#hes also ofc gonna start crying bc he missed his fam but ahhhh

[missdarhk]

(sorry it took me so long to respond to this 💀)

YEAH I was so addicted to it but then it got banned and it just. lost its spark. the spell was broken. tumblr just has more cool stuff

WAIT I KINDA LOVE THAT FOR PHYSICS TEACHER ARES. slightly sad now that we changed his profession (but I feel like the new one is just very him) bc that's SO CUTE. and it makes so much sense too bc as the younger brother he admired her so much growing up. see now I also want to see florist aphrodite. actually give me an ares/aphrodite au where she's a florist and he's a teacher. that's so cute. ALAS I think I can say it bc it's not like it's a big spoiler or anything, we decided to make her a model. but. the first thing kai said:

YEAH NO YOUR FIC TOOK ME OUT OF ORBIT I WILL BE SENDING YOU MY THERAPY BILLS. NOT FUN NOT HEHE. STOP TORTURING THE OWL 😭😭😭 SHE DESERVES THE WORLD

telemachus as always, the only one with a functioning braincell even amongst the literal goddess of wisdom and her warrior of the mind. they're such losers I love them

hellooo

(to be clear im the one commenter talking about ares and ody pranking poseidon in ur au)

wanted to re-emphasize how good ur fic is, also wanted to interact w more people obsessed with epic bc epic is like half my life atm (the hyperfixation is real...)

anyways re ur post about english, that's honestly so valid, and im a native english speaker

in 9th grade we had to do an entire unit on how to use an apostrophe. in an english-speaking school in an english-speaking country. in a class of native english speakers.

english is such a silly (/neg) language tbh i've seen native speakers with absolutely atrocious grammar and spelling

anyways enjoy these two of my favorite images demonstrating why english is so absurd...

and there was going to be this other image but i was rereading it and noticed that there was this one sentence that was actually really offensive so im going to type out the ones that arent lol

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

And finally, read and lead rhyme, and so do read and led. But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and read.

(For bonus pronunciation shenanigans, look up The Chaos by G. Nolst Trenite. For bonus definition shenanigans, look up contronyms. Dust means to remove the dust from and to sprinkle with a powder or dust.)

hi!!! (big fan of the pranking idea)

thank you, you're so sweet! and I GET IT. epic has consumed all of my thoughts, it's in everything I see now. I CANT WAIT for the Ithaca saga but also am I ready? I don't know. I'm ready. but ready for it to be over? 😭😭 very exciting though

BOO ENGLISH. INTERNET SLANGS ARE COOLER. so many little things trip me over. I never know when to use "in" or "on". the other day I was wondering why you say "laun dree" instead of "laun dry". it's always the most random stuff lmao, that image is so true all the struggles are real

mila.exehasstoppedworking you kind of broke my brain in the last ones. I only had a singular braincell left 😭😭😭