#here's

[feuerspirit]

Kiss me hard before you go Summertime sadness

[chronivore]

Hypnotees after handing control to mischievous hypnotists (ca. 1900).

[contraction-counter]

Here's your meal, buddy

can't, haven't, y'all, shan't, don't, won't, wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't, didn't, weren't, doesn't, you're, I'm

(couldn't think of any more lmao– have a nice day)

I feel so well fed (15 contractions not including repeats) (16 contractions including repeats)

Mmmmmmmmmmm

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[dzknik]

fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[ladyshinga]

[victusinveritas]

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Made a new playlist but so far it only has 2 songs in it

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[starrytrees]

hi dungeon meshi fandom :]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him