#here you go beautiful anon

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[lyramundana]

I'm now thinking abt chanlix w younger!reader, I don't think they'd be into being called oppa nearly as much as minsung bc they're Aussies so it's not as big for them. But I feel like they like pampering their partner, doing their skincare for them and washing their hair etc. Felix has a habit of spoiling them with expensive gifts while chan likes to take care of them, but they both like feeling needed

Hello! Sorry for the delay, my brain is all over the place and I hadn't checked the requests. I have no excuse, besides that I'm an airhead and my concentration skills are very weak

But I agree with you. Chan specially gives off a serious caregiver complex, so he'll naturally take that role with his partners and won't let them lift a finger if he can help it. Felix is an angel sent by heaven to care for humans and be worshipped in return because he deserves nothing less.

Chan has been a father of eight for years, and we all see him with Jeongin, so you bet once he knows Reader is younger than him, his protective instincts go on inmediatly. Felix is pretty much the same, but is rather than protectiveness, he just enjoys taking care of Reader. He'll go with them shopping, picking up outfits for them (most of them matching sets for couples because he's a romantic like that), doing their make-up and indulging in complete skincare routines together while watching dramas. Felix's love language consists mostly in physical touch and words of affirmation, so he'll come up with the most intrigate, ridiculously lovey-dovey compliments for Reader every day, accompanied by their daily dose of kisses and hugs.

Chan is the caretaker of the relationship. He'll watch both of them on their silly antics and sigh like a tired father, shaking his head in endearment. He'll never admit it out loud but he finds them so cute and adorable when they do that. His urges to provide for them and protect them only become stronger. He helps Reader shower themselves when they feel too tired to do it, brews them warm drinks when they feel down, sits them on his lap while he's working so they can take a good nap, safely cozed in his strong arms.

They're not so into the whole "oppa" thing like the rest of members, being from outside korea and all, but i feel that Chan would like it. They both have lived there enough years to absolve some of the customs, so I don't assume anything. But yeah, I feel Chan would become giddy if Reader called him "oppa". He'll melt in a puddle and do anything they ask. Felix is more amused by it, seeing it as something funny but not so emotionally shocking like it is for Chan.

They both tag team to pamper Reader and surround them with love and attention. They can treat them like a baby sometimes, regardless if they protest. For them, it's not the same as Minsung, who do this because they have this need ingraved in them, but with Chanlix is more about the validation for doing it. They crave the compliments and kisses they receive from Reader everytime, their soft grateful smile directed at them. They live off feeling needed by their partner, specially Chan. They enjoy nothing more but having someone to rely on them.

If Minsung are intense, introvert ones, Chanlix are sweeter, more gentle version.

[hunnam]

[daclium]

(Old art alert) my Millia drawing I made for the GGST fancy collab from January 😁 you can find everyone's art here!

[steveyockey]

Thoughts on The Substance? I feel like i'm in the minority that found the profound lack of personality from Sue in favor of lingering ass-shots that didn't seem to have any sort of irony in terms of sexualizing a character in a movie claiming to be about beauty standards boring

my thoughts are now tainted by jourdain’s PHENOMENAL write up in reverse shot, my favorite bits being

as both a joke and a sincere gripe I’ll say that the movie lost me the moment margaret emerged with perfectly trimmed pubes—you’re going all out on female nudity but won’t give full bush? which of course proved to be emblematic of the film’s reluctance to give any of the real freaky stuff to the Young And Beautiful Actress, leaving demi to do all the heavy lifting and flattening the message of the movie to “yes old women are scary!! they have FLABBY SKIN!!!!” which nauseated me to the point of being fully prepared to write this off until the KNOCK OUT last 20 minutes of body horror that reeled me back in and made the price of the ticket worth it. the film is not very smart which is unsurprising because revenge wasn’t either (though now looks better since its step sister promising young woman is so evil). it also clearly thinks the audience is stupid since it doesn’t trust you to have clocked “were” on the card the first time. barbie for women who think they are too ugly to compare themselves to barbie, which is above all insulting to demi moore who remains incredibly sexy and on whose behalf I find it frankly insulting I’m supposed to tolerate her character flying off the handle over not having perky tits and glossy lips. you’re a smoke show! go out and ruin some marriages! on a related note I’m really excited for a different man which seems like it’s gonna be working in a similar space but with an actual understand that disabilities and deformities are part of human variance and sometimes you’re a loser because you suck and have a bad personality.

[journey-to-the-attic]

I’m sorry they didn’t even put more cabinets above the microwave like that’s prime real estate don’t have sad loose wall microwaves. It’s soulless without cabinet support

i'm so glad we can all agree. it's so BAD!! the a microwave just straight up shoved into the wall? the quite frankly overindulgent amount of counter space that contains virtually nothing, no kettle no toaster no knife block no fruit bowl?? just four mixing spoons in two pencil pots?? THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A FRIDGE OR FREEZER????

modern spotlights over the counter and then a fucking candle chandelier over the island. the single potted tree in the corner. the fumehood being the same colour as the wall and not the stovetop. the countertops apparently being METAL... the entirely cream/beige colour scheme.... the conference room-looking chairs and table in the back corner.....

it's so funny. how were they living like this??

[missmungoe]

If you have a moment, you should go check out TricksterMelon on Twitter :) I hope you like it <3

I am speechless

[dragonnnfly]

“Loss of limb, (just one if it helps)”

13 years later and I still can’t believe Dreamworks had the balls to just amputate a 15-year old kid and handled it in like the best way possible.

DreamWorks has always had such mature themes now that I think about it, and they introduced them and handled them in a way that seems so natural to children.

Hiccup’s amputation is such a good example.

DreamWorks didn’t gloss over it either, and even they continued, in every show and every movie from then on, to show what it’s like living with a disability like that. There were some things Hiccup had a harder time doing than before, but in no way did it get in the way of his goals and dreams.

I didn’t understand how important that was when I was a child, watching the movie for the first time, but I understand it now.

DreamWorks has guts, and I’m so happy that they do

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

WHY DID I JUST GET A PERSON ASKING ME TO TAG GORE.

[xamaxenta]

no worries ace avoids watching marco die by getting his core ripped clean out by akainu and he has, finally, FINALLY, 10 seconds of peace in his body thats been so transformed and for a moment he is a man again, or as close as he can ever come, and in the moment he dies hes so happy because he Wants to live, like a Human does, and in his death he is closer to marco than hes ever been. a relief and a tragedy and an overwhelming act of devotion that ace could never regret and marco lives on with the feeling of aces fingers imprinted in his memory and the taste of metal teeth against his tongue, and its the least he can do to carry aces memory with him as was his last wish: i want to see the world marco, i want to go a thousand places and see a thousand things, i want to be Free. and so marco carries a piece of him across the stars, and holds him close, and lets him go.

[attorneytrash]

Headcanons for how Aura and Nahyuta would interact? 👀👀👀👀👀

listen first of all i have this hc that since Aura is currently in jail she pesters Simon about his love life whenever he visits and he tells her the truth which is "I'm dating a literal royal from a foreign kingdom" and he'll bring in like. gossip magazines where there are paparazzi shots of him and Nahyuta and the whole time Aura just thinks he's pulling the most elaborate prank on her. and then when she actually meets Nahyuta she’s like listen friend. how much is he paying you to do this because i’ll double it if you tell me where he’s getting these magazines printed they’re so realistic

[plumbogs]

why is every single character of your lesbian au AMAB

probably good to clarify first here that they're not specifically transfem versions of existing characters. they're primarily afab (aside from tycho, who is an alien and probably intersex idc they're technically not part of the lesbian cast but are the kid of two of them, and phoebe who is a transwoman) in the canon

second to clarify that this is an anti-terf account, amab lesbians exist, and this story is Not for anyone who disagrees with that

[animentality]

Nice try at a roast, kid. People actually like my writing though. I got three r/nosleep stories on the front page. What is you got? A book nobody wants to read? Kek you wokies are delusional. By the frickin way... my pronouns are fuck/you so don't misgender me!

oh my god guys, i've never gotten an ask that reeked so strongly of reddit

i could smell this guy coming from 2000 miles away.

a good thing too, because i sure am terrified of reddit toughguys. gotta pack my bags and get my things, or else he might give me a lecture on how minorities such as Women in video games signal the end of civilization as we know it.

he might Just Tell Me How It Is, or say Facts Don't Care About My Feelings, or even call me a Kid again. How will I ever recover?

[taegularities]

please dont leave</3

love you all to bits 🤍

[flowerslut]

Since your post about J/asper x reader fics (which I 100% agree) I'd like to know what's your opinion about Jasper calling Alice darlin'

ughhhh. okay listen, I am a hater by nature. sometimes I can’t help it. and I KNOW and acknowledge and respect that people often use “darlin’” when they write jasper. it’s a harmless and common pet name and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it...

... however...... 🤢

and like!!! I know that I’m in the minority with this opinion! but picturing jasper saying 'darlin' (or 'baby' or 'honey' or most other pet names tbh) gives me the ick. it’s all personal preference, but I can not read fic where people emphasize his ~texan origins~ and interpret him as this bootleg country romeo. so it’s less that I hate him saying the word “darlin’” and more ‘a lot of people who write jasper write him as a straw-chewing thick-twanged casanova’ and it’s like…. in what world is this still jasper, yknow? I mean if it's for your personal fantasies or whatever, go off. but that is NOT the jasper I know and love and I need that man out of my house ASAP before snakes and demons start manifesting

but again: it's ALL personal preference. I just don’t want to read about a “southern gentleman” or whatever all these x r/eader people like. I want a quiet, low-key awkward war criminal. I want a slutty (retired) monster (also retired) whose current job is "hold wife's items and don't kill anyone". I want the man who has committed unforgivable atrocities in multiple lifetimes whose karmic punishment is a goddamn empathy superpower. I want the rabid dog that will go full scorched earth on someone for even daring to look at alice with any degree of contempt. the instant he starts talking like he does keg stands at ‘bama frat parties or is majoring in business at UT instead of someone who spent 80 years being a war machine, I’m instantly bored. that's why I can't stand most x r/eader stuff tbh, but I acknowledge that the reason there are jasper x r/eader fics on this site with thousands of notes is because there are some WHORES in this house (who just want self-insert OC jasper smut). and honestly, good for them.

to conclude, bc this is long enough; it's fine, it's valid, it's whatever, I just don't like it. but that doesn't mean other people shouldn't. remember kids: Your Kink is Not My Kink (And That's Okay!)

[neonacidtrip]

we haven't spoken in a very long time, but i dreamt of you last night, so I couldn't help but think of you. I'm not sure you remember me, but i hope life is treating you well these days. take care.

I'm not sure what to say, but I can promise you I have not forgotten you. My time on Tumblr has been a mess full of hiatuses, I admit, but it will always be a place where I met some very wonderful friends, including you. With 100% honesty, I can say the friends I made here are some of the best friends I have ever had, even though most of us don't talk anymore.

It doesn't matter how often I speak with people, or if we never speak again. I'll always remember you, and I'll always think fondly of you and hope that life is treating you gently and kindly.

I hope you had a nice (or at the very least an okay) dream, and I'm glad to know you still remember me, too, regardless of all else.

Take care, love <3