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its the first day of school for everyone but especially this guy who not only dropped his glove and went "no!" but despite that also made no attempts to pick it back up because fate is a cruel mistress what done is done the hands of time still turn we move
Training Camp 24 | 9.20.24 (x)
#evan rodrigues#florida panthers#2425#preseason#he accepted his fate#i dont think hes ever had a thought in his life#hes like a quokka to me#so serendipitous this all got caught on camera#this man bumbles about and its deeply endearing#i was honestly fully convinced he was gonna knock all the sticks down as he picked out his#but this works too#oh erod...
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sonic scrolls on social media too fast
and tails loses his mind
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sonic memes#sth#sth memes#twitter#miles tails prower#tails the fox#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#silver the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#barry the quokka#sonadow#for a second#sonic is a loser but it’s ok bc he’s sonic#this post took me like 5 times to make because i kept getting a “failed to post” message
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scientists can’t tell the difference (for @quokki)
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#heyale#bystay#han jisung#stray kids#///#/////////////#////////////////////#have another thing .... because ale inspires me to make stupid shit gbshjkgbsg#me: i have a graphic design degree; also me: makes this ????#the fact that i have more hanji graphics than changbin OR bangchan is ... interesting to say the least#anyway ... here u go ale i love u#based off of our convo and u saying he is like hamster quokka and squirrel all in one#why not all three ??!??#val's gfx#kinda lmfao
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my funny little barry headcanons (i have never written headcanons before help. some of these are yoinked from snapcube)
-very far sighted, needs reading glasses
-can't write their own name without glasses
-anxiety
-clumsy as hell. they will trip on their own shoelaces, wires, rocks, even air
-always has at least one bruise because 1) they bruise easily 2) like i just said, clumsy as hell
-after the whole mirage express fiasco they got gadget to repurpose the robot hands and now keeps them in a little backpack (kinda like kit with his water thingies) and they help them do stuff (like reach tall shelves)
-works anywhere and everywhere. they're like barbie they have a million jobs
-somehow always broke
-really likes bread
-favorite restaraunt is olive garden (they steal the breadsticks)
-also always orders the same thing (spaghetti)
-has the most stiff uncomfortable bed ever. someone please buy this child a new bed
-nonbinary icon
-has entomophobia (fear of bugs)
-like, remember how tails would jump into the closest person's arms whenever lightning struck in sonic boom?
-that's barry when they see a bug on the floor
-born in australia
-they stowed away on a ship to england at age 4 and their parents had absolutely no idea so they were just reported missing down under for like 8 years
-has a silly little british accent
-very soft nice voice but gets more british when they get nervous
-loves spiderman
-collects funny looking rocks
boom bam
#how do you write headcanons help me#sonic#murder of sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#barry the quokka#barry the quokka headcanons#headcanons#snapcube reference#i need to play this game so badly oh my god#BUT I DONT HAVE A COMPUTER#i hope sega puts it on mobile sometime soon#we must protect barry at all costs#he likes bread
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wow you're bodying that..okay..😑
#come rock with meee 🥺 !#whats uuupp 🥺🥺‼️‼️#and hes saying he wouldnt be a good teacher#ok mr make people spell#mr dance break#i feel like im watching the blues clues green sweater man#not funny how bad i need him#jaren#hes so jarebear#his lil quokka cheeks when he smiles#hes everyything to me#hes The World
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#stray kids#stray kids daily#stray kids source#bias han jisung#hannie#han quokka#Hanji#Han jisung#Han jisung stray kids#he’s just like me fr
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Making this my whole personality Frfr
this is what my entire personality will revolve around until further notice
#han jisung#stray kids#skz#stray kids han#skz han#he’s everything to me#no one loves him like i do#han quokka#so handsome
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Dad!Simon "Ghost" Riley Imagines List
Before you ask, yes I been meaning to use @ave661 renders ever since she posted the Dad!Ghost part 2. Did I use most of them in this post? You know damn well I did.
Did I put in so much work into this one post? Yes. Am I going to be upset if it doesn't do as well as the ones I didn't put much effort in (Ahem the quokka Price imagine)? Also yes.
Tagging people who I think would like this: @puff0o0, @blingblong55. Honestly that was it but if y'all wanna be tagged in the next post then tell me in the replies :)
Parings: Ghost x Wife!Reader
❥ Dad!Simon who values nothing else over spending time with you and your child, even if it's something as simple as him and your little one laying down on your lap while you watch tv together. (Top left pic 🥺)
❥ Dad!Simon who gives the baby a bath for the first time, doing his best not to get soap in their eyes. Him rubbing the baby's head gently with his thumb to wash the suds off the little one's head and hair while they look up at him and coo.
❥ Dad!Simon who had a heart attack the moment he heard the baby cough while they're still in the baby bath net. He just turned away for a second to grab the towel behind him, the one moment he took his eyes off them, the little rascal tried to drink the bath water.
❥ Dad!Simon who's ever so gentle with dressing the baby, they're too little and too fragile in his eyes. Watching the baby try to chew on their own fist while he puts their little socks on. (Matching skeleton mittens for the little baby 🥺)
❥ Dad!Simon who loves hearing his baby let out such loud giggles whenever he kisses them, it's music to his ears to hear his little one let out such a hearty laugh, their little arms and legs flailing because their face is being tickled by his stuble.
❥ Dad!Simon who absolutely adores when his baby attempts kissing him or you (their momma) because it's basically just them having their tiny hands on his or your face while they're open-mouthed and almost headbutting their little lips on either yours or your husband's face.
❥ Dad!Simon who absolutely love nap time, mainly because he takes the naps with them. Nothing more sweet than waking up with the little one's life you two brought to this world.
❥ Dad!Simon who you found awake in the middle of the night to put the baby back down to sleep.
"Come on now pumpkin, you should let your momma rest. She's extremely tired of taking care of both of us.." Simon whispers while he cradles the baby in his arms, trying to lull them back to sleep.
You couldn't help but smile, knowing that what you do doesn't go unappreciated.
"I would never get tired taking care of you two" You said in a hushed tone, making Simon's head snap to the doorway.
To see you, his loving wife look at him as if he was the most important thing in this world reminded him if why he wanted to marry you a few years back.
❥ Dad!Simon who receives a video you sent him while he's deployed of the baby waking up from a nap.
❥ Dad!Simon who doesn't notice you in the room while you were trying to collect laundry, he was working out, you caught him doing push ups and your baby's attempts in copying their dad.
❥ Dad!Simon who bought the baby a little stuffie that they now are emotionally attached to and bring everywhere, yeah the baby constantly signals Simon to kiss the stuffie too.
❥ Dad!Simon who had to train Riley not to lick the baby so much because dog slobber and even though Riley was well behaved, poor thing didn't have much of a self-control the first time you guys brought the baby home.
❥ Dad!Simon who thinks it's absolutely adorable that his little one likes Riley so much.
"Dada!" The baby called out for Simon.
"Dada, Ri-ley" They said, pointing out a little finger to your family dog.
"Yeah pumpkin, that's Riley" Simon said, letting the little one make a beeline and waddled quickly towards Riley, giving the dog a hug with their tiny arms.
❥ Dad!Simon who spends forever looking for the skull part of his mask only to find the baby trying to chew on it, couldn't really blame them because the sight was cute and he knew how agitated they were with teething.
❥ Dad!Simon who constantly washed his gloves and almost never took it off during your baby's teething stage because god they were a strong biter. The gloves helped cushion the pain of the bites a lot.
❥ Dad!Simon who swore his heart was about to burst when he saw you and the baby meet him before he was able to go home after deployment for a surprise. (Of course Price was the one who set it up, he wanted to see his grandchild (might as well be)
"Dadadada–dada—da" Your baby squealed out while reaching out, recognizing Simon almost too fast even with the mask on.
"Pumpkin," Simon says as he takes your baby out of your arms and into his "–yeah, dada's here now. Missed me like I missed you?" Simon asks the baby as if they could actually respond.
The little one let out a happy little gurgle, hands reaching out for Simon's face.
"I'll take that as a yes" Simon tenderly kisses the top of the baby's head through his balaclava.
❥ Dad!Simon who loves baby hugs, the tiny little arms providing a bit of warmth while he holds his baby in his, rubbing their little head with his gloved hand and fingers.
Taskforce interacting with little Ghostie
#cod x reader#aethelwyne lia writes#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#cod headcanons#simon riley x you#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#ghost x plus size reader#ghost x you#ghost x female reader#dad!ghost#dad!simon#ghost cod#simon riley x plus size reader#simon riley#simon ghost x you#simon ghost riley x you#husband!ghost
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✨My thoughts on old man!Price✨
Part 1
Part 2
God, where do I begin?
Old man!Price is a tattered retired military man who decides to move to the countryside of England
His house is surrounded by bushes filled with red roses, a mocking remainder of the red liquid that blemish his hands
A small pudge of fat forms on his hairy abdomen from the lack of training and the endless pints of beer that he drinks.
He spends most of his time cleaning up the shrubbery around his house and other mundane tasks to fill his day so he wouldn't be bored out of his mind.
And then there's you.
Wide-eyed and brimming with curiosity.
You walk pass his house everyday just to get a glimsp of the burly man who moved into the little town where everyone knows everyone and no one gets passed anyone.
Expect for John, sneaky bastard.
One day, you huff in frustration as you stand in front of his gate, kicking a pebble out of annoyance
Now that doesn't go unnoticed by John, as if anything ever did.
So he does what any mentally sane person does and decides to for once in his life let loose and do something different
And that's what he does.
He goes outside, gives you his signature quokka smile and extends his hand.
You stand there dumbfounded. He's actually interacting with you?!
This is not how this was supposed to go!
You just wanted to see the man, not talk to him!
You nervously shakes his hand giving him a soft smile
And that was the start of you on your knees with his heavy limp dick resting over your face as she moans in delight
It's not like it happened in a day
It took months of coaxing and sweet-talking from John to get you hear
And oh how his words fuelled your praise kink
You slobber all over his cock, blowing bubbles of saliva while blowing him
And you can't help it yourself
His cock is just too good to not give it all your attention!
His fat senile cock is more than enough to keep you happy and full
And not to mention the cockwarming
Sure it might me a bit difficult to shove it into your dripping pussy but once it's in, be mindful that you're gonna be there for a while
It's so soft and warm and ooey-gooey
John worries and insecurities all fly away seeing how much you like his dumb cock
And every once in a while, you can feel it twitch inside of you and you shiver in delight
And sometimes you may even get a drop of two of his useless cum inside of you
By hey, cum is cum and John's cum is a blissful luxury
#john price#john price smut#john price x you#john price x reader#john price cod#captain john price#captain price#cod smut#cod mw2#tf 141#tf141 smut#tf 141 x reader#old man!price#ri's rants
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randomly smothering them with kisses ෆ : gojo, geto, nanami
gojo ♡
– he was finally doing his paperworks and sparing ijichi
– he looked really cute concentrated, randomly scrunching up his nose
– he could feel you coming behind him and honestly thought you were gonna scare prank him
– so he was ab to scare you instead but before that you attacked his face with flurry of kisses
– his heart literally melted
– but of course he didnt show it and started teasing you as always
– "cant keep your hands to yourself, pumpkin?"
– kissed you back with the same energy tho
– paperwork forgotten. ijichi doesnt appreciate it.
geto ♡
– he was exhausted bc of cult duties
– he just came back home and laid down in the sofa, eyes closed
– you saw him distressed so of course like a caring girlfriend, you decided to help him out... with kisses.
– and you started pecking all over his face.
– he chuckled and bought you closer to him. "youre missing a spot right here, my love." and points to his lips.
– well how could you say no to him?
– this later turned into a cuddle and kisses session in the sofa
– hes now happy as a quokka. stress? whats that?
nanami ♡
– he was training his students
– he forgot his lunch so you were here to give him
– training was over and it was lunch break now, he was sweaty bc of the training
– so he just greeted you but without a kiss
– you really couldnt have that (and he looked so hot when he was sweaty with the upper buttons opened, sleeves rolled)
– so you just flung yourself upon him kissing all over his face (no one was there dw)
– he was surprised when you jumped on him quickly steadying you
– "darling, you shouldnt kiss me right now im sweating" "i don't care!" cue more smooches
– at this point he just let you and kissed you back as well
– you literally gave him energy with your kisses (and your meal)
– training was more hard. students werent happy.
pt 2 :
https://www.tumblr.com/ohmy-gojo/770402153489694720/randomly-smothering-them-with-kisses%E0%B7%86-pt-2?source=share
#gojo x reader#gojo x you#geto x you#geto x reader#nanami x reader#nanami x you#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff
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They Unknowingly Bring Up and Insecurity| Seungmin Pt2
Pt1 Pt3
Seungmin sat in the living room with the guys while you were in the kitchen with Lee Know preparing something for your guy's weekly hangout. You all decided on playing monopoly together, with you and Seungmin partnering up.
Bangchan carefully set up the board while Felix was handing out the money.
"Seungmin hyung." Jeongin asked as he handed his elder the thimble to him.
"Is Y/N okay? She's been really quiet. She won't even talk to me." Jeongin's face was droopy as he stuck his lip out. "I was wondering if she was upset about something?"
Seungmin took a breath and spoke quietly. His voice soft and rather sad.
"I think I said something that hurt her feelings really bad." His voice was starting to wobble a bit, and that told Jeongin all he needed to know.
"Did you say sorry?"
Seungmin nodded and his cheeks puffed out slightly as he pouted. "She said she was okay but I don't believe her."
Jeongin grabbed the hat and messed with it. "Well, what did you say to her?" He inquired.
Seungmin pulled out his phone and scrolled up to his texts with you. Which it didn't take long for him to scroll up because you hadn't been texting him as often. He only heard from you for important or urgent things, and he was missing the little random blurbs of somewhat unnecessary - but entirely endearing - information about what you were doing.
He handed his phone to Jeongin and the maknae quickly read it through.
"Hyung, you know why Y/N and her last boyfriend broke up right...?"
Seungmin shook his head and Jeongin opened his mouth to speak but you walked in with Minho with a tray of snacks.
"Did Minho teach you how to make something new?" Chan asked you. Seungmin could tell the rest of the guys had picked up on your odd silence, but you nodded.
"Kinda...he taught me how to set a charcuterie board. It's pretty."
You set it down and Jisung immediately went to go grab something.
"MMM Y/N THIS IS SO GOOD!!" He popped a piece of cheese into his mouth and his cheeks puffed up. "You need to teach me now!!"
The effort Jisung had given to get you to respond was in vain.
"Jiji, I just grabbed the cheese from a package..."
The wide eyed quokka boy scratched his neck. "Oh um. Its still good though."
Throughout the first thirty minutes of you guys playing, minimal conversation was made and Seungmin was feeling antsy.
He missed your voice.
When you stood up to go to the bathroom and go restock the snack supply all the guys turned to you.
"Seungmin apologize. I miss my baby girl..." Jisung whined.
Seungmin deadpanned and Jisung frowned. "What she was my baby girl before she became your baby girl..."
"I don't know how I'm supposed to fix it! I don't know what I did wrong really..."
"Hyung, her boyfriend broke up with her because of her tendency to overshare...and you know...talk a lot."
Seungmin's puppy eyes narrowed as his eyebrows furrowed. "What?"
"It was a stupid reason to break up really. She only told me because one time she was feeling insecure when we were hanging out and some lady told me that 'my girlfriend talked a lot'; which I told her that I wasn't dating her but also that it didn't matter because I talk a lot too." Jeongin frowned.
Seungmin blinked a few times and bit his bottom lip.
"I don't think she's upset at you Seungmin..." Changbin spoke. "From what I see it seems like she's trying not to be a burden."
"Burden?"
"She doesn't want you to break up with her so she's trying to change that aspect about herself. You're naturally a quiet person and she probably thinks she's too much for you and that you'll get tired of it."
Seungmin shook his head. "No! I could never get tired of Y/N-ie!"
Chan chuckled. "You guys really are perfect for each other." He says, marveling in his work. "But...tone doesn't translate over text."
"And you're a sarcastic motherfucker." Minho adds.
Hyunjin stretches across the floor. "You can say that again."
Jisung huffs. "Well go on and apologize! Because I want my gossip buddy back! She never finished telling me about the drama on her mom's side of the family! I was invested in which side piece got her cousin pregnant!"
Hyunjin shoots up, sniffing the drama. "Ya! Seungmin fix it! I want to know now too!"
Seungmin looked down at the board as he contemplated just how he could fix this.
Because sometimes words weren't the cure.
But actions were.
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Sorry for the short work 🫠. But in all the drafts of my 3 part angst series (oops theres more?) the 2nd part tends to be shorter since its the down hill of the plot.
#stray kids reactions#skz angst#skz x reader#skz imagines#skz seungmin#skz reactions#skz stay#stray kids
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missed me, missed me, now you gotta...
SUMMARY: minho wasn’t grumpy, nor he was jealous. but he hasn’t been the same ever since he fell in love with you.
REQUESTED! by a sweet annonie right here. pookie, your idea was lovely to write! lil grumpy minho, im melting… it’s a bit short, but I hope you like it! <3
CW: use of (crack) text messages to convey the plot, starring: han quokka as cupid + reader’s bsf, clingy minho as king of my heart, and ngl, type 1 diabetes fluff ahead. keep insulin shots close just in case! lol
WC: 1.1k
A/N: i love how i’m slowly turning into a minho blog/page lmaoo, only minho: the man, the myth, the legend!
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The same ringtone buzzed again during rehearsals. Its ding had sounded so many times already that it had started to get repetitive really quickly.
Minho frowned as he looked in the mirror, retouching his rolled sleeves just once more for what he secretly knew it had been more than twenty times. In the span of ten minutes. Maybe even less.
But Minho wasn’t ‘grumpy’.
He so wasn’t.
His day had been normal so far. He had no reason to be grumpy. Not one what-so-ever.
He had woken up in between your arms, and even if he had ‘complained’ about it, he loved being the little spoon. And also, his cats jumped on the bed and, just for once, none of them landed on his face.
There had been just one thing.
…
Well. Technically more than one.
You had rushed outside this morning. You claimed you didn’t have time to have breakfast with him, because you were late for something he didn’t really get. Because of that, you hadn’t come over to the JYP building with him. He had to drive over alone. And you hadn’t pecked him goodbye at the entrance like always.
But he. Wasn’t. Grumpy.
Not. At. All.
> sunggie: girl, did you hide his cats or smth?
< minho’s owner: lol, wdym dude?
> sunggie: he looks like he’s going to kill me.
> sunggie: And he loves me! Wtf??
“Jisung-ah.”
Han shrieked in his place in the sofa, his phone almost falling off his hands. He quickly turned it off, hoping that the grumpy dancer hadn’t seen the old or new messages.
“Who were you texting?” Minho frowned, deeper this time.
“Oh.” Jisung chuckled. “Just checking in on noona.”
“My girlfriend?” The way Minho enunciated the title felt a bit possesive. Jisung eyed at him weirdly for a second. Even he felt weird himself.
Jisung nodded sheepishly, turning his phone back on but quickly opening a random app.
“Yeah. I owed her a call back.” He shrugged, nonchalantly accepting that he had opened Subway Surfers, and started to play.
As the catchy music came from Han’s phone, Minho shook his head.
Not grumpy.
Not at all.
But the thought that you had been texting Han and didn’t text him —instead of him— did funny things in his chest.
Now, keep in mind that Minho would never describe himself as a jealous man.
He trusted you with his cats, of course he trusted you regarding your relationship. But he had barely got a hold of you all day. And Han had. By call and text. Like he was doing now.
Not grumpy.
Sure.
< minho’s owner: you dead yet?
Jisung groaned.
> sunggie: no! you made me lose my score!
> sunggie: and I don’t have any keys! ㅠㅠ
< minho’s owner: sucks to suck, lol
< minho’s owner: but what’s wrong with my future husband? did you do something?
> sunggie: he’s moody since he came in this morning.
> sunggie: you weren’t here tho. smth wrong between ya?
< minho’s owner: no…? just had to run to work early…
And then, something in Jisung’s paboracha brain connected. Probably because of how he had named your contact in his phone.
> sunggie: omg
< minho’s owner: what?
> sunggie: that corny dumbass
> sunggie: he’s so stupid
< minho’s owner: bitch what is it???
> sunggie: he’s moody bc u didn’t come in with him today!
You hesitated. Could that be it?
< minho’s owner: really? u think so?
> sunggie: bitch I know so!
> sunggie: imma go get boba for the boys, get your ass here and come w/ me
Jisung’s brain started to work at cupid’s speed.
< minho’s owner: omw. be there in 5’
“Guys, I’m gonna go get boba. Do any of you want something?”
The rest of the gang blabbered something while some kept going over the steps of the choreography and the others rested on the couch, doozing off or on their phones. Han quickly noted down everyone’s orders, not before being squinted down by Minho. He held back a shiver.
“Clingy prick…” Jisung mumbled, leaving quickly.
He walked out of the JYP building, waiving and half bowing to the staff members and other artists in the building.
< minho’s owner: just parked! ^^
Jisung entered the boba place next to the building, smiling at the cashier as he read down the orders on his note app, and stood aside, waiting for the drinks.
“Hey!” You smiled widely at him, taking off your scarf, merely leaving it hanging on your shoulders. He clapped your hand, playfully slapping your back.
“Working hard?” Jisung snickered, pointing at the bag on your other hand.
You side-eyed at him, giggling softly.
“Took some snacks before heading off.” You shrugged. “We can sneak these in, right?”
Jisung scratched the back of his neck. “We’ll… come up with something.”
You both struggled carrying the drinks, teasing each other and betting who’d make a mess first. But all giggles came to an end when the security guard stared at you.
“Name and business?” He asked in a low huff.
Your body stiffened.
“She’s my sister,” Han chimed back. You were in fact far from being his sister, but that didn’t matter when the guard seemed to nod. “She’s just helping me carry the drinks inside.”
“And the bag? What’s inside?”
You cleared your throat, smiling. “Clothes for him to change once he finishes training.” You lied.
Thank God for his imagination. And for his stupid idea of shoving your scarf and his hoodie into the bag of snacks.
“Ok. You may come in.” The guard smiled politely.
Only after the both of you had gotten into the elevator you allowed yourselves to let out a sight full of relief. You two then smirked, high-fiving.
“Thank you, bro.” You teased in a snicker.
He cackled. “You’re welcome, sis.”
You both laughed and joked until you reached the training room.
“The person you dream of is back!” Han cackled.
“Noona!” Felix grinned happily.
“Yeah, that’s me!” You cackled at Jisung’s faked frown.
You smiled and greeted everyone as you entered, leaving a certain bunny boy for last.
You sat next to him on the couch, and without missing a beat, he took your legs and layed them on his lap.
You took a sip of his drink, and he stared at you, almost with a squint.
“You’ve made me jealous of fucking Han Jisung.” He stated matter-o-factly, making you practically choke on the tapioka pearls.
You coughed. “What?”
“You texted him all evening. And me? Not even a good luck kiss this morning.”
“Aw, are you grumpy, kitten?” You grinned teasingly, speaking only towards him in a soft tone to his ear. You pecked his cheek.
He needed more of those.
Grumpy, huh?
“Yes. Very.” He mumbled, hiding his blushed and pleased grin in the crook of your neck. “Need more kisses.”
“Well, you know how it goes.” You mumbled in a snicker. He hummed at you, waiting for you to explain.
You kissed his forehead softly, his hands stroking your thighs.
“Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me.”
~Kats, who can write this in one sit, but can’t figure out how chemistry works (yes have exams, why did I choose this for myself, help)
#thanks for the request!#for my pookie<3#stray kids#stray kids scenarios#stray kids fluff#skz scenarios#stray kids x reader#minho <3#stray kids imagines#lee minho fluff#soft hours#lee minho x reader#minho x you#minho headcanons#minho fluff#minho x reader#lee minho#stray kids minho#lee know fluff#stray kids imagine#lee know#lee know headcanons#lee know x you#lee know fanfic#lee know imagines#stray kids lee minho#lee minho headcanons#lee know x reader#lee know stray kids#skz lee minho
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John raises an eyebrow, and without lifting his eyes off his newspaper, he sighs.
"Alright, I'm done. Love, what's on my face?"
Your giggle is a soft, mischievous sound. One he is, (un)fortunately, all too familiar with. For the past hour, all you've done is look between him and your phone in almost regular intervals, laughing quietly to yourself.
"It's nothing serious, honey-"
And yet when he sets the newspaper down to glance at you, you only grin at him. "....Can you do something for me, John honey? It's very easy, I promise!"
John merely narrows his eyes a little, wary yet intrigued; a feeling that has become regular to him ever since you barrelled into his life. "You make me scared, doll-"
"It's harmless, I swear!" You sit up, eyes bright and eager. Waving your phone in your hand, you peer at him. "All you gotta do is give me one of your smiles. See? Very easy, just like I said."
He does as you ask, not at all surprised to hear the click of your camera. The delighted gasp is surprising, though.
John can't stop himself anymore; he leaps on top of you, quickly stealing your phone while you break out into laughter. "Wai- wait, John, honey, no-"
John is grinning, swiping through your phone and photos. First one is the picture you just took of him, smiling, and the one after that...
"You look exactly the same!" You cackle, latching on to John. He is so done with you- in a very exasperated, fond manner "You look exactly like a quokka!"
#cod#cod x reader#cod x you#tf 141#tf 141 x reader#tf 141 x you#john price x reader#price x reader#john price x you#price x you#had to write this im sorry#noona.writes
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chronic | h.j.
summary: you can't sleep because of your achy joints but luckily hannie is there to make you feel better.
wc: 1.5k
warnings: mentions of chronic pain (based on my personal experience), nudity (nothing sexual), han being a sweetie, (i don't mention anything about hair but lets pretend it doesnt get wet thanks <3) gn!reader (i tried to not describe any anatomy but lmk if i missed it.) not proofread.
a/n: happy b-day hannie <33 self indulgent for for my favorite quokka, but i really liked writing for him so i'm gonna try n write more for him (and everyone else!). i hope you all enjoy, remember to eat, drink water and take your meds, ily <3.
my library | fundraiser
(pictures not mine! credit to owners!)
you are exhausted, you wanted nothing more than to just fall into a blissful slumber.
however your body had other ideas. your joints felt like they were on fire, more specifically your wrist and elbow. nothing helped except keeping your arm completely still, which would be fine if you could get comfortable but you just couldn’t.
jisung was laid next to you, wrapped around you like a koala, his face perfectly slotted into your neck. you wanted to enjoy this, you rarely got time with him so you cherish every moment you had with him.
but honestly all you wanted to do was cry, you felt guilty and at this point all of your joints felt like they were on fire. luckily almost as if he read your mind, he rolled over in his sleep onto the other side of your bed.
you let out a sigh of relief, trying to keep your tears at bay as you carefully move off of the bed. you make your way to your drawer pulling out underwear and a comfy shirt.
you tiptoe your way to the bathroom, quietly closing the door leaning against it. as soon as your back touches the towel hung behind the door, the floodgates open.
you place your clothes on the counter, placing your hand over your mouth to muffle your cries. the shaky movements from your sobs agitating your joints further. couple minutes pass before you pull yourself together.
you look into the mirror finding your distressed reflection, in the dimly lit bathroom from your night light. the soft light reflects the tear stains on your chubby cheeks. you let out a sigh, wiping your face before moving to turn the shower on.
you make sure to set it to hot to soothe your joints. you sit down on the toilet, feeling too fatigued and achy to stand for much longer. you rub your arm gently, hoping it’ll ease the pain. once you see the steam start to rise from behind the curtain you carefully remove your shirt, dropping it to the floor.
you hold onto the wall as you get up, gently pushing your shorts and underwear down. they pool at your ankles before you step out of them, making your way to the shower.
you move the shower curtain back before stepping in, cautious of the wet floor. you move under the hot water, letting the water wash over you, soothing your joints.
as you sit under the water you think about how you’re losing even more of the limited time with your boyfriend. the tears start once again, feeling and overwhelming urge to be held by him.
unbeknownst to you, jisung had awoken from your lack of presence in your bed. “자기야?” he calls groggily, rubbing his eyes. his chubby cheeks on full display as he realizes your absence.
you soft sobs catch his ear, immediately becoming alert, throwing the blanket off of him in search for you. he hears the sound of water that leads him to the bathroom. he gently cracks the door, greeted by steam flowing out of the room.
you cries now clear as he steps in the bathroom, closing the door behind him without a sound. he quickly undresses before he pulls back the curtain stepping in behind you. you were unaware of the presence behind you, occupied with the sobs coming out of your mouth.
you jump as you feel a soft touch on your arm, whipping around to find a bare jisung. “hey it’s just me 자기.” your wide eyes find his, tears falling faster now.
he immediately pulls you to him, wrapping his arms around you. “sh sh, you’re okay.” you wrap your stiff arms around him, tucking your face into his neck. your body shakes against his as sobs rack your body.
you both stay there for a moment before you feel pain shoot through your arm. “ah” you wince, pulling away, gripping your arm. you move it under the soothing water, fat tears roll down your cheeks.
he carefully rubs your arm, trying to soothe the pain in your joints. you lay your head on his shoulder as he continues his movements under the warm water. he places kisses to your head, whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
the pain slowly subsided, you lifted your head to meet his eyes. “i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to wake you.” you sniffle, carefully wiping your tears. he shakes his head, cupping your chubby cheeks, rubbing soothing circles on your skin.
“don’t ever apologize for that, i just wish you would’ve done it sooner.” it was your turn to shake your head, placing a hand on his wrist. “no you need your rest, i’m fine.” his eyes become glossy at your words.
“you were not fine,” he whispers in disbelief, “you were sobbing in the shower at 3am, nothing about that is fine 자기.” you look down, feeling a bit embarrassed. he lifts your face, his boba eyes meeting yours.
“please lean on me baby, that’s what i’m here for.” you nod before he pulls you into him before he steps you back under the warm water. he wraps his arms around you, gently pulling your head to his shoulder once more.
you both stay under the water for a while before the water starts turning cool. he reaches behind you, turning the water off, placing a kiss to the side of your head, wrapping his arms around you. “i’m gonna grab your towel okay?” he whispers into your hair.
you nod against him, before he places one last kiss to your head, pulling away carefully stepping out of the shower. he quickly wraps his towel around his waist before grabbing yours, he walks back over, pulling the shower curtain back.
he holds his hand out to help you step out onto the shower mat. once your feet are planted on the ground he begins to dry you off, being mindful of your joints as he works. once you’re dry, he leads you over to the sink before hanging up your now wet towel.
he grabs your underwear, bending down to help you step into them. you grab his shoulders as you carefully step into the fabric. he pulls them up your legs, placing a soft kiss to each thigh once it was secure around your waist.
he stands up, grabbing the shirt and slipping it over your head, booping your nose as the fabric dropped around your shoulders. you give him a small smile, giggling as you scrunch your nose. “there’s my baby.” he smiles, placing a kiss to your cheek before fixing your shirt.
he helps you carefully slip your arms into the sleeves before collecting your discarded clothes, leading you back to your bedroom. he tosses your dirty laundry in the basket as he passes. he leads you to the bed, where he pulls the blanket back for you, letting you slowly sit on the bed.
once you get comfortable he pulls the blanket over you, “do you need any medicine?” you thought about it for a second before he spoke. “i’ll grab it just in case, put it next to you with some water.” your cheeks warm at his actions, “thank you,” you mumble, nodding your head slightly.
he quickly goes to your drawers, pulling out underwear and sweatpants, slipping them on before tossing the towel while walking out of the door. a few moments later he comes back in with your medicine, water and electrolyte drink.
he places the water and medicine on the bedside table, twisting off the top, handing it to you. you sit up, giving him a confused look before grabbing the drink. “because you were crying so you’re dehydrated and you’re gonna wake up with a headache and an even worse flare up.”
you pause for a moment processing what he just said before pulling him down to you. you kissing him for a moment before you pull away, “what was that for?” he asks, out of breath. “i love you so much, i don’t deserve you.” you say catching yours.
“don’t ever say that again, you deserve the world.” he places another kiss to your lips before rounding the bed to his side. you smile before drinking the bottle in your hand, slowly drinking the liquid.
you take a break, catching your breath as he places his hand on your bare thigh, rubbing soothing circles to your skin. “slow down 자기야, don’t chug it, you’ll get sick.” he says softly, watching you. you nod before slowly drinking the rest of the drink before capping the bottle.
he sits up as you place the empty bottle, lifting the blanket, letting you lay down, before placing the blanket back over you.
he lays down next to you, rubbing soft circles on your arm, placing a soft kiss to your skin, “goodnight my baby, i love you.” you smile, reaching down to grab his hand, placing a kiss to his skin before lacing your fingers together.
“goodnight my sweet boy, thank you for everything, i love you.” he gently squeezes your hand before speaking, “you don’t have to thank me.” he mumbles into your arm, both of your drifting off into a peaceful slumber.
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Animal Fears: Stray Kids' reactions to their S/O's SKZOO phobia
Bang Chan (Wolf Chan – Wolfs)
You're watching a nature documentary together when a wolf howls on screen, and you instinctively flinch. Chris notices immediately.
“Wait… you’re scared of wolves?” he asks, suppressing a grin.
You nod sheepishly, and he bursts out laughing. “Ya! Wolves eat sheep, you know,” you huff defensively, crossing your arms. “Brutally killing the lambs. Should I start worrying about how much meat you’re eating?”
Still laughing, he shakes his head. “I promise I’m not dangerous,” he says, flashing you an exaggerated innocent smile and wraps an arm around you. “Don’t worry, I’m only a pretend wolf. You’re safe with me.”
Lee Know (Leebit – Rabbits)
At the petting zoo, you freeze as a rabbit hops closer, its nose twitching curiously in your direction.
“Wait, you’re scared of rabbits?” Lee Know asks, slowly blinking in disbelief.
“They’re so… jumpy,” you admit nervously.
“But I am a rabbit!” he exclaims, gesturing to himself dramatically. “You’re scared of the fluffiest animal ever?”
You cross your arms defensively, trying to keep your composure. “By the way, rabbits can bite, you know,” you counter with a huff.
“Oh no,” he mocks with a dramatic gasp “But don't worry. I’m no wild rabbit - I don’t bite.”
Before you can respond, mischief flashes in his eyes. He leans in and pretends to nibble on your shoulder. You can’t help but burst into laughter, doubling over at his antics.
Then, in a low whisper, he teases, “Unless you want me to.”
Changbin (Dwaekki – Pigs)
When Changbin finds out you’re scared of pigs, he’s initially confused.
“Wait, are you serious? Pigs? They’re so smart and cute!”
You explain nervously, “They eat anything, and sometimes… they can even be cannibals!”
Changbin stifles a laugh, trying not to make you feel bad. “Should I start oinking every time I walk into a room?” he teases, making you roll your eyes.
Later, he casually starts showing you pictures of his SKZOO, saying, “See? Dwaekki isn’t scary!” he insists, “Anyway,” he adds with a smirk, “Dwaekki is only 1% pig. The other 99% is pure cuteness and rabbit energy.
Hyunjin (Jiniret – Ferrets)
When Hyunjin learns you’re scared of ferrets, he gasps as if you’ve just revealed a deep betrayal.
“Ferrets are adorable! How could you be scared of them?” he exclaims, eyes wide with mock disbelief.
“They’re so squirmy and unpredictable,” you explain, shuddering at the thought.
Hyunjin immediately mimics a ferret’s movements, wriggling and twisting dramatically around you like some overzealous noodle.“Am I squirmy and unpredictable, too?” he asks, laughing when you swat at him.
“They can also bite you!” you add defensively, pointing an accusatory finger.
Hyunjin gasps again, clutching his chest like he’s been mortally wounded. “I see how it is,” he says, his voice dripping with exaggerated sorrow. “My own girlfriend, terrified of my representative animal! Maybe… we’re not meant to be after all.”
You playfully slap him on the chest while laughing.
Han (HanQuokka – Squirrel) (I couldn't think of anything to fear about quokkas.)
As you’re walking through the park, you suddenly freeze at the sight of squirrels hopping around, your eyes widening. Han looks at you confused.
"Are you scared of the squirrels?" he asks, looking genuinely shocked.
You nod awkwardly, explaining, "They’re so aggressive here. They come up too close, and I’m just not a fan of how bold they are."
Han blinks at you, trying to process. "But… I’m sometimes compared to a squirrel." he exclaims, clearly surprised. "What about quokkas, then? Are you scared of them too?"
You smile, shaking your head. "No, quokkas are cute! No fear there."
He grins. "Good. I’m definitely more quokka than squirrel anyways."
Felix (Bbokkari – Chicks)
When Felix hears you’re scared of chicks, he’s in disbelief.
“Baby chickens? They’re tiny!” he says, looking at you like you’re joking.
You shiver a bit and explain, “They have beaks… they could poke you!”
Felix laughs, clearly amused. “Poke you? They’re so small, you could probably hold one in your hand!”
But then, with a playful smirk, he forms a beak with his hands, pressing them together in front of his face like a little chick.
While laughing, he taps you lightly with his hands, pretending to peck at you. You giggle and try to escape, but Felix keeps “pecking” at you with his hands, making soft, comical “peck-peck” sounds.
Both of you laughing, you finally manage to dodge him, your heart racing from the mix of playfulness and laughter.
Seungmin (PuppyM – Dogs)
When you tense up upon seeing a dog at the park, Seungmin notices immediately. “Wait, you’re scared of dogs?” he asks, his eyes widening in surprise.
You shake your head and explain calmly, “Not exactly. It’s just… not all dog owners are responsible. I had a bad experience as a kid.”
Seungmin listens intently, nodding before offering a small, reassuring smile. “Well, you don’t have to worry about PuppyM. He’s very well-behaved,” he jokes lightly, trying to ease the tension.
The two of you continue walking, Seungmin subtly guiding you away from the dog’s path without making a big deal out of it. After a moment of quiet, he speaks again.
“Hey, you know… you’re not wrong. Some people shouldn’t have dogs if they can’t take care of them properly. But not every dog is like that.”
“I know. Thank you tho,” you smile, glancing at him.
He holds your gaze for a moment, his expression soft and comforting. Then, with a gentle nudge to your shoulder, he teases, “If you’re thanking me, does that mean I’m your emotional support human now?”
You tilt your head, a small grin tugging at your lips. “...or emotional support dog.”
I.N (FoxI.NY – Foxes)
When you admit you’re scared of foxes, I.N gasps dramatically.
“But foxes are like… fluffy and magical!” he says, eyes wide.
“They’re sneaky, and their laugh is creepy!” you reply, crossing your arms.
I.N stops and looks at you seriously. “Wait, does that mean my laugh is creepy? But I’m FoxI.Ny, I’m supposed to be cute!”
You raise an eyebrow and give him a playful smirk. "Well, your laugh is a bit sneaky. You do have that mischievous vibe, you know?"
I.N gasps again, clutching his chest dramatically. “Sneaky? I’m not sneaky! I’m just... mysteriously charming!”
You chuckle, shaking your head. "Yeah, always up to something."
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hey can u do alex albon sending u selfies while ur apart
i love this prompt for alex omgosh !!! thanks sm for sending it in lovely — tried somethin a little different n i’m not sure how i feel about it but i hope you like it !!!
taking off now baby!
wish u were here to talk my ear off while im trying to sleep:/
y/n 🥰
alexander albon that better not be my sleeping mask…
albono ❣️
in my defence i needed it more
plane bad sleep hard:(
y/n 🥰
YOU’RE LITERALLY ON A JET RN ???
albono ❣️
point still stands
y/n 🥰
…
ur so lucky ur cute
imy already babe have a safe flight ☹️🫶
albono ❣️
what six hours of good sleep does to a man
ready to cook in australia😮💨
y/n 🥰
you’re gonna do great babe
i’ll be cheering you on from the living room !!!
try to smuggle a quokka back in ur suitcase for me 🥰
albono ❣️
i’ve been staring at the floor for the past thirty minutes
this is what the bugs down there are seeing
y/n 🥰
aren’t you supposed to be in media???
albono ❣️
i have five minutes
and i need my dose of you before i go out there
apparently it makes me smilier
y/n 🥰
oh boooo cheesy🍅🍅🍅
(kidding i’m blushing 🤭🤭)
albono ❣️
don’t be fooled by the smile masking the sheer terror in my eyes i couldn’t let him get suspicious
i think george forgot he isn’t in an f1 car rn and is just driving us back to the hotel
y/n 🥰
five second penalty for driver 63 incoming 😔
least you look cute 🫶 fear looks good on you
albono ❣️
…
thanks?🤨
y/n 🥰
tell george i want my boyfriend to remain in one piece please
flying back will be a lot harder for you if not and i can’t deal w not seeing you for even longer:(
albono ❣️
“only because y/n asked nicely” — george
y/n 🥰
i always knew i was the better half <3
#.° ༘🗝️⋆₊ becca’s drabbles#alex albon#alex albon x reader#alex albon x you#alex albon x y/n#alex albon fluff#alex albon fic#alex albon imagine#aa23#f1 x reader#f1 x you#f1 x y/n#formula one x reader#formula one x you#formula one x y/n#formula one smau
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