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psa to straight women: if someone makes an entirely neutral statement about their own body hair, that is not your cue to tell them that you haven't shaved your legs since tuesday and you're so hairy right now
#me: aghh! oh i thought there was a bug crawling on me but it was just my leg hair#her: omg i need to shave so bad ahaha#im sorry straight women but please get a fucking grip#like your invisible 5 day stubble is not blowing in the wind like the legs of a spider. try harder i guess
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༺♡༻ if ur under 18, dni ✧ luv u tho
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୨୧ izuku is a pro hero with a 6 year old kid and it’s not mf easy
୨୧ while he’s at work, inko will watch over the child but he feels bad for putting all that burden on her so he decides to hire a nanny
୨୧ while he’s at work, inko will watch over the child but he feels bad for putting all that burden on her so he decides to hire a nanny
୨୧ while he’s at work, inko will watch over the child but he feels bad for putting all that burden on her so he decides to hire a nanny
୨୧ you're not too big on kids but you're good with them and that he experiences first hand ~
୨୧ he’s at the store one weekend with kiddo and he’s in the chip aisle looking for which type he wants to get
୨୧ mumbling to himself about which type he’s craving now but what if that craving changes later and he wants a different flavor instead
୨୧ he lets go of the little one’s hand for a split second to get the bag off the shelf and once the grocery is in his arms he turns to his side to grab the little one’s hand once more, only to find him not there
୨୧ he looks up and down the aisle - no kid
୨୧ he goes to the neighboring aisles - not there
୨୧ he goes all around the store, nervously sweating, muttering insults to himself that he lost his only kid - how stupid and unfit of a parent he was
୨୧ until he comes upon an aisle and hears the sniffles of a small child the child took a bit after him when he was a kid, a bit of a crybaby
୨୧ but he sees you
୨୧ calmly reassuring the child, patting his back, telling him to calm down and not to worry that you’ll go look for his father together
୨୧ he doesn’t know why but the sight tugs at his heart, there is something so pure and natural about how you are treating his child
୨୧ but he’s breaking up the sweet moment with a call of his child’s name causing the little boy to turn around and rush into izuku’s large warm arms
୨୧ you’re standing there a little shocked because omg that’s pro hero deku in the mf flesh
୨୧ but you're also happy that the lost boy has been reunited with his father
୨୧ you're about to walk off with a smile when he stops you
୨୧ he thanks you profusely for your help and you’re shyly like ‘it’s no biggie’ with blushed cheeks
୨୧ he asks if he can properly thank you and you’re like dude it’s really no problem
୨୧ he really is thankful but there is also something deep inside him that doesn’t quite want to let you go
୨୧ so he’s like let me buy your groceries and take you out for coffee
୨୧ and you’re about to refuse but you’re a poor college student so getting this weeks groceries for free was one thing
୨୧ but also how are you gonna pass up having coffee with the number one hero and his cute little mini-me ???
୨୧ so yall are at a cute lil cafe where he learns that you're a college student and looking for a partime job over the summer
୨୧ he’s like, you know what, why don’t i hire you as my nanny
୨୧ you’re like i’m not sure, i’m not really a kid person
୨୧ he’s like, i saw you with him, you’ll be just fine - besides he’s a good kid, he just needs someone to watch over him and feed him
୨୧ also i pay really well
୨୧ so you’re like … say less
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୨୧ so the first day on the job you arrive at like 8 am, he gave you the code to his door so you just let yourself in
୨୧ you see kiddo at the kitchen table just eating his cheerios or whatever but no sign of izuku
୨୧ so you just go over and take a seat next to the kid and make small talk with him
୨୧ then you hear some shuffling coming from behind you causing you to turn around and investigate
୨୧ lo and behold you see a shirtless izuku with nothing but gray sweatpants hanging low on his wide hips
୨୧ he’s got a towel across his broad shoulders that he’s using to dry the jade curls that haven’t been shaved off as a part of his undercut
୨୧ you follow the droplets of water as they slide down the crevices of his pectorals and abdomen, drifting down his v line and the small tuft of hair leading down from his belly button and melting into the waistline of his pants
୨୧ you’re trying not to salivate at the sight but you also can’t bring yourself to look away just yet wanting to memorize and study the location of every scar and freckle littering his muscular torso
୨୧ he stops drying his hair for a minute and finally sees you like ‘oh great you’re here - how was the trip over here? it wasn’t too hard to find right?’
୨୧ and you’re burning eyes finally tear away from caramel torso and you’re like ‘nope, i found it just fine’ ahaha
୨୧ he gives you a little low down on like, what kid likes to eat, what he doesn’t, what he likes to do, when he goes down for a nap … all that good babysitting stuff
୨୧ after he’s dressed in his hero outfit, he’s kissing his lil nugget goodbye, telling him to treat you nicely, and with several final thank you’s he’s out the door
୨୧ and that’s the start of your job nannying the kid of the number one hero
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୨୧ he was right, the kid is a really easy kid
୨୧ he goes down easy for his nap, he’s potty trained, inko raised him like she did izuku so he’s basically the perfect kid, he’s really sweet and will sit down and watch movies with you or he plays really easy by himself playing with his deku, all might, and dynamite action figures
୨୧ and if how easy a job it was, or the smoking hot employer wasn’t enough, the first time you got your paycheck was
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୨୧ one day, there was a sudden summer storm that hit right as you reached your stop on the bus
୨୧ you didn’t have an umbrella, forcing you to run to izuku’s house in the pouring rain
୨୧ you show up through the front door and he comes in to greet you only to see you drenched and shivering due to the ac in his home
୨୧ he’s like, “hey y/n how- oh my god, you’re soaked.”
୨୧ and you’re rubbing at your arm awkwardly and trying to create any sort of warmth as you tell him how you got in this mess
୨୧ he’s taking in your soaked form and suddenly his worrying eyes turn into curious ones as he watches a droplet slide from your chin, down your neck, and down your chest to fall between the top alley of your breasts due to the first few buttons of your top being opened
୨୧ the white top you decided today was the perfect day to wear, and without a bra no less
୨୧ but in your shivering and embarrassment you forgot all about that minor detail
୨୧ oh but izuku didn’t forget it
୨୧ he imagined that water droplet sliding down the valley of your breasts underneath your blouse and gliding over your stomach, almost getting lost in your belly button, only to disappear under your waistband
୨୧ he imagined what it would be like to lick the droplets off your hot skin
୨୧ he scanned back up and noticed the tight see-through material of your shirt hugging your tits, dipping into every crevice leaving nothing to the imagination
୨୧ he sees the dark hue of your nipples from behind the cloth, along with the 2 little peaks your buds have made due to the cold air circulating in his house bonus points if you have your nipples pierced, i’m jealous of you
୨୧ he pulls his gaze away when he sees a violent shiver rack your body
୨୧ he leaves for a moment and comes back with a warm towel, almost sad to see the sight of your tits gone but your comfort and warmth was more important to him
୨୧ he tells you to dry off a bit as he goes and gets the shower started for you
୨୧ you’re thanking him yet apologizing for the trouble as you’re gonna make him late for work
୨୧ and he’s denying any negative comments coming out your mouth saying that he technically is at work as helping people is his job and he wouldn’t be a good hero if he didn’t help someone right in front of him
୨୧ he tells you to take as long as you need getting washed up and getting the temperature back in your body
୨୧ he doesn’t have time to think about how you’re just a few feet and a closed bathroom door away from him, naked ~ as he picks out the smallest pieces of clothing he has in his closet
୨୧ he finds an old t-shirt and shorts from his high school days and lays them on his bed telling you through the door that when you’re done he has clothes waiting for you
୨୧ you don’t take too long getting washed up as you know he needs to get to work so only about 10 minutes later you’re walking into the living to izuku sitting on the couch watching the movie his kid wanted to put on
୨୧ he sees you come in from his peripherals as his heart damn near stops seeing you in his clothes
୨୧ the clothes were so small they couldn’t fit him any longer, not after getting a post-high school growth spurt and getting broader due to his hero work
୨୧ but the fact that his already small clothes were swallowing you just did something to him
୨୧ blame it on his size kink he don’t know he has quite yet
୨୧ he pulls himself together to tell you that he threw your soiled clothes in the wash before he says his good byes to his kiddo
୨୧ he’s heading out the door while you and his son are telling him to be safe out there when just as he’s about to leave you call out to him
୨୧ he’s turning around maybe a lil too fast, but he sees you with an umbrella in your hand telling him that you ‘wouldn’t want him to make the same mistake you did’ with a cute bashful smile on your face that almost made him call in sick to work
୨୧ but he knew he couldn’t do that
୨୧ screw being number one hero and all that
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୨୧ a few weeks later he comes home from work, tired af as one would
୨୧ but he gets to the door and sees you and his kiddo waiting for him inside
୨୧ you have a cake in your hands and his little one pops one of those little confetti canons at his father with a loud “happy birthday”
୨୧ he’s a lil shocked, a lil surprised, but in a good way
୨୧ he looks at you
୨୧ “well kiddo told me it was your birthday and with a quick little google search i confirmed it to be true. and i felt bad that you had to work on your birthday so we decided to bake you a cake while you were gone and wait for you to get home.” you said softly
୨୧ he had totally forgotten it was his birthday but if it being his birthday meant that he could see you in a little apron waiting for him to come in the door …
୨୧ damn he wished it was his birthday everyday
୨୧ y’all move into the kitchen to start cutting the cake and as you’re plating slices you lean down to the little one and tell him to ‘go get the birthday card he made for daddy’
୨୧ and izuku who wasn’t quite paying attention is like “hmm?” and you just like look at him
୨୧ and he’s like, “oh i thought- you were calling for me-“
୨୧ and you’re like mf, i don’t call you daddy yet
୨୧ but yall just kinda like awkwardly get past it and move on when the child comes running in with his folded construction paper with a green stick figure on the front labeled ‘dad’
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୨୧ it all leads up to the day about a month later when you arrive at their home to no sign of the kid
୨୧ and you’re like ~ wtf? he always comes to greet me at the door with a hug and he’s not doing that
୨୧ and you’re looking in the kitchen and the living room to see no sign of the child
୨୧ when you’re about to head into his room to see if he somehow decided to sleep in today, izuku comes out his room
୨୧ and you’re like, where’s the kid?
୨୧ and he’s like, oh, i meant to tell you that my mom came by just a few minutes ago and decided to take him out for the day
୨୧ so you’re like, okay, should i just go home then?
୨୧ and he’s like, you could but i just so happen to have the day off and i think it would be nice if we got to spend some time together, without the kid around
୨୧ and you’re like, what am i gonna do ?? say no ?!
୨୧ so y’all go out for coffee, take a walk around the park, and then go out for lunch before going back to his house to watch like a movie or whatever
୨୧ y’all get back home and he sits on the couch scrolling through streaming sites looking for a movie and you’re coming back from the bathroom
୨୧ when you’re walking to the couch, your foot catches one of the kid’s toys that was lying on the floor causing you to trip and stumble forward
୨୧ izuku moves to catch you causing you to fall into his chest and practically on top his lap
୨୧ you’re out of breath from the sudden adrenaline spike but the close proximity between the two of you isn’t making it any easier to catch said breath
୨୧ neither of y’all are moving, just staring into each others eyes as he quietly asks “are you alright?”
୨୧ his warm breath dancing across your face as you give him a light nod
୨୧ his eyes suddenly move to your lips and out of his mouth comes the words you thought you’d never hear
୨୧ “can i kiss you?”
୨୧ and with a split glance to his lips you’re nodding fervently
୨୧ not soon enough his lips are on yours : plump, warm, and soft ~ tasting of the coffee and the mint gum he chewed after lunch
୨୧ you two pull apart reluctantly but he sets his forehead against yours as he catches his breath
୨୧ “please tell me you feel the same way for me as i do for you?” he whispers
୨୧ you bite your lip, “and how do you feel about me?”
୨୧ “like i want to hold you. kiss you. and come home to you everyday. not just as a babysitter.”
୨୧ “is that all?” you ask
୨୧ “i have a few other things i feel about you but i think it’s too early to tell you.”
୨୧ you link your arms around his neck and play with the stubble of emerald that is his undercut, “i wanna know.” you whisper.
୨୧ he’s like, are you sure…. you won’t think it’s inappropriate ?
୨୧ and you reassure him cuz little does he know of the countless nights you laid with your hand between your thighs imagining it was him getting you off
୨୧ “well uh- i-i really wanna fuck you.” he quietly admits
୨୧ you readjust your position to straddle his lap, your legs on either side of his thighs
୨୧ “how?” you ask
୨୧ “how what?” he replies as he tentatively places his hands lightly on your waist
୨୧ “how,” you start, leaning down to ghost your lips atop his, “do you wanna fuck me?”
୨୧ his breath stutters, something about those words coming out of your mouth
୨୧ he’s quiet for longer than you would like, “c���mon tell me” you whine, moving your lips from his mouth, down his jaw, and along his neck
୨୧ his breath quickens, soon letting out a low groan when you stumble upon his sweet spot
୨୧ you pull away causing him to almost whine, “start talking ~ tell me how you wanna fuck me.”
୨୧ “well f-first i wanna kiss all over you. your cheeks. your neck. your hands. i w-wanna feel your warm soft skin under my lips.”
୨୧ he pauses a bit but you urge him to continue
୨୧ “i wanna play with your tits. i wanna suck on your nipples. i’ve wanted to ever since you came in soaked by the rain that day.”
୨୧ as he gets more confident, his voice gets deeper, raspier, laced with lust
୨୧ “i wanna kiss all the way down your body until i reach that sweet pussy of yours, i’ve been dying to get a taste.
୨୧ you let out a low moan into his collar bone, “and then what?”
୨୧ “then after i’ve made you come on my tongue a few times, i wanna stuff you full of my cock. not stopping until i breed you. gave you a baby of your own since you’re so perfect with kiddo already.”
୨୧ “i wanna make you a mommy.”
୨୧ you gasp, your breaths coming out in short hurried puffs as you come up from sucking on his neck
୨୧ “so why don’t you?”
୨୧ he’s frozen
୨୧ “why don’t you fuck your child in me, daddy?”
୨୧ and just like that whatever submissive izuku moment you had going on, is gone
୨୧ he’s on top of you in seconds, squishing you into the couch cushions beneath you as he does just what he said he would do, and then some
yoooooo, happy belated birthday to the actual love of my life. i cried like three times over him yesterday. i hope he’s doing good.
also i’m not gonna sit here & pretend i know anything about how the japanese choose to name their offspring so that’s why kiddo is nameless
#bnha smut#bnha headcanons#bnha imagines#mha deku#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#deku smut#deku headcanons#deku#deku x reader#izuku midoriya#izuku x reader#izuku smut#izuku headcanons
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Episode 6 of my BoB watch!
Episode 6: Bastogne. AKA Jean----Ralphio is not and will never be ready for this shit.
Guys. I can’t do this. I can’t do this ep. I HAVN’T EVEN PUT THE DISC IN AND IT ALREADY HURTS.
02:18 Noooo I can’t.
03:59 Oh Roe ILY <3 The only good thing about the ep is frequent close-ups of Shane Taylor’s face.
04:54 Baby, aw. They’re cold <3
05:14 Awww be careful
05:25 Aw he puts his hand on his gun as he runs, I never noticed that before
05:45 God, Dick why would you willingly do that to yourself
06:07 Dick. DICK. YOU PROTECT HIM WITH YOUR LIFE DO YOU HEAR ME!
06:19 Wtf is this idiot squatting in the road for like that? Is he pooping??
06:38 LMAO Dick still has shaving cream on his face. He’s such a boss tho
07:01 “Give it to me straight!” He can’t, his husband is like a metre away
07:21 Nix is like Dick come back to bed. Oh shit Grandpa’s here.
07:38 Sure, Nix, you “took a walk along the line” at 3am, suuuureeeee that’s what you were doing, buddy…
07:48 Lol @ Roe blatantly eavesdropping. He’s so pretty they just let him.
08:36 Love how Dick just hands his stuff over immediately, no questions. So selfless <3
09:31 Shane is so pretty OMG
09:46 I love Spina’s funny hat
10:01 Could Dike be any more useless?
10:13 Lip is an angel <3
10:47 Say it with me guys, “SIZZUHS.”
11:01 Oh God.
11:06 RICH. RIIIICCCHHHHH <3
11:10 PUT YOUR HELMET BACK ON RICH OR SO HELP ME!
11:17 Aw he gave Roe his morphine. Rich <3
11:48 Roe found his BF at last <3
12:01 Penk!!!
12:19 Hey Bull <3
13:05 He’s so authoritative, unf
13:22 Aw baby
13:32 I wouldn’t pass judgement, Babe, you legit just whacked your helmet on a tree branch
13:59 Babe, run, baby
14:37 Ah, the iconic Hinkel scene.
14:38 Rich, close your mouth when you eat/laugh
14:49 Ricccchhhh <3
14:56 “I won’t eat Malarkey!” Does anyone else get the feeling he improvised that? LMAO I bloody <3 you Rich
14:59 Aw, Roe, join in baby
15:19 His smile <3
15:49 Good of Dike to hand over his kit. He wasn’t mean, just incompetent.
“What happens if I get hit?”
“I’ll be there, sir.”
Roe, we’re all already fucking in love with you, stop being so perfect. He’s an angel. Speaking of, where is Shifty, my angel son? Haven’t seen him in ages, I miss you Shifty <33333333
16:05 Babe do NOT get mad at him! Also yes keep undoing your fly please.
16:23 Oh Roe <3 He’s so stressed
16:47 His happy little face, I can’t
17:02 Smokey’s got all the goss, I love it
17:23 Ah my Joe/Charlie <3
17:38 “Where are your boots?”
“In Washington, up General Taylor’s ass.”
GIVE ME ONE, OK, ONE, JUST FREAKING ONE JOE/CHARLIE LINE THAT IS NOT FUCKING ICONIC. YOU CANNOT.
18:18 lol Roe <3
18:48 Isn’t that the hot guy from Battlestar Galactica? Is it??!! I think it is!! Hey Lee! <3
19:03 Ah, Bill
19:04 Buuuuck <3
19:10 Still a bit batty, huh? We love you Buck
19:34 Roe omg <3 His voice tho
20:05 Skinny, baby! Noooo!
20:35 Aw, good boy Skinny
20:47 Perconte shut up! Stop bitching!
21:30 LMAO at Skinny’s hilarious little “Yeah, watch the leg!”
22:00 LOOK, ITS A WOMAN! AHHH RENEE, WE STAN <3
23:05 Lord, what a horrid situation
23:09 LMFAO Skinny! Alcohol and two women! “I’m in Heaven, Doc,” ah he’s so cute!
23:18 His smile <33333 Shane stop.
24:13 The framinnnggg of this shot you guys <3
24:37 So. Cute.
25:10 RICH! Trolling as usual
25:38 RIICCCHH
25:51 Good idea, Johnny. Notice he’s not bitch-facing
26:14 This shot is so iconic
26:39 No, Julian, honey, DO NOT STOP MOVING WHEN YOU ARE UNDER FIRE. Oh God.
27:05 Look. All I’m saying is that if Johnny wasn’t pinned down by enemy fire he would completely single-handedly take out their entire unit.
27:38 Julian ☹ Babe ☹ ☹
28:08 Hey Fassy!
28:22 Babe, oh God </3 He’s so desperate to get to him, I can’t
29:15 Baabbe honey ☹
29:50 RICH <3
30:05 Dick <3
30:13 Bull <3
30:17 Aw, Dad’s here, kids, it’s OK
30:23 Babe, sweetie you’re breaking my heart
31:03 Aw Roe is looking for Babe <3
32:01 DO NOT bitch @ Roe, Joe/Charlie, or you and I will be having words no matter how much I love you
32:28 AW BABE WENT LOOKING FOR ROE <33333 IT’S TRUE LOVE YOU GUYS
32:31 “Got you,” and then that smile. God he’s in love.
32:42 Babe, sweetie, he’s trying to court you with chocolate and cuddling, pay attention
33:00 He has to freaking guide him to eat omg
33:28 Awww, look they’re talking! Yay for foxhole bonding!
34:39 Spina’s such a sweetie
35:30 They’re so pale and cold omg babies
36:35 Roe and Lip look so happy! I want that shot framed
37:14 YAY!
38:30 Oh dear
39:01 Aw Renee
39:09 That look tho
39:26 Don’t scare her, Roe, she’s upset enough
39:33 He’s even more hot when he’s mad
39:51 Not the best first date but God they’re cute
40:28 His hair <3
40:57 They are so sweet. I would ship it if it wasn’t for Babe
42:37 Oh for crying out loud, Buck, honey…
42:46 Bill is such a mood
43:27 Roe is so cute omg
43:35 “He once called me Edward.” That was like yesterday, sweetie but OK. Ahaha I love it, the shock pulls Buck from his crazy.
43:43 Briefly
44:48 Smokey <3
44:54 Oh, Roe, sweetie
46:25 I have no words for how frantic and scary and hopeless this feels ugh
46:52 Cute
48:01 Renee is a literal angel
48:13 Oh Roe </3
48:40 Babe, so romantic!
48:42 RICH <3
48:55 Eat, Roe, come on
49:40 Rich, I see you!
50:23 Well, it lifted everyone else’s spirits, except Roe’s…
51:58 Oh, Buck, my dude you are not in good shape
52:08 RICH <3
52:53 Hoob you weirdo <3
53:11 “We’re in a dell.” Iconic Harry is back.
53:35 The way Dick instantly moves to protect Nix, you can’t deny the Winnix husbands
54:18 “OK get up, not OK lie down!” Lol Babe
54:35 Baby, wake up, come on
55:44 Dick is the best dad
56:19 Oh God, this isn’t good
56:44 Oh no
57:30 It’s not her body, just her scarf, and SHE’S TOTALLY FINE OK SHE GOT AWAY AND IS FINE
58:40 The way he trudges single-mindedly until he gets to Babe, I can’t.
58:52 LMAO at Dike getting told off in the background and Dick chilling and watching
59:53 It’s so painfully poetic. It’s what Renee would want. She’d tell you herself BUT SHE’S BUSY BEING FINE SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE SHE’S SAFE AND FINE
1:00:13 THE FLIRTING AHHHH <3
1:00:28 So. Cute.
1:01:16 “No member of the 101st has ever agreed that the division needed to be rescued.” LMAO YOU ICONIC BASTARDS, I LOVE YOU <3
To conclude, this episode is a piece of shit and I hate it because it just hurts so bad, OK! Real talk, honest to God one of the best episodes of anything ever.
#band of brothers#liveblog#episode 6#this is pain and i hate it#baberoe#at last#winnix still going strong#I will never love anything like I love RSJ just sayin
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hi <3
tbh best hp is fic hp fuck jkr <3 if you do check it out just be prepared that it’s super filthy sjdkdhdk. i’m gonna check out running on air and to hurt and to heal, absolutely! both sound super angsty which is yummy imo.
you don’t read fics of the parings/fandoms you like? may i ask why not? also yeah i’d love some kagehina/iwaoi fics, whatever you have is fine <3
omg where should we take razor.... i feel like he’s enjoy mountain views and all the animals in liyue so maybe jueyun karst 🥺 that area is so pretty..
i do know some couples hehe, some didn’t stick but my friend started dating her husband when she was twelve and they’re married now. i think it’s super adorable i’m a sucker for the childhood friends to lovers trope. do you like it? also what’s your favorite “to friends” trope if you had to rank them?
omg... yeah thankfully they’re still updating the game i mean we only have two of the seven worlds unlocked right? the anemo and geo worlds? i imagine the updates will keep on coming for a long, long time. also i’ve been meaning to ask you: have you finished the main story yet? i’ve been curious about when it finishes and if it ever does.
more than 8... so you’re telling me there’s so much cluna content out there that i’m not experiencing? feeling distraught. feeling like an unfinished puzzle piece.
fairy floss sounds so adorable.... 🥺 why is aus the best place ever? and it’s a bit too sweet but i can’t get over the nostalgia so i do kind of like it? it makes me feel like a child eating it hehe. omg bleaching it? do you plan on going blonde? 😳
iwaoi has ^ those childhood friends to lovers except it’s angsty vibes that just hit different. i’m just a sucker for mutual angsty pining dude it’s crazy. have you heard the song driver’s license? i really wanna write something iwaoi based on that song bc i feel like it fits them so well.... with a happy ending ofc i can’t leave my babies feeling sad. thank you, i hope you find the motivation to start working on something soon too!! you never know when motivation strikes babe.. in the meanwhile i’m just gonna be https://archiveofourown.org/users/czqy shsjshsjdj. dude it’s because it’s oikawa and he wants the best for himself. it was probably him that possessed you if we’re being honest. 👑
YOU DO? i can’t come up with anything so it’s gonna be a surprise for me. and tbh i don’t wanna figure it out either so it can be a cute surprise. now this will definitely motivate me to rise up the ranks asap. also i need to spin for the boy as well... hopefully i’ll get him haha. thinking about me before falling asleep, are you? 😏
hope your weekend has been going great for far, you deserve the world babe. ♥️
hi hi!!
FUCK JKR!!!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣 fhsksd note taken! omggg pls lmk what you think when you do!! they’re my top 2 fave drarry fics <33333
honestly i wish i could tell you 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i think it’s bc im so involved in it that i just.... don’t have any desire to read anything? like “i could just write x pairing/fandom, why should i go seek out content” but idkkkkk my friend has a theory that it’s bc i have a clear cut idea of who these characters are and what they’re like so it’s weird to read someone else’s interpretation? it’s something im trynna work on tho... lmao
okieee kagehina: where the night goes // well, maybe i’m a crook // room to grow (not really angst but the vibes are so mellow and nice) // hum (not a lot of angst but this is one of my faves. also esselle is the kagehina/hq queen!!! all her stuff is so so so good.)
iwaoi: things that change, things that stay the same // In April // the yellow room
also if i could offer your this oikage fic.... the more things change (i cry reading this every time....)
i don’t bookmark fics so it’s hard for me to find stuff again fhskdjfshd but hopefully those are alright!!
yesss let’s take him to liyue <3333 omg do you think he would like to play in the water 😩😩
omgggggggg they started dating when they were TWELVE?? that’s so cute 😭😭 i wish them all the happiness!! im only in touch with like 1 person i’ve known since i was 12 AHAHAH. i love childhood friends to lovers!! there’s just so much history there you know? such like a strong iron-clad bond... and to you mean “to lovers” trope? either way, hm. i think i might like enemies to lovers the most? (are we surprised) like that tension... coming together when no one expects it, not even them.... but yet their love is so strong.. .FSDJFHKSDF is childhood friends to lovers your fave?
yep!! only 2 ikr like how long am i gonna have to continue playing this game how many new characters will we get FHDKFSHDFS. people think inazuma (electro) is next!! it’s based on japan which is exciting.. omg wait what if it’s kinda like cyberpunk futuristic vibes.. ahaha. and i have finished all the main story quests that are out rn! i think the last one happens ~AR 35?
fhsdkfhsdfs HAHAHA nah dw all my blogs are now inactive so you’re not missing anything 🤪 you got all my focus and attention here bb
oooo yes the nostalgia... wow now that we’re talking about it i haven’t had fairy floss in so long jfhsdjksd. and yes i want to go blonde so bad 😭😭😭😭 i wanted to do kenma hair but i shaved my head last year and i want to shave it again and dye it blonde........ 😩
yeah actually i feel like so many people interpret iwaoi childhood friends to lovers angsty for some reason? like i’ve never really seen any that was just them happily and naturally going into a relationship there’s always like miscommunication and pain fhdskfskjfsd. not that i’m complaining! lol. and i actually heard driver’s licence for the first time a few days ago!! i remember it clearly bc i thought the title was funny FHDSKJFHSKDFSD. but omg the angst....... whose POV would you have it be from? oikawa’s? i feel like people make him Hurt a lot... which is big mood hfsdfkjs. (semi related... do you have your licence? LMAO) also do you know memo by years & years? i have an iwaoi wip based on that song!!
wait what does “in the meanwhile i’m just gonna be https://archiveofourown.org/users/czqy shsjshsjdj.” mean sorry i dont get it 😭😭 (also it took me a moment to register that url went to me AHHAHA i was like 😳)
I FREAKING HOPE OIKAWA POSSESSED ME!!! FEEL FREE TO COME BACK ANYTIME SIR 🙇♀️🙏
hehhe trust me it’s like THE best possible spot <33333 im extremely excited to take you there 😉😏 xingqiu come home for m.a. again!!! and what can i say, i’m looking forward to the date ;p
thank u! it’s made better by you 😍💘 hope your day is going well!! xx
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Papa Ravus with twin daughters and he's giving them razberrys as well Bwaaahahaa!!!
Hello, dear anon! ヽ(・∀・)ノ
Sorry for the delay.
Here’s the link to Papa Ravus with Twin Daughters
I think this shall be the last raspberry post I make because really there’s not much to write about that and I feel kind of repetitive so yah, I don’t wanna bore anyone ╮( ̄ω ̄;)╭
But here it is!
Papa Ravus giving his twin daughters raspberries:
Tbh it took Ravus a looong while before doing any of this.
He had such a tight military life that he fails a bit in the playful side of being a dad
By the time he started giving them raspberries it was under Lunafreya’s instructions
Remember Iris spent a while there with the kids?
Well she used to give them raspberries and now the babies want them all the time
Ravus usually misses what they’re asking of him
Most time he doesn’t even catch they’re asking for something
Luna is quick catching that and is who raspberries them
Tbh she believes Ravus is who has raised these babies into wanting rasperries
She finds it’s a Nope when she sees them ask him and he doesn’t even blink
He’s not catching it
“Brother? They’re calling your attention”
“??? And I’m giving it to them. I am changing their clothes”
Luna is like (・・ ) ?
She quickly grasps that Ravus is not catching this
Luna tells him what they’re asking for with those silly little giggles and baby noises and the way they show him their bellies
Ravus is like (눈_눈)
“Luna. That’s ridiculous. Why would any human being want another to put their mouth to their bellies and do something as gross?”
Oh Ravus…
Ravus is going to discuss with Luna about this “senseless, pointless activity”.
For like half an hour
Honestly Ravus only agrees when Luna convinces him that this will make the girls happy
Ravus wont say it aloud but honestly that’s all that he wants for his babies
But he’s still like ( ̄︿ ̄)
He’s wearing the same blank and unimpressed face ass he reaches down for their bellies
He hesitates multiple times bc he feels stupid
Eventually Ravus does push one of the girl’s shirt up and put his mouth there
He’s still like ( ̄︿ ̄)
He blows
For like ¼ of a second
It was tiny
It was a miserable attempt
Luna’s trying to guide him to make it good and well
Rvus is trying again
It takes him 5 tries and another discussion before he blows time enough to be considered worth to be called a Raspberry
Baby girl is like
*baby noise of agreement/fun ( ˙꒳˙ ) *
Ravus won’t admit it but this has called his attention
Baby girl enjoyed
He must repeat B|
He tries again a little more confident
Except he’s still like ( ̄︿ ̄)
Baby girl is like
“*louder noise of baby agreement and fun (o´▽`o) *
Ravus blinks cause
Why does this work
What is the purpose of this senseless activity and why does she like it
Baby girl #2 crawls closer and sits at her sister side, lifts her own shirt and stares at Papa and does a baby sound of request
Ravus is in "FATHER ON DUTY” mode
Ravus takes everythibg too seriously the poor thing
He reaches to blow a raspberry on her too, more confident
It’s long and hard enough to make baby girl laugh
“Aaaahahahaahah!! o(≧▽≦)o ”
Baby girl #1 laughs too and claps before calling for papa’s attention
Ravus is like
“Omg they’re having fun”
He reaches for the other girl and tries on here again
Baby girl is like
“AAAH! Ahahahahah!! o(≧▽≦)o”
Ravus is like (・_・;)
He still doesn’t see the point to this, but
The girls are enjoying and honestly he’d do this “pointless activity” all day if that’s got them laughing
Ravus is starting to switch from one girl to the other
He’s always trying to be fair with both so
One raspberry for one, one for the other, then repeat
Each time he does, he blows harder or a bit longer and baby girls lose it each time
Tbh Ravus is more confused than knowing what he’s doing
It’s like he’s experimenting instead of playing
Luna doesn’t know what’s more naive, the girls laughing with Ravus’ poor raspberries, or Ravus so amazed with this like a kid discovering a new gadget and having no idea how it works
She’s enjoying this, ahaha
Ravus is discovering that the more variation he puts to a raspberry, the more the girls enjoy
Like blowing in intermmitent lapses, or hard, or making noise as he does
Baby girls are losing their shit with each variation he does like
“AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! \(≧▽≦)/“
Ravus has no idea what’s happening
He’s like (ಠ_ಠ)
“Lunafreya, I don’t understand (ಠ_ಠ)“
“Just have fun, brother :3��
but what is the fun in blowing on someone’s tummy
what is it
why are they laughing so much
Ravus omg calm down just have fun
Ever since then Ravus does try to make it something constant
He’s bad at playing and he’s aware of that, so he tries his best on the little things he does can do
Like it just doesn’t bloom in him to roar out of the blue and hide places and jump onto his girls and chase them around
I mean he DOES play with them, just he’s not naturally playful
He tries to compensate with raspberries whenever he picks them up or changes their clothes or when it just occurs to him
He’s always a bit shy about it
But he still tries
He really wants to make them happy
He feels like he’s bad at making others happy, so he really is trying with all his heart
Omg Ravus you beautiful soul (ಥ﹏ಥ)
The good side is that it seems that the girls are very ticklish
So Ravus doesn’t need to put extra effort into this; not that he doesn’t want to, it’d just give him more troubles because of how shy he is with this
Sometimes if baby girls don’t laugh, he’s going to stop, ask them what’s wrong and try tickling their noses with a finger
That’s always putting them in the mood to laugh in the next tummy raspberry
Ravus shaves every single damn day before he goes to attend his daughters just to make absolutely sure he’s got the face perfectly clear and extra soft so he doesn’t accidentally harm them
Honestly it would only itch a little, but
That’s overprotective dad Ravus to you
Sometimes when Ravus isn’t there, baby girls will tummy raspberry each other
It’s ridiculous
And incredibly adorable
Sometimes baby girls team up so that when Ravus bends over them to kiss them goodnight, each catch one of his sides and they try to raspberry their cheeks
Ravus would find it disgusting was this anybody else
He actually smiles when his girls do it
He actually damns GRINS
Sometimes he LAUGHS omg
He gives them one back and raspberries their cheek if baby girls did it to him
See, he was slow starting this
But he’s growing out of his “what is the point” phase with just a year or two
Now when he has no idea how to conclude some game with his daughters, he’s gonna raspberry them
No matter how older they’ve gotten, these little creatures still enjoy and are super ticklish to the raspberries
Sometimes now that they’re older, Ravus will grab them by the ankle for raspberries
Don’t worry he’s not doing any harm
The girls...they like it like that
THE ADRENALINE
Like they’re SO HIGH UP cause dada is a GIANT and they’re upside-down
Only that sends them into endless laughing
And as gravity pulls their shirt down Ravus takes advantage and blows raspberries on them
Pffft forget it
These girls are losing it
It’s especially funny when Dadvus is carrying both at the same time, each in a hand
He usually takes pretty long there and then gently drops them on the floor so they can continue squirming and laughing
They once laughed so much they napped right on the spot
Ravus let them
There’s baby girls, sprawled at a random hallway of the Fleuret manor, watched upon by an amused guard, napping because they got so tired of laughing
See, Ravus is getting a grip of this
He just needed time
And confidence
Hope that’s okay, dear anon! And I hope you enjoyed of the Papa Ravus posts so far. They were fun to write! ♡ ~('▽^人)
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