#hes like why isnt this hamburger cooked

[demxnicprxncess]

Evan Peters with a filipino partner?🤭🤭

So with this im going to do this as in like you take him to meet your mom and she makes a traditional filipino meal and yeah! sorry if this isnt all that good honey!

Taglist: @kitwalkersgfff, @ppawmpkin, @yes-divine-ruler, @quicksilversg1rl, @charsdunkie, @eddiemunsonsbitch69, @dahmevan, @sultrysullen dm me to be added or removed dears.

"Adobo" | Evan Peters x GN!Reader

"Ev, are you ready to go?" He nodded and walked up to me looking me up and down, "You look great babe." I smiled and kissed his cheek before walked to get in the car, "I'm nervous." I looked over at him from the passenger seat still smiling, "Why? I'm sure ma will love you." I turned on the radio to our favorite shared station as I set up the GPS to my mom's house, he sat beside me whilst driving and talking to himself rehearsing answers and questions. "Evan, calm down. Just be authentic and I swear she'll love you. Also she might cook my favorite meal Ev." He looked interested, "She's making hamburgers?" I laughed slightly looking down and ignoring that response by providing my own. "Chicken Adobo." He looked at me confused and kept driving before making a left turn, "What is that?" I smiled and gave him a pat on the shoulder, "It's a Filipino dish, it's just chicken with garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, salt, pepper, and sometimes dried citrus. Nothing too strange. You might like it." He pulled up at a house I instantly recognized and I felt my excitement bubble up, "Come on babe!" I got out of the car extremely happy and ran around to his side to pull him out and drag him to the door, before I could knock I heard the door open and myself being yanked inside smothered with a hug and a scent I've relished in since I was young. "Mama!" I heard her soft laugh as she stroked my hair and kissed the crown of my head, "My baby has come home! Is this the young man you've told me about?" I nodded excitedly and pulled him close giving him time to introduce himself, "I'm Evan Mrs. (her last name)" She smiled and gave him the same hug she gave me, "Call me mom sweetheart." His face heated up red as she practically suffocated him. "Ma, I'm hungry I wanna eat." She smiled and pulled me by my hand before seating me at the table and bringing out three plates of food. One for me, one for Evan, and then one for her. Evan looked nervous as he got a little bit with his fork and taking a little tasting bite, I watched anxiously as he swallowed the chicken, his eyes lighting up at the taste of the different seasoning coating both his chicken and now his taste buds. He looked at me in amazement before taking another bite, "Wait what is this?" I smiled at him and his excitement my mom answering before I could, "It's Chicken Adobo. I'll give (Your name) the recipe sweet boy." He smiled and continued eating. After having spent over 5 hours at her house and having some drinks we decided on staying the night, we walked into my old room and he looked around and see drawing and awards from when I was six and older. At some point he seen an old school photo and chuckled. "So you HAVE always been this pretty huh?" I turned around and snatched it from him. "Shhh you weren't supposed to see that." He smiled and laid down on the small bed, "I got super lucky." I followed up his sentence with a kiss before laying by him, "Go to sleep Ev." "Goodnight (name) I love you." I smiled and snuggled into him mumbling a soft "I love you too" before lulling to sleep.

HERE YOU GOOOO

[action-yak-arts]

wip sketch for a drawing of a dall-e mini result for "dragon cat"

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[ppaltagon]

Pentagon Imagine - Roadtrip

Jinho:

mostly takes care of the food

Is the adult of the group

Gets scared during the thunderstorm

When you find a small river to bathe in he tries to keep everyone out of the water in fear the guys will get hurt - he fails

Refuses to drive the van but makes sure to always sit next to the driver

Snores

Sings campfire songs

Brought alcohol but refuses to share

“I need this to survive the next days.”

Hui:

Drives most of the time

Hates having Jinho‘s surveillant look in his neck all the time

Wanted to stick to his leader role but gets childishly excited and acts like the biggest giggly dork ever

Lots of excited screams and noises

Falls face first into the river - somebody may or may not have pushed him

Refuses to take off his wet shirt since he‘s embarrassed to do so in front of you

At some point his shirt disappears, nobody knows why, Hyojong is grinning evilly in some corner

Tries to make s‘mores

They burn completely

Hongseok:

Just wants to have fun

Is forced into the mom-role sooner or later

Lots of shirtless time

He‘s surprised when you almost get a heartattack from seeing him basically naked in the morning (don‘t worry, at least he‘s wearing pants)

Does most of the cooking alongside Jinho

Tells everyone a bad joke as a substitute for a good-night-story

Takes over making the s‘mores

They turn out delicious

Hyojong:

Oh dear lord…

Lots of screaming

Is probably afraid of all the bugs

Finds a wild cat and wants to pet it

Gets bitten

Runs around shirtless a lot

Apologizes whenever he catches you staring

Disappears one night and then plays a scary prank on everyone else

An actual monster appears; he screeches the loudest and jumps into Wooseok‘s arms

Shinwon:

Clings onto you when Hyojong plays his prank

Makes a drama out of every single mosquito bite

„Is there a McDonalds around here?“

Wants to play hide-and-seek, gets lost in the process

Disappears for one night, Jinho finds him in a cave, crying because he wants „proper food“ = a hamburger, and brings him back

„Are there dogs in the woods…?“

Has a nightmare at some point and crawls into your tent for protection

When he sees the river he tears off his shirt and runs into the water like a maniac

Changgu:

Lowkey sad because the internet isn‘t good enough out here to do a vlive

Even after a week out in the woods he still looks flawless

Always makes sure you‘re comfortable above all else

Occasionally helps out with the cooking

Convinces the others to take a stop at McDonalds for Shinwon when they drive back home

It takes him a while to get into the river; nobody dares push him inside

Yanan:

Goes fishing and brings home the biggest fish ever

Nobody knew he was into fishing

Somehow isn‘t there during Hyojong‘s prank, but nobody notices anyway

Overall he seems to be missing a lot of the time

You have a weird dream one night with Yanan looking into your tent, staring at you for a good 10 minutes, then leaving

...was that a dream…?

Too shy to take off his shirt for washing himself, in fear you might see him

You have to promise a hundred times that you won‘t look

You still aren‘t sure if he took off that shirt in the end or not

Is sometimes heard cursing in Chinese

Sometimes randomly throws people into the river

Especially when they snore too loudly (like Jinho…)

Yuto:

Has fun letting out a silent „YutoDAH“ whenever he appears from the bushes around where you put up your tents

Why was he gone in the first place? Nobody knows.

Just like Yanan, he hesitates to undress with you around

Sleep-talks in Japanese

Teaches everyone weird Japanese words that turn out to be made up

One night you sit around the campfire and he starts rambling about how in a Shoujo anime the guys would start confessing their love for you one by one, then getting all awkward and making sure everyone knows he doesn‘t have a crush on you

Has a very obvious crush on you

Until the end he never makes any advances though

Hyunggu:

Starts a weird dance around the fire on the second day; it has yet to be repeated

Everyone dances along though

Definitely one of the moodmakers

Tries to help with cooking, but is chased away by Jinho in the end

He and you make up a camping song together

Giggly and cute most of the time

Until you catch him dancing one night

Damn that boi can be sexy

Wooseok:

Not here most of the time

Is he sleeping? Did he get attacked by a bear? Nobody knows

Wants to drive

People screaming „NO“ for the next five minutes

Sleeps at least 12 hours a day

After the trip he somehow wrote a whole set of new lyrics

Eats the most out of everyone

„Hot s‘more yeah, you want?“

Freaks out over his hair being messy on the second day, but stops caring about it for the rest of the trip

- Admin Salty

[themelonsins]

I'm going random: what are your ocs fav food and least fav foods?

Oooo!!!! A good question!!Vincent loves stir fry. Amber makes an incredible vegetarian one and Vincent absolutely loves it! He cant stand peanuts. He doesnt really know why, they just have a weird texture in his opinion. Amber likes Quoina. Consider it a basic vegetarian choice, but it's simple and really good! Amber cannot stand meat in any form. It makes her genuinely sick. Dan's favorite food is Chess pie. It tends to provide him comfort when hes homesick for Louisiana. Dan isnt one to hate many foods, but popcorn is weird for him and he won't eat it if he doesn't have to. Aaron's favorite food is Coxinhas, which is a traditional Brazillian dish. His mother used to make it for him and he loved it. Most spicy foods fall under Aaron's "okay no" list, considering they mess up his stomach really badly.Dante is actually a small child and loves chicken nuggets. He never got to have them as a kid so now that he is an adult he eats them all the time. He cannot stand Tofu. Textures are sensitive with him so the texture in tofu weirds him out.Kaia loves pasta!!! Primarily tri-colored rotini . Dante always tries to burst her bubble by telling her that the different colors dont taste different, but Kaia wont let him spoil her fun. She doesnt like asparagus because, to her, it has a weird aftertaste.Sav loves curry in any form! It was always a dish his parents would make him so of course he loves it. Sav absolutely hates cotton candy. Its overly sweet and makes him sick to his stomach. Ironic considering his girlfriend has cotton candy colored hair.Speaking of cotton candy haired girlfriends, Camila absolutely adores Empanadas! Growing up Argentinian, yet adopted, Cam tried to find ways to connect with her culture. Cooking was the best way, and empanadas were one of the first dishes she learned to make. Camila doesnt like hamburgers.

[airsocblog]

something something how many weapons my ocs have on them at any given point lets goooooooooooooo

first up: academy crew!! i gotta get an Actual Name for this i s2g

jam: like. 2. weak. he always has his sword cane, which is more a mobility aid than a sword, but it makes him feel safer when the paranoia gets Rough. he also has a knife. for practical things.

rowan: depends on the day. id say an average of like 5?? he likes knives and looking at knives and also he keeps losing them. adhd king. chances are he has like 5-6 on him but only knows where like, 2 of them are.

glitch: 2. shes chill. she mostly has them for practical things, but she has a backup in case she loses one.

synth: 10. the one friend that just. always has a pocket knife/multitool. probably helped a lot of this friend group *get* their knives. might be a little obsessed with them. she absolutely has a collection at home.

oz: collapsible staff and a pocket knife. simple. chill. i love him.

lucien: two knives and a set of brass knuckles. yknow, for fun!!

dot: she likes Big Weapons but. she isnt rlly allowed to carry those around. she definitely has like, a larger knife just in her bag, but she has a few smaller weapons on her person.

next group go!! its uh. Haunted City Bois. (i dont have much abt this setting but uh. I Care These Idiots) its legal to have weapons just. out in the open on your person cuz uh. Citys Haunted.

akia: three!! he always has his sword (its a sick fuckin sword, ok) but he also has a backup knife in case his sword gets knocked away, and a second backup knife in case the first backup knife gets lost somehow. it seems like he should have more but. hes got History and does not like carrying a lot or even having a lot of weapons. ideally he'd just have his sword, but uh. he doesnt feel safe enough for that!!

kaeto: 10. they often supply akia with replacement weapons. they will get knives specifically for him but not give them to him until he needs a new one cuz they know how he is. also they just like knives. their main weapon is a glaive. polearms my beloved <3

quartz: she does not need a knife. she does not need a weapon. dont ask why. but, just in case, she has a fancy crystal dagger that looks far more ornamental than it does practical. Dont Worry About It :)

citrine: shes baby. but uh. baseball bat. its made of stone. she also has a multitool cuz theyre handy!!

lysithea: thea is the embodiment of that one character that just keeps pulling out weapons. she never has one visibly on her, which is odd in this city!! but mark my words she has so goddamn many. she keeps blades up her sleeves. she probably has a gun. she'll show up in a big poofy ball gown and pull smth ridiculous out of it. amazing.

next is uh.... boat crew!! same world, they just live on the gigantic goddamn lake that both of these settings are placed near.

akiva: a crossbow and like 5 knives. the crossbow can be modified into a harpoon type thing so he can fish with it. most of his knives are for practical things, like prepping his catches for cooking. he also doesnt rlly need a weapon, but theyre nice to have!!

tobias: he... doesnt like most weapons. he has like, a pocket knife??? but his equivalent of a weapon is a sort of sketchbook. he's a rune mage, so having all of that ready to go is incredibly handy for many reasons. he can do almost anything with them!! hes v crafty.

alia: also doesnt have any weapons. probably uses their voice as a weapon. bastard. theyre much too flighty for a proper fight anyway, its like trying to fight a breeze. they just pass you by :)

aaaaand im done for now. if u interact with this post i am cherishing u forever. i hold u gently like hamburger.

[roommateofmyimagination-blog]

Chapter 7: You’re going to kill me to I’m going on a date.

✗ Adrian  ✗

I was on my feet, then i was off of them. The view of trees in front of me slowly moved downwards as It panned upwards to seeing the dusky sky. Before i knew it I was on my back in the dirt. A hand pressed strongly onto my chest. It felt like gravity was weighing down on me and pushing me further into the ground. Coughing violently, i grabbed at the hand that was placed on my chest. Bringing my legs up a bit trying to kick at the ground.

“L-let me...go.” I choked out, opening my eyes barely to look at my opponent. Tsuyoi was kneeled above me, his hand pressed firmly into my chest. Holding me down still with only one of his hands.

“You need to bring out your magic first.” Tsuyoi demanded, not moving an inch from me. “Do that or black out.”

“I c-cant.” I started coughing harder, “b-breath.” I dont know how he was doing it, but the weight on my body was getting unbearably painful and i felt like i was going to pass out soon. I couldnt breath at all, nothing came into my lungs. “Let...go...damn it.”

“Show me your magic and i will, you’re the only one lacking here.” Tsuyoi growled. “If you cant use magic you cant fight with us! You’ll fucking die!”

“Tsuyoi let him go!” Pendragon shouted from somewhere. “We arent the ones to kill him!”

“Pen, you know he has to get stronger! Or we leave him behind! No need for weaklings.” He growled, turning to look at Pendragon.

Reaching up one of my hands i grabbed at his neck, “I said, let. Go.” Tsuyoi looked down at me when my hand wrapped around his neck. There was no strength behind my grip on him. But Tsuyoi tensed up a bit and looked concerned down at me. Black something was crawling up the length of his neck and up to his face. Tsuyoi didnt start freaking out a tad until the black stuff got up to his left eye.

“What are you doing?” He growled, pushing on my chest.

Coughing hard, “showing you my magic, Bitch.” the black, imma call it ink, got up to his left eye then spread quickly across his face, covering both of his eyes. Ink started to spread across his body faster now. It went up to his ears, down his neck and into his arms. It looked like the black ink entered his veins with how it looked on his arms, but his face looked like a black mask was around it.

Tsuyoi brought his arm off my chest. He fell down backwards onto his ass. “Get this shit off me!” he shouted, tugging at the mask on his face. It looked like he was able to pull it off but it was stuck to him like glue. “Get it off Drakul!! I cant see or hear!” he fell onto his back and started rolling side to side trying to get the black off him. “Pendragon get over here!”

Pendragon ran up to Tsuyoi and straddled his body between his legs. Pendragon was hunched over trying to pull the black wrap off of Tsuyoi’s face. “It wont come off man!” Pendragon sounded concerned, “and its spreading onto me!” he was panicking now. Pendragon had powers similar to a dragon. He brought out his scales to try and prevent the spreading, it seemed to work a bit.

Getting off my back, i sat on my knees in the dirt, holding my chest and coughing hard. Looking over at Pendragon and Tsuyoi, I chuckled lightly through my coughing. Picking my hand up that held Tsuyoi’s neck and moving my hand in a way that looked like i was snatching at the air between us. The black ink seeped off of Pendragon and Tsuyoi and wrapped around my arm, blending back into my leather suit. Coughing lighter this time, “So?”

“Fuck you.” Tsuyoi growled at me, “so you have dark shit that comes off of you, so what?”

“I think it was kinda scary…” pendragon moved from Tsuyoi and sat on the ground beside him.

Takeshi walked over to us and squated down in front of me, “So what is that magic?”

“Dunno.” I sat back down on my ass, “i just felt it weld up in me, i was starting to see black from not being able to fucking breath.” I glared over at Tsuyoi, “whats worse?”

“Feels like gravity or weight distribution…” he held his neck lightly, “I feel like i have stupid amounts of strength in me, and yet i can some how change the weight of something about me or around me.”

“Ah cool, scary too.” Pendragon commented.

“Yours Pendragon?” Takeshi looked over at him. Her cheek in her hand, she looked so uninterested in this conversation.

“I know i can bring scales out, for sure and i cant breath fire. I think theres something else i can do, just cant figure it out.” He rubbed the back of his head, “you Takeshi?”

She looked at her feet. “I have really powerful legs so i can jump stupid high. My martial arts skills are better, and if i move fast enough i can make something like….wind blades.”

“Wind blades?” the three of us talked together.

“Like something really sharp but its made of air or the wind i make with all my floppy sleeves and wears moving.” she grunted, embarrassed at having to explain this to us.

“So if we have magic why do we have weapons?” I asked, fiddling with my hair. “Just seems unnecessary to us.”

“Its so if you cant use magic, you have something to defend yourselves.” Ryaikum was standing above us all. He dropped Tsuyoi’s, Takeshi’s and my weapons in front of us. Tossing Pendragon his. “Me and Pendragon are leaving.” he grabbed Pendragon’s hand and walked a bit of a distance away from us before disappearing.

Lappin fetched takeshi soon after and left me and Tsuyoi.

“We know each other?” Tsuyoi spoke up, leaned back on his hands and staring at me.

“Dunno.”  I glared back at him, “you in college?”

“Yeah.” he replied, “you go to the school near here?” “Yeah.” I answered. “Live in the dorms?”

“No off campus in a house with my significant other.” he dropped his head back a bit, “you?”

“On campus with a roommate. Your house mate, she cute?” I asked dropping my head onto my knees.

“He, and yes.” He answered flatly.

“He?” I picked my head up, “you gay?”

“Dunno if Gay or bisexual. My boyfriend now is the only one i’ve ever dated before.” Tsuyoi looked a little embarrassed, “he’s...special to me.”

“Aah, i can tell.” I chuckled a bit, putting my head back on my knees.

“You?” Tsuyoi looked over at me from the corner of his eyes.

“Gay as fuck.” I answered him.

“Ah.” is all he said as he stared at me. Eventually he grunted and stood up. “Sorry for before.”

“Eh?” I looked up at him.

“For being too rough with you.” he held his hand out to me, taking it he helped me onto my feet. “I dont want you to be a weak link,you have potential. All of us do, we have to work as a team some day i guess, you need to be ready to fight eventually.”

“I know, its just…” I looked down, “everything is still new and confusing.”

“I know how you feel.” He patted my back hard, “Kenny isnt as open to me either, but we try.”

“What about me?” Kenaz purred from behind me. Freaking out i spun around to see Kenaz with a smug cat smile on his face. “You all did well today, we’re all still….accommodating to everything. All of us, you kids and us Magicae Socius are still getting use to one another.” Kenaz always seemed a bit more gentle than the other three, he spoke gentler. “Its only been a few days, but the weekend is soon, so we all agreed to let you kids rest a bit unless something happens.” kenaz walked past me to Tsuyoi, and grabbed his hand. “We must go though.” He smiled, “bye bye Drakul.” he smiled and waved at me. Taking Tsuyoi the walked into the woods.

“Let us go home.” Demyan spoke from behind me, he had his hands on my shoulders.

“Can you take us home?” I looked back at him over my shoulder, “im too tired.”

“Of course my pup.” he spoke softly. Blackness wrapped around his both. When light shone through it once again, we were in an alleyway between buildings. “I do not wanna port us somewhere someone can see. So just outside the stairs is all i can do.”

I looked at my hands, my costume was off and i had my regular clothes back on. “Its alright, thanks Dem.” I patted his hand on my shoulder, “turn back into a bat, ill take us inside.” demyan’s hands came off my shoulder, the sound of a puff of smoke was behind me then his little wings flapping behind my head. Turning to face him a bit, i held out my hands for him to sit in.opening my top shirt a bit i held him under it until he grabbed onto my shirt i wore under it. Walking up the stairs, i pulled out my keys and put it in the door to my apartment. Before turning the key, i turned the knob. It was already unlocked. Pulling my key out i walked in and saw Val in the kitchen.

“Welcome back.” He looked surprised to see me. Aero was sitting on the dinning table staring at me too.

Opening my shirt, i let demyan fly off and he went to his spot on the window ledge. “Thanks.” I dropped my bags by the door and walked to the kitchen. I held my hand out to Aero, she sniffed me then licked my finger a bit then hopped off the table. “You cooking?” I asked.

“Yeah, just mac and cheese though.” he replied back, filling a measuring cup with water.

“Just?” I asked leaning on the counter beside him, watching the cup fill.

“Yeah.” he looked confused about my question. “Why?”

“Like fish sticks?” I asked looking at his legs. They were so slender and smooth looking, almost girly ish.  Aero’s little feet pattered into the kitchen, she meowed happily at my feet and walked between my legs. “Seems like princess likes the idea of fish sticks.” I bent down to scratch her head. “Come to the store with me, we’ll get fish sticks, hamburger or chicken what ever you like to go with the mac n cheese.” I stood up and left aero going to grab my keys. Val was staring at me like i’ve gone mental. Staring back at him, “come the fuck on.” I opened the door and motioned my hand for him to go outside. “You haven’t started cooking yet.”

Val put the measuring cup down and went to grab his shoes and put them on. He came up to me and grabbed his wallet. Snatching his wallet i put it back where it was placed, “excuse me?” he looked at me and grabbed his wallet again.

“No.” I grabbed his wallet again and threw it onto the sofa. “Go.” I pointed out the door again. Val looked at me and slowly reached for his keys. Grabbing those i threw them on to the sofa too. “Oh look at that. Leggo.” I pushed val on his back and walked out the door, closing it behind me and locking the door.

Val was laughing the whole time, “why wouldnt you let me grab my keys and wallet?” he asked looking up at me.

“Because im driving, duh.” I jingled my keys, “and it was my idea, so im paying.” I held out my wallet too then slipped it back in my front pocket. I flipped my keys around to click the lock button to find my jeep. “That way.” I pointed and dragged val with me. We found my jeep and go in.Valentine, did not like my driving. I on the other hand found it hilarious. Val thought i drove a bit too fast and recklessly, when i think i drive just a tad too fast and pretty fine, i just have road rage.

When we got out of the car to go to walmart Val waited for me to make my way around the car, “Im driving next time.”

“Nah i drive fine.” I put my hand on his shoulder. “Cmon, it was kinda fun right?”

He looked at me with a slight Smile on his face, “a bit, but still reckless.” he chuckled.

“Alright, i’ll let you drive.” I sighed and we walked from the car to the scary vacant walmart. Yeah it was late, but empty walmarts always kinda disturbed me, because im so use to them being packed with so many fucking people. Val walked in front of me and grabbed a hand basket from the floor. We walked silently to the frozen section.

“Which do you want?” He stood in front of the frozen chicken breast section.

Looking down at him then the freezer, “pick which brand or whatever you like most squirt.” I stood behind him with my hands in my pockets.

“Alright.” He sighed lightly, looking through and grabbing a bag and putting it in the basket. “That it?”

“No.” I grabbed his arm and dragged him to the meat section. Looking at the different rows of hamburger available. Picking up a few to look at the freshness of it, i grabbed two and tossed them in the basket. “Never hurts to have both.”

Val looked at the basket then me, “that it?” he smiled.

“....No…?” I looked at him with a mild confused look, “Do we want...need any fruit or veggies. Dems could probably take a few more fruits, and i like fruit, so he has to share.” I walked over to the fruit section just a bit off from the meat. I was looking at a few apples and tossing good ones into the baggy.

Val placed the basket down and was examining oranges. “Do you know if Demmy has a preference?” he asked, putting a few oranges into a plastic baggy.

“I think he will eat anything.” I walked around Val and grabbed some good bananas, “if he doesn't eat it, I will.” I put the bags in the basket. “Heavy?” I pointed down at the basket.

“No?” Val eyed me, then lifted the basket, having it rested on his hip. “See easy.” He smiled proudly.

Eyeing him and chuckling, “aight strong man, leggo.” I walk ahead of him towards the registers. “Self check out or?” I look back at val whos slightly behind me. Waiting for him to walk up beside me i turned to walk with him.

“Self is fine.” Val held the basket out in front of him. He turned to walk to the self check out and set the basket down, scanning all the things and bagging them.

I stood behind Val who was still bagging everything, Pulling out my debit card i leaned over him and swiped my card, punched in the key, no cash back, yes this amount is right, yes yes thank you. Val stood stiff in front of me.

Leaning off of him i grabbed a few of the bags, “Cmon stale cupcake, lets go home.”

“Uh yeah okay.” He grabbed the remaining bags and jogged up behind me.

When we got to the car we put everything in the back seat. And i intentionally drove safely for the cupcake to not be clenched onto the oh-shit handle. We got back to the apartments and went up the stairs to the room. Val took some of the bags from me so i could get the door unlocked and opened. I held the door open for Val to walk in and set the bags down in the kitchen.His kitty princess soon hit the floor and made her way to Val and wrapped around his feet.

“Hello Aero.” he bent down and picked her up, loving on her.

“Hamburger or chicken?” i asked, surfing through the bags, “hamburger would be easiest, its not frozen.” I held up the pound of meat.

“Thats fine, what do you plan to make?” Val asked, setting aero down and then going to wash his hands.

“I can brown it and dump it into the mac n cheese, or make hamburger steak. Your opinion?” I asked pulling the wrapping off.

“Your pick, im happy either way.” Val smiled sweetly, wiping his hands dry on a towel.

“Hamburger steak it is.” I put the hamburger on the counter, walking over to the sink to wash my hands. Shaking them violently I went back to the little meat packages. “You...wouldnt mind if i gave demyan the little bit of...blood right?”

“Uh no not at all.” Val responded, “I bet he’d appreciate that sometimes over fruit.”

“Thanks.” I poured the little bit of blood left in the tray and put it in a little bowl like plate. “Demyan, come here, good boy treat.” I shouted enough for Demyan to hear me. A few squeaks came from my room then Demyan came flying out and landed on the counter. He sat there and stared at me, sniffing in my direction. “Here you go.” I set the little plate down and watched him climb onto top, sniff, then lap the little bit in the bowl.

“Oh i didnt know he would drink it that way.” Val spoke up and watched demyan.

“They dont actually suck blood. They bite and let it bleed then kinda lick it up.” I looked over to val while putting my hair up in a high ponytail. “And no, ive never let him bite me.”

“I wasnt going to ask that.” Val stiffened up and looked at me with a look of, oh shit you caught me.

Grabbing the raw meat and tearing it apart in chunks. “Id only let him bite me if he really needed too, and hed repay the favor.” I tapped his little head, “its how bats work.” I leaned back and saw the princess sitting on the floor, “Does she hunt?”

“No of course not, shes an outside cat but she knows ill feed her.”  Val looked down at her, “I bet she could hunt if she wanted too though.”

“Ah.” I was forming balls in my hand. Once all the balls were formed i squished them with my hands. “You allergic to anything?” I asked half way through squishing.

“Nope.” Val grabbed some seasonings for me and set them down by me.When he was looking down i brought my slightly bloody hands up to his face on either side of his face. He looked up and leaned back away from me for a bit. “Uuuuuh?”

“Sorry i wanted to see if you were squirmish.”I dropped my hands back down and grabbed a paper towel, cleaning my hands and then grabbing seasonings and seasoning accordingly.

“I didnt know you could cook.” Val said softly, “its fun cooking with you.”

I stopped shaking the little bottles and looked over at him slowly. Val had a happy smile on his face and his cheeks were lightly pink.

“I...Uh, i dont know how to cook a lot of stuff, but i know what i know how to cook i cook it well, better then my mom sometimes.” I looked away from him and back to the meat. Demyan was sitting in front of me making little squeaky toy noises.

“Thats okay, i can show you what i know!” He beamed brightly, and stood on his toes.

“Yeah.” I smiled at him and then pulled out a pan to cook in. “Dunno how you eat meat, well done okay?” I asked throwing patties down.

“Yeah.” He smiled and went to work on the mac n cheese.

Val stood beside me while i browned all the meat and set them on paper plates. We talked about how classes were going. As we waited, i let Val look through my photos in my camera. He told me what looked good and what was kinda poorly shot or in a bad quality. We agreed to go on a photo trip some time soon. When everything was almost done, Val was going and grabbing plates, forks and knives.

“Water fine?” he asked after he set everything down.

“Yeah.” I grabbed the paper plate of patties and brought them over to our little table and val had the bowl of mac n cheese in his hands.

Val took a small bite of the hamburger and when he swallowed he smiled at me. “Its good!”

“Thanks.” I smiled lightly at him, I cut a bit off and put it in my mouth, to realize it was too big of a bite. I stared at val who was staring at me trying not too laugh. Holding my finger up i covered my mouth so he didnt see me chew so i could bite into it and make it swallow-able. Putting my hand down, “I made a very poorly calculated measurement.”

“Pfft.” Came from val as he pursed his lips.

“You can laugh, its okay. I fucking do it all the time at home.” I put my cheek in my hand with my elbow on the table.

“Pff, No, its okay, i wont laugh.” He giggled lightly. After a few bites he put his silverware down. “Thanks, for cooking and eating with me.” His head was down, but i could see a small smile on his lips and he looked up at me.

“Ah.” Is all i got out because i felt embarrassed? Pleased?...A heart attack? I looked down at my lap then back up at val, my face felt a little hot. “No fuckin problem.” I mumbled.

“Something wrong?” Val looked concerned or confused.

“Not a damn thing, just no one has thanked my for eating with them.” I moved my hair from my shoulder. “I never ate much with my family, so its weird to hear that.”

“You didnt eat with your family?” Val asked, tilting his head.

“I did….when i was home...not stoned, drunk, or dead to the world asleep.” I scratched my head. “It was all five of us, then progressively went to three of us then i would not be home or not eat.”

“Oh okay.” val looked at his plate, “I hope you eat with me more often.” he smiled sweetly.

“Aaaaaaaah, fuck yeah ill try.” I looked at my lap. Why does him smiling at me make me feel so fucking nervous? I looked over at demyan who looked like he was snickering at me. Picking my head up. “Ill try to tell you if i cant eat with you...if i have to go see my family or im performing.”

“Thats alright, i’d just appreciate you telling me.” he said sweetly and got up to rinse his plate.

I gobbled down the rest of my food then got up after him and helped clean up everything. We sat in the living room for awhile together and just chatted about things. Some school, but mostly about our families or what we did in high school.

“Tomorrows Saturday, got any plans?” I asked, rubbing my hair.

“Ah, not really, might have something to do that night.” he looked up like he was thinking, “why?”

“I promised you the other day with your friends, we’d hang out.” I mumbled, playing with my hair. “So i wanted to know if you’d hang out with me. I dont have plans really, so i thought id ask or id just fucking lounge here at the apartment.”

“Ah sure, we can do that!” Val smiled happily and leaned in closer to me.

“Too close cupcake.” I leaned back a little from him.

“My name is Valentine.” He pouted a little, “you can call me Val.”

“Yeah, no im calling you cupcake. You look like an upside down or reversed red velvet cupcake.” I commented looking at his hair compared to his pale skin.

“Red velvet is more of a darker red then my hair.” He replied back, crossing his arms and leaning into the sofa.

“I could think up a lot of names if you dont wanna be cupcake any more.” I tapped my chin, “could call you peppermint.” I smirked lightly, “but i like cupcake more.”

Val looked at me and held his mouth open, “Ill think of a nickname for you.” he puffed his cheeks a bit. “I just cant think of one right now.”

“Oh, I wanna hear that.” I leaned onto my knees and put my face in my hand. “I wanna know what you’d call me.”

Val blushed a bit and puffed his cheeks more, “Ill tell you when i can think of one.”

“Mmmmhmmm.” I smirked a bit, Putting my hands on my knees. “Im going to take a shower then chill in my room, I have some work i need to do.”

“Oh, okay.” Val looked up at me.

I got up and went to the bathroom to get a shower. I took my shirt off and looked at my chest. “Damn it.” i mumbled seeing a big hand print bruise on my chest. I turned and looked at my back in the mirror. Some minor bruising on my back. “Mother fucker.”I groaned and took the rest of my clothes on and hopped in the shower. Actually showering didnt take very long, what took long was the hot water felt good on my sore muscles. Turning the water off, i got out and wrapped myself in a towel and dropped one on my head. Going to my room i pulled out a pair of pj pants, drying off and putting underwear back i put the pants back on. I still saw the chain on my waist, and pulled my pants up to cover it, now i looked like a dork. “Fuck it.” I pulled my pants back down and tossed on a shirt. Tying my hair up in a bun on my head, i walked out.

Val looked like he was hunched over a sketchbook and working on something.

“Whatcha doin?” I leaned over and looked at his sketchbook.

“I have to design a logo for my fashion class.” He looked up at me.

“Hm, hows that going?” I asked, looking at the thumbnails.

“Its going, havent made the one i like just yet.” he looked back down at his sketchbook.

“You’ll get there, i have faith in you.” I rubbed his head and turned to go back to the bedroom, “Ganbatte.” I put my hand up and walked out.

“DID YOU JUST SAY GOOD LUCK IN JAPANESE?” Val shouted from behind me.

“I did! So fuckin what!?” I yelled back.

“Do you know Japanese!?” he shouted in response.

“No! I know anime!” I answered him back. I could hear Val laughing from his spot. I pulled out my laptop and set it on my bed, I went and grabbed my camera bag as well and tossed it onto my bed. I walked out of the bedroom and went to see val, “you good?”

He held up his hand with his thumb up, “Im good!”

“Alright, ill see you in the morning then.” I turned back to go to the room.

“Alright, night if you fall asleep.” He replied back.

“Night.” I went and got on the bed, opening my laptop and working on uploading my photos.When they were all uploaded i put my camera away. Sitting on the bed cross legged and my laptop in my lap, i laid back against the wall and shuffled through my photos. Moving the ones i didnt like or where not good photos into its own folder where i keep all the photos i dont like or use. Looking at the ones i liked, i shifted through to crop and edit now. Demyan crawled up onto my shoulder and sat with me and watched.

“Just because you have the weekend off, make sure you do not slack too much.” Demyan spoke for the first time in a few hours.

“I know.” I whispered back, “but ive been a jackass to him, wanna make it up.” i stared at my screen and clicked away at editing.

“You are a villain.” he chuckled lightly.

“Can it, or im not doing what you ask.” I hissed at him.

“Then you will not get stronger.” He sounded like he was smiling. “Why do you think Kenaz and Tsuyoi are stronger than you?”

“Mother fucker cheats, look at my chest.” I pulled my shirt up for demyan to look at, “its not fair hes stupid strong.”

“Hmm, does look like it hurt.” he commented, “but just his magic alone is not what makes him stronger than everyone. He’s close to Kenaz.”

“Like how close?” i asked, looking down at him.

“Close enough to kick your ass.” Demyan chuckled and scuttled down onto my laptop. “You have a powerful ability, you just have to trust me...and i can tell you do not.”

“You dont tell me everything.” I looked down at him as he watched my screen.

“Hm.” he hummed softly, “Maybe you and i will...Hang out one day?”

“How? You’re not natural looking.” I tapped his little head and ran my finger down his back.

“I have my ways pup, i can look human.” He turned to face me, “i just might need to wear your clothes.”

“Aaah, little dude, you’re like way fucking taller than me. Might not fit.” I left demyan alone and went back to work.

“We will make it work.” He crawled back up onto my shoulder.

“Yeah yeah.” I commented back to him and went back to mostly working on my photos. Demyan went off to do his own thing. I finished everything fairly quickly and when i finished all of it I put my laptop back on the floor and laid on my back to sleep.

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“Adri, its time to wake up!” I heard Val shout from somewhere in a different room.

I groaned and sat up, feeling something small roll off my chest and into my lap. It was a groggy and pissy Demyan who started squeaking at me from my lap. “Heh, I wish you made squeaky toy noises when you hit something.” i scratched his little head and he started hissing at me. Picking him up with one hand, i swung my legs off my bed and stood up, putting demyan on the bed while i put on a tank top and some sweat pants. Grabbing Demyan again, i put him on my shoulder to let him rest and he crawled over to the swoop of my neck and sat there to continue sleeping.

“Good morning!” Val turned to look at me from the kitchen.

“Mornin cupcake.” I yawned and walked over to the kitchen. “Need help?”

“No im almost done.” He smiled “but can you get Aero some milk to drink, she just ate.”

I looked down at the little white fluff ball that sat at Val’s feet and she meowed at me. “Yeah, cmere kitty.” I clicked my tongue and patted my thigh to get her attention. Getting a small bowl out and the milk from the fridge i poured a small amount in for her and set it on the floor for her to eat. She sniffed at it then looked at me then back to the bowl and started drinking it. I leaned over just a bit to drag my fingers down her back to pet her. “You hungry?” I tapped on Demyan who just squeaked and closed his eyes again “Take that as a no.”

“Breakfast is ready!” Val was already putting food on the plates and picked up one and went to the table and set it down, getting back up to fix a drink.

Following after him i grabbed a plate and made a glass of water. “So,” I set my plate down and pulled the chair out with my foot and sat down, “what do you wanna do today?”

“Hmm, I wanted to go look at some clothes today.” val held the end of his fork to his mouth, “is that okay with you?”

“Yeah.” I took a bite of my toast, “I use to go shopping with my sis all the time.”

“Yaay!” He cheered then stopped and blushed abit. “And of course we can go to or do something you wanna do.”

Chuckling lightly, “Cupcake, you dont wanna do the things i do.”

“Oh? Why not?” He looked slightly offended and interested.

“I go do drugs, parties and run from the cops a few time.” I leaned forward putting my elbows on the table. “Does that sound fun to you?”

He sat there and pondered a bit. “No, not really….not at all.”

“Thats what i thought.” I laughed lightly, then took a sip of my water, “but next time i go on a photo trip, ill take you with me to help and hang out.”

“Now that sounds fun!” He smiled brightly again.

We sat and talked for awhile after we finished breakfast. Spent some additional time petting and brushing Aero before we both went to clean up and take showers. Demyan was still sleeping so when i went to take my shower, i put him in his favorite spot in my drawer and opened the window in case he wanted to go out. When both Val and i were ready to head out, we headed to his car because he still didn’t want me driving us around because im a bit of a speed demon.

[cooperroose]

♥: a valentine’s day headcanon: being a catcher means coop’s gotta be down there earlier than everyone else for spring training, so he’s in full phillies mode. during the season he’s so focused on baseball that it’s hard for him to pull together a romantic plan for the two of them. he pulled it off last year, but it was the first time in a long time they got to do something together. and it was also the last time before their break up they truly felt like themselves, at least in ginnys mind. she’s taking their relationship more seriously now, they’re engaged after all, and she’s not going to expect him to worry about putting something together. he probably apologizes a million times and thanks her for being so understanding, and he says he’ll have a break a few days after the holiday so he’ll try and make it up to her then. gin’s gonna surprise him instead though, fly down to see him practicing and doing his thing, then take him back to the hotel and just cook something for him, because she knows he’d want that over a night out. sappy sappy. ♣: an april fool’s day headcanon: they don’t pull huge pranks on each other, it’s always little fun things that aren’t too big of a deal. ginny probably tries so hard to come up with stuff to try and get him with, but he always knows and she haaates it. it’s because she’s a bad liar and she gets too giggly and even if she’s trying so hard to hide it anyone else would fall for it, he knows that smile and can tell something’s coming. it takes a couple years, but after awhile he’s gonna let her think she pulled one over on him just because she’s adorable when she thinks she has. ✞: an easter headcanon: they’re very cute for easter, church clothes and pastels and family family family. they’ll treat easter just like the other big holidays and trade off, one in iowa, one in tennesse until they have the kids and want to start traditions of their own. once they do have the opportunity for that, i think they’ll stay in their home in philly. they still go to back home with the twins for thanksgiving and christmas, but they decided to make this holiday all their own. ava loooves easter, she like the easter bunny even more than she likes santa (because bunnies are cute), and all the pretty colors that come with it. kepler likes hunting down the eggs and finding more than ava does, especially if they’re ones with money. (it’s like a dollar in each one, and there’s not even that many of those, but for kids it’s exciting.) once noah’s old enough to join in on the fun too, he’s all about the candy. it probably takes him weeks to get through his stash, because he can’t stand to part with his chocolate bunnies yet. a bite a day, that’s it. ✿: a mother’s/father’s day headcanon: ginny’s first mothers day after caroline passes is extra brutal. it’s probably been a good amount of time, but not long enough for her not to be crushed. caroline hung on for christmas, even when the doctors didn’t think she would, but didn’t make it to the new year. by the time may comes along, she’s had time to grieve and get back to normal, and then it hits her again like a ton of bricks. she’s probably pregnant too, which makes matters that much worse. she’ll tear up in the bedroom with coop, holding his hand, and tell him that caroline knew she’d have another boy, she could feel it. and now that’s she’s pregnant again and they just found out the sex, she hates that she can’t call her up and tell her she was right. the kids will pick up on it, they’re ready to run in the room and surprise her with gifts, but when they do they see gin wiping her eyes and trying to clear her throat. She’ll tell them how much she loves them, and that she’s just missing her mom today, and she wishes she could run in her room and hug her too. They decide to have Caroline’s favorites that day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Big meals, lots of sides, just the way she would’ve liked it to be. ★: a fourth of july headcanon: one year they make a MISTAKE and decide they should have a big blowout at their house in iowa. gin flies her friends in, steven and britt and their kids, andrea, freddie, and theirs and it’s nuuuuts. there’s a lot of kids running around. from britt’s oldest to baby noah and it’s insanity. dylan and ian come too, of course. and addison knows what’s good for her so she avoids it. dylans gonna be out in the backyard, showing all the kids the fireworks he scored, and that’s when the regret sets in. before this the twins were happy just playing with their sparklers, but now he’s got them interested in all this other shit and gin is NERVOUS. britt and andrea are calm, as usual, because their kids are older and they used to get into bottle rockets and stuff like that when they were young too. there are a lot of adults around. the kids will be fine. they say this before dylan hands all the little ones those little popper ones you can throw at the ground, and all the little boys do it at their feet and have them hopping around. coops grilling hot dogs and hamburgers, he’s got some ribs going on there too it’s a good time. until elijah, who’s like eleven, makes the mistake of going to check out why the firework he set didn’t go off. he does that stupid thing they tell you not to do and tries to pick one up, and that’s when it decides to go off. it’s a small one, so it didn’t blow his hand off or anything. but it was big enough to burn the shit out of it and land them all in the local hospital for the rest of the holiday. ☠: a halloween headcanon: kepler gets himself into trouuuuble one year. you know how teenagers like to get into shit during halloween and the day before, kepler plays himself. he’s probably like 13, so noah is still young enough to be into trick or treating, he’s nine or so, and ready to run around as chef boyardee. but the twins want to go out with their friends cause all the other kids get to, they’re not into trick or treating anymore~ coop and gin are fine with that, it was only a matter of time. so gin goes out with noah, and coop takes the twins to their friends houses. ava just wants to have a slumber party with hers, watch scary movies in someones basement and stay up late. she’s being good. but kepler’s started to hanging out with some rowdy boys, that don’t do enough to get into trouble usually, but gin is still keeping a watchful eye. they put their feet on the furniture when theyre over and they try to call coop by his first name, so they’re not fans. kepler insists he wants to ride his bike, and there’s nothing to worry about, he’s just going down the street and that’s all. dad doesn’t have to drive. coop lets him, and regrets it later. because of course teenage boys want to ride around and egg peoples houses. kepler tries to tell them they should use pumpkin guts instead, to keep with the halloween theme, bc he’s ginny’s son. and they’re like...so here’s the eggs. they get caught bc kids are dumb, probably at like the first house too. they’re loud and laughing and PEOPLE ARE TRICK OR TREATING, so them trying to ride off and pick a house with ‘jerks who dont give out free candy’ is a bad idea when someone can walk by at any minute. the cops get called, and ten minutes later there’s one knocking on coops door with kepler in front of him. needless to say it wasn’t a good holiday season for kepler that year. ✈: a thanksgiving headcanon: ginny’s really pumped because she wants to host thanksgiving this year, her first year. in her home with her husband, and their adorable pair of toddlers, and she’s just ready for life. they’re supposed to go to the riley’s this year, so ginny makes sure to talk to mama riley about wanting to host and making sure that’s okay with her, and of course she’s happy to let gin take the reigns, as long as they’re invited of course. ginny’s like !!!! on the top of the world. but everything starts to go wrong the closer it gets to the date. caroline’s feeling really sick lately, so her and wiley decide it’s best if they just stay in tn and don’t try to make the trip out. ginny’s sad, but she understands. coop’s dad is stuck having to work. so she’s like, o...kay, 1 out of 4 parents, that’s okay. she’s taking it in stride it’s fine. kepler chose now to take one of her pans and a pot to try and mold play doh in or some destructive kid shit and she’s like ???? seriously SERIOUSLY. it’s okay. we can buy more pans, coopey bear go get more pans. so he does. peyton will call and tell coop she’s decided to have a holiday in paree~ with her fuckass bf named francois or something annoying and coop wants to kick his ass in general so he definitely wants to now. and it wouldn’t have been so much of a loss, if it wasn’t the year addison trevor and zach were going to celebrate at trev’s family’s house. gins like highkey losing her mind, everyone’s cancelling it’s because it’s her dinner this would never happen to his mom and she’s just not having life. and coop’s like that’s kinda true, but duh he keeps that to himself. gin’s gonna cry if her first thanksgiving is just mama riley goop the twins and bb mel so he’s like gotta call in some back up guests lmao trash. he doesnt call down to tn bc they have their own fam shit, so he’ll call johnny and his girl he’s been dating for like 9 years and still isnt married to. lexi?? i think maybe i didn’t name her but that’s whats on my list so. and asks them what they’re doing for thanksgiving, they were just gonna eat chinese food like they usually do but he’s like yeah no come to iowa. gin and lexi are probs good friends by now, watching their boys play and going to all the wife stuff together. then he calls greggemiah and gregg answers singing kokomo bc theyre set to go on a cruise~ and coops like yeah thats not for a couple days after thanksgiving right. and they’re like yes but we’re packing and we have to do this and this and he’ll cut them off and be like you’re coming to iowa, they’re like ...ew, but ok. coops his charming convincing self and gregg still has his little crush so he can’t say no. jeremiah is like, i’d kill you if he wasn’t so dreamy. i’d say yes too. super long story short, coop gets ian and his preg wife to come too. and they have a cute half family/half friends holiday and ginny is satisfied and proud of herself for pulling it off. but she also dropped a pie during the day BUT THEY SURVIVED. ❅: a christmas headcanon: i’ll say this is christmas after that hell of a thanksgiving, caroline still isn’t doing so hot and even though it was supposed to be their turn for christmas wiley tells ginny her, coop, and the kids should stay up in iowa again. caroline’s not ready for people to see her, she’s probably losing her hair and stuff it’s not a good time for her. gin’s like :( give her my love all that cute stuff. she wants to be there, but she knows if she were in that position she wouldn’t want a lot of people seeing her either. they still send gifts down and wiley tells her to bring the kids down next month and they’ll have their own little holiday. mama riley is ECSTATIC cause she was lowkey sad about not getting to host her thanksgiving, but gin let her help a lot so she was content. she’s also happy to have all the kids in their matching jammies. peytons bitchass thought she was gonna have some dumbass french holiday for christmas too but that got shut down real quick, all her kids are gonna be there. trevor and gin included. francois is on the family shit list, papa riley and coop glare at him the whole time he’s there. and he says weird french shit and kisses all the girls on their cheeks and they’re too ALL AMERICAN JOHN MELLENCAMP for this shit. bby mel shows up with her “best friend” and “roommate” natalie, because mama riley was so cool with greggemiah she thought this would be a good time for the fam to meet her “best friend” and “roommate” natalie. guess what. it’s not. parents are oblivious so they won’t think anything of it, but it’ll be like christmas eve festivities when they’re all like omg and they’ll have a sibling meeting. they’ll all be on their annoying caroling escapade when the four of them will go off, and they’ll drag trevor and gin with them. addison will be like, francois can’t be apart of this, you’re not married. and coop will be like, plus we hate that guy. peytons like ugh, but she’ll be like. at least i’m not the one with the worst significant other anymore. mel’s gonna give dad a heart attack. gins like omg, trevs like omg, coops like dont listen to her dad isn’t gonna have a heart attack. addison will go, yeah i think it’ll be mom. and mel has like horror in her eyes lmao. addison will be like, it’s a joke i’m kidding. they’ll be fine, it’s not like it’s a shock. trev and gin are shoked, peytons shocked, mostly its just coop and addison that aren’t. coop’s like i found out like seven years ago so, i just didnt say anything. addisons like and it wasn’t like you were hiding it well mel. mel is dying inside, she was like abort mission the second she invited her gal pal but she was in too deep by that time. she’s like. i messed up, this was a mistake, they’re gonna hate me omg, i’m surprised YOU GUYS DONT HATE ME. like she flips out. and addison and coop try to chill her out but shes like YOU GUYS CANT TALK WITH YOUR STUPID COOKIE CUTTER SPOUSES and gin and trev are both like aw but also hey! mel will say something about how dad doesnt even like francois bc hes FRENCH. and coops like, at least nat’s from here. isn’t she from north dakota. and addison will be like, i didnt even think they let you be gay in north dakota. and coops like, that’s probably why she moved to chicago. and mels like OH MY GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUPPP. fix it, do something. distract them, ginny tell them you’re pregnant again. PEY TELL THEM YOU’RE ENGAGED. someone do something i’m gonna die. it’s probably snowing, they left the two significant others least in the fam with their parents and the kids singing at some strangers house. classic family hijinks. i talked too much about this ☄:  a new years eve/day headcanon: by the time goop has all three kids, they’re lucky if they can make it to midnight on new years eve, honestly. when they’re babies theres not a chance, goop passes out at ten and the kids wake them up 3 hours later. that’s when they get to celebrate. but when the twins are like 7 and noahs 3 they’ve got this. they all get together on the couch and they’ll watch movies and play board games, and ring in the new year the way they intend to spend the rest of it. they’ve got old dog cubby with them, curled in a ball on his bed, noahs playing with some blocks and stuff, like the big block legos, and the twins and gin and coop are playing their game together. gin has noah right next to her, and he goes mommy looook, every so often. but that’s not gonna help anyone beat her in clue. kepler claims mommy cheats because she always wins so they want to play TROUBLE and SORRY so they can get her back. they’re so excited to stay up late, but they’re still too little to make it to see the ball drop. no matter how many sugary foods gin and coop let them have this ooone time. so they’ll knock out on the couch, and noah’s probs in gins lap by now, knocked out too. coop and gin will get emotional and sappy about how perfect their life is, and how it’s just like they always dreamed. if they could go back in time they wouldn’t change a thing. theyre both sitting on the floor with like their backs against the couch, gin has her head resting on coops shoulder “resting her eyes” because shes a little sleepy herself. she’ll doze off because its gin and shes even worse about falling asleep once shes running around as a full time mom. coop will stay up, smiling at his perfect family, and pet cubbys head. the ONLY ONE to be up with him. gin will be out for like 25 minutes or so, not too long, and he’ll nudge her awake so they can wake up the kids because the balls gonna drop and they want them to get to see it. they have the little party horns you blow into, and noisemakers, and theyre def all wearing those cheesy fake plastic top hats and glasses with the year number on it. and once it strikes twelve the kids are gonna be jumping up and down throwing streamers in the air celebrating as if they werent knocked out five minutes before. then it’s real bed time, gin will carry up noah and coop will carry up the twins and they’ll all be sleepy again the second theyre down in the bed. cutie babies.