#here's

[feuerspirit]

Kiss me hard before you go Summertime sadness

[chronivore]

Hypnotees after handing control to mischievous hypnotists (ca. 1900).

[contraction-counter]

Here's your meal, buddy

can't, haven't, y'all, shan't, don't, won't, wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't, didn't, weren't, doesn't, you're, I'm

(couldn't think of any more lmao– have a nice day)

I feel so well fed (15 contractions not including repeats) (16 contractions including repeats)

Mmmmmmmmmmm

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[nyancrimew]

[dzknik]

fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[ladyshinga]

[victusinveritas]

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[modmad]

hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?

oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!