#hermes is a bad father but hes trying 😭

[mythology-void]

EVERYONE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN

because when annabeth said Luke's name to Hermes, his immediate reaction was VISCERAL GRIEF and then "tell me how I can help my son"

but when Percy said Hermes' name in that last fight, Luke's immediate reaction was rage and bitterness, and he immediately started directing that towards Percy.

Hermes desperately wanted to be close to his son, and Luke wanted nothing to do with him oh be still my bleeding heart

[dramaticl0vers]

HERE SHE ISS

SAY HI TO OLENNA AND HER HUBY

@amoexii here she is, I tried my best 😭,and also I changed her name from "Dhelia" to "Olenna"

Information about this beauty:

-In the beginning she I named her Dhelia, but in the end I decided that her name will be Olenna, which means "Ray of light or sun", for the reason that I will soon explain

- She is the eldest daughter of Hades and Persephone ( I love this couple a lot in the series, because in the original mythology it is...well, TURBIOUS)

-The reason for her name: Hades called her Olenna because living in the underworld, which is such a lonely and dark place, her birth symbolized the entry of a “ray of light” into his life and that of Persephone, which brought with it joy, love, union and the feeling of never feeling alone again.

-After her are her little brothers, Zagreus, Melinoe and Macaria (WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE IN THE SERIES, LET'S HOPE SHE JUST HAS NOT BORN YET)

- She has blonde hair like her mother and eyes like her father, a kind of lilac combined with gray.

- Although in her physical appearance she is more related to Persephone, in her occupations as a deity you can see a mixture between both parents, mainly dominated by Hades, given that she is the goddess of peaceful death, protector of the living and the dead and guardian of the Elysian fields, but at the same time she is also the protective goddess of flora and fauna.

-A curious fact about her is that she had really fast growth, to give you an idea, she was already an adult millennia before the events of season 1 happened.

- She has powers, they are a kind of purple “fire”, and she can also make some plants bloom, but she doesn't like to use the first ones because when she was a child she tried to control them and, not being able to do so, she always hurt someone and that scared her a lot, especially when she once accidentally hit Persephone with they.

- The flowers related to her are: Forget-me-nots (her favorites), lilies, bells and white jasmines.

- As for her personality, she is quite reserved with people she doesn't know, but she is pleasant and fun when he gains confidence.

-she doesn't like to talk a lot. Olenna is afraid of ruining things with people outside her close circle, other deities, for example. Therefore, when she is in a social environment and her close ones are not around, she prefers to remain silent and express her opinion only when it seems necessary.

-She does not usually get angry easily, but she HATES it when those she loves are bothered, she has grown up in a home full of love and has a high emotional responsibility, she is willing to defend her family no matter what the cost, she learned that from her parents.

-Try to avoid Ares at all costs. (Why did they make him so bad? He is so good in the original mythology, he literally killed the person who raped his daughter, my baby😭)

-She doesn't like Demeter. She doesn't hate her, but she doesn't want to form close ties with her either.

-now, what you are all here for, OLENNA AND HERMES💕

- She knew Hermes, bah, she had seen him a few times from the balcony of her room in the Underworld. , leaving the souls with Charont, but never approached him, and then had the opportunity to meet him in person when he arrived at Olympus.

- Regarding their relationship:

- They both love each other in such a way that they feel empty when his partner is not there.

- Olenna, as I said before, has a great emotional responsibility, she hates seeing Hermes sad or downcast in any way and she feels truly fulfilled when she can feel that he feels loved.

- Demonstrations of affection are both sentimental, physical and material.

- Sometimes, when Olenna is in her garden taking care of her plants, or talking to Artemis and Athena, among others, he passes by her side using his speed skills and alone He places a kiss on her lips or cheek before continuing with his work, it always catches her off guard, but she loves that.

- They are quite passionate and fiery, you wouldn't want to share the same sector of rooms after they didn't see each other for a week because of their duties. .

- They both have long hair, which is why they both love to brush and comb each other's hair, especially Hermes.

- Neither of them really likes the idea of sharing their lover, Olenna is quite territorial when it comes to his loved ones and the idea of another deity having the pleasure of sharing the love of his life is not something he likes very much, to tell the truth. As for Hermes, he is more than satisfied with having his wife, he is not TOTALLY CLOSED to having a threesome, for example, but he prefers Olenna first.

- Hermes would definitely dedicate his career victories in the Olympics to her and Olenna would be like : “Honey, you know that if you wear sandals that give you speed it's technically cheating, right?” and he would respond like: “I didn't see any rules, darling.”

[onestorytorulethemall]

grab some ambrosia! and let the nectar flowwww

why is everyone scraping part of their plate in the fire? is the food here really that bad? 🤨

offering to the ✨gods✨ because it’s not enough that they’re omnipotent and all powerful, they need to feel ✨appreciated✨

to the gods, TO THE GODS!

OH THINGS COULDN’T BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE, OH THINGS COULDNT BE WOOORRRSSEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE

my dad is HERMES he messengers things, you’ll know his sign by his shoes with those wings😒 id wait by the phone, but the phone never rings, oh noooo

OH NOOO

when your dads a god, life can be tough, i met the guy ONCE and ONCE was enough 🫠

annaBETH!

now my moms athena, she’s smart and she’s wise… she’s sworn off gluten and she’s sworn off guys, but if she came to camp it’d be a surprise oh noooo😬

OH NOOOOO

oh! and my stepmom, well she hates me and my dad works all daayy so i left virginia and i ran away😌🙃

wait!? is that true??!!

OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE, OH THINGS COULDNT BE WOORRSSEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE, UNIVERSE

alright who’s next-

oh-oh let me see!

‼️MY MOMS DEMETER ✨gOdDeSs Of GrAiNsS✨‼️ she gets excited when it starts to rain🙄 but planting and planTING AND PLANTINGS A PAIN!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOO

ohhh noooo?

for their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car… i got A FERN IN SOME DUMB MASON JAR🤬

ooh ooh my turn!

IM THE CHILD OF PAN 😌god of the wild😌 FOR THOSE WHO LOVE NATURE THEYRE OFTEN BEGUILED😍 he’s not really my dad? but im sort of his child?? oh noooooo😰

ohh nooo?

he went on a hike…. to explore new frontiers, aND NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OH THINGSSS COULDNT BE WORSEE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE OH THINGS COUODNT BE WOOORRRRSSSEEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE ✨universe✨

chiron! who’s your dad?

oh

well

my father is kronos

🦗🦗🦗🦗

remember my lecture… he ate his children😀

fhh chiron wins🫢

yeah… his dads definitely the worst

😃how about you silena😃

🥰goddess of love my mom’s aphrodite😘 she’s tries to be cool, but mainly she’s flighty☹️ ill bring home a boy, and she’s thERE IN HER NIGHTY???!!!!!

OH NO!!!!!!

soundtrack: ITS SO EMBARRASSING GUYS.

actual musical: she’s garbage, people😤

i tried to seek help from even the faAtEeS cuz she steals my mascara and ALL OF MY DATES. 🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😒😒😒

actual musical: sHeS wHy I cRy😢😥😭

*awkward*alrighttt percy its your turn…

if i try to sing it’ll probably cause an avalanche😅

oh it’s ok yeah we’re all friends here👍

ok umm. my mom was named sally, she loved scary movieEs… and food that was blue-

he’s doing it wrong. ya who’s ur godly parent?

oh. i don’t know.

it’s alright, a lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. just give it a try😊

*incoherent mumbling that is the definition of 😒and 🤬*

alright😒😒😒😒

soo my dad is some ✨gOd✨

that’s great. i guess🤷‍♂️

did he not want me or not want the stress?😔😥

too bad he’s the worst, and my life is a mess! ohhh nooo

OHHH YEAAAHHHH PERCY😏🤭

i hope he shows, even a trace… CUZ IVE GOT SOME CHOICE WORDS TO THROW IN HIS FACE😏😤

YEAH PERCY THATS WHAT WE’RE TALKIN BOUT PERCY🤩🥳

OHHHH THINGSSS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE

OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSE-

BUT I DONT CARE WHERE OUR PARENTS MAY BE AS LONG YOU ARE HERE WITH MEeee

but we don’t care where our parents may be, as long as you are here with ME. AS. LONG. AS. YOU. ARE. HERE. WITH. ME!!! 😃😃😃

camp half blood campfire sing song 🎵 you bet they chose the most annoying songs to sing at full volume to piss off Mr D lmao 💀