#here ya'll gooooo

[zamoimagines]

New Girl in Town

Chapters: 1

Word Count: 2,475

Tags: Cordelia x Reader, pure sapphic fluff, fem!reader

Summary: You moved out of state for a change of scenery, but you figured all you'd find was comfort in a new life far away from your old one. You never expected that you'd fall in love... Let alone with your neighbor that lived directly across the street from you.

A/N: This is a cute fluffy series I've been wanting to start for a while. It's been a hot minute since I've written a fic, so I hope I'm not too rusty. Hope ya'll like it <3

The rays of the morning sun pooled in from your bedroom window as the light seemed to touch every surface of your home. You stirred very gently, though when you realized what was waking you up, you smiled a little to yourself as you remembered exactly where you were.

It had always been your dream to get away from your roots and experience living somewhere completely different. Everyone you’d ever known in your hometown ended up stuck there, and you had always vowed to yourself that you wouldn’t end up the same way. Luckily for you, your dreams had become reality when the sudden opportunity to move clear out to Louisiana opened up to you. You jumped on it as quickly as you could. Before you knew it, you were moving out a week later and all of your belongings were completely settled in your new home.

Not that the house was new; On the contrary, it was a bit run down, as most historical homes in this area seemed to be. It wasn’t perfect, but it was yours. That was all that truly mattered to you.

When you had moved into town, the locals had asked you where you resided. You told them right across from the girl’s academy, and to your surprise, nearly everyone you’d met had given you a look of terror.

“You live there?! Don’t you know how dangerous that is!” One of the seniors had told you.

Another man had said, “Those girls practice devil worship! It’s unholy- Are you crazy?!”

“I heard that one of the girls set fire to the house next door. And one of the others killed an entire bus full of innocent college boys. It’s not safe there!” A local mother had said. All of their accounts seemed so far from reality that all you could do was smile, nod, and thank each person for their concern. You weren’t necessarily religious, so an eclectic all girl’s academy didn’t scare you at all. Until proven otherwise, it was just a school and you were just the woman that lived across the street.

 You finally sat up in bed and stretched your arms upward, yawning and trying to regain consciousness. The move had taken much more out of you than expected. It was a good thing that you didn’t have any plans today considering your mind was a little foggy and your muscles felt completely worn out. Once you felt somewhat like a person again, you swung your feet out from your mattress and stood up to put on something comfortable for the day. Nowhere to go, nowhere to be. The only thing you’d really been sure about was that you needed coffee to function.

 “Mm… Coffee.” You muttered groggily to yourself, echoing your own sleepy thoughts.

 You took your time in the kitchen making a perfect cup before making your way out to your porch. As you sat down in one of the rocking chairs, the warm summer breeze gently brushed your face. You could smell all the flowers in bloom and a family of sparrows chirped happily from overhead. Taking a sip from your drink, you hummed gently to yourself as your eyes fluttered shut for a moment to enjoy this time with yourself. This place was like your own little slice of heaven.

 “Mallory! Wait up, girlfriend!” A shrill, unfamiliar voice cut through your morning like a sharp knife. It was strange that it sounded as if the owner of that voice was getting closer and closer to where you were sitting. When you opened your eyes, you noticed two girls approaching your home.

 “Mallory- You are walking so fast right now! How do your tiny feet do that?!” That same shrill voice said again. It was coming from a blonde woman who was slightly taller than the other. Her friend, Mallory, had slightly darker hair yet both were wearing all black. They almost looked like they were getting ready to go to a funeral.

 “Cordelia is gonna be so pissed if she finds out we’re late to classes.”

 “Since when do you care about being late?” Mallory asked. Her tone was much softer, warmer, even.

 “Well- I… Fair point.” The blonde seemed to shut up for a moment after that. They seemed to know each other well enough to call each other out. 

Mallory stopped at the first step to your porch and put on her best smile. She was beaming from ear to ear, and her friend seemed to smile much more awkwardly from behind her.

“Good morning!”

“Uh… Hi. Morning.” You said, trying to be polite but also caught off guard. You wanted to ask them both what they were doing on your property, but they seemed nice enough that they didn’t mean any potential harm.

 “We live across the street! I’m Mallory, and this is my friend, Coco.”

“Sorry to bother you this early in the morning. You looked like you were having your Eat, Pray, Love moment and I told this one to leave you alone.” Coco replied with a small wave.

Before you could get a word in, Mallory cut in, “We both go to Robicheaux’s. There hasn’t been a new neighbor in a really long time from what the other girls said, let alone one that lives right across the street! So, we figured we’d come to welcome you to the neighborhood.”

“We who?” Coco chimed out, “Let’s be clear, this was all her doing. I had no personal investment in this.”

You chuckled lightly at their banter, and it only made you grin even wider. At that moment, you thought about all those people that had told you troublesome girls attended that place and they were all up to no good. Right now, all you could see were two adorable nerds trying to make a kind gesture.

“You aren’t bothering me at all,” You began, “It’s nice to meet you both. I’m Y/N. You can sit down if you’d like.” 

“We really shouldn’t-“ Coco tried to say,

“We’d love to!” Mallory cut her off yet again as she made her way up onto your porch. The younger girl sat on the ledge while Coco took the chair next to you. As you opened up the conversation, the both of them explained that they’d been attending the school for a year and that everyone was lovely there despite the aspersions spread across town. They spoke of other girls they went to school with, of what was expected of them, and little anecdotes about their time there, though they never explained exactly what they were studying for. 

“Today’s our first day back in session, actually,” Coco explained, “We live at Robie C’s on the off seasons too. A couple of us have become like a chic all girls family like that, which is pretty cool considering we’re all sort of outcasts where we’re all from.” 

“I know the feeling. I’m so glad you all have each other.” You replied with a warm smile. 

“We’ve talked so much about ourselves. Tell us about you!” Mallory suggested excitedly.

“Yeah, spill it. Why’d you come to New Orleans out of the blue?” Coco urged just as much. You laughed lightly at how intrigued they were, but you caved anyway and started to explain yourself. 

“Well, I’m actually from (y/h/t). I was born and raised there, but I never really loved it. I wanted something new and something out of the ordinary since I was kind of an outcast myself back there. My real estate agent called up about an opportunity one day about a month ago, and I hopped on it the second it was offered to me and… Here I am.” 

“Good for you for paving your own way. That is so big dick energy of you!” Coco complimented as she clapped her hands together in applause. Mallory clapped along with her as if to agree while all three of you laughed together about the wording. Though, Coco seemed to stop smiling altogether when she noticed something out of the corner of her eye. “Shit-” She hissed under her breath. You were confused as to why there was such a sudden change of tone, so you looked in the direction she’d glanced in. 

Two new women were approaching your porch; One that looked closer in age to the girls in your company, and one who appeared to be slightly older than all of them. You couldn’t quite make them out yet, but they were very clearly getting closer. “What did I say? I knew this was gonna happen!”

“Surely she’s not gonna be that mad-” Mallory tried to reason with her companion. You were still completely out of the loop so you asked, “Wait- Who’s gonna be mad?” 

“Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt! Mallory Montgomery! What have I told you both about running off during Admissions Day?” The older woman said, staying at the edge of the porch. You still couldn’t catch a good glimpse of her quite yet, and it was even harder to see now that Coco had gotten up to block your view. “Ms. Goode, I had no part in this! It was all Mallory this time, I swear!” 

“Way to throw your sister under the bus, Coco.” The other girl that accompanied the alleged ‘Ms. Goode’ retorted with a small smirk. She had straighter, darker blonde hair and a very kind smile. 

“You have to believe me, Zoe! I was trying to do the right thing this time, I swear-” 

“She’s right,” Mallory chimed in as she stood as well now, “It was my idea. I just wanted to welcome our new neighbor, that’s all. We were going to come right back.” Coco and Mallory both left the porch to go stand alongside their peers, and as they did so, you followed slightly behind because you were curious now. “Mallory, sweetie, that was a very kind gesture but please inform an instructor next time so we know where you are. This is the most important day of the year for the academy and you know that- Oh…” 

The headmistress seemed to trail off when she saw you, and you felt much the same when you’d finally gotten to see her. Ms. Goode was so stunning that you were sure your heart was going to fly out of her chest. She had such a gentleness about her; Her golden curls rested softly against the frame of her pretty face and her deep brown eyes seemed to glitter when she gazed back at you. She was dressed in a floral, knee length dress that flowed freely around her form which seemed so different from what a normal boarding school head would wear. The look of concern she’d had completely melted away as she gave you the sweetest smile you’d ever seen before. It was a good thing that you’d been holding onto the railing of your porch considering that her very presence was making your knees weak. 

“My apologies. I hope my girls haven’t disturbed your morning.” She addressed you with such a melodic tone. 

“Wha- Oh! No, no, they’re fine. It was actually a nice surprise to have some visitors, and such polite ones, at that.” You assured her. 

Coco, Mallory, and Zoe were all glancing at each other now with matching smirks as they watched you interact with their teacher. 

“I’m relieved,” Ms. Goode said as she placed a hand on her chest, sighing as if a weight had been lifted from her, “Not many people are as kind to us here, so thank you for allowing them to your home.” 

“Really, it’s no big deal,” You insisted, “You all are welcome here anytime. I’m just happy I have friendly neighbors.” 

“I could say much of the same.” Ms. Goode replied. She was gazing at you with such warmth that you were sure you could get lost in her presence for hours. It was as if she couldn’t look away, her smile softening the longer you both stared back at each other and neither one of you wanted to let go of this just yet. You’d never seen anyone as beautiful as her in your entire lifetime and even though you didn’t know it yet, she was thinking the exact same thing about you. 

“I uh- I don’t think I caught your name.” You said, cutting through the arising tension that was now hanging thick in the air. The older woman’s eyes lit up as she sort of laughed at herself. “Oh! Where are my manners- I’m Cordelia Goode, Headmistress at Robicheaux’s Girls Academy. And you are?” 

“Y/N- Y/N Y/L/N.” As you introduced yourself, Cordelia took your hand and shook it very gently, though she didn’t seem to let go right away. She held it there as her thumb caressed over your skin as if to relish the physical connection she got to have with you in this moment. 

“What a lovely name.” She said fondly. There was a sort of dreaminess in her voice that had you in some sort of trance, but the sound of giggling girls cut through that. It seemed to have caught Cordelia off guard just as much as she took her hand away. “I’m afraid I must get my girls back to the academy. Classes will be starting soon, but perhaps we will see each other again soon.” 

“Sure thing. You know where to find me.” 

Cordelia seemed to chuckle lightly and when you heard such a pretty sound, you realized how much her presence just seemed to shine a light on your whole morning. You hated to watch her walk away from you. There were so many things you wanted to say, to ask, to do just for her, and yet all you could do was stand there and politely wave goodbye. “Nice to meet you, Ms. Goode!” You called out as they all moved further from your porch. The headmistress glanced back in your direction and gave you the brightest smile. 

“It was very nice to meet you as well, Ms. Y/L/N.” She called right back. Your name rolled right off her tongue and you swore that when she spoke it, everything felt right in the world. 

Maybe the people in town were right. Perhaps that building across the street really was a school for witches. Maybe they’d come over just to put a spell on you with their magical powers. Or, maybe they were just normal women trying to be polite to the new girl in town and all of the rumors were the rambling dramatizations of paranoid, closed minded people. There was really only one thing on your mind now, and you knew that it was absolutely certain; 

You couldn’t wait to see Cordelia Goode again. FIND MORE GAY SHIT HERE

[mottsfiddle]

The bois have arrived 🙌

Yknow what FUGGIT Meet my interpretation of hazbin archangel Micheal

I've been making him and Adam fuck ever since the latter's design dropped last year x'D

(Questions about the two are more than welcome TwT)

[msfandomsblog]

Alastor x FEM! ballerina/reader

So glad ya'll enjoyed the first one! (or I hope you did) cus there's more!

the dividers I used are made by @aquazero

warnings: drunk angel dust, spear threatening, cursing, Alastor (he's his own hazard), blood/death suggestion, a bar. and if a missed any feel free to comment!

part 1s right here!

Being the person you were you made quite a few friends, angel dust for example.

You weren't completely heartless, come on people.

You listened as he told you how unfair his life was, how much he wanted to be true actor like you were when you were alive. You listened to every ramble, sob, cry and drunk slur. In his eyes you were a saint, a place to hide and a true friend.

You never let anyone touch him if you could help it. Most of the time this meant sitting next to him as he got drunk and flirted with every half-assed demon who came up to him. You'd then take him home to wherever he was currently staying.

You never left him alone in this state.

But you found more times then once he'd put himself in a garbage situation and you couldn't help till it was to late.

Lets just say blood was spilt more then a couple of times to protect angel.

He never did let you kill Valentino tho.

But when you became an overlord you made it clear how you felt about him.

You did enjoy the others company though! Rosie was one of the sweetest cannibals you'd ever met, Camilla was perfectly civil, and you and Zestial were thick as thieves.

As for the radio demon, you never met him.

He was ofc around when you died but your rise to power didn't start until after he'd disappeared. You'd ofc heard stories, legends, and even silly rhymes the hell-born children of cannibal town made.

Like I said you have never met him, that was until..

you did.

You were helping angel out of a bar, not that anyone messed with him too much knowing he was your friend. he was half drunk and rambled about the hotel he was staying at. You told him he could stay with you instead but then he lunged at you saying "Pleaseeeeee n/n!! Charlie will be sad if a don't gooooo!!" Oh yeah he was definitely drunk. You sighed and slowly asked him to show him were to go.

You knocked on the door seeing the princess and went to ask to come in when the door was slammed in your face.

Not very kind for a hotel set on redemption, you'd heard little of the hotel but enough to know that it certainly would be fun to watch.

you heard whispers behind the door the princess and another female

Vaggie!! Its The Black Swan!!! Shes at the door!!" the princess whisper shouted at the female Vaggie.

....aegh.... 'The Black Swan' your overlord title and another reminder of why you were in hell.

"WHAT!? Don't let her in!! Its bad enough we have to deal with one mass murdering overlord!!" Vaggie whisper-yelled back angrly.

"But what if shes here to help? like Al?" The princess offered quietly.

Al? what overlord had a name, or nick name such as Al?

As much as you wanted to continue listening to their entertaining conversation you had a passed out angel dust on your back and you'd like to set him down safely. So you knocked again.

The princess opened the door slowly, you gave her a small, graceful smile.

"Hello my dear princess! My friend here tells me this is his place of residence!" You turned to show angel on your back.

"OH MY SATAN!? WHAT HAPPENED!?" Charlie shouted worriedly.

"He's just drunk dear, nothing major." you said in a voice laced with a calm tone as you placed him down on the couch as you entered.

You stood up straight dusting yourself off and turning towards the princess.

"Y/n, Y/n L/n, or as you obviously know me as The Black Swan." you put a hand out for her to shake, but was stopped by a shorter moth demon pointing a spear at you.

Your smile fell as your raised an eyebrow at the small demon.

"what do you want?" she said angrly.

You gave a small closed mouth chuckle, you recognized the voice to the whisper-shout you'd heard a minute ago.

"and you must be Vaggie," You used a finger to move the spear away from your face.

"I am here because my friend angel dust has gotten himself into another 'situation'." You moved swiftly behind Vaggie. She'd barely had time to register you moved until you shook Charlie's hand.

Charlie smiled and shook your hand happily.

"Oh! I'm Charlie! Welcome to the Happy Hotel!!" You gave her a confused smile.

"Happy hotel? Your sign said the Hazbin Hotel." You said moving your hands behind your back looking only slightly down at the princess.

The girl groaned, "Dammit Alastor," She muttered cursing a demon. The name was familiar but you couldn't recall where you heard it before. Then it hit you.

An old rhyme cannibal children would sing to Rosie about the radio demon.

(melody is the London bridge is falling down)

"Alastor is coming to town, coming to town, coming to town. The radio demons coming to town, my fair lady"

You looked around the hotel, somewhere in here was the radio demon? But how? yes you'd heard whispers, and there was Charlie on the news but........ could he possibly be back?

Charlie was waving a hand in front of your face.

"Hello? Miss y/n?" Charlie said with slight worry.

You snapped back to reality and moved her hand down away from your face.

"No need for the formalities Charlie, please just y/n will do." you said trying to wave off your sudden spacey-ness.

"Oh, well its wonderful to make your acquaintance! I was wondering if you were staying?" Charlie gave a hopeful smile.

After your death you never thought of redemption or the chance of going to heaven that was one of the reasons you wanted to become an overlord. On the other hand if angel was spending his time here, maybe it wasn't all too bad.

"I might as well!" You said giving a curt smile. You could sense Vaggie staring bullets into your head which made your smile slightly wider.

"But I do have questions my dear princess," you said placing a warm hand on her shoulder. "For one, what exactly do you do here?"

Charlies smile somehow got more excited, "Well we haven't many guests yet but we plan on having classes on things like, self-control, forgiveness and apologizing."

"Dear, what your offering, is a mental facility." You gave her a empathetic smile. "You must give Sinners a reason to come!"

Charlie turned pointing, "We have a bar!" she said hopefully. Silently wishing to please you.

You chuckled, "Charlie, you will only attract drunken flies with that honey." You moved over towards the bar looking down to see an asleep cat demon behind the counter.

"Hello!" You grinned as the demon jolted up looking at you with distaste.

"What the fuck do you want?" He said as he grumbling something about another shit-eating grin. Your smile shrank slightly.

"are you the bartender of this.... little establishment?" You said gesturing faintly to the bar.

"Yeah? what's it to ya?" his gruff voice obviously annoyed. "Oh just checking," You moved away from the bar back towards Charlie when you noticed she was calling for someone. So you briskly moved towards her and when she turned back she yelped.

"Oh its just you," Charlie said taking a breath. "Sorry you"re, um, quite fast!"

"Who were you calling for? I could quite hear." Charlie gave a nervous smile, "oh just my co-founder!" she turned a bit away from you.

You raised an eye-brow curiously.

Then you sensed something and before anyone else could react your left hand grabbed the wrist of someone trying to grasp your right shoulder.

You were unfazed but you heard a blitz of static though the air making Charlie turn her head.

You turned around to face The Radio Demon.

"well, well, well! I didn't think I'd see the day..... The Radio Demon." Your smiled matching his vaguely annoyed one.

You let go of his wrist and took a step back so he was no longer invading your personal space. "Nice to finally put a face to the name. That is, uh, I did think you'd be taller."

Charlie was honestly surprised that Alastor didn't speak first or in that case let you speak to him in the manner you were. She knew he also often invaded others space without permission, but didn't expect you to be able to deflect that.

Finally Alastor,after staring half angrily at you for about a minute, said something to you.

"And who might you be my speedy friend?" His composer regained as his smile brightened. He disliked the fact he'd been caught off guard, by what he thought was a sinner no less.

"My names y/n, but my formal overlord title is 'The Black Swan'. I'm a newer overlord, I doubt you've heard of me." You gave him a close-lipped smile.

"I can't say I have." He said his smile strained.

"Ah well you'll be seeing quite a bit of me! I intend to join in Charlie's little dream! I see her being quite the queen someday." You said placing an arm on Charlie's shoulder.

"Oh its nothing, but thank you for deciding to stay y/n!" charlie chirped happliy.

"Oh my pleasure!" You said smiling wide as she gave you a small hug.

"Yes thank you," Alastor said with a knowing threat in his tone.

Heyyyyyy! I hope ya'll are liking this so far I worked very hard on this part so I hope it shows!

And for anyone wondering about what your powers are you have;

Hypermobility, which means fast reflexes, you are abnormally aware of your surroundings, you can move quickly without making a sound. you can fly if that wasn't said in part 1, and you know some simple spells.

again hope everyone is enjoying this and sorry for the waiting in-between chapters!

See you later little humans!!!

[zeciex]

Ya'll!!!!!!! Season 2 lets gooooo!!!

I'm still figuring out how to stretch the timeline to fit Daenera's pregnancy, but we might just get a few scenes from the first episode and then I'll stretch it until the birth and some time after.

Anyway, here's a little list for what I imagine will be included in A Vow of Blood S2 (Spoilers included) -An assassination attempt -Dramatic pregnancy reveal -Helaena+children is Daenera's solace -Pissed off, petty, cunty Daenera. -Sexual torture 🤪 -Aemond blue balls (him taking care of himself) -Smut, of course. -Aegon being an asshole -Alicent being Alicent -Moments of happiness/hope/joy -Plotting, scheming and making moves

-ANGST!!! -LOSS!!! -DEATH!!! -BETRAYAL!!! -REGRET!!!

I promise you, as much as I put them through and how far apart they are at times in season 2, they will find each other again.

[shinymoonbraixen]

Hamato Mizuki! Lets gooooo!!!!! Yeah, also find her at https://rottmntsecondsiblingsau.blogspot.com/ but anyway, this is my new Rise of the TMNT OC! A lil info about her and then the AU:

Gender: Female

Species: Diamondback Terrapin

Age: 10

Color code: (dual!) Turquoise/White

Personality: cookie stealer 😒(ofc), cute, cheerful, a big pain, decieving, casual, annoying, cocky, sweet

Likes: Lou Jitsu(and Splints ofc), Draxum, sharp stuff, ice cream, the color blue

Dislikes: Nishamura, edgy, blood, cringe, batman (😲), dark

Spots VS Spikes

Weapon: Kusarikama

Favorite Sibling: Leo (the blue crew 😎)

Worst liked sibling: Nishamura (oldest/youngest sibling battles)

Favorite music: Right Here SWV (may or may not have just randomly insert)

Favorite game: Minecraft

Favorite food: Chicken

Hated foods: Spinach, honey (yeah Winnie the Pooh, I'm looking at you!), brocoli

Favorite show/cartoon: Peppa Pig(ofc), Jupiter Jim, Lou Jitsu

Fav JJ char: Atomic Lass (started off as a joke)

Worst liked show: Mrs. Cuddles, Winnie the Pooh (hey ya'lls, remember the times when,)

Believes that: Santa is real

ABOUT THE AU:

I know if you've seen ROTTMNT OCs before there are MANY little sister au's BUT, this one is different.

⚠SPOILERS

So basically this AU is a 'what if' the rottmnt had a little sister and an even BIGGER brother.

I also made Big Mama's Assistant's name Venus de Milo, for she is the unused season three bombshell!

BUT, if you did read the rise comic FAREWELL then you would remember that Splinter said that there are TWO missing siblings, so I made the second one Baron Yanagi(that op four yr that everyone needs).

-

First post on here! 🎊

[redraven393]

catching up to Philza Minecraft Qsmp Streams Vod

30th June ya'll I've been sleeping my days off these past few days after the exam cause my body just crashed down

I have missed so much shits on the QSMP stuff holly hell the fuq happened

anyway LETS START WHOO

Welcome home PHILL

oh hey the Flower Fall shirt looks cool

dadza had been rambling about space

QSmp time

so many Flower creatures

KELP will HELP

dadza isn't sure about the slogan

LOL Forever

CHAYANNE AWAKE

AWW CHAT

ma boi I miss yu

TALLULAH WAKE UP

the"sir" stuff is Tallulah's admin right?

TALLULAH BABY HOW ARE YOU

Tallulah will get the whole solar system at this point

Chayanne shrine

AW NO TALLULAH

Holly that is so many Chayanne

the Crows love his son

Tallulah BACK!

WHALE WATCHING?!

AW TINNY TALLULAH WITH THE SAMBRERO

Chayanne and Chayanne

ah so they cloned themselves

oh god what happened

YEAH Ramon Saved the day such a good little hero

Chayanne why?-yeah that's fuq up

WHY ARE YOU KIDS WANT TO SEE A CROCODILE

?

did they fight a crocodile before???

don't use shaders kids

use you dragon magic kids- HE'S HERE

dangerous mission

omg Tallulah noo

yeah scold her Chayanne

magical trip

oh shit he's invis

nooo Ramon it's not drugs

EYYY he's HERE

Kids get up

oh, Mike had a barber?

wait why would Fit go to a barber?

ugh sea mission is scary

Ramon we don't kill whales they are endangered

"There is no shame in leaving" thankyou Fit

yes Ramon Pls you all in one life

Chef Chayanne lets gooooo

oh yeah good idea Tallulah safety first

Oh shit Chayanne didn't have one

Shave it off??

Noodle Soup!!! i want noodle soup today

oh god wat happened in the debate??

don't jinx us phill

ahh so Phil is in team Foolish-Phil noooo

I like that the kids always go for the trampoline first

HELLO MINECRAFT PHILLZA WE READY FOR ADVENTURE MINECRAFT PHLIZA

nervous abluoeto-RAMOOOONNNNN

what is there a TNT canon-wait Ramon-wait Chayanne-kidsss-oh shit-oh okay thank goodness-OMG KIDSS- CHAYANNE-OMG TALLULAH

good lord, I'm aging-omg Phill

oh no the solar system is here

bunch of manly men with boats

clean coal

boat timeee

oh shit the WHALE-DRIVEEE-Oh shit-omg these kids are killing me-oh shit CHAYANNE-oh noo TALLULAH

yeah two whales is enough

okay get cooking Chayanne

did ramon just trows away a tusk???

RAMOONN NOOO

waiting on Tallulah

its revenge for Baghera???

oh nooooo the whale

HOLLLY SHIT THE JUMP

omg

the Whale was gunning for it

ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGG

TALLULAH YOU BACK SWEETIE

either her or the whales

ohhhh Seafood menuuu

the trick to defeat the monument

ohh the seaside stuff had been decorated

off to the monument we go

ok here we go-ramon with the bomb-you two old men shut up-milk squid?

omg Fit is an Alpha and Phil is a Beta-someone pls shot me

Ramon works fast-creepy ghost fish-yey Phill killed em

things have been pretty smooth so far

OMG RAMON NO

Mission donee

HAIR CUT TIME

emotional support for the bald man lets go

wat? a giant squid?

lol Phil has trauma taking care of more than 2 eggs

HI CELLBIT

Fit and Ramon is a dangerous dad and son duo

Yummy~~~

WAT!!!! oh shit-

THAT IS OK CELLBIT

HI RICHA

really love the kid-ah of course burning village

another VIDCON TRIP in French

ohh a NEW video Game made by Cellbit pog

OMG RICHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY

oh no scarey barber

Dollified Richa

oh no the bike-Phil is taking revenge on Mike

Holly hell they fast ZOMING

wat?-OMG OH SHIT-that's the train? so cool

Hi mike hi Pac-OH GOD THEIR HAIR

YAEH PEER PRESURE-phil really cant say no to Tallulah huh??

TRAIN TIME-oh no out of fuel?-RAMON NO-TALLULAH NO

aww sweety

omg law suit evaded pog-omg the safety protocol is being ignored left and right

oh no Chat broken

HE'S IN

OH NO TALLULAH-subway surfer omg-the album omg-she is so her dad's child

Train conductor Chayanne LETS GO

RAMON PUT YUR ARMOUR ON-and stop griefing the Brazilian

"boys will be boys"

egg cats-sewer egg-hi Richa-OMG ITS RADIATION??

ohh it's done???

aww cute richa moment

hi cellbit-egg for the cake lets gooo

OMG BLOND BADBOYHALO

HE's BALD MARKIPLIER-PINK BRAID OMG-he feel Bonita

PHIL'S turn-Fuq HIM UP FAM-Dangerous

oh no Richa lock them in

love that Chayanne and Tallulah is the model good kid eggs like they are literally the cousin that every parent compares you to

Riddle time!-omg-Comedian Chayanne-HAH GOT EMM

A MONTH!?-until the election?-wet stone lol

HEY AYPIEREE-Ramon no

yeah TECHNICLY CORRECT-OMG FIT NO-the BELL HAND LETS GO

well maybe you will have feathers like that one dragon

lol everyone ready with a camera-omg good lord-fallen off Phil lets go

CELLBIT is YOUR TURN

dot mess the white he says-oh no that could be true

oh no RICHA LOOK THEM in

oh no yu okay?-noise canceling pog-aww Tallulah

oh Will is in Poland??-STOP BEING TALENTED AND GOOD

hello there-omg the Yaoi land is getting to them all

the voice is the problem or the catfish is

YEAH ARTIST RICHA APPRECIATION

no meta-gaming Phill

AWW SO CUTE

CELLBITS HAIR CUTS DONE-OMG LOL HE CALLED IT-THE CAT EARSSS OMG-EARING TOO

Worse than the torture he says lol

Furry Cellbit lets go

Richa Party lets go

turtle eggs?? oh it's from dapper,

omg he's is keeping it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHAA- yu did perfect Phil

2 MONT LETS GOO

Mike no not at the eggs bday party

HOLLY SHIT PAC AND MIKE ARE KILLING IT

THE GIFTTSSS-so many foods from Chayanne-HOLLY SHIT RAMON

omg the mix they do with the flutes is so cool

What was that a radio?-a pancake?

Hi BADBOYHALO-loblond besties-omg Cellbit lol

HI DAPPER-the twins are fighting that's okay I guess

PHOTO TIME

cool beach they really did good

omg wat?-is that guy riding a dead decaying bird?-hu

wait-wat oh fuqin shit they're back-the Kids oh no -oh thank god thanks Bad

omg those fukers are back

OH FUQ OFF

yeah you jinx it Phill

oh god they can't hurt him

OMG THE KIDS

oh no he's going

OMG it's GOING TO THE NEST-omg it's going there

oh no the thing is trying to go inside

on the roof -where is it-fucker son of ditch hole bitch

bastard ditch suker- are the Kids safe in their room???

FUCK ALL OF THESE MOBS ARE ANNOYING

the thing still didn't catch any damage-oh fuq off he's trying to hurt the kids using the ghost

OH WAIT-OH FUQ-its in the window-oh okay but fuq

Leo?? oh god they are targeting her-omg Leo's Room was broken-just get lost already

WAT? TAKING PICTURES?-THAT BASTARD BITCH-OMG IT REALLY TAKING PICTURES

oh good lord Tallulah Sweetie I'm so sorry you have to see this

ok, I think it's gone now-you okay Chayanne?- THANK YOU FOREVER

Tallulah Darling I'm so sorry-okay it's gone thank god-are we safe?

ok so Leo and Pomme are targets

aww Tallulah darling I'm glad ur safe-okay back to safety

fuq that was fuking horrible-yeah that is annoying- yu jinx it

a wat?-omg defup-lol-the VOICE-multiple gegg nice-ah yes put him in the cage-oh he is not there?-lol is a zoo now

Phil that is not a lullaby

WE LOVE YOU TO KIDS BYE

the hotel is fuqed-Forever we need you

oh god its getting stronger

okay get ur rest old man

[shesailsships]

TXT Freefall

Did a listening party with my younger sister and cousins and like that was an experience because damn did Freefall deliver:

Growing Pain: LOST MY MIND!!! It was suddenly 2006 and I was listening to my fave alt rock track?!?! BLOWN AWAY who is doing rock like them HMMMM??

Chasing That Feeling: lives in my head rent free. Like I'm singing it under my breath without thinking, humming it, I am so hooooooked!!! The 80's vibe sexy synthy moodiness of this track is just what this world needed [chef's kiss] ps: all the love to Taehyun's high note, bless xoxo <3

Back For More (TXT ver.): this one can get it. WHEN I'M WIT CHU- all I know is that the TXT verse is killer dude that harmony YEEESSSS

Dreamer: MY QUEEEN. I knew. I knew from the preview that this one would come for me and it DID!! I mean the VIBESSS...so sexy and dreamy and smooth...such control on all those breathy vocals and killer falsettos...like we really stan vocal kings ya'll!

Deep Down: this one was so atmospheric and felt so layered I LOVE IT and like the drop was so PERFECT like again with the nostalgic 2000's feel except instead of a rock concert I'm suddenly at a dance party and just yaaaaass <3

Happily Ever After: I'm such a sucker for all the la-la-la-las like yup sign me up I'm here for iiiiiit!! The BPMs for this one are insane it's so upbeat and fun, but then the contrasting lyrics looool

Skipping Stones: AND BACK TO THE ROCK. Let's gooooo! TXT is made for this genre I swear to yoooou and the lyrics on this one were so goooood like daaaaamn hit me right in the feels!

Blue Spring: I knew it was on the album from the preview but I still screamed because OH MY GOD this song has had me by the heartstrings since they debuted it at the Seoul concert and I have been pining for a recorded version ever since then and now to have it is like such a gift I swear it's been on replay all day and the adlibs in the album version make me want to cry happy tears I CAN'T

Do It Like That: such a fun funky track, still makes me smile even after listening to it a million times- idk feels like summer and I dig it :D

[ginger-grimm]

I was tagged by @reggiemantleholdmyhand-tle to give ya'll 4 characters I think match my energy so here we gooooo (thank you Vannah!!)

TAGGING: @megandaisy9 @johnnmurphy @luucypevensie @richitozier @jemmalynette @jurassicobsessor @juliaswickcrs @itscapokaybye @asirensrage @residentdormouse and anyone else who wants to do this!!

[beanswrites]

42nd POST EVERYBODY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

LET'S GOOOOO

I'M SO EXCITED

It's my 42dn post ya'll, which means it is my sole duty to give you some universe knowledge

Alright, ahem, here I go:

This site is the BEST site for name generating EVER and I use it for everything, so here you go if you are struggling with fictional or real names of places/people: https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/

If you know why 42 is such a great number you are a legend, I don't make the rules

If your drafts and requests are bothering you because they are unfinished, universe said to poke them with a stick. It works, trust me.

Psstt! You, yes, you! @everyonewhodoesanykindofwriting! Did you know that you can make your own continent for your story?? There are actually two ways: 1. It's called Polygon map generator, and it's really nice cause it randomises the continent for you, but you can also edit it! 2. If you like more work and to precisely get your own land, than Inkarnate is for you.

The universe has spoken and it said that if you are a writer who bashes people for requesting anonymously bc they are uncomfy with public requesting and you give them a hard time because of it you ARE a bad person

I know this one is pretty known but anyways if you have any word problems (like really, ANY), Wordhippo is the website for you. With being bilingual and not always remembering certain words for my writing, it helps a lot.

Alright so I'm not here to be a gatekeeping jerk and not explain to my wonderful followers why exactly is the 42nd post so important, so here is the explanation:

Basically there is this massive book series called "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" which came out in the 70's and my dad loves it, so he explained to me long ago why 42 is such a significant number for this book. The whole story is about people who were building a massive supercomputer on a distant planet for thousands of years. When it was finished, they asked the supercomputer what was the meaning of life (as one does) and the computer processed the question for ANOTHER few thousands of years. The final answer? Yep, you guessed it, 42.

So yeah.

Got excited because a 70's book series said 42 was the meaning of life and this is my 42nd post, as one does. At least I gave you some good writer knowledge!

[ghostlycavalier]

I just realized when retagging all my art so that I actually have a proper art tag that I haven’t been actually posting, like, a good portion of it. So I’m going to do that now, all at once, with no sense of reasonable spacing--get ready kiddos.