#hes cute as helllllllllllll

[nspdr-neo]

Local girl kisser Eden is last on the list for the bimbo pranks, but just as Arei and Whit get ready to watch the results, a bimbofied, and very angry Hu catches them. While Whit manages to escape Arei is not so lucky, and Hu decides the best punishment is a taste of her own medicine.

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

This was it...the finale of their greatest prank ever!!

It's been a fun ride - watching their entirety of their female classmates turn into such slutty bimbos, and even great seeing the guys (and Nico) get swept up in the prank as well.

But now it was time for things to end...in the hottest of ways. Once Eden finished eating that bimbo-tonic laced cake, both were eager to see how much 'cake' Eden was bound to have in those shorts of hers.

However, since there focus was so on Eden, they didn't realize who was walking right behind them. Least, up until Hu had grabbed Arei from behind. Sending her head right back into those jiggly mounds of her that weren't even constrained by her dress given how big they were now.

"Got youuuuuuuuu!! Like, listen her little girl and boy!! It hit me while giving Nico their good morning smooch sesh!! You did...something to me!! I think? Anyways, time to punish this bad, bad, bad girl~"

"Lemme go you whore!!!! Whit!! Help meee!!" Upon seeing his partner in crime captured, he turned on his heel and bolted from the scene!!!

"!!!! Whit!! You pussy ass motherfuck-!!!!" Before Arei could finish her cuss out of the matchmaker, Hu had shifted her to have her face buried in those soft, silky, mounds of her.

"No swearing young lady!!" Arei groaned in Hu's bust. How could this get any worse?

Clap, clap, clap, clap~

"Huuuh, like, what's 'sup~ What's all the noise out here? Ooooh~ Nice rack going on there, Hu and Arei too!!! Look at those yummy thighs!!" Before Arei knew it she felt a hand grope her bare leg from behind and squeeze it. Earning a mortified, yet a bit turned on, squeal from Arei.

"Cute~ Say, do you got any good that totes tasted sweeter than last time you ate it?"

"Totally, girl~ Though why you wanna know?"

"...Cause I think little Rei-Rei needs something to eat~" Scooping up Arei bridal style, the bowler was forced to her fate as Hu's grip was too strong to resist!!!

...Okay, well that and she ended getting a good look at Eden's new state. While her height hadn't really changed or much of her upper body, she did have a new hyper doughy butt that pretty much reduced her shorts to being glorified thongs, with her ass hanging out and clapping as the newly energetic bimbo raced back into the cafeteria.

To make the final bimbo~

(Later on)

"GHHH!!! S-soooooooooooooooorryyyyyyyyy!!! I sh-shouldn't have ran awaaaaaaaay!!! Sorrr-!!!!"

"Gawwwwwwwd!! Keep you lying shit lips shut already and take your fucking punishment!!!!"

"Y-yeaaaah~ Take it aaaaalll~"

It didn't take much effort to find Whit, not with Arei being so pissed at the twink she was running all over the area to find him. Catching him in the playground area, the bimbofied Arei - who didn't even bother with a shirt to cover up her new F-cups and whose legs became 10x plumper - was currently smushing Whit's head with her new thighs. All while Eden was providing support by twerking all over his very erect dick at the moment.

"Awww, that's my girls!! Make him pay~"

"H-hu-! Fucking Helllllllllllll!!!" David moaned out. The motivational speaker had been caught by happenstance onto the lewd scene, and ended up being snagged by Hu. Wanting to 'celebrate' herself, it was a quick matter in pinning David down by her own heavy jugs and giving his slick dick a real good titjob~

Such ends the tales of the Despair Time Bimbos~

[sinzkiller]

-Random Bleach group chat-

Iba created a group chat

Iba change the "group chat" to "Shinigami Men's Association"

Iba added Iemura

Iba added Omaeda

Iba added Akon

Iba added Kira

Iba added Hisagi

Iba: ATTENTION, ATTENTION, SINCE WE CAN'T USE ANY HALL FOR OUR GATHERING SO I WILL USE THIS CHAT GROUP AS OUR MAIN PLATFORM FOR COMMUNICATION.

Akon: AYE AYE SIR!

Kira: Is there anything you want to share with us today, Iba-san?

Iba: Lately, our association club has been experiencing a lack of funds. It's such a pain in the ass for us.

Iba: In the world of living, you will get paid or get money from your fans if you're famous.

Iba: I hope you know what I mean, we need to be famous among all soul reaper in Seireite. How do we do that? Well it's easy... Just take a picture of ourselves doing such a sexy and manly pose and publish it 😎

Iba: Like this picture of Kira and Hisagi!

Iba:

Hisagi: Honestly....I look so handsome there, no wonder bunch of cute girls kept looking at me lately 😎

Omaeda: Hmmm I see, I'll join you guys later, I'm still busy with something else

Iemura: Heh, no problem, but I'm still busy right now

Iemura: Captain Unohana need us squad 4 to assist her right now 💀

Omaeda left the Shinigami Men's Association

Iemura left the Shinigami Men's Association

Kira: 💀

Iba: Hmmm...well Ukitake taicho can do all of that easily since he's so famous..but he's currently not in a good health :(

Iba: That's why..I need bunch of strong, handsome and trusted men(aside from myself) to help me out... For our association

Hisagi: ANYTHING FOR OUR ASSOCIATION, IBA-SAN!

Iba: I like your spirit!

Iba:Now... People are interested in something that they never see before...not something..but someone.. someone mysterious and very secretive

Akon: Just like my captain?

Iba: YES YES. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

Iba: I want your captain, to join us today, pleaseeeeeeee 🥺

Akon: I don't think he's interested in whatever we're doing now, plus he's such a busy man you know..

Iba: Fine, I bet he's not that handsome after all

Mayuri added Mayuri to Shinigami Men's Association

Mayuri: I am not interested in whatever you weirdos doing, but since I took that as an insult, I will dissect you and maybe put you in the jar :)

Kira: DID HE JUST ADDED HIMSELF TO THIS GROUP???

Kira: WHAT THE..

Iba:

Mayuri: Oh so this is what you have been doing during your free time, Akon?

Akon: 💀

Mayuri: That's fine. Well if you guys wonder how do I looks like, why don't you come to my lab now :)

Kira: Nope, no thanks

Hisagi: FOR THE SAKE OF THIS ASSOCIATION I'LL GO

Kira: HISAGI NOOOOOOOOO THAT'S A TRAP 🪤 🪤 🪤 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Iba: I WILL SAVE YOU HISAGI, WAIT FOR ME!!!

Iba: I'll bring the camera too, time to be "paparazzi" and capture a rare images of captain Kurotsuchi ;)

Kira: WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLL IBA-SAN!!!!!!!!!

Akon: Oi wtf 🚬 🗿

_____________________

As Hisagi arrived at 12th Division's lab, he saw Mayuri standing there with scalpel in his hand.

"Hehe..... What a coincidence I need someone to test my new drugs" :)))))))

"SO IT WAS A TRAP?" Hisagi shouted and panic.

Mayuri laughed and says "It was this easy to capture a fool like you, sit quietly and I'll inject this drug—" before he could finish the sentence, a familiar voices heard from outside the lab.

"I WILL SAVE YOU HISAGI, WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, HERE , GRAB MY FRIENDSHIP ROPE NOW HISAGI" Iba shouted

Mayuri, Kira and Akon are tired with all of this shit 💀

[goldenkirstein]

so.....takemichi.....26 year old......mhm......yes.....yes......mhm

[binniedeactivated]

txt reactions. || 👾👾

as dads... 👨🏻‍🍼

a/n; i’m sorryyy i’ve been in a fluffy mood lately I haven’t posted smut in a while but I promise I will! enjoy this though <3

soobin -

bro, he’s the clueless dad

doesn’t know anything about being a parent. is lazy about preparing to be a dad but he has a few tricks up his sleeve

everything would fluster the hell out of him. when the baby poops, when the baby pees, when they baby pukes, or when the baby cries he’d get surprised about it every single time as if it doesn’t happen

you know those type of dads where everything is literally a learning moment for them? yes, that’s soobin

is a dorky dad

his children will most likely own him, he won’t own his children

type of dad that gets beat up by his toddler kids for absolutely nothing

they walk in and kick him in the shin while he’s cooking

or pull his hair while he’s trying to read to them before bed

feel like his daughter would be the exact replica of him like seriously, would have his his whole entire face and matching dimples

with that being said, is an absolute sucker for his daughter

gives her anything she wants even if she’s a spoiled brat he’s scared to say no

needs his wife to teach him how to put his foot down

i feel like soobin’s son would be wild asf lmao

repeats every inappropriate thing that soobin says

“daddy? what does bullshit mean?”.

will scold his kids if they’re acting too wild but they never listen to him so it doesn’t really matter

again, he needs his wife to help discipline the kids

i know it can be quite common for parents of color (minorities) to hit their children but in my opinion I don’t really think soobin would hit his kids all that much

he  would pay a lot of attention to them though and know them like the back of his hand but he can’t really control the shit that goes on in his wild household

his wife will mainly come home every night to a messy kitchen and messy living room with soobin passed out on the couch and the kids curled on top of him snoring

all in all he loves them though, they’re his babies <3

yeonjun --

honestly, yeonjun is a pretty attentive father

i think he would be veryyyyy playful and affectionate

would want to do EVERYTHING with the baby

want to cook, want to clean, want to watch tv, want to talk to him/her and hold them all the time

has separation anxiety when his children are away from him for too long

even if he’s at work he’ll face time his wife often just so he can see the baby

if he takes his kids to the park he’s literally watching their every move

will still hug and kiss them on their cheeks and forehead no matter how old they get

extremely overprotective

no really, don’t touch yeonjun’s babies unless you want to die

protects his daughter from anyone that tries to date her

i think yeonjun’s son would most likely pick up one of his talents and his daughter will pick up the other

his son can sing and his daughter could dance, vice versa

encourages them to follow their dreams

supports anything and EVERYTHING they

definitely documents everything lmao, even if it’s small he’ll record or take a picture

will make a photo album of all of his children’s achievements

is the type of dad that’s always talking about his kids

literally fr--he mentions them in every conversation

he’s just a proud dad alright? don’t judge him

i think yeonjun’s children would be extremely well behaved and well kept 

mostly because yeonjun doesn’t play around LMAO

nah fr, he’s a dad that knows how to scold and punish. his kids know better than to cross him

gives his kids anything they want

takes them on vacations allllll the time 

universal studios, disney world, legoland, you name it and he already booked the trip

honestly the type of dad that’s always somewhere having fun with his kids and posting photos on social media

is IN LOVE with being a dad

beomgyu --

lmao beomie is the cool dad

literally will talk to his baby like he/she is grown 

“i’m tired of this show. you want to watch netflix? big mouth has a new episode”.

“can you stop crying? that’s weird. all you did was pee. you’re acting you’re a baby or something”.

“why don’t you just use words? tell me when you’re hungry. stop acting like you can’t talk”. (his baby is literally 2 months old)

loves sleeping with his babies the most. loves when they cuddle with him in bed and just fall asleep in his arms and on his chest

plays with them all the time, chasing them around the house playing laser tag or ‘the floor is lava’ lmao

loves playing video games with them, doesn’t let them win just because they’re young

will literally beat them in every game with no remorse, he just tells them they have to learn how to beat him

when they’re older he’ll literally let them do whatever they want 

“dad can I go to a party?”.  “sure whatever”.

“dad I’m going to a club with my friends”.  “alright. be safe”.

“dad I think I’m pregnant”.   “damn how that happen? I hope your baby’s father isn’t ugly tbh”.

is the type of dad that will lie to his wife about their children’s bad grades to save their asses

always sugar coats the parent teacher conferences to his wife, telling her that they’re the star students (even if they’re bad as hell)

laughs when one of his kids curse

teaches them the cheat codes to getting what they want in life

his kids ADORE him lmfao

is the most understanding and caring dad there is

taehyun --

strict dad who is a good listener lmao

i think taehyun would be more prepared when he knows he’s about to be a parent. of course he knows he doesn’t know everything but this man would be so prepared lmao

literally would do research on different things just to try and get a better understanding of how children’s minds work

his kids would be baby geniuses please

his daughter would be playing mozart on the piano at the age of two

his son would be a mathematician at four

LMAO i feel like his kids would be smart and mean ASF

literally the bougie kids at school with the latest clothes and shoes and don’t want to associate with the dumber kids

spoiled ROTTEN by taehyun will literally call him for the smallest inconvenience

“dad can you put more money on my credit card? I’m feeling sad today”

“dad I need a spa day”.

and yes taehyun will do these things for them at the drop of a dime

i feel like he’s the type of dad that knows everything, literally can’t outsmart him

if one of his children lies he already knows that they’re lying and already has evidence to prove it

I don’t think any of his children would ever lie to him though lmao taehyun don’t play that shit

type of dad that will allow his spoiled ass kids to live in his house for as long as they want without requiring them to move out

absolutely weak for them

will set up bank accounts and college funds for them

literally does EVERYTHING for them i cannot stress this ENOUGH

will buy their first apartment if they want it

will buy them their first cars

taehyun’s kids : part time job? what’s that?

type of dad that his kids can talk about anything and everything with and they love him for it

can be a crackhead dad too, will do the craziest shit to make his kids laugh

his kids are his world <3

kai --

lmfao i feel like kai is the fine line between being prepared and not knowing what the fuck to do every second

literally needs his wife because he’ll get anxiety trying to make big decisions for them

i think he would be at his prime parenting during the toddler stage since he has a lot of energy. he would bring his kids to trampoline parks and bounce house places allllll the time

his kids’ fondest childhood memories would be somewhere in a bounce house jumping and having fun with their dad

would also love turning on a soft playlist and have coloring sessions with them

is the type to make his kids dress like him, oversized sweaters, baggy jeans and cute sneakers

would buy his kids matching outfits and toys

also would be big on accessories i think. would love buying them cute backpacks, lunchboxes, and pens and pencils lmao

i think kai’s children would be chaotic as helllllllllllll

extremely hyperactive and don’t know the concept of bedtime

has frequent food fights in the kitchen

whenever they take a bath they get suds all over the floor

they eat and nap in the kitchen cabinets even though kai specifically told them not to do that

kids would be EXTREMELY cute so it would always be hard for kai to scold them

his version of scolding is literally, “hey don’t do that”. will never yell or hit

can never find a babysitter for when him and his wife have date nights because his children are always on a rampage

and when they do have do have date nights his children always find a way to facetime him fifteen hundred times about nothing

i think out of all kids, kai’s kids would be the baddest ones in school just because of the contrast lmfaoo

his son draws curse words on his desk

his daughter gets into fights all the time

parent teacher conferences are the funniest because kai is smiling no matter how bad the teacher says his kids are

literally cannot control them LMAO

but they’re so funny and sweet to him he can’t help but become weak for them

when they’re older though I feel like they’ll mellow out only a little but still kinda rebellious 

kai is a positive dad who tries his absolute best lmao but he loves them with all his heart <3

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 17 + 18.11.20 lbs

17.11.20

“aaj ki duniya mein, stupid usse kehte hain hain, jo dimaag se lene waale faisle ko dil se le. aur woh kaun hai? main teen options deta hoon, haan?”

“riddhima.”

“riddhima.”

“ aur, riddhima!”

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

we love a cute evil bean.

“aaj tak jab bhi koi problem mein padi hoon toh sabse aage tumhara haath aage badhaa hai, vansh” uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you mean to push you INTO the goddamn problem right???? like i get not wanting to speak ill of the dead and all BUT THIS B IS BEING RIDICULOUS the way she’s whitewashing him.

ok fwding through the pointlessness of riddhima and kabir/AP. riddhima overheard the tail end of their evil mwahahahaha we shall succeeeeeed!!!!! convo and was like what you ppl talking about and kabir distracts her with his chikni chupdi baatein.

but her husband is dead, not her shakkiness. so riddhima is sus as helllllllllllll about ex bee-eff.

mummy is wary of her but kabir getting too complacent. vinaash kaale vipareeeeet buddhi. 

kabir made a ridiculously tinyass cake for this wholeass fam, lol.

aslkjdlsakjdlaksjdlksajd the reactions:

these two need to team up against kabir alreadyyyyyyyyy.

kabir trying reallllllllllll hard to jataofy haq and rishta and literally everyone here looks like they’d rather kiss a COVID positive person on the mouth.

ishani has hadddddddddddddddd it. yes sis, go offfffff.

that part where she said forget taking vansh bhai’s place, i won’t even ever regard you as a brother. that hit him hardest. itnaaaa bhi koi obsessed hota hai kya bhai manwaane ke liye????

dadi apologizing to kabir and riddhima is like uh actually i think ishani was right. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM LOVING IT.

she’s rubbing it in some more that you may be mummyji’s son and all, but you’ll never take vansh’s place. ever.

oh man he’s cryingggggggggg about it. i feel kinda bad.

NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S PERFECTLY GOOD CAKE YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATHHHHHHHHH. murdering ppl, i overlooked, BUT DESTROYING CAKE?!!?!?!?!? I CANNOT TOLERATE!!!!!!!!!!

he’s now fucking losing it over ishani “insulting” him and not calling him “bhai”. bro, baawla ho gaya hai kya???? you waited allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll these years to play this long game and now are blowing it all coz you can’t hold your horses once you got into the damn house????????/  like............... it’s just soooooo fucking dumbbbbbbbb. this is literally hour 3 on the very first day!!!!! 

riddhima has started snooping around again. literally just stopped for 13 days when vansh died and now that the terhvi is over, it’s back to business for nancy drew.

got kabir’s wallet that he dropped.

lmao who this desi james franco lookalike???

while kabir is gonna do some sabotage-y shit to ishani........... seriously dude, why don’t you just chill , use their unlimited wifi, swim in the pool, just fuckin relax for one hot second?????????

even anupriya is like dude, get your head in the game, focus on the business and money instead of this bs.

but nope. kabir wants to replace vansh PRONTO. ok good luck with that bro.

 the day not far when this maa daa ladlaa does her kaam tamaam too. mark my words.

riddhima sees kabir entering ishani’s room and follows him and he disappeared.

ofc. hiding behind one of these oh so conveniently placed highback chairs. LITERALLY WHY DO YOU FUCKS HAVE THESE DUMBASS MUSIBAT-CREATING CHAIRS IN THIS DAMN HOUSE???

kabir crawling out and like mwahahahahahaha TUM SACH TAK KABHIIIIIIIIII NAHI POHUNCH PAOGIIIIIIIIIIIIII when we know she does by the end of this ep.......... seriously, brain fucking rot this boy has gotten.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kabir’s wardrobe has been changed to suits. FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????/ I LIKED HIS OLDDDDDDD STYLE. rrahul ko abhi hot kar diya toh vishal ko (currently tolerable, but soooooon to get atrangi i’m fucking sure) suits mein ghusa diya. WHY CAN’T I HAVE THEM BOTH LOOKING HOT AT THE SAME TIME???????????

dadi’s like looking snappppy my boy, come let me take nazar off.

lol kabir knows this is all a ploy by riddhima to keep them engaged here as she snoops around.

“riddhima phir koi khurafaat karne mein lagi hai kya?????” lmao neki aur pooch poochhhhhh???

yup. riddhima up to her usual shit. vansh must be smiling glaring down from the heavens so proud of his lil snoop.

why’s this stuff just lying here by the pool so randomly????

riddhima also asking the same thing, how mummy just left all these things here so carelessly. BY JOVE, GIRLS; THIS ONE JUST NEEDED NO MAN IN HER LIFE TO HAVE HER BRAIN START WORKING. THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST CLEAR HEADED I HAVE EVER SEEN THIS CHICK BE. PROOOOOF. FUCKING PROOOOOOOOOOOF THAT WOMEN JUST THRIVE LIKE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ONCE YOU REMOVE MEN AND THEIR COMPLETE FUCKERY FROM THEIR LIVES.

yup. she found the reciept and got it verified from the shop it was brought from, that this stuff is brandddd new.

aaaaaaaand figured out that the letter is in kabir’s handwriting. never been prouder of my little dumbass!!!!!!!!

——————————————————————— 

18.11.19

alternating between menacing growling and mwahahahahaha we are successful and riddhima being like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and i’ll never let you hurt my familyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

that’s it. that’s literally it.

i mean yeah she runs into ishani’s room and kinda saves her too. but yeah, that’s it.

———————————————————————

precap:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!