#herobrine finally cant get my ass

[noideer]

Been playing so much From the Fog lately, i ended up learning that Herobrine's dumb ass can't get in a boat

meaning respectfully,

I am Herobrine proof

[jaycraft]

minecraft songs rated by how much bastard energy herobrine has in them

take back the night

herobrine’s role in this song is strange. the entire video builds up to the fight with him, yet he turns out to be very stupid and weak. presented as far too serious a villain. a nice display of his power to start off with, opening up the castle (very big and decorated, can’t decide if this has bastard or pretentious energy) to reveal a pool of lava, dashing around super fast. however quickly he starts running normally and punching. when he finally gets a chance to kill, he holds the fireball FAR too long. and dies super easy! one hit, stabbed in the back. so what, he has the power to rip apart buildings and shoot fireballs but cant handle a little stab?? weak. i can appreciate the hood tho. 3/10

you know my name

this herobrine is so aloof it’s almost sexy. appearing behind the protagonist and just saying “hi”?? thats what i call bastard. the beckoning is very cocky and i APPRECIATE that. however he falls into the same trap of being weak as all hell. barely does anything, getting mobs to do stuff instead?? invites the protagonist into his home and then dies to a single blow from a sword. perhaps he’s just weak to swords? BUT WAIT! a last second revelation! he doesn’t die, he can be seen at the end flipping off the camera. very much a bastard. sadly this is slightly lost due to the endcards covering it up. 5/10

its herobrine

the machinima style of video really brings herobrine down to his bare essentials here. perhaps too much tho. this herobrine also does very little, merely watching the protagonist. none of the classic signs. no powers shown. very weak. i appreciate that he wasn’t presented as a villain though. 2/10

take me down

this is just strange. his battle plan against the iron golem makes little sense. why not just smite it immediately? he turns the iron into diamond for a helmet, which is very much a bastard move. im SO glad this herobrine can survive more than a single hit. arrow THROUGH his heart, and he’s still going strong! the battle against entity 303 and the end is weird tho. looks like hes losing, but since the video ends before we can see who wins, its anyone’s guess. i really like the little funky dance he does when he’s singing, as well as the backup singer he has. edgy bastard, with sprinkles of dumbass. 6/10

herobrines life

vigilante herobrine??? hello?????????? FAR too competent. despite this he gets his ass HANDED to him by entity 303. then he turns into thor ragnarok?? strangely this seems to be the same herobrine as the last video, as their fight takes place outside the very same village. points awarded for the memory of the funky dance. 2/10

raiders

holy shit. the cubeworks cinematic universe continues to bewilder me. i was ready to write this off as another video where herobrine is too competent and serious, but after getting hit by not only a funky dance, but a Dab??? i dont know what to think. this does have faults tho. only uses one power: his ragnarok power. doesnt die to a stabbing, but dies to a creeper. kinda lame. also what’s with him training mobs?? why are they in a gang?? points for the excellent dancing. 4/10

tough girls

WHAT. why are there baby herobrines???? this herobrine is a dad, not a bastard. also sexist. AND his mouth doesn’t move when he talks? this herobrine is just awful. a prop to psycho girl. gets his head chopped off. 0/10

herobrine rap

this herobrine was SO close to being perfect. swearing? making dick jokes?? griefing????? this herobrine is what the blahblahblahgaming one WISHES he could be. again, the machinima video style both limits and enhances this herobrine. no powers really shown except the ability to spawn in chickens and possibly access unlimited blocks, as well as flying. however, every action in this video is fuelled by pure, almost animalistic bastard energy. the fatal flaw is the reveal that its merely a troll with op on at the end. so close. 9/10

one more fright

this is it. The Perfect Herobrine. now THIS is what i call a bastard. this herobrine has so much power, yet isn’t edgy with it. he’s not a villain. he’s there to fuck with the protagonist and he KNOWS it. how long do you think he waited in that chest to jump out?? probably 5 hours. thats how big a bastard he is. he knows what he’s doing. no pvp aside from when confronted. just here to fuck with the protagonist. thats all hes about. The Perfect Herobrine. 10/10