#hes like a quokka to me

[rooniearts]

Imagine: Silver loss his hearing not just cause of loud noises.

But because of his crying as a baby? Those sounds can get loud…

Alternative: Racing with Sonic at his young age. The sound of the wind messed with his ears.

HMMMMMMMMM🤔���😔

as funny as Sonic having accidentally messed up Silver's hearing with a sound barrier breaking piggyback ride, i personally am very partial to this explaination for how he gets hearing loss in dadow;

[blueberryhedgie]

sonic scrolls on social media too fast

and tails loses his mind

[jrueships]

wow you're bodying that..okay..😑

[minhanniecoupsie]

[sweet3heart]

Making this my whole personality Frfr

this is what my entire personality will revolve around until further notice

[strayingawayy]

bigger, warmer, yet still stupidly yours...

...the one where jisung's gotten wayyyy bigger, not that you're complaining, of course

{inspired by @hyunebunx wishing me goodnight and hoping i'd dream of jiji and his big arms...yeah...}

han jisung had always been the definition of warmth for you. his head tucked into your shoulder, arms wrapped around your waist as he hummed some made-up tune that would, inevitably, become their next big hit...it was warm, it was routine, it was home.

but lately, something was... different. the warmth had somehow increased. you had somehow shrunk in his arms. it was weird. suspicious, even.

so tonight, as jisung effortlessly scooped you up, spun you around twice, thrice, then frice (is that a word? you don't know. you're so in awe of your man) like you weighed nothing, and carried you toward the bed, you knew something was up.

your eyes narrowed. "okay. what is going on?"

jisung blinked at you, all innocent and cute. "uhh, bedtime? you know, when we sleep? and you steal all the blankies?"

but enough was enough. you would put your suspicions to rest today. without a word, you grabbed the hem of his hoodie and yanked it up.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA- BABY! CONTROL YOURSELF, MY LOVE-"

you let out a gasp, pointing dramatically at his now very defined torso and arms. "AHA! EUREKA!"

jisung, ever the confused quokka, tilted his head. "...huh? did i miss something? what's happening? am i being arrested? is it for being too cute? is it for being too in love with you? no wait i'm too young to go to horny jail, i haven't even-", his eyes widen at the last bit before you cut him off.

"THAT'S IT!" you poked at his bicep, watching it bounce back. "YOU'VE GOTTEN BIGGER! NO WONDER YOU’VE BEEN SO EXTRA WARM AND CUDDLY BEAR LATELY!"

jisung blinked down at himself, then back at you. "...oh. ohhhh. yeah, i have been working out a bit?", he says, almost asks, rubbing his nape.

"a bit?! jisung, you look like those ripped teddy bears for cookies you see on the 'net!"

he grinned, flexing dramatically. "do you like it? am i hot? do i look like a man who could lift a car? think marvel will hire me to remake that scene where captain america holds onto the helicopter?"

you rolled your eyes but still definitely felt your heart do a little flip. "you should have told me you were turning into an action figure."

he huffed, flopping onto you so you were squished under all his newfound muscle. "but i wanted to surprise youuuu," he whined, nuzzling into your shoulder, pressing kisses to it before moving to your cheeks. "also, i just wanted to be strong enough to carry you whenever i wanted. not like i couldn't before but gotta keep at it even when i'm sixty four eh?"

your heart burst into little fireworks.

"you absolute idiot," you giggled, running your fingers through his hair, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead. "you were already strong enough for me, baby."

jisung made a happy little noise before effortlessly rolling over, pulling you on top of him like you were a feather.

"see? now i can do this all the time," he said smugly, holding you against his chest like a personal teddy bear.

you let out a laugh, pressing your forehead to his. "put me down, muscle man."

"no <3"

he plants one kiss on your forehead.

"please?"

"no <3"

another on your cheek.

"jisung-"

"no <3"

a final on your lips to shut you up for good.

and honestly? with his arms around you, warmth seeping into your skin, his giggles mixing with yours, yeah....you weren’t really complaining.

[channieschaoscorner]

Co-Leader - Stray Kids x female!9th member reader

Pairing: ot8!Skz x 9th member!reader

Summary: Chan always tries his best to look after the boys but when he inevitably burns himself out, it’s time for you to step up.

Genre: Bit of angst, bits of fluff, mentions of illness, food restrictions, mean comments to skz, overworked and burnt out Chan (what’s new?)

A/N: Reader is an established member of Skz, second oldest, unofficial mother to the boys etc. This is my first Stray Kids imagine so any feedback is welcome!

Masterlist

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It took every bit of willpower not to bury yourself further into bed when your alarm went off. Your body ached and you wanted nothing more than to switch your phone off and pretend you slept through it.

Except you couldn’t do that.

You rolled out of bed and shoved your feet into your slippers, pulling on a hoodie as you stumbled into the hallway. Your hand snaked into the other rooms on the way past, knocking on the lights in an effort to wake the boys up before you had to start shouting for them. A noise of protest from one of them made you smile.

The coffee machine buzzed to life as you started pulling out bowls for breakfast. You turned when you heard a chair being pulled out at the table.

“Morning Lixie.” You squeezed his shoulder, walking behind him. You got a mumble in response but that was ok, at least he was up and out of bed.

“5 minute warning, anyone not up gets push-ups at the end of the day when we’re done.” You shouted down the hall, it was an empty threat but the fear of it should be enough.

You paused for a moment before hearing the scramble of feet flinging themselves out of bed. You mentally counted the boys going past you, stopping at 6. Who was missing?

You did another count round the table before heading back down to the rooms, you pushed the door open and made for the bed that still had a very sleepy quokka in it.

“Hannie.” You were quiet enough, not wanting to scare him awake but sighed when you realised that wasn’t going to do it. Your index finger and thumb found his cheeks that were just poking out the top of his duvet.

“Hannie.” Your voice was teasing as you squeezed his cheeks ever so slightly.

His eyes popped open, “What?”

“Time to get up, come on.” You moved away from his bed to give him space to get up, “Don’t make me come back in here.”

Back in the kitchen, the boys were all starting to wake up. A mug got handed to you and you weren’t even sure who it was from but that wasn’t the point. You headed back to your room to get dressed whilst drinking your coffee, only when you returned you were surprised to see only 7 at the table.

“Where’s Chan?”

A mixture of noises was your answer.

You sighed, "Did he sleep in the studio last night?"

"No." Changbin replied, his mouth full. You managed to interpret the rest of his reply that Chan was still in bed.

You knocked on the door softly before pushing it open, "Chan, you awake?"

The silence that met you didn't bode well, this wasn't like Chan. As you approached his bed unease washed over you, you could feel the heat radiating off him already. Even in the darkness of the room, he looked pale and unwell.

The back of your hand rested on his forehead just to confirm what you already knew, he had a fever. The heat and sweat gathering on his face had his hair clinging down, you brushed it back but the movement made his eye shoot open and his sat up instantly.

"I'm awake! Am I late? I can be ready, hang on-"

"Whoa whoa whoa. Chan stop!" Your hands found his shoulders and forced him to sit back down on the bed. "You're not going anywhere today. You're sick"

His eyes were wild, darting around the room clearly panicked about missing work. He stood back up, grabbing the first pair of trousers he could see.

"No I'm fine, I just need to get some medicine and then I can-"

"Christopher."

He froze, half in and half out of his trousers.

"You're not going anywhere, get back into bed now."

Chan stayed frozen for a second, clearly debating fighting you on this before deciding against it and collapsing back down.

His held his head in his hands. "I can't miss today, we've got dance practice and promos to shoot and-"

"Ok slow down. Your promos can be shot another day and I'll go through the choreography with you. We'll get it done."

"It's not just that." Chan had slumped over and was starting to fall asleep again. "Gotta look after you and the boys, need to make sure you're ok."

You helped him lie back down and pulled the covers up over him. "We'll be fine, I'll make sure they're ok."

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Something was wrong. You weren't sure what but you knew that something was. You hadn't been gone long, only to get changed into your outfit for the promo but that was clearly long enough for something to happen.

"What's wrong?"

Your question was met by silence and blank stares.

Well blank stares from all but one, you followed Minho's eyes to Seungmin. Who was doing his very best to look like he didn't care but you knew better.

"Ok everyone head in."

Your hand met his chest when he tried to go past you, "Not you."

You waited until you heard the door click shut, "Tell me what happened."

"Nothing happened." He wouldn't meet your eye and made a move to go past you but you followed and blocked his path.

"Seungmin." You dipped your head to catch his gaze.

"It doesn't matter."

"Tell me."

He shifted from one foot to the other, "It's nothing, one of the makeup artists said something about my braces but it doesn't even matter. It's nothing really."

You inhaled sharply, "What?"

"It doesn't matter-wait where are you going?"

You spun on your heel and stormed out of the dressing room. Your chest was burning and you didn't even fully know what was said. That didn't matter, all you needed to know what something was said that upset Seungmin.

That was all the confirmation you needed.

You rounded a corner, intent on making some kind of scene about how to treat people with respect and what not. The kind of scene that would have Chan rolling his eyes but secretly thankful he didn't have to be the one to say it again.

Except all your anger quickly dissipated when you heard a small voice coming from another room.

"It's just a bit tight, maybe we could loosen it slightly-"

"No." The voice that came back wasn't just firm, it was harsh and cold. "We pulled this so you could wear it and that's how it needs to look on you. It's fine, stop complaining."

You poked your head into the room to be met with the sight of a stylist fastening a choker shut around Jeongin's neck. You could tell it was too tight just from where you were stood, the chain was straining against his neck and he slotted a finger up between it to create some space.

"Take your hand out!"

The stylist moved to pull his hand away from the necklace and that was it for you.

"Better yet take it off." You marched into the room.

"Noona!"

The stylist spun around, clearly not expecting you to walk in and object to her choices.

"He can't, we- I pulled this specifically for him." She tried weakly.

Your hands fiddled with the clasp at the back of his neck to remove the chain. "Do I look like I care?"

The chain popped off and you let your fingers fall to red marks on his neck where it had already started to bite into his skin.

"Go on to the others Innie, I'll be there soon."

He nodded and left without another word.

You waited until you were sure he was out of earshot before addressing the stylist. "When my members tell you something isn't right, it is not your place to correct them and tell them to suck it up. This-" you held up the choker in front of her face. "Was a minor fix, I shouldn't have to interject because you think you know better than the person wearing whatever you picked out for them. Is that clear?"

The stylists head had dropped and she refused to meet your eyes but from the nodding of her head you took it that she did understand you.

You shook your head and marched out of the room, only remembering the original reason for your anger when Seungmin got a grip of your arm.

"Don't say anything, it's not a big deal."

"Seungmin-"

"Please Noona, don't make a big deal about it."

"Fine, I won't make a big deal about it."

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Sweat was running down your face, you'd lost count of the amount of times you'd ran the choreography full out and you weren't finished.

"Remind me why we let you choreograph again?" Felix gasped on the floor.

Hyunjin had taken it one step further and had starfished out, taking up as much of cold flooring that he could. "I think I'm dying."

You kicked him in response, "You're fine stop complaining."

"Tell me parents that I love them."

"You're so dramatic."

You picked up your phone to check the time, it was close enough to lunch and that was good enough for you. "Ok I give up, we can have lunch early before we go back to this. Someone start ordering, I'm going to ring Chan and see how he's doing."

You pushed yourself up and walked towards the door. "Order me anything, you know what I like. Use my card, it's in my bag."

"Don't need to tell me twice." Minho flipped your bag upside down, sending everything scattering to find your wallet before you changed your mind.

You shook your head as the door closed behind you, not the least bit surprised. You pulled up Chan's number and hit dial, the phone rang out so much that you were considering hanging up before Chan answered sounding breathless.

"Hello?"

"Hey, it's just me. Are you ok?"

"Bathroom. What's up?"

You wrinkled your nose, mentally thanking Chan for not answering his phone in the bathroom as too many members had already subjected you to that.

"Nothing, I was just ringing to check in. We're having lunch now so I just wanted to see how you're doing."

"I'm ok, I think I just needed to sleep it off."

"You need to sleep more, you stay up too late working."

Chan laughed down the phone, "You're one to talk, how many times have I found you in the practice room when I'm leaving at 5am?"

You bit back a grin, "We're not talking about me and my sleeping habits right now."

He hummed in response. "How's the day going? Any problems I should know about l?"

Now that made you hesitate.

"Y/N?" He pressed.

"No we're all good." He'd just stress more if he knew, in fact you wouldn't put past him to come down to the building despite being unwell. "Pretty uneventful."

"Ok well ring me if there's any problems."

You spotted two employees coming down the hall with a delivery of food. "I will, our lunch is here I'm gonna go."

"Ok enjoy, talk later."

"Bye Channie." You hung up the phone and pushed the door open for the people carrying the food in.

It wasn't until the food had been laid out though that you were confused. There looked to be only enough food for half of the group.

"I know I told you to use my card but I didn't think you'd worry about ordering loads on it. You should've ordered more, I though you'd be starving by now."

"We did order more." Minho's brow furrowed.

"What?"

"There was supposed to be another bags worth of food. It mustn't have been delivered."

"Ok start sorting that out, I'll go find out what happened. Maybe it's still at reception?"

However when you walked back out into the hallway, you absolutely did not expect to be greeted with the sight of the two staff members walking away clearly holding the missing bag of your lunch.

“Excuse me?”

They turned, eyes wide looking very much like deer caught in headlights.

“I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this and you’re not taking our food for no reason.”

Silence.

“Right.” You sighed and held your hand out.

“We just thought-”

“Thought what? That it was your place to decide how much food we were allowed? Are we on a diet that I haven’t been made away of?”

“No.”

“No? Well then clearly I should congratulate you on your recent promotion given that you feel you can make decisions on our meals without consulting us or our management.”

You held up your hand as one of them opened their mouth.

“I am not interested in whatever other excuses you want to give me. Just go.”

You watched them walk, if not run away from you. You glanced down at the bag of food in your hand, grip hard around the handle and inhaled sharply. Was this what Chan was talking about when he said he had to make sure everyone was ok? Dealing with snotty comments from stylists and makeup artists and employees who thought your looks and diets were their business? No wonder he was so burnt out all the time, dealing with this on top of producing, practices, filming and meetings.

No more.

You’d made up your mind about how to handle this before walking back into the boys.

You shoved the door open, no matter how hard you’d pushed down your anger today it wouldn’t disappear.

“Are you ok Noona?”

You stilled your voice before answering, “I’m about to go make a scene. Besides our food going missing, stylists and makeup artists making personal comments at you, does anybody have any other problems that they didn’t want to tell Chan about before I do this?”

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Chan sat next to you at the table in the meeting room, “Do you know what we’re doing here? This got put in last minute in my schedule.”

You shrugged in response.

JYP stood up at the head of the table, “Are we all here? Yes? Good. I know we’re all busy so let’s just get down to this. Following on from Y/N’s update yesterday, let me start this off by saying none of Stray Kids are currently on any diets or restricted on their food.”

Chan looked started, “Wait what?”

“We’ll also go over the staff changes and how Y/N will be more involved in who is allowed to work closely with the rest of the boys.”

“Staff changes?” Chan spun around to you. “I was gone one day, what did you do?”

You sipped on the coffee that was in front of you, “I looked after them.”

[euphoriaishername]

These are some of my favourite stories of Hong Joshua I've read so far!

Make sure to support these authors. I'll be adding more as time goes on.

Also find my other recommendations post of one-shots.

the royal gambit by @idyllic-ghost

Unveiling Hearts: The Law of Attraction by @idyllic-ghost

pushing and pulling by @hannieween

hoax by @lovelyhan

isohel by @toruro

108 hours by @strayed-quokka

Something Between Us by @thedensworld

Where you're convenient by @miabebe

Gentleman by @starlightxsvt

Snowflakes by @brownsugarbaybee

Anonymously Yours by @joonsytip

tell me that you love me [part 1] [part 2] by @wheeboo

too nice by @mochacoda

golden hour by @dkfile

royally screwed [part 1] [part 2] by @husbandhoshi

Just Like That by @kwanisms

Be My Sin by @miaoua3

HELP! My Neighbour is an Alien a Porn Star by @kwanisms

skin by @bratzkoo

fungal affairs by @starrdustshuas

Sweet Dreams by @wonusite

Calendar Killer by @miabebe

Vanilla [Chapter 1] [Chapter 2] [Chapter 3] by @milfgyuu

Break by @sailorsoons

blurring the lines by @amourcheol

My colleague thinks that pissing me off will get me to worship the ground he walks on by @linosbundles

'til god breaks the spell by @joshujin

FRIENDLY COMPETITION by @sanakiras

30 days, 30 dates by @keizethemoment

Almost Had You by @synity

[linoxpudding]

Morning Cuddles - Han Jisung

*gif credit goes to owner*

summary: your little moment with your boyfriend in the quiets of morning atmosphere gets interrupted

pairing: han jisung x reader

genre: fluff, established relationship

word count: 234 words

a/n: quokka is the cutest 😭 this was requested, hope you guys like it x

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morning cuddles series:

Chan Lee Know Changbin Hyunjin Felix Seungmin I.N

Masterlist

~°~

You woke up by the sounds of birds chirping outside his dorm room. Wrapped in the warmth of Jisung’s arms, you were completely content, your legs tangled with his under the blankets. His tee-shirt clad chest rose and fell beneath your cheek, and his fingers lazily traced shapes on your back.

“This is nice,” you murmured, snuggling impossibly closer.

Jisung hummed in agreement, pressing a sleepy kiss to your forehead. “So nice. Let’s just stay like this forever.”

A loud bang against the door shattered the peaceful atmosphere.

“Han! Get up! You’re gonna be late!” Minho’s voice rang out, followed by more impatient knocking.

Jisung groaned dramatically, tightening his arms around you. “Ignore him.”

You giggled, running your fingers through his messy hair. “We probably should—”

“Nope.” He cut you off with a quick kiss. Then another. Then another, until you were laughing softly against his lips. “See? Much better than getting up.”

More knocking. More impatience.

“Han Jisung! I swear if you’re still in bed—”

Jisung whined, burying his face in your neck like a stubborn child. “Hyung is ruining our moment.”

You laughed, pressing a kiss to his temple. “You do kinda have to go. You can't miss practice.”

“But I don’t want to,” he pouted, lifting his head just enough to steal another kiss.

The kiss was slow and sweet, filled with the kind of warmth that made getting up feel impossible.

“Han!” Minho’s voice was now dangerously close to irritation.

Jisung groaned dramatically, rolling onto his back and dragging you with him.

“Fine! I’m up! Happy?!”

Minho scoffed from the other side of the door. “I will break this door down if you’re lying.”

Jisung huffed, muttering something about Minho being too responsible before glancing down at you, still curled against his chest.

“Guess this means I really have to go.”

You nodded, feigning seriousness. “Unfortunately.”

Jisung pouted again, but before you could move, he kissed you one last time—soft, lingering, as if he wanted to make up for every second he had to spend away from you today.

Then, with a sigh, he finally sat up, muttering, “Hyung owes me for ruining my perfect morning.”

Minho’s voice rang out again. “I heard that, Han.”

You both laughed, and Jisung gave you one last squeeze before dragging himself out of bed.

You patted his cheek. "Go, my love. Be strong."

Jisung groaned before dramatically flopping onto your lap. "I CAN'T LEAVE YOU."

Minho rolled his eyes before saying, "alright, Romeo. Say your goodbyes and let’s go."

Jisung sulked, stealing one last kiss before Minho could bang the door again.

As the door shut, you could still hear Jisung’s whining. Giggling to yourself, you sighed and began to miss him already.

[ohmy-gojo]

kissy missy!

randomly smothering them with kisses ෆ : gojo, geto, nanami

gojo ♡

– he was finally doing his paperworks and sparing ijichi

– he looked really cute concentrated, randomly scrunching up his nose

– he could feel you coming behind him and honestly thought you were gonna scare prank him

– so he was ab to scare you instead but before that you attacked his face with flurry of kisses

– his heart literally melted

– but of course he didnt show it and started teasing you as always

– "cant keep your hands to yourself, pumpkin?"

– kissed you back with the same energy tho

– paperwork forgotten. ijichi doesnt appreciate it.

geto ⁠♡

– he was exhausted bc of cult duties

– he just came back home and laid down in the sofa, eyes closed

– you saw him distressed so of course like a caring girlfriend, you decided to help him out... with kisses.

– and you started pecking all over his face.

– he chuckled and bought you closer to him. "youre missing a spot right here, my love." and points to his lips.

– well how could you say no to him?

– this later turned into a cuddle and kisses session in the sofa

– hes now happy as a quokka. stress? whats that?

nanami ♡

– he was training his students

– he forgot his lunch so you were here to give him

– training was over and it was lunch break now, he was sweaty bc of the training

– so he just greeted you but without a kiss

– you really couldnt have that (and he looked so hot when he was sweaty with the upper buttons opened, sleeves rolled)

– so you just flung yourself upon him kissing all over his face (no one was there dw)

– he was surprised when you jumped on him quickly steadying you

– "darling, you shouldnt kiss me right now im sweating" "i don't care!" cue more smooches

– at this point he just let you and kissed you back as well

– you literally gave him energy with your kisses (and your meal)

– training was more hard. students werent happy.

pt 2 :

https://www.tumblr.com/ohmy-gojo/770402153489694720/randomly-smothering-them-with-kisses%E0%B7%86-pt-2?source=share

[beloveds-embrace]

John raises an eyebrow, and without lifting his eyes off his newspaper, he sighs.

"Alright, I'm done. Love, what's on my face?"

Your giggle is a soft, mischievous sound. One he is, (un)fortunately, all too familiar with. For the past hour, all you've done is look between him and your phone in almost regular intervals, laughing quietly to yourself.

"It's nothing serious, honey-"

And yet when he sets the newspaper down to glance at you, you only grin at him. "....Can you do something for me, John honey? It's very easy, I promise!"

John merely narrows his eyes a little, wary yet intrigued; a feeling that has become regular to him ever since you barrelled into his life. "You make me scared, doll-"

"It's harmless, I swear!" You sit up, eyes bright and eager. Waving your phone in your hand, you peer at him. "All you gotta do is give me one of your smiles. See? Very easy, just like I said."

He does as you ask, not at all surprised to hear the click of your camera. The delighted gasp is surprising, though.

John can't stop himself anymore; he leaps on top of you, quickly stealing your phone while you break out into laughter. "Wai- wait, John, honey, no-"

John is grinning, swiping through your phone and photos. First one is the picture you just took of him, smiling, and the one after that...

"You look exactly the same!" You cackle, latching on to John. He is so done with you- in a very exasperated, fond manner "You look exactly like a quokka!"

[ivyues]

Animal Fears: Stray Kids' reactions to their S/O's SKZOO phobia

Bang Chan (Wolf Chan – Wolfs)

You're watching a nature documentary together when a wolf howls on screen, and you instinctively flinch. Chris notices immediately.

“Wait… you’re scared of wolves?” he asks, suppressing a grin. 

You nod sheepishly, and he bursts out laughing. “Ya! Wolves eat sheep, you know,” you huff defensively, crossing your arms. “Brutally killing the lambs. Should I start worrying about how much meat you’re eating?”

Still laughing, he shakes his head. “I promise I’m not dangerous,” he says, flashing you an exaggerated innocent smile and wraps an arm around you. “Don’t worry, I’m only a pretend wolf. You’re safe with me.”

Lee Know (Leebit – Rabbits)

At the petting zoo, you freeze as a rabbit hops closer, its nose twitching curiously in your direction.

“Wait, you’re scared of rabbits?” Minho asks, slowly blinking in disbelief.

“They’re so… jumpy,” you admit nervously.

“But I am a rabbit!” he exclaims, gesturing to himself dramatically. “You’re scared of the fluffiest animal ever?”

You cross your arms defensively, trying to keep your composure. “By the way, rabbits can bite, you know,” you counter with a huff.

“Oh no,” he mocks with a dramatic gasp “But don't worry. I’m no wild rabbit - I don’t bite.”

Before you can respond, mischief flashes in his eyes. He leans in and pretends to nibble on your shoulder. You can’t help but burst into laughter, doubling over at his antics. 

Then, in a low whisper, he teases, “Unless you want me to.”

Changbin (Dwaekki – Pigs)

When Changbin finds out you’re scared of pigs, he’s initially confused.

“Wait, are you serious? Pigs? They’re so smart and cute!”

You explain nervously, “They eat anything, and sometimes… they can even be cannibals!”

Changbin stifles a laugh, trying not to make you feel bad. “Should I start oinking every time I walk into a room?” he teases, making you roll your eyes.

Later, he casually starts showing you pictures of his SKZOO, saying, “See? Dwaekki isn’t scary!” he insists, “Anyway,” he adds with a smirk, “Dwaekki is only 1% pig. The other 99% is pure cuteness and rabbit energy.

Hyunjin (Jiniret – Ferrets)

When Hyunjin learns you’re scared of ferrets, he gasps as if you’ve just revealed a deep betrayal.

“Ferrets are adorable! How could you be scared of them?” he exclaims, eyes wide with mock disbelief.

“They’re so squirmy and unpredictable,” you explain, shuddering at the thought.

Hyunjin immediately mimics a ferret’s movements, wriggling and twisting dramatically around you like some overzealous noodle.“Am I squirmy and unpredictable, too?” he asks, laughing when you swat at him.

 “They can also bite you!” you add defensively, pointing an accusatory finger.

Hyunjin gasps again, clutching his chest like he’s been mortally wounded. “I see how it is,” he says, his voice dripping with exaggerated sorrow. “My own girlfriend, terrified of my representative animal! Maybe… we’re not meant to be after all.”

You playfully slap him on the chest while laughing.

Han (HanQuokka – Squirrel) (I couldn't think of anything to fear about quokkas.)

As you’re walking through the park, you suddenly freeze at the sight of squirrels hopping around, your eyes widening. Han looks at you confused.

"Are you scared of the squirrels?" he asks, looking genuinely shocked.

You nod awkwardly, explaining, "They’re so aggressive here. They come up too close, and I’m just not a fan of how bold they are."

Han blinks at you, trying to process. "But… I’m sometimes compared to a squirrel." he exclaims, clearly surprised. "What about quokkas, then? Are you scared of them too?"

You smile, shaking your head. "No, quokkas are cute! No fear there."

He grins. "Good. I’m definitely more quokka than squirrel anyways."

Felix (Bbokkari – Chicks)

When Felix hears you’re scared of chicks, he’s in disbelief.

“Baby chickens? They’re tiny!” he says, looking at you like you’re joking.

You shiver a bit and explain, “They have beaks… they could poke you!”

Felix laughs, clearly amused. “Poke you? They’re so small, you could probably hold one in your hand!”

But then, with a playful smirk, he forms a beak with his hands, pressing them together in front of his face like a little chick.

While laughing, he taps you lightly with his hands, pretending to peck at you. You giggle and try to escape, but Felix keeps “pecking” at you with his hands, making soft, comical “peck-peck” sounds. 

Both of you laughing, you finally manage to dodge him, your heart racing from the mix of playfulness and laughter.

Seungmin (PuppyM – Dogs)

When you tense up upon seeing a dog at the park, Seungmin notices immediately. “Wait, you’re scared of dogs?” he asks, his eyes widening in surprise.

You shake your head and explain calmly, “Not exactly. It’s just… not all dog owners are responsible. I had a bad experience as a kid.”

Seungmin listens intently, nodding before offering a small, reassuring smile. “Well, you don’t have to worry about PuppyM. He’s very well-behaved,” he jokes lightly, trying to ease the tension.

The two of you continue walking, Seungmin subtly guiding you away from the dog’s path without making a big deal out of it. After a moment of quiet, he speaks again.

“Hey, you know… you’re not wrong. Some people shouldn’t have dogs if they can’t take care of them properly. But not every dog is like that.”

“I know. Thank you tho,” you smile, glancing at him.

He holds your gaze for a moment, his expression soft and comforting. Then, with a gentle nudge to your shoulder, he teases, “If you’re thanking me, does that mean I’m your emotional support human now?”

You tilt your head, a small grin tugging at your lips. “...or emotional support dog.”

I.N (FoxI.NY – Foxes)

When you admit you’re scared of foxes, Jeongin gasps dramatically.

“But foxes are like… fluffy and magical!” he says, eyes wide.

“They’re sneaky, and their laugh is creepy!” you reply, crossing your arms.

Jeongin stops and looks at you seriously. “Wait, does that mean my laugh is creepy? But I’m FoxI.Ny, I’m supposed to be cute!”

You raise an eyebrow and give him a playful smirk. "Well, your laugh is a bit sneaky. You do have that mischievous vibe, you know?"

Jeongin gasps again, clutching his chest dramatically. “Sneaky? I’m not sneaky! I’m just... mysteriously charming!”

You chuckle, shaking your head. "Yeah, always up to something."

masterlist

[akindaflora]

The Barter System

Bangchan (Idol) x Reader

Genre: Crack, Fluff

Warning: I did hop around from full names and nick names but I tried to stick to a few. But I think this is an overall SFW. pretty light hearted.

Description: You got tried of the other members of Stray Kids coming and stealing your man so you came up with a system to enjoy more time with him.

AN: A somewhat short post but I genuinely do love the barter system. Fun fact its how I've gotten most of my tattoos. I don't know how funny this will be but I had fun writing it so ITS FUNNY TO ME!

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“Okay Y/N I’ve got a chocolate bar and a Mogu Mogu drink. How many hours will that get me?” Han said after emptying out his bag. The value of the items was definitely appealing but not worth the price of what you have to offer. And Han knew better, his eyes grew big with hope you would catch him a break from your intense inspection. But you were trained for this wanting nothing but the best and this just didn't seem worthy of the price.

You raise your eyebrow, inspecting the brand of chocolate and flavor of drink but only sigh in distress. “At best this gets you 30 minutes of my time, your better than this Jisung you know what i have on the market is very valuable to me,” you said crossing your arms and leaning on the door of Chan's room. Jisung's eyes fell snapping at the truth your words brought.

Hearing a deep laughter in the room Chan only shook his head. Ever since you both got together you had always been slightly annoyed at the guys stealing Chan away especially when it was his off day. And you having a strong hardworking man of a boyfriend who always treated his members and you, of course, as his high priority. And you cherished his care for his career and his friends but was it a crime to not feel a bit annoyed when he never seemed to have a day off. Was it so wrong to want a monopoly on your hot boyfriend time? After mulling it over you could only come up with a no, so you came up with a system where they would have to barter something valuable for Chan's time.

Chan thought it was cute, he secretly loved how you wanted to cling to him a bit on his off days and he knew it had to be hard on you with his work. So he let you bring it up to the members and after some serious convincing and a PowerPoint, the boys were game. After each relationship milestone, the price for his time grew more and even if he found it ridiculous he’d allow it since it gave him more time to himself and you.

This time Han had come knocking after you two were cuddling and watching a movie. Saying he needed Chan for a few hours for some help with a track he was producing for his solo. But if he thought a simple chocolate bar and a fruity Mogu drink was enough. He was incredibly mistaken. At first, you were lenient on the offers wanting to get the boys excited but after the first love-yous and meeting the parents you grew more serious as the relationship grew. And things like this weren't gonna cut it.

“You drive a hard bargain Y/N,” he stood for a minute thinking what he could get that would be valuable enough.

“How about this, throw in the chocolate bar and the drink and and I’ll get you the Bang Chan accordion from ATE,” he said with a hopeful smirk.

You only laughed briefly, “I already have the Bang Chan accordion this ain’t my first rodeo quokka. Besides no product no Channie,” You said with a smirk crossing your arms. A slight thick New York accent peaking threw you've been practicing for these moments.

He only sighed in defeat, “I’ll be back L/N” he said walking away and pointing in your direction, “Just you wait I’ll have the deal of lifetime,” he said slowly creeping into the hallway before his back bumped into the wall. Maybe you all had watched wayyy too many Mafia movies, Chan thought to himself. But only laughed at your back and forth.

You laughed quickly before asking if he was alright to which he gave a thumbs up not before pointing again as you closed the door.

Turning around you jumped back on the bed to a laughing chan as you snuggled in close again. Him riddled with laughter.

“Baby I can’t with you,” he said still laughing at your antics. Before you could reply another knock came by. You only grumbled as you walked to the door this time A bald Kiwi holding a painting of Chan and you with a bag of Rose Tteokbokki. Your favorite, if anyone was really asking. Hyunjin seemed to always know what would pique your interest, this was a man who knew how to bargain.

You raised your eyebrows at the offer, “How long” you simply said not giving away your interest in what he had to offer. But at the sound of a simple phrase Jinnie knew he had you.

“Only two hours, I would like Channie to advise on a personal problem I’m having.” Your heart softens a little at the words. Granted, this would have definitely bought Hyunjin at least five hours, but he didn’t need to know that, did he?

Wanting to drag this deal out a little you asked about the goods, "When did you paint this?" you asked truly curious.

"I've got a few things in stock for moments like these." Is all he said hands in pockets rocking back and forth as you held the items. After looking closely you nodded at his preparation and skills.

You looked back at Chan who only nodded at the decent offer before looking at a hopeful ferret.

“Okay you have until,” looking at your watch “8:22,” you said grabbing the items. “If he not back by then I will be coming to repossess what’s mine,” You said. He only quickly nodded shaking your hand at the deal being sealed as you motioned Channie to follow Hyunjin.

Grabbing the items you lay the painting on Chan's bed and carefully took the takeout out of the bag as you ate at his desk. Grinning big at your treasures. Chan only shook his head and giggled before kissing your head and following Hyunjin out of the room.

As you settled into eating another knock came. You opened the door to a desperate Han with a stuffed animal in one hand and Doonie, one of the three Lee Knows cats in hand.

“Okay so how about this stuffed animal, Lee Know cat and the chocolate and the drink,” he said with hopeful eyes.

You only sighed, “One this would have bought you three hours at the most. Two does Minho, know you have his cat, and three you're too late Jinne already traded me two hours for takeout and this hand-painted photo of us.” you said showing him the painting with pride.

Han only cursed but before he could reply a loud Ya was heard. You peeked your head out to see an angry Lee Know with a wooden spoon rushing towards Han. You quickly ducked back into the room closing the door. To only hear a loud meow and a scream from Han as he was trying to run away. Key word tried.

TWO HOURS LATER

You had been lying on Chan's bed as you went to find another show to watch. The door opened to a smiling Chan as he saw you tucked into his bed. He only ran to jump in and cuddle you close. He nuzzled his head into your neck taking a whiff of your scent and sighing as you giggle at his antics.

“Is Jinne alright?” you asked after finishing laughing, “yeah he was just stressed about some work things.” He said after a few minutes of hiding into your neck. He finally got changed as he slipped under the covers pulling you close. His strong arm secures you in his warmth. You sighed in bliss at the sound of his heart close to your ear and the soft circles he rubbed into your back. Your version of Heaven already manifested before your eyes.

“Oh yeah by the way what was that screaming I heard earlier,” he asked curiously probably too focused on helping Jinne he didn’t even care to check.

You giggled at the memory, “Han tried to trade you for one of Lee Know's cats and I guess he didn’t ask because Lee Know came running down the hall with a wooden spoon. I closed the door before he could so I don’t really know if Han ever made it to safety,” you said looking off into the distance as if still questioning Han safety.

He leaned back to look at you for a hot second even blinking trying to see if you were lying but when he only found the truth, he bubbled over with laughter. You could fill the ripples of his joy that shook his body. His laugh was so contagious you laughed with him thinking of the sight you saw.

Man did you love the barter system. And you loved Chan truly the best of both worlds.

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After writing notes : Hope this was enough Crack for you! I truly wonder if Han actually made it to safety? I couldn't help but think what would I do if I had a busy bee of a boyfriend like Chan, who was needed by literally everyone and I think if he was truly game maybe this would work. What do you think?

-Yaya

[aethelwyneleigh27]

Dad!Simon "Ghost" Riley Imagines List

Before you ask, yes I been meaning to use @ave661 renders ever since she posted the Dad!Ghost part 2. Did I use most of them in this post? You know damn well I did.

Did I put in so much work into this one post? Yes. Am I going to be upset if it doesn't do as well as the ones I didn't put much effort in (Ahem the quokka Price imagine)? Also yes.

Tagging people who I think would like this: @puff0o0, @blingblong55. Honestly that was it but if y'all wanna be tagged in the next post then tell me in the replies :)

Parings: Ghost x Wife!Reader

❥ Dad!Simon who values nothing else over spending time with you and your child, even if it's something as simple as him and your little one laying down on your lap while you watch tv together. (Top left pic 🥺)

❥ Dad!Simon who gives the baby a bath for the first time, doing his best not to get soap in their eyes. Him rubbing the baby's head gently with his thumb to wash the suds off the little one's head and hair while they look up at him and coo.

❥ Dad!Simon who had a heart attack the moment he heard the baby cough while they're still in the baby bath net. He just turned away for a second to grab the towel behind him, the one moment he took his eyes off them, the little rascal tried to drink the bath water.

❥ Dad!Simon who's ever so gentle with dressing the baby, they're too little and too fragile in his eyes. Watching the baby try to chew on their own fist while he puts their little socks on. (Matching skeleton mittens for the little baby 🥺)

❥ Dad!Simon who loves hearing his baby let out such loud giggles whenever he kisses them, it's music to his ears to hear his little one let out such a hearty laugh, their little arms and legs flailing because their face is being tickled by his stuble.

❥ Dad!Simon who absolutely adores when his baby attempts kissing him or you (their momma) because it's basically just them having their tiny hands on his or your face while they're open-mouthed and almost headbutting their little lips on either yours or your husband's face.

❥ Dad!Simon who absolutely love nap time, mainly because he takes the naps with them. Nothing more sweet than waking up with the little one's life you two brought to this world.

❥ Dad!Simon who you found awake in the middle of the night to put the baby back down to sleep.

"Come on now pumpkin, you should let your momma rest. She's extremely tired of taking care of both of us.." Simon whispers while he cradles the baby in his arms, trying to lull them back to sleep.

You couldn't help but smile, knowing that what you do doesn't go unappreciated.

"I would never get tired taking care of you two" You said in a hushed tone, making Simon's head snap to the doorway.

To see you, his loving wife look at him as if he was the most important thing in this world reminded him if why he wanted to marry you a few years back.

❥ Dad!Simon who receives a video you sent him while he's deployed of the baby waking up from a nap.

❥ Dad!Simon who doesn't notice you in the room while you were trying to collect laundry, he was working out, you caught him doing push ups and your baby's attempts in copying their dad.

❥ Dad!Simon who bought the baby a little stuffie that they now are emotionally attached to and bring everywhere, yeah the baby constantly signals Simon to kiss the stuffie too.

❥ Dad!Simon who had to train Riley not to lick the baby so much because dog slobber and even though Riley was well behaved, poor thing didn't have much of a self-control the first time you guys brought the baby home.

❥ Dad!Simon who thinks it's absolutely adorable that his little one likes Riley so much.

"Dada!" The baby called out for Simon.

"Dada, Ri-ley" They said, pointing out a little finger to your family dog.

"Yeah pumpkin, that's Riley" Simon said, letting the little one make a beeline and waddled quickly towards Riley, giving the dog a hug with their tiny arms.

❥ Dad!Simon who spends forever looking for the skull part of his mask only to find the baby trying to chew on it, couldn't really blame them because the sight was cute and he knew how agitated they were with teething.

❥ Dad!Simon who constantly washed his gloves and almost never took it off during your baby's teething stage because god they were a strong biter. The gloves helped cushion the pain of the bites a lot.

❥ Dad!Simon who swore his heart was about to burst when he saw you and the baby meet him before he was able to go home after deployment for a surprise. (Of course Price was the one who set it up, he wanted to see his grandchild (might as well be)

"Dadadada–dada—da" Your baby squealed out while reaching out, recognizing Simon almost too fast even with the mask on.

"Pumpkin," Simon says as he takes your baby out of your arms and into his "–yeah, dada's here now. Missed me like I missed you?" Simon asks the baby as if they could actually respond.

The little one let out a happy little gurgle, hands reaching out for Simon's face.

"I'll take that as a yes" Simon tenderly kisses the top of the baby's head through his balaclava.

❥ Dad!Simon who loves baby hugs, the tiny little arms providing a bit of warmth while he holds his baby in his, rubbing their little head with his gloved hand and fingers.

Taskforce interacting with little Ghostie

[dumbbitchgalore]

✨My thoughts on old man!Price✨

Part 1

Part 2

God, where do I begin?

Old man!Price is a tattered retired military man who decides to move to the countryside of England

His house is surrounded by bushes filled with red roses, a mocking remainder of the red liquid that blemish his hands

A small pudge of fat forms on his hairy abdomen from the lack of training and the endless pints of beer that he drinks.

He spends most of his time cleaning up the shrubbery around his house and other mundane tasks to fill his day so he wouldn't be bored out of his mind.

And then there's you.

Wide-eyed and brimming with curiosity.

You walk pass his house everyday just to get a glimsp of the burly man who moved into the little town where everyone knows everyone and no one gets passed anyone.

Expect for John, sneaky bastard.

One day, you huff in frustration as you stand in front of his gate, kicking a pebble out of annoyance

Now that doesn't go unnoticed by John, as if anything ever did.

So he does what any mentally sane person does and decides to for once in his life let loose and do something different

And that's what he does.

He goes outside, gives you his signature quokka smile and extends his hand.

You stand there dumbfounded. He's actually interacting with you?!

This is not how this was supposed to go!

You just wanted to see the man, not talk to him!

You nervously shakes his hand giving him a soft smile

And that was the start of you on your knees with his heavy limp dick resting over your face as she moans in delight

It's not like it happened in a day

It took months of coaxing and sweet-talking from John to get you hear

And oh how his words fuelled your praise kink

You slobber all over his cock, blowing bubbles of saliva while blowing him

And you can't help it yourself

His cock is just too good to not give it all your attention!

His fat senile cock is more than enough to keep you happy and full

And not to mention the cockwarming

Sure it might me a bit difficult to shove it into your dripping pussy but once it's in, be mindful that you're gonna be there for a while

It's so soft and warm and ooey-gooey

John worries and insecurities all fly away seeing how much you like his dumb cock

And every once in a while, you can feel it twitch inside of you and you shiver in delight

And sometimes you may even get a drop of two of his useless cum inside of you

By hey, cum is cum and John's cum is a blissful luxury

[strayingawayy]

midnight melodies

...where a droopy eyed jisung lulls his crying baby girl to sleep

it was 3 am, and han jisung was starting to lose his grip on reality. in his arms, their newborn daughter was wailing at the top of her tiny lungs, and he, half-asleep, was desperate for anything to calm her down.

“okay... okay,” he muttered, bouncing her gently. “you’re just... hungry, right? yeah, that’s it.”

she screamed louder in protest.

“alright, alright,” he said, rocking back and forth. “no food. no bottle. what do you want, sweet girl?”

she stared up at him, her tiny fists clenched, as if mocking him.

jisung took a deep breath, glancing around the nursery like it held all the answers. he spotted her han quokka plushie on the shelf and grabbed it. “okay, quokka, let’s try you.”

he held it up to her, but she screamed even louder.

"aish. so you're rejecting daddy and daddy in animal form too huh?," he said with a tired laugh. "huh ...maybe something... softer."

his mind was a blur. but then, it hit him. a song. he could sing her to sleep. he was han jisung, after all. how hard could it be?

taking a deep breath, he started softly, his voice still a little hoarse from lack of sleep.

“you are my sunshine, my only sunshine…” he sang, his tone gentle and shaky and accent prominent but soft.

the baby hiccupped mid-cry and paused for a brief moment, staring up at him with wide eyes.

“you make me happy when skies are grey,” he continued, growing more confident.

her cries had slowed down, and her tiny hand reached up as if to feel the vibrations of his voice.

“you’ll never know dear, how much i love you...” jisung crooned, his voice growing softer as his exhaustion began to catch up to him.

the baby’s eyes fluttered, her little face calming.

jisung grinned, his sleepiness fading as he realized his voice was finally working. "see? told you i was a pro," he whispered to her, though he could barely keep his eyes open.

just then, you walked in, rubbing your eyes and stifling a yawn. "you’re still at it?" you asked, glancing at your daughter, who was now dozing peacefully in jisung’s arms.

jisung, eyes half-closed, smiled triumphantly. “i’m a lullaby legend, love .”

you raised an eyebrow. “uh-huh. you sure it wasn’t just that song?”

jisung blinked, the reality of the situation sinking in. “i mean... yeah. probably.”

you chuckled softly and, feeling the need for a quick snack, went to the kitchen. but when you returned a few minutes later, the sight you saw made you pause in the doorway.

there was jisung, curled up in the crib with their baby girl, both fast asleep. he’d somehow managed to fit himself in the small space, one arm around her, his head resting gently on the edge of the crib. his breathing was slow and peaceful, a contented smile on his face. the baby, snug in his arms, had the faintest of smiles on her face as well.

you stepped closer, careful not to wake them, and stood there for a moment, completely taken by the warmth of the scene. the man you loved, the one who had been so anxious earlier, was now completely at ease, his little girl in his arms as if they’d been doing this forever.

you couldn’t help but smile. "well, i guess you are her sunshine too, sweetheart," you whispered to yourself, a soft laugh escaping your lips.

you carefully adjusted the blanket over them and kissed both jisung and your daughter’s foreheads, your heart full of love. then, you whispered, "sleep tight, you two."

and as you left the room, the soft glow of the night and the gentle hum of peace filled the air, your little family finally at rest.