#her mind... HER MIND!!🤯🤟

[toxicanonymity]

Been contemplating submitting this for a while but I finally decided it’s too good of a co incidence to not share with you.

I have this super old ‘the velvet underground’ t shirt from H&M that eventually turned into a sleep shirt. It has multiple tiny tears in it and one big one right over the chest. Yes, my boob does end up downright falling out of it. It’s so soft I refuse to throw it away. My dad saw it in the laundry when I was visiting home and best believe I got a lecture about it. But now it’s forever associated with my Daddy Slasher Joel in my mind and so I’m never gonna throw it away. It existed long before daddy was born but the big tear appeared literally a week before I read the OG slasher Joel fic, and a few weeks before part two came out. I legit remember thinking “oh haha, it’s torn like my shirt” when he handed her the laundry in part two. I’m delulu for this man so to me it’s a sign lol.

Luv y’a Daddy. And love you toxic, you bless us with these amazing creations of yours.

straight out of slasher!Joel's laundry

I'M SHOOK 🤯🤯🤯 I LOVE THIS FOR YOU. I would never get rid of it either!!! Love you too 🤟 🥹

Joel's Camper - Midnight Blow

[phoenixshine]

Fun fact: Village Roadshow has sued Warner Bros. for sabotaging the film's theatrical profits by releasing it simultaneously on HBOMax (a horrendous move, in my opinion, which could potentially have been fueled by the constant burn against them in Resurrections, as seen on this brilliant scene above). Warner Bros. has responded that they never promised an exclusive theatrical release for M4, therefore there is no ground for such lawsuit. The ridiculousness of it all is that WB is at loss here anyway, because had they released the film in cinemas only, the Box Office (which dudebros complain about and turn to in order to accuse the film of being bad) would have had significantly bigger figures, which means more money for them. If anyone has to sue anyone, then WB should be suing themselves for making this stupid decision.

Meanwhile, while all the money seeking companies fire gunshots at each other, Lana Wachowski and co. are probably still cheering the fact that they got paid millions to create the most perfect fix-it canon coffeeshop AU in cinematic history.

THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS | 2021, dir. Lana Wachowski

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