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bellamyroselia · 1 year ago

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Very weird, really cursed mental image - the Olympian gods are celebrating Halloween for some reason. Hermes, Hebe and Dionysus were pretty exited about it, so they pestered Ares, Hephaestus, Athena, Aphrodite, Eileithyia, Artemis and Apollo to dress up for the occasion. Once the others show their costumes, the three end up becoming really disapointed because the others all ended up choosing to dress up as characters from more mature media; because of this, Hermes, Hebe and Dionysus call them boring killjoys.

Apollo didn't take that comment well because while he did dress up as a character from M-rated media, the character he chose is fun and he's not going to tolarate his siblings calling him a boring killjoy just because they either have no taste or aren't interested of understanding that there are multiple ways to have fun

#personal thoughts #weird mental image of the day #halloween #greek mythology #ares #hephaestus #athena #aphrodite #eileithyia #artemis #apollo #hermes #hebe #dionysus #as for what made this truly cursed was the costumes i imagined them wearing #hermes was wearing sonic the hedgehog onesie #hebe was the female pokemon trainer from frlg #dionysys just had a grape costume #ares & heph dressed up as the elric brothers (ares was ed & heph was al) from fma #athena & aphrodite dressed up as envy & winry to compliment them (athena was envy & aphrodite winry)#(douple a's outfits make no sense without fma context i know)#eileithyia was lucina from fe:a #artemis was just wearing ice age winter clothing #(i blame that on my recent rewatch of wwb & that megaloceros hunt scene being very memorable)#apollo was dante from dmc so yeah he has every reason to be angry at the killjoy comment #(they don't call dante 'wacky woohoo pizza man' for nothing so he absolety dressed up as a fun character)#some really freaking weird choices i know. they don't really fit at all but anyways #feel free to imagine silly halloween costumes that make more sense than mine #funny #cursed content

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