#hes like. almost painfully regular with thjs

[get-more-bald]

hello. ask 25 for terry bc genuinely curious about a young vampires stance on conspiracy theories

he claims he doesn't have time for any conspiracy because he has a job but that is deeply untrue. He works from home and he has more than enough time to read all the internet forums and websites.

terry says "If vampires are real, anything else could be real too." and he doesn't actually believe in anything too strongly. what he does think is real though "is just facts" because he would never admit to believing in conspiracy. he's a bit harder to sell on some things than a typical 50 year old uncle (it is not because he's a vampire).

some of the things he says are just true are the new coke theory (they replaced the old coke recipe with an inferior one), the mccartney is dead theory (they replaced paul mccartney with some other guy) and the dead internet theory (it's just bots).