#her latest drama is that she slept with a married german man (who supposedly has an 'open marriage') and immediately fell in love | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

biblicalhorror · 10 months ago

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Sometimes I'll just be minding my own business at my boring office job and my paleontologist bestie will send me a video of her starting chemical fires in the museum workyard and I'm just supposed to go on with my day

#she has such 'your unemployed friend at 1 pm on a Tuesday' energy #but she is a museum curator and published academic professional #her latest drama is that she slept with a married german man (who supposedly has an 'open marriage') and immediately fell in love #im skeptical about him not because hes non monogamous but because apparently he did not use protection #which to me seems like the most bare minimum ground rule for any kind of nonmonogamy that would involve casual sex #also recently she got hit by a semi truck and managed to only break her wrist #she stresses me tf out #but also without her i would be actually working on this sales comparison appraisal so

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