#herbgerb’s mortal coil

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>:3 I got discounted Halloween chipotle for wearing a costume (my shirt has horses on it)

ID: Two photos of op dressed as a cowgirl, wearing a pink, rhinestone encrusted cowgirl hat and a pink and white blouse. She is standing and doing a peace sign in an urban parking lot. End ID

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I saw dune 2 and bought the sand worm popcorn bucket :3. I’m going to fill it with snacks now and make it my terrible snack holder :3

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Me and @marywhal went to Dracuthon (live reading of Dracula.) Thank you, Allison for pictures <3 <3 <3

The speakers all had superb comedic timing and I had bought the manga version to read along!! I got to talk to Matt Kirkland who created Dracula Daily, and I won a goodie bag for my vampire costume :3

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ID: Two photos of op dressed in a funky, pastel colored skater outfit and a pink afro. End ID

:3 I went and Barbenheimed!!!

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While I took these photos Kravitz jr. hopped up on my counter and stole the meat from my sandwich

ID: Two photos of me taking a mirror selfie in a living room. The mirror is a gold, round vanity mirror resting on a dark wood coffee table. Op is wearing a black and gold, floral print top and is seated on a couch with a vibrant painting of a greenhouse in the background. End ID.

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:3 was wizard!!! ✨

I was trying to go for a dusk and dawn vibe but I guess it feels more like day and night (the left side of the dress is dark purple and the right side is peach, white, and light blue.) I should have just stuck to one because it lost me so much sleep, but I found really good sheer material for the puffy sleeves :

The gif is of me throwing axes just to blow off steam. I got 2/3 on the wall and won one of those little beaded mardi gras necklaces :3

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[ID: two photos of op dressed as Lady Istus from the adventure zone. She is a black woman wearing a white dress and holding an iridescent cape across her arms. Her hair is a braid natural black at the roots to silvery grey and pinned back. There are two gold knitting needles in her hair. In the first picture she is smiling and making a peace sign. In the second picture she is smiling and turned slightly to the other side. There is also a video of op saying “I’m still technically in my cosplay because I spent too much time of it before the stream. And then immediately after the stream it was just Kravitz. No thoughts only Kravitz. Ugh, I gotta....(tired noise)” End ID.]

This is my Lady Istus cosplay that I wore to the taz fan stream :0!

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[ID: Three photos of op dressed in an a black, lacy gown with a black bridal veil. The first is of her looking to the side with an outstretched arm. The second photo is over her leaning against a balcony pillar at nighttime, with a porch light shining up above. The third photo is a close up of her face, eyes staring into the camera, though partially obscured by the veil. The lip and eye makeup are bright red. End ID]

giving housewife that is really just a wife haunting your house couture

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Had to cut my hair the other day because of heat damage from a few months back and I got a little scissor happy. This is the shortest my hair has ever been (roughly 3 inches) so I’m still getting used to it :>

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As promised....the en fuego 69 shirt! Funnily enough, I already had a flame shirt (that was for a future Aubrey cosplay) but I think I might make that into a skirt now :0

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[ID: two photos of OP dressed in a black velvet tailcoat over a black lace blouse, and a long black skirt. She is also wearing a wide brim black hat, a heavy amount of jewelry, and skeleton gloves. In the first image her eyes are obscured by the brim of her hat, in the second image she is looking directly at the camera and smiling. End ID]

:0!!! I was planning on a different costume but that ended up not working out because my sewing machine broke down :( so I waited till after Halloween stuff went on sale so I could put this look together.

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[ID: Three photos of OP wearing a floor length, teal green gown with a low v-neck, long poofy sleeves, and slits on the skirt. In the first two photos, she is posing in front of a mirror in her closet. In the third photo, she is seated at a desk, facing a different mirror. She holds her phone in one hand, and a stirofoam cup in the other. She’s taking a sip. End id]

I have found the dress that I want to get taken away by the fae in

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[ID: First image is digital art of OP, a black woman with short hair and a slight build. She is wearing a pink dress, black and silver chain accessories, black platform shows and a small black clutch. The following three images are photos that the illustration is based off of. End ID]

Just really vibing with this outfit today!

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[ID: tiktok video of a window. The blinds slowly open as a person peers out, eyes darting around like they’re looking for something. The blinds slowly close. The caption read, “packidge?” The music being played is “One Day More” from Les Miserables. End ID]

I made this yesterday but forgot to upload it anywhere

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Hilarious story, lads. I was out shopping with my mom yesterday and we were in a craft store. I saw a skeleton on a big ole wreath and I thought “lmao Kravtiz.” AND THEN I REMEMBERED THIS POST by @raychleadele​. Image description and slightly blurry bonus photo of herbgerb (because I’m nothing if not commited to the bit) under the cut!

[ID: First image is a of Lup, an elf woman with tan, freckled skin and curly blonde hair, selfie style in front of a department store Halloween wreath. The wreath features a skeleton in the middle, holding a sign that says “beware.” There is an Instagram like caption above, which reads, “Found your boyfriend.”

Second image is of Taako, an elf man with tan, freckled skin and slightly long blonde hair. He is staring at his phone and yelling in outrage. A slightly transparent zoom in of his face hammers in that fact.

The third image is of Kravtiz, a dark skinned man with dreaded, dark hair, standing behind the Raven Queen, depicted as a dark skinned woman with long black hair. Kravtiz wears a black and grey suit with black cravat. He says to the Queen, “My lady you don’t have to like that!” The Raven queen wears a wide brimmed black hat with a decorated veil to cover her eyes. She also wears raven bone inspired jewelry, a feathered, off the shoulder top, and black gloves tipped with silver talons. She replies, “Oh, but they’re so funny.” She is holding an ipad that reads “Bird Mom.”

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[ID: Two photos of op wearing a black sequined cocktail dress with padded shoulder and a pair of black pumps. End ID]

I thrifted this outfit a while ago and I shall wear it at the funeral of my exceedingly wealthy husband who died under (conviently) mysterious circumstances