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i don't even KNOW worms is that possible what worms worms i need worms
#here you go beautiful anon#also consider getting checked for a stroke 😂#png#transparent#bug#bugs#insect#insects#worm#worms#request#animals
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I'm now thinking abt chanlix w younger!reader, I don't think they'd be into being called oppa nearly as much as minsung bc they're Aussies so it's not as big for them. But I feel like they like pampering their partner, doing their skincare for them and washing their hair etc. Felix has a habit of spoiling them with expensive gifts while chan likes to take care of them, but they both like feeling needed
Hello! Sorry for the delay, my brain is all over the place and I hadn't checked the requests. I have no excuse, besides that I'm an airhead and my concentration skills are very weak
But I agree with you. Chan specially gives off a serious caregiver complex, so he'll naturally take that role with his partners and won't let them lift a finger if he can help it. Felix is an angel sent by heaven to care for humans and be worshipped in return because he deserves nothing less.
Chan has been a father of eight for years, and we all see him with Jeongin, so you bet once he knows Reader is younger than him, his protective instincts go on inmediatly. Felix is pretty much the same, but is rather than protectiveness, he just enjoys taking care of Reader. He'll go with them shopping, picking up outfits for them (most of them matching sets for couples because he's a romantic like that), doing their make-up and indulging in complete skincare routines together while watching dramas. Felix's love language consists mostly in physical touch and words of affirmation, so he'll come up with the most intrigate, ridiculously lovey-dovey compliments for Reader every day, accompanied by their daily dose of kisses and hugs.
Chan is the caretaker of the relationship. He'll watch both of them on their silly antics and sigh like a tired father, shaking his head in endearment. He'll never admit it out loud but he finds them so cute and adorable when they do that. His urges to provide for them and protect them only become stronger. He helps Reader shower themselves when they feel too tired to do it, brews them warm drinks when they feel down, sits them on his lap while he's working so they can take a good nap, safely cozed in his strong arms.
They're not so into the whole "oppa" thing like the rest of members, being from outside korea and all, but i feel that Chan would like it. They both have lived there enough years to absolve some of the customs, so I don't assume anything. But yeah, I feel Chan would become giddy if Reader called him "oppa". He'll melt in a puddle and do anything they ask. Felix is more amused by it, seeing it as something funny but not so emotionally shocking like it is for Chan.
They both tag team to pamper Reader and surround them with love and attention. They can treat them like a baby sometimes, regardless if they protest. For them, it's not the same as Minsung, who do this because they have this need ingraved in them, but with Chanlix is more about the validation for doing it. They crave the compliments and kisses they receive from Reader everytime, their soft grateful smile directed at them. They live off feeling needed by their partner, specially Chan. They enjoy nothing more but having someone to rely on them.
If Minsung are intense, introvert ones, Chanlix are sweeter, more gentle version.
#here you go beautiful anon#i'll catch up with the remaining requests i promise#before tomorrow#poly chanlix#chanlix#bang chan headcanons#lee felix headcanons#skz headcanons#skz scenarios#requested
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#Father Mike Schmitz#Mike Schmitz#usersam#userdylan#Mine#here you go anon#welcome to the church of father mike#god i love sexualizing a priest#that's a whole daddy right there#the greys in his beard is beautiful
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(Old art alert) my Millia drawing I made for the GGST fancy collab from January 😁 you can find everyone's art here!
#guilty gear strive#guilty gear#millia rage#fanart#my art#idk why I suddenly wanted to post this but I remembered that some anon really wanted to see Millia art from me so#here you go I hope you sticked around haha#I love my beautiful white woman
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Thoughts on The Substance? I feel like i'm in the minority that found the profound lack of personality from Sue in favor of lingering ass-shots that didn't seem to have any sort of irony in terms of sexualizing a character in a movie claiming to be about beauty standards boring
my thoughts are now tainted by jourdain’s PHENOMENAL write up in reverse shot, my favorite bits being
as both a joke and a sincere gripe I’ll say that the movie lost me the moment margaret emerged with perfectly trimmed pubes—you’re going all out on female nudity but won’t give full bush? which of course proved to be emblematic of the film’s reluctance to give any of the real freaky stuff to the Young And Beautiful Actress, leaving demi to do all the heavy lifting and flattening the message of the movie to “yes old women are scary!! they have FLABBY SKIN!!!!” which nauseated me to the point of being fully prepared to write this off until the KNOCK OUT last 20 minutes of body horror that reeled me back in and made the price of the ticket worth it. the film is not very smart which is unsurprising because revenge wasn’t either (though now looks better since its step sister promising young woman is so evil). it also clearly thinks the audience is stupid since it doesn’t trust you to have clocked “were” on the card the first time. barbie for women who think they are too ugly to compare themselves to barbie, which is above all insulting to demi moore who remains incredibly sexy and on whose behalf I find it frankly insulting I’m supposed to tolerate her character flying off the handle over not having perky tits and glossy lips. you’re a smoke show! go out and ruin some marriages! on a related note I’m really excited for a different man which seems like it’s gonna be working in a similar space but with an actual understand that disabilities and deformities are part of human variance and sometimes you’re a loser because you suck and have a bad personality.
#anon#answered#phone ate this ask the first time I tried to post it so here’s to attempt 2#also you should know that when [redacted character from the last act] was on screen the whole time I was going#‘my beautiful beautiful girl. my princess you are a star’ like genuinely she has my whole heart
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I’m sorry they didn’t even put more cabinets above the microwave like that’s prime real estate don’t have sad loose wall microwaves. It’s soulless without cabinet support
i'm so glad we can all agree. it's so BAD!! the a microwave just straight up shoved into the wall? the quite frankly overindulgent amount of counter space that contains virtually nothing, no kettle no toaster no knife block no fruit bowl?? just four mixing spoons in two pencil pots?? THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A FRIDGE OR FREEZER????
modern spotlights over the counter and then a fucking candle chandelier over the island. the single potted tree in the corner. the fumehood being the same colour as the wall and not the stovetop. the countertops apparently being METAL... the entirely cream/beige colour scheme.... the conference room-looking chairs and table in the back corner.....
it's so funny. how were they living like this??
#i got that last ask in the middle of writing this lol#i love comparing the beautiful painted bgs with these ones#just. WHAT'S going on here guys#looking around serenity manor like sure it's a manor but damn bitch you live like this??#answering asks#anon asks#kitchen haters
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If you have a moment, you should go check out TricksterMelon on Twitter :) I hope you like it <3
I am speechless
#I saw your comment on AO3 and YOU!! YOU'RE THE ANON WHO COMMISSIONED A COVER FOR SIREN'S CALL THAT TIME#YOU'RE LIKE A MASKED ZORRO SWEEPING INTO MY LIFE WITH THESE INCREDIBLE GIFTS#I...I don't even know what to say#I'm still trying to wrap my head around that you got me this#and for THIS FIC which is so dear to me#and WHAT A BREATHTAKING COVER!!!!!#THE COLOURS#THE *KISS*#THE NAVY FLEET AND THE CANNONBALLS FLYING IN THE BACKGROUND#and SHANKS AND MAKINO#I know this is for Long Live but honestly this could be the cover of Shanties as a whole#it's just...perfect#this is seriously one of THE most beautiful artworks I've ever received#I don't have Twitter but can you or someone please tell the artist how much I love this???#TricksterMelon if you see this I am in AWE#oh my god I need to learn bookbinding so that I can PUT THIS ON THE ACTUAL COVER OF THIS FIC#I am so incredibly touched by this anon THANK YOU SO MUCH<3<3<3#Shanks x Makino#otp: sing me sea shanties#this made me so happy I...am just going to sit here and feel for a bit<3#Shanties art
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“Loss of limb, (just one if it helps)”
13 years later and I still can’t believe Dreamworks had the balls to just amputate a 15-year old kid and handled it in like the best way possible.
DreamWorks has always had such mature themes now that I think about it, and they introduced them and handled them in a way that seems so natural to children.
Hiccup’s amputation is such a good example.
DreamWorks didn’t gloss over it either, and even they continued, in every show and every movie from then on, to show what it’s like living with a disability like that. There were some things Hiccup had a harder time doing than before, but in no way did it get in the way of his goals and dreams.
I didn’t understand how important that was when I was a child, watching the movie for the first time, but I understand it now.
DreamWorks has guts, and I’m so happy that they do
#one of httyd hidden messages is that disability doesn’t define you#I actually had a conversation with a friend the other day about DreamWorks#it’s my favorite studio#it really feels like every movie is made for kids and adults#think about the messages in their movie that adults relate to and understand#spirit: suppression and a chilling history lesson about Native American#shrek: you are beautiful and perfect just the way you are#croods: sometimes you need to break out of your comfort zone#puss in boots 2: literally a lesson in accepting that nothing lasts forever so you have to cherish it while it lasts#Kung fu panda: believing in yourself is what matters most#and here I’m not including other anazing movies with mature themes such as#el dorado#rise of the guardians#madagascar#sinbad#and so on#yeah I’m obsessed#but that’s okay#it’s something that makes me happy#thank you anon you made me go insane#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#anon#ask#rant#text post#commentary
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WHY DID I JUST GET A PERSON ASKING ME TO TAG GORE.
#i dont even think i posted any gore today ive been in fuckoff brainweird world. hello????????#not answering it because its an anon. but like. hello?#are tou new here? my header is literally animal bones. im the whalefall guy.#if you cannot handle regular discussions about the beauty of rot and decay i think maybe you should not be here <3#fucking . tag your pomegranates ass sentence. hello???? i regularly talk about blood and gore and horror its some of my favorite things#i think i need 2 start posting more gore actually.#blahblahblah#like. its almost disrespectful.#<< JOKING. /LH. BUT LIKE. COME ON. ITS LIKE ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT#who would i be without my goreposting. just ljke. some regular dude who likes fish in a normal way i guess????#isnt even weird about my job of cutting open fish every day?????#thats so fucking awful anf boring. go somewhere else. i almost never tag gore unlsss its like. extreme.#and even then like.... sometimes i dont bother . that shits for ME baby#ALSO.?? LIKE. I ALREADY DO TAG HORROR. more as an organization thing for myself but like. i do in fact have a horror tag.#im just????? baffled. the audacity. just dont follow me man
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no worries ace avoids watching marco die by getting his core ripped clean out by akainu and he has, finally, FINALLY, 10 seconds of peace in his body thats been so transformed and for a moment he is a man again, or as close as he can ever come, and in the moment he dies hes so happy because he Wants to live, like a Human does, and in his death he is closer to marco than hes ever been. a relief and a tragedy and an overwhelming act of devotion that ace could never regret and marco lives on with the feeling of aces fingers imprinted in his memory and the taste of metal teeth against his tongue, and its the least he can do to carry aces memory with him as was his last wish: i want to see the world marco, i want to go a thousand places and see a thousand things, i want to be Free. and so marco carries a piece of him across the stars, and holds him close, and lets him go.
#listen here anon what the fuck#ARE YOU HAPPY ? IM IN TEARS THE LAST FUCKIGN PART#help me#i want to clarify i mean all of this positively thank you its really horrifically beautiful and tragic#buT WAO#takes a piece and LET SHIFM GO who are you ANGST SATAN ?#iM NOT DAIJOBU
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Headcanons for how Aura and Nahyuta would interact? 👀👀👀👀👀
listen first of all i have this hc that since Aura is currently in jail she pesters Simon about his love life whenever he visits and he tells her the truth which is "I'm dating a literal royal from a foreign kingdom" and he'll bring in like. gossip magazines where there are paparazzi shots of him and Nahyuta and the whole time Aura just thinks he's pulling the most elaborate prank on her. and then when she actually meets Nahyuta she’s like listen friend. how much is he paying you to do this because i’ll double it if you tell me where he’s getting these magazines printed they’re so realistic
#blackmadhi#also why go anon for this I know you’re here from my fic comments#aura looking at like literally the most beautiful ethereal human being on earth and then looking at her brother like#how the hell did this happen#and simon's like idk what to tell you sis i can get it apparently
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are you catholic? i wouldn't have said so
anon 😭😭 i'm not trying to make fun of you and i'm taking this as a compliment actually but i don't know how to tell you this... i'm literally italian 😭
but seriously, i've grown up catholic yeah, but i don't believe in god and haven't taken part in anything religious in many years. i would say i'm like culturally catholic tho. and technically still catholic to the eyes of the church bc baptism and all that
#not all italians are catholic obviously so fairs but i'm a white italian there's like a pretty high chance here#this made me laugh at first bc i feel like you can't really go on my blog and not notice i'm italian which kinda means i'm likely catholic#but yeah#actually have a complicated relationship with faith that summing it up here would be hard 😭😭😭#not in a religious trauma way even if i can't say it was a fun experience to grow up trans and gay and hear the shit catholics say about#people like me. and all that#but like i have prayed recently even if i'm not religious. i think if it helps other people who are religious that i pray for or with them#then it's a pleasure to do it. kinda hard to explain but i believe praying helps even if i don't believe in any entity you pray to#like i think it helps me too in a weird way. like it helps me when other people pray for me. i'm glad to know if they do#i guess the thing is that to me religion is community and i believe so much in the importance of community so i will gladly partecipate in#other people's religion to be close to them and to understand them better and also to feel some of what they feel. feel some of their faith#because the truth is that i would love to believe. in any god. or anything spiritual. i wish i had that comfort in my life#but well the reality is that i don't believe and you can't force faith so it is what it is. i tried finding faith before and it didn't work#i said i wouldn't sum it up here then i did sorry 😭😭 there's so much more tho like. for a non religious person i think about religion sm#and i have a great appreciation for it - then we can get into Organised Religion Problems territory and i will have lots to say too#but religion itself is like one of the most beautiful thing humanity has imo#ok i'll shut up#asks#anon
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why is every single character of your lesbian au AMAB
probably good to clarify first here that they're not specifically transfem versions of existing characters. they're primarily afab (aside from tycho, who is an alien and probably intersex idc they're technically not part of the lesbian cast but are the kid of two of them, and phoebe who is a transwoman) in the canon
second to clarify that this is an anti-terf account, amab lesbians exist, and this story is Not for anyone who disagrees with that
#phoebe is the only one that's explicitly transfem because i'm a transcal truther#and her transness is important to the storyline#BUT i'm also saying here that if you personally wanna do whatever with agab headcanons go ahead#i hope this anon is good faith and if not it's at least a message for everyone else#and i am Not doing discourse if it starts up. i'm too old and busy being gay and loving women in the beautiful real world <3#also goes without saying that i don't fuck around with any proshp/exclu shit and w/e. dont make me have to do announcements
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Nice try at a roast, kid. People actually like my writing though. I got three r/nosleep stories on the front page. What is you got? A book nobody wants to read? Kek you wokies are delusional. By the frickin way... my pronouns are fuck/you so don't misgender me!
oh my god guys, i've never gotten an ask that reeked so strongly of reddit
i could smell this guy coming from 2000 miles away.
a good thing too, because i sure am terrified of reddit toughguys. gotta pack my bags and get my things, or else he might give me a lecture on how minorities such as Women in video games signal the end of civilization as we know it.
he might Just Tell Me How It Is, or say Facts Don't Care About My Feelings, or even call me a Kid again. How will I ever recover?
#im also laughing at the idea that having a trending post on reddit is like#an achievement?#what a weird thing to be proud of#i go viral on tumblr all the time and all i know is shame lol#at least my books are something i made that is original and different#write a book anon#do something that matters instead of karma farming and sending anon hate#if you think youre a good writer then write something beautiful#instead of whatever the fuck this is#wasting your time sending me asks that ill just find amusing#ive been around#sporto#i strongly suspect im much older than you bc you come across like a 13 year old who just found his parents' iphones#the constant use of the word kid#as if youre not a greasy little insecure high schooler whos just hopped up on a tiktok algorithm of andrew tate imitators#this ask doesnt just reek of reddit it reeks of loneliness and tragedy#but theres hope for you#theres a chance you could turn around by your twenties and be rightfully ashamed of how you used to be#and thats why i forgive how embarrassing youre being right here and now#we all do embarrassing things as teens#one day youll cringe#or#or you wont and youll go down the reddit hole trap and end up a bitter 40 year old straight white man with no girlfriend wife kids or frien#friends#and youll wonder why the world hates you#and the answer will be that you hate you#and all of your mistakes stem back#to spending all of your time online instead of making connections with yourself and others#btw you should kno#you actually do smell
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please dont leave</3
love you all to bits 🤍
#yk what...#one thing those miserable anons had right was that i do love y'all's attention/affection/validation. it's why i'm still here too#and that attention affection and validation are reciprocated bc im gonna catch a bullet for y'all >:(#the community here is amazing and beautiful and i'd be damned if i didn't enjoy it and let ppl who mean nothing to me kill that joy lol#everyone in the inbox is right — i can't do more than own up for my mistakes n i WILL try my absolute best to be better and not hurt anyone#i promise#so yeah thank u <3 to those who are mad stay mad i can do nothing for you so go dissect this too#(none of those anons were in MY inbox btw) (i won't perceive those anymore so keep talking to yourself ig)#(but YOU guys were all SO sweet thank you again!!!)#anyways#notes for rid 🌹#anon
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Since your post about J/asper x reader fics (which I 100% agree) I'd like to know what's your opinion about Jasper calling Alice darlin'
ughhhh. okay listen, I am a hater by nature. sometimes I can’t help it. and I KNOW and acknowledge and respect that people often use “darlin’” when they write jasper. it’s a harmless and common pet name and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it...
... however...... 🤢
and like!!! I know that I’m in the minority with this opinion! but picturing jasper saying 'darlin' (or 'baby' or 'honey' or most other pet names tbh) gives me the ick. it’s all personal preference, but I can not read fic where people emphasize his ~texan origins~ and interpret him as this bootleg country romeo. so it’s less that I hate him saying the word “darlin’” and more ‘a lot of people who write jasper write him as a straw-chewing thick-twanged casanova’ and it’s like…. in what world is this still jasper, yknow? I mean if it's for your personal fantasies or whatever, go off. but that is NOT the jasper I know and love and I need that man out of my house ASAP before snakes and demons start manifesting
but again: it's ALL personal preference. I just don’t want to read about a “southern gentleman” or whatever all these x r/eader people like. I want a quiet, low-key awkward war criminal. I want a slutty (retired) monster (also retired) whose current job is "hold wife's items and don't kill anyone". I want the man who has committed unforgivable atrocities in multiple lifetimes whose karmic punishment is a goddamn empathy superpower. I want the rabid dog that will go full scorched earth on someone for even daring to look at alice with any degree of contempt. the instant he starts talking like he does keg stands at ‘bama frat parties or is majoring in business at UT instead of someone who spent 80 years being a war machine, I’m instantly bored. that's why I can't stand most x r/eader stuff tbh, but I acknowledge that the reason there are jasper x r/eader fics on this site with thousands of notes is because there are some WHORES in this house (who just want self-insert OC jasper smut). and honestly, good for them.
to conclude, bc this is long enough; it's fine, it's valid, it's whatever, I just don't like it. but that doesn't mean other people shouldn't. remember kids: Your Kink is Not My Kink (And That's Okay!)
#also lots of things men do in general give me the ick#but get southern hick jasper out of my face. that is not my beautiful wife. that is not my beautiful house#make him blood thirsty and quick to violence for alice’s sake and then i’m looking (dis)respectfully 👀#although I do find it fascinating that he's undoubtedly the most popular of the twilight characters for x r/eader fic on here#i'm 100% serious; go peruse the 'twilight fanfiction' tags if you don't believe me (and if you dare)#one of these days i'm going to do a DEEP dive into that shit#bc for as much as the mainstream fandom despises him; theres a giant silent majority apparently.....#also this message is MONTHS old im so sorry anon#she's been hashtag Busy
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