#here u go i got u a gingerbread latte

[tricxet]

Loki's expression was tellingly pensive; as much as he might've coveted rulership in the past, actual delegation wasn't his strongest suit. He was a rebel, and rebels didn't tend to hold thrones.

But he was fairly good at utilizing the skill in others-- especially his wife. His lips pursed and a finger tapped against his chin thoughtfully as she laid out her idea, and the slight nod said he was already running with it. "Jotun Olympics..." he muttered quietly, storing it for later.

Loki was interrupted by a short glance over his shoulder. Drrf was now much closer, about eight feet away, hiding poorly behind a statue. The King considered it apt to lift a hand, a small push of telekinesis enough to send Drrf skidding back out of earshot. That'll teach him.

"I like the advisor thing. And Hel, maybe he could actually teach you more about Jotun culture! The boy knows more than I do, probably."

"And perhaps some responsibility might help veer him away from eavesdropping--" Drrf's large ears seemed to press against the side of his head at that, having been tuned into their conversation. "Go on, honeybun. Level your queenly judgment."

Six had been listening quietly, considering the dilemma, their options, and the uncanny parallel of another runty ice giant -- pulling an Odin was obviously not in the cards. No, there needed to be a reason for a pardon, something fair and reasonable, especially considering how hard a time he was having garnering approval at all.

"Oh!" Satisfied she wasn't stepping on his toes, Six snuck her arm in Loki's to pull him to the side for a private council, so to speak, "One second, Drrf -- we deliberate really quick."

Twenty feet away was probably good enough, and as extra precaution, she was speaking quietly. "What if -- just granting a special pardon for no reason would definitely call things to question, but if we gave him a job? Then anyone who would try and harm him would be offending the crown, right? And that would at least give them some hesitation, right?"

Hopefully all the fantasy shows she'd been binge watching upon her return were coming into play in a good way here, "Then, if anyone objects, it's a matter of flexing the power you have as king and being mighty and putting them in their place. It's... maybe not ideal, but -- but maybe it could work? He could be like... what if he's my advisor, or something? Low enough stakes, considering I'm not the head honcho around here. Whatever advise he has for me could just be about Jotunn customs and stuff!"

Maybe it was a bad idea, and she shrugged like maybe it would help her suggestion be more convincing, "I have another idea, but it's sort of convoluted and very much affected by The Serpent and The Wings of Night Amazon Prime series. I don't think sudden sportsmanship games for the sake of a wish from a god is normal around here... though it would be fun, probably."

[forjongseong]

PART 9! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jay mopping the floor, using the mop handle like a microphone stand.

we already KNOW thats him irl dhsjakdhajk

“Let me love you,” he sang, dipping you and kissing your collarbones. “Good morning, my queen.”

me giggling all ugly and shit MORNING JAY

He’s really a malewife at this point, you thought.

MALEWIFE DHSJAKDHAJK teach me how to make mine one too

“I checked last night and I think you’re running out of pads, but I forgot which one you use,” Jay explained, stepping closer to the shelf of pads. “Is it this one?” He asked, pointing to a pink packaging.

no really, jay. HOW DO I TEACH MY BF THESE MANNERS? THANKS

“Because being a woman is fucking expensive, love,” you chuckled as you replied to him.

DUDE this is so true. pads are fucking expensive. i said the exact thing to my man too when we had to run to the store to buy me some dhajskdhjakdhak he was so shocked at the price ):

You laughed at his reaction and gave him a pat on his shoulder. “You’re a good man, Hwi. If you’re dating someone, let me know. I need to make sure she’s not taking advantage of my assistant.”

I WILL NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN OMFG DONT DOUBT ME

“Jay,” you whispered, “I don’t think I have the energy to do anything.”

GIRL SSSSHHHHH HE WANTS IT HE WILL DO IT

“You mean like… somnophilia?” Jay asked.

THE WAY I FUCKING GASPED WITH MY JAW DROPPING. THE QUEEN HAD SPOKEN INTO THE MIC, JAY. DO AS THE QUEEN SAYS AND STFU

Jay closed his eyes and bit his lips, almost as if he was imagining it happening. “Please don’t judge me, but that actually sounds hot.”

JUDGING U, JAY e_e

“Because you should give people the stuff that you like,” you answered, remembering that it was a lesson your parents taught you when you were young. “I’ll finish the gingerbread latte.”

“It’s okay, baby, I’ll drink that one.”

THE WAY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS SCENE WHEN U WENT AND GRABBED BOTH DRINKS TOO omfg nana now seeing jay in display im crying bye

“Oh, it feels nice to be called appa by a daughter,” he said, placing a hand over his chest sentimentally. Jay rolled his eyes and just dragged his father to the front door.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS JAY I AM WHEEZING

“Sweetheart.” Jay’s mother turned to face you, wiping her hands on her apron before she put her hand under your chin to tilt your face up. “You’re not letting anybody down as long as you love him. And believe me, he adores you.”

from experience, FELT. you never wanna disappoint anyone and try so hard to learn to do something for the one you love. and sometimes, you feel like you have no one to turn to or tell to even though you should be able to tell that certain someone. fhjaskdhjak sorry for blabbering T_T like myself for example, i was really afraid to be a part of my bf's family when he proposed. i was scared that i wasnt going to live up to anyone's expectations. but his mother really helped me because i didnt have my mom to teach me while growing up and i didnt know how to do anything. so im very thankful for all of this hdjaskdhjak OKAY ENOUGH ABOUT ME

“I’ve noticed that you’ve been slapping my ass quite often,” you commented, taking a cotton pad and drenching it with micellar water. “Do you like it that much?”

“Can’t really blame me. You’ve got a cute ass,” Jay shrugged, reaching for the remote.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THE ASS SLAPPING SCENE DJAHSJDKASHAHAHAHA I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

At the same time, Jay spotted you from a distance, and he sent you another text as he smiled, keeping his eyes on you.

I GUSHED AND MELTED AND SCREAMED SO LOUD HAHA

“Guys,” she said, flipping her hair back to look at the rest of the group. “Jay’s auntie is here to pick him up.”

NO WONDER SHE'S AN EX-GF LMAO BYE BITCH

Jay moved to shield you from their stares and gave you a warm smile. “I’ve talked with them enough. I’d rather keep you company now. Two minutes, okay? Don’t go anywhere.”

S T A N D A R D <- DONT TALK TO ME IF U AINT JAY

“Baby?” Jay sat up, watching as you made your way to the kitchen.

BABY T_T im sitting back down

He moved closer to you and took your hand, bringing it up to his lips for him to kiss.

WHO PUT ONIONS IN FRONT OF ME?

“For the first part, you can say my parents raised me well,” Jay explained. He put his finger under your chin and tilted your head up. “And for the second part, I just watched a lot of porn and romance movies, to be honest.”

HAHAHDSHAJKDHAJKDHAJKS SHUT UP JAY IM WHEEZING

“I read a lot of smut,” you said, matter-of-factly.

THE EXPOSURE SADFGHJK BYE

“I’m gonna go shower, and if you’re still working by the time I’m done, I’m gonna get mad,” Jay said. He leaned in to kiss the top of your head before disappearing. You just smiled and continued to work.

ouuuuu so scary~

“Your hands can continue to be occupied,” Jay said, his hot breath tickling your thighs. “Please stroke my hair.”

BRUHHHHHHH omfg ofc jay anything for you!

“That’s sexy,” Jay commented. You just raised your eyebrows and nodded. “You’re sexy.”

THIS IS SENDING ME BYYYYYYYYYYYE I AM GONE NOW

“But wear the kimono again,” he requested. “It’s a great color on you.”

#TEAMFERAL

“You made me wait for sex for two days?!” Jay spat.

THE WAY I LAUGHED BECAUSE HIS ASSHAT DHJASKDHJASK HE DIDNT ASK EARLIER LMAO

The actual late-night snack can wait.

CRYING YELLING PUKING

NO BECAUSE I ALREADY FORGOT WHAT I WROTE HAHAHAHHA READING THIS MADE ME THINK A LOT LIKE what scene is this??? did this happen??? KAJHDSJKASHDSA

glad some parts are relatable! sometimes when I write I worry if the scene is too perfect or too good to be true but then comments like yours remind me that LIFE IS LIKE THAT sometimes

NOW GO DESTROY PART 9.5 BEFORE I RELEASE PART 10

[luisgijo]

50 questions you’ve never been asked

Thanks for tagging me, @marauders-groupie ​ !! 😁

What is the color of your hairbrush? I dont have one?? My comb is like a ligth brown turtle pattern tho

Name a food you never eat? Rabbit, my mom has a traumatising story from when she was little lol besides that not much I live to eat

Are you typically too warm or too cold? I’d say too cold? I’m defs a warm weather kinda person, despite my body temperature also being akin to an oven

What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Watching youtube videos!

What is your favorite candy bar? Bar I’d have to say Twix but a special shoutout to maltesers lol

Have you ever been to a professional sports event? Yeah some football games when I was younger

What is the last thing you said out loud? "Yeah some football games when I was younger” I’m sorry I like to read what I’m typing when I’m posting something!!

What is your favorite ice cream? L e m o n for sure I know I’m basic but you can’t go wrong! Close 2nd being wildberries lol

What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee but I’m gonna drink a glass of water right now cause this question reminded me to

Do you like your wallet? Yeah it’s cool and like leather-y black a classic

What was the last thing you ate? Breakfast cookies? lol I don’t know how else to describe them

Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? I did not I am very bad at online shopping

The last sporting event you watched? Probably a random Liverpool game or from my fave team in Portugal

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? I only know sweet and salty so we going with salty

Who is the last person you sent a text message to? I’m gonna count WhatsApp and say my fam’s group chat or my flatmate if only one person

Ever go camping? No! I think it’d be fun but only if you’re doing something else like going to a music festival or working somewhere, I don’t think I’d ever go camping for camping’s sake lol

Do you take vitamins? Not really but I should lol. Sometimes I will take some vitamin C effervescent tabs but just because I like the taste

Do you go to church every Sunday? No, I’m spiritual but not religious. Also, churches in Portugal have scary lifelike statues lol

Do you have a tan? Not rn? Catch me in the summer tho ;)

Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza? f u c k this is hard but Chinese all the way, like I love pizza BUT I’d live off Chinese food

Do you drink your soda with a straw? Nowadays I try to avoid it or if I’m at home I’ll use my bamboo straws

What color socks do you usually wear? Mainly dark colors, the only exceptions are my one pair of white socks and my two pairs of bright red socks

Do you ever drive above the speed limit? No license lmao

What terrifies you? The Inevitability of Death.

Look to your left, what do you see? My TV and the bowl where I had cereal for breakfast (should really take it to the kitchen now)

What chore do you hate? Doing the dishes, I’m just so bad at it and would just rather do any other chore lol

What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? S l a p s

What’s your favorite soda? We gotta go Sprite

Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thrus? Depends? Like again I don’t have a license but I usually have MacDonalds with bro in car, everything else is usually in food courts

Who’s the last person you talked to? My mom rn, just checking up on each other on daily phone call :D

Favorite cut of beef? No preference lol just give me meat

Last song you listened to? I had the spotify radio for ‘Grilled Cheese’ by Peach Face on!! just found it but omg I love her

Last book you read? Till the end? assigned 12th grade readings lol. I’m reading Sweetbitter by Stephanie Danler now so hopefully I’ll finish this one!

Favorite day of the week? Is gotta be a Saturday

Can you say the alphabet backwards? Not really lol

How do you like your coffee? I usually have a single espresso, no sugar, but if I have time for a good breakfast I might turn it into a latte! Also a gingerbread latte when I’m feeling boujee during Christmas 

Favorite pair of shoes? Uuh I’m very much a one pair of shoes kinda dude so my current ones lol they’re like dark brown and worn

The time you normally go to sleep? Usually between 11pm and 1am

The time you normally get up? During the weekdays I have an alarm for 8am to keep some structure, but on weekends 10am

What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunsets 4ever

How many blankets on your bed? I go comforter and a blanket for this half of the year, and will switch to a single bedsheet in summer months lol

Describe your kitchen plates: White until I’ve used all of those then I switch to my yellow rimmed lemon ones lol

Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage? Oof this a tough one I have to say Sangria potentially? My Sangria tho not that storebought one lol I am also a huge slut for a good absinthe on a night out ;)

Do you play cards? Sometimes with the fam lol

What color is your car? No license, no car #oof

Can you change a tire? Yes I’ve had to help my brother do it too many times not to know it by now lol

Your favorite province? omg this is a tough one too! Idk omg this is hard hahaha I might go with the south of Thailand? or the Pearl River Delta in the South of China? or Alentejo in Portugal?  or [insert obnoxious well-travelled ass comment here]

Favorite job you’ve ever had? Helping with museum exhibitions, both writing content and assisting with the curating!

How did you get your biggest scar? I don’t really have that many scars? The biggest one I have is a tie between this one I got feeding elephants in Thailand (omg I hate myself) and this other one my cat gave me one night when she was being needy lol

What did you do today that made someone else happy? idk? maybe when I replied to a friends insta story or talking to my flatmate and arranging her return to the house!

I am so bad at tagging I am genuinely sorry lol so if you haven’t been tagged tell them I sent you!

[lesbian-sora]

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Day 1!

Summary: Dan is in love with the guy who frequents the same coffee shop as him. Sure, they’ve never spoken, but maybe with the help of a barista who’s too nosey for her own good that will change.

Words: 1241

Warnings: None!

Genre: Coffee shop AU, Strangers to lovers, fluff

Author’s Note: Hello, and welcome to Bee’s Ficmas Advent 2K17! Prompts for this month are open, and I look forward to getting them ^_^ Happy hollidays!

Prompt me!

Buy me a coffee!

Check out my last fic!

Dan took a deep breath and pushed open the door to the café. As always, it was a bright, warm haven from the cold December afternoon, and a couple uni students were sitting around desperately poring over textbooks and chugging cheap black coffee. He stepped up to the counter where Louise was standing with the same bright smile she always gave him. “Same as usual then?” she asked, already typing into the cash register.

“Yeah, just a chai latte, thanks,” Dan muttered distractedly, looking around the mostly empty room for a specific mess of black hair.

“You beat him in today, love,” Louise piped up, steaming milk with a little smirk.

Dan whirled around on her, face flushed pink. “Wh-what? I d- I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Louise looked up with his drink in one hand and an innocent smile. “What was that? I didn’t say anything. Three pound fifty, please.”

Cheeks warm and ears ringing, Dan took his drink, handed over a five pound note, told Louise to keep the change, and settled down in his favorite chair. It was right next to the window for optimal people watching, it had easy access to both a power outlet and a table, and it was the squishiest and most comfortable armchair Dan had ever sat in. But the most important reason it was his favorite was because it offered the perfect view of another chair and the person who routinely sat in it. A person who usually showed up before Dan.

“Hi, Louise!”

Dan’s head snapped up from his laptop to see that specific person blow into the café, clutching a notebook to his chest. His hair was a mess from the London wind, his cheeks were flushed pink from the cold, and his eyes sparkled in the light. As Dan watched, those blue eyes fell on him, and his blush returned in full force. He quickly turned his attention to his laptop screen, but was far more focused on listening to what this person and Louise were about to say to one another.

“Hello, Phil!” Louise chirped, and Dan didn’t have to be watching to know she gave him a pointed look. He blushed and buried himself further in his music writing.

“Hi, Louise!” the person, who was apparently named Phil, beamed. “How’s it been?”

“Bit slow, really,” Louise shrugged. “What would you like today?”

Phil hummed, and Dan imagined him tapping his chin and looking at the menu. “I’m feeling a bit festive, so how about a gingerbread latte?”

Dan surreptitiously looked up from his laptop while Phil and Louise chatted as she made him his drink, then Phil went and sat in his preferred chair. When he was comfortable, he pulled out a tattered notebook, popped in his ear buds and began scribbling away at the pages. Dan watched with a small, fond smile on his face for a minute before Phil suddenly snapped his head up and looked Dan directly in the eye. Dan froze like a deer in the headlights for a moment and was about to figure out how to set himself on fire. But then Phil smiled directly at him, and Dan’s world completely lit up. His breath hitched, but he somehow managed to return the smile with a shaky one of his own and a small wave.

Phil went back to whatever it was he was doing, and Dan let out a sigh of relief before doing the same thing.

*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*

A week later, Dan was back at the cafe like he always was, and he noticed Phil was once again late. He’d been later than Dan every day since Dan had learned his name. He’s bothered Louise about it enough that she had given in and demanded his phone number so that she could give him Phil updates. So far, there hadn’t been any, but he had gotten several pictures of Louise’s adorable little girl, so he supposed that was a fair trade.

“Dan, you’re here!” Louise beamed when she saw him. “I have a Christmas gift for you!”

Dan flushed deeply and started stuttering. “Louise, I- I can’t- You didn’t- I mean, I-” “Don’t worry about it,” Louise insisted. “I always get gifts for my favorites.”

“But I didn’t get you anything,” Dan protested.

Louise gave him a flat look before raising an eyebrow and plainly saying, “Daniel Howell, if you don’t accept my gift, you’re going to hurt my feelings.”

Dan deflated. “You win.”

“Brilliant!” she grinned, then ducked down under the counter to retrieve a leather bound notebook. “I know you’re always doing your music stuff on your laptop, but I really do think you’ll find this useful.”

Dan smiled and took the notebook. “I’m letting you know now that I’m going to bring you a present before Christmas, and it’s going to be thoughtful as heck,” he teased.

Louise laughed, and handed over his drink, and he handed over the money, then went and sat in his spot. He pulled out his laptop and opened his music writing software. Before long, he lost himself to the rhythmic clicking and typing and listening to clips over and over to make sure they were perfect. In fact, he was so absorbed in his work that he didn’t notice someone coming over to stand right next to him until they reached out and knocked on the table his drink was sat on.

“Uh, hi,” Phil said awkwardly, as Dan gaped up at him. “I think you have something of mine?”

“Wha?” Wow, Dan. That was clever.

“My notebook,” Phil explained, gesturing to the notebook Louise had given him. “I left it here yesterday, and Louise said you picked it up to return it today.”

Dan just continued to stare at him for a minute before all the pieces fell into place. He was going to kill Louise. “Oh! Yeah, here you go! Glad you got it back.”

Phil smiled at him and took the notebook. “Sorry, I don’t think I ever caught your name.”

“Dan,” he answered a little too quickly. He cleared his throat as his cheeks warmed and tried again. “My name is Dan.”

Phil beamed. “Good to meet you, Dan. Thanks again for my notebook.”

Dan smiled after him, and when his back was turned he shot Louise a dirty look. She just snickered and returned it with a blow kiss and a big thumbs up. He rolled his eyes and went back to his laptop. Less than ten minutes later, his phone buzzed and he picked it up, expecting it to be a text from Louise, but it was an unknown number.

020 7946 0437

Yes

Dan furrowed his brow and started typing.

Me

yes what? who r u?

020 7946 0437

Ah, sorry! This is Phil. The guy in the coffee shop?

Dan whipped his head up to see Phil give him a little wave before he was typing on his phone.

020 7946 0437

I don’t know why you didn’t just ask me out whenever we were talking, but if the offer still stands i’d love to go on a date.

Dan bit his lip and looked up at Phil again. Maybe he wouldn’t kill Louise after all

Dan

offer def stands. how does friday at 7 sound? meet here?

020 7946 0437

Sounds perfect! 😸 See you then!

Dan grinned to himself and immediately started planning.

Prompt me!

Buy me a coffee!

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[gis-is-back]

11/20

bItCh its been THREE (3) months. how tf. But as always, I will save my current thoughts and emotions for my monthly month post. 

TODAY on HOW ITS MADE, I woke up, and made it to my monday classes for the first time in four weeks!!! oops lol. But yeah, first class was w/e, second class was time for me to dick around so BABY STEPS even though its week 7? 8? 9? idk lol. Danielle and i then got RAMEN at this LEGIT ramen place where even the white bitch waitress spoke japanese which was kewl like hell yeah speak that. food was güd and we had GYOZA too which was güd. i meant to get hot tea but whoops. Then we went to my house to gather some supplies and then we went to starBz and i got a gingerbread latte which was delicious but i forgot to ask for almond milk so now my stomach is fucked up. After a few hours there in which I renewed my drivers license, registered to vote, did more grad school research, found a replacement class cuz the one i wanted filled up (and upon my pass i realized the other one needed a PTE sooooooo gotta wait until a spot opens up in my original one lol), and i guess i did other work too but yeah (planned berlin). Then i went with danielle to auchon to see the mall and shit and it was cheap af but i aint walking that far for my groceries soz. Then i walked home, then i walked back out to go get a book I need for class and i got it then i was like i gotta get my steps in so lemme just go on a walk and listen to The Daily which I did and then I was like well i guess i wanna finish my steps and then i was like yo i wanna see the sunset and then i was like yo im gonna have to run to see the sunset so then im running wearing FOUR layers and with a whole-ass book in my pocket but i made it and it was gr8. v pretty. Then i started going back and i was like u know what that run wasn’t so bad so then i RAN my ass back like who am i???? I’ve got a fucked up stomach and a book in my pocket and im wearing four layers but ok another 20 min run coming right up. but i did it and it wasn’t bad at all! (she says that now but her feet finna hurt and shes planning on walking to school tomorrow too so we’ll see). theeen i stopped at everyone’s favorite artsy spot in Bordeaux and took pics and then my PHONE DIEd in the middle of a BOOMERANG UGH. but yeah. then i walked home thinking ab things. Then i got home, peed, washed face, and used up the rest of my oats in this dank ass oatmeal-chia pudding hybrid that’s setting up in the fridge as we (I) speak so now im truly out of groceries lmao. I’ve also eaten out every day since Thursday (its Monday now) and I made plans to eat out tomorrow and I have plans to eat out thursday for THANKSGIVINGJ FLDJLFDAJFLDA. but yah. She’s really living in Bordeaux now that she only has THIRTY FUCKING FOUR days left wTF do i like it here??? This post is getting really long and I’m doing a lot of feeling rather than stating so I will comment more about how im feeling in my three (3) month post!