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Oh, good. For household management reasons, I needed to have a dog gate that I was very sure that Matilda couldn't scale. The last one was 36" high and she vaulted it every time she heard my car coming home.
I have found the gate. Even being certain she was missing out on human backyard fetch time could not get her over the top of this sucker.
It's a full 48" tall. I can rest my chin on this bad boy while standing. And I know she can't get over this one because she looked at it and when she thought humans were going to the yard without her, she tried.
Ah, Tilly, never change.
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somehow this week is 3 hours long and these little pockets of time i have to scroll and be silly are being consumed with chess. i'm afraid i am developing a new (old) hobby.
#i think it was a few days ago that a poll about chess was circlilating#(yes that was intentional)#and that kinda stuck with me. i downloaded the chess app like 2 days ago and have been playing a fair bit#winning rate is about 80% so!! not so bad!!#(yes i'm still on easy mode but 🥺 haven't played in years so)#before anyone asks - no i have not seen queen's gambit. no i have no interest. i'm sure it's great. still a no.#i feel like a grandma cus my only phone games are sudoku / chess / solitaire#and that colour puzzle game with the little hue squares#everything else i play gets deleted in less than a week#anyways. today i was thinking of Daniel from the House of the Rising Sun post. my cute 70s heartthrob with the cool jacket#i think i'm gonna watch an episode of that tonight. not sure i wanna pick it up during the car ride or a few days later#(this is your sign to treat your mind scenarious like different tv shows 💙 it may not be the healthiest coping mechanism#but i'd rather think about cool vintage bars and hot guys than listening to all the negative stuff swirling around 👍)#anyways x 2. today was my mom's birthday and i made a really cute chocolate cake. i don't usually go for just choccy but it's her fav so.#i need to decorate my acnh island for halloween. and read so much stuff. augh#darya talks to herself
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Mental health shit is kicking my ass but at least I have my silly guys
#keese draws#eternal gales#oc art#oc#my birthday is in a few days btw wish me luck#I’m trying to be excited best I can but yknow#I’m hoping that my friends and family do a good job at distracting me from the horrors for all that#which I’m sure they will they do a great job at keeping me from losing my shit on days like that#we’re going to eat good food and play games and it’s going to be fun and I’ll be happy#just need to hold out and not freak out too much in the meantime lol#but yeah I’ve been considering tweaking a couple of the staliens antennae recently#hence the mason#but I’m not sure if I’ll commit#most of the cast has fairly distinct antennae from eachother with mason being the main problem child to me#if I was willing to draw more detailed antennae then I’d go absolutely ham with everyone’s antennae but I’m not so#I’m mostly thinking abt this because I drew odile as a stalien a few days ago and gave her some fancy antennae#in my minds eye her antennae are Huge and she uses the to help read carved languages#the actual main stalien cast have very normal not noteworthy antennae except for sorta beats but having two pairs isn’t even that uncommon#but admittedly I am half tempted to try giving one of them huge antennae simply because it’d be fun to draw#but none of them rly fit the bill for that except maybe butter but they already have long ass ears they don’t need both#I should rly go fill out everyone’s toyhouse bios at some point I did like two or three a few weeks ago then gave up#and I didn’t even do any of the staliens I think I just did aris and sier#I also need to fix their mini playlists I have on their profiles but that can wait#anyways I now need to do some fun 2 am cleaning I was supposed to do hours ago#I got distracted drawing
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ny ex wants to make plans with me this week to get drinks which means I should get her a birthday present
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never ever wanna get dating apps again. love love love meeting people in person. it's so wonderful.
#it's GIRF (girlfriend) or NOTHING#my b-day is in t-minus a week boys#the bday party is this weekend#the girlfriend plan by birthday flopped a bit n that's okay#i just know if i don't find her in person we chilling then#but FUCK DEM APPS 4ever. and ever#waittt i do have someone i gotta get back to#idk that 2 week period around a month n some change ago where i tried dating apps again reinforced i dont wanna do it anymore#give me something REALLLLLLLLLL#mew#cat chat
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it’s my dogs birthday tomorrow omg i forgor! she will be 14!!!
#knocking on wood and also not to get teary in the tags but. we had a huge scare like. nearly 2 months ago with her and it was like nothing#i had ever felt and we didn’t even think she was gonna make it to the end of that week but. she’s always been stubborn. and she ama3#*she amazed the vets and Recovered when we thought she wouldn’t and she’s still Here and my baby girl even if for a little longer and i’m#just so glad to have her little oupy birthday with her this year when i literally thought i wouldnt#and she’s doing well!!!!!! better even! which is insane!!!!!!
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has 1 day to find live entertainment for a birthday date celebration
nothing going on at the venues i look at bc ya know. random tues.
found one! but don't finalize ticket purchase
confirm plans with gf
they are now sold out 🙃🫠
#pls random independent cultural center let us attend your music 🙏#i've been to a show there before its a VERY artsy community based chill place so IM HOPING#but also feel terrible bc i don't want to come to her like. sorry babe. fucked up. we can do this art market instead and rhizome later??#its not really Birthday-y but also her birthday was 3 weeks ago (she was traveling)#and mine's in 2 weeks and we'll be going camping together so idkkkkkkk#we're not like. an instagram couple.#not spn
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i know my friend is really bad at answering texts but at this point it feels like shes ignoring me. 😐
#we havent had a call in. at least 5 months#we were supposed to have one in nov but she never answered. she doesnt pick up or text after i try calling#i texted her 2 weeks ago if she could call and she hasnt answered.#she did text me for my birthday and it was sweet but i feel. kinda pissed off and sad rn#bc shes posting on ig a bunch. and responding to ppls comments. so why the fuck not my texts#ughhhh whateverrrrrr. kills myself i guess#i have very few friends i am extremely close with. whatever
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i hate kids' birthday parties so much lol
so much noise and everything is so overwhelming
i'm just gonna hide out in the yard until things quiet down
#i felt obligated to be here since it's my niece's first birthday but holy shit i cannot handle all this#i was here for her actual birthday 2 weeks ago#i should've pretended to be sick or dead
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this year so far
#tw death#once again saying things into the void on here bc i dont know where else to say it#went on a trip for a couple days for my moms birthday a couple weeks ago now#they called to tell us my dads dialysis had pretty much stopped working shortly after we were got there#insurance gave us 4 days notice to find somewhere for him to go (2 of which we were 1200 miles from home)#also was told by the place I work at i am not needed until further notice the same day#so I have no source of income until they get the necessary machine fixed and even then I am skeptical they will say to come back#since dialysis stopped working he had to be moved to hospice#which was a week ago now#so he has very little time left#my half brother and his wife came to visit him a couple days ago#now his brother is here from another state#and we took them to eat at the place they’ve always gone when they are here for as long as I can remember#on the way there we were told my grandmother was taken to the hospital in an ambulance#they don’t know what is wrong with her yet but she is 94 so her being not ok either is very plausible#we are only like 3 weeks into the year and I’ve already been soft laid off my grandmother could be dying and my dad is dying#I feel like I have been seconds away from having a complete panic attack for a week#packing up and cleaning out the assisted living (he only ended up being at 3 months) felt so wrong#it was his coffee mug and green cup of all things that got to me most#he always had them#and knowing he would never use them again#I bought his dog a new name tag today#so it has a tag when we give it to them to put in the casket with him#and i almost cried in a fucking petsmart#and now I’m here over sharing on the internet about it bc if I do not keep myself distracted I will just get more nauseous and cry more#delete later
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oh twt is just straight up down rn. awesome
#hi i havent been posting on here much but i got p5r 4 my birthday like 2 weeks ago n have been obsessively livetweeting it since#as of the beginning of the third palace i am deeply obsessed w yusuke 👍 extremely predictable choice of me ik#but he is just so intriguing 2 me. the failgirl autism the insane amounts of gaycoding the barely repressed murderous intent#his whole dilemma abt madarame. all wrapped up in a blue hair n pronouns package i think he was made in a lab 2 torment me specifically#i also feel like im rly gonna like makoto a lot but idk much abt her yet past her awakening#bun.txt
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it’s a sad sad day when you have to list your signed taylor stuff because you literally have NO money (on account of not having a job, #lol) because i’m about to make a listing for the 7 signed midnights inserts i have because i literally have no other choice even though i’d rather jump off a bridge than part with my signed taylor stuff 😭😭😭
#i hate looking at my signed folklore bc she Knows i’m trying to sell her and i’m so sad about it#i don’t wanna do it either!!!#ive already listed like 40 funkos on mercari and gonna list more too#i’m fr listing half the shit i own because i have NO source of income at ALL and my credit card companies are hounding me and i’m fielding#their calls and i know i should just answer and explain that i don’t have a job as of a month ago but i’m also scared bc what if they say#too bad so sad u still gotta pay us??? which okay valid#ITS NOT THAT I DONT WANNA PAY ITS THAT ALL MY ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY NEGATIVE#so this money id be making i wouldn’t even get to USE#it’s all just towards debt#but i gotta do it bc i can’t afford to NOT#and in 2 weeks when i’m back from san diego with my friend for her birthday (she’s paying but also wtf i can’t even help???)#i will be getting a job i’ve been applying and looking and will try to have one within 2-3 weeks#but then that’s STILL about a month out from ANY paycheck i would get#sooooo selling ALLLLLL my stuff it is the#then*
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Photo taken during climate action protest in Canberra, January 2020, featuring another of ScoMo’s tone deaf quotes - ‘thankfully we’ve had no loss of life’ - from that ill-fated small town PR tour.
"Yes, two, that's quite right. I was thinking about firefighters really," said Morrison, before expressing his "sincere condolences" for the 27 lives lost during the ongoing disaster.
Officially, 33 people were ultimately killed directly by fires that summer with another estimated 445 people dying from smoke inhalation.
Meanwhile the PM fucked off to Hawaii on holiday.
I am still incandescent with rage.
I just spent some time scrolling through this blog and am suffering from sever laughter. Thanks so much for collating the countries craziest moments. One of my favourites is when Scott Morrison was in Hawaii while the bushfires where burning.
December 2019: As Australia's east coast is engulfed in the worst bushfires in living memory, rumours begin to circulate that Australia's Prime Minister Scott Morrison may have secretly fucked off for a holiday in Hawaii.
Keep in mind, this is what is going down in Australia at the time:
The Hawaii rumour is initially written off as a fringe conspiracy, because surely nobody could be that fuckin tonedeaf, and it was quickly forgotten about... until an Australian man visiting Hawaii UPLOADED A SELFIE ON THE BEACH WITH THE PM THROWING A SHAKA.
At which point all hell broke loose.
Overnight the formerly popular "Scomo" became the most despised man in all of Australia. Think "firefighters shouting out of their windows to news cameras" level of despised.
After about two days of radio silence and pretending like he was still at home running the country, the Prime Minister's handlers finally dragged him onto call with an Australian radio station, where he pinky promised to return to Australia as fast as he could in an attempt to calm things down.
Unfortunately Scott's empathy consultant (a real job) then had to watch Scott pour more gasoline on the dumpster fire by uttering the now famous phrase "Look I don't hold a hose mate" when asked by the radio interviewer why the fucking fuck the fuckhead wasn't fucking in Australia doing his fucking job during a massive fucking crisis.
Testing just how much worse things could get, Scomo then proceeded to NOT rush back to Australia as promised, instead attempting to complete the rest of his holiday, a fact that was exposed when a passerby snapped a picture of him still lounging on the beach two days later.
Eventually, holiday complete, Morrison did reluctantly slink back to Australia, and in an attempt to calm things down, he decided to pay a visit to a small town that had been destroyed by the fires.
Which was a big mistake.
Scomo still had not registered how absolutely and totally he had screwed the poodle with his Hawaiian beach vacation, and he walks into what is now taught in PR classes as one of the greatest examples of "what not do do in a crisis" in all of history.
Scotty from Marketing, as he is now dubbed by the nation, spends a painfully cringe-inducing hour wandering around a burned down town with TV news cameras in tow, having to FORCE PEOPLE TO SHAKE HIS HAND in what is some of the most awkward footage you will ever see.
At this point it's probably also worth mentioning that, before becoming Prime Minister, Scott Morrison's biggest claim to fame in politics was being the guy that was so far up the coal lobby's arse that he literally brought coal into parliament and waved it around, claiming it doesn't hurt people.
So when a protest was organised it turned out to be one big national fuck you to the Prime Minister, the likes of which the world has never seen before or since.
Needless to say, at this point Scomo's career was dead in the water, but thanks to the rules brought in to stop Australian political parties from knifing their leader every two weeks (a popular Aussie passtime) Morrison basically couldn't get fired until after the next election.
And so, when the election rolled around in 2022, we decided that was an opportune time to travel over to Hawaii to erect this bad boy tribute to the Prime Minister, on the very beach where Scomo had sat and drank margaritas that one fateful week in December as Australia burned (thanks to @chaser for funding the ticket)
#I hope he fucking chokes#I feel like the rest of the world didn’t and still doesn’t really understand what we meant by ‘australia burned’#like literally 2/3 of the country was on fire#I cannot articulate or overstate the scale and just how devastating these fires were#I lived through the 2003 Canberra bushfires (when 70% of the ACT burned to the ground)#and my understanding of bushfires has been shaped by that event since I was eight years old#Back then I had closeup view of the flames encircling our home from all directions as burning leaves fell from a midday sky dark with smoke#and mobs of kangaroos fled the flames down our suburban street in droves#standing on our deck with my mum watching flames creep into the valley before of us while simultaneously racing down the hill behind us#and asking her if we were going to die while my sister's ill-timed 13th birthday party was ensconced inside#all glued to the emergency broadcast radio. Trapped in our home as their own families were evacuated without them#every one of those 13yr old birthday party guests' families were ordered to evacuate that night.#that is one experience of one bushfire that lasted 5 days 20 years ago—#and in the 2019-20 Black Summer bushfires I am telling you that 2/3 OF THE COUNTRY WAS ON FIRE FOR MONTHS.#that is millions of people going through that same terror and horror#supply chains were broken up and down the east coast.#for foreigners: the East Coast has the highest population density in the country#there was barely any food on the north-nsw/south-qld coast for weeks. What was there was extremely expensive#my brother (a poor student) in Brisbane told us he was living off dry cornflakes and carrots because it was all he had left#petrol couldn’t be transported safely to the effected regions (because... highly flammable liquid) even when the roads weren't on fire#so when people were told to evacuate. to get out because it wasn’t safe.#that they would lose their homes and livelihoods and if they didn’t get the fuck out of there right then they might also lose their lives#— and then there was no petrol to fuel their cars.#There was no way out without carrying what few belonging they could in their arms and literally running#and that’s not including fuel for generators when the powerlines burned down.#Hospitals given priority to fuel but still with rolling brownouts#Last bastions of community huddled together in evacuation centres in the dark without power#sometimes without running water when the pumps/pumping stations lost power#admist THIS crisis Scott Morrison - Prime Minister of the fucking country - decided to take a holiday to Hawaii#because he ‘didn’t hold a hose mate’
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have to leave for my sisters birthday dinner soon and i am so mf tired i do not want to go
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worst day ever
#marian cant bring me home bc she gad 2 take her suster to the er Not her fault thats fjne brenda left 2 hours ago dee has a date nee is in#thailand rn dajs car is too bad 2 get us all th way to my house but she said she might be able to trade cars eith her server friend bc her#server friend has a good car The server friend took her husbands truck today (btw crazy bc this girl turned 18. like last week. what ???#maybe im misremembering and she said boyfriend....) and her husband/bf doesnt let other people into his truck And greg isnt here today so#he cant guve me a ride. idk where new girl natasha lives but 1. im rly mad at her rn like less mad than i was earlier but still frustrated#2. she doesnt get off until 6. so basically i have to pay 40 dollars for a fuckjng uber which completely negates rhe fact thag today i got#time and a half bc half is like 45. so fuck everything on this planet. Nd im gonna kms too.#but its fine. earlier this week i did get a ride from marian jnstead of $20 lyft so ig that cancels out a little bit but i also got my#stupid walmart order and it is stuff j need like body wash hand sanitser hand soap. but i also got christmas stuff and now i feel stupid#for getting fucking christmas stuff even tho i only ordered it bc i wanted 2 make sure it got here b4 the 2nd bc the 2nd is my grannys#biethday and we always went to her house to decorate her tree on her birthday bc she loved christmas. and basically fuck everuthing#and i jiss my granny and i wish i didnt live in fuckinf washington
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