#hes like the virgin mary to me okay im obsessed with him

[sourweather-art]

I have all the time I need/

To repent my wicked deeds

[akaakeis]

OKAY SO!!!! first of all in relation to the old posts yes i also imagine that i am virgin mary p2 regularly like. omg my period is late !!! must mean i have magic baby!!!!!! ALSO UR HOMECOMING SOUNDS LIKE SM FUN IM GLAD U ENJOYED IT I HET U LOOKED SUPER PRETTY after we do our hashtag legal adult face reveal you'll have to show me everything istg

anyways the uniform is definitely ,,, something !! it's pretty hot when temps are high but other than that it's nice.. also pockets. anyways the english teacher right.

>gets mad bc u didnt finish reading

>gets mad bc u DID finish reading. flipping insane poopy woman oh my gee it is NAWT fun. "i have four hours of class per week...!" proceeds to waste 3.5 hours yapping unnecessary bs. "idc about grades!" only talks ab her 25 a star students. "i only respect respectful students!" i get good grades in her class but also like. its not that i outright disrespect her its like. i dont really go out of my way to respect her. and yet,,, she does not scold me. At All. insane stuff

also like im really excited rn.

"why, alina? alina, why?? why! tell us!" thank u linettes and or linions (<- my fandom name btw) i will now explain.

chemistry homework. oh, yeah. um. ur local burnt out gifted kid is getting less burnt out and likes studying now and is getting :) good grades :) and stuff it's insane. ALSO 15 wks until baby djnsmsks im so normal ab them.

anyways not sure if u noticed but like new hyperfixation aka 86 eighty-six and like omg. i was rereading today and tweaking shdjsj i love theo sm i adore him argh

ISNT HE SO CUTE OHMYGOD MY HEART IS SO FULL OF LOVE & JOY BC OF HIM

anyways um.. i will go & willingly study now.. ig.. TAKE CARE SAV <3

LMAOAOSO the magic baby has developed!! in me!! this is bad! AND YES IT WAS A TON OF FUN!!! hashtag adult face reveal is so... so far away... i wish it was soon... 😞 but TRUST u will get all the cutesy lil pics ALL of them

yeah i could imagine it being hella warm in hotter weather BUT IMAGINE IT IN THE WINTER i would thug it out in the heat bc i cant imagine the uniform being uncomfortable fabric texture wise + POCKETS I LOVE POCKETS

your english teacher is my opp and i haven't even met her SHE PISSES ME OFF SO BAD HOLY‼️‼️ like shes a little crazy <//3 i need her GONE

announcement announcement i am the no. 1 linion anyone who disagrees can catch my fists i guarantee i will win!

chemistry homework oooo have fun 🙂‍↕️ IM SO HAPPY THAT YOURE GETTING GOOD GRADES MY LITTLE ACADEMIC WEAPON MATHS NERD ILY im so so so glad you're less burnt out <3 ALSO YAYY IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE BABY!!!

yes i have actually picked up on your 86 eighty-six obsession!! the whole sideblog being dedicated to him is real i fear 🙏 HES REALLY CUTE HONESTLY

HAVE FUN STUDYING LINA TAKE CARE!!! <33

[mitchmarnier]

I just can't get into bichie, or any Bill ships for that matter, because Bill is so painfully heterosexual and utterly obsessed with Bev to the point of it being creepy, like Audra is described to look exactly like her. And then he cheats on Audra with Bev. And I dunno Bill is about as interesting and likeable as a wet mop imo, I'm just not here for Stephen King's self insert. Sorry if this upsets you, I hope it doesn't adfhcfhasfg but these are my pleb opinions I felt like sharing im sorry 😭

Girl girl my dude fucking preeeeeaching to the choir honestly thou. Im trying to make this sound informed and intelligent but you literally brought up the IT discourse that IM THE MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT but never talk about because I’m a coward.

So here we go, I guess. Feel free to just keep scrolling and never ever click the read more. I won’t be mad. Because this like isn’t even tea, I’m just throwing around boiling water. BECAUSE I’VE BEEN HOLDING THIS IN FOR SO LONG AND NOW I’M BEEN ASKED SO WATCH ME GO OFF. 

Bill is. So. Straight. The heterosexualiest. You hit the nail on the fucking head calling him Stephen King’s self insert because you’re absolutely right, that’s exactly what he is. Bill is the epitome of a protagonist- (although I’d say that IT has three protagonists, then like two secondary protagonists and then Stozier.) meaning sure it’s his story being told, but other the other characters are actually a lot more interesting.

Bill is basically the worst character in IT that wasn’t meant to be a bad character (i.e Henry Bowers, Sonia Kaspbrak, Pennywise, whatever.) because he’s an extremely bad character. Bland. Bill Denbrough is the most prime example of “i’m the protagonist, it’s my story so i don’t actually need to be interesting” 

You hit the nail on the head when you called him a Stephen King self insert because that’s exactly what he is, especially in the book. Bill’s stutter is one of those things that’s added into the narrative as a way to make Bill an outcast so it would canonly make sense for him to part of the Losers Club, though before Georgie’s death he’s pretty clearly got everything else going for him. His parents grow distant and neglectful after that and that’s when he finally starts to get some common ground with the Losers, a part of him that starts to more so understand them I guess? He’s starting to get on a similar level to them. The Losers all completely hero worship Bill, especially Eddie, and iit’s because he’s not exactly a Loser like Eddie or Stan or Ben or even Richie? Bill’s Big Flaw (his stutter) is the ONLY thing about the written character that wasn’t a damn Mary Sue outline. Self Insert Indeed. 

Bill ships suck? Mike/Bill and Richie/Bill are FOR SURE the strongest with actually book basis and Richie/Bill have A VERY STRONG AND IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP IN THE IT 2017 MOVIE but? If IT was written out like a some sort of teen melodrama K/aspbrough would be that ship with is how Eddie comes to terms with being gay because he’s crushing on his fuckboi best friend and said fuckboi best friend is hella straight and loves the attention he gets from Eddie but never wants to be with but also kinda still leads him so the attention doesn’t end. St/enbrough? Who’s that? Never heard of her. Made eye contact once. 

And B/illverly? Worst. Gross. Probably woudda been okay if it was just twelve year old Bill having a kinda obsessive crush on her a kid but he popped a boner at like 45 years old just from hugging her, cheated on his movie star wife (his movie star wife!! movie! star! wife! Audra Phillips is goddess what are you doing Denbrough? get your shit together!!!) then having sex with her triggered her repressed memories of how she lost her virginity. You go, B/illverly, how cute. 

Bill Denbrough is easily the least interesting member of the Losers Club, and even the interesting things about him aren’t as interesting as the least interesting thing about one of the others. He comes down to One Flaw (that’s not a flaw at all, it’s a damn speak impediment, there’s nothing wrong with that at all.) that Stephen King approved of. 

Beverly actually has this in reverse, where she’s written in as Token Female Character and kinda only has a few small things but are super interesting about her but FANDOM has developed her so much that most of those things are accepted as canon universally (also see: Eddie Kaspbrak) But most of the fandom characterization of Bill is either fuckboi!bill (which is canon??? I don’t understand? Literally canon.) and just equally as much as a hero worshiped Mary Sue so. 

So yeah, I agree with everything you said. I just cannot get into Bill a character like at all in any way and it actually really shows in all my writing tbh.