#here's

[feuerspirit]

Kiss me hard before you go Summertime sadness

[chronivore]

Hypnotees after handing control to mischievous hypnotists (ca. 1900).

[contraction-counter]

Here's your meal, buddy

can't, haven't, y'all, shan't, don't, won't, wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't, didn't, weren't, doesn't, you're, I'm

(couldn't think of any more lmao– have a nice day)

I feel so well fed (15 contractions not including repeats) (16 contractions including repeats)

Mmmmmmmmmmm

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[nyancrimew]

[dzknik]

fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy

[iiota]

refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[ladyshinga]

[victusinveritas]

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Made a new playlist but so far it only has 2 songs in it

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies