#hes so fed up of my bullshit at this point 😂😭

[tetras-stuff]

me: are you sick of me talking about solas?

my partner: solas this, solas that. if he's so great why can't he grow hair?

me: because he's old. ancient elves can't grow hair.

my partner: who told you that? solas? i bet he did. I bet he said "ooh look at me it's because I'm so ancient and wise" and then in veilguard there will be ancient elves with luscious long hair and it will be a really awkward conversation. what then, huh?

[booktrashme]

5x02 Thoughts

Okay, I promised you guys I’d post my thoughts on the episode later today so here it is. Enjoy my raw and unfiltered chaos!

Yep, let’s just jump into a helicopter hanging sideways off a building with no safety harness #goodplan

Eddie baby istg if you fall I’m gonna riot

Look, I’m all for the crazy stunts the show pulls but this entire helicopter sequence is just so unrealistic. Aren’t pilots taught to fly in numerous conditions, including the dark?

So COVID doesn’t exist anymore? No one’s wearing masks #wellokay also #jealousaussiehere

Really, Harry? But also, I understand

Ewww powdered eggs

“Power czar” is correct

Buck no 😂

“Do not attempt to bribe me” 😂 baby you’re like a golden retriever

Why is this scene so seriously comedic though?

Well played Chim, well played

Okay so we’re still doing the kiss-my-gf-on-the-cheek hm? #ismellabreakupcoming

I don’t like An* for Eddie any more than you guys do but I also feel sorry for her. She’s so invested in this and Eddie just isn’t

BUCK AND CHRIS 🥺😍

Look at that HUG though

Eddie doesn’t introduce An* and Buck’s face says it all

How interesting

OMG the BUDDIE content in this scene!!

The looks! The eye contact! The absolute understanding!!!

Buck absolutely knows somethings up

You guys I CANNOT *breaks down in buddie*

Excuse me sir what do you mean “not yet?”

Eddie looks like he’s on the verge of another panic attack

“You’ve never been here” “No, I haven’t” *proceeds to tell Ravi to give An* a tour*

Edmundo you just handed off your gf to probie okay you are not in love‼️

Buck knows what’s up

Okay but maybe Ravi and An*???

Bro since when does a salad “wilt”?? That wording is so strange

Wow the lawyer’s dead I actually didn’t see that coming

Nevermind she was a fan girl ofc 🤦🏽‍♀️

NO OMG OKAY THIS ZOO OUTBREAK SCENE IS SO DAMN CUTE

Buck’s absolute concern and everyone’s like ‘nah it’ll be fine’

He’s got a point though

He’s shooting off random facts again 🥰

“This is not me and Eddie bagging a turkey in South Pasadena” EDDIE’S LITTLE SMILE 🥺

“He takes Christopher there all the time” NO OMG THE SUBTEXT FROM S3 😭😭😭

Can we also just appreciate how often this means Buck takes Chris to the zoo? That’s so sweet!

Eddie’s amusement in this entire scene is killing me

“Just smile, Buck” Hen absolutely fed up with the bullshit 😂

EDDIE’S GRINNING AT BUCK

Nope that’s it

I’ve died

I’m dead

Omfg that SMILE

I don’t care what Tim says Buddie is happening you guys!!!

Okay but why was Welcome To The Jungle playing in this scene so hot??

The scene transitions in this season are KILLING ME and it’s only episode 2

“The animal makes a move, control it” 😂

Okay but you imagine Buck with a meerkat or something 😂

Wait no it’s a camel

OMG BUCK IS LIKE:

Eddie just here like ‘what the hell is wrong with you?’

Alpaca spitting blood?? Okay yeah why not

“Clever girl” Jurassic Park really?

BUCK AND EDDIE SMILING AT ONE ANOTHER AGAIN 🥺

Eddie’s helmet hair is gorgeous

OH I CALLED IT good one Chim

There’s a freaking blow-up dinosaur in the background

I wouldn’t endorse this park either

Seems like a financial liability

Awww good neighbours

YES MORE BUDDIE CONTENT WE’RE MOVING UP THE FOODCHAIN YA’LL

“Any chest pains?” Nah just heartache

“You need to tell me if something is wrong” oh no what if this is about the will and Buck’s preparing himself for the worst 🥺

WE CALLED IT YA’LL

An*’s gotta go

Okay this is pulled straight from fanfiction

The whole “that’s not the way you talk about someone you’re in love with”

I am CONVINCED the writers troll Tumblr and A03 because there’s no way

“My kid loves her” does he Eddie? Or does Chris love her for your sake?

Buck is completely on point here

“You know it and it hurts” aww Buck 😞

Okay but why did Buck end this scene sounding aggravated? Sounds a lot like jealousy to me I’m not even clowning

I’m seriously thinking Maddie’s gonna pull a Shannon and take off. It would explain why Chim is ‘devastated’ in next week’s episode 😞

Surely not though, right?

How does Michael not know what J looks like though? Surely he would’ve seen him in his home??

Guys, everything else aside, I think it’s really happening. These past two episodes have just been too telling, as if pulled straight from fanfiction. Hang on Buddie Nation. I don’t think we’ll be clowns much longer ❤️