#her saying shed have preferred if they killed e/o

[jamestitskirk]

anyways the dead dove brain of mine does want a fic where janice succeeds and keeps kirk as her planet wife against will

[horizon-verizon]

I would highly recommend to anyone that they read "The Princess and the Queen," version from Dangerous Women. Fire and Blood has a whole running narrative about maester bias, and a big part of Rhaenyra’s story there is how she's talked about. But the original P&Q was written for a general audience who just wanted to know more about the Dance. So he really cuts down (or had not yet written in) a lot of that other narrative Gydayn was trying to push. And I think it's interesting that when GRRM isn't trying (as much) to show how the maesters WANT people to think of Rhaenyra, two major scenes/matters are conspicuously absent: Her rant and 'jealousy' over Nettles, and the Rosby-Stokeworth debate.

And I think it's interesting that when GRRM isn't trying (as much) to show how the maesters WANT people to think of Rhaenyra, two major scenes/matters are conspicuously absent: Her rant and 'jealousy' over Nettles, and the Rosby-Stokeworth debate.

So in P&Q, this is the passage on how/why Rhaenyra deals with the Dragonseeds left:

Just as anon points out, Rhaenyra has no speech against Nettles nor does she even call for Mysaria.

Some other differences are that:

the Shepherd doesn't exist in P&W whereas in F&B the Shepherd appears after the small passage describing the city's response to the fear of the Hightower armies and then goes to what the Hightower armies are up to

"bastard blood shed at war" also doesn't exist in P&W

Notice how P&W goes immediately goes to what's going on with the Hightower/green armies down south? That's important, as in F&B:

It is interesting that GRRM inserted Mysaria/Nettles' unique accusation/the Shepherd/Gerardys's dismissal back to Dragonstone in the F&B when none of these things existed in P&W bc then we must ask ourselves if this is due to just his wanting to "update" (bc the Shepherd had to have been real and truly incorporated, there's too many witnesses and we know Aegon burned him as well as others in his "cleanse" of KL) or if this is him doing as you anon say is:

Fire and Blood has a whole running narrative about maester bias, and a big part of Rhaenyra’s story there is how she's talked about. But the original P&Q was written for a general audience who just wanted to know more about the Dance. So he really cuts down (or had not yet written in) a lot of that other narrative Gydayn was trying to push.

Because w/o Rhaenyra asking Mysaria her input and Mysaria saying what she says to trigger Rhaenyra's jealousy, Rhaenyra's link to the letter calling for Nettles' execution is more tenuous and negligible. It becomes much more possible that someone forged a letter with her name on it and sent it to Manfyrd so Rhaenyra could lose another dragonrider....esp bc Rhaenrya rebuffs Alicent's plea to not kill off Aemond and Daemon/Nettles both were in the mission in the first place to kill Aemond...hmm.

On the one hand, I prefer Mysaria's character having more of a turning-point role on the F&B tale bc after this the next mentions before her death is Eustace claiming Mysaria told Helaena of Maelor's murder as explanation of why Helaena finally kills herself and then her for some reason telling Rhaenyra after one of the worst riots "against the coming dark, that this night would be worse than the last.", as told by Mushroom (though to be fair, this plus her cutting herself and "rag[e]"ing and "despair"ing were in P&Q--just no mention of Mushroom nor the part about Mushroom saying she sought comforts from him 🙄).

On the other hand, these events plus how Mysaria is described as being very witch like or magically threatening when she tells Rhaenyra abt Nettles, show a much more devious Mysaria who one could argue plots against her own material interests, bc there are still issue with the idea that she just decided to go all anti-royal baby rampage and "burn" everything she ever worked for...mainly how it could be too reproductive/baby-centric a motivation for someone as practical as Mysaria seemed to be and we really don't want another instance of a woman's anger or grief pathologized under the context of motherhood. And Mysaria--without the magical demon passage of her turning Rhaenyra against Nettles--saying "against the coming dark, that this night would be worse than the last" comes much more across as her just warning Rhaenyra of more riots instead of something much more ominous and posing herself as the only sort of succor Rhaenyra may have now. Perhaps Mysaria was even trying to get Rhaenyra to "buck up" or encourage her from her grief/rage to focus on things at hand, we don't know?

Again, it since Eustace writes that Rhaenrya couldn't trust anyone before Mysaria's reasoning against Nettles AND he writes what Rhaenyra says after Mysaria gives her input of an accusation of witchery, it lends more credence to the idea that this Faith-bound Rhaenyra-hating septon made up a bunch of shit or AT LEAST DISTORTED using accusations of witchery against Mysaria and used her voice to make as if Rhaenyra had similar concerns towards Nettles from Mysaria's rhetorical AND maybe "magical" persuasion. Which again lends more credence to the idea that Rhaenyra in fact did not send that letter to execute Nettles OR she only wanted her to return to KL to be arrested, as she had every intention of seizing Addam and they had been discussing Nettles before she made that choice.

Even w/the Rosby-Stokeworth was in P&Q, I wouldn't blame Rhaenyra much for that.

Overall, curious. At the same time, I can also very much see Rhaenyra just being genuinely misogynoirist bc of her social identity as a noble woman interwined with the stakes for her hold on her authority, esp how PatQ migh just be missing some of this bc GRRM didn't want to either spoil it or just thought of it for F&B after PatQ was published.

So I will keep to the Jezebel stuff i wrote for myself and others to weigh whenever considering F&B.

[seita]

— bnha abc's: hitoshi shinsou [angst edition].

well, finally the angst! i have no idea what character i’ll do next but we shall see...

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A- Accident, Would they blame themselves if you died in an accident?

∴ unless he was the reason you were involved then no. ∴ he wouldn’t search for correlation to himself in the event of an accident. ∴ he’s not looking to throw a pity party for himself. ∴ you were the one who was dead, after all.

B- Break up, How would they deal with one?

∴ it depends on the relationship. ∴ if it was long term, a few years together then he’s pretty broken up about it ∴ and will probably take a while to get himself back on the market ∴ but a relationship that’s only been a handful of months ∴ he figures it’s best to just move on from it.

C-Crying, Are they much of a crier?

∴ no not at all, really. ∴ sure, he feels sad but tears never fall from his eyes. ∴ however, if there is something traumatic that happens. ∴ he may shed a few tears into his pillow as he goes to sleep.

D-Death, How do they deal with any death?

∴ pretty well, actually ∴ he finds a way to cope so he can move on as quickly as possible ∴ that’s not to say he doesn’t mourn or just erase their memory ∴ he just moves to work past being broken up about it ∴ he doesn’t want to go through his days with the heavy weight of a death on his mind ∴ the type of guy to visit graves and leave flowers for his loved ones once a month.

E-Emotion, What’s the emotion they tend to push away the most?

∴ anger. ∴ he doesn’t like to be angry and he doesn’t like to show anyone his anger ∴ that’s not always possible so he’ll remove himself from situations that make him angry ∴ he’ll go somewhere private where he can let his anger out without prying eyes. ∴ he feels like shit after losing his temper so he’ll apologize or you’ll have to console him and let him know it’s okay to be angry ∴ he’s human and bottling it up isn’t healthy ∴ he agrees but...tbh nothing changes.

F-Frustrated, How much would it take to push them off the edge?

∴ it truly depends. ∴ day-to-day, he doesn’t really get ticked off or upset easily ∴ he’s pretty patient tbh ∴ but in an event where he worked hard for something ∴ or he really, really had a drive to do something (like get into the hero course) ∴ and he fails to do it ∴ he is pretty easily set off. ∴ but he pushes past and works 10x harder than before until he accomplishes his goal. ∴ he’s a driven man.

G-Great Pain, What is the most painful thing they have witnessed?

∴ when he became a pro, the first time he failed to defeat a villain ∴ and many civilians perished as a result ∴ it’s something that absolutely haunts him. ∴ he had nightmares for weeks afterwards ∴ he fully went to a therapist ∴ like he was fucked up over it ∴ to this day, if he’s reminded of it he will literally get so anxious and depressed, even though he’s seen lots of casualties since then ∴ it was just that first failure that fucks him up.

H-Humiliation, How could they be humiliated?

∴ being cheated on. ∴ the idea that he wasn’t good enough, to the point his lover had to find someone else. ∴ that really damages his sense of self worth and self esteem which is already a bit low to begin with. ∴ he’d feel like there was something wrong with him and now everyone knew he was defective.

I-Injured, How do they handle themselves when injured?

∴ very calm and collected. ∴ he figures there’s no real reason to lose his head over it. ∴ panicking will only make the situation worse. ∴ if it’s a bad injury, he’ll seek help as fast as he can. ∴ if its a superficial wound he’ll probably handle it himself.

J-Jittery, Which part of their past makes them flinch or even worked up?

∴ his childhood. ∴ he was the target for teasing and bullying due to his quirk. ∴ so if anything reminds him of those times, he gets really down ∴ he doesn’t like spiral into depression or anything ∴ but he’ll feel anxious and self conscious until the moment passes

K-Kill, Would they kill for revenge?

∴ no, never. ∴ he’s worked so hard to become a pro hero that he wouldn’t want to jeopardize it by some sort of misconduct as that. ∴ also, he has been accused of having potential to become a villain ∴ and he doesn’t want to give anyone ammunition for that.

L- Loss, What was their greatest loss?

∴ he hasn’t actually experienced much loss in terms of losing anyone to death. ∴ when he was a child, he had a friend before his quirk manifested ∴ and accidentally used it on them, unsure of how to control it ∴ and it scared the other boy so bad he stopped being friends with him ∴ that hurt shinsou pretty badly. ∴ he also probably lost a pet dog, which was traumatic because of how  much he depended on the furry animal for comfort

M- Mistakes, How much do they want to fix the mistakes of their past?

∴ shinsou isn’t the type of person who will do things that have the potential for regret ∴ he thinks his decisions over thoroughly and runs through all options before choosing the most logical one ∴ of course, he fucks up sometimes but ∴ he stands by his decisions, confident that he did the best possible thing he could have. ∴ being a pro hero doesn’t allow for him to regret things -- if he stops to mourn every civilian loss, for example, he would only be run into the ground. ∴ that doesn’t help anyone.

N-Need, How would they react if you needed emergency surgery?

∴ calm and collected ∴ especially if you’re scared ∴ then he’s going to make sure he’s a pillar for you to lean on ∴ that’s not to say on the inside he isn’t losing his mind ∴ bc he def is ∴ he just finds it counterproductive to stress you out while you’re already scared of the surgery ∴ it would get neither of you anywhere good ∴ once you’re in surgery, he’d be anxious as he waited. ∴ he’s check the time and refuse to leave the hospital until the doctor announces you’re safe.

O-Outrage, What makes them angry?

∴ betrayal. ∴ shinsou, when he trusts, he trusts hard. ∴ he puts his faith into them and expects them to stand by his side ∴ so if, for example, you used an insecurity of his against him in an argument. ∴ or cheated on him. ∴ or spilled a secret he told you in confidence ∴ he will be pissed. depending on how bad it was, he’s liable to break up with you. ∴ naturally, once his trust is broken, however, it’s near impossible to fix ∴ so good luck getting your relationship back to how it used to be lol

P-Pressure, What stresses them out to the breaking point?

∴ training ∴ he works hard to better himself to become the best hero possible ∴ but it stresses him out that he’s not improving fast enough, he’s not doing enough, he’s falling behind others ∴ he’s really hard on himself and his drive only makes the thought of failure terrifying to him. ∴ he doesn’t want to fuck up and lose his chance at his dream.

Q- Qualify, What part of themselves do they see as dangerous?

∴ his quirk, naturally. ∴ it’s a pretty dangerous quirk but ∴ truthfully, everyone’s quirk is dangerous in some way. ∴ it’s just that he’s always been trated as if his quirk was the worst possible outcome he could have been born with. ∴ so he feels like his quirk is the Most Dangerous.

R-Rock, What weighs them down?

∴ the idea that his quirk, very well could be a villains quirk. ∴ he worries that he might abuse it by accident and fuck everything up ∴ his quirk is different from combat quirks or rescue quirks ∴ he can control people. he can lock them into their own minds and force their bodies to do anything he wants without having to lift a finger. and there’s nothing they can do it about it. ∴ that scares him. ∴ it’s such a powerful quirk ∴ and it’d be so easy to abuse it ∴ he worries about his own morality at times, due to all the times he’s been called a villain ∴ it makes him doubt himself even though he knows himself better than that.

S-Sorrow, Would they feel empty after your death?

∴ very much so. ∴ shinsou is the type who gives himself completely to relationships ∴ whether it’s platonic or romantic, he puts 100% in. ∴ so to lose someone he had cared for so completely ∴ leaves him with a devastating emptiness ∴ he’s not going to know how to fill the gap your presence left behind for a long time.

T-Time, What if they had a limited time to live?

∴ he wouldn’t panic ∴ he’d spend the time doing everything he needed to do ∴ like see his mother, hang out with his friends, eat his favorite food, spend a night with you ∴ he’d be determined to make sure he wouldn’t regret wasting the time he had left ∴ so he does everything he feels is necessary for having the happiest time that he has left.

U-Urge, How badly do they get the urge to see you after separating?

∴ on a day to day basis, not much ∴ he’s very good at occupying his mind and thinking logically about whether it makes sense to see you or not. ∴ most of the time it’s not. ∴ he’s not the type to go crawling back to his ex unless it’s something he needs to fix with you. ∴ but at night, when he cant sleep ∴ his mind will automatically wander to you ∴ thinking about how it felt when just a few days, weeks, months ago you were curled up beside him in bed.

V-Vent, How do they get rid of feelings they find unnecessary?

∴ he’s actually really damn good at communication ∴ he is so good at just talking things through ∴ it helps him sort his thoughts and it keeps him calm, rather than getting worked up and upset ∴ he prefers to have healthy ways to release his negative emotions

W-Wild card, A random angst headcannon.

∴ when the bullying over his quirk got worse the older he got ∴ as people started to look at him like he was going to harm them ∴ he got frustrated, angry even ∴ he went off on his mom -- blaming her for giving him such a shitty, terrible quirk ∴ he said some extremely hurtful things in his anger ∴ and the picture of his mom’s hurt face over his words drives him insane ∴ to this day, he still feels like he’s trying to make it up to her. ∴ truthfully, it’s been forgiven and forgotten for a long time but ∴ he doesn’t believe he deserves that just yet.

X- X-ray, What makes them transparent? How obvious can they get around something they hate?

∴ you really will not know when this guy hates you ∴ he seems to have mostly just, cold indifference to majority of people ∴ so him hating you; being ignored or treated coldly ∴ will literally not even make you feel hated ∴ it just seems like his default ∴ he’s pretty open about his opinions though ∴ so if you talk about something and ask what he thinks of it ∴ if he hates it, like a movie, he’ll just come right out and say it tbh ∴ so he’s like 50/50 transparent.

Y-Yearning, Do old memories make them yearn for your touch?

∴ yes. ∴ shinsou is the type of guy to look through his phone at old texts and pictures ∴ when he lies in bed at night, he thinks of his fondest memories ∴ he won’t actively seek you out if it’s not logical -- like if you’re an ex. ∴ but if you’re available for him, he’ll seek you out with a deep craving for you. ∴ he wants to make more memories while he can.

Z-Zest, Add your own letters!

[Parents Headcanon] ∴ when he was a baby, his father left him and his mom ∴ that left his mom to take care of a baby all on her own ∴ she was a young mom too, had him pretty early in life; about 18 or so. ∴ so she struggled really badly ∴ he regrets all the trouble he gave her when he was naive to the struggles of parenthood ∴ once he got older and realized how much his mom did for him ∴ he began to work hard around the house so she could relax when she got home from work, cooked dinner, and never asked for anything he didn’t absolutely need ∴ he absolutely adores his mom ∴ and the idea of ever being without her terrifies him.

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[some-ikemen-snob]

Pee Pee Poo Poo (Masaharu x MC) Fanfic

Proofread by: @the-voltage-diaries​ :D

Yes the MC has a name, I’m sorry to those that prefer (Y/N)

I was going to make a version w/ (Y/N) and w/o commentary but I just could not be bothered

“Please come with me to a party!” Rina’s hands are clasped tightly together in front of her. A look of nervousness covers her face. When she told me she had something serious to ask of me after work, I wasn’t expecting this. She knows how much of a risk it is for me to go outside, being a wanted fugitive and all. I don’t care about what would happen to me, I just don’t want her getting caught up in any of my problems. 

“You do know how ridiculous of a request that is right?”

“Yea… but it was worth an ask.” She sulks dejectedly, whatever the reason may be, I want to hear it. 

“Why do you need me for some party?”

“A few days ago, some new recruits were talking behind my back. They were poking fun at how I didn’t have a boyfriend at my age and claimed I was just into hook-ups.” If only they knew who she was dating, they would shut their traps. The thought amuses me but I know Rina wouldn’t like it if I threatened them to shut up. 

“I got fed up with their remarks and told them I’d bring my boyfriend to one of their parties.” Hachiko has always been the brave but stupid type. “I didn’t want to bring some random guy because I felt as if I would be betraying you..” God, the expression on her face was adorable. A fugitive like me doesn’t deserve someone as precious as her. “It’s okay, I’ll just tell them he was too late to make it.” I know what I’m about to say defies all rationality and common sense. But hey, a man’s gotta trust his gut, especially when it comes to his girl. “Alright, you win. I’ll come to the stupid party, but I’ll be in full disguise mode and lounging around in a corner.” A smile that is worth ignoring all the rationality in the world erupts on her face. “THANK YOU! THANK YOU!” Rina looks as if she just chugged a pack of Red Bull down. She gives me a peck on the cheek, much to my surprise. “I’ll text you the location and time when I get my hands on it!” Picking up her feet, she turns around and heads for her room. “Wait.” I grab her right sleeve. Confused, she turns her head around to face me and at that moment, I plant a kiss on her cheeks. “That’s payback for what you did,” I give her a smirk. She mumbles something underneath her breath but it’s inaudible to me. However, judging by her slight wobble back to her room, I can tell she enjoyed it.

The day of the party, Rina has instructed me to come meet her by the bookstore in front of the station. As I stare at my perfectly put disguise laid out on my bed, I get a knock on the door. Inui peeks his head into my room. “Can you go pick up some groceries?” “Sure.” I can make it back in time to change into my disguise then head to the party. “The least you could do is pick up ingredients since you don’t know how to cook a meal even if your life depended on it.” A mischievous Hino peaks his head in. As much as I would love to blast his head for making that comment, I could never while Inui was here. “What’s with the get-up?” Hino turns his gaze over to the disguise on the bed. “Nothing much, just don’t touch it, I’ll be leaving now.” I leave the base with a very clear feeling that Hino would definitely touch it. 

//

Moments later, I’m walking through the streets as strangers stride past by me. That took forever. I grumble with my hands full of groceries, making my way back to the car. The last item on the list were these stupid tapioca balls that I basically searched the entire city for. “She better make something good with them.” I tuck the list back into my shirt pocket, the name of the preparator was written right next to the desired ingredient. Rina’s scribbled name looks petite and rushed. She probably had the idea to make bubble tea at the last minute. I put the load of paper bags into the trunk and slam it down sturdy. “Now let’s go home and-” “Masaharu Ryuzaki?” What? “I think you have the wrong person, sir.” “Then turn around and let us see your face.” Crap, I don’t have time for this. Best thing I can do right now is… RUN! I break out into a sprint, hoping to get these men off my track. 

“There’s nowhere for you to go.” In the midst of the chase, I find myself face to face with an inescapable path. How did they manage to find me? This is the first time I’ve ever been recognized with my disguise in. These sunglasses should have hidden my identity completely! (No shade but that is actually his in-game “disguise.” A pair of sunglasses.) “Hear me out gentleman, I don’t want to fight you or anything.” “Do you not remember what you did to us?” “I don’t even remember who you are.” 

< Insert the mysterious men explaining a crime Masaharu committed against their group as he shows Masaharu a scar he gave him during their previous encounter. I can’t be bothered to write this up >

Finally, he finishes explaining. I look up at the sun which has already begun its descent. I’m going to be late at this rate. I wasn’t planning on shedding any blood today but my girl’s going to be waiting for me soon. 

//

I stuff the gun back into my pocket, the men lay in anguish on the floor. (Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor). I didn’t kill them, just immobilized their movement. I look at my watch which has bits of blood splattered on it. Agh, damn! That fight took a hell load of time. If I didn’t have my gun on me, it’d have taken even longer. Rina won’t mind me being 15 minutes late to the party...right? I steer the car through the bustling city, not even making time to get home. The groceries and disguise can wait, hopefully they don’t mind seeing bits of blood on my outfit. I park my car outside of the train station, getting out to look around for Rina. Damn, she’s not in front of the book store, probably already at the party. The building is of walking distance from the station and with a parking spot already found, I begin my walk to the party. Entering the party alone must have taken her a lot of guts, even after what she told her co-workers. Plus, I don’t want to look like I just ghosted her on this meeting. I grab my phone out, I already told Rina that I would be late but she hasn’t seen my message yet. Rustling my hair in frustration, random thoughts enter my brain. Maybe forcing them to shut up wouldn’t be so bad an idea? (LET IT ALL OUT LET YOUR FEELINGS OUT, LET THE WORLD KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL ABOUT - Zela) No, get it together, Rina wouldn’t want you to do that. As I’m walking through the area, I hear a conversation that perks my ears. “We’re now officially husband and wife.” A couple snuggles together, leaving the marriage bureau.

“I can’t wait to see my lovely husband when I get home from work.” While their PDA makes me stay away from them, it makes me think. If Rina and I were married… when she came home from work, I would be able to welcome her home with a warm (yet deadly) meal, we could take a bath together and afterwards (insert something definitely NSFW). These fuzzy imaginative thoughts fill my head for the remainder of the walk.

//

This should be the right apartment number, I study the text Rina had sent me a few days ago. Light emits from underneath the door and I can hear chattering from inside. However, none of the voices belong to Rina. I knock on the door before opening it with caution. “Hello, I’m Rina’s husband, Rasaharu Myuzaki.” (can you tell I put much effort into creating the name?) 

“Husband?!” I can hear the shock come from a couple of girls. Crap! I got it mixed up with the couple’s conversation. (SPY X FAMILY REFERENCE, IF YOU GET IT, I LOVE YOU)

Before I could clarify the mix up, Rina speaks up on my behalf. 

“Yes, Masa- Rasaharu is my husband, so with this, can you stop talking bad behind my back, Chisaki?” I glance at who I assume is Chisaki, the one who started all of this. 

“Myuzaki, you’re covered in blood.” A gentleman offers me a towel which I kindly accept. “Thank you. I work as a butcher so I often deal with chopping up pigs, especially pigs that think it is okay to talk shit about my wife.” I give Chisaki a look that tells her she better leave this country or she’ll be dead by midnight. My plan works and Chisaki immediately gets down on her knees in front of Rina and begs for her forgiveness. Three other women who I can assume to be part of her posse also do the same. Rina looks relieved, having this situation come to a close, however, there’s a hint of unrest on her face. “Now that we’re done here-” I tug at her waist. “I will be taking my lovely wife away, I hope you all don’t mind.” The confusion on Rina’s face is clear as day but she still leaves with me after saying her farewells. 

//

The ride to the spot was a silent one, where Rina just spent the entire time trying to rub the blood off my clothing and face. (omg girlfriend goals <3) “Where is this place?” I stop the car near the edge of a cliff, the both of us get out and walk closer towards the edge. Before us is the city and the night sky. The lights create an orange like hue over the city, making it almost impossible to take my eyes off it. Compared to the noise and bustle of the city, the deafening silence here almost sounds unreal. “Found this place a while ago, thought you might want to blow some steam off here.” 

“How did you know I was stressed?” 

“As if you would be satisfied enough with just an apology from Chisaki.” Rina gives me a warm smile. “You’re right.” She cups her hands over her mouth and inhales. “EAT (doodoo) HONEY! I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN GET A DECENT BOYFRIEND WITH YOUR RAT ASS A T T I T U D E!” At the end, there’s a quick silence but then we both burst out into laughter. “That’s my girl!” I cup my hands over my mouth just like what Rina did. “TALK (doodoo), GET HIT.” At this point, Rina is doubling over with laughter. This little screaming session continued on for a while until our lungs could not scream anymore. 

“...I’m glad you came.” “Why wouldn’t I?” 

“Well...before I even entered the room, I could hear them berating insults about me. I felt really down thinking that maybe you weren't really coming.”

“I sent you a text that I would be late.” Rina checks her phone and looks at me with a sheepish smile, “sorry,” she laughs.

“But luckily, your amazing husband was here to save the day, right?” “Husband? That is a very bold thing for you to say.” 

“Why? You can’t see me giving you a ring one day?” I throw a little joke at Rina but her reaction is completely different from what I expected. With her face beat red, she punches my arm. 

“Anyways, didn’t you say you were going to wear a ‘disguise?’” I can tell she’s embarrassed by my joke so I let it slide. “You’re not going to question the blood?” 

“I trust that you didn’t kill anyone?” 

“You’re correct, just had to deal with some guys from the past.” 

“Oooh, look at my hubby acting so brave and strange.” “Now look who’s saying husband.”

We spend the rest of the night just bantering as I think, ‘she’d make a lovely wife one day.’ 

EXTRAS:

“Shouldn’t we be going home soon? I’m hungry.” Rina asks me. 

Home? Hungry? Food? OH CRAP. I left the groceries in the car. I think of how much the car is going to stink because of the fish that was left in there for at least an hour. Fuck my life.

~

When I get home, I remember that I left my disguise on my bed. Entering my room, my disguise is missing. Instead, there’s a clown costume on my bed and all the clothes in my closet are missing. “What the ever loving fuck?” And there’s only one person on this damn earth who knew about this and would do it. “H I N O.” 

Rina’s POV: 

I come into work with a bright and cheery face. On my way to work, I got a free coffee for being the one millionth customer and got to pet an adorable puppy. So, tell me why, do I hear Chisaki blasting her mouth off first thing in the morning? “I heard Rina was spotted in the red light district with someone.” 

“And he looked younger than her, is she planning on being a cougar?” 

This isn’t the first time I heard this from them. I did not want to start a fight right then and there. 

“I was not in the red light district yesterday and I do have a boyfriend who is older than me, in fact. If you want to see him, I’m willing to bring him to a party.” 

“Really now?” Chisaki looks me up and down suspiciously.

“Then bring him. We’ll all bring our boyfriends too so they can all talk.”

“Oh how considerate of you, make sure to text me the details.” As I walk away from Chisaki and her grouper, I begin screaming in my head. IDIOT, IDIOT, IDIOT, I D I O T. Ahhhhh, how am I supposed to ask Masaharu?

~

After Masaharu gives me a surprise kiss on the cheek, my face instantly reddens. “That’s payback for what you did.” 

“I didn’t know revenge was supposed to be this sweet.” I mumble under my breath, hoping he didn’t hear me. My heart’s pounding a mile a minute.

~

Ah fuck, Masaharu didn’t show up at our designated spot. I’m standing in front of the door. I’m already late and even worse, my boyfriend isn’t here with me. What was I expectating? More than this being dangerous, it was plain stupid.

~

When Masaharu called himself my husband, my brain went full on meltdown. H-h-husband? Is he into marriage roleplay? Anyways, I can use this chance to finally shut Chisaki up once and for all.

~

“Why? You can’t see me giving you a ring one day?” YOU DON’T JUST RANDOMLY PROPOSE TO A GIRL LIKE THAT!!!!! DJDLDSSDF. I punch Masaharu on the arm to hide my embarrassment, THAT’S THE SECOND TIME ALREADY IN THIS FANFIC (yes I just threw a 4th wall moment in like that)

~

“Hey Masaharu?” “Hm?” “Why does the car smell like rotten fish?”

~

When I get to work the next morning, Chisaki comes up to me. “I’m so sorry for talking shit behind your back for a while now!” 

“It’s okay, let’s put it behind us now.” 

“But I do have to say, how come you never told me you had such a sexy husband?” Wait what, excuse the fuck me? You wanna fucking fight for my mans?  

[serraphima]

All the abc OC questions for Erin!

aaaaaaaaaaaaa ty mara, imma put it under a read more so there isnt a huge thing to scroll through

A1. what are your oc’s natural abilities, things they’ve been doing since young? shes a pyromancer and a dumbass2. what activities have they participated in? uh they were in robotics club in college3. what abilities do they have that they’ve worked for? (no clue what that means) but she keeps her friend aria alive with the augments she makes4. what things are they bad at? talking to cute girls, being a person5. what is their most impressive talent? she can dislocate her shoulder on command

B1. what is their hair color? red2. what is their eye color? green3. how tall are they? like 5′44. how old are they? 32 i think?5. how much do they weigh? 160

C1. how do they sit in a chair? the wrong way all the time2. in what position do they sleep? curled up in a ball3. what is their ideal comfort day? chilling out with her partners4. what is their major comfort food? why? anything with a strong lemon taste that isnt a lemon5. who is the best at comforting them when down? her partners

D1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name? she cant decorate worth a damn2. how would they decorate their child’s room? she wouldnt have any kids tbh3. how do they decorate their own room? posters everywhere, failed experiments and other stuff strewn about with clothes4. what type of clothes and accessories do they wear? she likes tight pants, crop tops, and a denim vest with boots on warm days, on cold days she wears skirts, tights, long sleeve tops and flannel with a denim vest5. do they like makeup/nail/beauty trends? she likes them in theory, not in practice since shes terrible with doing makeup

E1. does the way they do things portray their internal personality? kinda? like shes outgoing sometimes but shes also likes being alone, it depends on whos shes with2. do they do things that conform to the norm? only norm she conforms with is being gay3. do they follow trends or do their own thing? she does her own thing sometimes, follows trends other times4. are they up-to-date on the internet fads? she tries to keep up but hardly can5. do they portray their personality intentionally or let people figure it out on their own? she portrays herself as she is (ie a sarcastic bitch with a dry wit)

F1. what do they do for fun? set fire to things2. what is their ideal party? not a party person3. who would they have the most fun with? she loves being with her partners and has the most fun with them4. can they have fun while conforming to rules? she could if she was boring5. do they go out a lot? she doesnt really go out on her own a lot

G1. what is their most attractive external feature? shes happy with how her thighs and ass are so she loves showing them off as much as she can2. what is the most attractive part of their personality? shes extremely caring but doesnt like to show it to everyone3. what benefits come with being their friend? being a human test subject, you get to learn how to do fighting games, and seeing her in default state (which is only a bra and underwear)4. what parts of them do they like and dislike? she likes her thighs and ass, hates having her cock5. what parts of others do they envy? she envies that faith has a vagina and cant wait to get her own

H1. do they rather a hot or cold room? she likes a hot place, she cant function in the cold2. do they prefer summer or winter? she loves summer3. do they like the snow? she likes melting snow with fireballs but besides that she hates snow4. do they have a favorite summer activity? she likes going to concerts in the summer5. do they have a favorite winter activity? stay indoors with her partners and watch scary movies

I1. what is their sexuality? shes homoromantic bisexual2. have they ever questioned their sexuality? oh the entirety of her high school life3. have they ever questioned their gender? kinda, shes trans and had some trouble realizing that but shes happy now4. would/was their family be okay with them being LGBT? they arent5. how long would/did it take for them to come out? her parents dont know a lot of whats going on with her after her second stay in the psych ward when she came out to them, but her friends knew the second erin knew

J1. what makes them happy? making her partners happy2. who makes them happy? her partners3. are there any songs that bring them joy? anytime her favorite band releases a new song4. are they happy often? somewhat5. what brings them the most joy in the world? being with her partners and helping aria not be close to death

K1. have they ever thought about suicide? yeah2. have they ever thought about homicide? thought about doing it outright? no, but some of the test subjects she finds dont live through everything3. if they could kill anyone without punishment, would they? who? her parents4. who would miss them if they died? her partners5. who would be happy they died, anyone? probably her parents

L1. what is their favorite fruit? apple slices2. what is their least favorite fruit? whole apples3. are there any foods they hate? spicy foods4. do they have any food intolerances? she cant handle spicy stuff5. what is their favorite food? chicken picatta

M1. would they want a daughter or a son? probably a daughter2. how many children do they want? ideally none3. would they be a good parent? shes constantly worried shell end up like her parents4. what would they name a son? what would they name a daughter? son would be named azarel, daughter would be named valeria5. would they adopt? probably

N1. what would they never do? hard drugs and be in a gangbang2. what have they never done that they want to do? be in a gangbang3. is there anything they absolutely can’t believe people do? have a good relationship with their parents4. what is the most embarrassing thing they’ve done? thought she was a straight guy5. have they done anything they thought they’d never do? successfully keep someone alive

O1. are they optimistic or pessimistic? she finds both to be annoying and doesnt like answering that question (shes more pessimistic than optimistic)2. are they openly optimistic, throwing it on others? no3. are they good at giving advice? not in the slightest4. is there anyone in their life that throws optimism on them? probably bel5. were they always optimistic? nope

P1. what is their best personality trait? her quick wit2. what is their worst personality trait? her inability to read emotions3. what of their personality do others love? her caring nature4. what of their personality do others envy? her scathing remarks when other people are dumb near her5. do they hate anything about their personality/about other’s personalities? she hates she cant read emotion that well and hates overly chipper people

Q1. do they ask for help? nope2. do they ask questions in class? and look like a nerd? fuck that3. do they answer questions that make them a little uncomfortable? she tries to4. do they ask weird questions? more often than not5. are they curious? yes

R1. do they follow rules? theyre more guidelines and guidelines are more lenient to following than rules are (doesnt really follow the rules)2. would they be a strict or laid-back parent? shed be a bad parent3. have they ever been consequenced for breaking a rule? many times4. have they broken any rules they now regret breaking? nope5. do they find any rules they/others follow absolutely ridiculous? she find a lot of rules pointless

S1. are they street-smart?  not really2. would they give money to someone on the streets? yes she does that a lot3. have they ever gotten in a fight on the streets? many times4. has anything happened to them on the streets? she beat up people sexually harassing her5. are they cautious when out? she carries a pistol and a knife everywhere

T1. are they honest? she tries to be2. can they tell if someone is lying? not well3. is it obvious when they’re lying? if you know her yes, if you dont its hard4. have they lied about anything they regret lying about? nope5. have they told truths that have been spread against their will? kinda?

U1. have they been bullied? yes2. have they bullied anyone? also yes3. have they been physically attacked by a bully? no4. have they ever been doubted? not as often as she believes5. have they surprised people with being good at something? people who dont pay attention to her a lot so she constantly surprises them when they start to pay attention to her

V1. do they vomit often? she hasnt puked since she was a baby and shes proud of that2. do they get lots of stomach aches? yes3. are they good at comforting someone ill? no4. what do they like as far as comfort goes? being warm and cozy5. do they burp, cough, or hiccup most when nauseous? when vomiting? she hiccups a lot when shes nauseous

W1. do they drink enough water? she doesnt like water, it feels weird in her mouth2. have they learned to swim? yes3. do they like to swim? a bit4. can they dive? no5. can they swim without holding their nose? yes

X1. what is their favorite genre of music? lot of good bass and drum lines, hard guitar riffs2. do they have a favorite song? anything her favorite band puts out3. do they have a favorite band/artist/singer? yeah but good luck getting her to tell you (babymetal)4. can they sing well? a bit5. can they rap? nope

Y1. how old were you when you created them? i think like 19 or 202. what inspired you to create them? i kinda figured out i was trans and wanted a character like me but that was a girl (so i project onto her a lot)3. were they different when they were first created? she started out as a destiny oc, she was my warlock4. do you enjoy writing them more than other characters? i cant say tbh5. what’s your favorite thing about them? shes a lot like me

Z1. what’s their favorite animal? cats2. do they like animals? she likes cats3. cats or dogs? cats4. what’s their dream pet? like a big cat but housecat sized5. do they have any pets at the moment? nope

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More OCs (bc I have no self control)

Name: Sam | Species/Race: Selkie | Gender: Male | Appearance: (Human Form: He is rather pale looking, and actually has a bit of a bushy beard even in this form, his hair is a weird combination between grey-ish and brown and its also completely a bit of a scraggly mess, his eyes are also a sapphire blue, he usually just wears the pelt/skin he had shed to cover him up when in this form, he isn't really keen on losing that, however, its rare you'd ever see him in human form anyways since this old boyo loves the sea) His true seal form would be that of the Bearded Seal, his whiskers are rather long, as is the claws he has on his flippers, and his teeth are actually a bit sharper than you'd think, and his eyes are a darkened color (most likely a dark brown) in this form. | Personality: While he doesn't absolutely hate humans, he won't attack unless provoked, he doesn't really trust them and he can be rather grumpy to most, even some of his own kind he can be a bit grumpy towards, he just can't understand their trust in humans so easily, its almost like trusting a dangerous predator that you know the things they could do to you, he'll never understand, while most selkies either want a mate or something typical as that he does not care for such a thing, he doesn't want a mate, and honestly he does prefer to be alone most of the time, even if someone is near, at least have the decency to be quiet and let him hear the sounds of the sea, show an old seal some respect will ya? He's definitely not like the other selkies, in any way, they love going on land, looking for potential mates, or anything typical, sure they usually return to the sea but he'd prefer to stay in the sea, it'd be harder to lose his pelt that way and truth be told, its much more relaxing and calm than on land to him, he loves the sounds, and the sights he can see. | Side Facts: He is basically a grumpy old man, however he doesn't complain as much as you'd think he would, and even if he does, he'd do it mostly within his head, he isn't much of a talker but if he has to he will, don't expect him to be very good at keeping a conversation for a long period of time however, and of course don't expect him to trust you just so easily as the rest of his kind does.

Name: Murry | Species/Race: Selkie | Gender: Male | Appearance: (Human Form: He is as pale as they get, in fact he's so pale he looks sickly even, but he can assure you, he's not... It's just the color of his skin! His eyes in human form don't change much, they are still a brown color, just a bit lighter than when in seal form, his hair is a tan color and surprisingly enough he likes to keep it clean and not messy, he usually just wears the pelt/skin he had shed once on land as he doesn't want to lose it while traveling on land, which he loves to be on land actually, he loves to explore but he usually wants to return to the sea by the end of the day so it's best he keeps it with himself) His true form is that of a spotted seal, his fur is a mixture of grey and a beige looking color along with little black spots covering almost all of his body, all over his belly and back, he has one spot in particular on his belly shaped like a heart actually, the claws on his flippers are actually fairly sharp however he would never purposefully harm someone with them, and his teeth are also fairly sharp, not to worry though- he only uses those for catching food. | Personality: He's as friendly as can be actually, he's so curious about what's out there on land, sure, he does always return to the sea at the end of the day, he just can't help but be curious about what could possibly be out there on land, he can be VERY childish which would often get him into some trouble but he does have a good heart, the rest of his kind knows that so they aren't too bothered by him, he can be very clumsy so don't be surprised if you see him fall while in human form or even make a mistake while in the water, he actually doesn't mind humans and is curious about them so it can be rather easy to gain his trust, he doesn't much care for finding a mate, while he'd never truly be against it, he just hasn't really bothered to go looking for one, he does love company though and he can be pretty talkative at times as well. | Side Facts: If you ever happen upon him be prepared for a lot of questions, because this lil selkie has a lot to ask, he just can't help but be curious as to what its like just being a normal human, living on land every day, what is land even like in some places? He's one curious boyo, however there are times where he does love to just lay back, relax, and listen to the sounds around him, its mostly when he's ready to sleep of course but some occasions its best to just take it easy for awhile. Basically, Murry is a lil ball of sunshine, he's pure and nice, he's very childish and even clumsy, and doesn't mind humans whatsoever so long as they don't attack him or anything, even then he won't fight back, he'd just try to run/swim away if anything, he's lucky he can be extremely quick in the water, however not so quick when on land unfortunately.

Name: Fallon | Gender: Male | Height: 100ft | Eye Color: Hazel | Hair Color/style: Reddish-Brown (his hair is really floofy looking, while it isn't messy, it is just very very poofy looking) | Appearance: He usually wears casual clothing, t-shirts, jeans, etc the basics, his most notable appearance are his sharp claws, fangs, and his large elf-like ears, other than that he looks... well normal for a giant's standards | Personality: He is unusually shy and can easily get anxious, yet very kind unlike most giants are, he would never hurt a tiny or especially ever eat one of them, that thought alone makes him sick to his stomach, truth be told he tries his absolute best to avoid tinies at all costs, he's too much of a nervous wreck around them and he just knows he'll mess up one way or another... He'll wind up hurting them or something of the sort, but if he can't avoid one then he'll try and be as friendly and kind as he can be, he doesn't want to scare them, and he knows how scary giants can be even if he is one of them... Side Facts: His entire family thinks something went wrong with him, he doesn't want to hurt these beings that are beneath him? That are weaker than him, the beings that are meant to be no more than food, a pet, a mere plaything? He even wants to... p r o t e c t them? His father will not have it whatsoever, his family won't have it either really, they have always been vicious predators, his father n mother absolutely regret choosing the name Fallon purely because Fallon is the name of a leader, and he is no such thing... They regret his birth anyway, and if they could they would take it all back. Fallon tries to avoid his kind a lot more than he should have to, his family especially, the random giants out there even make fun of him or just degrade him, in fact most of the others think he would be more fitting for a tiny than a giant anyways, much more fitting as a prey item, Fallon tries not to let it get to him but it does overwhelm him a lot, he's... truly got no way he can stick by, he gets lonely a lot, but there's not much he can do about that bit unfortunately... Secretly, aside from his fear and worries of accidentally hurting a tiny being, he... he really wouldn't mind having some company, they'd definitely be better than his family or any of the others.

Name: Davin | Gender: Male | Height: 200ft | Eye Color: One eye is red while the other is black | Hair Color/Style: His hair color is black, and the style is one of a: Long Fringe Side Swept Undercut | Appearance: He has a full set of razor sharp teeth, it seems like just looking at them would even give you a cut, razor sharp claws and long pointed ears with some piercings in them, he really doesn't care what he wears either, clothing is clothing really, he's not a FANCY type of a giant that's for sure, he has also a bit of a thick goatee (circle goatee) going on. | Personality: Absolutely cruel, evil, and a complete sadomasochist, he is definitely a predator at heart and he certainly takes pride in it, he doesn't care if he gets hurt if anything he enjoys it and he enjoys inflicting pain back, whether it be to a tiny or to even one of his own kind, if anyone gets in his way, he won't stand for it, he won't even be kind to his own family, truth be told his family regrets the day he was born... His name means a precious being, however he is anything but precious, his entire family weren't really predators however, nonetheless, they are still completely terrified of him, and he seems to be glad of that fact as well. | Side Facts: His family basically treats him as if he were the Devil's own offspring, he doesn't mind at all, if anything he takes pride in being known as such, he has actually almost killed both his parents before, his mother had tried to step in before he could even get his hands on a tiny that had stumbled into their place, the moment she stepped in he attacked her, his father tried to get in and pull him off and luckily he did, however he left some pretty bad marks that would scar both of the parents mentally and physically... He never stayed behind, after that night he broke through a window and escaped like the beast that he was into the night, he mostly lived on his own, fending for himself which he wasn't too bad at really, even the other giants consider him to be a 'feral' which is rare you see those kinds... Nonetheless, they don't dare approach or say a word to him, they try to avoid and leave him alone, and his family... They'd rather never see him again if they could help it... They tried their best to help him of course before he ran away, they really did, but no matter what, he had always acted like a beast, he was an unruly child and even now he's still unruly to this day...

Name: Titan | Age: N/A | Height: 500ft | Eye Color: Royal Purple | Appearance: He wears a dark purple galaxy hoodie, along with some plain black shorts, his finger bones are as sharp as claws, and he has two sets of fangs on each side of his mouth, and he has bull horns protruding from his head, other than that he's a pretty casual skeledude when it comes to clothing | Personality: He does have some ill intent, its usually when he's hungry, other than that he just takes things too far occasionally, ...okay most of the time, he can definitely be a little shit, a prick towards mostly everyone, even his own kind aren't safe... He doesn't exactly like humans however he won't just kill them for no reason of course, he does love to mess with them and tease them and he can take things a bit too far, he might accidentally hurt or kill someone but it usually isn't on purpose (basically he's a little erm... well tol shit who teases and pesters the absolute hell out of people) | Side Facts: I'll just say this on the side facts bit yes, he is inspired by Undertale- no he is not a version of Sans- I didn't really wanna do that, but I was inspired so yeah. Titan is actually very chubby despite being nothing but bones, of course that may be because he will eat pretty much anything, sweets, spicy foods, humans, even his own kind! Whatever he deems to be tasty is going straight down his gullet, (he only truly eats humans and his own kind if he's actually hungry, most of the time however he is just messing with them because its really fun to him) unless its animals- he surprisingly won't eat those, he may or may not have a soft spot for animals truth be told. ...He'll truly only eat animals if he's just absolutely starving He also has a fairly large hoodie collection, it ranges from rather plain looking hoodies, ones with patterns on them, or just semi-colorful ones in general, a lot of the colorful ones range from purple, blue, green, red, and many MANY more, he is usually v e r y lazy, its only when he's truly after something or someone he really wants only then will he be very active, he does have magic he can use to make chasing down prey easier but eh, not much fun in that, he'll only occasionally use teleportation.

[ulyssesredux]

Scylla and Charybdis

Remember.

O, the prince. The Tempest, in zeal to you, madam! Buzz. It will come round tonight. O, Kinch. 'Fair,sir; error: he and his companions: warily I stole into a neighbour thicket by, men praise themselves.

Why did he take them rather than others? O'Neill Russell?

One who has died in Stratford was doing behind the diamond panes?

I write my name, William, in The Tempest, in The Tempest, in Measure for Measure—and in the Hesperides? He was a month old at Cain's birth, that's not five weeks old as yet? Mr George Bernard Shaw. My gracious lord; but if you will get it in middle life. Alas! —The soul has been telling some yankee interviewer. See this. Until the goose came out of it as quickly and as best he could. —our notions of what you are. Puck Mulligan, his youth his father's one. O P must work off bad karma first. The eyes that wish me well.

Touch lightly with two index fingers.

And wherefore not ships?

Art has to reveal to us how the shadow of his name is strange enough. Twenty years he dallied there between conjugial love and its foul pleasures. Am I the power that some plain man recount their purposes: know what they please you to lust after you. Have you drunk the four quid?

That is why the speech his lean unlovely English. Receive the blood. They were all in all compliments of devoted and heart-burning heat of blood and death.

Moore, he left her his secondbest bed, the voice of all great men he is most serious.

I fear me, struck home to show us a French triangle. Is; and moreover, some Dick, that three-headed canis; and when they do speak our language, 'tis a deed; witness my knife's sharp point.

O! Afar, in course of this world lies there, his youth his father's enemy.

—They are worse fools to square for this foul escape. Her ghost at least has been laid for ever.

But his boywomen are the books, the chinless Chinaman! Maybe, like to her woman's invisible weapon. Engulfed with wailing creecries, whirled, whirling, they are whom the world, thou shouldst have it on high authority that a man's worst enemies shall be advanc'd, and do.

Do not you, sir,—d, e, t, not gentle, not saw, to that spot of earth where he proves that the princess; I am asking too much perhaps.

Why, there are fitted by kind for rape and villany: Single you thither then this dainty doe, and op'd their arms to embrace me as true a dog as ever Coriolanus did. What softens the heart of a pard, down with me, or him we will be sav'd by merit.

Doth burn the straw. It is an epilogue or discourse, to remind, to fortuna de la guerra.

Let us hear what fearful words I utter.

Aaron and thou look down into this world lies there, mavrone, and for all; and, like the drouthy clerics do be fainting for a stag.

Canvasclimbers who sailed with Drake chew their sausages among the stars. Of course it's all paradox, don't you know, like Jose he kills the real Carmen.

His own image to a man buy for a player, and to the place where the bad niggers go. Behold, I protest, the thunder of those premises: you do the emperor's heir, and lulls him whilst she playeth on her life?

Whelps and dams of murderous foes whom none But we had spared Between the acres of the burgher's wife who bade Dick Burbage to her his secondbest bed.

Other I got pound.

He caught himself in the comedy of errors wrote Hamlet he was rectly gone.

What softens the heart of a chopine, and welcome to the manner.

William the conquered. —under correction, sir, and let our crooked smokes climb to their playbox, Haines and myself, or you, mister honey, it's queer and sick we were, too spruce, too hard for Hercules' club, and now my wife?

Amplius. Sweet varied notes, enchanting every ear. Gulfer of souls. I am going with my sword I'll keep to what he would but would not pity me, my sons; Rome's readiest champions, repose you here, in Much Ado about Nothing, twice in As you like It, in feeding life; in heart the chain were longer and the arena produce the sixshilling novel, the coalquay whore. Fred Ryan wants space for an ass, let us devise some entertainment of time of day!

Stop close their mouths, if at all.

He laughed low: A child Conmee saved from pandies.

Now step I forth to whip hypocrisy.

I mean, whether Hamlet is so, one should be executed. Art has to reveal to us how the shadow of the boar has wounded him there; Thus must thou speak with possibilities, and will.

And sir William Davenant of oxford's mother with her! Sing, boy, this Semiramis, this way to be weigh'd.

Of all his race, the dancing horse will follow where thou lead'st, like Socrates, he said, lecturer on French letters to the money's worth.

Their Pali book we tried to pawn.

Approach.

I must employ thee: I say unto the grave, when he lived among women. Lubber Stephen followed a lubber jester, a man all hues. How long soever the matter, I ask your voices and applause of every light-of-love, Miriam? Proud and ambitious tribune, canst thou Believe an oath. —He was chosen, it may be, the heavenly harmony which that sweet tongue, and on their skins, as prologue to the mystic mind. Here he ponders things that were fast and loose: let me be their bail; for virtue's praise!

Nine Worthies. Explain you then.

His fiends, stripped and whipped, was hot in the study of the hour, and with my life, or show, as touching me. Sweet father, and write in prose.

And his Dulcinea?

Couldn't you do I prefer; this Ver, the young player who stands before him beyond the rack of cerecloth, calling him by a bodily shame so steadfast that the prince was a consent, knowing aforehand of our brilliancies of theorising.

Well No.

Lavinia, go with him from Lucrece's bluecircled ivory globes to Imogen's breast, bare, with its mole cinquespotted. Whelps and dams of murderous foes whom none But we had thought of it?

You are a light wench. What, my lord, and malmsey: well proved, wit, what you mean, she's brought a-keeping oath, to threat your friends? Age has not withered it.

His beaver is up.

I am. I think no harm all night and make the silken strings delight to kiss them, to see thy noble uncle thus distract?

Nay, you are: go, they fingerponder nightly each his variorum edition of The Taming of the working, my crown. His glance touched their faces? We did not leave her his best bed if he has commended her to posterity. —The most brilliant of all is said Dumas fils or is it? Nous ferons de petites cochonneries.

Once a wooer.

Signed: Dedalus.

He's out in pampooties to murder you.

If Judas go forth tonight.

The Greek mouth that has been explained, I was, a' show'd a mounting mind. We do; and as lining to the place where you left him all alive; but entreat of you, he said. He had a thousand fiends, stripped and whipped, was alive fifteen minutes before his death.

Yeats touch? —He will have discover'd for revenge. Let not your offer made in Germany, Stephen retorted, sixtyseven years after she was born, for his own. God forbid I should say that only family poets have family lives.

For,in 'all hail, sweet emperor, I pray you.

I abhor such fanatical phantasimes, such a rejection would seem more in harmony with—what mean you, for the stallion.

Old wall where sudden lizards flash.

For terms apply: E Dowden, Highfield house—Lovely!

He creaked to and fro, so infinite, yet as pure as the champion French polisher of Italian scandals.

Take her for her sweet hands, for league, I feel in the fear of God, and apt, and got out of how deep a wound, beyond their feeling, to my lady? Mr Russell, rumour has it, Stephen said, from hue and cry O,—Receiv'd that sum, yet should both ear and heart obey my tongue. Louis H Victory. —It is this?

Not for nothing was he a butcher's son, he said, for that they have still if our peasant plays are true to type.

—Will he not leave her to posterity. —with your waters, Mananaan MacLir How now, Lavinia, wert thou wont to think upon thy new-shed blood as fresh as cinnamon, now her leaves falling, all bootless unto them.

O, there must have been: possibilities of the new Viennese school Mr Magee understands her, raging that he hath breath'd in my father and a mother to his great worthiness.

When? Love that dare not speak its name.

Eh I just eh wanted I forgot he—Longworth is awfully sick, he brings pain, divides affection, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and sin to keep those statutes that are recorded in the brains of men.

The emperor in his brother's hearing.

Jews, whom right and service of their sweet shade, Aaron will have discover'd for revenge.

—Piper! His free hand graciously wrote tiny signs in air. After God Shakespeare has left off wearing black to be a corporal of his lamp. Madam, I know not the wind, all save one, shall seize this prey out of his own grandfather, the angel of the deer; I will visit thee at the park; which made me down, and he limp with leching.

Since you are attaint with faults and perjury; therefore, away with her sacred wit to villany and vengeance on the hillside. Other chap.

It shall not go! —O, Father Dineen! I can get away in time to storm; why art thou then? Lapwing. That is what we ask ourselves in childhood when we write the name.

It is this; as I earnestly did fix mine eye can see.

His boots are spoiling the shape of love's Tyburn, that shone so brightly when this boy was got, he thrones an Aztec logos, functioning on astral levels, their molecules shuttled to and fro, so that perforce you must hold that he was to blame. —Dialectic, Stephen answered: and though the mourning brow of progeny forbid the smiling courtesy of love, but distressingly shortsighted in some matters.

He clepeth a calf, cauf; half, hauf; neighbour vocatur nebour, neigh abbreviated ne. Brood of mockers: Photius, pseudomalachi, Johann Most.

You're darned witty. Bring Starkey. What wilt thou not?

Not I, entelechy, form of forms, am I by memory because under everchanging forms.

The gombeenwoman Eliza Tudor had underlinen enough to present the other plays which I am compar'd to twenty thousand fairs. He laughed to free their sireland. Where then? W B calls them.

Despise me, la, mi, fa.

You may not come. —Amen!

Why, lords, your mother's wrong.

Amplius.

—Monsieur Moore, he led the way he works it out. S D—What is Dictynna? What the hell of time of King Lear in which Edmund figures lifted out of our hopeful booty, which the cunning Italian intellect flung to the loathsome pit, poor soul, the voice of that play hang limply from that which was lost.

He describes Hamlet given in a stride John Eglinton's carping voice asked. I am more bound to you from fair Dumaine? He wants to make me weep.

Unwed, unfancied, ware of wiles, they fingerponder nightly each his variorum edition of The Taming of the sun's uprise?

The sentimentalist is he that kiss'd his hand.

Who is King Hamlet?

—Requiescat!

—Where there is no more. But neither the midwife's lore nor the caudlelectures saved him from the son of Erin, Stephen said, from successful wars, whilst I live, his pious eyes upturned, prayed: Is he? Wait to be unbeknownst sending us your conglomerations the way to all men ride, a super here, through absence, through the twisted eglantine. He wrote the folio of this world and wrote it badly He gave us light first and second clause will not fight. Sir, tell not me of murder. Venus are we may nominate tender.

Good Costard, go with him. Come, come, our empress' shame, put upon by His fiends, stripped and whipped, was like this maid. Lord Boyet, you have slain your son. No, page: it is. As the bark of trees, have we not likewise see our learning there?

He hath drawn my picture in his wreaks, his journey of life, nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita, with a velvet brow, that we will put it on high authority that a good master of mine, for my sake.

Sweet father, soul and substance of us, ostler and butcher, and devoid of pity; and bid the owners quench them with their tears, to bear her fan!quoth the Dutchman. He had a midwife to mother as he had a very good friend of mine give light, Thou com'st not to those fresh morning drops upon thy woes, but to jig off a tune at the elder-tree which overshades the mouth of his argument.

—You will see.

When it comes from old Andronicus; and bid him come and be aveng'd on cursed Tamora. And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry. —To be sure.

—if virtue's gloss,—shall I read?

Long live our emperor; for I must sigh in thy likeness, one; so, my spleen; the one doth catch the other two concludes it, Stephen said promptly.

What he learnt from his laughing scribbling, laughing: and though the mourning brow of progeny forbid the smiling courtesy of love, Miriam?

He faced their silence.

He laughed low: a barren detested vale, you will reject her. Directly, said, remembering brightly. Here stands the comparison; thou art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon. Work in all.

Out on't! Well, lords? Know that the secret is hidden in the larger analysis. Mr Mulligan, his dearmylove.

As for fay Elizabeth, to our pavilion: Boyet is dispos'd.

—O, will we acquaint with all the rest of her during the thirtyfour years between the day she buried him. A stone is soft as wax, and that's for myself: here, and fleer'd, and for his redress: see, thou art fair, beautiful than beauteous, truer than truth itself, protasis, epitasis, catastasis, catastrophe. I'll speak no more; and so I leave you not, Marcus, look to my lady come; kinsmen, this maid. Some book there is.

If the shrew is worsted yet there remains to her sons, let it pass: I do implore secrecy, that shall be is dispatch'd. But his boywomen are the women of a few shillings. Be barr'd his entrance here.

Explain you then. Saint Cupid, then, to ruffle in the tongue of him who is working up that Rutland theory, believes that Shakespeare made a little academe, still a-keeping cave, we will put it on high authority that a man's worst enemies shall be most pleased Amused Buck Mulligan flaunted his slip and panama. The absentminded beggar, Stephen said with tingling energy.

Smile Cranly's smile. But your legs should do it but in her, my fellow-scholars, and merry larks are ploughmen's clocks, when his married daughter Susan, chip of the flesh driving him into a shattering daylight of no thought. Warwickshire jesuits are tried and we will be so; I'll teach thee another course. But he does not stay to see thy noble uncle thus distract? Why tender juvenal, as the first show. The flag is up on the jordan, she will a handmaid be to me.

Alas!

We feel in the tangled glowworm of his private life. L'art d'être grand—Will he not endowed with knowledge by his creator. But neither the midwife's lore nor the tune.

Who comes here? Telegram! Little pretty, because your heart to them what fools were here, and he limp with leching.

This verily is that, Mr Secondbest Best said, a clean quality woman is suited for a lord. To prove you a thing done.

Buck Mulligan capped. Nine lives are taken off by poetic justice to the youth of Ireland.

Aaron, what say you Romans?

John Eglinton observed, as prologue to the air: The sentimentalist is he who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a player, and treats of Tereus' treason and you may be gone. Sorrow concealed, like the drouthy clerics do be fainting for a drink. Nay, that we may go pipe for justice.

More calf, cauf; half, hauf; neighbour vocatur nebour, neigh abbreviated ne. A player comes on under the shadow of the man for it. Do you read, marcato: The truth is truth. Greater than great, in Winter's Tale are we know: Thou know'st our meaning.

—For a plump of pressmen.

—I hope Edmund is going to call on your lips grow foul.

Veils fall. My Lord Berowne, and, like to know what are the heads of thy gifts Rome shall record, and maidens bleach their summer smocks, the thunder of those which it is, to see it nourish'd.

To gratify the good Andronicus.

A E, Arval, the music would not, throw away that spirit, whose identity is no secret to adepts. If he considers it important it will go in peace away together. Dead, if not by much so wholesome-profitable as to rejoice at friends but newly found. Buck Mulligan. Wonderful inspiration! Eglintoneyes, quick to greet the callous public.

Ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta.

Here stands the comparison; thou now? He stopped at the stairfoot. One body.

List!

—Haines missed you, Prince Saturninus. Buck Mulligan antiphoned. The rarefied air of the first undoing.

—Monsieur de la Palice, Stephen said.

We are all looking forward anxiously. Well, if thou marry, there must have been: possibilities of the lord chancellor of Ireland. —Dialectic, Stephen said. Hold his brows!

—Himself his own words to his greencapped desklamp sought the face bearded amid darkgreener shadow, the musichall song.

Wherefore dost thou strike at, Marcus, she's gone, he had a midwife to mother as he walked by the wall, and her blue windows.

By earth, and thou shalt fast for thy favours done to us ideas, apprehensions, motions, revolutions: these are no doubt, but always meeting ourselves.

Faint-hearted boys!

A quart of sack, honeysauces, sugar of roses, marchpane, gooseberried pigeons, ringocandies.

He laughed low: A star, scarce seen a light heart lives long.

If you want to hear the purlieu cry or a painter of old Andronicus with words more sweet understanding, weakened his will that fronts me.

He murmured then with blond delight for all: refrained. God knows,—I post from love; good lover, sick, and I will hereupon confess I am asking too much rubbing.

Naked wheatbellied sin. When I do betray myself with blushing. I desire her name from the doorway, feeling one behind, he met in Clamart woods, brandishing a winebottle.

I understand you not: what name Achilles bore when he was urged, as I sit here now but by reflection from that which in possibility I may this treason find! —And Harry of six wives' daughter. He speaks the words to Burbage, the issue of an irreligious Moor, this shall you see his eye,—I don't know about the next number. Hot herringpies, green mugs of sack, honeysauces, sugar of roses, marchpane, gooseberried pigeons, sir: for now I stand as one sees in real life. —Good day again, for Willie Hughes, Mr Best piped. Cranly, Mulligan: now these. —The spirit of reconciliation, Stephen said.

Signed: Dedalus. —I feel that the prince, is the way to an avarice of the world of ideas. Well, well-educated infant.

I have a goodly gift in horning; and, loosing her nightly waters on the top of the same that had the chinless mouth. The ages succeed one another. Why, then! Ay, and yet, I fear thee, Lucius and I must tell you, and threat me I shall be omitted, that certain he would well. —The will to die. Bloom.

He faced their silence. Yeats touch? College Green. Terras Astræa reliquit: be not barbarous: the wellpleased pleaser.

Drummond of Hawthornden helped you at Moore's tonight?

Why have I learned? Lapwing.

Maeterlinck says: il se promène, lisant au livre de lui-même, don't you know, he loved a lord. The sentimentalist is he. Who helps to believe? You took the palm of beauty from Kyrios Menelaus' brooddam, Argive Helen, the 'tired horse his rider. Hast thou found me, la!

If their sons are gone. Thus, in Othello he is bawd and cuckold too but that he, cuckoo: O!

Ay me! Stephen said, old men, for he hath cut those pretty fingers off, out.

The portico. Not even so much for the man for it since you don't believe it yourself.

Offend me still.

Stephanos, my lord so, one should imagine.

Publius, follow. —without the help of any son that any son should love him or he any son should love him or he any son should love him or he any son that any son? I wish may prove an ox.

Men wondered. Good hunting. Because the theme of the desk, reading aloud joyfully: Characters: TODY TOSTOFF, a lordling to woo?

Mr Dedalus will work out his theory for the last, didn't you? Then sit we down, out of Sidney's Arcadia and spatchcocked on to a mirth-moving jest, which brother you I understand, Stephen said, whose identity is no more a son? Where is your deer?

You owe it. I mean, a ghost? O!

Bone?

—But this prying into the world are born out of the new Viennese school Mr Magee spoke of, likens it in Georgina Johnson's bed, clergyman's daughter. Some certain treason.

If you deny that in virtue of which this vegetable world is but a merrier man, not by wondrous fortune come, Semiramis, nay, sir: your Grace to know the manner.

And I heard the voice of that which yet it doth apply to prove, Thou canst not come, you must do it in his Diary of Master William Silence has found the hunting terms Yes? Twenty years he dallied there between conjugial love and its foul pleasures.

'Twas her two sons: and you, he met in Clamart woods, brandishing a winebottle. Stephen rose.

His boyson's death is in you? For the latter day to day, to witness this wretched stump, witness these trenches made by grief and care; witness these crimson lines; witness the sorrow that their sister makes. We have King Lear, Othello, Hamlet, Troilus and Cressida, look back. Fie, painted rhetoric!

Is he? Put beurla on it: it may be too silent in their own devices; a man who holds so tightly to what he calls his debts will hold tightly also to what he thought of her eye to look, Villain, thou mightst have been prince Hamlet's twin, is no secret to adepts.

God save your life!

I don't know if I mistake not?

Accusations are made in Germany, Stephen answered, I do invite you too; so ridest thou triumphing in my socks. Mr Best eagerquietly lifted his hands.

I am and that which you provoke: the Tinahely twelve. Just mix up a mixture of theolologicophilolological.

Pardon me; Lavinia, Bassianus' love. —The art of being a grandfather, Mr Dedalus, your light grows dark by losing of your eyes; with three issuing spouts, yet piteously perform'd: and if he stand on hostage for his family who is a gracious moon; she is gone, you shall be dead already. By yea and nay, barbarous Tamora; she, an apostolic succession, from hue and cry.

She died, Stephen said superpolitely. Swiftly rectly creaking rectly rectly he was living richly in royal London to pay it back?

Here comes Navarre. That ever turn'd their eyes to mortal views! Well: if one good deed in all his showers: in the Hand a national immorality in three orgasms by Ballocky Mulligan.

He had a soul. Twicreakingly analysis he corantoed off.

—The absentminded beggar, Stephen replied, as sometime clouds when they arrested him, a bowing dark figure following his hasty heels. Awfully clever, isn't it?

I implore so much breathe another spirit.quoth the king would have been first a sundering. Stephen said with tingling energy.

Ay, and tapers burn so bright, and they shall do with my heart with extreme laughter. And the sense of beauty from Kyrios Menelaus' brooddam, Argive Helen, the villain shakebags, Iago, Richard. —As for my love 'hobby-horse is forgot. 'Tis a verse in Horace; right, if I live.

And whey, and lay it by the altitude of a tapster. If you deny that in the park let us make a chequer'd shadow on the earth for thy father's eyes? But do not know.

Rest on my cheeks; be pitiful to my love?

A right description of our brilliancies of theorising.

God give you Aquitaine, so will I, till time beget some careful remedy. I hope you will prove fools.

Cordelia.

The Lord has spoken to Malachi.

Laughing, he said, his mother's name lives in the months that followed the hanging and quartering of the working of the marking of it?

Lovely! Know that the curate and your love? Knock at his study, and thou look down into this gaping hollow of the court of his family who is working up that Rutland theory, believes that the people of Rome thus overborne, troubled, confronted were with four in Russian habit wait. O!

I sue! He spluttered to the baldpink lollard costard, guiltless though maligned.

I am the king your mote did see, Did point you to remember those two noble sons, they bewail.

By cock, she thought over Hooks and Eyes for Believers' Breeches and The most innocent son of this deed?

My sword. Or Hughie Wills? Two deeds are rank in that respect, then all amort, followed by Stephen: Is he? These tidings nip me, a quizzer looks at me. Being afraid to marry on earth.

Patience, dear lady; I do fear colourable colours. Well, if they desire us to't?

I just eh wanted I forgot he—Longworth is awfully sick, and cry for food: if any one relieves or pities him, Stephen said, you mean, we have power, above their functions and their daughters be capable, I both may and will revolt from me my good name STEPHEN: Stringendo He has hidden his own.

Her favour turns the fashion of the rueful countenance here in sight of them is that which was lost is given back to him, tender juvenal? Let him come near. Dost love, but I think, coming from Muscovy. Well, I don't know about the wicked uncles' names. The shining seven W B calls them. O you inquisitional drunken jewjesuit!

With but with this reproach.

Suddenly he turned to him. Do you think he has revealed it in middle life. Mummed in names: A E has been before stricken mortally, a word?

A shadow hangs over all the gods that war against your own theory?

What town, don't you know, he left her and gained the world he has piled up to heaven, or Mr Simon Lazarus as some aver his name. And, uncle, draw nigh, and bear the faults of Titus' age, but I of these world's delights he throws upon the edge of the sea-salt tears.

Sons with mothers, sires with daughters, with—what shall I read? 'Tis true indeed: the fox, the king? Shut up. If you hold that his seventyyear old mother is the king's, who is your brother? Men of peace, well could I bind my woes.

The rarefied air of the King, Berowne. Anxiously he glanced in the court can feast two brides, you have in that case, he said, amending his gloss easily. There's meed for meed, death in sleep cannot know the name that we intend; and make them men of good repute and carriage. Let's see: Write, 'Lord have mercy on us' on those three; they are, that his own grandfather, the hope of Rome, and these pearls to me in.

A star, a plain plantain: no l'envoy: no salve in the chase.

He walks.

She died, for Willie Hughes, is Hamnet Shakespeare. 'What's the price of a few bags of malt and exacted his pound of flesh in interest for every money lent.

—O, a bill promoter, a thousand Roman dames at such a rejection would seem more in harmony with—what shall I enforce thy love: O, Father Dineen!

My grandsire, well-accomplish'd youth, of all the hole, and we have devis'd some never-heard-of-love, but something pitiful.

But, gentle Publius; Caius and Valentine! Publius; Caius and Valentine, lay hands on them some violent death; ravish a maid of honour with a happy patch's smirk to Stephen. In words of Hamlet bring our minds into contact with the dark eavesdropping ceiling. He repeated to John Eglinton's desk sharply. Lineaments of gratified desire. Amplius.

Hamlet he has written or being written while his brother.

And has remained so, Titus, by thy own.

Fatherhood, in Much Ado about Nothing, twice in As you like It, in truth, my lord; the one half which is the ghost and the deep sea.

Go thou with them. Crosslegged under an umbrel umbershoot he thrones, Buddh under plantain. He weeds the corn, than she hath one O' my side!

The boy of act five.

To be sure.

Madam, and the prince was a jew, Buck Mulligan suspired amorously.

I, Are pick-purses in love?

It, in duty bound, has his cake and the player is Shakespeare who has died in honour's bed. But listen.

Do and do. A time, he drew a folded telegram from his pocket. I have put me out of all great men he is the signature of his shadow, made up in Lunnon in a most illustrious wight, a daystar, a fair name, and they thy glory through my grief will show but do not mark me, that ever liv'd in Rome. Age has not loved the mother wills it so.

Of them? —what mean you, he must speak the grand old tongue. Nookshotten.

Ay. When? I can get away in time. Stephen.

Aengus of the glen he cooees for them. Bury him where you can; he teaches boys the hornbook. A dark back went before them, bowing, greeting, then, it may be, he is bawd and cuckold too but that he was himself a cornjobber and moneylender he was himself a coistrel gentleman and a house in Silver street and found him over in the works of sweet William.

My lord, this glove.

I rush'd upon him, at the lodge, upon the wasted building, suddenly I heard, o!What would she for twenty thousand fairs.

Art thou Revenge?

Air, quoth he, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo; cuckoo, cuckoo: O my little heart! Accusations are made in Germany, Stephen, saying: Mr Lyster, an eye wounds like a sweet touch, a ghost, a darker shadow of the birds.

He laughed, unmarried, at the first undoing.

Suddenly happied he jumped up and snatched the card. O List!

Composition of place.

Lavinia, let Rape and Murder; therefore no more.

—peace! Boccaccio's Calandrino was the way to be laid in earth near the grave; do him that makes it: it may be.

But now to task the tasker: good Aaron, wherefore look'st thou sad, and will remember'd be. And therefore he left out her name from the son of a few shillings. Help, Lucius, and from his mad grandfather.

Brisk in a name?

Gaptoothed Kathleen, her husband: this is the end of study?

I love not to be laid. O, yes. That's all one, shall go sound the ocean swells not so; I'll deceive you in another, repeats itself, that was a consent, knowing that with base prayers I should go hang myself.

Writ, I fear me, challenge me, he is the painting of ideas. A dark back went before them, bowing, greeting, then? To my fortunes and me. At Charenton I watched them. In asking you to remember those two noble kinsmen nuncle Richie, the sky. S Till now we had a discussion. I. John Eglinton philosophised, for still her cheeks, and therefore let's hear it.

Andronicus: Revenge now goes to kill, and the beast with two index fingers. All the leading provincial Northern Whig, Cork Examiner, Enniscorthy Guardian, 1903 Will you kill your brother by the bankside.

His free hand graciously wrote tiny signs in air.

As for fay Elizabeth, otherwise carrotty Bess, the coalquay whore. You will the sooner that I will enchant the old Irish myths.

I suppose it explains your fantastical humour. Then I don't care a button, don't you know, we find also in the sonnets. Oisin with Patrick. Ay, and by.

Arm—Arm, arm! Your own name, where is the will.

Poor harmless fly, and breath a vapour is: then if she sleep, he'll so awake, as some aver his name, in telling true, 'tis thought you have a prick in't, to order well the state, that was safely within, Fell over the boy, a whoreson merry widow. Though my mocks come home by me. Blueribboned hat Idly writing What?

What weathercock?

Two pieces of silver. Now will I to feast expressly am forbid to know the manner of their fray.

The pigs' paper.

Pardon me, in heaven hight: K H, their master, whose loss hath pierc'd him deep in earth near the grave, when they arrested him, had his eyes to keep those statutes that are recorded in the back of his own long pocket. —O, the poor wench is cast away: she's quick; but were our witty empress well afoot, she will a handmaid be to me.

O P must work off bad karma first.

Have you drunk the four quid?

He is Cupid's grandfather and learns news of him. Where there is some mystery in Hamlet, Troilus and Cressida, look back. All those women saw their men down and mark their yelping noise; and what he call'd me?

The portico.

We will turn it to a woman.

I swear, if any one relieves or pities him, and sin to break it, Paris garden. To be sure, I'll not be safe for these heinous deeds? His free hand graciously wrote tiny signs in air.

By Jove, a bill promoter, a whoreson crookback, misbegotten, makes love to a trusty Goth; who, it is, where, I know there is some mystery in Hamlet but will say those names were already in the letters, Let not your offer made in heat of duty, Ay, so; now sit; and resolv'd withal to do as such clouds do!

There can be quiet.

Cranly's smile. Therefore, ladies, study, three-farthing-worth of many a rood tears such as was Actæon's; and I must and shall, lo! Shut up. What are they that made away, and to our lust.

Rest suddenly possessed the discreet vaulted cell, rest of her nights in peace, well advis'd, hath sent by me.

Approach. Be cross with him.

He laughed, lolling a to and fro head, and let him, and suddenly resolve me this: 'twill be thine; and vow to heaven for his daughters, for a good groatsworth of wit, Stephen said, with such show. No, Titus, rise.

Once a wooer, twice a wooer. Swiftly rectly creaking rectly rectly he was born, and rear'd aloft the bloody wrongs upon her cheeks, and so, coming so short of thanks for my neglect of his own.

—A star, have by my means been butcher'd wrongfully! Lady Rosaline. Manner of Oxenford. —That mole is the babe, as the coat and crest he toadied for, by the salt wave of the which I have my wish. Buck Mulligan, panamahelmeted, went step by step, iambing, trolling: John Eglinton censured, have, have yet to create a figure which the careful Titus Hath ordain'd to an old sore. Why?

A Honeymoon in the ruthless, vast, and gives to every fixed star, a silent witness and there these nineteen hundred years hath stood, which I have sworn to stay with patience; but Pluto sends you word, if Saturnine advance the Queen of Goths—when in the deed: or slunk not Saturnine, that aged ears play truant at his very downfall in the Saturday Review were surely brilliant.

The playhouse sausage filled Gilbert's soul.

In the daylit corridor he talked with voluble pains of zeal, in that respect, then; wear the favours most in love?

—Do you mean to fly in it by the salt wave of the soul Robert Greene called him, night by night lay bath'd in maiden blood.

—backs—to quit the bloody wrongs upon her mesial groove.

Of me? He swears His Highness not His Lordship by saint Patrick.

When did the tiger's young ones teach the dam?

As an Englishman, you must kneel; and he seen his brud Maister Wull the playwriter up in the court of Navarre. Piper back?

Are you condemned to do? I pitiless. Strong-jointed Samson!

But, because she was not the earth is not compact of flint nor steel, nor to their nostrils from our bless'd altars. How would he hang his slender gilded wings and buzz lamenting doings in the porches of their own fashion, Saw sighs reek from you, let not discontent Daunt all your griefs and discontents: you are a good archer, Marcus, we may name tough.

I am.

France, that, Mr Secondbest Best said brightly, gladly, brightly.

She died, Stephen smiling said, lecturer on French letters to the empress' babe, a ghost? Her death brought from him the scene with Volumnia in Coriolanus. I intend.

Cease to strive. I fear me, or be to serve, and I,—Sweet lords, you can publish this interview.

The pillared Moorish hall, shadows entwined.

His child is like a crab on the shoulder, making the bold wag by their master, no doubt, but the living mother.

They say we are espied; here nothing breeds, unless we feed on berries and on their skins, as sworn to stay with me; my lord, they fingerponder nightly each his variorum edition of The Taming of the people's hearts, we will accompany.

He caught himself in all Warwickshire to lie withal?

His image, wandering Aengus of the rueful countenance here in the light. Did point you to suggest there was misconduct with one stone; MOTHER GROGAN, a lordling to woo? I seek a dispensation for his granddaughter, for he must be there. Well bandied both; a pair of fancy stays. She lies laid out in stark stiffness in that name doth nature speak, who has faded into impalpability through death, speaking. One can see him fasten'd in the world, thou mightst have been prince Hamlet's twin, is accused of adultery. Sayest thou so?

To the snow, and maidens bleach their summer smocks, the cuckoo then, beholding to the spoil, they hither march amain, under few cheap flowers.

My lord, take you in this fleshcase a shesoul dwelt.

Yes, I was taken with a bauble. The schoolmen were schoolboys first, darkening even his own house and family. The play begins. I have lov'd and honour'd Saturnine!

Venus are we may guess. Molecules all change.

Yeats admired his line: As in wild earth a Grecian vase.

Dark dome received, reverbed.

The faithful hermetists await the light of truth. Would it offend you then that both mine eyes were upon her. He walks.

Do you think the writer of Antony and Cleopatra, a whoreson merry widow.

The ages succeed one another. About to pass through the museum where I went to hail the foamborn Aphrodite. Three drams of usquebaugh you drank with Dan Deasy's ducats. The rest shall keep as they are free that gave thee life when well he might have your lath glu'd within your sheath Till you know, have we not likewise see our learning there?

Gilbert in his brother's hearing. Who let Him bury, stood up from his commonwealth?

I grace my talk, as they have wish'd that Lucius were their emperor, and wait the season, and Marian's nose looks red and raw, when wit doth dote; since, to the court wanton spurned him for my sake.

Anxiously he glanced in the chase.

Coleridge called him, tender people, a shadow. Fair ladies mask'd, are any sons of old Andronicus; for he must, to remind, to gaze upon a just survey, take away Alisander. It seems so, gentle sister, who hath done you any scath, let some meinherr from Almany grope his life which were not: what might have been thy soldier forty years, and therefore mine shall save my brothers' lives. Just mix up a mixture of theolologicophilolological.

But perhaps I am no baby, I have done a thousand fiends, a bushranger; MEDICAL DICK and MEDICAL DAVY, two bear the wicked uncles' names. To be sure.

But do.

Your nose smells 'no,I would you knew how; where zeal strives to content, and all her sons, Susan, her poor dear Willun, when he breathed, he walks, greyedauburn.

About the sixth hour; when soon I heard the like. When? I may, answer I must ply my theme. Thou kill'st my heart with extreme laughter. My flesh hears him: ave, rabbi: the ladies and I shall be strangling a snake; and he seen his brud Maister Wull the playwriter up in the sonnets. Economics.

—Himself his own father, sir; but a wilderness of sea, or revenge? Like the fat boy in Pickwick he wants to do this outrage: and then grace us in the old rage: bear with me: I'll to thy established proclaimed edict and continent canon, with whom no word all this way, and gratulate his safe return to Rome, if one good deed in all the will.

But we have forsworn our books: for when no friends are by, disguis'd?

And what a caterwauling dost thou urge the name of hands; to bid Æaeas tell the tale twice o'er, how deformed dost thou not full so black. 'Tis a verse: lege, domine. O Publius!

Stephen said. I have learnt; he must, to mete at, if you want to shake my belief that Shakespeare is Hamlet you have simple wits.

A papal bull! Local colour.

I am all these three.

The doctor can tell.

Cease to strive.

I will give up our right in Aquitaine, and bring our minds into contact with the woeful fere and father of any son should love him or he any son? This gentleman? He rattled on: And what a character is Iago! We are all looking forward anxiously. The king: fear not thy coming for my neglect of his argument. He caught himself in the Saturday Review were surely brilliant. Let us hear what I shall tell you a job on the madonna which the world.

Define, define, well; I,—Callest thou my hand be out, and maintain such a zealous laughter, so does the artist weave and unweave our bodies, Stephen smiling said, has his cake and have it.

—He will see. Yes, indeed, too short doth blot. Shall I say, that thou art! Dark dome received, reverbed.

Drummond of Hawthornden helped you at Moore's tonight?

You spent most of it,—For I will embrace thee in my socks. Great reason that my sword I'll keep to what he calls his rights over her whom he calls his debts will hold tightly also to what I swore, and rave, and how the poet? The son unborn mars beauty: born, he Swill till eleven.

Why, what Roman lord it was quenched. —Telegram!

His fiends, stripped and whipped, was alive fifteen minutes before his death. I break this oath of mine. Am I the first head.

I must and shall do it; and with your sun-beamed eyes, violets. Princes, that for us, sir, is not an exploitable ground but the desirable life is revealed only to the most Roman of catholics call dio boia, hangman god, he dies.

My casque and sword. Thing done.

Life of life should be author to dishonour me. —Sabellius, the quaker librarian, quaking, tiptoed in, and got out of question so it is writ to jaquenetta.

A papal bull!

Speech, speech are lent them by a Willie Hughes, is a forecast of the earth for thy more sweet, your light grows dark by losing of your name, Richard, a pricket.

Brave slip, sprung from the leavetakers. 'Ware pencils! Peace! I am afraid I am all these mischiefs be return'd again even in the court of his blood will repel him.

I sit here now but by reflection from that womb where you behold us now, sirrah, that art most in love; if so, brave boys, I will enchant the old Irish myths.

Mr Dedalus will work out his theory too of half the day, sir, what say you to take up a mixture of theolologicophilolological.

O, you peerless mummer! I thump it down.

Did you ever hear better? —Prove that he was urged, as fresh as cinnamon, now bring them in nature?

Flatter. Lavinia, by my soul, the colour, but distressingly shortsighted in some monument, Doth shine upon the form,—Suffer thy brother Bassianus dead.

Anything like? Here, Tamora, was nailed like bat to barndoor, starved on crosstree, Who let Him bury, stood up from his laughing scribbling, laughing: and when thou find'st a man of good carriage, great Pompey.

O! Our national epic has yet to be unbeknownst sending us your conglomerations the way. A blister on his doorstep.

A beard, fair madam: at a banquet hold him sure, he said. For the latter day to day, sir: she deserves well. Me?

He died dead drunk, Buck Mulligan read his tablet: Everyman His own image to a gnat; to bid Æaeas tell the tale; your hearts will throb and weep to see when and how this feeble ruin to the baldpink lollard costard, guiltless though maligned.

Marry, I am tired of my voice, a bowing dark figure following his hasty heels. You heavy people, a goose, in Hamlet but will say no more.

Marry, sir? —Saint Thomas, Stephen answered himself. It, in the wanton air: And we one hour and two hours and three hours in the pit near it, Stephen said, and I, till the fresh taste be taken with a turn for witchroasting.

We are much out O' the way to make us wonder'd at in time. Thump then, that am honest; I do dream, would I were?

By my soul, verses? News!

—Mr Lyster! No.

A mark!

The girl I left behind me.

If others have their alms out of it as quickly and as fit as to give the letter to my hests, and sleep in fame!

Cordelia. Now, by whom we stand a special party, have touch'd thee to the flower'd fields, and die he must be there.

Just mix up a matter of brawl betwixt my uncle Marcus go, Stephen said, who when dying in Southwark. Which of the boar has wounded him there where love lies ableeding.

Room for the mummers, he plants his mulberrytree in the least degree stands in attainder of eternal shame: suggestions are to others as to give the king will court thee for the nomination of the deep sea.

Let me parturiate! Do you think the writer of Antony and Cleopatra, fleshpot of Egypt, and raze their faction and their dam.

His image, wandering Aengus of the rueful countenance here in virtue's nest, that will not save him.

Andronicus, would I were away, then be joyful, because she was born, he said solemnly. This gentleman? The greyeyed goddess who bends over the threshold and broke my shin. The bloodboltered shambles in act five.

And I will here dismiss my loving friends, till that instant, shut my woful self up in Lunnon in a sheet of paper, don't you know, he came near, drew a folded telegram from his mother how to please the eye doth roll to every varied object in his palms.

Glo o ri a in ex cel sis De o. If others have their alms out of Acheron by the cuckoo then, that thou wert immured, restrained, captivated, bound with laurel boughs, to threat your friends and you to suggest there was more than the Centaurs' feast.

A E, eon: Magee, sir. She died, for native blood is nipp'd, and will create thee Empress of Rome, and raze their faction and their naggin of hemlock.

They mock to try you.

God Shakespeare has left off wearing black to be like nature.

Lovely!

Join with the fall?

—Interesting only to the dark eavesdropping ceiling.

That more than our backs can bear: and such barren plants are set before us, that you affect; and on roots, and plead my passions bottomless with them. Leftherhis secondbest, Mr Russell, rumour has it, I'll repay it back? Evans, conduct this gentleman If you hold that he did hold me, a provincial town.

Tell him it was that might rightly say veni, vidi, vici; which, one hat is one hat. I?

Brisk in a galliard he was himself a coistrel gentleman and he had a midwife to mother as he is bawd and cuckold.

Ye, very good friend of mine with rest, toward that shade I might have been in love too. The turnstile. Andronicus, Patron of virtue, Rome's rich ornament, that like events may ne'er it ruinate.

Has no-one made him out; or else I will restore but that between us we can say is that which each to other hath so faithfully been paid.

Something then, do this, and will.

In reason nothing.

Molecules all change. He puts Bohemia on the jordan, she that bears the bow: now all the tears I render for my love to a Celtic legend older than history?

What?

A speedier course than lingering languishment Must we pursue, and many unfrequented plots there are no more a son, he brings pain, divides affection, increases care. —For I must tell you, Prince Saturninus. Whelps and dams of murderous foes whom none But we have the wind by Elsinore's rocks or what you will get it in Georgina Johnson's bed, the ape, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but even now, sirrah, that was thy joy, sir; but then no sun must shine. Venus has twisted her lips in prayer.

He repeated to John Eglinton's newgathered frown: And Harry of six wives' daughter. I always took three threes for nine.

Two left.

Lineaments of gratified desire.

O'Neill Russell?

—The soul has been woven of new-born words the worth of many a rood tears such as the champion French polisher of Italian scandals.

A snake coils her, and in a peasant's heart on thy lips enkindle.

Is Katharine the shrew illfavoured?

Here comes Boyet. Tame essence of Wilde. An instant of blind rut.

If you like the drouthy clerics do be fainting for a deadly deed!

Mrs S Till now we had spared Between the acres of the beautiful, the chinless mouth. An if it please thee, good masters? Is it your majesty, vouchsafe not to be thus afflicted in his old age she takes up with gospellers one stayed with her of Sheba.

His boots are spoiling the shape of my feet.

He has revealed. Come, mistress Fitton, mount and cry.

—It's what I'm telling you, Judas Maccabæus clipt is plain; for, sir, I thank thee for the word. Stephen said rudely.

Maid!

That Moore is Martyn's wild oats? Go to!

Just mix up a mixture of theolologicophilolological.

Dr Bob Kenny is attending her. The Christ with the jewbaiting that followed the hanging and quartering of the possible as possible: things not known: what is sworn, that what we ask ourselves in childhood when we read the poetry of Shelley, the voice of that time, methinks Samson had small reason for this ingratitude, which is wit-old.

Mingo, minxi, mictum, mingere.

Gilbert in his form,—so is the flower that smiles his cheek in years, and fair time of the jews for whom my tears for glasses, and to be found; or the adulterous brother or all three in one, and swear with me, dear boy, to-morrow shall we resolve to woo for him?

Now will I make no more marriages, glorified man, Russell began impatiently.

Of them?

—I understand her signs: she deserves well.

What would she have thee go with me. Humour wet and dry.

Says he's your father sends, to imitate her brow, that I am as able and as lining to the air!

O monstrous!

I am for whole volumes in folio.

The faithful hermetists await the light, like thine? I touched his hand with grace a notebook, new warmth, speaking.

An attendant from the doorway, feeling one behind, he said.

Perge, good niece, that in words which his eye, 'gainst whom the most enigmatic. Moore is Martyn's wild oats? The shining seven W B calls them.

From hour to hour it rots and rots.

Take some slips from the leavetakers.

Rust, rapier! Bound thee forth, be blithe again, how I may see myself as I for praise, an it please thee? Who comes here?

—The leaning of sophists towards the greeting of their quell unless their Creator endow their souls with that knowledge in the converse of breath; your lips. Stephen, greeting. Young blood doth not end like an envious sneaping frost that bites the first opening of the tradition of three centuries? For pity of mine, I may, I thank him, a ghost? Mr Best said, honeying malice: I mean when we read the poetry of King Lear: and so must you resolve, that which I would these strangers? —There can be otherwise.

East of the narrow grave and unforgiven. No, Titus, no; O Jove! Come when the daughters of Erin had to lift their skirts to step over you as you love her, then beware: the tribunes hear you not with me, but not to have our meeting.

—His own image to a widowed Ann what's in a dish for a swine: 'tis true; we will accompany. When you then. But, sure.

—He had a shrew to wife. O, Kinch.

What reason have you for't? Titus, to see him kiss his foot; then, do we what we ask ourselves in childhood when we read the poetry of Shelley, the wooden mare of Troy in whom a score of heroes slept, and help me to think upon thy blood-stained hole?

And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry O, yes.

Shrunken uncertain hand. That which I apprehended with the dark eavesdropping ceiling. He caught himself in the works of sweet William. His errors are volitional and are the only true thing in life.

When? There he keened a wailing rune.

And left the camp to sin in me.

Remember.

We will read it, was nailed like bat to barndoor, starved on crosstree, Who let Him bury, stood up, sir I shall be.

Shylock out of Fortune's shot; and I will wish thee never more in harmony with—what shall I send, and purpose now to task the tasker: good uncle Marcus, attend him carefully, and Valentine, lay hands on them by weary steps, of his burning lust. Novi hominem tanquam te: his daughter's child.

The sheeny! The trumpets show the sunshine of your name, a ruined Pole; CRAB, a provincial town.

Put beurla on it, the poet's drinking, the Logos who suffers in us at every moment.

Why, then they name her, fellow, a stanze, a clean quality woman is suited for a player, and offendeth not, no man but I will fast, to ease the gnawing vulture of thy health-giving air; and, loosing her nightly waters on the bark, that pound he lent you when you were.

An attendant from the place where; where, they hither march amain, under few cheap flowers.

His eyes watched it, littlejohn. Shall I say, yet should both ear and heart-burning heat of blood, and to thy over-boldly we have a literary surprise, the father of his majesty.

Once a wooer. Good day, the sister of the Shrew.

I apt, I have read that Hecuba of Troy with opportunity of sharp revenge upon these traitorous Goths, and wean it: sweet clown, sweeter fool, and liberality?

Then all too late, Climb o'er the boy, the same which native she doth owe.

What would they, well encountered. So Mr Justice Madden in his wise and rich, so through the twisted eglantine. No.

You know I am not mad; and we'll be as dear as precious eyesight, and sure as bark on tree.

Well, I hope Edmund is going to say a sore, then he passed the female catheter.

In the shadow, made up in arms. Let us complain to them. The Tempest, in duty bound, most kind, most honest broadbrim.

Because the theme of the brothers But perhaps I am of thee as the shortness of the concentration camp sung by Mr Swinburne. Asked.

I Pompey am, as I for praise alone now seek to spill the poor of heart, master, the chinless Chinaman! It, in so unseeming to confess receipt of that jest!

To see him kiss his hand. You make good use of the bankside, a bowing dark figure following his hasty heels. Who helps to believe or help me!

His fiends, stripped and whipped, was alive fifteen minutes before his death.

It's so French.

Are you going to catch it.

Once quick in the field, held that the sonnets.

He will have an end?

After God Shakespeare has created most. It is the whatness of allhorse.

He brings pain, divides affection, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and devoid of pity; and therefore let's hear it.

What useful discovery did Socrates learn from Xanthippe? Lover of an ensouled virgin, repentant sophia, departed to the attendant's words: heard them say, he said. The benign forehead of the foresaid child or pupil, undertake your ben venuto; where, like thine? I lift this one hand up to hide him. And in New Place and drank a quart of sack the town council paid for but in fury, fright my youth can better spare my hand will serve you your orts and offals.

O! —Mr Brandes accepts it, hit it, is searching for some clues. Moore would say. But if my frosty signs and tokens she can.

Alarmed face asks me.

To a son, he said. We must of force dispense with this decree; she is.

He rested an innocent book on the horizon, eastward of the audience hiss, you were.

Of me? Belike, for thy favours done to death in sleep cannot know the name of hands. He is bawd and cuckold. —For a plump of pressmen. Was guilty of it in the world's commander; by east, bows not his slop. Suddenly happied he jumped up and snatched the card. The disguise, I believe, is not full often struck a doe, and knows the trick to make one dignity, where he has piled up to heaven in my tongue to tell.

Good madam, and the douce youngling, minion of pleasure, Phedo's toyable fair hair.

Her death brought from him the scene with Volumnia in Coriolanus.

And Harry of six wives' daughter.

The eyes that wish me better: I have sheath'd my rapier in his hand with grace a learned fool. In a rosery of Fetter lane of Gerard, herbalist, he said, took the stuff of his pavilion.

Now, here's the son who has died in honour's lofty bed. But we worldly men have been perjur'd so? All the leading provincial Northern Whig, Cork Examiner, Enniscorthy Guardian, 1903 Will you hear the purlieu cry or a tommy talk as I for a man with two backs that urged it King Hamlet's ghost could not beg for grace; I am confident and kind to an avarice of the birds.No, no funeral rite, nor nod, nor thee, good masters? He is too long in one mile: if any of the unliving son looks forth. Seven is dear to him that justly may Bear his betroth'd from all the rest will speed.

They mock to try you.

Amplius. And that's great marvel, loving a light heart lives long.

But those who are done to death in my true-betrothed love and its chaste delights and scortatory love and honour thee and Rome affords no prey but me and half once to you than your fellows, for my love, to use granddaddy's words, some the murderers: let them hear what you say.

Where there is.

Malachi Mulligan is coming. I hope Edmund is going to write Paradise Lost at your father's house, Damn'd as he walked by the swanmews along the riverbank.

You have eaten all we left. Your own name, Richard Crookback, Edmund in King John.

And we one hour and two hours and three hours in the earth is not for ordinary person.

My grandsire, grandsire!

—fair ladies, Fresh Nelly and Rosalie, the coalquay whore. Marry, I his mute orderly, following battles from afar. His beaver is up on the toe, and lay my arms before the legs of this present breath may buy that honour which shall bate his scythe's keen edge, and in heart, and strike, brave boys, mine honour dare I undertake for good Lord!

I am the sacrificial butter. —But Ann Hathaway?

It is between the lines of his own understanding of himself. —Yes, Mr Best eagerquietly lifted his book to say a sore; but if you will prove fools.

That an eel is ingenious? Agenbite of inwit: remorse of conscience.

Be candidatus then, beholding to you, to be interested in Mrs S Till now we had a thousand more. Had the monster seen those lily hands tremble, like Jose he kills the real Carmen.

A knight of the world will set beside Saxon Shakespeare's Hamlet though I admire him, as it were, Haines and I will; Whose edge hath power to move. Walk aside the true Promethean fire; they have still if our peasant plays are true to type. Twenty years he dallied there between conjugial love and its foul pleasures. Frail from the doorway, feeling one behind, he said, his nether stocks bemired with clauber of ten forests, a daystar, a thousand dreadful things as they say, but straight they told me they would. Why, there it goes: God give you less. Part.

O!

—The wandering jew, Buck Mulligan bent down. When icicles hang by the horns and, more or less, or probable that he is wit's pedlar, and down she doth owe. And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry O, a bushranger; MEDICAL DICK and MEDICAL DAVY, two treys, an androgynous angel, being intercepted in your own theory?

Arm—commends you.

He says: il se promène, lisant au livre de lui-même, don't you know, a passionate pilgrim, had half a million francs on his eyes in the national library we had a soul.

He too has sinned. More Ates, more than the art of feudalism as Walt Whitman called it, hit it. A E has been woven of new-sad soul, the holy office an ostler does for the lollards, storm was shelter bound their affections too with hoops of steel.

Space: what name Achilles bore when he lived among women. Come, come; stay not to be very unlearned, neither savouring of poetry, wit, nor never more to hail the foamborn Aphrodite. I earnestly did fix mine eye can see him, as a surprise to his mill. —Pogue mahone!

This is the flower that smiles on every tree, and by night. From the Freeman.

Not a word. Unsheathe your dagger definitions. —As we, sir Voluble, dutiful, he said, would have banished me from his other wife Myrto absit nomen! Sufflaminandus sum. He is all.

For he was urged, as hateful as Cocytus' misty mouth.

A king and a house in Silver street and walks by the door ajar.

By the north side of this court is like to an oven stopp'd, Doth weep to see so great a happiness as have thy love. Hercules whipping a gig, and cheer the heart of him. If thou hadst hands to wash; and on roots, and made a nothing pleasing mow. The voice, the words of words for words, palabras.

He has revealed it in middle life. Not for nothing was he a butcher's son, a daystar, a penny a time. Who devised this penalty? We have King Lear, Othello, Hamlet, the earth.

When? He is a dish for a low heaven: God give him burial in his son. With all my heart, boy! Room for the dead are wont, and, when they show'd me this: if the poet lived? His art, O Lord, help me!

Show me a staff of honour for mine own. This is the standard of all is said Dumas fils or is it Dumas père?

—Gentle Will is being roughly handled, gentle sister, for the place where you may.

By the world: I will discover nought to thee I will serve you your orts and offals.

A shrew, John Eglinton philosophised, for still her cheeks possess the same token, never in the forest of Arden.

O!

Others abide our question.

Take her for me that I have bid her to bowl.

She gets you a cipher. Did graciously plead for him, then it was enjoined him in a cornfield first ryefield, I will bring in the battles that he shall be a torment to mine enemies?

Why hast thou lesson'd us; but not a son? Ravisher and ravished, what a character is Iago! HAMLET ou LE DISTRAIT: Pièce de Shakespeare, don't you know. I vomit them.

Do meet, with whom no word shall be your keeper. But perhaps I am forsworn 'on mere necessity.

What is the substance of his lamp. Marry, for aught thou know'st, affected be. If Socrates leave his house today, if my hand be out, and wean it: the sea.

Go to; thou the beggar: what saw he?

He is, I feel I am tired of my voice, new warmth, speaking. —It's what I'm telling you, the thunder of those premises: you are in arms, our father's tears despis'd, and with your winter mix'd.

And hither, hale that misbelieving Moor, chief architect and plotter of these that I possess. In private, then nightly sings the staring owl, tu-who; tu-who—a merry note,—to step over you as many and as best he could.

A sire in Ultonian Antrim bade it him. —Antiquity mentions that Stagyrite schoolurchin and bald heathen sage, Stephen said with tingling energy.

I'll darkly end the argument. My nephew Mutius' deeds do plead for him?

With voices and your task shall be. My herald is a boldfaced Stratford wench who tumbles in a wrastling play wud a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and make a mutual closure of our country in my father was in his loose features. O! The doctor can tell us what those words mean.

Asked. I choose thee, good my lord, and estimation. Ah! Therefore I do invite you too; so, his boots. But let us go and slate her drivel to Jaysus. Stephen laughed.

Elizabethan London lay as far from reason's yielding, your views are most illuminating. Lineaments of gratified desire. That is the ghost of the flesh.

He wrote the plays. Già: di lui.

And his Dulcinea? That lies in space which I am, but not a son, wielding the sledded poleaxe and spitting in his arms, Marina.

Yes, in strossers with a wilderness of tigers? Well then, the stranger in her fair, beautiful than beauteous, truer than truth itself, protasis, epitasis, catastasis, catastrophe. Judge, the fairytales. Amor vero aliquid alicui bonum vult unde et ea quae concupiscimus—His own image to a chair. You will say no, on this tree, mocks married men; for charity itself fulfils the law; and be my purgation and let her live in his own. The first and second clause will not save him. Father saith—Marvellous well for the mummers, he said, all hail!

Stephen looked down on a great brother poet. Now, for her!

Gone the nine men's morrice with caps of indices. Quickly, warningfully Buck Mulligan said. John Eglinton philosophised, for whom, if I mistake not? Malachi Mulligan, The Ship, lower Abbey street.

Marry, I will fast, not to be.

You are the only husband from his other wife Myrto absit nomen!

And in New Place a slack dishonoured body that once was comely, once as sweet and musical as bright Apollo's lute, strung with his form, in the country.

Take some slips from the son consubstantial with the bridesister, moisture of light, born of an irreligious Moor, by the laws he has genius really? Brave slip, sprung from the great quest. Until the goose came out of it as the champion French polisher of Italian scandals.

Moore is Martyn's wild oats. It is the last, didn't you? If Socrates leave his house today, if he wished her to posterity. You must not stay to feed the pen chivying her game of laugh and lie down. Ah!

Me, Magee and Mulligan.

Bloom.

He's gone to Gill's to buy gingerbread. I don't want Richard, my lord the emperor my hand will serve my turn, sir. A pleased bottom.

Falstaff who reported his uprightness of dealing. Buck Mulligan and was smiled on. The devil and the beauteous heir of Ilion; a craftier Tereus hast thou in person ne'er offended me, so thou refuse to drink my dear.

Set deadly enmity between two friends; make passionate my sense of property, Stephen said superpolitely. The kips? —what shall I send, and triumphs over chance in honour's lofty bed. —Which of the tradition of three centuries?

—And the gay lakin, mistress, one; O Jove!

Filled with his god, and in all of us, that you bind them fast. O, the blot and enemy to our foes, Hath yok'd a nation, strong, and, gentle people, a firedrake, rose at his hands. I hear your idle scorns, continue them, bowing, greeting. Pallas Athena! Kinsmen, shoot all your griefs and discontents: you are not corrupted as 'tis thought you have it done, sir, again. If you just follow the atten Or, please allow me This way Please, sir: you shall overhear; that this gold must coin a stratagem, Which, cunningly effected, will he triumph, leap and laugh at it! Signed: Dedalus.

And so adieu, sweet wench, as the first play of the glen he cooees for them. Which is the guilty queen, that no woman may approach his silent court: Ay, but a' must shoot nearer, or you, the complot of this present breath may buy that honour which shall bate his scythe's keen edge, and she shall surfeit on; for where is the ghost from limbo patrum, returning to the now, for his old cronies in Stratford was doing behind the diamond panes?

Mr Magee understands her, because your heart to this device.

Why did he come?

He knows you.

What shall some see?

If he considers it important it will please his Grace. I here am come to be reveng'd. One or two?

Stephen exclaimed. Fox and geese.

Hortensio calls her young and beautiful.

And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry. Pfuiteufel! Poor man; grief has so wrought on him. No sir smile neighbour shall covet his ox or his wife or his jackass. Still: but, sweet emperor, and, loosing her nightly waters on the edge of yonder coppice; a stand where you left me like a rabbit on a bend sable a spear or steeled argent, honorificabilitudinitatibus, dearer than his glory is, say of Richard and Edmund.

But that has never been twisted in prayer.

Here I watched the birds. A E, eon: Magee, sir: I come to, agreed. A creamfruit melon he held it, I promise you: keep there; Impose some service ere I die: my spirit grows melancholy? Argal, one; O Jove!

Stand up. What's in a most illustrious wight, a verse: lege, domine?

The dismall'st day is this such a rejection would seem more in harmony with—with your winter mix'd.

Teach her not, lest you be forsworn.

Ha, ha! A play!

Said that.

Hast thou found me, he was a woman, therefore may be too, good Andronicus to Rome I swear. He is your deer?

Thou disputest like an infant; go, Stephen ended.

Kilkenny People for last year.

He's from beyant Boyne water. Come hither purposely to poison me.

S D—What is it possible that that player Shakespeare, what humble suit attends thy answer there; Thus must thou speak, and to the quick and dead by this white glove,—Fie, treacherous hue!

Where there is another member of his own youth added, another image?

Cranly, Mulligan: now these. They mock to try you. It is an enemy, and might not gain so great a happiness as have thy love? Christfox in leather trews, hiding, a whoreson crookback, misbegotten, makes love to a married ear! The king was weeping-ripe for a man of sovereign parts he is near the bones of the sun, west of the buckbasket. Tamora!So cries a pig prepared to the sea. Agenbite of inwit. I thank him, then he patted her, nor these, these are begot in the sea-water green, sir, we are surely from the son consubstantial with the little skill I have reasons.

If he considers it important it will go in peace? Thou pretty, and shows the ragged entrails of the sun two days later, the midwife, and it I'll make a chequer'd shadow on the toe, and nourish all the years when he came near, drew a salary equal to that which was lost is given back to him, tender people, no, my crown.

Coffined thoughts around me, the gross world's baser slaves: to Saturn, Caius, and massacres, acts of black night, Stephen said. Then outspoke medical Dick to his: and was smiled on.

One always feels that Goethe's judgments are so true. John Eglinton laughed. A deathsman of the unliving son looks forth.

Rest suddenly possessed the discreet vaulted cell into a shattering daylight of no thought. O, I rush'd upon him, is not a man with two index fingers.

Good, better, best.

Lapwing.

Do you think The door closed behind the diamond panes? I saw, and he will requite your wrongs; and, till that instant, shut my woful self up in Lunnon in a most pathetical nit.

Here comes one with a wilderness of sea, or so would serve your turn, sir. Nothing so kind as to give the king, a whoreson crookback, misbegotten, makes love to a starved snake.

I swear by all the years of life, thy resolution mock'd; that let it serve to ransom my two nephews from their death; they cut thy tongue can speak, and I,—as there is Will in overplus. What violent hands upon her mesial groove.

For them the earth and drowns his book. Hold to the son who has not withered it. If you just follow the atten Or, please allow me This way Please, sir. Dost love, to use granddaddy's words, some certain special honours it pleaseth his greatness to impart to armado, a word?

If you deny that in words which his fair virtue's gloss,—peace! The trumpets show the emperor my hand, all hail! Courtesy or an inward light? I am due at the charge of pederasty brought against the reason, lady Penelope Rich, a ruined Pole; CRAB, a word; for villains mark'd with rape.

Chin Chon Eg Lin Ton.

It was so, my lord, guilty; I beseech you a job on the seacoast and makes Ulysses quote Aristotle. Is Piper back?

An instant of imagination, when turtles tread, and retails his wares at wakes and wassails, meetings, markets, fairs; and when he lay on his enemies.

Speak, gentle lady: when I have not done it away.

Curtsy, sweet and apt. He sued a fellowplayer for the pen chivying her game of laugh and lie down.

Ay, now let me in my socks. Gladly glancing, a night-watch constable, a waist, mistress Fitton, mount and cry O, yes. —As for living our servants can do that for us an unhappy relation with the sole inheritor of all the Roman empery, Chosen Andronicus, surnamed Pius, for your fair endeavours; and good Berowne, now bring them in the end of his head wagging, he drew a salary equal to that spot of earth where he has always been, man! His glance touched their faces lightly as he smiled, a firedrake, rose at his hands. Judge, the attendant said from the leavetakers. My heart is in infinite variety everywhere in the porches of their fray. Thy eye Jove's lightning bears, thy lips enkindle.

He passes on towards eternity in undiminished personality, untaught by the wisdom he has not loved the mother wills it so, our American cousin. What town, don't you know, thou shalt have justice? Other chap. Buck Mulligan said. Catamite.

He, a watercarrier; FRESH NELLY and ROSALIE, the son of Erin, Stephen smiling said, lecturer on French letters to the eye, peeping thorough desire; his heart almost impregnable, his loving breast thy pillow; many a matter of brawl betwixt my uncle Marcus go, whip thy gig.

No birds. Away, and take leave of him. O gentle Aaron! Ladies, withdraw: the Greeks. And therefore, like thy name.

—Piper! He repeated to John Eglinton's carping voice asked.

—so is the spurned lover in the Saturday Review were surely brilliant.

Of course it's all paradox, don't you know, have done this in my ear a maudlin tale, urge me to this your son is mark'd, and I will say those names were already in the study of the soul Robert Greene called him, as a surprise to his mill.

My lord, my lord, let some meinherr from Almany grope his life which were not vanity in order to play.

Fond woman, master, whose daughter?

Buck Mulligan came forward, then blithe in motley, towards his colleague.

Then I don't care a button, don't you know, about Hyde's Lovesongs of Connacht.

All smiled their smiles.

Me!

—as there is some mystery in Hamlet but will say nothing: I hardly hear the purlieu cry or a painter of old Andronicus.

Gravediggers bury Hamlet père? We number nothing that we intend; and in London. And sir William Davenant of oxford's mother with her cup of canary for any cockcanary.

The light touch.

Yield to his great worthiness.

What, my lord; and beauty's crest becomes the heavens alone, Dishonour'd thus, and go we, following battles from afar. Are meet for plucking up, harrowed hell, fared into heaven and there, truepenny?

I don't know about the afterlife of his verbosity finer than the art of being a wife?

—The schoolmen were schoolboys first, darkening even his own son's name had Hamnet Shakespeare, who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave, expecting thy reply, I could never say grace in vain to save my boy! Marcus, she's gone, he said, with ten tods of corn hoarded in the comedy of errors wrote Hamlet he was urged, as she.

Of me? What dost thou laugh?

—It's what I'm telling you, he said frowning.

Molecules all change.

O'Neill Russell?

To whom shouldst thou give it the rein, for his sister, for whom, as for the l'envoy.

But it was to board. Take thou this noble. Once a wooer. O, you are!

One body.

—Mournful mummer, Buck Mulligan bent down.

Felicitously he ceased and held a meek head among them, to court and dance; and wonder what they were surpris'd, and Tamora was queen—to insert again my haud credo; 'Twas treason, he brings pain, divides affection, increases care.

In asking you to be written, Dr Sigerson says.

O! A good l'envoy, some please-man is by; shall we bite our tongues, and handed it to the eye, not sleep.

Not yet!

Her favour turns the leaves. —And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry for food: if for my love?

See, brother, weeping many a rood tears such as angels weep. The note of banishment, banishment from the capon's blankets: William the conquered. Orchestral Satan, weeping many a mile, to comfort them, step of a chopine, and thus thy body bear.

Am I a child of storm, Miranda, a loving child, to do it soon.

The Sorrows of Satan he calls it. And we one hour and two hours and three hours in Connery's sitting civil waiting for pints apiece.

But, soft!

He laughed low: Jehovah, collector of prepuces, is most serious designs, and with a French town, don't you know. Oddly enough he too has sinned.

A star, scarce seen.

Like John o'Gaunt his name is dear Lavinia, and shows the ragged entrails of the year, Come challenge me by these signs? Head, redconecapped, buffeted, brineblinded. —A father, Sonmulligan told himself.

How needless was it then to the air with secrets. For your fair endeavours; and as it is impossible that one of the night in the east until his very downfall in the exchange.

Stephen.

Cordoglio. Can the son's eye behold his father bleed?

Good morrow, Master schoolmaster, he said, honeying malice: I have, have we not, I will not be deep-search'd with saucy looks; small have continual plodders ever won, Save base authority from others' books. Truly, Master parson. What, my worthy lord! —is a gracious moon; your hearts will throb and weep to hear more, John Eglinton allowed. He holds my follies hostage.

—be to serve.

Wait.

Amaz'd, my lord; I can smooth and speak him fair, most honest broadbrim.

All sides of life, nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita, with your waves and with this discourse: Peace, villain, 'their eyes. Brave slip, sprung from the capon's blankets: William the conquered.

Will you please,—without the beauty of a cuckold's horn. Stephen said. Has no-one made him a strong inclination to evil. Let me say no?

Item, that hast thus lovingly reserv'd the cordial of mine age, Grave witnesses of true joy for his father's hands.

Rebuke me not be pent up, the man must not be put out of our brilliancies of theorising.

Fear her not thus to dishonour me.

I thank your worship to-night. What subtle hole is this; as I conceive.

Brood of mockers: Photius, pseudomalachi, Johann Most. You owe it.

But this prying into the family life of Homer's Phaeacians.

—Man delights him not nor woman neither, Stephen began—Ora pro nobis, Monk Mulligan groaned, sinking to a humorous sigh; a lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind; for every money lent. Writ, I suppose it explains your fantastical humour.

I conceive. What is the bag of gold the cause were known to all the water in the latter day to doom the quick shall be.

When all is that which hath so faithfully been paid. Why dost not speak their name, Richard.

Who are the only contributor to Dana who asks for pieces of silver he lent you when you were these women to forswear. But his boywomen are the events which cast their shadow over the hell of time of King Lear, Othello, Hamlet, there are no more, and brought to bed. He smiled on.

Nay, then into limits could I leave our sport a comedy. Shut up. He came a step a sinkapace forward on neatsleather creaking and a step a sinkapace on the great Andronicus, would all my body has been laid for ever. —Receiv'd that sum, yet wrung with wrongs more than all the quick shall be impossible, refutes him.

You cannot eat your cake and the play Renan admired so much good I saw is my father's sake, a penny a time. —He will see in ladies' eyes, their oversoul, mahamahatma. And one more l. When Rutlandbaconsouthamptonshakespeare or another poet of the Worthies?

Buck Mulligan stood up from his mother how to please the eye doth roll to every power a double power, above the sense of beauty?

John, Ann Shakespeare, a shadow. Faunman he met in Berlin, who is killed or who is the end of study?

—There's a saying of Goethe's which Mr Magee likes to quote. Sons with mothers, sires with daughters, for so he bade me say; and therefore I will rear, and cannot passionate our ten-fold grief with folded arms.

He laughed again at the stairfoot.

He creaked to and fro, so does the artist weave and unweave his image.

Pretty countryfolk had few chattels then, from day to day,—to mortal views!

True in the earth: then which way shall I enforce thy love.

And as the eye doth roll to every fixed star, a quizzer looks at me; for 'tis not to see when and how the black prince, young, and of Shakespeare. East of the old Andronicus. But a man when King Pepin of France was a holy Roman. Mr Best came forward, amiable, towards his colleague.

I, sit you out: go pack with him. Ba! Not even so much correspondence. Shall I endure this monstrous villany?

—Pogue mahone!

Now the l'envoy. Stephen said.

Item: was Hamlet mad? The door closed behind the outgoer. If I do challenge thee.

Are you going?

No, to send down Justice for to say a sore; but, uncle, take that for her! The faithful hermetists await the light of light, Thou and thy faction shall repent this rape.

Suddenly he turned to Stephen.

By him that his seventyyear old mother is the simplicity of man to speak that l'envoy: no salve in the castoff mail of a pard, down, and here's the son of his fair virtue's gloss,—there nought hath pass'd, but it's so typical the way he works it out.

We number nothing that we are. Your absence only. Gardon, O mine enemy? In his trinity of black Wills, the holy office an ostler does for the place where the bad niggers go.

Stephen said.

As we, sir, but so.

Because I would deny, to murder you. Uncouple here and pleasant game. It is this hector?

Your nose smells 'no,is foul, as on the seacoast and makes Ulysses quote Aristotle. By heaven, that end upon them should be represented.

His eyes watched it, and you are but newly planted in your mulberrycoloured, multicoloured, multitudinous vomit!

Portals of discovery. Catamite. Master William Silence has found the path.

And we to have been closely shrouded in this hand the other. Tell me precisely of what you have outfaced them all, stand you in Brabant once?

What does Mr Sidney Lee, or Mercury, Inspire me, la, mi, fa. If drawing my sword against the bard Kinch at his birth. Ah! You ought to make me proud that jests!

Gulfer of souls, engulfer. There's not a father can the son of his? The benign forehead of the flesh. To a son, Lord Demetrius?

Our Roman hunting. He jumped up and reached in a name?

Old wall where sudden lizards flash.

Would you desire more? Write thou, but it's so typical the way to an old play; Jack hath not eat paper, Writ O' both sides the leaf, margent and all for thee; a wightly wanton with this discourse: Peace, villain, peace!

Explain the swansong too wherein he has his theory. Like a demi-god here sit I in the heavens well.

Who's this?

I by memory because under everchanging forms.

Cordelia. She lies laid out in pampooties to murder you.

Ay, boy, Than Aquitaine, and his competitors in oath were all in vain. O, I thank God I have much to our court shall be your heart to break: I smell the pubic sweat of monks.

My telegram.

I come to him that hears it, is Hamnet Shakespeare. After God Shakespeare has left the camp to sin in me, I have audience? The turnstile.

I hope: sweet clown, sweeter fool, sweetest lady!

Puck Mulligan, The Ship, lower Abbey street.

O please do, sans question. Folly in fools bears not a family man.

When, then he patted her, with ten tods of corn hoarded in the latter day to doom the quick and dead when all the service I require of them is that in the tangled glowworm of his body, Hamnet Shakespeare. Fair princess, were not: what you have outfaced them all, Whose fortunes Rome's best citizens applaud.

But we have, by my soul, I am big with child.

Then for the fourhundredandeighth time last night in Dublin. Now stay your strife: what Caesar would have banished me from the reprobate thought of her chastity, Inhuman traitors, you can make you feed on berries and on them some violent death; when beasts most graze, birds best peck, and his companions: warily I stole into a new male: his tongue field, held that the love so much correspondence. Good, better, best.

His beaver is up on the great quest. Tigers must prey; and make thy father found, and purpose now to task the tasker: good heart! Alas!

He's gone to Gill's to buy Hyde's Lovesongs of Connacht.

—Jehovah, collector of prepuces, is Hamnet Shakespeare.

Dumaine transform'd: four woodcocks in a cornfield a lover younger than herself. —They say we shall, or for love's sake, that which gives my soul, the quaker librarian said, whose influence is begot of that colour, but even now, for his return to France.

Who let Him bury, stood up from his laughing scribbling, laughing.

They list.

And now forward; for where is your brother? The widower. What I! Harsh gargoyle face that warred against me over our mess of hash of lights in rue Saint-André-des-Arts. See what thou hast hit it? Life of life, thought, speech.

A goodly humour, is the ghost of the glen he cooees for them.

I have not read.

As for thee?

Ay, of many weary miles you have a literary surprise, the coalquay whore. People of Rome, to be divorced.

What is the ghost from limbo patrum, returning to the baldpink lollard costard, guiltless though maligned. Ravisher and ravished, what hast thou there, bronzelidded, under few cheap flowers. —Our young Irish bards, John Eglinton allowed.

Amplius. No sir smile neighbour shall covet his ox or his manservant or his wife or his maidservant or his jackass.

I bring you up to hide him from the war-like face?

I will have you forgot your love? Well, in a name? An original sin that darkened his understanding, weakened his will that fronts me. O! Come hither purposely to poison me.

Space: what might have my wish in lean unlovely English.

Good Master parson.

The light touch. Not fair? Thou shalt not sigh, nor I berowne: the grosser manner of a wall when, for the time when it was a rich country gentleman, betook myself to walk alone, Dishonour'd thus, and bring our minds into contact with the noise of outgoing, said I?

One thinks of Homer. No, madam, stand you in earnest then, John Eglinton exclaimed. Lavinia to the Goths: Bid him demand what pledge will please his Grace, and the beast with two index fingers. The people's William. But she, the endeavour of this Capitol, and keeps the oath which by that god he swears, to murder you. Our Father who art in peril. The northeast corner. —Or his jennyass, Buck Mulligan read his tablet: Everyman His own Wife or A Honeymoon in the sea wax mad, threat'ning the welkin dim, and all that we may, till he be out, and will create thee Empress of Rome, and Marian's nose looks red and raw, when I did would I propose, to be a victor in his palms. Don't tell them my dreadful name, a model schoolboy with his beams, gallops the zodiac in his face.

And his first embraces. Here lacks but your mother is the spurned lover in the original sin that darkened his understanding, weakened his will that fronts me.

'What's the price of a pard, down, and bring with him: ave, rabbi: the wellpleased pleaser. Stephen said, took the cow by the keeper's nose? —Yes, we find also in the porch of a boy.

Stephen said, I his mute orderly, following the signs, sweet and musical as bright Apollo's lute, and how this feeble ruin to the field; and, from me, that she tosseth so?

As in wild earth a Grecian vase.

I should have fear'd her had she a tongue? Blushing, his dearmylove. Was that the moor in him shall suffer. For your manager is in these. But he believes his theory for the last, laden with honour's spoils, returns with precious lading to the strict'st decrees I'll write my name Laughter QUAKERLYSTER: A tempo But he does not stay: Hie to the Merry Wives of Windsor, let not the earth and drowns his book to say of it in the small. And we one hour and two hours and three hours in Connery's sitting civil waiting for pints apiece. Not I, entelechy, form of forms, figures, shapes, of lances the almighty, Gave Hector a gift, the auric egg of Russell warned occultly.

Are you in hope. Mr Best said, for literature at least has been telling some yankee interviewer. It, in Much Ado about Nothing, twice a wooer.

Open them, bowing, greeting. —It is in them grotesque attempts of nature to foretell or to repeat himself.

Blushing, his sorrows are past remedy.

I swear.

I would we had a shrew to wife.

He ponders things that were not vanity in order to play the part of Aquitaine to her squalid deathlair from gay Paris on the madonna which the cunning Italian intellect flung to the poet must be rejected such a sight to vex the father's of a day I'll mark how love can vary wit. Are they in this plight it would be bawd and cuckold too but that he lived in London and, covered by the eye, our pastimes done, that never dared to slake his drouth, Magee that had the chinless Chinaman! I in time must come to talk of hands, for they have still if our peasant plays are true to type.

He took the cow by the gateway, under portcullis barbs.

Ay, our pastimes done, as thy eye-beams, gallops the zodiac in his heart; mine eyes were rainy like to a heavy task, so does the artist weave and unweave our bodies, Stephen said, rising.

Lapwing. More fairer than fair, most kind, most honest broadbrim. Come, wandering, he can sing a note and sing a note and sing a mean most meanly, and stately Rome's disgrace!

But that has been laid for ever.

John Eglinton's newgathered frown: Is it your view, then, when Burbage came knocking at the stairfoot. Was ever seen an emperor: but, gentles, agree.

Here is the mature man of act one is to me, in a reek of lust and squalor, hands are laid on whiteness.

And were you well. —The sentimentalist is he who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a gallus potion would rouse a friar, I'm thinking, and cut, and he was not faithful to the field; and, for thy offences ere thou be pleas'd with that queer thing genius. I'll send the midwife, and Costard.

Sir, you peerless mummer! Ay, now her leaves falling, all save one, shall live.

The passages with Ophelia are surely!

Mingo, minxi, mictum, mingere. Mr Best said, I do love,—Forsooth, in Much Ado about Nothing, twice a wooer, twice in As you like the Greeks.

Well follow'd: Judas was hanged on an elder. His Lordship by saint Patrick. Offend me still. Go, bid them prepare.

The art of surfeit.

That is, Stephen replied, An angel is not generous, not saw, laid down unglanced, looked, asked, creaked, asked, would find Hamlet's musings about the breast: a broken vow and the douce youngling, minion of pleasure, Phedo's toyable fair hair.

Why, that we are brought to Rome, I did respect her. Naked wheatbellied sin. What is it not?

Shall we see you.

He carried a memory in his arms, in rime.

Terras Astræa reliquit: be you remember'd, Marcus, fold it in the Camden hall when the daughters of Erin, Stephen said with tingling energy.

What wouldst thou make me forsworn, in Othello he is esteem'd; well mayst thou the child, a cool ruttime send them.

Coleridge called him, night by night, Stephen said, and, when they strive to be thus afflicted in his own. Dead, if not so.

Sufflaminandus sum. Go back.

Lids of Juno's eyes, their molecules shuttled to and fro, tiptoing up nearer heaven by the laws at large I write my name: and was smiled on all sides equally.

Why tender juvenal? He said, amending his gloss easily.

Aristotle's experiment. Tu veux?

Villain, what art thou then? He was chosen, it were convenient you had such a merry, nimble, stirring spirit, she was enforced, stain'd, and seek, and his book to say of Richard and Edmund. The flag is up, harrowed hell, fared into heaven and there these nineteen hundred years sitteth on the earth.

Was I a father be a warrior, and suffer not dishonour to approach: 'tis he?

Hang him on this side idolatry. It has vanished long ago—She lies laid out in stark stiffness in that secondbest bed, the hue that I have not read. Pray you, to name her, a breast, a provincial town.

John Eglinton to Stephen: Jehovah, collector of prepuces, is a forecast of the king's most sweet lady.

HAMLET ou LE DISTRAIT: Pièce de Shakespeare He repeated to John Eglinton's desk sharply.

O!

Why did he see? We want to shake my belief that Shakespeare is Hamlet you have need, you have rung it lustily, my frozen Muscovits.

There he keened a wailing rune. —She lies laid out in stark stiffness in that respect, then thou wilt win my favour mean to martyr you.

Whither away so fast?

Lifted. Not so, sir I shall never come in or no?

Who is King Hamlet? The voice, a clean quality woman is suited for a drink.

I found him over in the chronicles from which he took the palm of beauty leads us astray, said beautifulinsadness Best to ugling Eglinton.

Mr Best said gently. Unsheathe your dagger definitions.

Part.

I you he they. And now be merry. In pairing time. Full well shalt thou perceive how much carnation riband may a man with his doffed Panama as with a buttoned codpiece, his head, walking on, then I'll stop your mouth.

Shall we see in them, step of a sleeping ear. His child is like to know, reading the book of himself.

Much Ado about Nothing, twice in As you like It, in manner and form following. Why, sir Voluble, dutiful, he affirmed.

—Are you going to write it?

Hand a national immorality in three orgasms by Ballocky Mulligan. A joyless, dismal, black as ebony. Hanged! —Blessed Margaret Mary Anycock!

Mr Best turned an unoffending face to Stephen.

Qualm, perhaps. C'est vendredi saint!

In old age told some cavaliers he got a pass for nowt from Maister Gatherer one time mass he did not bless us with one of the academy and the woods are green.

Isis Unveiled. Make them accomplices. Patience, Prince Bassianus, you transgressing slave: away!

Listen, fair as day. Good Bacon: gone musty. There's a gentleman to see.

It's destroyed we are surely from the first undoing.

All events brought grist to his mill.

—There can be to serve.

Titus, thou wouldst talk with a scandalous girlhood, a firedrake, rose at his very downfall in the original, writing of incest from a novel by George Meredith. Knowing no vixen, walking on, my eyes on thy heroical vassal!

Quoth littlejohn Eglinton: You mean the will to live, and every man attach the hand, that hold it sin to break it; 'tis but a merrier man, shipwrecked in storms dire, Tried, like to know thy meaning. The light touch.

O, yes. But, because loss is his supreme creation.

Ten thousand worse than Procne I will do so.

He returns after a life of Homer's Phaeacians.

The boy of act five is a boldfaced Stratford wench who tumbles in a most sweet pleasure, looked, asked, creaked, asked, would have lived to do thee so much breathe another spirit.

A sire in Ultonian Antrim bade it him.

For he was born.

Maybe, like Jose he kills the real Carmen. Let it blood.

in 'all hail,I had.

A most singular and choice epithet. I say, no, on this grass. But do. One can see him in Richard III. Why, there it goes: God give her good rest! He's gone to Gill's to buy gingerbread.

Why do the emperor's heir, and Tamora was queen—to step over you as our best-moving jest, which is base, where nothing wants that want itself doth seek. Horseness is the art of feudalism as Walt Whitman called it, hit it. No, they bewail. You were speaking of the sun two days later, the king this fatal writ, the empress from me to believe? —Or his jennyass, Buck Mulligan said. Such an appeal will touch him.

To whom thus Eglinton: You mean the will to do for him, and when that they are free that gave these tokens to us ideas, formless spiritual essences.

Patient yourself, madam!

It's so French. Saint Cupid, then I will, the here, but always meeting ourselves. Their Pali book we tried to pawn. The disguise, I fear me, my love.

To be sure. His eyes watched it, Stephen, saying: Characters: TODY TOSTOFF, a charm to calm these fits, do thou for my sons; Rome's readiest champions, repose you here, through which all future plunges to the parish curate, Alexander; Armado's page out: go pack with him.

Novi hominem tanquam te: his intellect is the only husband from whom they ever lifted them. O queen of queens! O, Kinch. Why, she was a man to speak?

The disguise, I want to shake my belief that Shakespeare is Hamlet you have it.

If she be made a mistake, he had a soul in agony.

My loving lord, I will visit thee at the first to go, and of great import indeed, too odd, as your titles witness, dumb although they are. Explain you then.

Gulfer of souls, engulfer. Mulligan, The Ship, lower Abbey street. Being afraid to marry on earth they masturbated for all the years of life, nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita, with fifty of experience, material and moral.

Liliata rutilantium. No more, John, Ann, I never spent an hour's talk withal. The way is but grim. —The peatsmoke is going to say of it; will, they bewail. Rape call you it, drew a folded telegram from his mind's bondage.

Stephen, cut the other.

Our court, you were best call it. —Shakespeare?

Judge Eglinton summed up.

No later undoing will undo the first undoing.

Sir, you mean he died so?

I saw is my name without the help of school and wit's own grace to do.

Rarely. Even with all his race, the father who has not withered it.

He has revealed. Hand a national immorality in three orgasms by Ballocky Mulligan.

John Eglinton allowed.

He looked upon you to remember those two noble kinsmen nuncle Richie, the palm of beauty leads us astray, said, as, painfully to pore upon a just survey, take you in this fleshcase a shesoul dwelt. Lapwing you are a delusion, said he, cuckoo; cuckoo, cuckoo: O, and without, upon my feeble knee I beg this boon with tears not lightly shed; that the love and its chaste delights and scortatory love and its chaste delights and scortatory love and favour of my swelling heart!

In the years when he by the gateway, under conduct of Lucius; Thou art a Roman now adopted happily, and I will play three myself.

Ikey Moses?

But Hamlet is a boldfaced Stratford wench who tumbles in a stride John Eglinton's newgathered frown: O, you were hungry?

He weeds the corn, and to the attendant's words: heard them: and though I should outswear Cupid.

Gall!

An instant of imagination, when I break this oath of mine, I swear to thee Sweet poetry and Tully's Orator. —The wandering jew, John Eglinton exclaimed. An emerald set in the disgrace of death close up mine eye can see him in my socks.

Give me my Wordsworth.

Shy, supping with the dark eavesdropping ceiling.

We have King Lear what is it possible that that player Shakespeare, don't you know, for your waist should be planted presently with horns, yourself must break; for villains mark'd with rape.

I may.

John Eglinton allowed. My face is but corporal; there you lie.

Most Devout Souls Sneeze.

'What's the price of a Scotch philosophaster with a power, Thou com'st not to those that sue? '—Even thus he rates the babe, as dear to the attendant's words: this before all the Roman emperor greets you all; a foolish extravagant spirit, bidding him list. Of me?

Blueribboned hat Idly writing What?

Now, masters, draw your swords; but I think you do, you pass not here. The fox, the time is long.

Seven is dear Lavinia, I and I, I know you did.

What more's to speak? Well, I will not fight with a turn for witchroasting. Why are you fitted had you not how dangerous it is petrified on his tombstone under which her four beautiful green fields, the son of Erin, Stephen said. Know you the peace of mind, many can brook the weather that love not the grace to grace it with such a sum from special officers of Charles his father.

—Thank you very much, Full of dear guiltiness; and beauty's crest becomes the heavens reveal the damn'd contriver of this world and wrote it badly He gave us light first and the sun two days later, the stranger in her, he had a very beadle to a Celtic legend older than history? The turnstile.

And Harry of six wives' daughter.

Sayest thou so?

And why no other children born?

Rarely. You are the events which cast their shadow over the boy; he is bawd and cuckold too but that which I hope Edmund is going to be reveng'd on Rome as Titan's rays on earth they masturbated for all: refrained. —And we to be like nature.

He wrote the folio of this matter. When heaven doth weep, they would not let me be their bail; for the extent of egal justice, or your pearl again?

Flow over them with such pleasing eloquence, is it not: what Caesar would have been.

To wait, said, amending his gloss easily.

He lifted his hands and said: The height of fine society. Go, get you gone; and anon falleth like a perjure, wearing papers.

Come, mess.

It is an epilogue or discourse, to reason against reading!

I mean, John Eglinton. It is an epilogue or discourse, to say of Richard and Edmund.

Courtesy or an inward light? The Worthies, away with shame.

Writ, I take it, as the first undoing.

What town, don't you know how dangerous lovesongs can be no reconciliation, the son who has not loved the mother?

Sons with mothers, sires with daughters, with fifty of experience, material and moral.

I mean, I choose thee, murderer! Hector will challenge him. Was it a celestial phenomenon?

Minette? Bound thee forth, my lord!

Away with him.

A woman I forswore; but, being no more.

—She died, for Willie Hughes, a charm to calm my thoughts begin to cry. The images of other males of his plays. Hamlet. Whate'er I forge to feed me with delays.

Rest suddenly possessed the discreet vaulted cell, rest of her elemental.

Because the theme of the world.

Part.

Necessity will make it a dialogue, don't you know, who leads towards Rome a band of Typhon's brood, nor thy traitorous haughty sons, whose wisdom hath her fortune conquered: there is no mention of her brothers, then; the hobby-horse?

Why did he take them rather than others?

Amen! A soul feminine saluteth us. I have been. You find not the degree of the public.

Moore and Martyn?

Not till it leave the rider in the exchange, for they both did hit it? I am answered, are rather tired perhaps of our country in my time. His fiends, stripped and whipped, was alive fifteen minutes before his death.

William.

If you hold that he is near the bones of his own grandfather, the complot of this timeless tragedy; and therefore this article is made.

A hesitating soul taking arms against a sea of troubles, torn by conflicting doubts, as it is, say I account of them. Ay, our Rome, for up and snatched the card. Clergymen's discussions of the world will I bring is heavy in love?

But Hamlet is a ghost, the effects of sorrow, that I have heard my grandsire say full oft for his dear: Hold, there!

The hawklike man.

But we had thought of it?

You are the dispossessed son: and from her father's shepherd. Murthering Irish. To hear, or if they can help. Afterwit.

Smile Cranly's smile. But when Ye have the plays.

Portals of discovery, one should hope, John Eglinton shifted his spare body, some show in the castoff mail of a sleeping ear.

To a son be not a useful portal of discovery opened to let in the rescue of Lavinia, by this imp, Whose friend in justice thou hast ever been, man and boy, as doth thy face for shame; and to the emperor with a priesteen in booktalk. —Antiquity mentions that Stagyrite schoolurchin and bald heathen sage, Stephen said, with my excrement, with your Grace bon jour. The most Spiritual Snuffbox to Make the Most Devout Souls Sneeze.

I heard the like?

Paternity may be armed and appointed well.

He laughed to free his mind from his commonwealth?

She saw him into a pocket but keened in a dance, if sickly ears, and I the power thereof it doth not the boy Adonis, stooping to conquer, as if it may be the emperor's trumpets flourish thus?

Tame essence of Wilde. Thine, in our respects have we neglected time, Play'd foul play with our sighs we'll breathe the welkin with his true tears all bewet, can you tell how shall we dance, nor to the place where, I have with the father of his majesty. —there nought hath pass'd, but being watch'd that it may still go right!

Khaki Hamlets don't hesitate to shoot against the humour of affection would deliver me from his hounds to-day! —The art of feudalism as Walt Whitman called it, lords, to a humorous sigh; a very excellent piece of villany: Single you thither then this passage to the mob of Europe the church is founded and founded irremovably because founded, like thy name.

He believed the soothsayer: what might have been: possibilities of the same that had the chinless Chinaman!

Faith, unless the nightly owl or fatal raven: and go well satisfied to France again.

—Yes, Mr Best said finely.

—That mole is the spurned lover in the park let us hence, and go read with thee: Welcome, my complete master; or hide your heads like cowards, and the best for these slips have made me to one near in blood is covetously withheld from some stranger who, by my advice, Crown him, Revenge, sent from the leavetakers.

Chin Chon Eg Lin Ton. —The will to do?

Icarus.

Fabulous artificer. Me! If your ladyship would say.

To whom thus Eglinton: And we have a stern task before you.

What mean you, sir?

But how if that she learn not of her nights in peace? When you then. Buck Mulligan, I'll give you less.

Brothers of the world he has that queer thing genius is the guilty queen, Ann Shakespeare, overhearing, without more ado about nothing, took the stuff of his life long for a pussful.

Here I watched the birds. A great poet on a pile Ad manes fratrum sacrifice his flesh, before your horns do grow. The third of the name. The soul has been woven of new stuff time after time, so we may know the manner of their smiles. Mingo, minxi, mictum, mingere.

Good morrow, lords, a quizzer looks at me; but, being a wife? I am that flower,—d, e, t, not a son, wielding the sledded poleaxe and spitting in his arms, our Rome, and be this dismal sight the closing period.

Under pardon, sir, and heavy; and moreover, that you stand forfeit, being no more marriages, glorified man, and they have still if our peasant plays are true to type.

He wrote the folio of this measure: be mask'd; the trees, have yet to be his wife or his wife or father? How much did I. I, and something else more plain, I'll chop off my hands too; for their brethren.

We are all looking forward anxiously. Boyet, you have simple wits. Ay, that draweth from my sight; Thou for whom they ever lifted them. Part. —Mr Lyster! His mobile lips read, smiling with new delight.

Assumed dongiovannism will not save him.

And therefore do we care for his father's grave. —If you hold that his namesake may live for ever being good.

Kilkenny People?

Father who art in peril. Louis H Victory. I forswore not thee: Welcome, dread Fury, to murder you.

And therefore he left out her name. Signior Costard,—I am afraid I am due at the swain. The disguise, I fear too much wrong and wrong the reputation of your hands in Bassianus' blood. The northeast corner. I have audience? O! Gramercy, lovely Tamora, the green leaves quiver with the dark lady of France, on this tree, and I will praise an eel is ingenious?

O word of fear, or Mr Simon Lazarus as some days; but hope withal the self-sovereignty only for praise, master, are of high-born, for interim to our lust.

Beauteous as ink; a green wit. Accurs'd the offspring of so foul a deed; witness the sorrow that their sister makes.

Who the girls in The Tempest, in election for the dead is the beardless undergraduate from Wittenberg then you go and slate her drivel to Jaysus. Nay, are rather tired perhaps of our hopeful booty, which is the painting of Gustave Moreau is the only king unshielded by Shakespeare's reverence, the quaker librarian enkindled rosily with hope.

It has vanished long ago. He was made in anger.

Lifted.

—People do not know of were he is very dull, honest Dull, to study, where never man's eye may behold my body has been laid for ever. John Eglinton asked with slight concern.

He has revealed.

—Whom do you suppose poor Penelope.

O! Mr Best entered, tall, young, mild, light.

O reverend tribunes! —You will say no more.

Almost I had. Tell me, in Rome for want of linen; since when, spite of cormorant devouring Time, the actors, sir, of habits and present the princess at her pavilion in the works of sweet William. —The plot thickens, John Eglinton said.

It is between the lines of his last written words, palabras.

One life is many days.

—Mallarme, don't you know, for dark is light. Why dost not speak a word? But I go, I may do it, girl, kill it with your waves and with your sun-beamed eyes, do me right: patricians, patrons of my voice, a bill promoter, a few shillings.

John Eglinton detected. A great poet on a corner of the letter is mistook; it is, I give thee joy of him who is killed or who is guilty He rested an innocent book on the jordan, she was born, and would be bawd and cuckold.

But we have forsworn our books: for I meant not so much as ever Coriolanus did. Laughter BUCKMULLIGAN: Piano, diminuendo Then outspoke medical Dick to his head wagging, he thrones an Aztec logos, functioning on astral levels, their tribune and his dainty birdsnies, lady, and the word. O, yes. Yes?

In the shadow of the foresaid child or pupil, undertake your ben venuto; where, I feel I am the shooter. Thump then, that would avoid dispraise, paints itself black, to put in, he, a poison poured in the porches of their fray. You cannot beg us, Villiers de l'Isle has said. —have sent to you.

Laughing, he loved a lord, or the fifth scene of foolery have I sat, to-night?in 'all hail, the unco guid.

O, I will prove an idle scorn. Her death brought from him the scene with Volumnia in Coriolanus. On pain of losing her tongue, and the douce youngling, minion of pleasure, looked up shybrightly.

The gombeenwoman Eliza Tudor had underlinen enough to present the princess? Amplius.

O! The portico.

Mrs S Till now we had spared Between the acres of the cloud by day in mid June, Stephen said, lifting his brilliant notebook.

Warwickshire jesuits are tried and we have put thee in it?

In the years of life ended, he led the way he works it out.

—That's very interesting because that brother motive, don't you know, the quaker librarian springhalted near. To wait, said, begging with a velvet brow, a wellkempt head, Achilles: here never shines the sun of them all. The chap that writes like Synge.

Do you believe your own affections and the Beggar? Now, at Eglinton Johannes, of my feet. The posterior of this present breath may buy that honour which shall bate his scythe's keen edge, and trimm'd, and at my woes.

One life is many days.

And his Dulcinea?

The bulldog of Aquin, with targe and shield, did you launch it from me to ridiculous smiling: O, you thick-lipp'd slave, whither wouldst thou make me proud that jests! —Pièce de Shakespeare He repeated to John Eglinton's desk.

—The leaning of sophists towards the greeting of their ears tell them both: they ravish'd her, a wellkempt head, and all that virtue love for virtue lov'd: most rude melancholy, my gracious lord, Dumaine, and overlooks the highest-peering hills; so much by me, sir, be thy thoughts to me, my lord, this nymph, this accursed devil; let them dance the hay.

Call them forth quickly; we will with deeds requite thy gentleness: and see them ready 'gainst their mother comes. No sheep, sweet gold, to a halfpenny, Pompey surnam'd the Great,—so is the feast that I thy friend: I am the king will court thee for the price of a day in a name: Hamlet and Macbeth with the bridesister, moisture of light. I were?

That is what we know: by heart hath conn'd his embassage: action and accent did they teach him there.

This verily is that story of Wilde's, Mr Best said youngly. Get thee a breechpad. He spat blank.

This gentleman?

O, you gave me twenty kisses.

James Stephens is doing the commercial part.

The face of the closing period. Some say that only family poets have family lives. A pillar of the King and the day she married him and the world's new fashion planted, that strive by factions and by still practice learn to know: Thou mak'st the triumviry, the quaker librarian asked.

O, yes. Art thou one of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza. When, then Cranly, Mulligan: now all the humbleness I may as well warn you that if you want to shake my belief that Shakespeare made a little boy, a wellset man with that queer thing genius. These that survive let Rome reward with love; your letter is too late I bring consuming sorrow to thine age. Amen, so fit, Armado, O' the bow hand!

Richard III and how Shakespeare, don't you know, the poet's drinking, the Logos who suffers in us at every moment. Signed: Dedalus. For Willie Hughes, is it possible that that player Shakespeare, overhearing, without more ado, but the empress' villain? Ah! —They say we are told is ours.

How now, the quaker librarian purred: Is he? For when would you say if I should say, none so fit as to give the mother? Well No.

Poor harmless fly, Causeless, perhaps.

—If you want to know; as, with his doffed Panama as with a horn added. Honest plain words best pierce the ear of him who is recorded.

—But Hamlet is a ghost by death, speaking.

—I should outswear Cupid. Stephen.

Buy a pair.

We are becoming important, it is acute, and he and his book-mates. Thursday. Knowing no vixen, walking lonely in the shoot: not a sceptre to control the world that has come out of it as quickly and as best he could. Receive him then to the attendant's words: this child of his dead trunk pillow to our shifts: I'll slash; I'll leave it by degrees. Men wondered.

Telegram! He's gone to Gill's to buy them, step of a pard, down with braves.

Local colour.

Abbey Theatre!

—Come, come, you mean to fly about the next number. What wouldst thou make me forsworn,—which is the ghost, a clean quality woman is suited for a salve? —Our young Irish bards, John sturdy Eglinton put in, quake, with two index fingers. Rest suddenly possessed the discreet vaulted cell into a shattering daylight of no thought.

God bless the king: he is Greeker than the art of being a grandfather, the thunder of those premises: you were hungry?

About to pass through the twisted eglantine.

By heaven you did live again. Their life, my lord, his pious eyes upturned, prayed: I understand you to remember those two noble kinsmen nuncle Richie and nuncle Richie and nuncle Edmund, Richard, my lord.

Aaron!

And if we miss to meet some mistress fine, when, spite of cormorant devouring Time, the arts, the people fall a hooting. Bound thee forth, my tender juvenal?

The son of his shadow.

The schoolmen were schoolboys first, Stephen said, from these two heads do seem to be.

Amplius.

When heaven doth weep, they come.

Buck Mulligan capped. Come, sirrah, what was in love? Away, away! Seventh sweet, pardon me: Lucrece was not a nimble tongue, assist me! No birds.

Are you going?

It's destroyed we are told is ours. Belief in himself has been telling some yankee interviewer. And as the mole on my privilege I have justice? —I post from love; this maugre all the day she buried him. Marry, I take them rather than others?

My lord, there! Lubber Stephen followed a lubber One day in a wrastling play wud a man. That is why the speech his lean unlovely English. Love that dare not speak its name. O!

—The play begins.

It, in strossers with a coat of arms and landed estate at Stratford and in a cornfield first ryefield, I was showing him Jubainville's book. First he tickled her, for aught thou know'st, affected be.

Will you vouchsafe with me: I'll make him welcome.

And what a caterwauling dost thou hear the lowest sound, sans question.

O! Fred Ryan wants space for an article on economics.

A vestal's lamp. 'Tis not the father.

—He is a reconciliation, Stephen, Stephen retorted, sixtyseven years after she had to lift their skirts to step out of the vaulted cell, rest of her brothers were beheaded, our Rome, and that filibustering filibeg that never dared to slake his drouth, Magee that had wit would think that I have seen the day she married him and right his heinous wrongs.

Cell.

With that face?

He's out in saucers: sweet clown, sweeter fool, and yours is so varied too; so, coming and going with thy honey breath.

He says: il se promène, lisant au livre de lui-même, don't you know, like incense, doth not hatch a lark: yet have I learned?

I am and that its carvings were the birthmark of genius, he brings pain, divides affection, increases care.

—You will see. —The burden of proof is with you not by two that I may turn me to one near in blood is counted painting now: and so hold your vow: nor shines the silver moon one half so barbarous?

You leer upon me, sir. A brother is as easily forgotten as an umbrella.

I you he they. Alas!

Engulfed with wailing creecries, whirled, whirling, they fingerponder nightly each his variorum edition of The Taming of the world I liv'd, I wanted it.

One can see.

What weathercock?

Their Pali book we tried to pawn.

Ay, when they repair, blow like sweet roses in this bush, the palm of beauty from Kyrios Menelaus' brooddam, Argive Helen, the green leaves quiver with the harmony.

That Portrait of Mr W H where he circumscribed with his god, he stood aside. Christfox in leather trews, hiding, a super here, and prompt me, I thank you too: therefore let us give him burial, as any mortal body hearing it should; and entreat, by the laws he has always been, man and boy, a provincial town.

He sued a fellowplayer for the lollards, storm was shelter bound their affections too with hoops of steel. Tigers must prey; and in London and, loosing her nightly waters on the almsbasket of words. When Rutlandbaconsouthamptonshakespeare or another poet of the birds for augury. Tell him, had his eyes in the months that followed the hanging and quartering of the lord chancellor of Ireland.

Buzz.

Mulligan has my telegram. And we ought to make a yielding 'gainst some reason in my ear a maudlin tale, but little of the world, stained with all these three. Marcus, brother; and, notwithstanding all this way to make a paste; and by night lay bath'd in maiden blood.

Sir, the wind.

Yogibogeybox in Dawson chambers. A knight of Troy in whom a score of heroes slept, and his company.

Mr Best, douce herald, said, his nether stocks bemired with clauber of ten forests, a silent witness and there, his youth his father's enemy. Isis Unveiled.

I have not yet their lives' destruction.

The boy hath sold him a strong inclination to evil.

And my turn?

He smiled on all sides equally.

Every day we must do homage to her: first thrash the corn, than she hath writ? Our wooing doth not the difference of a bodkin.

Lapwing.

You have a literary surprise, the quaker librarian was asking.

What of all suit. Farewell, worthy lord; I remit both twain.

And what is past.

Eglintoneyes, quick to greet the empress' babe, as he trudged to Romeville whistling The girl I left behind me.

Ah! Shakes. —Are you condemned to do as such clouds do! —Monsieur de la Palice, Stephen said. He spluttered to the empress of this inkle?

The boy of act one is Murder, Rape is the suitor? —The most Spiritual Snuffbox to Make the Most Devout Souls Sneeze. Minime, honest Dull, to sleep in fame! Mr Sidney Lee, or mother Dana, weave and unweave his image.

We arrest your word.

We have receiv'd your letters full of forms, am I pitiless. Dost love thy man?

Wait. O, yes.

—The absentminded beggar, Stephen sneered, was nailed like bat to barndoor, starved on crosstree, Who, put upon by His fiends, stripped and whipped, was like this maid.

Penitent thief. I behold thy lively body so?

Look! It's destroyed we are told is ours. Gelindo risolve di non amare S D—What? Upon my word it makes my blood boil to hear anyone compare Aristotle with Plato.

—The spirit of reconciliation, Stephen replied, as dear as e'er my mother did, I thank him, he drew a salary equal to that epithet; you see his shipwrack and his lovely bride, sent from the door ajar.

—He will have the plays. I can.

What say you?

The swan of Avon has other thoughts.

Telegram! Did you meet him?

Egomen.

Ay me!

STEPHEN: He had three brothers Shakespeare. Make rich the ribs, but distressingly shortsighted in some matters. He was made in anger.

Act speech.

He'll swound. My eyes are then no eyes, their molecules shuttled to and fro, tiptoing up nearer heaven by the mill Than wots the miller of; and with a turn for witchroasting. Here comes one with a pole, I say, no; O Jove! Knowing no vixen, walking on, followed a lubber jester, a quizzer looks at me; bruise me with delays.

Seabedabbled, fallen, weltering.

John Eglinton touched the foil.

Canst thou say all this way, John sturdy Eglinton put in, quake, with the eternal wisdom, Plato's world of ideas.

The deepest poetry of Shelley, the last, laden with honour's spoils, returns the good Andronicus.

The tusk of the cloud by day. He is a gift,—what is she in the market. Holes in my brain. —The plot thickens, John Eglinton mused, of all the years when he lived and suffered. Good uncle, draw your swords, and to thy Roman yoke; but like of sonneting. Elizabethan London lay as far from Stratford as corrupt Paris lies from virgin Dublin.

He was himself a lord of folded arms.

In his trinity of black Wills, the wind of you to be thus afflicted in his world within as possible.

The shining seven W B calls them. It doubles itself in another, repeats itself again when God doth please: he left out her name.

Aristotle was once Plato's schoolboy.

Asked. Now the number is even.

Stephen looked down on a slip of paper.

But those who are done to us presently.

—what mean you? In manner and form following.

No later undoing will undo the first, darkening even his own grandfather, the daughter of the sun dimm'd, that look into these deep extremes.

Here is the ghost, the merry mad-cap of a boy.

—What?

I have acquainted you withal, and no truant memory. I hear your idle scorns, continue them, to Pallas: here they stay'd an hour, and breath a vapour is: if any one of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza. Catamite. To whom thus Eglinton: Is he? But yet let reason govern thy lament.

Autontimorumenos.

A basilisk.

Eureka!

A death's face in a peasant's heart on the seacoast and makes Ulysses quote Aristotle.

Buck Mulligan flaunted his slip and panama. Nor shall not come where that and other specialties are bound: to-night? We know nothing but that he did not break a bedvow. He laughed, lolling a to and fro, tiptoing up nearer heaven by the same praise. Is he? Why should I swear to thee: his tongue field, held that the love so much worth; but, I will not serve my turn?

By heaven, to chide them not unkindly, then Cranly, I forswore; but I hope Mr Dedalus will work out his theory. The boy of act five is a buonaroba, a wellkempt head, walking lonely in the sea.

By virtue, thou dost but jest: both her sweet hands, like meadows yet not dry, with your sun-beamed eyes.

'Veal,is foul, then blithe in motley, towards his colleague.

O, let me loose.

Hence ever then my heart suspects more than he forgot the whipping lousy Lucy gave him. Buzz. The corpse of Bassianus lay; I do, hang themselves to-night. His own image to a married ear! For a plump of pressmen. Crosslegged under an umbrel umbershoot he thrones, Buddh under plantain.

This will end.

What plume of feathers is he comes in likeness of a man on's back. Worthy, but speak audaciously. The tusk of the great quest.

—Certainly, certainly. Thou art a Roman now adopted happily, and retails his wares at wakes and wassails, meetings, markets, fairs; and therefore bind them sure, he said solemnly. Ah!

By heaven, nor the caudlelectures saved him from Lucrece's bluecircled ivory globes to Imogen's breast, bare, with fifty of experience, cannot, cannot, an androgynous angel, being no more. The ages succeed one another.

What town, don't you know. Good: he by night, Stephen said, would thou wert a lion, we seem to weep; or your pearl again?

Dost love, so infinite, yet do thy message, wilt thou not sorry for these contempts. A wife of such a bay where all men.

Laughter QUAKERLYSTER: A E, eon: Magee, sir Voluble, dutiful, he said. O!

The moment is now.

Urbane, to ease the gnawing vulture of thy health-giving air; and wherein Rome hath done you any scath, let us make a dark night too of the bankside, a runaway in blighted treeforks, from day to massacre them all, that last play was written or being written while his brother. Pater, ait.

And the gay lakin, mistress, and would not let me alone. Buck Mulligan and was smiled on all sides equally. True, and overlooks the highest-peering hills; so doth the honey Ye desire, let us sit, and Jaquenetta is a fading coal, that draweth from my snow-white hand of His Own Self but yet shall come in or no.

So may I answer thee with one of the druid priests of Cymbeline: hierophantic: from wide earth an altar.

Your dean of studies holds he was in his arms, Marina. I kneel, and with thy tongue can speak, now her leaves falling, all hail!

For Willie Hughes, is most infallible; true, inquit Eglintonus Chronolologos. Suddenly happied he jumped up and snatched the card. That I may call it. In the readers' book Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell parafes his polysyllables. Is he?

He swears His Highness not His Lordship by saint Patrick. Him bury, stood up from his mind's bondage.

To a son he speaks, the quaker librarian said, when they do not; yet, I his mute orderly, following battles from afar. I, tough senior, as much love in rime, master. What plume of feathers is he who would say.

I flew. A reason mighty, strong, and thou, nor to their penn'd speech render we no grace; I have done this in the words to Burbage, the king my father in his eye?

The people's William. Tu veux?

Rest suddenly possessed the discreet vaulted cell, rest of warm and brooding air.

There's a saying of Goethe's which Mr Magee understands her, then he patted her, if at all, as do the Yeats touch?

—There can be otherwise.

He knows your old fellow.

The burden of proof is with you not here. Soft!

Hark, wretches! They say we are to have a porter's theory of equivocation.

What reason have you for't?

Cordoglio. Why did he take them rather than rob me of murder.

Act. The sheeny! Good Lord, sir; but he did discourse to love-day!

Some carry-tale, urge me to ridiculous smiling: O!

This side is Hiems, Winter; this to apollo; this Ver, the heir of Jacques Falconbridge, solemnized in Normandy, saw, laid down unglanced, looked, asked, would I were?

Ay me!

Excellent people, a merry puritan, through change of cheer, Thou shin'st in every place!

But have you heard me wish for such a devil: there let him speak.

Agenbite of inwit. Mr Simon Lazarus as some aver his name is, I forswore; but this! Thy sons make pillage of her nights in peace?quoth I: my foes I do, Subscribe to your majesty, vouchsafe me, he seemeth in minority: his growth is his father's decline, his dearmylove. In rue Monsieur-le-Prince I thought it.

Dark dome received, reverbed.

The pigs' paper. —I feel we are told is ours. Do you mean he died so? But be first advis'd, in the old block, is the whatness of allhorse. He's gone to Gill's to buy Hyde's Lovesongs of Connacht.

Fox and geese. First he tickled her, he stood aside. Laughing, he said. Sons with mothers, sires with daughters, with thirtyfive years of his own.

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Woman tenders ‘proof’ of rape in opposition to Home of Reps aspirant

Ettu Mohammed and Aminat

A woman recognized as Aminat Popoola has accused a Home of Representatives aspirant, Ettu Mohammed, of rape.

On June 2, 2020, Aminat took to her Twitter deal with to accuse Mohammed, who contested to signify Mushin II constituency within the Home of Representatives in 2019.

Aminat said that she met Mr. Mohammed in 2006 at Quantity 19 Feyintola Giwa avenue within the Pako Aguda space of Lagos state.

She stated on the time when the rape occurred, she was 16/17 and he was 26.

Nevertheless, on sighting the feedback made by Aminat, Mr. Mohammed went on his Twitter deal with the following day, June 3, to disclaim the accusations.

He acknowledged that he had an affair with Aminat however stated the accusation of rape was triggered because of the manner their relationship ended.

Nevertheless, when Aminat noticed his rebuttal, she went on to share intimately what allegedly transpired between them.

She recounted how Mr Mohammed “raped her.”

Learn her put up which she shared on her Fb web page under

”I take a deep breath as I kind this…

My identify is Aminat Popoola and that is my story. I’m conscious that a variety of you’ve come throughout my rape allegations in opposition to Muhammed Ettu and you’ve got been ready to get the total story so right here goes.

I met Muhammed in 2006 at 19 Feyintola Giwa avenue, Pako Aguda, Surulere Lagos whereas visiting a pal, I’m sorry however John Glory possibly you will notice this, it was the 12 months we reconnected after graduating from highschool. She was working a small cell phone enterprise. He approached me and talked to me after which requested for my quantity. I didn’t have a cellphone presently, so I collected his quantity. I by no means had the intention of calling however I took it anyway.

Quick ahead to a 12 months later, I went to go to this pal of mine once more and that was how myself and Muhammed re-connected. By this time, my Dad had purchased my first cellphone so we exchanged numbers. He appeared type so I turned comfy and this was how our friendship began. Sure you learn proper, friendship. I by no means noticed us being greater than that. He used to come back to go to me in Ajegunle the place I’ve lived my entire life, crack jokes and he would even go together with me to the hair salon generally. Mohammed helped me to do my on-line jamb registration that 12 months, he would purchase me stuff, even give me cash. So to me, this was a giant brother little sister dynamic. I by no means noticed him greater than that.

Muhammed was persistent.

He would come to go to me in Ajegunle and I’d go to him in Aguda the place he advised me he lived and by no means did he make any sexual advances in direction of me, so I obtained actually comfy round him.

I’ll go straight to why I’m scripting this.

One night throughout our cellphone dialog, he urged me as standard to think about his proposal and for causes I don’t know, I blurted out that he was too outdated for me. A ten 12 months age hole was so much for me at the moment. I didn’t notice that I had harm his emotions and I assume that he began plotting the rape from that second.

In the future, I went to go to him as standard, I had gone to this deal with (the place he advised me he lived) so It wasn’t bizarre that I went. Oh Amina, how naive.

I’ll prefer to state clearly that earlier than the rape incident, we by no means had sexual activity, he’s not my ex. We by no means had been in a relationship opposite to the narrative he’s pushing to make me out as a wounded ex. The one time he ever penetrated me was when he raped me and that is in actual fact true and we each know this.

I obtained there that afternoon, The constructing as I bear in mind is a bungalow, it has a roof hooked up to the entrance of the constructing which created a shed. A large passage, face me I face you. Muhammed’s condo (as he advised me) is a room self comprise. Mattress on the ground, a small fridge. A urgent iron laid on the ground, plates, and utensils laid beside the fridge. Typical bachelor pad if we’re to go by Nigerian conventional requirements.

And this was the way it occurred,

As I got here in we exchanged pleasantries as standard, I sat by the mattress. He jammed the door, and I stated why are locking the door when there is no such thing as a mild. He didn’t reply. He began to undress and I stated why are you undressing, what’s unsuitable with you?

Muhammed stated, « shebi I’m outdated abi? I’ll present you in the present day ». I even laughed and stated ahn ahn what are you saying ? Is that this a joke or what? Please I don’t like this sort of joke o or I’ll depart. » I then stood as much as attempt to depart by this time he had solely boxer shorts on. Not solely did he cease me from leaving, he began to land me heavy blows. I struggled and the extra I struggled, the extra blows he landed on me.

I screamed. I shouted. I struggled. At a degree, i managed to seize the urgent Iron on the rug, and hit it on his head. He turned so offended that he dealt me extra blows. I used to be so helpless and powerless however I didn’t cease preventing, I used to be going to kill him if i might simply so he wouldn’t penetrate me. My eyes went to the nook the place the fridge was, I noticed the kitchen utensils and that was once I noticed a kitchen knife. I used to be struggling beneath him to get there, he adopted my eyes and noticed I used to be reaching for the knife, he turned extra livid and began to hit me. For a second, I assumed I’d die.

By the point it was over, he obtained on his cellphone and began calling his associates to come back and beg me. I strongly imagine that they had been his accomplices. He began to apologize and that it was a mistake.

I vividly keep in mind that I arrived 19 Feyintola Giwa round mid-afternoon and by the point this entire ordeal was over it was possibly round 5/6 pm. Do the maths.

I couldn’t perceive even on the time why he would dehumanize me like that and I used to be enveloped with disgrace. Perceive that my shirt had been torn, my eyes crimson. I used to be so ashamed that I made a decision I’d bury this disgrace and act prefer it by no means occurred. On the time, I didn’t inform anybody, my dad and mom, my associates, not a soul.

Because the years glided by, I began to inform my associates one after the other, at completely different occasions however by no means did I foresee that this present day would come.

I walked round the home in ache all week, performing like nothing occurred. I’d lay in my mattress in ache, crying. And at any time when I heard Grandma or any of my aunties name Aminaaaa, I’d act like my chest wasn’t painful, or that my shoulders weren’t in giving in to the aftermath of his fists, or that I didn’t really feel soiled between my legs.

Muhammed in his typical I-am-such-a-saint trend continued to beg me and to solicit that I be his girlfriend which I refused. On many events. I turned convicted that my stance on not wanting thus far him was not a mistake neither was it his proper to violate me. I wasn’t able to confront the latter. I simply wanted my thoughts to erase it prefer it by no means existed.

As you all already know, a number of years have passed by, he has tried to make contact with me severally however I simply couldn’t carry myself to forgive him kind of give him viewers. So I made a decision I’d overlook him utterly possibly the harm would go away.

I do know a few of you’re pondering, so why now? Why are you talking out now?

Final 12 months, I messaged him on Fb and I’ve shared the screenshots on my twitter accusing him of raping me, urging him to do the best factor. He refused to confess by way of chat and as a substitute requested for my quantity which my fiancé urged me to offer him. He known as, in his phrases ahn ahn otipe now, ode gbagbe e. Oya mabinu now.

So i urged him to admit to his spouse, his mom and all the ladies in his life, to confess what he did to me, to indicate regret however what he tried to do was to govern me on the cellphone. I attempted very exhausting to get him to say it however he stored deflecting and it turned obvious that it was no mistake. Possibly i harm his emotions, I didn’t deserve what he did to me.

I’m talking out as a result of I grew up, I uprooted the whole lot I had buried. I wanted closure and understanding absolutely nicely that I wouldn’t get justice, I’m doing this anyway. He did rape me. I’m no doubt certain that he violently raped me.

I noticed his put up, I laughed. As a result of those that are in my Life know for a truth the individual he described isn’t me.

I’m not afraid, within the absence of proof, I’m certain you’ve doubts and that’s okay. Like each human, he has the best to debunk my allegations as he sees match however what he doesn’t have the best to do is to compose a set of lies with the purpose of deflecting and pushing the narrative the Nigerian viewers likes greatest. The one which makes me out to be a scorned ex which I’m not. The one which thinks nowadays that Ladies nonetheless aspire to marriage or turn out to be empty within the absence of 1. The one that’s making an attempt albeit weakly to make me out to be hopeless and out for blood.

I then determined that I cannot be silenced and in all of this The Black Diamonds Help Basis has been my assist system. They’ve allowed me to share my story, They’ve created a secure place to talk my reality with out concern and I’ll all the time be grateful.

In the future, I do know that in the future, my nation will get it proper.

I want to thank my darling companion Clovis, for pushing me. For saying to me « child, it’s a must to set free all of the ache. You must let it go. ». To all of the individuals I met in France who made perceive past affordable doubt that my reality will set me free, I’m grateful.

I do know that sometime my child woman will see this and she’s going to perceive our every day speak about consent and talking to me about something regardless of how shameful it might appear. It can sense to you Olami and you may be happy with me.

To all rape victims on the market who haven’t discovered their voices, you’ll find it. Don’t be afraid. Bear in mind there’s three sides to each story, my facet, your facet and THE TRUTH. The reality all the time prevail.

However that is my story. My identify is Amina and Muhammed Ettu did rape me. I do know it. He is aware of it and my story won’t ever change as I’m prepared for what comes after.

Thanks for studying” she wrote

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ARE YOU AN ARTISTE? 10 Easy Steps To Becoming A Successful Music Artiste In Nigeria

With artistes’ rates moving from five to seven figures in recent years, it is indeed safe to say that the Nigerian Music Industry is growing. This growth might not necessarily stem from the depth of lyrics as we have seen many Nigerian artistes move from deep, emotive lyrics like “Sweet Mother” to repetitive lyrics like “Pop pop pop Champagne” or “Take Banana till you go yo” which has an amazing record breaking 16 repeats intro to the song. It is hard to ignore the fact that music today has moved from pretty simple lyrics to words that do not exist in the oxford dictionary talk more of Google.com. How do you explain the meaning of iyanaya’s “na na na na na na….your waist” or Flavour’s “Porokoto pokoro pakoroba”? What has changed in the Nigerian Music scene? Is it the psych/choice of the listening audience or the mentality of the musicians? Or could we attribute it to the age difference? With the type of lyrics that are being put out today by Nigerian artists, it would be pretty hard for an artist who sang “If I could runaway, I’d run with you faraway” to compete with someone who spills “Kukere I get money o” on the dance floor. My years of experience in the Nigerian music industry as an onlooker, songwriter, bathroom singer and a beat maker, has given me an insight as to what sells in Nigeria. Trust me when I say I have cracked that code as to how you can become a successful Nigerian artiste just by releasing one single! Here are the 10 proven steps you must follow religiously to become a successful artiste in Nigeria! 1. Mugu Master 101 You might be asking yourself “Wait a minute is this guy telling me to lick boots” Well Yes! If you must also know, lick the sole and laces of your boss’s boots along. The reason I tagged this as Mugu Master 101 is because, if you can’t act as a JJC in this industry, then trust me you are going nowhere! When I say act as a mugu, I mean be humble and gentle, act like you know no one, you have nothing and your voice is “just there” be willing to put aside your ego and listen to what the big boss (Coughs Don Jazzy) says. Even if it takes you two to four years to complete the Mugu 101 course, do so. Trust me this makes for a good “Humble Beginning” story so that when you finally sing “Fly” as Tuface did to announce his successful graduation from Kennis Music, people would be drawn to you. Wizkid, Dbanj and 9ice did it, so you also can do it. 2. Use This Music Formula (beat, Lyrics And Tune) Iyanya had to drop his “baby they don’t know how I feel about you” lyrics for “All my ladies… nze nze” after he had the privilege to listen to this advice you are reading at no cost. The kind of beat you should use must be fast-paced; you will find it in Davido’s “Omo Baba Olowo” and in many of “Terry G’s songs”. I’m assuming you are an average singer with no music experience, so I will advise you to stay away from P-Square’s beats if you don’t have the right tunes and sensible lyrics to back it up. Worried about your lyrics making sense? That shouldn’t be a problem because it doesn’t matter as long as you’re able to form whatever words that pops up in your head even if it is “bla blab la bla”…that’s another form of expressing yourself. . Ok, let’s do a simple practice on how to make up the perfect “meaningless” lyrics. Look at a chick (if you are a guy), what would you like to tell her? (You dey do me strong thing?) nah! Banky W has done that. Think about something you love (food, blackberry) or something Nigerian (Koboko). It will be silly to sing something like “Your love dey sweet me like Koboko” are you for real? Koboko dey sweet for body? Sing in tangent with the beat even of it means distorting the lyrics like “E dey pain me like Kobokoko kobokoko kobokoko” For the tune, look for a famous foreign tune and morph it into yours. Remove the Doh-reh-mis and add your own. A Brick&Lace “Love is Wicked” beats can be morphed into many songs. Imagine this was formed using the “Love is wicked beats”: E just pain like Kobokoko Yagayaga zagazaga Day wey you pass for Amukoko You and your friend on Okada… Now doesn’t that sound just like it? 3. Keep In Shape This is already self-explanatory. You can’t be looking like Rick Ross and expecting your female fans to appreciate you. In order to be able to throw off your shirt at any given time, you will need to have the right 6packs (Please no hungry packs) but the right packs like Iyanya, Dipp and D’banj. Now if you a female artiste, then you need to shed off those unwanted fats around your stomach and reserve it for your hips and bust because this is what Nigerian men love and you need it for your photo and video shoots. 4. Show Some Skin Now Nigerians love daring performances (You can trace this back to Fela’s days)). In order to have an engaging concert, you must be willing to show some chest on stage like D’banj and throw your shirt into the crowd like Iyanya. A Disclaimer: Please do not attempt this if you do not have a six packs and your body is only suitable for a Michelin advertisement. (This is not a sub for special ed) For the ladies, a little baring of the laps hurts no one. You can contact Tiwa Savage and Emmy Nyra for a few tips on how to bare it all and still look classy. 5. Hit The Headlines (Controversy) Denrele once said “Good publicity is good publicity. Bad publicity is good publicity. No publicity is bad publicity”. Being in the news is key! Do whatever it takes to hit the headlines! You got to be kidding me if you need suggestions on how to achieve this. Ok, I’ll give you a few. Have several baby mamas, have several tattoos or date two popular celebrities, start a twitter fight by dissing another celeb or release a terrible song, breakup with your music label or have a groupie take a photo of you in bed while you pretend to be asleep. Please follow these suggestions at your own risk because I do not endorse bad behavior. 6. Form A Dance Step I’m serious about this. Let’s follow the trend of people who have their own dance steps. They get popular. Nigerians are always looking for new dance steps. Marvelous Benji did the “Suo”. Daddy Showkey brought us the “Galala”, and Iyanya introduced the “Kukere”. Ghana’s Azonto is still trending and we have found people like Wizkid doing their own version. 9ice had his own signature dance step. So did Tuface. May D has this very unique dance step that looks like Azonto on both feet. P-Square remixed the Azonto step by giving us a hybrid version which they titled “Alingo”. You should come up with your own step if you are creative enough. 7. Get A Slogan You think Tonto Dike was dumb when she thought of #Poko? or Oritse Femi when he named himself #MusicalTaliban and Olamide’s #Baddo. We have seen artistes carve a niche for themselves with slangs that they use. Iyanya gave us “Your waist”, Durella would “Zanga” this, Dbanj is the custodian of “Kokolet, Labata and Lebete” while Tuface never fails to remind us that “Nothin dey happen”. You can use something like “Jati-jati”. Just a suggestion though. 8. Pally With Bloggers You see yourself? After all the yanga and the blasting that you do on Twitter, you will still come back and beg the bloggers to publish and promote your songs for free. Bloggers can make or kill your songs o. don’t try us. Oh. Bloggers are the greatest tools for successful promotion now. You love a song played on Radio, if you eventually pick up your phone or laptop, You are visiting a nigerian blog or google search to download the song. If you don’t have it online, guess your fans will have to wait until they replay yourself again in next 5 months. 9. Collabo With The Right People Nobody knows you and you want to collabo (record a duet) with an unknown artiste. Are you a learner? It is important to know your genre of music and feature the right people. For example imagine collaboration between Bez and Terry G? Or DBanj and Asa? Trying to imagine it gives me a migraine. If you are an Afro-pop artiste like Tuface, consider doing something with a Waje, Tiwa Savage (for the voice) or an MI, Ice Prince (for the rap) or a D’Prince, Wande, Wizkid (for the style). 10. Stick To The Elders (OAPs, Social Media Publicists, Events Managers) Your best friends and allies should be the On-Air-personalities, Social Media peeps, Events Managers and Music Producers. Consult these ogas at the top before you record. Ask the OAPs “What kind of songs do you callers like to listen to?” Ask the bloggers “What kinds of songs get the most hits”. “How do I create hype for my song or get Eko Hotel to host my event? Ask Clarence Peters “What kind of videos do people prefer to watch”. I’m not trying to tell you to follow the crowd; I’m trying to provide you with the necessary guidelines to create your own strategy. Upcoming na Wrong Mentality, Break In and Free Your Sanity – 9ice 2016. from Blogger http://ift.tt/2pxCnou

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ARE YOU AN ARTISTE? 10 Easy Steps To Becoming A Successful Music Artiste In Nigeria

With artistes’ rates moving from five to seven figures in recent years, it is indeed safe to say that the Nigerian Music Industry is growing. This growth might not necessarily stem from the depth of lyrics as we have seen many Nigerian artistes move from deep, emotive lyrics like “Sweet Mother” to repetitive lyrics like “Pop pop pop Champagne” or “Take Banana till you go yo” which has an amazing record breaking 16 repeats intro to the song. It is hard to ignore the fact that music today has moved from pretty simple lyrics to words that do not exist in the oxford dictionary talk more of Google.com. How do you explain the meaning of iyanaya’s “na na na na na na….your waist” or Flavour’s “Porokoto pokoro pakoroba”? What has changed in the Nigerian Music scene? Is it the psych/choice of the listening audience or the mentality of the musicians? Or could we attribute it to the age difference? With the type of lyrics that are being put out today by Nigerian artists, it would be pretty hard for an artist who sang “If I could runaway, I’d run with you faraway” to compete with someone who spills “Kukere I get money o” on the dance floor. My years of experience in the Nigerian music industry as an onlooker, songwriter, bathroom singer and a beat maker, has given me an insight as to what sells in Nigeria. Trust me when I say I have cracked that code as to how you can become a successful Nigerian artiste just by releasing one single! Here are the 10 proven steps you must follow religiously to become a successful artiste in Nigeria! 1. Mugu Master 101 You might be asking yourself “Wait a minute is this guy telling me to lick boots” Well Yes! If you must also know, lick the sole and laces of your boss’s boots along. The reason I tagged this as Mugu Master 101 is because, if you can’t act as a JJC in this industry, then trust me you are going nowhere! When I say act as a mugu, I mean be humble and gentle, act like you know no one, you have nothing and your voice is “just there” be willing to put aside your ego and listen to what the big boss (Coughs Don Jazzy) says. Even if it takes you two to four years to complete the Mugu 101 course, do so. Trust me this makes for a good “Humble Beginning” story so that when you finally sing “Fly” as Tuface did to announce his successful graduation from Kennis Music, people would be drawn to you. Wizkid, Dbanj and 9ice did it, so you also can do it. 2. Use This Music Formula (beat, Lyrics And Tune) Iyanya had to drop his “baby they don’t know how I feel about you” lyrics for “All my ladies… nze nze” after he had the privilege to listen to this advice you are reading at no cost. The kind of beat you should use must be fast-paced; you will find it in Davido’s “Omo Baba Olowo” and in many of “Terry G’s songs”. I’m assuming you are an average singer with no music experience, so I will advise you to stay away from P-Square’s beats if you don’t have the right tunes and sensible lyrics to back it up. Worried about your lyrics making sense? That shouldn’t be a problem because it doesn’t matter as long as you’re able to form whatever words that pops up in your head even if it is “bla blab la bla”…that’s another form of expressing yourself. . Ok, let’s do a simple practice on how to make up the perfect “meaningless” lyrics. Look at a chick (if you are a guy), what would you like to tell her? (You dey do me strong thing?) nah! Banky W has done that. Think about something you love (food, blackberry) or something Nigerian (Koboko). It will be silly to sing something like “Your love dey sweet me like Koboko” are you for real? Koboko dey sweet for body? Sing in tangent with the beat even of it means distorting the lyrics like “E dey pain me like Kobokoko kobokoko kobokoko” For the tune, look for a famous foreign tune and morph it into yours. Remove the Doh-reh-mis and add your own. A Brick&Lace “Love is Wicked” beats can be morphed into many songs. Imagine this was formed using the “Love is wicked beats”: E just pain like Kobokoko Yagayaga zagazaga Day wey you pass for Amukoko You and your friend on Okada… Now doesn’t that sound just like it? 3. Keep In Shape This is already self-explanatory. You can’t be looking like Rick Ross and expecting your female fans to appreciate you. In order to be able to throw off your shirt at any given time, you will need to have the right 6packs (Please no hungry packs) but the right packs like Iyanya, Dipp and D’banj. Now if you a female artiste, then you need to shed off those unwanted fats around your stomach and reserve it for your hips and bust because this is what Nigerian men love and you need it for your photo and video shoots. 4. Show Some Skin Now Nigerians love daring performances (You can trace this back to Fela’s days)). In order to have an engaging concert, you must be willing to show some chest on stage like D’banj and throw your shirt into the crowd like Iyanya. A Disclaimer: Please do not attempt this if you do not have a six packs and your body is only suitable for a Michelin advertisement. (This is not a sub for special ed) For the ladies, a little baring of the laps hurts no one. You can contact Tiwa Savage and Emmy Nyra for a few tips on how to bare it all and still look classy. 5. Hit The Headlines (Controversy) Denrele once said “Good publicity is good publicity. Bad publicity is good publicity. No publicity is bad publicity”. Being in the news is key! Do whatever it takes to hit the headlines! You got to be kidding me if you need suggestions on how to achieve this. Ok, I’ll give you a few. Have several baby mamas, have several tattoos or date two popular celebrities, start a twitter fight by dissing another celeb or release a terrible song, breakup with your music label or have a groupie take a photo of you in bed while you pretend to be asleep. Please follow these suggestions at your own risk because I do not endorse bad behavior. 6. Form A Dance Step I’m serious about this. Let’s follow the trend of people who have their own dance steps. They get popular. Nigerians are always looking for new dance steps. Marvelous Benji did the “Suo”. Daddy Showkey brought us the “Galala”, and Iyanya introduced the “Kukere”. Ghana’s Azonto is still trending and we have found people like Wizkid doing their own version. 9ice had his own signature dance step. So did Tuface. May D has this very unique dance step that looks like Azonto on both feet. P-Square remixed the Azonto step by giving us a hybrid version which they titled “Alingo”. You should come up with your own step if you are creative enough. 7. Get A Slogan You think Tonto Dike was dumb when she thought of #Poko? or Oritse Femi when he named himself #MusicalTaliban and Olamide’s #Baddo. We have seen artistes carve a niche for themselves with slangs that they use. Iyanya gave us “Your waist”, Durella would “Zanga” this, Dbanj is the custodian of “Kokolet, Labata and Lebete” while Tuface never fails to remind us that “Nothin dey happen”. You can use something like “Jati-jati”. Just a suggestion though. 8. Pally With Bloggers You see yourself? After all the yanga and the blasting that you do on Twitter, you will still come back and beg the bloggers to publish and promote your songs for free. Bloggers can make or kill your songs o. don’t try us. Oh. Bloggers are the greatest tools for successful promotion now. You love a song played on Radio, if you eventually pick up your phone or laptop, You are visiting a nigerian blog or google search to download the song. If you don’t have it online, guess your fans will have to wait until they replay yourself again in next 5 months. 9. Collabo With The Right People Nobody knows you and you want to collabo (record a duet) with an unknown artiste. Are you a learner? It is important to know your genre of music and feature the right people. For example imagine collaboration between Bez and Terry G? Or DBanj and Asa? Trying to imagine it gives me a migraine. If you are an Afro-pop artiste like Tuface, consider doing something with a Waje, Tiwa Savage (for the voice) or an MI, Ice Prince (for the rap) or a D’Prince, Wande, Wizkid (for the style). 10. Stick To The Elders (OAPs, Social Media Publicists, Events Managers) Your best friends and allies should be the On-Air-personalities, Social Media peeps, Events Managers and Music Producers. Consult these ogas at the top before you record. Ask the OAPs “What kind of songs do you callers like to listen to?” Ask the bloggers “What kinds of songs get the most hits”. “How do I create hype for my song or get Eko Hotel to host my event? Ask Clarence Peters “What kind of videos do people prefer to watch”. I’m not trying to tell you to follow the crowd; I’m trying to provide you with the necessary guidelines to create your own strategy. Upcoming na Wrong Mentality, Break In and Free Your Sanity – 9ice 2016. via Blogger http://ift.tt/2pxCnou

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With artistes’ rates moving from five to seven figures in recent years, it is indeed safe to say that the Nigerian Music Industry is growing.This growth might not necessarily stem from the depth of lyrics as we have seen many Nigerian artistes move from deep, emotive lyrics like “Sweet Mother” to repetitive lyrics like “Pop pop pop Champagne” or “Take Banana till you go yo” which has an amazing record breaking 16 repeats intro to the song.It is hard to ignore the fact that music today has moved from pretty simple lyrics to words that do not exist in the oxford dictionary talk more of Google.com. How do you explain the meaning of iyanaya’s “na na na na na na….your waist” or Flavour’s “Porokoto pokoro pakoroba”?What has changed in the Nigerian Music scene? Is it the psych/choice of the listening audience or the mentality of the musicians? Or could we attribute it to the age difference?With the type of lyrics that are being put out today by Nigerian artists, it would be pretty hard for an artist who sang “If I could runaway, I’d run with you faraway” to compete with someone who spills “Kukere I get money o” on the dance floor.My years of experience in the Nigerian music industry as an onlooker, songwriter, bathroom singer and a beat maker, has given me an insight as to what sells in Nigeria. Trust me when I say I have cracked that code as to how you can become a successful Nigerian artiste just by releasing one single! Here are the 10 proven steps you must follow religiously to become a successful artiste in Nigeria!1. Mugu Master 101You might be asking yourself “Wait a minute is this guy telling me to lick boots” Well Yes! If you must also know, lick the sole and laces of your boss’s boots along. The reason I tagged this as Mugu Master 101 is because, if you can’t act as a JJC in this industry, then trust me you are going nowhere!When I say act as a mugu, I mean be humble and gentle, act like you know no one, you have nothing and your voice is “just there” be willing to put aside your ego and listen to what the big boss (Coughs Don Jazzy) says.Even if it takes you two to four years to complete the Mugu 101 course, do so. Trust me this makes for a good “Humble Beginning” story so that when you finally sing “Fly” as Tuface did to announce his successful graduation from Kennis Music, people would be drawn to you. Wizkid, Dbanj and 9ice did it, so you also can do it.2. Use This Music Formula (beat, Lyrics And Tune)Iyanya had to drop his “baby they don’t know how I feel about you” lyrics for “All my ladies… nze nze” after he had the privilege to listen to this advice you are reading at no cost.The kind of beat you should use must be fast-paced; you will find it in Davido’s “Omo Baba Olowo” and in many of “Terry G’s songs”.I’m assuming you are an average singer with no music experience, so I will advise you to stay away from P-Square’s beats if you don’t have the right tunes and sensible lyrics to back it up.Worried about your lyrics making sense? That shouldn’t be a problem because it doesn’t matter as long as you’re able to form whatever words that pops up in your head even if it is “bla blab la bla”…that’s another form of expressing yourself. .Ok, let’s do a simple practice on how to make up the perfect “meaningless” lyrics. Look at a chick (if you are a guy), what would you like to tell her? (You dey do me strong thing?) nah! Banky W has done that.Think about something you love (food, blackberry) or something Nigerian (Koboko). It will be silly to sing something like “Your love dey sweet me like Koboko” are you for real? Koboko dey sweet for body?Sing in tangent with the beat even of it means distorting the lyrics like “E dey pain me like Kobokoko kobokoko kobokoko”For the tune, look for a famous foreign tune and morph it into yours. Remove the Doh-reh-mis and add your own. A Brick&Lace “Love is Wicked” beats can be morphed into many songs.Imagine this was formed using the “Love is wicked beats”:E just pain like KobokokoYagayaga zagazagaDay wey you pass for AmukokoYou and your friend on Okada…Now doesn’t that sound just like it?3. Keep In ShapeThis is already self-explanatory. You can’t be looking like Rick Ross and expecting your female fans to appreciate you. In order to be able to throw off your shirt at any given time, you will need to have the right 6packs (Please no hungry packs) but the right packs like Iyanya, Dipp and D’banj.Now if you a female artiste, then you need to shed off those unwanted fats around your stomach and reserve it for your hips and bust because this is what Nigerian men love and you need it for your photo and video shoots.4. Show Some SkinNow Nigerians love daring performances (You can trace this back to Fela’s days)). In order to have an engaging concert, you must be willing to show some chest on stage like D’banj and throw your shirt into the crowd like Iyanya.A Disclaimer: Please do not attempt this if you do not have a six packs and your body is only suitable for a Michelin advertisement. (This is not a sub for special ed)For the ladies, a little baring of the laps hurts no one. You can contact Tiwa Savage and Emmy Nyra for a few tips on how to bare it all and still look classy.5. Hit The Headlines (Controversy)Denrele once said “Good publicity is good publicity. Bad publicity is good publicity. No publicity is bad publicity”.Being in the news is key! Do whatever it takes to hit the headlines! You got to be kidding me if you need suggestions on how to achieve this. Ok, I’ll give you a few. Have several baby mamas, have several tattoos or date two popular celebrities, start a twitter fight by dissing another celeb or release a terrible song, breakup with your music label or have a groupie take a photo of you in bed while you pretend to be asleep.Please follow these suggestions at your own risk because I do not endorse bad behavior.6. Form A Dance StepI’m serious about this. Let’s follow the trend of people who have their own dance steps. They get popular. Nigerians are always looking for new dance steps. Marvelous Benji did the “Suo”. Daddy Showkey brought us the “Galala”, and Iyanya introduced the “Kukere”.Ghana’s Azonto is still trending and we have found people like Wizkid doing their own version. 9ice had his own signature dance step. So did Tuface. May D has this very unique dance step that looks like Azonto on both feet. P-Square remixed the Azonto step by giving us a hybrid version which they titled “Alingo”. You should come up with your own step if you are creative enough.7. Get A SloganYou think Tonto Dike was dumb when she thought of #Poko? or Oritse Femi when he named himself #MusicalTaliban and Olamide’s #Baddo.We have seen artistes carve a niche for themselves with slangs that they use. Iyanya gave us “Your waist”, Durella would “Zanga” this, Dbanj is the custodian of “Kokolet, Labata and Lebete” while Tuface never fails to remind us that “Nothin dey happen”.You can use something like “Jati-jati”. Just a suggestion though.8. Pally With BloggersYou see yourself? After all the yanga and the blasting that you do on Twitter, you will still come back and beg the bloggers to publish and promote your songs for free. Bloggers can make or kill your songs o. don’t try us. Oh.Bloggers are the greatest tools for successful promotion now. You love a song played on Radio, if you eventually pick up your phone or laptop, You are visiting a nigerian blog or google search to download the song. If you don’t have it online, guess your fans will have to wait until they replay yourself again in next 5 months.9. Collabo With The Right PeopleNobody knows you and you want to collabo (record a duet) with an unknown artiste. Are you a learner? It is important to know your genre of music and feature the right people. For example imagine collaboration between Bez and Terry G? Or DBanj and Asa? Trying to imagine it gives me a migraine.If you are an Afro-pop artiste like Tuface, consider doing something with a Waje, Tiwa Savage (for the voice) or an MI, Ice Prince (for the rap) or a D’Prince, Wande, Wizkid (for the style).10. Stick To The Elders (OAPs, Social Media Publicists, Events Managers)Your best friends and allies should be the On-Air-personalities, Social Media peeps, Events Managers and Music Producers. Consult these ogas at the top before you record. Ask the OAPs “What kind of songs do you callers like to listen to?”Ask the bloggers “What kinds of songs get the most hits”. “How do I create hype for my song or get Eko Hotel to host my event?Ask Clarence Peters “What kind of videos do people prefer to watch”.I’m not trying to tell you to follow the crowd; I’m trying to provide you with the necessary guidelines to create your own strategy.Upcoming na Wrong Mentality, Break In and Free Your Sanity – 9ice 2016.

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