#hes 8 he doesnt need to be a shitposting factory like this

[writingmysanity]

Yesterday, my son and I were talking about large animals.. like Tigers and such. Wild animals, but ones he's seen in wildlife sanctuaries before. We're walking out to meet his bus at 620 a.m., mind you. While I'm getting the chain to the gate, he looks me dead in the eye and says.

"Mom we need to fix our enclosure." And I was ??? Huh?? He nodded to the fence and said "tigers have a fence, a big one. We have a fence. Doesn't that count as an enclosure? Since its where we live. We live inside the fence."

It's 620 am. I haven't had coffee. It was too early for that. And then I sent THIS to my friend this morning:

And realized he probably came by it honestly.

Cheese and crackers.

@fanaticsnail save me. Send help.