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coridallasmultipass · 1 year ago

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I have an additional concept.

Alpha Dave doesn't know how to use a sword.

He just thought it would be ironic if he decapitated two clowns-in-chief with a fake-ass ninja sword he bought ironically. Y'know, since he's never needed to use a sword in his life, he's been busy directing movies. It's not like it would be particularly difficult to do something like that.

#maybe hes born with it #also this means that dirk picked up a katana based on a lie thinking big D was some master swordsperson #idk where im goin with this i lost my train of thought 3 tags ago (i deleted them)#ShitPost.exe #homestuck #big d #alpha dave #OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG #oh the 'maybe hes born with it' joke but thats actually true #beta baby dave is indestructible when bro is like throwing him around trying to kill him #he very much is born with it so when he picks up that cheap not japanese sword he is so skilled he can wield ...#... a piece of shit like it wasnt made of totally weak garbage material #hes like john wick 'whoa dont give him a pencil he could kill 7 guys with it'#but for pieces of shit wielded by dave #give dave a lego and he could murder with it #were only seeing %1 of daves power meme #wow im high lmao

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