#hes me im also just insane with my imaginary wife in my headddd

[bbqhooligan]

ngl im GIDDY about the way Five cant be shipped. HES FOR THE ACEAROS. not only is there no canon possibility with the only characters being his siblings and their romantic interests, HES IMPOSSIBLE TO SELF INSERT TO LMAO. is he in love with a teenager? CANT. is he in love with a wonderful mature woman? cool, THAT WOMAN CANT BE ETHICALLY INTERESTED IN HIM BACK. there IS an unethically interested woman who DID know him as an adult man briefly but sadly shes a dommy mommy authority figure and Five is barely holding himself from biting her entire head off at any given moment. lovely. its just him and his insanity and his imaginary wife. literally me