#here u go. (inflicts psychic damage)

[toytulini]

you know that joke thats like cw: this game contains scenes?

tfw you have an oc that is just. he just Is a content warning at this point

[schleckermaul]

drabble — lady sharon's birthday.

THE PAPERS STREWN ACROSS HIS DESK ARE CRUMPLED.

   ink, sometimes spilled haphazardly, nonsensical and frantic. it's a picture of despair, carefully tucked away in the safety of break's room, a door locked and a candle lit. he wouldn't have needed it, his eyes not picking up any light, not recognizing even the shape of the sheets of paper. break can't see its flame, and still, there's familiarity in the ritual of it.

   a candle lit. a window closed. an ink pen, alongside the box it's kept in. paper, torn and crumpled, with a few sheets still untouched. his trembling hands, struggling to put down the words.

   already failing at the first word, the first instance. looking at the attempts, spread before him, break knows the mess they must make.

milad milady lady shar dear sharon, my sh sharon, i'm how have you be happy b

   he wipes at his eye, furiously, as something wet hits the paper, the sound of it soaking into the parchment brimming in his ears. he'll run out of them, eventually. this was a stupid idea, he knows it is, knew it the second he sat down to try and start writing. some of the letters are too small to recognize, and he has to press the pen so hard into the paper that it tears, sometimes, just so he can trace over it, check if it's truly visible enough. and when that's managed, he'll be too impatient, trace it before it's dry, ruin the whole thing— how is a blind man supposed to write a letter?

   does it matter, even? he died in her arms. he knows. in gilbert's version of the story, she lived a lifetime without him, spent more time without him at her side than with him. and that's a cruel thought, it is. knows the severity of her affections for him, how badly she wanted to walk alongside him. he was just too stupid to see.

to see. there's a brief flash, of a memory of her smile, hazier and blurrier the longer he stays alive. his breath hitches with a sob, break not attempting to bite down on it, his head pounding.

   squeezing his eyes shut, he breathes, wheezes, frustrated, before reaching for another paper.

sa sharon, i'm sorry.

   he'd tried doing this before, when he was still home. when he was alive. he'd made lists, then, as if writing it down would help, with his ever dwindling focus and strength. his goals, his tasks, what he needed to do before he died. visit lady shelly's grave one more time. have tea with lady sheryl. buy a cake for the raven. leave reim's favourite wine in his office.

apologize.

   he'd never done it. never found the time. there was never any time, always something to do.

   his fingers, shaky, continue.

it's very roude of me to miss my lady's birthday. i hope reim is preparing an ade a fitting celebration in my absence. and i am so

   he can't breathe. his chest hurts, heaves, and it's so much worse than the pain he feels when mad hatter's powers pull blood from his lungs. he wishes, desperately, he could tear it from his chest and toss it aside, but in the here and now, it's the only proof he has of his love for her ever existing in the first place.

   tears keep hitting the paper. he leans back, for just a moment, trying to stop them from falling. she's never going to read this. it's a stupid idea. she'll never see him again. she'll live a life without him, she'll bury him and move on, eventually.

   (he hears her voice, alongside reim's, calling for him. the way they clung to him as his last breath left him. reim's strong shoulder for him to lean against, as his eyes fluttered close. her hand, tied into the back of his coat, small and warm.

   she'd always been so small. so young. how could she ever bear the loss of him, and not lose a piece of herself?)

i am so rry. i never meant to miss any of them. it's unbecoming. lady sheryl would be upset with me. i hope she is well. i hope you ar i hope you are well. i know yo u're not, right now, but i hope also know you will be, so oner or later. you're strong.

   so much stronger than he ever gave her credit for, a small hope that's holding him upright enough to not collapse entirely. she was prepared, in some ways, the same way reim was. and still, they weren't. still, they begged him to live, hours before his death.

   could they ever have been, really?

you will grow. without me. you will live, without me. you, and rei m. you will lead the rainsworth dukedom, and you will do it wonderfully. i know this, too. you will do we ll.

   burying his face in his hand not holding the pen, break makes a small noise, a whimper muffled into his palm. he wipes at his nose, rubs a wet eye.

i'm sorry for leaving.

   he'll never be able to fix it. not even if he ever found himself returning. it's a wound too grievous, too significant. maybe, and only maybe, the cycle of a hundred years will be able to mend it, for them to meet after reincarnation. somewhere they won't have to part so soon. sometime he'll be able to remain without guilt.

happy birthday. most affectionately and faithfully yours, your br xerxes break

   the paper makes a horrible noise when he crushes it between his palms.

   swallowing his next sob, break shakes his head vehemently.

   it's for her birthday. he shouldn't be too glum about it. she should smile, reading it, so that he can hear it in her voice, remind himself of how it looked when he could still see.

   reaching for another sheet—

   he tries again.

[funishment-time]

is there anything on ur iceberg ud like to expand on in particular? all of it is sooo good 2 me and im rlly interested in ur thoughts. all the junko ones in particular are SO GOOD u get her!!!

(cw: cannibalism, Junko stuff)

thank you!!! here's a few random JUNKOS ones i'll expand upon:

Junko originally considered sparing her classmates: taken from a translated interview where Kodaka says that he wanted to do an OVA where a truly happy Junko would have had to work up the "resolve" to enact her last plan. i mourn that we never got this OVA every single day

Monokubs meant to represent aspects of Junko's personality: kind of Complicated, but pretending that Moogs' story is mostly right, i like to think corporate added the Monokubs to give a dash of personality-shifting Junko to the game before the reveal, for long-time watchers. the kubs are heavily Junko-coded to me

Junko has no real sexuality or opinions on anything: she is both a bigot and not a bigot, gay or not gay, genderfucked or not, trans or not trans, depending on How She Can Hurt You. to me, she long ago lost the ability to have any worldview besides trying to feel psychic damage and inflict it on others

Junko & Remnants were all cannibals: this in itself is the tip of the iceberg of some of the things she and the Remnants probably did, but for Junko specifically, she def ate Mondo Butter and maybe some of her other classmates too. we have lots of evidence she has a sort of weird "wants to be one with everyone" complex (Junkoland, her monologue about being twins w/ Mukuro) and what better way than to nomnomnom on human flesh

DR world already a dystopia before Junko arrived: Junko just tipped the scales. (the fact that HPA openly had an Ultimate Soldier/SHSL Merc who certainly joined up as a minor, which we know for a fact from DR1, should be all one needs to know...but there's other stuff going on, too.) btw: true in both the main timeline and in the nice AU. arguably more true in the nice AU because while we're missing Ultimate Merc (Mukuro attends as Junko, no one knows Mukuro) the V3s are all there too and very much real (so we have Maki etc)

AI Junko not a continuation of the real one but separate entity: just aligns with what the DR universe tells us about other AIs/its AI rules. there's lots about how Alter Ego is not Chihiro and Kodaka recently confirmed AI Chiaki was not the same girl as OG Chiaki (+ she says so directly in DR3)

Junko genuinely wanted to get Makoto to hook up with some girls thru Monokuma: just a silly one. in my head, before the Despairening(tm), Junko was kind of a wingwoman for Makoto because she has a little crush on him and it hurt her real fuckin' good to try to get him with other girls. this continues into the killing game where she uses Monokuma to constantly tease him into being a pervert. she is the biggest Makoto Harem fantasizer

appreciate the question! please enjoy!

[sanchoyo]

tangentially related to last text post, but kept separate bc its LONG WINDED about nothing Really, sapote is by far the funniest to just throw at other charas bc of how well she simply Rolls With The Punches. Commits to the Bit. shes a loud, funny extrovert and inflicts psychic damage on everyone's brain cells (affectionate) just by being in their proximity fr.

-her and persimmon grew up together right? like theyre cousins, and they have that dynamic of 'ohh its bully on SIGHT TARGET SPOTTED (COMING IN FOR THE ELBOW DROP)' 'NO NO GET AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK' energy that comes with having older cousins (or is. that just me having a million cousins myself. sajdfsdf) shes. actually really surprised persimmon made the effort to come to earth, that shes NOT on the same side as her, and does take it a liiiitle personally and get her feelings hurt. but not enough to NOT still fight her on sight. this is not a NEW thing for them. like before leaving their planet it was still 'ohoho i see persims. going to run full speed at her and headbutt her' energy but now its just. ramped up in intensity yk.

-her and mira have the worlds longest contest of being committed to the Bit. the Bit in this case being sapote pretending to Get everything mira says and 'yes and'ing her to death. sapote really DOES love miras attitude and thinks shes sooo funny with how eager she is, and mira is just devastated sapote is being so patronizing and not taking her seriously. but like. mira commits SO hard to the aesthetic of Being a Magical girl and gets meta about it, and sapote will just. in turn match that energy and commit super hard to being a hammy cartoon villain complete with campy little outfits and speeches bc shes a messy improv theater girlie and this makes mira SOOO HAPPY. they play off each others energy SO well if its just the two of them that show up to a fight theyll just monologue at each other for 3 hours then leave w/out throwing hands at all

-sapote is Reasonably Sort Of Frightened by Aqua and Machines In General. but also sapote is one of the few ppl who CAN stand to fight aqua without experiencing Immediate Death, which is Great! she ends up fighting her 90% of the time her and cara go to earth, because, cara is Small and Sapote's Responsibility, and we cant let Mrs Murderbot over here Hurt Our Little Cara :( (aqua is asking sapote very sweetly to stop fighting during all of this btw. and sapote is like NUH UH IM NOT falling for these ALGORITHM TRICKS i KNOW as SOON as we surrender (which we will not do bc we r not COWARDS) u will Terminator Us. and aquas like omg no i wont :( btw how do u know terminator movies :( on aquas side its very much her not understanding sapote, her jokes or her mannerisms at all and also being a Little Nervous around her. the mutual 'you kind of freak me out' solidarity they could have...

-cara and sapote are THEE starting duo. for reference cara is, to sapote, a small angry teenage girl who trembles like a chihuahua and should Not Be Here, but Queen Trusted her with cara so she HAS to keep an eye on her. like. this is HER little buddy and she takes this responsibility VERY seriously. overbearingly so. sapote is, a 20s something year old disaster who by all accounts has a low sense of self preservation, NO respect for authority, or sense for whats too Far sometimes. and yet. and YET. in her mind shes like. yeah im gonna be the BEST role model :) for this teenager :) ever :)

but inwardly shes a little offput by cara. in the sense that she…worries why shes here, yknow, bc shes young, shes here on the ship ALONE with no other humans, and cara is SO closed off, QUEEN knows why cara wants to be here supposedly, and she okayed it, so sapote should trust her and not push too hard or she could scare cara into being even more emotionally closed off!!! sapote hashes out The Jokes but genuinely. is trying. very hard to get cara to LIKE her and to TALK to her (unfortunately this freaks cara out and she clams up even harder ajkdfhkj but the effort should count for something. to her credit sapote never had an angsty phase she was always the class clown when she was caras age so she has NO frame of reference but by god is she TRYING. via taking cara on fun little Villain Sprees, but STILLLL.)

cara is also inadvertently the reason sapote starts learning a lot more abt earth and its cultures bc shes trying SO dang hard to connect to her and thinks this will help. but then looking from caras side, at her Inner Thoughts its like oh :( :( [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS] just. the two of them forced to have an honest convo is so HARD bc of how much cara closes herself off ESPECIALLY from sapote, and how much shes not afraid to be a bit mean and play the 'youre being overbearing leave me ALONE' card to sapote, who wants to be the Cool Fun Alien Cara can Trust :") she wants to have fun and joke around with cara, but ironically the human she ends up being able to do that with more is?? mira??? which is. funny in a horrible way. because They Are Not On The Same Side…she wants the human on Her Side to Feel Safe and Confide In Her More :( i need them locked in a room for hours untl cara TALKS. please (and this is a Thing I can Do since They Are My Ocs. will I? well. :) )

-Queen and sapote...u wouldnt THINK they would get along bc Queen seems So Proper and Polite and Sapote has NO filter and is rowdy and obnoxious, but. the second sapote enters a room queen perks up a little, her eyes light up, and shes Speed Walking over to her after excusing herself from whatever convo she was trapped in to get the Gossip. shes one of the few ppl queen actually relaxes around and confides in aside from Arilla, which speaks volumes about sapote (and is something cara constantly is BAFFLED by, and if u ask queen shes like uhhm no I dont play favorites of course not <3 I treat all u the same <3 but sapote actually does make her Laugh which is Much Needed to put it very lightly so.) meanwhile sapote sees Queens right hand man Arilla and IMMEDIATELY also starts picking on him and queen wont help bc she thinks its kind of Funny Too even if she wont Laugh Out Loud at him bc that would be ~mean~ </3 sapote is stealing this poor mans glasses and calling him twiggy and messing up his HAIR please help him.

anyway. its also just really fun throwing Sapote Into Situations with other characters because like. she is an adult in a magical girl series where the main charas NEED adult guidance and wisdom sometimes! but she doesnt have that. because shes a disaster 20s girlie. but god does she Feel that age difference a lot of the time. sooo much silly teenage drama shes rolling her eyes about and laughing over. and then theres Adultier Adults in the series, who are in their late 30s and 40s and 50s and having her interact with them is where things get REALLY fun.

she contains multitudes shes street smart and socially smart and an extrovert and a funnygirl and a cringefail girl and the Most Worst Disaster youve ever seen and makes HORRIBLE choices and lives off junk food and beer and is fighting ILL and still bodying people and one of Queens many meowmeow warriors but wiggled up to the top ranks by being SUPER meowmeow. and is having a GREAT time doing it. and she still loves her famiwy vewy much mwawh. and comes back to the ship to run to her sister in the daycare and throw gifts from earth to the alien kids. which is nice. but she totally stole those. because she contains multitudes. she HAS the range. shes kind of blorbo shaped, but also kind of tumblr sexyman shaped. i cannot elaborate further.

also sapote is way taller than all of them so she just. leans on them. looms. t poses. that meme of the guy floating scarily in the hallway after someone else. thats her 😌

[shubaka]

for the reputation ask you are my very lovely jeff mutual who has a tendency to inflict (I say this affectionately) psychic damage with either your jeff queue or ur lovely kimchay fics

also a very talented writer and artist!!! it's really a privilege seeing your work, both fics, thoughts and art on my feed!!! thank you for gracing them to us!!

(psst that jeff queue really is a killer. everytime I think i've healed from something I'm like ahhhh here it is again. thank u for ur efforts lol)

ahhh wtf you're too kind. i'm gonna go sob in a corner 😭💕💕

i'm glad the continual reblogging of old jeff photos/vids is appreciated. :') just passing the suffering along like a hot potato <3

[louisdotmp3]

succession living+ to me is structured just like a dnd split party session that no one is looking forward to. starts off with ken and rome instituting their little plan, to no great effect. (charisma rolls middling). just hanging around getting to some interpersonal drama beats (shiv calling bullshit on ken and rome, she gets a bonus on perception for her siblings and she uses it to great effect). the hated npc (greg) immediately dismissed in favor of beloved npc (tom). shiv has been having the most insane interactions with npc’s this season (matsson, tom), none of the players or the dm really know what’s going on in her head. meanwhile ken coming up with the silliest plan of all time while rome kind of just goes along with it, until shiv rolls high on persuasion. and we’ve been here before, ken absolutely bombed his rolls for his birthday party and he’s trying a similar bid anyway. he doesn’t have high charisma to start with so it’s a huge swing - and against all fucking odds he rolls a natural 20. meanwhile rome has been rolling comically low all episode until he gets hit with the double psychic damage of ken succeeding & sending him the edited video. he chooses to inflict psychic damage on himself multiple times while the dm laughs nervously and goes you don’t have to do that..

like. it has all the trademarks of a boring five footer except every character chooses to attempt the most insane rolls they could possibly make and as you go on they get more and more extreme to create just an absolute symphony of fuck it we ball. u know.

[waitingforminjae]

thinking abt this one old ontae radio appearance from 2010 where they were talking abt taemin's school life and the host brought up how girls must go crazy over taemin bc he's an idol and taemin was like yeah they kinda do sometimes but i don't care abt girls yet hahaha and then played runaway by linkin park

[thyfatedenemy]

He sends you a dick pic and you send this back to him, reactions

I'm fucked up over driving classes and I hate them sm so I wrote this and I'm going to inflict the psychic damage onto all of you to cope

Charachters: Cater, Trey, Leona, Idia, Malleus, Lilia

🔞 contect because... weenies

Cater:

Dude spend HOURS trying to find the perfect angle, the perfect lighting, everything needs to be PERFECT, otherwise he's not sending it.

There it was. The perfect picture. Everything about it was perfect.

And then

Then you have the AUDACITY to send something like that to him.

How dare you?

How dare you be this funny?

Screw you. He loves you so much god damn it, he's got his dick out, it's hard, and he's wheezing his lungs out.

Because of you.

Please come see him rn he wants to kiss his amazing comedian S/O

Trey:

Gonna be honest, you need to bring up the subject.

And he says "sure", like the tiny little fool he is.

Doesn't spend too much time on it but makes it look decent.

Y'know, just a nice little treat for yo-

What is that.

Baby.

Baby what is that. Why.

He's confused.

Then it clicks.

You set him up.

You so nicely asked for a dick pic. All because you wanted to use the reaction picture. Also probably because u wanted a dick pic but we can ignore that for now.

He sends a grumpy cat meme in responce.

Leona:

Puts a lil' effort into it but tbh he'd just rather have you there with him.

Checks the phone occasionally to see when you've responded.

Stares at the image send back to him.

Stares it a bit longer.

Tries to decide what to do now.

For once he's. He's really not sure what he's supposed to do here.

Leaves you on read by accident.

He's not mad he's just very confused.

Idia:

Took him alot to send it, he's shy like that.

The picture is a bit blurry and somehow he managed to make his dick look shy, but y'know, decent picture all in all.

Tbh the meme gets a good laugh out of him, if you ever end up sending him nudes, he'll just send it back to you.

It's an inside joke now.

If you two ever have sex, he's first gonna pull the picture from his phone.

"woaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"sex"

"so cool"

Please laugh with him.

Malleus: blame @malewife-central for this one /j

He.

Okay so he can't use a phone.

But this doesn't stop him.

He spends hours trying to draw his own dicks

Honestly it's a really good drawing too. Shading, lighting, every single detail is immaculate.

Then he puts it in an envelope, puts a wax seal on it, and sends it to you with magic. The letter burns if anyone but you opens it.

He waits patiently for your responce.

It comes in the form of a carrier pidgeon he'd gifted you.

He opens the envelope.

Teleports to you an asks for an explanation.

You end up spending a few hours with him, explaining the meme.

No he doesn't have his pants on.

Another one whose not mad, just very confused.

Lilia:

Well on a good note, he knows how phones work... probably.

He'd prefer you there with him, pictures like these seem so detatched, but y'know he has no problem with sending the picture either.

He sees the meme and falls to the ground in tears. He's shaking, crying, trying to stop himself from cackling in the hour of our lord, 22:02/10:02pm

Also teleports to you. His dicks still out but u can ignore that.

You've broken this man he can't stop laughing, like seriously it's been 10 minutes.

[edelgoth]

pokemon team commission

@seaweedsallyandhercacklingturtle hello! sorry this took so long; it required a lot of research ahaha but i hope this is what you were looking for! let me know if there’s anything you’d want me to expand upon or change! 

Ryoma: I think he’d go for a combination of fire and water types, which reflects not only his aesthetic, but also his personality. His team also has a lot of pokemon with mega evolutions, which feels fitting for the king of Hoshido. 

Volcanion: as the ruler of Hoshido, it feels only natural that he should have a legendary at his side. His Volcanion would have a quiet nature, which’d buff it’s special attack while lowering it’s already below-average speed.  

As for it’s move-set, it would have: 

Steam Eruption [Water || Special]

Scald [Water || Special]

Flamethrower [Fire || Special]

Haze [Ice || Status]

Rapidash: with it’s flowing mane of pure fire, Rapidash seems like a fitting visual accompaniment for Ryoma. It would serve as a worthy mount for him, should he want to. It would be adamant in nature, buffing his attack but lowering his special attack. 

It’s move-set would be: 

Flare Blitz [Fire || Physical]

Stomp [Normal || Physical]

Mega Horn [Bug || Physical]

Agility [Psychic || Status]

Gyrados: both a fitting visual contrast and a powerful offensive Pokemon, Gyrados is another staple of Ryoma’s team. Like Rapidash, it has an adamant nature, making it’s power even stronger. It’s key move is Earthquake, which lets it take out Electric types before they have the chance to take advantage of his x4 weakness. 

It’s move-set would look like: 

Outrage [Dragon || Physical]

Waterfall [Water || Physical]

Dragon Dance [Dragon || Status]

Earthquake [Ground || Physical]

Tyrantrum: Physically imposing, with good move coverage, Tyrantrum fills a similar role as Gyrados. And, like Gyrados, it has an adamant nature, resulting in it specialising in powerful attacks.

Crunch [Dark || Physical]

Earthquake [Ground || Physical]

Dragon Tail [Dragon || Physical]

Rock Polish [Rock || Status]

Blaziken: a great mixed attacker, with a boost to his speed from his ability, Speed Boost (no kidding). Ryoma’s Blaziken would have a naughty nature, buffing it’s attacks and lowering it’s special defense. He’d also be the most playful Pokemon on the team, adding some diversity into what is otherwise quite the driven, serious group. 

Blaze Kick [Fire || Physical]

Swords Dance [Normal || Status]

Sky Uppercut [Fighting || Physical]

Flamethrower [Fire || Special]

Swampert: quite bulky, Swampert makes a good defensive wall. He’s not a strong attacker, but he can put on the hurt. His serious nature has no effect on his stats, but he doesn’t really need them. He balances out It’s Ground-typing alleviates it’s electric weakness, and just like Gyrados, Earthquake will deal with that potential threat before it’s even a problem. 

Waterfall [Water || Physical]

Earthquake [Ground || Physical]

Scald [Water || Special]

Hidden Power [Flying || Special]

Hinoka: as expected, Hinoka’s team has a strong flying-type bias. For the most part, she has some good attack units, while having two Pokemon devoted to wearing the enemy down. 

Braviary: with it’s Brave Bird, Hinoka’s Braviary is a real threat to opponents with high powered attacks. Easily taking the position of her lead Pokemon, Braviary’s speed is it’s asset. It’s adamant nature sets it up with a good attack stat, helping this Pokemon be something of a powerhouse. I also see it being her partner Pokemon! 

Brave Bird [Flying || Physical]

Tail Wind [Flying || Status]

Super Power [Fighting || Physical]

Steel Wing [Steel || Physical]

Skarmory: Hinoka would definitely make sure she had a defensive powerhouse on her team, and Skarmory would be the perfect fit. Her Skarmory would have a impish nature, to raise it’s defense and make it even more of a wall.

Drill Peck [Flying || Physical]

Toxic [Poison || Status]

Iron Head [Steel || Physical]

Roost [Flying || Status]

Toucannon: with it’s ability Skill Link, Hinoka’s Toucannon covers it’s rock weakness and hits incredibly powerfully with the move Beak Blast. It’s brave nature boosts it’s attack while lowering it’s speed, but that’s not really a concern here. Another strong attacker. 

Beak Blast [Flying || Physical]

Bullet Seed [Grass || Physical]

Feather Dance [Flying || Status]

Pluck [Flying || Physical]

Salamence: the only member of her team who can Mega Evolve, Hinoka’s Salamence is the team’s sweeper. His already high attack is buffed by his naughty nature, and his naturally high speed makes him a force to be reckoned with. 

Draco Meteor [Dragon || Special]

Dragon Claw [Dragon || Physical]

Fly [Flying || Physical]

Crunch [Dark || Physical]

Gliscor: with it’s HP and defense stats, Gliscor is there to annoy the opponent. With Bulldoze to slow enemies, and U-Turn to inflict damage while escaping, Gliscor is an absolute nuisance. This fits well with his impish nature, which increases his defence while taking down his special attack. But, as all of his moves are physicals, that’s not a problem.  

U-Turn [Bug || Physical]

Night Slash [Dark || Physical]

Acrobatics [Flying || Physical]

Bulldoze [Ground || Physical]

Mandibuzz: this Pokemon won’t deal much damage, but they’d be extremely annoying to deal with. More of a support Pokemon, this Mandibuzz boasts a careful nature, which ups it’s special defense while lowering special attack. 

Brave Bird [Flying || Physical]

Whirlwind [Normal || Status]

Bone Rush [Ground || Physical]

Defog [Flying || Status]

Takumi: his team would comprise primarily of fire and dark types; not only does it reflect his brash personality, but it also hints at the tragedy to befall him. 

Talonflame: this’d be Takumi’s ace, with his physical power being boosted by his adamant nature. Furthermore, Talonflame is absurdly quick, with an ability that gives +1 priority for flying attacks. It serves a further support function, too, with the move Tailwind. 

Brave Bird [Flying || Physical]

Roost [Flying || Status] 

Flame Charge [Fire || Physical]

Tailwind [Flying || Status]

Houndoom: this Pokemon has a mild nature, which buffs it’s special attack at the expense of it’s defence. Houndoom is very tactfully useful, with it’s Nasty Plot to set up it’s alreafy insanely high special attack, while Roar removes unfavourable matchups. Essentially, it’s good in a pinch!  

Nasty Plot [Dark || Status]

Flamethrower [Fire || Special]

Dark Pulse [Dark || Special] 

Roar [Normal || Status]

Silvally: This’d be a Dragon Type Silvally! It’s lonely nature boosts it’s attack and lowers it’s defence, making it a heavy-hitter that covers multiple bases. It’s moveset makes it quite flexible, too! 

Multi-Attack [Dragon || Physical] 

Explosion [Normal || Physical]

Thunder Wave [Electric || Status] 

Psychic Fangs [Psychic || Physical]

Umbreon: with it’s jolly nature, Umbreon is there to bother the opponent. The boost to it’s speed helps them slow down their opponent and weaken them before they have a chance to attack. It’s not so much of an offensive powerhouse, but it’s an excellent support for the team. 

Foul Play [Dark || Physical]

Toxic [Poison || Status]

Protect [Normal || Status]

Heal Bell [Normal || Status]

Arcanine: with Sunny Day, it boosts fire moves for the rest of the team, and it’s Extreme Speed is a powerful priority move. It’s boosted by it’s naughty nature, which raises it’s attack. It’s good to start a match with, specifically so it can use Sunny Day. 

Extreme Speed [Normal || Physical]

Flare Blitz [Fire || Physical]

Play Rough [Fairy || Physical]

Sunny Day [Fire || Status]

Noctowl: It’s modest nature boosts it’s special attack, which helps ensure some reliable power in Moonblast. It can also use a combination of moves to ensure good recovery, which makes it a strong player on Takumi’s team.  

Moonblast [Fairy || Special]

Air Slash [Flying || Special] 

Hypnosis [Psychic || Status] 

Dreameater [Psychic || Special]

Sakura: soft and gentle as she is, Sakura does not prioritise attack power when it comes to building a team. Instead, she focuses both on cute, pretty fairy types, and Pokemon that have a natural aptitude for healing. 

Chansey: with it’s special defense raised by it’s calm nature, Sakura’s Chansey is a defensive wall. Furthermore, it serves as an excellent support for it’s team. 

Heal Bell [Normal || Status]

Soft Boiled [Normal || Status]

Toxic [Poison || Status]

Flamethrower [Fire || Special]

Blissey: much like Chansey, Blissey is a wall. It’s just an even bigger wall. It also serves as a good support for her team, but it’s modest nature improves it’s special attack. That means it has a few more offensive capabilities that come through in a pinch. 

Soft Boiled [Normal || Status]

Calm Mind [Psychic || Status]

Ice Beam [Ice || Special]

Thunderbolt [Electric || Special]

Clefable: this Pokemon’s biggest strength is that it raises the team’s defense while dealing a considerable amount of damage with Moonblast. This is emphasised by it’s mild nature, which gives it a boost to it’s special attack.  

Moonblast [Fairy || Special]

Healing Wish [Psychic || Status]

Metronome [Normal || Status]

Light Screen [Psychic || Status]

Togekiss: easily the team’s heaviest hitter, Togekiss possesses a timid nature which boosts it’s speed while lowering it’s attack. It also has some reliable recovery with Life Dew and Draining Kiss. I can easily see this being the Pokemon Sakura is most fond of having around as a companion, too!

Life Dew [Water || Status]

Dazzling Gleam [Fairy || Special]

Air Slash [Flying || Special]

Draining Kiss [Fairy || Special]

Milcery: honestly, she has a Milcery mainly because it’s so cute. But, it provides a good buff to the team’s Fairy moves. It’s calm nature helps improve it’s special defense, but at the cost of it’s attack. Another one Sakura would enjoy having out of it’s ball! 

Misty Terrain [Fairy || Status]

Sweet Scent [Normal || Status]

Dazzling Gleam [Fairy || Special]

Attract [Normal || Status]

Alolan Ninetails: this Ninetails would be her ‘bodyguard,’ more or less. Definitely the Pokemon with the strongest offensive capabilities on her team, this Ninetails would be her ace. It’s timid nature would buff it’s speed while lowering it’s attack, but it can use Sheer Cold as a last resort. It is often out of it’s ball, walking at her side.  

Calm Mind [Psychic || Status]

Moonblast [Fairy || Special]

Ice Beam [Ice || Special]

Sheer Cold [Ice || One-Hit KO]

Saizo: his team is primarily built of dark and steel types, which emphasises his role as a ninja and as a retainer. 

Bisharp: Saizo’s ace, this Bisharp has high defence, high attack, and low speed. It’s adamant nature makes it’s attack stat even better. It has excellent offensive capabilities, and Low Kick helps to deal with heavier opponents. 

Swords Dance [Normal || Status]

Iron Head [Steel || Physical]

Night Slash [Dark || Physical]

Low Kick [Fighting || Physical]

Scizor: this is the Pokemon I see being his companion. It’s an excellent all-rounder, and it’s adamant nature boosts it’s attack. It has a good mood combination of Bullet Punch for a powerful attack, and Roost for reliable recovery. 

Bullet Punch [Steel || Physical]

Roost [Flying || Status]

U-Turn [Bug || Physical]

Superpower [Fighting || Physical]

Sableye: admittedly, it’s not the strongest Pokemon out there, and it doesn’t have great utility. But, it can Mega Evolve; and that’s when it becomes useful. It’s a good Pokemon to start a match with, as it’s very capable of wearing it’s opponent down. It has a brave nature, which buffs attack at the expense of speed. 

Fake Out [Normal || Physical]

Will-O-Wisp [Fire || Status]

Recover [Normal || Status]

Knock Off [Dark || Physical]

Drapion: it’s impish nature raises it’s defence while lowering it’s special attack, but that isn’t much of a problem. This Drapion would be quite the heavy hitter, and Toxic Spikes is quite useful for harassing the opponent’s team.  

Cross Poison [Poison || Physical]

Crunch [Dark || Physical]

Toxic Spikes [Poison || Status]

Ice Fang [Ice || Physical]

Empoleon: quite bulky, while providing utility and high damage. Empoleon is a reliable member of the team, and can be relied on at any given point. It’s quiet nature enhances it’s special attack, which is useful for the move Scald (which, in the best case scenario, leaves the opponent with a status effect.) 

Scald [Water || Special]

Stealth Rock [Rock || Status]

Flash Cannon [Steel || Special]

Aqua Jet [Water || Physical]

Absol: the presence of an Absol in his team speaks to Saizo’s true nature. But furthermore, it’s a very effective attack unit. It’s naughty nature raises it’s attack, which can be further improved by Swords Dance.

Play Rough [Fairy || Physical]

Night Slash [Dark || Physical]

Sucker Punch [Dark || Physical]

Swords Dance [Normal || Status]

Kagero: her team is mainly composed of dark and ground types. Like Saizo, the Dark Type represents her job as a ninja. But, the Ground Typing shows her calm, collected mindset and her grounded loyalty. 

Krookodile: this Pokemon can deal out some high damage, and this is only benefited by it’s adamant nature. It can also use Taunt to prevent opponents from setting up, making it a great aid in getting the upper hand. 

Earthquake [Ground || Physical]

Outrage [Dragon || Physical]

Foul Play [Dark || Physical]

Taunt [Dark || Status]

Sandslash: an all-rounder, with Stealth Rock to set up entry hazards for the opponents. It can do a little bit of everything, but focuses on physical attacks. Because of that, the debuff from it’s impish nature isn’t really a problem. 

Drill Run [Ground || Physical]

Stealth Rock [Rock || Status]

Dig [Ground || Physical]

X-Scissor [Bug || Physical]

Kangaskhan: I see this one being her partner Pokemon (it also fits her quite well visually.) It’s capable of Mega Evolving, which makes it an even more powerful unit. It’s adamant nature further enhances it’s offensive capabilities. Usually, it would start the match with Fake Out, and then follow up with powerful hits from its variety of moves.  

Power-Up Punch [Fighting || Physical]

Fake Out [Normal || Physical]

Body Slam [Normal || Physical]

Crunch [Dark || Physical]

Sandaconda: this Pokemon can provide a strong set up, and has powerful utilities to support the team. It’s impish nature helps it’s defence, while lowering its special attack. This is not a problem, however, as it’s main focus is on Status moves. 

Coil [Poison || Status]

Bulldoze [Ground || Physical]

Sandstorm [Ground || Status]

Glare [Normal || Status]

Houndoom: this Pokemon is admittedly quite fragile, but it has some good utility. It can create a powerful set up, and should they manage to get some in, they can land a few powerful hits. It’s modest nature buffs it’s special attack, and Kagero is more than capable of taking advantage of it. 

Nasty Plot [Dark || Status]

Flamethrower [Fire || Special]

Dark Pulse [Dark || Special]

Taunt [Dark || Status]

Donphan: this Pokemon is another good all-rounder, capable of dealing out high damage and providing team support. Sandstorm can create a good environment for the other Ground types on the team, and it’s relaxed nature helps bulk up it’s defensive capabilities. 

Bulldoze [Ground || Physical]

Sandstorm [Ground || Status]

Giga Impact [Normal || Physical]

Stone Edge [Rock || Physical]

Azama: it’s no surprise that Azama’s team is all Psychic Types. He likes getting in people’s heads, and it’s no different when it comes to Pokemon. He likes to tease and rile people up with his team, and leave them wanting to tear their hair out.  

Alakazam: a bit of a glass cannon, this Alakazam possesses a modest nature. The buff to it’s special attack is vital; it has good coverage in Focus Blast and Shadow Ball, and it can mete out some hard damage before collapsing under it’s own fragility. 

Psychic [Psychic || Special]

Recover [Normal || Status]

Shadow Ball [Ghost || Special]

Focus Blast [Fighting || Special]

Hypno: this Pokemon’s quiet nature raises it’s special attack while lowering it’s speed. Hypno focuses on tactical play; incapacitate the opponent with Hypnosis, and then follow up with a powerful special attack move.  

Psychic [Psychic || Special]

Nasty Plot [Dark || Status]

Hypnosis [Psychic || Status]

Dream Eater [Psychic || Special]

Slowbro: this Pokemon is absolutely a wall. It’s hasty nature buffs it’s defense even more, while lowering it’s already poor speed stat. This Slowbro can soak up the hits, while also afflicting the enemy with burns with Scald. 

Scald [Water || Special]

Amnesia [Psychic || Status]

Psychic [Psychic || Special]

Toxic [Poison || Status]

Xatu: a key support Pokemon, but with high offensive capabilities. It’s rash nature raises it’s special attack, helping it deal out some heavy damage. I can see this Pokemon being Azama’s partner Pokemon, even though it is not the most effective member of his team. 

Future Sight [Psychic || Special]

Wish [Normal || Status]

Shadow Ball [Ghost || Special]

Dazzling Gleam [Fairy || Special]

Wobbuffet: the biggest defensive wall on the team, but with the ability to deal out high damage in retaliation. It’s relaxed nature boosts it’s defence even more. Honestly, it’s a really annoying Pokemon to deal with, and it’s very good at wearing the opponent down. 

Destiny Bond [Ghost || Status]

Counter [Fighting || Physical]

Mirror Coat [Psychic || Special]

Encore [Normal || Status]

Mr. Mime: quite similar to Wobbuffet in the sense that it’s very annoying for opponents to face down against. It has a calm nature, and it’s capable of dealing moderate damage while also providing team support. It’s also quite good at harassing the opponent with Teeter Dance. 

Psybeam [Psychic || Special]

Dazzling Gleam [Fairy || Special]

Teeter Dance [Normal || Status]

Light Screen [Psychic || Status]

Hinata: of course, Hinata’s team would be dominated by Fighting Types. At least one of them is based around swords, because would Hinata choose anything else?  

Doublade: now this is a powerful Pokemon. It’s adamant nature raises it’s attack, providing a good buff to it’s physical moves. It is a little on the slow side, but Shadow Sneak provides priority. 

Shadow Sneak [Ghost || Physical]

Sacred Sword [Fighting || Physical]

Iron Head [Steel || Physical]

Iron Defence [Steel || Status]

Hitmontop: a good all-rounded, with Agility to set up it’s speed. It’s docile nature provides no stat changes, but it makes for a good contrast with Hinata’s own hasty personality. 

Sucker Punch [Dark || Physical]

Rapid Spin [Normal || Physical]

Brick Break [Fighting || Physical]

Agility [Psychic || Status]

Lucario: without a doubt, his partner Pokemon. It’s also his ace. It’s hasty nature raises it’s speed at the expense of it’s defence, but that’s not too much of a problem. It has a high special attack variant, and it’s got good type coverage. Overall, a very strong and effective member of his team!  

Aura Sphere [Fighting || Special]

Nasty Plot [ Dark || Status]

Flash Cannon [Steel || Special]

Dragon Pulse [Dragon || Special]

Machoke: it can create a good set up with Bulk Up, and it’s Cross Chop has a high crit ratio. This makes for a good heavy hitter, further supported by it’s adamant nature. Hinata’s team is built up of some good heavy hitters, and his Machoke is certainly one of them.

Cross Chop [Fighting || Physical]

Knock Off [Dark || Physical]

Bulk Up [Normal || Status]

Bulldoze [Ground || Physical]

Infernape: it may be slow, but it hits hard. It’s naive nature helps it’s speed out a little bit, but it’s greatest strength lies in the power of Close Combat. It’s a bit of a risky move to play, as it lowers its already debuffed defense, but it definitely makes for a formidable opponent in a match. 

Close Combat [Fighting || Physical]

Flamethrower [Fire || Special]

U-Turn [Bug || Physical]

Earthquake [Ground || Physical]

Throh: it’s slow, but it’s incredibly bulky. It’s jolly nature makes some attempt to raise it’s speed, and the debuff to special attack doesn’t present a problem. Thunder Punch covers it’s flying weakness, and it’s certainly capable of getting a good few hits in on any opponent. 

Superpower [Fighting || Physical]

Storm Throw [Fighting || Physical]

Bulk Up [Normal || Status]

Thunder Punch [Electric || Physical]

Hana: the theme of her team is ‘cute but deadly.’ Most of her Pokemon are pretty strong hitters, and they’re quite intimidating to face down against. But, they all make you want to pinch their cheeks, consequences be damned.   

Bewear: this one is definitely her partner Pokemon, and they look great together! It has high damage capabilities with STAB, and Drain Punch provides both damage and recovery. It’s attack stat is improved by it’s naughty nature, and it is certainly a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield. 

Body Press [Fighting || Physical]

Brutal Swing [Dark || Physical]

Giga Impact [Normal || Physical]

Drain Punch [Fighting || Physical]

Azuramill: now this Azuramill is set up to absolutely wreck shop. It has an adamant nature, buffing it’s attack, as well as the ability Huge Power. It can then buff it’s attack even further with Belly Drum, making this Pokemon one of the hardest hitters on her team. 

Play Rough [Fairy || Physical]

Waterfall [Water || Physical]

Belly Drum [Normal || Status]

Aqua Jet [Water || Physical]

Ampharos: cute, and with a modest nature, Ampharos fills more of a support role than anything else. While it has some good attacks, it’s strength lies in the move Rain Dance. With it, it supports the team, and also ensures Thunder’s accuracy. It may not be a powerhouse like some of her other Pokemon, but it is certainly an asset to the team. 

Thunder [Electric || Special]

Dragon Pulse [Dragon || Special]

Rain Dance [Water || Status]

Cotton Spore [Grass || Status]

Furrett: first of all, it’s adorable! Why wouldn’t she have something so cute on her team? It’s speed is buffed by it’s jolly nature, and it can be bit tricky for opponents to deal with. It can use Coil for a strong set up, and Return to deal some high damage.  

Coil [Poison || Status]

Façade [Normal || Physical]

Sucker Punch [Dark || Physical]

Return [Normal || Physical]

Chandelure: now, this Pokemon is a bit of a glass cannon, but it can use Calm Mind to increase it’s survivability. It’s modest nature boosts it’s special attack, and it can certainly get some good hits in before having to be taken out of the field. Will-O-Wisp is a particularly useful move, as it can help weaken the opponent for other members of the team. 

Shadow Ball [Ghost || Special]

Will-O-Wisp [Fire || Status]

Calm Mind [Psychic || Status]

Fire Blast [Fire || Special]

Altaria: ecapable of Mega Evolving, Hana’s Altaria is capable of having a very high damage output. This is further improved by it’s rash nature, which bolsters it’s special attack. Agility helps increase it’s speed, and it’s offensive moves help create a rather formidable attack unit. 

Agility [Psychic || Status]

Dragon Claw [Dragon || Physical]

Moonblast [Fairy || Special]

Flamethrower [Fire || Special]

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