make this for me, Sebastian?!"
He raises a brow, lips curling in a small smirk. “Naturally. Only the best for my lady.”
You take a bite with a delighted squeal, hands clasped near your chest. "AHH!! It’s SO good! Like a hug in my mouth!"
Then—mwah!—you lean up and plant a kiss on his cheek, giggling. “You’re amazing! Thank you so much, Sebastian~!”
For just a moment, his crimson eyes widen. Then he tilts his head, touching the kissed cheek. “My, my. Such bold praise. I may have to make you sweets more often, if that’s the reward.”
Inside, though, a strange warmth flickers in his ancient soul.
🖤🐈‍⬛️🖤🐈‍⬛️🖤🐈‍⬛️🖤🐈‍⬛️🖤🐈‍⬛️🖤🐈‍⬛️🖤🐈‍⬛️🖤🐈‍⬛️🖤
🕷️Claude Faustus x Innocent Mitsuri-like S/O — Headcanons
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General Headcanons:
🕷Claude is initially sceptical and unnerved by your endless affection. You call him “sparkly,” “sooo cool,” and “like a mysterious prince!”
💛He assumes you’re playing a long game. When he realizes you're genuinely this nice, it throws him off-balance.
🕷He’s cold and methodical, but you don’t treat him like a tool—you bring him little flowers, giggle at his dry humour, and treat him kindly even when he's aloof.
💛You insist on thanking him for every little thing—"Thank you for opening that door, Claude! You’re the sweetest!" He’s speechless.
🕷You make him feel seen in a way no one else has, and it unnerves him… but he can’t stay away from you.
💛Despite himself, he grows fiercely protective. Anyone who tries to harm you experiences his full wrath.
🕷You’re the only person who calls him “Claudie” (he tolerates it when it’s you), and you often try to get him to smile—he rarely does, but you’re determined.
Mini Scenario — Baking a Cake:
Claude bakes a dark chocolate raspberry cake, each layer perfectly symmetrical. As he presents it, you beam up at him.
"You made this for me, Claude? Waaaah, you’re the best!"
You take a bite, and your entire face lights up like sunshine through glass. “MM!! Claude!! It’s sooooo delicious! I feel like I’m floating on a chocolate cloud!”
Before he can respond, you bounce up on your tiptoes and kiss his cheek. “Thank you, Claudie~! You’re a baking genius!”
Claude freezes. His golden eyes blink once, slowly. He places a gloved hand over the kissed spot, calculating.
“…You are easily pleased.”
But his voice is softer than usual. And when you hug him tightly with your usual giggle, he silently leans into it—just for a moment.
💛🕷💛🕷💛🕷💛🕷💛🕷💛🕷💛🕷💛🕷💛
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summer-rain-sky · 2 months ago
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Credit to @aceandexploring for coming up the idea of a Yugioh Hunchback of Notre Dame AU!! I’ve got some musings on which character could play who.
Definitely Yugi as Quasi. Firstly, because Joey and Tristain would be great as the gargoyles. (Also maybe his grandpa too idk)
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And secondly bec of-and this is the early manga's words, not mine- how “pathetic and weak" Yugi is 😭
Like, the plot of the first chapters (you know, the ones with the Saw-themed death games) hinges on literally EVERYONE thinking "wow! this kid sure looks easy to bully!" And proceeding to bully him.
I'm not even exaggerating.
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Like even Tea in one of the chapters recognizes him based on the Villain of the Week describing him as a "weak little shrimp".
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I cannot overstate how much it’s emphasized how “weak” he is. 💀
Sooooo it’s perfect.
Instead of just the words "ugly and deformed" forced upon him- and used to control and isolate him- we've also got "weak" and "small."
And I could definitely see Esmeralda as Atem!
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He IS canonically Egyptian, so it would make sense he’d be subjected in this cast of mostly Japanese characters.
And they have a similar personality(I think. Maybe. I haven't watched Hunchback in a hot minute, so don't quote me. Brilliant movie tho, from what I remember.)
Or! Tea/Anzu as Esmeralda! She definitely has a strong enough sense of justice for it.
Also bec of that one time Yugi had a crush on her. But she had more of a crush on his alter ego. (IE. Phoebus as Atem.)
Or maybe Seto as a much more sullen version of Esmeralda, and Atem as Phoebus.
Alsoooo.... Pegasus as Claude Frollo?
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I think at one point I toyed with making an animatic of him singing "Hellfire" bec of his obsession with his late wife.
Speaking of the woman in the fridge, there's a a lot of references to Christianity in Pegasus's flashbacks of Cecelia.
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Which makes the fact that he runs to Egypt as soon as she dies even funnier. Was his local church abandoned, or something??? Or was therapy more expensive than flying to Egypt???(Hey, in this economy, I wouldn’t doubt it)
Any way, my point is, he could pull off a guilt-stricken, twisted Catholic Priest.
HOWEVER
The dynamic between him and whoever's Esmeralda(if unaltered) would be EXTREMELY uncomfortable. The movie does a fantastic job making Claude absolutely detestable in his… behavior.
Also the fact that Pegasus is an adult and (at least in canon) the main cast are not.
Although, that would fit many fans’ perception him…
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I love the character but yikes.
(Seriously, man. You’ve gotta stop calling him “Yugi-Boy”. You’re making everyone uncomfortable.)
Point is, I wonder how a fanfiction writer would tackle THAT can of worms…
Anyways
I love this idea and I had fun considering it! I might write some one-shots about it.
Thank you again, @aceandexploring for the idea!
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fireemblems24 · 2 years ago
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Golden Wildfire Ch 15 (Final)
Guys, I think this is finally it, the last chapter
MAIN STORY
We're . . . not going to get an answer about Shez, are we? Would I if I recruited Byleth?
Which, now that I think about it, that was really anticlimatic death.
Also, Claude wants Dimitri and Faerghus to survive, but Rhea to die. Edelgard doesn't want Dimitri and Faerghus to survive, but also wants Rhea to die. So why the hell is Claude letting Edelgard right Dimitri while he fights Rhea? What's stopping Edelgard from killing Dimitri and taking all the Faerghus land she desperately wants? He knows Rhea was only an excuse for her.
I guess just another "Claude is an idiot" point or the writers not giving a single shit about him or this route and only caring about Dimitri and Edelgard.
Claude is suddenly reading Dimitri's mind. He thinks Dimitri wants him to dissolve the central church. This is . . . beyond stupid. Claude is literally imagining the enemy wants he wishes the enemy would want. This is such a stupid thing to do in war. Dimitri has never showed signs of wanting the church dissolved.
Also, blaming all of Fodlan's problems on Rhea is so dumb and such childish thinking too.
They really were like, go Claude, we'll give you nothing! in the writer's room.
If I cared about Claude, I'd be livid. I doubt many Dimitri or Edelgard fans are upset though.
Man, the character list is so much smaller in this route.
MAP/SIDE BATTLES
So annoyed this one has a bunch of side quests. I'm sooooo close to finishing this game.
Aww, an Alliance NPC talked about how much she likes Seteth and hopes he survives.
Ouch! Yuri! When he questions the validity of Claude's plans, Shez assures him it's the only way to pave the future, and he has the audacity to say "I guess now isn't the time to be wondering who exactly is included in this future we're dreaming about." He's calling Claude out on his shit big time. Yuri just does not fit here.
Ashe keeps talking about Dimitri. He's miserable.
Hapi doesn't want to kill Rhea :(
Ohhh, interesting, so Raphael doesn't like how we've been fighting. Shez can agree or disagree. I agreed in both SB and GW. In GW, she says their actions are too haphazard, but in SB, she says they're being too brutal and not letting anyone surrender. Curious differences (ofc Raphael just wants to eat and party, that's what he disagrees with, it's Shez's perceptions that made me interested).
Gilbert and Dimitri talking. Dimitri arriving has boosted moral. But it's the same for his enemies.
Dimitri's concerned about Rhea and learns that they're prepared for battle. Dimitri can't help them :(
Dimitri ordered his citizens to evacuate because he's worried about what the Alliance will do, but isn't convinced Claude wants to destroy his Kingdom.
I love Dimitri doubling down on protecting his people above all else here. Gustave is upset about abandoning Rhea. Dimitri is too, but he's willing to be the bad guy if it saves a single life in Faerghus.
A side mission involved defeating Cyril :( And now Flayn :(
SHEZ & RAPHAEL A
Soldiers are happier. Shez can guess war turning in our favor or pay raise.
If you ever needed proof that Raphael is an idiot, he argues that wouldn't make sense because not everyone is motivated by money. Like, seriously, tell me a single soldier there who gives a flying shit about what some king says. The only route this wouldn't be true in is AG since they're fighting for their lives.
Anyways, it's actually the food.
Shez talks about how a good meal rather than scapes is a good motivator. And honestly, good point.
Raphael talks about being an innkeeper. Honestly, he'd be such a fun boss to have, but he'll need to hire someone to handle the logistics lol.
Raphael asks Shez to tag along. I can either be nice and agree or not make promises. Being mean to Raphael is basically bullying.
Shez either way still considers being a mercenary, but I love the idea of Shez and Raphael running an inn together.
LYSITHEA & RAPHAEL A
Wonder why they choose Lysithea of all people to reach A with Raphael.
She studied too long and is out after dark, so obviously scared. She tries to convince herself the weird noises is Raphael.
But it's not this time, bc he shows up and asks what's the creepy noise lol. Poor Lysithea.
Now she's properly freaked out. Poor girl.
It's probably just a cat, but she thinks it's a ghost.
Lysithea goes to investigate too or else she'll be alone.
I guessed wrong. It's a puppy, not a cat. Poor doggy is hungry, and Raphael knows the dog.
Lysithea is like, if you knew the dog, how come you didn't know that? lol.
HILDA & DOROTHEA B
A fan gave Dorothea a bracelet, and she appreciates the support. Hilda wishes she had one too.
Dorothea tells Hilda no one is better in the whole army at makeup and accessories.
The support addresses how Hilda makes her own accessories.
Dorothea talks about plant design trends. So like real life lol.
Hilda asks Dorothea about her makeup. She tries to stick for ones that are actually good for the body. Which, is really good considering what they used to use for makeup.
They want to keep chatting over tea.
Honestly, I love seeing two girls just chat about girly things without anyone putting it down.
It's nice, in general, how the Fodlan games don't put down the women who are really into fashion and the ones who don't care. Everyone is allowed to just exist, and it's great.
LYSITHEA PARALOGUE
Does she get her own because her paired up one is in SB?
She apologizes to Count Glouster for all the chaos Ordelia causes, but he apologizes for not taking care of it. She understands how important it is for him to protect the bridge.
Her father is buddies with Lorenz's father.
Shez comes with news about Ordelia under attack.
No one else can help. Lysithea says she didn't realize how Claude could be so cruel. Shez tries to defend him by saying she's all the way out here, and Lysithea claps back. Team Lysithea here.
Shez thought Count Glouster would we dead weight. She was right. Idiot almost died. Shez and Lysithea were fine.
He looks forward to the day both aren't leaders anymore so they can just be friends and thinks Lysithea would be a worthy heir :( Poor Lysithea, she faltered at that.
Glouster did nothing to help Lysithea's father because he led the pro-Empire nobles.
MARIANNE & YURI A
Yuri sees Marianne out late and worried that she was going to leave like she thought about, but she was just walking her horse.
Then we get the classic "..." and "..." response. Since the ye ole days characters have done that in FE supports.
Marianne is like, why were you worried, then goes off how she's just a burden, and Yuri is like stop that, now.
Yuri is allergic to horses and cats? :((( Poor guy. That would suck.
That's why he was always giving Marianne funny looks, because he was about to sneeze and she's always around horses, lamo.
It's nice seeing Yuri be nice. But if he was mean to Marianne, like how can you be mean to Marianne?
Yuri dreams of being able to spent time with the animals he's allergic too, so he accepts Marianne's offer to use magic to try to help. I hope it works.
HILDA & DOROTHEA A
Hilda is trying to figure out what's wrong with one of her accessories. She thinks it's missing something.
Dorothea offers to help out, and is really impressed with Hilda's craftsmanship. And honestly, there's a picture and it looks pretty.
Hilda likes Dorothea's suggestion.
Dorothea also offers to buy the accessories for the opera, and use that to advertise them too.
Hilda is more than happy with that suggestion.
Hilda actually wants to open her own school to teach people craftsmanship, and thinks she can partner with Dorothea on that too.
MARIANNE & IGNATZ A
A pegasus that Ignatz was helping said "bring me more hay, four eyes." to Ignatz, Marianne interpreted. She rightly called it rude lamo.
Ignatz used to ride pegasus with his mother, she used to be a pegasus knight. I wonder if that's why he wants to be a knight.
He was really impressed with the view, understandably.
It made him want to become a pegasus knight, but they're sexist lol. Women only.
That's why he wants to help with the pegasi so much, it's the closest he can get.
Marianne is like "I can feel your feelings in the paintings" and Ignatz freaks out until she keeps going and saying she can tell how much he loves pegasi. I wonder what he was so worried about . . .hmm . . . Liking Marianne just proves taste though.
Marianne thinks that maybe the pegasus will accept Ignatz. But I don't think it went well lol. She grabbed his clothing with her teeth, not on her back. OMG, poor Ignatz.
It ends with Ignatz begging for Marianne's help lamo.
MAIN (& FINAL) BATTLE
Alright, guys, this is it. 2/3 done once this battle is over. Sadly, I'll probably have to kill Rhea though. But who knows, she got to be the hero of SB in the end, maybe GW too, or is that asking too much?
Rhea's like I should've killed these bitches years ago (rather than protecting them after turning her genocided family into weapons, poor woman has seen some shit).
Rhea thinks she'll have the goddesses' protection. Too bad Sothis is dead :(
It seems like Rhea is expecting to die. She's telling Seteth and Flayn to run. And saying her time is at an end.
It's funny that Rhea also thinks she's fighting for the future and humanity because she thinks she knows what's best. She and Edelgard (and Claude in this route) are really the same. Then there's Dimitri, the only sane one who doesn't have a bloated ego that thinks he knows best for every living soul in Fodlan, in some case, without ever even talking to some people from a particular country (looking at you, Edelgard, ding dong thinks she can rule Faerghus better than Dimitri without ever even having bothered to TALK to someone from Faerghus).
OK, so why did Edelgard only get 40 points, but Claude gets 70?
OMG, one of Claude's tactics is to burn the enemies alive (elite archers turn enemies into ash, not sure how else to see that).
I don't want to kill Cyril two times in one night :( Thankfully, he retreated.
Great, now Alois is here, claiming he'll fight to the death, which seems major OOC even with Rhea under attack. This game really forgot that he had a family, didn't it? I think he, Claude, and Caspar got the biggest downgrades in writing.
Oh, shit, he died for real. And he mentioned his family this time.
I had to fight Seteth too, but he retreated, thankfully.
DON'T MAKE ME KILL MERCEDES!!!!
Oh, fuck, Cyril died :((( God.
Jeritza came to save his sister :(((( So he turned against the Empire in GW. That's kinda touching, much better than in Houses. Seems Mercedes is now flipping, better than having to kill her like poor Cyril and Alois.
Now I have to fight Flayn :( Thankfully, she withdrew.
Now I have to fight Seteth and Flayn again, but on the upside, Rhea did badass magic and took away my captured strongholds.
I'm not clear if Flayn died or retreated, but Seteth is pissed off at me.
Oh, thank God, they're both running away.
Time to kill Rhea :(
Cut scene time. Wow, Claude, that's rich. He's telling Rhea to go walk away. But, to like where? The guy's been hell bent on killing her and blaming her for everything from racism to arranged marriage this entire game?
Why the random flower getting crushed? Usually that's a sign of crushed renewal, not a brand new world like Claude's been blowing smoke about this whole route.
Lololol Idiot just realized Rhea's the Immaculate One.
Lamo, even in the final battle Marianne's not convinced Claude not coo coo for coco puffs.
More cut scene. Shez and Claude killing Rhea. Shez turned into Arval. Wonder what happens if you recruit Byleth.
This was such a watered-down version of SB's final battle. They both had Rhea as a final boss, but SB got Thales too and it was A LOT harder because of that. Either that or Lorenz is really that silly stupid good.
Another abrupt, non-ending.
Claude wanted the war to end, and shock of all shock, killing Rhea didn't work!!! The idiot. All those people died, for nothing. I also predict greedy assholes will still enforce hierarchies and be racist, even without Rhea.
This ending may have been even worse than SB's? Because at least Edelgard still has a goal she's working towards, it just cut off mid-way. Claude accomplished his and nothing changed - he only made the world worse.
Are either GW or SB better endings if you get Byleth? I'm betting that's what happens. Because that can't be the real ending, lol.
MVP time. Wonder when it'll turn into the Lorenz show. As soon as Ch 5, pretty much no one but Lorenz got MVP. He's just absurd, but in a boring way. He's invulnerable to damage, but doesn't play very fun. If I ever did GW again, I'd main Lysithea. She's a unit type I like way more, hella strong and fast, but low defense. Lorenz made GW super boring to play since I didn't have to think at all. He's that good of a unit.
It's funny seeing nothing but Lorenz's face on an endless scroll (except paralogues or like, women units only battles)
I can't believe I'm getting a letter from Lorenz. If I knew I'd get a letter, I would've picked a character I actually liked, like Marianne. Hubert's letter was better. Lorenz's was really generic.
Still pissed there's no paired endings.
And these endings are so bad, wtf. I'm glad I did this twice so I know AG is also just going to randomly end.
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whoslaurapalmer · 7 days ago
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okay so i've watched mostly the twilight zone for the past 72 hours. 1) no longer scared about the show as a whole! 2) very nice to just be scared for little half hour bursts and then see something else that might NOT be scary, or is scary in a different way!! 3) the episodes i saw a a kid that WERE scary are STILL scary or tense or anxiety-inducing, thumbs up 4) god rod serling was SUCH a great writer. man knew exactly what he was doing every time. even when i can guess what's gonna happen it STILL goes a little differently afterwards which is really chewy and fun!! 5) sooooo many actors showed up that i absolutely adore, there have been so many times i've said 'look it's that guy!!' (my brother: which guy? me: you know!! one of THOSE guys!!) (as in, people who consistently played a variety of character actor roles on tv in the 50s-60s, that one in particular was......oh shit what's his name. edward andrews! ohhhh i'm sad i haven't seen the one with percy helton yet. and other solid character actor types like constance ford! claude akins! cedric hardwicke! even veronica cartwright!! and then people like jack klugman! vera miles! martin milner!!!!! james coburn!!!!!)
6) it's not like i'm comparing it to alfred hitchcock presents, but i keep THINKING about alfred hitchcock presents, which is my top tier anthology show and a show i've watched since i was a kid, and i'm just like. idk i'm chewing on them both. i'm so intrigued by the places they overlap but also take on very different genres. alfred hitchcock presents was a lot more black comedy, murder, suspense and terror but with barely anything supernatural, stories that can be twisty but are MUCH more straight, and the twilight zone, of course, plays in a space where any sort of supernatural thing can and will happen, a different sort of murder (if murder occurs in an episode) (yknow what i mean??), open endings, a harder social commentary, and i'm just!! i'm chewing!!! and it's so interesting that there WERE a few supernatural episodes of alfred hitchcock presents that would've been at home on the twilight zone -- alfred hitchcock presents did a few ray bradbury stories (special delivery and design for loving, in particular)! there's just one ray bradbury story on the twilight zone (i sing the body electric, which i happened to see today!) which was not the story i expected from him!! idk i just have a lot of floating thoughts here they're both such incredible anthology series and i'm so thrilled i spent this absolutely inordinate amount of time watching the twilight zone. and am still watching. mirror image is on right now and i have no idea what's gonna happen i'm so excited. NO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ENDING
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cxhleel108 · 1 year ago
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LITG S8 Thots for this week: Y’all funny bruh
(Me watching everyone have a meltdown over that lil “anti-cheat system” trick while my shit was sitting untouched. They going to hell for that Idk)
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• Why literally every single season the bitches that’s always causing drama wanna sit and act like they don’t? Can we please get ONE real bitch to just be straight up like “yeah I like to start shit and I’ll do it again”?
• Jin romancers don’t come for me cuz I like him too but I gotta speak real!
• Outfit time!
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• These are much better swimsuits in my opinion. Also GAY RIGHTS BIKINI ACHIEVED!
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• Right boo.
• This I-Spy challenge idea kinda messy as hell ooooouuuu y’all ate that I can’t lie.
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• Claudia sis no…that’s nasty.
• Luna, you starting to make an enemy outta me young lady.
• “This is I Spy, not I Imagine” pleasekfmdmsm ate that.
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• OH I WANT IT BAE CLOCK THAT BITCH TEA!
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• Omgggg the comebacks this season I can’t.
• That tired attempt at trying to get me to fight with Oakley oh boo try again! Unlike y’all, me and my nigga secure!
• Jin secretly kissing Sophie coming out of nowhere like what the???
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• Girl you was literally just trying to defame my character- ok whatever.
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• I know you fucking lying. Uh uh.
• Trying to get me to help send y’all to the hideaway when the both of you been testing my patience the past few days is CRAZY like no baby get somebody else to do it😭😭😭
• Outfit time again!
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• Oh bitch we got the hennessyyyyy!!!! Like both these outfits eat DOWN.
• “I didn’t think what I said would cause so much drama” Oh Theo please even you don’t believe that.
• Theo flirting with me right after he just said voting for him and Clauds to go to the hideaway wouldn’t be a waste of my vote…😕
• The compliment party was a cute idea. You’re getting back in my good books Jin, congratulations!
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• Anti-social Annie’s???😭😭😭
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• Girl he betta be twerking with that big ole ass he got!
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• Well…she get money. Her body tea. She super thick. She super pretty. Like why wouldn’t you be?
• I mean duh we won the hideaway challenge. We the only couple that’s not damn near a lost cause. Uggghh yes #BlackLove!
• Outfit time again again!
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• Ok I know we all kinda tired of wearing Savage X Fenty lingerie every goddamn night but we can ignore that this time cuz 1. we tryna get FAWKED tonight and 2. these are sooooo cute I’m sorry.
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• Ugh Oakley is soooo…like pull dat fucking dick out I’m not playin with you!
• Them bringing that stupid ass box back with same shit yet again oh brotherrrrr can we get something else???!!!! Like some chocolate sauce, a whip, handcuffs, hell a fucking dildo even just SOMETHING ELSE!
• He brought us a whole breakfast spread after dicking us down y’all. When we’re married by the end of this then what?
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• Quite literally what else is there to expose my god. Are y’all gonna tell me y’all had a villa orgy before I got here like shit!
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panelshowsource · 2 years ago
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If you had to pick a top three favorite episodes of any panel shows EVER, which would you choose? One of mine would have to be Terry Wogan guest hosting old NMTB, which I am dying to watch again in my lifetime. Your old-NMTB-posting reminded me just how amazing and formative those old episodes were for me. Anyway, it got me thinking… I would love to hear yours!
as long as i'm allowed to answer this totally subjectively...! because the objectively most iconic panel show episodes are probably quite different to the ones i gravitate to especially for rewatching — and especially in this difficult recent climate 🫥
this choice is almost bizarre knowing me, a huge huge huge sean lock fan, but this episode of cats does countdown ��� without sean! and not even golden era, probably, whatever that is in my mind — is so ridiculous and chaotic and stupid that i've watched it about 1000 times. there's something very specific about the dynamic between jimmy, jon, roisin, and joe without sean; those four have been in quite a few episodes without sean and they're like actual children without an adult in the room: jon is goofier and completely lets go of the game, jimmy throws even more to roisin (we do not talk enough about what a fucking kick jimmy gets out of her), roisin and joe's insane sibling dynamic becomes next level. anyways—this episode, which includes rly funny mascots, glory hole, the fucking hoop game and joe eating an onion and jon eating peppers???, THE UNICORN, its sheer childishness just cracks me up every time :') (if we're gonna mention the golden age, 2.02 is very iconic — from rhod killin it and always arguing with jimmy to claude to nick x susie hahaha but i have sooooo many catsdown episodes i love love love)
i really love the episode of 8 out of 10 cats following jimmy's tax scandal. it's not one of my favourite panel shows in general, but the circumstances of the news and the discussion epitomised what the show was meant to be: panel show meets reality tv meets a comedy central roast. watching that live, as the news was running it so heavily that even the prime minister mentioned it, as the press and twitter were reacting to it... wild times. it holds up incredibly well — it's hilarious watching them rip him to shreds, because he deserves every word and they're having a ball doing it to him, and i really appreciate jon grounding the conversation in just how tax avoidance hurts their country and some of its hardest workers — a really interesting, engaging mix of comedy and anger and wit and disappointment and political commentary that is not only funny but strikingly relevant no matter how much time passes. like so, so many people who were so, so disappointed in jimmy, this was the foundation of his carrying the responsibility, shame, reflection, and growth that people wanted to see — and that he truly needed to. since then he's talked a lot about not only righting the wrong (in paying back what he owed in avoidance) but just how the system is so broken — and taking the least complicated, most honest road forward since.
now i want to pick 1000 different things this is why i don't make lists or rank things!!!!! while my instinct is to pick a big fat quiz, i'm actually gonna go top-level nostalgia and say this episode of buzzcocks when stephen fry was a guest. what can i say — simon, stephen, it was two intellectual, mildly bitchy homosexuals on a stacked panel including josie long, dominic cooper, and yet another skinny white rock man for simon to pretend he's not trying to flirt with. stephen saying "there is a history, in pop music, of recto-veginal insertion" and denouncing god, like, in the first 5 minutes? stephen doing the intros round?? did i mention history boys-era dominic cooper??? such a throwback!!! (not to cheat but this ep with josh groban & martin freeman is my runner up)
i want to apologise to big fat quiz, taskmaster, wilty... THE WHOLE HISTORY OF PANEL SHOWS... I WISH I COULD CHOOSE YOU ALL
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sergeifyodorov · 2 years ago
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who is your favorite player on every team?
omg this is sucha good ask anon... under the cut for my little explanations
bruins: pasta... nails PAINTED front teeth CHIPPED glasses ON. i hate him every time he actually plays the leafs because he's so goddamn good but separated from that i enjoy his silly ass immensely
panthers: society has moved past the need for anyone to enjoy any florida panthers (bobrovsky)
leafs: im an austonhead through and through... generational goalscorer and queeny what can't he do
lightning: stamkos for symbolism reasons. bonus nikita kucherov because he's one of those larionov-type really analytical players and i love that
red wings: moritz
canadiens: juraj slafkovsky because he is just SO giant puppy and he is absolutely hilarious
sabres: dahlin for psychosexual reasons
sens: CLAUDE GIROUX!!! GINGER FRANCO ONTARIEN DILF OF ALL TIME!!!!!! NECK GUARD!!!! BISEXUAL SUBTEXT!!!!!! CLAUD!
rangers: artemi panarin (only child of divorce)
hurricanes: seth jarvis (one of very few nhlers i feel like i could have a normal human dumbass conversation with)
islanders: mat barzal (diva)
flyers: travis konecny (sexy)
devils: nico hischier (sexy)
penguins: evgeni malkin (diva)
capitals: alex ovechkin (sexy)
blue jackets: patrik laine (because there's something SOOOOO compelling about being a draft bust and also the fact that he is just kind of a weirdly blonde freak white walker lookin dude who wears interesting outfits)
jets: nik ehlers. points for being a) danish (nobody's DANISH in this league) and b) that one time sch*fele hurt that hab and ehlers protected him when everyone got into that scrum going for schiefele
avalanche: alex georgiev for punching tda
dallas stars: where do i START with the stars... robo i think
preds: JUUSE SAROS MY LEEDL GUYYYYY
blues: gonna go with brayden schenn... any relative of luke's is a friend of mine
coyotes: either clayton keller or alex kerfoot
wild: idk flower?
blackhawks: connor bedard is legitimately my little guy. i love that freak. im at practice... in chicago... CHICAGO???. went on a pilgrimage to see Him in person and it was great (leafs lost in overtime and he got 0 points)
canucks: as much as i love and appreciate my fellow gays im gonna have to go with quinnifer here. he's literally quinn hughes i don't know what you want from me
golden knights: jeichel
kings: anze kopitar <3
oilers: mcdavid... he's literally everything. cursed by god. pro gay. really good at hockey. ginger
kraken: honestly i have never thought about the kraken a single day of my entire life. who's their goalie? grubauer? i'll go grubauer
flames: naz kadri :))))))))
ducks: i know we're all supposed to have ducks opinions nowadays but im going to carefully say lukas dostal and be done with it
sharks: duclair. free of the panthers and ready to be given space in my heart
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qualityrain · 1 year ago
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lowk annoyed everytime people act like the main reason why kotaro and shinpei do those stuff is romantic jealousy like guys ik this is a romance manga but cmon. not everything is abt romance. ok. theres so many other reasons and to boil it down into romantic jealousy is so 💀
#like yeah obv romantic jealousy is involved but thats not the point yk#like esp w kotaro in 30 like theres sooooo much shit going on#and shinpei says it outright too!!! he thought satoko would leave him behind#like idk sorry i get annoyed when people call hny a love triangle or seriously consider kotaro a love interest#kotaro didnt just miss his chance he never had one!!!#r u not seeing the themes. rhe reason why its shinpei#when kotaro represents the family who wants the best for satoko#but is ultimately perpetuates the whole fucked up belief system that makes satoko an object and feel trapped#its not his fault!! its not any of their faults#shinpei is the foil to both of them#claude txt#there was a whole ass chapter called ill set you free#with the memory of satokos mother telling her you dont have any freedom here#the whole ill make you feel free where ever you are satoko#the way its said TWICE like cmon guys#like did u guys also ignore how satoko has absolutely 0 romantic interest in kotaro#kotaros here havinf romantic daydreams while satoko is like kotaro is such a worrywart :/#sorry people r calling kotaro a closeted yandere and im shaking the bars of the enclosure screaming why hes not#<-yandere liker (its literally only shinpei and nier)#sorry i relate so much to yanderes banging the wall like stoooooppp stoppp#kotaro isn’t obsessively in love with satoko!!!!!!!!!!!! Tgats literally the main criteria#kotaro fundamentally isnt a yandere because he has already accepted his feelings will be unrequited forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#a yandere is selfish ok like lowk its fucking genius of tachibana to make shinpei a yandere#to be the foil to kotaro and satokos selflessness
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rosewoodconch · 10 months ago
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RWCH Readathon: Day 19
Princess in Practice - Chapter 4
Im tired so this will be chaos sorry
I sooooo feel that yearning to just snuggle up warm in her blankets
Lets go chat to our bestie king alex huh?
I genuinely imagine him exactly like the dad from rapunzel
Jamies gift still makes me sad even now, more so after the later books
Ugh i want a cupcake now
The phantom heartbeat of saskia in the basement... Edgar Allen Poe reference???
I like that the fairytale references get darker throughout - now referencing the Telltale heart rather than cinderella, growing up with her
Hanna and Midori stay the best characters in the whole series fight me
These portraits in this hallway have such an amazing visual
The motto of the Maravish family again is so perfectly intuned to the themes we've already been introduced to
Shoutout to claude i guess scary man
To fail the family is an unforgivable act
Thats a bit much my dude
I get it
But chill
Lottie, YOU HAVE A CONSTANT DUTY WEIGHING YOU DOWN
Jamie! Lottie thinking jamie was claude sneaking up on her... hmm connie youre too smart for us
Them getting praise from the king is wonderful
Girl what do you mean you dont know what it means to stay vigilant.
I know its like a whole theme in this book BUT CMON
Put her second to put her first
To be honest tho. Jamies one makes sense. He'll have to prioritise Lottie in order to protect both girls.
For lottie its harder to wrap her head around
God this chapter feels long
Jamie calling her out for saying "yes your majesty" is lowkey hilarious and i love him
And again... his gift. Jamie makes me so sad. Not in a, im upset at him, but oh my god i cant wait for him to get away from here and have therapy.
But also, from his perspective, of course it would upset him. Hes not allowed to have a life outside of Ellie, and her gift is a reminder of what his life should have been
This is a bit of a sad start isnt it?
I wanna meet ollie ����😭😭
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polish-art-tournament · 2 years ago
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between-the-tournaments minigame 1
have you submitted your favourite polish art pieces for the new tournament already? are you a little bored waiting for it to begin? GREAT NEWS there's a minigame for you (and there will be two more. maybe three)
i present: two paintings and two collections of paintings associated with poland but not by polish artists (one could argue in bacciarelli's case but shhh) - vote for the one you like best!
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Lady with an Ermine by Leonardo da Vinci: one of the most valuable paintings exhibited in Poland, subject of a very rude comment by our (former) (stupid) minister of culture, also subject of many many arguments between Polish people whether the animal is an ermine or a weasel, a classic
Canaletto's paintings of Warsaw: detailed af, after the destruction of the city in World War 2 they were used as a reference during the rebuilding of the Old Town, simply iconic
Bacciarelli's portraits of his contemporaries as well as Polish historical figures: Bacciarelli spent over 50 years of his life in Warsaw and was a professor at the University and is considered one of the fathers of Polish national/historical art style, and his descendands lived in Poland, sooooo one could argue his art is Polish art and could feature in the main tournament, but idk. I guess if enough people submit him to the new tournament I will include him? but for now here he is
Beach in Pourville by Claude Monet: the only Monet painting in Poland afaik, mostly famous for its theft from the museum in Poznań in 2000 (found in 2010)
have fun! next minigame will be posted on saturday
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ao3feed-reddie · 2 years ago
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you had me by one name now take me by another
Read it on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52259137 By: claude depussy (achilleslikespeas) by claude depussy (achilleslikespeas) It’s not a sin if God’s not looking. Richie’s pretty sure he’s never been given even a glance his way by the Big Man Himself, so he may as well be the picture of innocence. Words: 8629, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Bill Denbrough Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier Additional Tags: POV Richie Tozier, Trans Male Character, Trans Male Richie Tozier, Trans Male Eddie Kaspbrak, Nonbinary Eddie Kaspbrak, Alternate Universe - No Pennywise (IT), Alternate Universe - College/University, Clubbing, Drinking, Smoking, Explicit Sexual Content, Dirty Talk, Reunion Sex, Getting Back Together, Light Angst, Oral Sex, Kissing, it's so cute they're sooooo
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sillypiratelife · 2 years ago
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Watching the Disney version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame and for some reason I think that Sanji would feel identified and cry so hard with it?
Here's how I see it:
The main villain, Claude Frollo, is the father (figure) of the protagonist. He's a cruel and manipulative man who groomed Quasimodo by making him think that he was a monster and no one could ever love him. Frollo is also a bellicose man who uses his power to bring chaos and horror in the name of "goodness". He doesn't tolerate disobedience and would gladly burn entire cities to get what he wants.
The way Frollo can only see Quasimodo for his usefulness, like a weapon or a soldier.
THE FEAR TO BE PUNISHED. AUCH.
FOR FEELING.
Quasimodo taking to visual representation the feeling of having something wrong with you, of feeling unworthy of love or unlovable, of thinking you're defected while also wishing to escape your confinement.
I personally think Sanji frames his own life like a joke sometimes to deal with the trauma and the abuse of his past. It's fitting then, that the movie is framed in a carnival sense of irony.
I also think that there's an interesting parallel in terms of meta-textuality. The story within the story, the role of the storyteller, those are things you can find both in Sanji's past and in the movie. Sanji and Quasimodo being both popular figures within their own cultures...
Maybe it's something about a man who grew up thinking he was a monster and a mother that got sacrificed while she was trying to protect her son.
Something about the kindness of gargoyles reminding me of the Baratie?? The way they interact is very funny, idk. They're so silly and fight so much and worry and try sooo hard to push Quasimodo to live his life instead of just staying for his job. They want him to go out, to chase his dreams.
Quasimodo and Sanji taking the passive role out of misplaced guilt and sense of loyalty.
All of this completely ignoring the fact that the movie is set in France lol, but okay.
The songs would absolutely get Sanji. He'd deny everything, he'd get defensive, he would do anything to deflect the attention.
There's a whole conversation to be had about the way the Romani people are portrayed and the discrimination they suffer, but for now I'll just say that the strawhat crew would feel identified in them, for several reasons.
The unfairness of the system, the corruption and cruelty, the torture (!!!) and the war and the balance between Phoebus' righteousness and Claude Frollo's rotten heart— you know what I mean.
THE FESTIVAL. THE COURT OF MIRACLES. THE COMPARISON WITH THE WAY OF LIFE OF PIRATES AND THEIR JOY.
But this is about Sanji, right?
He'd fall immediately for Esmeralda. Which is expected. Her character is perfect to depict the relationship between Sanji and women. The edge of (over)sexualization around them mixed with the rejection Quasimodo feels by the way they mock him, mixed even more with the way he's absolutely starving for love and affection. He wants acceptance, kindness and physical intimacy.
Esmeralda really personifies it all. All Sanji wants and needs. She apologizes for her mistake and frees Quasimodo by comparing his situation to her people, the Romani. She fights for him and stands for him against the representative of justice in the city. Bold and powerful and so skilled in a fight. Insane as hell and sooooo beautiful.
She'll be worthy the raging Sanji would get for the way the people wasted food throwing it at Quasimodo.
(depending on who you ship with Sanji, there is a way to compare them to Esmeralda and Phoebus, that I can assure you).
(and depending on how you see Sanji when it comes to gender and sexuality, you can talk about the role of Catholicism and religious guilt and manipulation).
Wow. This post is... long.... very long... Oops.
This is slowly developing into an au in my head. I'll leave this here and let you guys think about the potential of it all.
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fireemblems24 · 2 years ago
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Azure Gleam 15 (Final)
As long as this has gone on for, I'm actually bummed to finish this one.
NARRATION
Those special chapters were so weird. It's kind of funny how the plot is like, just ignoring all of that and going back to regular programming. It's like in an old kid's show when they got a dog and then the next episode - no dog anymore. Like there's kinda no point to it.
Ok, so Thales talking to yeeted Edelgard. I will never not get over how funny it is that's the path the writers decided.
Yep, we're really just jumping back into the regular plot. That is so funny. The writing in this game is a clusterfuck at times.
Ok, so we're going to the monastery to save Rhea. MUCH better than saving Bernie's dad.
TWSITD causing chaos again. I feel this route targeted them more than the other two. Like they barely existed in GW.
Everyone's worried about Rhea.
Dimitri wants to wreck TWSITD and the Empire. Let's fucking go!
MAP
No side quests again! Guys, I'm sooooo close to beating this game I can taste it. Both SB and AG have very short final chapters.
Only Claude is annoying, which tracks how this game's gone so . . .
So I've gotten all the supports for: Dimitri, Dedue, Felix, Sylvain, Ingrid, and Rodrigue. Mercedes I'm only missing Jeritza. I didn't use Annette or Ashe, so they're missing a few, but I feel I did pretty good. Hopefully I can get Mercie and Jeritza this chapter.
Ugh, so I missed the opportunity to deepen my bond with Byleth :( Maybe next time.
So in another route, Ashe had no idea what he believed in anymore. In this one, he's confident about his sense of justice.
In another route, Yuri didn't tell me his history with Varley, in this one he trusted me with it.
Ingrid is a queen. She said it's the people who suffer in war, our leaders should reach diplomatic resolutions. Too bad only Dimitri believes in those :(
Aww, Byleth refused to kill Shez during their fight because he could tell she wasn't herself. I soooo wish I'd gotten their supports.
Ok, so I ran into Raphael again and agreed that I didn't like how we were fighting (which, imo, isn't true, but I wanted to see the difference). Shez thinks Edelgard is too cruel, Claude is too haphazard, and Dimitri is too cautious. She pretty much nailed it.
No Arval in the tent :(
Linhardt just said Caspar revels in bloodshed. That's fucked up.
My heart just broke and warmed at the same time. A Kingdom general asked a Duscur general how the people from Duscur pray. He wanted to learn because he lost a lot of good soldiers from Duscur in the last battle and wanted to pray for them in the way their religion would. It's details like this that make Hopes worth it.
Haha, Dedue was fairly chill considering I attacked allies and posed a possible threat to Dimitri. He brought it up, but didn't harp on it.
BYLETH & JERALT A
Man, I'm glad I got this unlocked in time.
Byleth gave Jeralt flowers. First time in Byleth's life lol.
He's trying to communicate his feelings, thankfulness to Jeralt for being his captain and father.
Aw, it's a throwback to Byleth giving out flowers at the Academy.
Lamo, Jeralt just said Byleth may have been a student or led seminars, but isn't qualified to be a teacher.
Jeralt's like, I knew you cared, kid. But I still appreciate it.
Byleth picked the flowers out himself. It's the same kind his mother liked :(((
Jeralt used to give these flowers to Sitri.
Byleth is being so sentimental and sweet. I can just imagine a voiced Byleth saying lines like that in Houses' supports and buying more into the character.
I swear, this game made me really get Byleth more and "buy into" the character. Also, I'm going to cry so hard when Jeralt dies. I still don't really care for Jeralt, but I'm going to just feel so sad for Byleth.
DIMITRI & DEDUE A
For anyone wondering, I purposefully saved this one and Felix A. I've had them unlocked for a while.
Dedue is worried because Dimitri keeps sleeping at his desk. He's grateful or else he'd get sore.
Of course, he had bad dreams about the past.
Ohhhh! Not the tragedy, but arriving home after. Cool to learn some tidbits about that part too.
A child cursed Dimitri after the funeral because his dad died in Duscur and was furious with Dimitri for not killing Dedue, but hanging out with him instead.
Dimitri just ignored him.
Then Dimitri talks about his duty to those who died, and asks Dedue what he would do if Dimitri begged for vengeance while he was dying. OFC, Dedue says he'd do it even if he died.
Then Dimitri asks the opposite, what would Dedue do if Dimitri begged him to live for his own happiness? Dedue said he couldn't.
"I cannot know happiness without you by my side." :(((((((
He'd seek revenge, for his own sake, not Dimitri's.
Dimitri's like, nothing I'd say would change your mind?
Dedue just flips the subject, asking if Dimitri can't just live for himself, and ofc Dimitri says no, he can't.
But imagines another life traveling around as a merc with Dedue or living as a farmer. Dedue's like, why not go?
Dimitri says obviously I can't do that.
So Dedue's like get some sleep.
It worries Dedue every time he sees Dimitri asleep like that at his desk bc he's worried Dimitri died. But Dimitri's like, not why you're here. It won't happen.
Dimitri's like, if I died, that wouldn't go well, so I'll listen.
GUYS. DIMITRI'S GOING TO SLEEP. SOMEONE TALKED HIM INTO SLEEPING. THE POWER OF DEDUE.
They're married, your honor.
DIMITRI & FELIX A
Starts with Dimitri apologizing and promising revenge, killing all of TWSITD no matter the cost.
Felix walks in, Dimitri almost calls him Glenn, but corrects, and apologizes again except to Felix for seeing that.
Felix is like "I've seen all there is of you to see." So, uh, what does that mean?
Dimitri explains that he suffers from a "waking dream," saying he sees the dead like they're real.
Then talks about the violent revenge the dead scream at him.
Felix asks when this all started. Dimitri says 6 years, but the voices started 4 years ago during his first battle? Not sure those numbers line up with lore and age, but I don't know how old they are this time. Anyways, started with Duscur, got worse when Rufus tried to have Dimitri killed by sending him to battle.
The man he killed that freaked Felix out was someone from Duscur, and the voices cheered when he killed the guy.
Felix is like, do you really think Glenn and Lambert would torture you like that? Telling Dimitri he's the one doing it, not them.
Dimitri's like, even if that's true, I can't forgive myself.
Felix talks about how if Dimitri loses his path, he's taking everyone down with him (so Houses, sans AM) and says "keep the whole removing their heads thing in check yeah?"
Felix says it'll be their secret.
"are you offering to let me unburden my heart to you when the time calls for it?" - Dimitri to Felix. Guys, I'm dying a little.
Dimitri credits Felix with the reason he hasn't descended into madness, and asks Felix to continue being his right-hand man.
Hahahah, OMG, Felix picked Dimitri up and is physically carrying him to bed. Dimitri is nearly laughing because he's so much taller than Felix his feet are dragging the floor.
Felix calls him a "sack of muscle" lol
Dimitri carried Felix like this when Felix twisted his ankle. And now is calling this a workout. Dimitri's still massively entertained.
They are also married.
Man, so Dedue got Dimitri to fucking sleep, and Felix got him to laugh.
Ok, this game is really Dimilix, the game. I swear a shipper on deck wrote this. It may also be why Felix was one of the few Blue Lions to survive SB. Writers' bias.
My shipping heart is so happy with both supports.
ASHE & FLAYN B
This is their final support.
They're fishing together. She's trying to reel in a big fish, but it's not working. Ashe gives her tips. And she got it!
Though, it seems like it was a bit of a struggle.
Flayn swore she'd not let go no matter what. Ashe says sometimes it's best to not let go, and suddenly understands Seteth. But still compliments her on her determination.
Flayn thinks her mother would be proud of her for catching this, which is part of the reason Flayn loves fishing.
She flirts with Ashe a bit too lol.
And now she's drooling over the fish.
Ashe says Flayn enjoys him of his sister and really had fun.
But then panics thinking of Flayn in the kitchen lol.
ANNETTE & CONSTANCE B
Constance compliments Annette's performance in battle.
Constance is a legendary alumni at the school in Faerghus.
Stories include turning bossy noble kids into horses. And she started using it everywhere.
She argued magical theory with teachers and won.
These make me love Constance, not going to lie.
Annette is nervous being around someone so famous. Constance calls Annette one of the most talented women in the Kingdom.
Constance loves a book Annette work, but it's mostly a cook book, so Annette doesn't make much of it.
Annette wrote a magical cookbook, and Constance is all about it.
Annette tries to give Mercedes credit because she's the cook.
They both want to get to know each other better.
This was really them geeking out over each other, magic, and Mercedes' cooking.
MERCEDES & JERITZA A
It came down to the lack fucking minute, but I got it. Thank you, Shez, for cooking the perfect dinner.
Jeritza finds and old letter from Mercedes' mother. Or, rather, she wrote Jeritza a letter after Mercie told her that they found him.
They both want to live with him after the war, but he says no.
He can't face her because of his past actions. Doesn't seem Mercie holds it against him. And says neither will her mother.
Then Jeritza talks about the Death Knight persona.
Mercie's like, naw, because you're fine right now.
Jeritza still doesn't give in though. He insists he must pay for his crimes, which he thinks he never can. He wants to get judged by the law, which, honestly, respect.
Mercie decides to support his decisions, even though it makes her sad, and that they'll be waiting for him. No matter how long. Even if they're both old ladies.
I really loved that support. Seeing Mercie support Jeritza's decision, seeing Jeritza take responsibility for his actions. All around good support.
ANNETTE & CONSTANCE A
Glad I got this one. I think Seteth/Shez A is the only other support still within reach.
Constance wants Annette's help conducting an experiment outside. Annette knows how Constance's mood changes when she goes outside. Annette's happy to help.
Obviously now Constance is being down on herself.
Annette volunteered before learning the experiment. Thankfully it's just to try and get all the cats from the area.
It fails :( I want a spell like that.
Constance is obviously moping, Annette gives her a pep talk, but it probably useless bc they're outside.
It attracted bugs, and Constance says the cockroach is a better sorceresses than her lamo. Then they attract angry birds lol.
Once back inside, Constance realizes her spell does sort of work, but they just didn't know how to get cats.
Aww, I really liked that support chain.
FINAL BATTLE
How can anyone not tell something is wrong with Edelgard?
It's so weird how they just ignore the special chapters.
Thales is making her fight.
Sylvain said he'll skip the class reunion if this is what they're like.
Ingrid is roaring to go after Thales.
No sign of Claude. Dimitri's trusting him, but I don't know about that. I wonder if he betrays you here too. Though Dimitri makes a good point that if Faerghus falls, Claude's ass is next.
On, cool image! Dimitri giving a speech. It's like a moment in Lord of the Rings before Aragorn and co march on Mordor.
I like this! Dimitri's talking about severing the past and moving on into tomorrow. Good to hear him talking like that.
I only got 40 points too. Guess Claude was the odd one out, getting more points for his battle than the other two.
Kyrona made an appearance.
Felt good to kill Varley for once.
Getting ready to face Thales now. Dimitri about to get his revenge against TWSITD. Feels good.
Shez is reassuring Dimitri that he's not alone. That his friends are here to help. :)
I think I just killed Kyrona for good this time.
Time to kick Thales' ass. Much better than killing Rhea. Again.
We also got to defeat Edelgard. Having a hard time feeling bad about that.
This battle is pure chaos. But in a fun way.
Oh, did I beat Thales? I'm at a cut scene. Shez stopped Edelgard; and Dimitri's marching to kick Thales' ass.
Haha, he just ignored Thales magic like it was nothing. What a fucking badass.
He's not even saying anything, just breathing, and the voice acting is still on point.
Edelgard remembered Dimitri? So he didn't kill her. And outside Rhea, Claude and the Blue Lions are waiting. And sun is about to come up.
This felt WAY more complete than the other two. I was expecting MUCH worse. Maybe if I played the other two first I'd be more surprised, but they set the bar stupid low.
We defeated the Empire, defeated TWSITD - I don't know what would even be left?
I love how hard the narration tries to make it sound like the Empire has a fart's chance in the wind anymore. It's just clean up now.
MVP time. It'll eventually turn into the Dimitri show like SB did Hubert and GW did Lorenz. I suspect it'll take longer though bc I wanted to use the other Blue Lions a lot.
Actually, I lie, it happened like the second I got Dimitri and not just Shez. I think I may just be a stan lol. He's also just so damn strong he killed so much easier and faster than anyone else.
You can tell the chapter Dimitri was missing for since Felix and Ingrid kept trading MVP. Then back to Dimitri.
Hey! Rodrigue got one!
I'm excited for Dimitri's letter. Still wish we got paired endings here though.
Dimitri feels reassured with Shez by his side. He's also the only one who asked Shez to stay in the Kingdom. It's nothing spectacular, but it was sweet.
I'm also a bit sad to see this one end. No more Fodlan unless I replay, but I guess there's still supports I didn't unlock.
Guys, I can't believe I finished. Now I'm finally "free" to play whatever games I want.
Def want to replay Engage and Houses, and some non-FE stuff too. Should I get the Engage DLC?
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