#help this has been in my head for weeks now ... didnt know it would be angst tho lawl

[wei--wuxian]

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[lizandbo]

hi:)

could i request a scenario with mha boys where the reader is midsize and she is a foodie. she like cooking in the dorm kitchen, but her bf notices her not cooking as much and feeling self-conscious. srry if it sounds stupid :) <3

OML NO IT DOEST SOUND STUPID I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AHHHH

thankyou for requesting<333 i literally squealed when someone actually requested something :,) sorry if its long tho lol

Masterlist

if you wanna request other things go ahead!

katsuki

Since you like to cook and katsu is good at cooking, yall can have lil dinner dates yk?

anyways yeah katsuki doesnt care if you eat like 6-8 times a day n make a lot of food

whatever makes you happy and comfy is what he wants for you

Usually you make food for the two of you in the afternoons, a mini date(?)

he spots you in the dorm kitchen and makes his way over to you; snaking his arms around your plush waist, putting his head on your neck

Katsu observes the food that your stirring rn and goes:

“Are you making a plate for yourself y/n?”

“Yeah..?”

“Why’s it such a small damn batch then?”

“Im just… I guess im not that hungry today”

“Damn nitwit you think I dont notice? yesterday you only ate itty bitty snack. now today your portion of the food is rat sized shit”

he left the silence for you to answer, which you didnt really wanna answer since katsuki would quite literally explode if you told him the truth

“Theres nothing to worry about i just kinda got off tack the last two days ig”

“…fine”

the next couple days hasnt been any better

he saw you scrolling through tumblr, but around this time you were eating or at least both at the same time

“y/n stop fucking with me”

you: 😀❓

“tf do you mean”

“Im not blind y/n you stopped eating, this isnt like you”

he was practically towering over you while you were sitting on the bed

Kat stared in the middle of your gorgeous soul

“speak damnit..”

“… do you like me this way?”

“What?”

“Like.. big? and i know eating all the time wont help either”

“This is the most dumbassery I've ever encountered in my whole life, it doesnt matter to me if you are bigger than most people. the only damn thing that matters is the person who you are in the inside… im not tryna be sappy damnit”

katsu crossed his arms “now, were going to eat your f/f whether you like it or not” he grabbed your hand and dragged you to the kitchen to have a lil dinner/ cooking date

throughout the dinner/cooking date he said lil reassuring words to you to help out your insecurity

kirishima

^ this is basically how he acts after sparring

Kiri hugs you from the back placing gentle kisses on your neck, going up down n across the nape

the gesture tickles you a bit, scrunching your shoulders up a bit

he squeezes you, loving the way that your whole body feels like a pillow

“How about we go out and eat today?”

“But its really expensive, i can just make something quick for you”

Kiri squishes you even more and basically hops on the couch with you still in his arms “but we can get all the food that we want tho!”

All you wanted to do is just run away, laser all the fat off and just be done with it and feel like a ‘normal’ person, without feeling like your being judged all the time

“Yeahh but we can also eat something… more healthy”

“but you always love to eat with me! whats wrong?”

“Idk i just dont feel like it today”

“Its ok, somedays are just like that”

he kisses you quickly and yall stay and cuddle there for a bit

eventually you guys pick up some snacks together

even just picking out something or mentioning food just makes you go uneasy and eiji notices

for the whole week you havent been doing your normal cooking, just simple quick snacks after school and avoiding eating out

kiri realizes he has to do something bout this

“hey baby?”

you were sitting at the table, scribblin things down

“did you eat today?”

“Yeah i ate some cereal and thats about it”

😐 “baby no you gotta eat more, why dont you cook for us!”

you continued scribbling

“But i dont need to eat more do you even know what i look like??”

“Yes i do and its a wonderful sight”

“Eijiro no”

“Eijiro yes!”

“wtf is wrong with you kiri”

“I look like a bloated walrus or a whale about to explode”

“No you do not look”

he squat down to your tummy, lifted the fabric that was covering it kissed it a bunch of times n nuzzling and everything

your cheeks got heated really fast by the action

he looked up to you “see? you got nothing to be ashamed of, its a really nice pillow” he went to your chest and nuzzled that too “and heres your really sweet personality”

he hugs you really tightly and kisses at the crown of your head and his hands goes to your cheeks and squishing them too

“your so cute, you know that?”

“Shush”

yall ended up cooking together, mostly you tho

“Your like a wizard in the kitchen!”

“And your the goblin that never learned how to cook”

“Damn y/n ig someones grouchy”

after yall are done making the food he spoonfed you, making sure that you felt loved and understood

[tokkiotears]

Angsty unrequited love with Druig? Reader has had enough of seeing him with Makkari so she runs away and no one can find her for like a thousand years and it breaks their heart until it’s time for them to reunite? Reader doesn’t talk to him at all because he makes her anxious. Any time the others ask why she left she avoids answering until one day it causes an argument and she admits she loves him and he’s like “makkari and I haven’t been together in ages, it didn’t work out because I loved YOU”

note: omfg here were are. i need to work on college so bad but this request was heavy on my mind. i didnt rly include that they were all reuniting but more just that he was looking for her

pairing: druig x (f)eternal!reader

summary: youve been tormented by unrequited love for thousands of years and though you never expected it , one day druig shows up at your doorstep

warnings: angst, mentions of alcohol, not proofread

wc: 1.7k

Fall always felt so lonely. It didn’t help that you had completely isolated yourself from everyone that you knew. It had been at least two hundred years since you had seen any of the other Eternals - and even then it was a five-minute chance encounter with Ikaris and Sersi. Sersi tried to keep you for conversation, but even seeing the two together was a bitter reminder of your misfortune.

Nowadays, you didn’t go out much. A historical library in Edinburgh needed an expert to take care of the most fragile and valuable books, so there you were. A picture-perfect candidate for the job. They didn’t know you were there when the books were written, but that was on a need-to-know basis (which they did not). You had a small apartment that looked out into the gorgeous old gothic architecture of the city.

About once a week, you’d walk to the local grocer and pick up food. The owner was a sweet lady named Marie, who you had watched grow since she was a young girl. Occasionally, she would bring you fresh baked goods and the two of you would catch up. She knew about your one and only love. Whose name you hadn’t spoken in decades. Some days you thought you were over him or at least getting there. Those days were always quickly crushed when you’d have reminiscent dreams where he’d visit you. When it was really bad, you’d go weeks without sleep - avoiding him and his blue eyes.

That’s what was happening now. The night was escaping between your fingertips, the city still murmuring with life below. Rain pattered on the window panes, blurring the city lights into little droplets. You push your hair out of your face, letting out an exasperated sigh. There was no possibility of you falling back asleep, so you decided to drag yourself out of bed and to the window seat in your living room.

You drape a blanket over your legs, leaning your head against the cold glass.

There is a pub, just a few doors down across the street that you watch. The way that the people mingle, walk, flirt, argue, it is all you can focus on. Just watching how the humans act. On more than one occasion, your brain tries convincing you that a gentleman on the street looks awfully similar to him - or that maybe it is.

A small piece of white paper catches your eye. It is tucked between the cushion you’re sitting on and the windowsill. You tug on it, revealing a worn envelope. The corners were bent and browned with age.

Your name is written in ancient roman on the front, an indicator of age. You must have stashed it here when you first arrived because you didn’t remember what it was.

Gently, you unfold it. There is faded ink on it - a message you can only decipher bits of.

‘Tried reaching you’

‘I wish to speak’

‘Makkari and I’

‘Druig’

Your fingers fold the paper up, a wave of numbness washing over your skin. It escapes your fingers, falling to the floor.

You let out a grim laugh. It was always just your luck. To have everything kicked up in your face. The universe really didn’t want you to be happy. To fall in love with someone who loved you the same.

There weren’t even tears left inside of you to cry.

What was the point of all this? Why were you sent here? Why did you fall for him?

Was there even a purpose?

“Ugh,” You drawl, rubbing your face with your palms, “Enough moping for one day.”

Throwing the blanket onto the couch, you stand up, pull on the university sweater you had worn to death, and throw on a cap. You snatch your purse, slip on your boots, and make your way to the 24-hour mart.

The rain is suddenly refreshing, occasionally landing on your knuckles, giving you sweet kisses.

You spot the little neon sign and the glow of fluorescent lights. You approach, making sure to wipe your feet well, then beelined for the cheap Peach Prosecco and microwave lasagna that you love so much.

The cashier looks as if he’s slowly dozing off, so you just place a large bill on the counter (enough to pay your tab twice times over), and head back home.

The rain beings to come down harder, slowly wetting the ends of your hair.

“Shit,” You mutter, picking up your pace. You shove the lobby doors open with your shoulder and walk carefully not to slip and smack onto the concrete floor. The clock reads 2:46AM. The door chimes behind you though, making you wonder: Who the hell else is up at this hour?

“You meeting someone?”

“Pardon me?” You turn to the stranger, who is dressed in black jeans and a leather jacket. It takes a second to register his face.

Those eyes.

“I asked if you’re meeting someone,” The man nods at the bottle of wine in your hand. You hadn’t seen him in gods know how long. Your heart was fluttering at a pace that scientifically must be impossible.

You stammer a moment, “Uh - um, no.”

Not knowing where the hell to look, you glance at your shoes, and then the elevator arrow light behind you. It was almost to your floor. You turn back to him.

“It’s nice to see you, Y/N.” He says. His hands are shoved into his jacket pockets, strands of wet hair shining under the yellow lights.

“What are you doing here?” You question, fingers gripping the neck of the wine bottle with the type of strength that would normally crush the glass.

The blue-eye man ignored your question, “You are a very hard woman to find.”

He approaches, keeping his eyes on yours. You furrow your brows.

“That was on purpose.” You mutter, turning your back to him and watching the bronze elevator doors instead. A moment later, he is next to you mimicking your choice to watch the door.

“Let me help.” Before you can protest, you feel his fingers graze over yours, taking the bottle of wine, “Before you shatter the poor thing.”

God, why was he so charming? You close your eyes, sighing. Luckily, the elevator dings just then.

You rush in, suddenly feeling cold in your damp sweater.

“What floor?”

“Top.”

“You know you won’t die if you look at me,” He teases. You feel your cheeks get hot, but your fight or flight is starting to kick in.

“Why are you here?” Your tone is very clearly short, warning him to not string you along any further. There is a brief silence before he sighs.

“Because I’m in love with you Y/N.”

No.

No, no, no, no, no. Not this. The false hope is boiling in your blood. But you shut it down.

“What is wrong with you?” You spit. The elevator dings letting you know that you’ve arrived. There is a look of confusion on his face as you march towards your door. The steaming rage inside you nearly doesn’t allow you to fit the key into the lock but eventually, you get there.

“Y/N!” He calls after you, jogging to match your pace.

You thrust the door open. Why you?

You turn to him, eyes brimming with tears. “I won’t be the one that you settle for. Or have on the side - or whatever kind of sick prank this is. If Sprite put you up to this, just tell her it worked.”

Snatching the wine bottle, you slam the door on him. Except you can’t, because he’s stopped it with his shoulder. “Y/N, just listen to me please!”

The strength is quickly diminishing from your body, not the physical - but the emotional. Your knees are wavering, hands trembling. You walk away from the door, letting a sob out. You hear the door latch into place. From across the room, you plead, just above a whisper, “Please. Please, leave me be.”

His eyes look glossy. Sad. “Y/N…”

“I’ve been tormented enough. For thousands of years. Isn’t that enough?” Your voice is weak, cracking, “No matter what I do, where I go - you’re there. In my mind, in my heart, in my dreams. I can’t escape you, Druig. The least you could do is not force me to watch you love someone else and choose me as your backup plan.”

It is something like a wave of warmth, the feeling that he gets after finally hearing you speak his name. He wishes he heard it sooner.

“I never loved her.” Druig says, and it sounds cruel, but it was true, “At least not how I loved you.”

You sigh with exasperation, wiping the never-ending flow of tears.

“I was trying anything I possibly could to avoid facing the truth. I knew that the way I loved you was dangerous. If I let myself, not even Arishem could separate me from you.” Druig rubbed his brow, “Makkari was the one who snapped me out of it. I kissed her once. Once. She helped me realize that trying to ignore the feeling I had for you by drowning it with others would never work.”

You sat on the sofa, head in your hands. This couldn’t be real. Your heart couldn’t tell whether to be sad or to have hope.

You could hear Druig’s steps get closer and the floor in front of you creak. He had kneeled in front of you, his soft hands grabbing either side of your face, guiding you to look at him. “I’m sorry doesn’t even begin to cover how much remorse I feel. I kick myself every day for all the time we could’ve had if I had just been honest with myself and you.”

You refused to make eye contact with him, this was so overwhelming you could collapse.

“Hey,” He called for your attention. Hesitantly you looked at him, “You loved me?”

You sniffle, a few tears falling, “Literally this entire time.”

“Well, in that case, we only have about - say, seven thousand years - to make up for.” Druig looked at you expectantly, “If you’ll have me.”

As much as you wanted to pretend there was a decision to be made, your heart knew the answer. Yes, a thousand times over, yes. If you had to wait seven thousand years, maybe it was worth it to get an eternity with him.

[adrianasunderworld]

Miss Yuu spends summer in Briar Valley

This had been sitting in my drafts for ages. I was initially going to add more, but I lost steam towards the end and forgot 😅. But fuck it, here, take what I have now.

🖤💚🖤💚

A Miss Yuu/Mc who complains to Malleus on one of their night walks that she has nowhere to go over the summer. That's it's likely Crowley will have her work as groundskeeper for a room and food. It was honest venting, she didn't expect Malleus to solve her dilemma. But lo and behold a couple weeks before school let out, Malleus offered a room at Briar Valleys castle. His grandmother had given permission, and Mc needed only to respond. Mc of course packed up all her and Grims belongs and joined the Diasmonia gang home.

Her room was spacious with a luxurious bathroom and a tower view. It was so relaxing and nice to be the one pampered and served for once. Malleus ensured she was treated like a princess. But after a couple weeks...Mc noted there wasn't much else to do. Malleus had said he grew up rather isolated in the castle, she didn't think she would get a taste of that. Silver and Sebek we're often training with Lilia. Or Sebek would be home with his parents. Malleus grandmother had kept him occupied with state affairs. Mc had found herself video chatting with the rest of the first year gang more and more. She tried to play it off when asked if anything exciting was going on over there. But no one was convinced she was having any fun.

Lilia, of course, had picked up on this. Telling Mc if she was feeling antsy, she was welcome to come with him and Silver to their cottage for a few days after they finished training at the end of the week. Malleus wasn’t too keen on Mc leaving so soon after arriving, but he supposed he had neglected his child of man. Hopefully by the time she had returned, he would have caught up on everything and they could enjoy themselves. So at the end of the week, Mc joined Silver and Lilia at their house. Lilia had prepared their rather cozy guest room, and Mc enjoyed the next couple days playing games with Lilia into the wee hours and going with Silver into the woods.

Mc had not heard from Sebek until halfway through the week. Lilia had errands to do, and sent Silver, Mc, and Grim into town with the grocery list. As they walked around town, Grim noticed something interesting. 

“Zigvolt Dental Clinic...isn’t that Sebeks dads buisness?”

“That it is.” Silver replied. “Come to think of it, I think Sebek mentioned something about having to help his mom at the front desk...”  All Grim and Mc heard was ‘lets go bother Sebek.’ 

So they walk into the clinic, and sure enough there was their friend behind the desk organizing files. The silent horror that crossed their Sebeks face as his mother greeted them “Hello! Do you...Silver! Sweetie, what are you doing here?”

“Hello Mrs.Zigvolt, we were only stopping by to say hi.” 

“Aw how sweet. Sebek, your friends are here! Oh i’m so sorry, honey, I didnt get your name.”

“It’s Yuu. Nice to meet you ma’am. This is Grim.” 

“So You’re Yuu and Grim! Sebek, you never told me they were in the valley. If I had known we could have invited them to dinner or something.”

"Mother,please. Yuu has been staying in the castle, I doubt she would have had time to-"

Mrs. Zigvolt interrupted her son with a thought. "Oh! If you three aren't busy, you should join us for lunch so we can catch up. We were about to head out. Sebek, be a dear and get my purse." Then she added. "Besides Silver, knowing your father it's safer to send you off on a full stomach."

"You're right as always , ma'am." Silver didn't argue, and neither do Mc or Grim.

Sebeks mother made Mc feel very welcome to the valley. Even inviting her to dinner with the rest of the family like she had originally wanted. She was so loving and nurturing that Yuu wanted to be swallowed up by all the motherly affection she had gone so long without. She was a bit sad when the mini trip to the cottage was over. But Mrs.Zigvolt promised to treat her to a girls day with her and Sebeks sister next time she went to visit her son.  

They went back to the castle, and Malleus had welcomed her back with open arms. He had finally gotten some free time and was able hang out more. Malleus had shown her the rose garden, the library, every gargoyle in the castle. It was nice to finally spend more time with him. 

What Mc didn’t know was that someone else had some free time as well. One day she returned to her room to find a beautiful dress laid out for her, along with an invitation to tea tomorrow. It was from the Briar Queen, Malleus’ grandmother. 

[mjalti]

are we required to forgive our parents when they apologize/try to do better? my mom and i had an absolutely awful relationship up until i moved away for college which is when she suddenly started being nice to me. she is mentally ill and traumatized so i can understand why she took out a lot of stuff on me, and i appreciate her trying to get better, but i am struggling so much to forgive her, move on, and accept this new version of her. i want her to stay as an awful hateful person in my head so i dont have to feel guilty when she tries to love me and i can't reciprocate it. i feel bad she doesn't have a daughter who loves her, but i didnt have a mother either. do i have to be the bigger person here?

the short answer is that No, you aren't "required" to forgive anyone for anything. her wanting to be better now doesn't negate the way she acted for years while you're growing up. your anger is valid, your hurt is valid, and in the coming days, the question that breeds resentment will rise, "why didn't she want to be better when it mattered?". That being said, you have to work on defining what you want from your mom NOW. I would really consider going to therapy to have someone help you navigate these waters. When the person who hurts you, asks for mercy, it can leave you feeling like the "villain" that this person has been for you all your life.

What I can tell you about forgiveness is this: it hurts. And when something hurts, we only want to go through it for someone we truly love. You do not love your mother in the traditional way. You cannot, because she was not a traditional mother to you.

If you are open to a relationship with her, you need to learn about boundaries, what they are, how to implement them, and when to enforce them. You need to have a conversation with your mom about why she cannot be a mother to you even now, but that you are open to have her being a friend eventually as long as she maintains her medication regimen & therapy for herself. Eventually considering family therapy together.

The answer to this question isn't a solid answer, so please dont pressure yourself to have an answer ready. The answer can literally be: I do not know, it depends on her behavior and her ability to take responsibility for her impact on me.

The thing about abuse is that it happens in minutes, hours, days, months, years. It cannot be forgiven with a "I'm sorry" once, twice, or three times. It has to be evened out in positive actions in minutes, hours, days, months, years. It has to be evened out. And then, at that point, you can ask yourself if you forgive her.

Trauma is generational, you are absolutely right to give her the grace of truth; you do not know what has happened to your mother or what she survived, how she became what she became. But your mother needs to come to terms with what happened. Your mother doesn't have a daughter who loves her because love isn't given; love is earned. Your mother never earned that love so she cannot lay claim to it.

Right now, open up google docs and write to the mother you hate, the one who hurt you and write down all the memories you can think of. Do it every evening for 2 weeks, write everything that you hated, what happened, how it made you feel, who was involved, and what the impact was on you. The child in you needs to be heard and you need to give her a platform in which to channel her emotions.

The story of trauma is complex but this cycle can end with you by you going to therapy, finding a compatible therapist & working through your childhood. Thank your baby-self for everything she learned to keep you safe, and tell her that some of these things no longer serve you so you have to let them go.

[shoezuki]

piglin techno confusing the fuck out of ranboo hcs

i jus be doin some shit sometimes n then my brain is like ‘hey think a this’ and i been tryin to type this out but my internet is so bad rn i couldnt even Open a new post what the fuck. anywayss. this ran so long. so fucking long

started with ‘i wonder how piglins act’ and now technoblade is doin some shit, ranboo is so confused, and philza is a delighted bystander who is having the time of his life

technoblade is 100% piglin. many people think he’s part human to some degree but hes Completely and Utterly piglin

most assume as much since he doesnt begin to rot in the overworld. but short answer; he’s Built Different

long answer is a blessing of the bloodgod but shhhhhh

techno never corrects anyone or talks about being piglin or Anything. he just doesnt care what other people think and assume. the only one who Knows is phil

phil had first thought it was out of some sort of shame or desire to Hide it but. yeah. no. techno jus doesnt care. build; different

although more Notable piglin traits come to like if he’s close to people

piglins are both social and anti social. kinda. they can be hugely independent, do well without ‘proper’ socialization for a Long while. but they group together for Lifetimes. once piglins find a family or friends and expend Full trust to them. its all or nothing you Cant break them up

how tommy betrayed and turned his back on techno just. its like a physical pain. once he trusted and respected him, the mere Idea of betrayal was nowhere in question. it never occurred to him

philza is now the only person that techno consciously and subconsciously considers him a part of his ‘pack’ (i cant figure out a better term but that one doesnt Fit)

techno never realizes when he acts piglin traits out towards those he trusts. he never does so in company outside of what he considers family. philza notices though.

phil tends to study and research other races and cultures a lot. he’s been around a long while, has met many people of all different backgrounds. he likes knowing and understanding what he can. its just fun too.

it mostly started when he first met techno because he wanted to figure out what the FUCK techno was doing without asking and therefore embarrassing him

but phil knows techno well. and he knows piglins well enough. and he Knows techno doesnt ever seem to be self aware of his more inhuman habits

but Phil knows. and he Notices when techno starts to consider ranboo a part of the pack

First, it’s gifts.

surprisingly, its ranboo giving techno the axe first

he wasnt there to see it. but phil might as well have been present, considering how Horrifically in depth techno ‘ranted’ to him bout it

but techno reciprocates it and Then he really starts to notice more and more

first, it was giving the enchanted apple to ranboo. sure it Technically had been swiped by techno out from under ranboo but it was still Something. techno wasnt one to give up valuables easily

then techno starts ‘complaining’ about ranboos living area. and his eating habits. phil looks away when techno smuggles golden carrots into ranboo’s shack 

eventually technoblade is crafting ranboo a cloak to match their own and he’s freaking out about ranboo’s height and his dimensions and how much cloth he’ll need but he refuses to ask ranboo and phil is holding his head in his hands

(phil forces techno to gift him the cloak in person rather than stash it under his pillow and run like he’d planned. techno bitched about it but after ranboo practically lit up, burying himself in the cloak and thanking techno so hard his throat mustve hurt, techno was so practically purring the rest of the day)

after gifts, its noises. 

techno is seemingly silent. he doesnt speak up much, moves so quietly people tend to jump when he appears. 

in reality, he talks to himself constantly. either when alone or when in phil’s company. philza knows that aspect is the ‘voices’, and also just technoblade’s tendency to fill the silence and wonder his own thoughts aloud

but the snorts, squeels, grumbles, and other sounds he makes without realizing are some phil knows are piglin

its often guttural, a noise he makes in the back of his throat that rumbles and reverberates through his bones. 

itd sound terrifying to anyone, but after years of techno trilling deep when phil enters a room, when he returns from some sort of journey, when he says hello or makes his presence known in anyway, phil realized its more like a greeting. excitement to see him. it became something sweet

long story short ranboo nearly jumped so high his head went through the ceiling when he’d first walked into the home, said hello, and some gruff purr sounded from the techno’s chest

theyd both jumped so hard, stared at each other as if they were trying to figure out what was wrong with the other 

phil was physically pained as he held back his laughter to the point he was crying. that changed the subject to him quickly

it didnt happen again for a while, but phil didnt say anything and just watched. it was too entertaining

techno would make his small squeals between breaths when he remembered something, muttered to himself, snorted and huffed even as ranboo was around

ranboo got used to it. he stopped jumping or even looking confused when techno trilled some sort of deep purr when ranboo would join them for dinner

lastly, techno was tactile

or, as tactile as he could be. techno wasnt touchy even on a great day. he was selective, reserved, would lean into phil or loop an arm over his shoulders but would never say anything about it

phil didnt question it and would just pat techno on the arm without saying a word

but. sometimes. when phil would be gone for a long time, techno would rest the entire weight of his head on phil’s shoulder, practically encapturing him, rumbling and grumbling so harsh it shook phil’s whole body

phil still wasnt certain on this one. he couldnt find much in the way of what it meant. piglin’s tended to stay with their own, and they never reunited after long periods of time because they never would dare to separate for long

 he was kind of guessing here, but the way techno would drop his shoulders and practically melt made phil think he was just missing him and wanted to confirm phil’s presence. 

it wasnt like he complained. it was sweet

ranboo had been gone a while. he was vague on why, or where. phil had a suspicion or two but ranboo kept a lot of secrets

neither techno or phil pried too far, but phil could tell it was disconcerting to techno. he was tense and kept himself almost deathly busy for two weeks

(piglin rarely if ever kept secrets from one another, phil had read once. omitting a few things here and there, maybe. but lying or deception was out of the question)

phil hadn’t been there when ranboo returned. he’d been gathering firewood after techno was insistent they completely top up all of ranboo’s stores

he’d heard the muffled growls techno made as he walked towards ranboos shack, before even seeing him. 

when phil found them techno had ranboo nearly completely obscured in his cape, and definitely he’d have been out of sight if he was any shorter. 

techno’s head was lofted heavy in the crook of ranboo’s neck, forcing ranboo to hunch with arms wrapped tight around ranboo. his arms were pinned. 

ranboo caught his eyes, looking so scattered and tired and confused and maybe even terrified. he might have spoken or maybe he just mouthed ‘help me’ but the gruff purr-like sound techno made was too loud to hear him anyways

philza shoved his fist in his mouth to keep from laughing

later that night ranboo asked phil if techno was going to kill him. phil wanted to scream

even later then, techno had admitted to phil that, yeah, okay, maybe ranboo was growing on him. phil had never felt so violent

[blog-of-hubris]

Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 196: Shine Bright, Maki! (Life is Sumo)

Introduction

If you read my write up for chapter 195 then you already know how the current sequence of events are really exciting for me, and I predicted that this chapter would focus on the sumo match between the new character and Maki in order to elevate her character to its full potential - I was 100% correct. 

However, I was only correct on what the focus of the chapter would be and had no idea how gege was going to handle it, nor did I know what the “difference” between Maki and Toji would be, but now that it is out there it makes so much sense and feels so obvious I can’t help but laugh and nod a sign of respect to Gege for keeping the themes and motifs of his characters so consistent for 190+ chapters. So, in this write up I’m going to be explaining my personal interpretation of what Gege was portraying in this week’s chapter! Hope you enjoy!

Hyperbolic Domain Chamber

The beginning of the chapter picks up right where 195 ended, with Miyo using his domain to challenge Maki to a sumo match. She accepts, at the distaste of Kamo, but Maki says it herself that she has been overthinking and needs to let off some steam. Of course this is her way of trying to take time to figure out what Hagane (samurai dude) meant in 195. 

The first round of Sumo maki loses, and its an interesting loss because she makes this hilarious face as if she knows that she shouldn't be losing, so she’s just confused at what just happened. To confirm this (at least to me), Miyo literally says to Maki that he knew from the moment he challenged her that he would be devoured by her, so in other words he challenged her knowing he would not be able to beat her... but he did. This is where Maki’s shortcomings come into play, and without giving a play by play of the chapter I’ll explain how this sumo match helped her understand that. 

You see, Miyo’s Sumo match isn't to the death, nor does it have some huge punishment for losing. Its just a sumo match, until the true winner is decided (seemingly), so the two fighters can go head to head for almost forever until their hearts content, outside the restrictions of time placed on people outside the domain. Some people may think the other 3 were just sitting around waiting, but either time went by extremely fast for them, or just not much time at all hence this section’s name (DBZ reference). 

Inside this Domain, Maki was able to truly let go and close off the outside world while she focused on what was in front of her. When you look at the previous 195 chapters, when has Maki had time to do that? Between proving to the Zenin Clan she is capable and keeping up the front that Mai has nothing to do with her decision to take over the clan; when has Maki had time to just focus on the world around her and take it all in? In the narration it literally explains that she never rejected the idea of a teacher or felt too proud she genuinely never thought that she could rely on others to make herself stronger.. the opposite realization Megumi had came to with Gojo (I love parallels).  Maki has been alone.. very alone. Even with others around her, she has always believed only her own strength and will can benefit her, it reminds me of her saying she didnt want the other Tokyo students worrying about her during the good will event, she was confident her own strength will get her a promotion. 

Miyo (sumo guy) tells Maki to Sumo again since that is the only way he can explain to her what Hagane meant, and this is where the chapter reaches its peak..

The Dohyo (Ring)

This spread is most likely going to be one of my all time favorites in the series because of how it doubles as a animation sketch but also the text inside where Miyo explains to Maki what had happened to her. The dialogue may seem confusing but its honestly very powerful and perfectly used with the sumo motif. Miyo uses the Dohyo or Ring as the core of the metaphor but at first he says that maki is entangled or captive by cursed spirits, herself, her opponents or just humans in general; a simple metaphor for Maki being held down by the “demons” or trauma of her life. The things she has had to take on and endure in order to be who she is and follow what she believes in has taken her captive and even though she killed all of the Zenin members who used Mai and tried to kill her that doesn't mean she is free of the mental trauma inflicted. Cursed Spirit Naoya even points out how distracted she was when he came back, just his presence alone threw her off and the mention of Mai and her mother proved that even more. 

What I love about this analogy with sumo is that it perfectly matches Maki’s character type. Maki understands battle, and Miyo explaining how sumo is about the collide of one human against another as  “communicating” is exactly what she needed to hear. Life is the Dohyo (Ring), and when in the Dohyo humans communicate or grapple, but outside of that communication (or Dohyo) is where a person is truly themselves, so to understand them you must step outside of life, or outside the Dohyo but not in a literal sense. You have to understand who that human is and what they see and when you step back into life with the full perspective, everything is clear and you can see everything for what it is; “smelling the light” or “seeing the sound”. 

(Sounds like me when on LSD honestly. lol)

The idea of “winning” or “losing” no longer matters because you understand there is no “win” or “lose” just sumo. Just life, and the concept of winning and losing becomes dependent on the perspective of the people involved, but to surpass that, or supersede it to understand that there is more to life and ultimately that is called Freedom. Free from the entanglements of human, curses, yourself, and feeling/seeing the world for what it truly is in its entirety. 

(Could you say this is a feeling Sukuna possibly understands as well?? Remember what he said to Jogo about freely burning everything?)

Freedom in Maki & Freedom in Toji

After reading this chapter and seeing that Maki’s missing element was her concept of freedom, so much about her and toji flowed into my mind and it made even more sense why Gege is using Toji as the reference point for Maki. The idea of freedom being what is holding maki back is good because it hones in on the impact the zenin clan had on her, and how much the loss of Mai and the clan killing has been weighing down on her but it becomes absolutely astonishing when you compare and contrast it to Toji and the pieces of information we have about him. 

Specifically, during the Shibuya incident Toji was given a specific narration when he arrived in the same area as Maki, Naobito and Megumi. Specifically Gege narrated that Maki had not fully gotten away, but Toji did, or rather they would bare witness to the one who was “fully free”. To me that now means even more because of the statement from the young dead Zenin member who yelled “The Zenin clan is still around due to Master Toji’s Whims.” Toji allowed the Zenin clan to be around because he freed himself from them, escaping into his own world as an assassin and felt no need to correlate himself with them any longer. 

We can even take it a step further and look at his dying moment. Toji thinks about how he wanted to crush the pinnacle of the jujutsu world and the zenin clan for self affirmation BUT it caused him to deviate from his true self, and admits at that point he already lost, even saying “I thought I had set aside such petty pride”.

This whole time we have been seeing a young Toji in Maki, the same way she was fighting to show how powerful she was to the Zenin clan was the same thing Toji once did, until he freed himself from it, leaving them and becoming an assassin. Toji chose to be proud of neither himself nor others, and to just be totally free; however that slip in focus cause him to take the job that would kill him. 

What made Toji so powerful was more than just the heavenly restriction but his boldness and willingness to be free, even to the point he couldn't be contained by the seance technique in Shibuya! (thats more on his special body though). 

Maki hadn't actually reached that freedom. She was still haunted and focused on her old way of seeing life, but with the sumo fight she was able to step outside the hustle of the Culling Games + the loss of Mai (not to mention her inner guilt), and go back to the basics, to see where she needed to focus next and that is truly being free, truly living her life as she fit even if Mai is now gone. How can she move forward, how will she move past the Zenin curse and fully free herself?

The first step physically and symbolically is killing Naoya, the embodiment of the negative next generation of the Zenin Clan who is  now a Curse Spirit.

What's next....

I expect Maki to shine like never before in chapter 197. After having such an impactful moment for her psychological well being the next thing has to be straight meat head action with Maki at the center. I hope I get to see her take Mai back from Hagane and start absolutely wrecking Naoya, and maybe even have to clash against them after! However, I would love to see her just outshine all these dudes here and really show off her powerful she really is. 

At the least I'm hoping we get some introspection from her either through narration or her own actual thoughts being said. I had no idea that Gege was going to give her such an amazing growth moment/chapter and I am just so excited to see what's next!!!

(I might do more explaining on Toji’s freedom, I feel like there is more I could say if I start looking into it.)

[nikrangdan]

lovestruck!enhypen x reader

pairing: lovestruck!enhypen x reader

genre: FLUFF fluff Fluff

description: how enhypen would be if they became lovestruck by the reader ☹️☹️ this is such an adorable request!!!! itll vary for each member ur relationships so you’ll either be strangers or already dating etc.

a/n: idk if all of them are lovestruck exactly bc i just got carried away with the fluff for some of them and idky maknae line revolves around sleeping BUT IDC sleepy!enhypen is the best 😁

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HEESEUNG

u worked at a pretty popular clothing store

and well well well heeseung had shown up dressed very much your style so u were like

Wow who is this guy....

he was alone just looking around

and there were like 10 other people in the store but u wanted to talk to him so bad so u went up like

“hi, welcome! are u finding everything okay?”

he was looking through a rack of shirts and turned around when he heard u but WOW

when this man turned around he looked even better in person u couldnt believe it 😫

BUT IT SEEMS HE FELT THE SAME BC U SWEAR HE BECAME SO FLUSTERED WHEN HE TURNED AROUND

his eyes got so wide u almost laughed it was so cute ☹️

he stuttered and was like “oh um im okay”

Aw man

but u said “okay then! let me know if you need any help finding anything or if u wanna use a dressing room!” and u sent him ur nicest smile u could give

his eyes were still kinda wide open and u gave him one last look before turning around😢😢

BUT THEN HE SAID SOMETHING

“w-wait! actually.. um....uh.. do u.. do u guys have sweatpants..?”

u giggled to urself on the inside bc u knew he just made that up on the spot

“we do! here, follow me”

while u were showing him the clothes u guys had exchanged names and had some small talk

and that was the start of something very Beautiful

and since then he has been coming almost everyday to visit u at work 🤗🤗

JAY

jay swore he found new things about u to love every single day

and today wasnt an exception!!!!

u knew jay had been really tired and just worn out from work recently so u had decided to make him his favorite meal for dinner

a nice little surprise for when he got home ❤️

and also the anime he was watching ready on the tv for u two to watch together :(

u had literally been preparing all day and u even decided to go out and buy dessert too

AWESOMEST PERSON EVER U ARE!

it was 8pm already and jay should be getting home now

u set the table all neatly and put on one of his sweaters

AND WOULD U LOOK AT THAT HE GOT HOME AS SOON AS U WERE DONE

Fate 🔥🔥

romantic stuff like this wasnt really ur forte so this was out of the normal for u

but u wanted to do something for jay because he did stuff like this for u alot

the table isnt in view when u walk into the apartment so he wasnt able to see his dinner yet

“hi” you smile brightly and go up to hug him and give him a little kiss

he had his bad slung over one of his shoulders and he was taking his shoes off in the doorway after he closed it

“hey.. it smells pretty good in here” he gave you a tired smile while one of his arms was wrapped around your waist

“really? it smells normal to me” you giggled before walking to the kitchen area together

he stopped and looked at u with LITERAL HEARTS IN HIS EYES when he saw the table

jay: ❤️_❤️

“y/n..”

“surprise!!! you know im not good with words but i wanted to show you that i can cook” you laugh “and that i love you very much and im so proud of you”

jay doesnt say anything but instead drops his bag on the couch and gives u the Biggest Hug Ever

ur face is practically smushed in his chest and his hand is resting lovingly on ur hair :(((

he loves u so much im so sad

JAKE

“layla!!! layla where are you?” jake was yelling quite loudly in the massive park he was in the middle of

yeah jake lost layla.. uh oh

quite a coincidence you found the cutest dog you’d ever laid eyes on

and she seemed to love u very much

the dog had made u topple over and now she was excitedly playing with you while you were sat on the ground laughing to your hearts content

after a minute of playing you had got up because you knew she was somebodys lost dog and her owner was probably looking all over the park for her

“okay.. lets go find your owner before they have a heart attack” you giggle

just as you said that though, you heard a boys voice yell “LAYLA!!!!”

the dog next to you looked in his direction, tail wagging and tongue out, but she didnt move an inch from her spot next to you

it made me you laugh out loud

as you were watching the boy run up to you, you noticed how cute he actually was

Omg..... ur heart started beating a little faster

“hi..” the boy hunched over with his hands on his knees breathing very heavily “you have my dog”

“uh yeah” you laugh “sorry about that, she ran over to me a couple minutes ago and i was just about to go find her owner”

“its okay, thank you..” he trailed off to find out your name and finally looked up to meet your eyes

“y/n” you told him

“y/n” he repeated with a small grin on his face “im jake”

“hi jake” you lightheartedly give him your hand to shake and he chuckles before taking the offer

“and it was nice meeting you layla” you crouch down to meet her level and she licks your face making you fall on your butt

you laugh and jakes quick to help you up

“layla! thats not very nice” he jokingly scolds her and pets her head

after u got up u bid goodbye to the two before jake invited u to continue walking around the park AND HE EVEN BOUGHT U AN ICE CREAM

Is This A Date, Jake? 😫😫❤️❤️❤️❤️😳😛😛

SUNGHOON

“you should be more careful” you scold the boy sitting with you standing between his legs

sunghoon had apparently gotten elbowed in the face by his friend and scratched by his friends cat on accident????

“it wasn’t my fault! he turned around and i just happened to be in the way. and i didnt even do anything to the cat!” he whined

“i didnt say it was your fault. i said to be more careful.” you tried to sound stern

u knew ur logic was making no sense but u just thought it was so fun to mess with him

he let out a sigh and gave up, slouching over again

you were stood between his legs, wiping the blood away and applying ointment

“im just kidding, you’re so cute” one of your free hands comes up to rub his hair

a small grin pops up on his face and his arms come to rest on your waist

he looks up at you while you focus on tending to his wounds

and u guessed it WITH LITERAL HEARTS IN HIS EYES

❤️_❤️

“you know y/n” he begins

you hum in response, letting him know you’re listening

“im gonna marry you one day”

you freeze in your place

it took you a minute to collect yourself because you felt like your heart almost leaped out of your chest

“who says?” you joke

he leans up to give you a quick kiss on the lips before sitting back down

“me.”

SUNOO

you noticed sunoo had been really tired lately and u just wanted to make him feel better :((

the boys were going out and invited you two obviously but you could tell sunoo was iffy about going

“uhh..” you trail off and look over at sunoo who was laying on the couch

“you know what guys? i think me and sunoo are gonna stay home today.. you guys have fun though!” you bid goodbye to the other boys and they all understood and left

you dont even know if sunoo knew they had left already because when you walked over to him his tired eyes were glued on the tv

“hey” you leaned against the couch and looked down at him

“y/n? are we going soon?” his eyes move to the top of his head to look up at you

you start laughing and he literally goes 🤨???

“silly, they already left! so what do you wanna do?” you plop down next to him and he was in the process of sitting up

“what? when did they leave...” his mouth drops open

“like 2 minutes ago” you giggle, leaning back to rest your head

sunoo had sat still, pondering for a moment

“why did they leave us?” he turned to look at you

your eyes met his “well i figured you didnt wanna go... you didnt, right?”

he slowly shakes his head “how did you know?”

you give him a sneaky smile and jokingly push his arm “because i know you so well”

he laughs at this and leans his head on your shoulder

“wow y/n.. im impressed” he grins, snuggling into your arm

your other arm crosses over to pat him on the head, leaning your head to rest on top of his

“but thank you y/n..” his eyes slowly close to rest “im thankful for all the little things you notice about me”

u literally go 🥺

your hand goes down to squeeze his and he falls asleep peacefully on ur shoulder ☹️☹️☹️❤️

JUNGWON

“y/n..what is that” jungwons eyes can barely open as he tries to comprehend whats going on while hes waking up

you haphazardly tap around the bedside table trying to turn off the new alarm you set last night

and that new alarm was jungwon singing 🤗

“its you, dummy” your eyes were still closed but you turned to face jungwon and snuggled closer to him

“wha- where did you even get that???” he was almost fully awake now, staring down at your half asleep figure

you yawned before answering in your i-just-woke-up-and-i-should-probably-drink-some-water voice “remember when you sang me to sleep last week? yeah i was secretly recording you. no biggie” you pat his chest twice and leave your hand there, content with life at the moment Lol

“y/nnnn” he whines “change ittt i dont like it”

“you’re kidding.” you deadpan, shocked he would say such a thing!!! “jungwon you sound like an angel threw up on a field of flowers full of puppies and kittens! okay thats kinda weird maybe not that”

jungwon giggles a little and sits up so he can sit against the headboard while your head rests on his lap

“you like my singing that much?” you can hear the smile in his voice as he asks you

you finally pop one eye open to look up at him, a goofy grin in your face

“i love your singing”

his hands run through your hair and you let out a sigh at the feeling

jungwon doesnt say anything

all he does is admire you

you can feel his eyes on you so you open your eyes again (both this time🙏🏼) and meet his eyes

“i can feel you staring straight into the depths of my soul, jungwon”

he laughs at this, bring his other hand up to pinch your cheek

“i’ll sing for you whenever you want me to y/n”

NI-KI

“shut up sunghoon, hes sleeping” you whisper-scolded the boy

ni-ki was currently asleep on you

literally SPRAWLED all over your body and you were basically mummified

by nishimura riki

his legs were tangled in yours, his head shoved into your neck, and his arms were bent around you in ways you didnt know were humanly possible

“you literally have an alien taking a nap on you y/n” sunghoon deadpans before walking out the room

“when you’re asleep sunghoon i will send you into a spacecraft for the rest of your life so you can go see aliens for yourself”

“wowww im so scared y/n” the boy remarks and shuts the door

you half laugh and half scoff before turning your attention back to the ipad screen sitting on the bed infront of you

well

kind of infront of you because ni-ki’s acrobatic position was basically blocking the view

you were having a decent time watching the show playing, definitely not the most comfortable person on the planet at the moment

until you felt the body on top of you.. rumble?

you knew that feeling

ni-ki was laughing

HOW and WHY the hell was he laughing ?!!?!!?!

“what the hell?” you look down at him and his face is shoved near your shoulder but you caught a glimpse of his big smile

his laughter gets louder and you still dont have answers yet

“why are you laughing???? i thought you were sleeping?????” you try to push him off you but he was persistent in laughing in your shoulder (??)

after a couple minutes of you just letting this happen

ni-ki finally speaks!

“you’re so funny y/n” he finally pulls away from you and wipes his tears

“what are you even talking about... and how long were you awake, you sneaky kid” you poke his chest

he leans down again to hug your waist and start cuddling you again

“10 minutes”

“so you’re telling me i could’ve freed myself from that god awful demon EMBRACE you had me in 10 minutes ago???!!”

ni-ki starts laughing again and looks up at you

“thank you for threatening to send sunghoon to aliens for me y/n” he grins

you laugh, finally understanding what the boy had been going on about

“sunghoon deserved it”

[austronauts]

i am returning with yet another brainrot episode [dodges booing and tomatoes being thrown] of me annotating mitch youtube content.

this podcast episode with connor was ADORABLE and revealed a side of him that we rarely ever see otherwise SO...it has made my mitch hyperfixation at LEAST 5x worse. I say this so i can warn you to listen at your own peril (i say listen rather than watch bc mitch is like..in 240p the whole time and at certain points looks SO BLURRY he looks like an impressionist painting of a twink. how very renoir of him tbh). 

I also recognize this video is long af (honestly i didnt know mitch knew this many words....very impressed) so i’m time-stamping every part that im annotating...... also this post got so long so i’m sorry. i KNOW i always say this but it’s bc im genuinely always surprised by my own verbose ass.,.,,,,.,,,,.,.,,,,, WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY IM JUST LIKE MITCH FR I NEED TO STOP YAPPING (morgan rielly voice: “just never shuts up”) 

1:35: mitch apparently loves oysters? honestly adding this only because it’s so cute when his face scrunches up and he throws his head back to laugh at 2:12 (also why is connor’s water glass so dirty what is HAPPENING)

3:21: mitch marner, self-proclaimed coffee aficionado and BEST coffee maker on the leafs, does not know what a chemex is. the look of blank confusion. i know what you are. a fraud who would rather be drinking capri suns and chocolate milk.

3:45: ok now we understand WHY mitch is always wearing a redbull hat (when he’s not wearing his recent assortment of ridiculous hat acquisitions like that powder blue hat with the HUGE BRIM or the orange prada bucket hat) - redbull just sends mitch HATS ON HATS ON HATS that he’s not even allowed to share as part of his agreement. i am now, in fact, asking redbull to send him EVEN MORE HATS so he’s less tempted to wear those hats he’s been wearing this off-season. redbull should just absolutely bury him in hats until he is no longer even visible. he’s not that big so it really shouldn’t take that many hats!!! that’s what i call a hat trick. that’s what i call cap space [booing from audience intensifies]

6:25: WHY is a CONNOR CARRICK MITCH MARNER PODCAST HOW I FIND OUT THAT PK SUBBAN AND LINDSEY VONN WERE ENGAGED?!?!! WHAT IN THE SPORTS ROYALTY?

7:14: just connor gassing mitch up and then chirping him for looking like a newborn foal when he entered the league (mitch then chirps himself for what he looked like with his shirt off lmao - it always surprises me how self-aware he seems to be and how comfortable he seems to be with himself? genuinely endearing tbh)

9:34: mitch talking about how formative visiting the children’s hospital in london (with christian dvorak) 1-2x a week was for him and the “legacy” he wants to build as a hockey player. like. as a cynical human i understand that this podcast is meant to be a fluff piece that’s beneficial for mitch’s reputation/brand, but as a human human i cannot help but be touched by how sincere mitch is about this. and more importantly, he’s shown it with his actions re: the genuine friendship he had with hayden, who mitch met during these hospital visits. 

11:54: hearing about mitch’s contract issues from mitch’s POV is pretty interesting, and i believe this is the most extensively he’s ever spoken about it? it makes so much sense that mitch’s biggest priority was not wanting to miss training camp and pre-season. and that he had ZERO intention of leaving the leafs. im forever genuinely flabbergasted by that contingent of leafs fans who thinks mitch was the one in the room negotiating with kyle/the leafs and playing games to squeeze every last dollar out of them? like DO THEY KNOW MITCH? THE TWITCH STREAMER? my. brother in christ, this guy does not even know what an encyclopedia is. my brother in christ, this guy called his finnish teammate “finlish.”  ANYWAY, he talks pretty openly about the impact the contract negotiations and pressure had on him mentally

17:40: connor: what is your favorite part of being a toronto maple leaf? mitch: my friends 🥺

19:54: mitch talking about how he just likes to check in “on his guys” and connor pointing out that whenever he gets an assist or a goal in a game, he still gets texts from mitch. WHICH IS. SO SWEET. as someone who is absolutely fucking terrible at keeping in touch with people i am JUST. SORRY TO BE A SAP BUT THATS SO SWEET OF HIM? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! IM GOING TO EAT HIM!!!!!!

20:30: THIS IS THE BEST PART LOWKEY - THE NIKE SHOES STORY DODOHFODHOSHSODASODHFAIDHFLWJEFKDLJKSAS. IF U WATCH NOTHING ELSE PLEASE WATCH THIS. THE DAY CONNOR GOT MOVED FROM THE LEAFS AND WAS SAD MITCH JUST SHOWED UP WITH A GIANT PILE OF SHOES TO GIVE CONNOR AND CONNOR HAD TO BE LIKE “MITCH? I AM MOVING? I CANNOT TAKE ALL THESE SHOES???” THIS IS THE MOST MITCH MARNER STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD I CANNOT LIKE IVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT IF I READ IT IN A FIC I WOULDVE BEEN LIKE “LMAOOO THIS AUTHOR NAILED MY HEADCANON OF MITCH BUT IRL MITCH WOULD NEVER DO THAT” BUT NO! HE DOES! HE HAS! the fairy godmother only gave cinderella one pair of glass slippers but mitch marner will show up at your doorstep with 10+ pairs of emotional support nikes that he’s been trying to give you for MONTHS because he loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

24:45: Mitch talking about how the award he’d want to win the most is the Selke - and given how great Mitch has been this past season offensively AND defensively AND on the PP AND on the PK??? give minch the selke send tweet. 

28:30: when Mitch was drafted by London he was 5′6″ and 125lbs DLKDLKSJA HE WAS fucking TEENSY! please! i 100% could have carried him around in a fanny pack with my wallet and keys and a granola bar and the 3-4 random crumpled receipts from walgreens

30:16: “whenever people ask me what it was like playing with mitchy, i always tell them he has the ability to rubiks’ cube the game.” i LOVE This and i will be using this expression from now on, even though i have never solved a rubik’s cube and never will!

46:20: I would say this is the 2nd really meaty part of this podcast? It’s where Connor and Mitch talk about Mitch’s draft day experience. When Mitch talks about how NERVOUS he was when Toronto went up to draft their 4th pick i started laughing because if you watch the 2015 draft video you can SEE JUST HOW PETRIFIED AND TERRIFIED AND CLOSE TO SHITTING HIMSELF THEN THROWING UP THEN FAINTING AND DISINTEGRATING INTO A PILE OF DRIED UP LEAVES MITCH LOOKS LMAO. like that boy was on the brink of death. also, really interesting details behind Phoenix Coyotes drafting Dylan at third right before Mitch here!

51:47: The 3rd meaty (auston-y :---))))) ) part of this podcast: Mitch talking about THE BABCOCK INCIDENT where babcock made mitch grade his teammates on work ethic. Mitch talks about it with a lot of levity and positivity tbh but hearing mitch even joke and laugh about it makes me sad because it clearly was a really awful experience for him to go through as a rookie. knowing how close mitch was and is to those 3 guys at the bottom - tyler bozak, naz, JVR (his recent italian escapade buddy) - is definitely comforting tho. BOOING BABCOCK FOREVER FOR THIS TBH. like WHAT were you aiming to get out of this and why the hell would you ever put a ROOKIE in this impossible situation?

55:46: THE FINAL MEATY PART OF THIS PODCAST: THE MATT MARTIN SECTION. honestlyyyyY. just watch this part from beginning to end pls because mitch clearly loves and treasures matt SO much and there’s SO much here that will make you want to gnaw gnaw gnaw chew chew chew scream ferally and SUE connor carrick for your upper body injury (heart hurts)... but anyway, a few highlights: 

Mitch calling Marty a protector, a big brother, and “how big of a mentor he was to me” - i WILL CRY!!!!!!! I WILL!!!!! THATS MY FAVE LEAFS SHIP RIGHT THERE 

“He was all for me shooting a puck off his leg or his ass.”  every other time Mitch opens his mouth he says something that makes me go “wait ..what did he say?” and have to re-listen. this is one of those moments

the FUNNIEST story about how connor and matt almost fought when they played for different teams because matt found connor so annoying. i won’t spoil the details but i - i def cackled out loud

“you just felt 2 feet taller with matt around” 🥺🥺🥺 ok that’s fine tHATS FINE 

OH GOD. THE worst part: Mitch talks about how Matt and Syd would always invite him over and make sure Mitch never felt alone his rookie year, and how this experience of feeling included and loved by Matt shaped the kind of teammate/friend Mitch tries to be aka making sure his home and heart are always open to his teammates. I....I’M. Y’ALL. HOLD MY HAND AND STAY WITH ME BECAUSE LIKE - think about the way bogo (esp when his family was away during covid) and justin lived with mitch and how the leafs all clearly love mitch so much and how mitch says he always tries to be the positive energy guy for his team AND I JUST .  LETHAL PSYCHIC DAMAGE SUFFERED FROM THIS PART OF THE PODCAST TBH BRAIN JUST LEAKIN OUT THROUGH MY EARHOLES AS I CRAWL INTO A CORNER. Matt Martin drop your location right now and square up because i will fight you right now for what you’ve done. how DARE you and mitch marner, 2 rich white men i absolutely do not know, make me want to be a better kinder person....i...pretend i do not see it...i pretend i do not feel it.

1:02:58: Yes this podcast is over an hour long and i watched all of it ahahahah1!! haHA! anyway, mitch thanking the frontline workers - very sincere and endearing and mitch-y (aka causing little brain blips of complete confusion - like why did he call the UPS... “ups”? is this a canadian thing? also him thanking the WIFI PEOPLE FJDLKDJLDDSDSSDAKJLDDFLFJFKJLDSJLDKFAJL lmfaofjldjDDKS lmfaofofoofofOFOFO okay)

But seriously the entire podcast is extremely endearing and it’s still the off-season so please do watch the whole thing if you have a chance! then come yell with me about it u know i love to yell 

[ninjasmudge]

Yes hi would love to hear about your Rumbie and Savvie head canons please!

(Also - love that Macaque was fully ready for that single dad life until he saw one of the kids using Wukong's powers and just went "fuck this one's my ex's kid ain't it")

sksjsjsjjdnks ok so this was an au based solely on the idea of macaque and swk trying desperately to teach two super powered toddlers to control their powers

basically the premise of this was what i already mentioned,

�� maq has too much left over power from stealing swks and then a boost from lbd, and his body gets rid of it by pouring it into the next two clones he makes which turn out as rumble and savage

• im still calling them these names because 1. i dont want them to be confused with other peoples versions of these characters and 2. im desensitised to weird names from the tf fandom)

• rumble and savage are sisters in this au- because they were created to get rid of excess power, theyre kind of op and havent learnt to control it like swk did.

• savage has gold eyes and powers, she can mimic a lot of the powers of swk and macaque, but when she uses shadows they are shimmery gold instead of purple like macaques are. she also has sun wukongs lazer eyes and can summon a cloud but cant use it.

• rumble has blue eyes cause she has lbds powers mixed with macaques which you can imagine gives her a bit of a complex. she has ice manipulation and the ability to look through anothers eyes instead of fully possessing them, but she can speak directly into peoples minds as well as a bunch of macaques powers, the same as her sister. she doesnt fully understand why they came to see sun wukong, who can help with her sisters powers, but arent going to see someone to help her control her own powers.

• the actual story to this was that while macaque was working under lbd, he had the twins and lbd was going to kill them outright because she has a plan damnit and this was not part of it so macaque took the opportunity to blow up part of her mech and RUN with them.

• he was pretty badly hurt during the fight before they escaped though, and by the time theyd got far enough to slow down, he was a little delirious with fever. he didn't know where to go but his brain was going 'these are baby monkeys. baby monkeys go to the nurseries on flower fruit so theyre safe' because when he used to live on flower fruit, baby monkeys were all over the place but if there was danger, there were certain places on the island specifically so they could hide.

• theyre out on their own for a couple of weeks and, semi lucid, macaque leads them to flower fruit and basically passes out on the way up to swks house.

• fun thing about this tho is swks not home! hes been out for months with the crew doing i didnt know what (s3 hadnt dropped) so its not until like a day of them being there that swk comes back, bc he felt like something was wrong.

• havent nailed down exactly what happens when swk gets back but after a confrontaion, it becomes clear that macaque definatly needs help because hes still pretty injured despite rumble and savage doing their best to patch him up

• and also because rumble already iced him once while they were on the run and it freaked him out pretty bad because he thought lbd had found them, and savage destroyed one of their hiding spots by accident

thats all ive got for now and i dont have a name for it yet but sjhdsfdffsh i really like this concept it kind of reminds me of like xmen or something and comedy potential is a lot of fun

[cnderyne]

Your Happy Ending.

Summary: You have your happy ending with Diluc. He was there to mend what Kaeya destroyed. It isnt the ending Kaeya wants.

Part 2 of He Was Supposed To Be Yours.

Part 3: You Were Supposed To Be His

Genre: fluff and a bit of angst.

Pairing: Diluc x Reader (fluff) Kaeya x Reader (angst and very little of the pair)

Warnings: like one swear word and it is kinda long

Word Count: 1,325

A/N: Thank you @reveltica for requesting a part 2 and thank you @imnikki for the idea :D. I... may have went a bit to overboard on the relationship with Diluc so no jealous Kaeya is in this but I promise I will do a part 3 of this v soon. I also changed the title of part 1 to 2nd person bc it really didnt fit. Anyways, thank you for reading <33

You never actually had such a malicious intention to break Kaeya using his brother and you still don't. Even through all the torment and emotionally abusive things Kaeya has done to you, using an innocent person is unfathomable to you. Diluc managed to hurt Kaeya because he wanted to court you. I'll give an overview of how you got to the point of a relationship. 

After you saw what Kaeya did, you avoided him. There was no dramatic fight nor was there any confrontation about what you witnessed. He just… stopped being in your life. Of course you needed to let him know you guys were over so you opted to just send him a letter that you wrote while drinking at Angel's Share. 

Dear Kaeya,

I knew you never wanted me so I will let you go. I hope you are happier with Traveler. 

Y/N xx

Those kisses were meaningless and you hoped he would see the humour in that last sentence. Tears still welled up as you wrote that. Emotions were hard to get rid off after all. Diluc saw this. Everytime you entered the Tavern, his eyes lingered on your graceful figure but always lowered his gaze whenever you would run into Kaeya's arms. Diluc was conflicted at the time. How dare he hold feelings for you while his brother held you. That feeling never left after seeing you hiding from Kaeya whenever you were both in the bar. I mean, you were his brother's ex. Oh but how he wanted to indulge in a relationship with you. 

That all changed one week. Kaeya was out on a mission for a week so you allowed yourself to meander around Mondstadt with finally a genuine smile on your glowing face. The townspeople, who knew of the situation, were affected by your change in mood and soon, the whole town of Mondstadt shared a similar feeling. 

A night alone at your house felt lovely but now you could roam around, so you decided to go to the tavern to waste all your money on alcohol. You seated yourself at the bar so you could get your drinks quicker. This was something you never did and Diluc realised that. He was aware of his brother's absence and was rather grateful because he got to see the gorgeous smile you rarely showed after the break up. It really suited your face and he couldn't help but fall for you again. This time there weren't any problems with his feelings. 

"Hi Diluc! May I have a glass of dandelion wine?" Your energetic voice filled his ears, soothing him like a melody Venti would play. You noticed his… dazed look so you called out to him. His eyes widened a bit and began to process your request.

"Sorry. Let me get that for you." When he turned to prepare your drink, a dust of pink covered his cheeks. Diluc gave you the drink, with a bit of fumbling. You took a sip of the wine and the refreshing taste cleansed your palate. The drink dwindled and but there was still a craving for more. After a lot few glasses, your speech started to slightly slur and you that familiar lightheaded feeling comes that happenes everytime you drink. However, there is warmth surrounding you instead of that empty and icy feeling that always hurts.

"Aaah Diluc, your drinks are always the best. You're just what I need," you looked up at him and was met with an averted gaze on flustered face. You continued to praise him, "Diluc, I am being serious. I really like being around you. It makes me feel so warm and comforting. Are you my panacea or something?"

"I-I think you've drunk a bit too much." Diluc slipped the glass out of your grasp and placed it behind him, while you were frowning and holding his arm to get it back.

"Please let me have one more drink," You begged and gave his arm a little squeeze. This resulted in you stating, "Oh my! How big are your muscles? Sheesh, you're so strong!" An innocently intended question made Diluc jolt his arm back and the colour of his faced matched his hair. Startled by his sudden movements you immediately apologised. You may have been drunk but you still knew when you messed up.

"It's not your fault. I was just... surprised what you said and if you keep drinking, you won't be able to walk back home."

"Then you can walk me home. If that is okay with you that is." He informed you that it will be really late by the time he can walk you home. You responded with, "It's okay. I can wait for you."

And so, you and Diluc got closer than ever. The conversations shared that night flowed with ease.

The walk home was filled with laughter and subtle glances. The night air felt uncomfortable on your skin as goosebumps were raised to keep your body warm despite Diluc feeling like a portable heater next to you. Diluc saw your hands rubbing your bare arms in attempt to gain heat so he plopped his large coat onto you. The smell of alcohol and sweat invaded your senses but it wasn't as bad of a smell as you would think. You nestled into the oversized coat and wished you could stay in it forever.

"My apologies that it doesn't smell good."

"Don't worry about it. It smells homely and your coat is really comfy." He let out a light chuckle and you continued the conversation.

You told him the story of how you once got your ass handed to you by a whopper flower. An embarrassing yet humorous tale. The dim street lights eluminated Diluc's face to bless your eyes with his tender smile, obviously smiling at your ridiculous telling of the story. In return, he told you “one of many” stories he has about things that happened while he was working at the Tavern. As that story came to a close, you were at the doorstep of you house.

"Thank you for walking me home! I had a lovely time with you today. Here is your coat back." Taking it off, your body was exposed to the chilling air, which made you shiver slightly. It was a shame you had to take it off. It was really fun to wear.

"I hope it was able to keep you warm," Diluc took it into his hands and put the coat back on him. "If it is okay with you, can I take you on a date?"

"Only if you give me a hug." You attempted to be playful only resulted in you wanting to die of embarrassment more than when you told that story. However, Diluc immediately embraced you. He didn't want to miss the opportunity to hug you and get a date with you. The hug was unlike any other. You relaxed into his hug absorbing the heat he emitted. His hand was carefully placed your waist and the back of your head. He curled up around you and held you close, as if you were about to leave him for good. You decided that the hug would definitely happen again.

His embrace weakened but was still unwilling to let go. Soon after, he withdrew himself from the hug. "I'll pick you up at 6." With that, he walked away.

Despite how reserved he is, Diluc was very good company that night. He was also very good company for the following days that soon turned into weeks.

You hopelessly and utterly fell for the red head that brought you the company you craved. Unlike how you begged Kaeya for attention, with Diluc, it felt healthy. It felt right. You got your happy ending with Diluc and you are happier than ever with him.

However, Kaeya found out that you and Diluc. Needless to say, he wanted his "doll" back.

[ichoosefictionalthoughts]

Popcorn - Tasm!Peter Parker x reader

Word count - 591 A/N- i tried to make this as inclusive as possible. Talks about Peter liking women but the reader themselves is gender neutral and as inclusive as possible. I am still new to this so it is kind of short but please lemme know what you think and if you want a part two of their official date. Also I put this down as TASM because i mention Tony Hawke as a joke but other than that this could be any Peter really. If you saw me post this accidentally on my other blog - no you didnt.

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Walking up to the door your hands were shaking - partially due to the rain but mostly due to all the pent-up feelings you had. Work had been awful, being yelled at for things out of your control and people pushing their work onto you even though you hadn’t been assigned it. You are looking for another job and have been for a while but its just so hard in New York - so many people applying to the same thing and you just can’t seem to get anywhere. You and Peter has a movie night planned, like you did every Friday, it gives you both a chance to kick off the weekend by word vomiting everything that went wrong during the week and stuffing your face with snacks. You knock on the door expecting the usual crash and bangs of Peter running into furniture before he gets to the door as usual.

This time is different however as he opens the door suddenly with a big grin on his face. “HEY I JUST FINISHED MAKING - whats wrong?” Hes on you straight away arm on either shoulder looking into your eyes. When hes this close you can really see how pretty they are, they have so much depth and pull you into a calmer state like a fuzzy blanket. Shit you forgot to speak he’s looking more worried. “I just wanted to see you - can’t friends just see each other.” His face moves into a frown. “Y/N, its not the 1950s you gotta text me or something. I could have had a lady friend over.” That made you laugh which in turn made him offended. “Peter, we both know for a fact you never have girls over. You could have anyone you wanted so you could but for the three years we have been friends you have never once been on a date.” He’s quick to reply, “sure I have.” But you’re even quicker, “Name one time, Parker. One time.”

It’s silent for a while.

“There was that one girl I took to the museum.” “Peter...that was me” “I took a girl to see the new Batman movie” “Again me” “You’re telling me those don’t count?” Hes walking away. You should feel a sense of accomplishment since you were proved right but all you feel is guilt at the tone of his voice, the slump of his shoulders, the hanging of his head. You follow behind him and put your hand on his shoulder to try and comfort him. “They don’t count because they’re me Peter. I am sure if you took anyone to those places they’d enjoy it as a date.” He turns around “...But would you?” “Would i what Peter?” He looks serious all of a sudden, a look you don’t see too often on Peter. You have only ever seen it when a guy makes you uncomfortable when you are outside together or when you make fun of Tony Hawke. “Enjoy them as a date - like you and me” Now this you didn’t expect. You came here for a venting session about how much of a dick your boss is and instead one of your closest friends is throwing curve balls. This isn’t helping the pent-up emotions at all. “I-I...yes? Yes” You are struggling to process that this is even happening let alone the fact you’re agreeing.

“Cool, I will sort something out and ask when the time is right. But I just made popcorn so do you wanna pick out the movie just now?”  

[with-love-from-hell]

tw: sexual assault...can I get drabbles with belphe, barbatos, and asmo where MC fall asleep at one of diavolos parties in a corner after getting to drunk and a demon starts touching her but then she saved by them? It happened to me at a party last week and i have been think of having a savior would have help me. sorry for bad english its not my first language. thank you for all you write its helped me and many others so much your amazing

First let me start by saying I am so, so sorry that you experienced something so awful. I hope you're doing what you can to take care of yourself as you process that truly awful experience. Anon, you didnt deserve that and from one survivor to another, i hope you find peace...I also hope that individual meets the demise that the one in these drabbles does, because what a truly terrible fucking person. I'm glad my writing has been able to help you thus far, and I have no issue taking on this request. Please just take care and make sure to talk to a professional if you find yourself struggling 💜💜

Saviors

TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault

Cw: intoxication/drinking, vague depictions of violence, some short scenes with vague depictions of sexual violence, anxiety, swearing

Genre: hurt/comfort, drabbles

Written for Gn!Mc

Wc: 1.7k

Featured characters: Belphegor, Asmodeus, Barbatos

>> Though I have a Masters Degree in Psychology, I am not your therapist. If you have experienced any form of sexual abuse, assault, or harassment and are in need of help, please utilize the RAINN sexual assault hotline or online chat service, or find additional help using the NSVRC website. <<

(Read below the cut)

He himself had just awoken from a deep sleep in the booth he and Beel had been sharing near the dance floor. With a long stretch and yawn, he decided to go find you. After all, you tended to be a better thing to sleep on than the uncomfortable booth seats. He always hated Diavolo's parties; the loud music, forced to get all dressed up, and having to be around so many people was exhausting...But now that he had you as a napping buddy, they were a little more tolerable.

As he paced around the room, he noticed that he couldn't seem to find you anywhere. He asked around a few of his brothers, and they all said the same thing. He was about to begrudgingly go ask Lucifer for help when he spotted a lower demon acting strangely in a far off corner from the party. Their wings were outstretched so as to hide something, and their movements were nervous as they looked behind themself every so often...as if to ensure no one was watching.

Belphie had a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach as he approached quietly, trying to get a closer look at what the demon was doing. To his horror, he saw why the demon was trying to hide his behavior. As he got closer he saw the demon's hands down your bottoms while they suckled on your neck, which lolled your head from side to side as you struggled to remain conscious. Your weak arms continued trying to push them off, but it was fruitless.

Belphie immediately sprinted over to where you were seated, moving so quickly that he was at your side just before his horns uncurled from his head. Belphie gripped the demon by the throat and tore them away from you without a word, the demon screaming for help. No one at the party dared give it to them though- knowing how sinister the Avatar of Sloth could truly be.

Unfortunately, he wasn't able to torture the bastard that thought they could touch you like that without your approval, so he had to make quick work of it. He snapped their neck without much effort and tossed the carcass to the side, figuring Barbatos or Lucifer could take care of it later.

He immediately returned to your side and assessed you for any sign that you were hurt. Because of how drunk you were, you couldn't verbally communicate that you had any injuries, so it was just up to his senses to figure it out. As he became more and more panicked when he realized he couldn't tell one way or the other, he quickly picked you up and moved out to the gardens with you, away from the crowd.

His breathing rate became normal again and his heart was pounding a bit less as he set you down on a bench in the garden. As he sat down next to you, you immediately collapsed into his lap, curling in on yourself to finally let unconsciousness overtake you. Belphie pet your hair gently as he recognized your soft snores echo through the maze of flowers.

Belphie kept watch over you while you rested. He wouldn't ever let you out of his sight again at a party like this, swearing to protect you with all his might. He figured you could talk to him about what happened later...for now, he would let you sleep peacefully.

Asmo skipped back from the dance floor to where he had left you sitting. You had unfortunately been much too drunk to join him in dancing, opting to rest a bit while you sobered up. To his shock though, you weren't seated where he had left you.

He quickly searched the area, starting to become worried when none of his brothers had seen you. It was his job to look after you at these events, and he had already been foolish enough to let you get a bit too intoxicated, and now he had to deal with the fact that you were missing too? Oh, surely Lucifer would have his head.

Fortunately for him, one familiar succubus noticed him searching and offered insight on your location. Though his heart sank upon hearing you were guided to the bathroom by a lower demon, who looked suspicious as he glanced over his shoulder to see if he was being followed.

Asmo darted as fast as he could toward the bathroom, hoping you were okay. Fortunately, he found you alive. Unfortunately, he found you on your knees with the lower demon's hand gripping your hair, pushing your mouth against their genitals.

In a screaming fury, he pulled you away from the demon, shielding you as best he could as he stared down his target. The demon attempted to scurry away, their pants literally dropped around their ankles and tail between their legs, but Asmo was having none of it. How dare they violate his precious human in such a way!

Asmo quickly caught the bastard and fully castrated them, leaving them bleeding and screaming on the floor as he returned to your side, lifting you up and taking you to the bedrooms upstairs. He figured going back to the party at this point was a lost cause- both because he knew neither of you would have any fun, but also because Lucifer would soon shut everything down upon seeing the demon bloody and mutilated in the back corner of the room.

Asmo sat you down on the bed, quickly jumping in behind you. He pulled you back in between his legs so that your head rested on his chest, and he hummed to you while brushing his fingers through your hair and clutching you tightly. You were quiet- and he didn't blame you for that. He figured you'd need some time to process what had happened as you became sober, and he'd be right there next to you to comfort you as you became lucid again.

Barbatos was simply making his rounds, o serving the partygoers to ensure they weren't up to any thievery or ill-intended plotting. He had caught Mammon numerous times trying to steal various items from the castle, and there were surely others as greedy as him that would try to steal from the future king.

What he didn't expect to find was you, though. He cocked his head curiously as he approached, seeing your head lolled to the side as the lower demon in front of you groped your rear. At first, he thought your response was a sign of pleasure, but the soft "please stop" that slurred past your lips as the demons touch moved toward your genitals told him everything he needed to know.

Barbatos quickly wrenched the demon off of you by the neck, barely catching you in his arms as you fell to the floor. You were very drunk- much to drunk to stand, let alone comprehend what that bastard was doing to you. Barbatos lifted you bridal style, calling for the little Ds to bring the demon down to the dungeons where he would deal with him later.

He carried you to the kitchen, sitting you down on one of the island stools as he brewed some tea. He kept a close eye on you as you swayed in the chair, but you didn't fall off. He was suddenly grateful that Diavolo had convinced him to replace the stools in the kitchen to ones with soft cushions and backs to them, for this scenario wouldn't have worked with the simple wood stools they had here before.

He poured your tea and set it down next to you, but you seemed to be too tired to have any ability to drink it. Barbatos gently cupped your chin in one hand, observing the drunk haze still in your eyes. With a snap of his fingers and a whispered incantation, you were telephoned with him to his bedroom, being eased into his bed and tucked in tightly. Barbatos tucked his jacket under your arms, finding it sweet how you relaxed immediately, clutching tightly to the reminder of him and burying your face into the fabric.

The tea was left at the bedside table for now, and a little D was ordered to watch over you as he made his way down to the dungeons. He would return to your side in a little while, ready to provide whatever he could to ease any pain...but for now, he would begin the endless rounds of torture for the demon who thought wise to harm the most beloved human in Devildom- one that even he held close to his heart.

[dr4cking]

Gift.

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draco malfoy x reader | smut | fluff |

husband!draco & dad!draco. switched 😏

y/n just got home from her girl's night out with her friends, she opened the door of her house. her eyes automatically searching for her husband and their child.

she goes upstairs when she didnt found any of their signs downstairs.

then she heard it, laughter coming from her son’s bedroom. she barged in and smiling when she saw her husband and kid playing on the bed.

she approaches them, pulling the two of them into a tight embrace.

draco smiles when she kissed his cheek before placing another kiss on scorpius’s forehead.

“how is your day?” she asked ruffling her little boy’s hair.

“it’s really fun mommy! daddy and I have been playing for a whole day!” scorpius clapped his hands cheerfully.

“yeah? tell me what is it that you played together?”

“we’ve been practicing magic and i grew some flowers in the garden mommy i’m sure you’d love it!” scorp replies making draco chuckles at his boy’s bubbly side.

“that’s great baby, i’ll see it tomorrow theyre must be really pretty” y/n said tickling her son making him squirming and laughed.

“and how about you, love? did you have fun today?” draco asked making both of them stopped and she smiles at him.

“we had so much fun bubs, do you know that pansy just found out that she is pregnant?”

“what? really? wow that’s good news to hear, can’t believe blaise is going to be a dad!” he replies with the same energy. he grins at the thought of blaise finally having his dad moments for the first time.

“draco you’re a dad too..” three of them laughed at her comments.

y/n stood straightly and stretched her back before leaning into draco whispering something into his ear.

“you better put scorpius to sleep soon. i cant wait to call you daddy tonight.” she smirks seeing him gulped and his face heated.

his eyes instantly dropped to scorpius who was still sitting on the bed innocently.

she walked out of scorpius’s room going to their bathroom wanting to take a shower.

>>>>>

few minutes passed, she came out from the shower, she smirked when an idea come to her mind. she put on a red lingerie that she knew draco loved so much.

a little gift for him might make his day better.

she stares at her reflection in the mirror, twirling around to admire the lingerie that hugged her body perfectly.

she has been craving for some touches since last week, but they have been busy with taking care of scorpius. so now would be a perfect time.

she sits in the middle of the bed, crossing her legs waiting for draco to come to their room.

her head snapped to the direction when she heard the door clicking and her huband stepped in, his eyes turned dark as he saw her.

“is he asleep?” draco nodded at her question, he walked slowly to her, his eyes scanning her body making her smirk get wider.

“good.”

“now enjoy my little show mr. malfoy” she continues, standing up and turned him around, pushing him onto the bed.

she grabbed her wand from the nightstand and quickly casted a silencing spell.

she looks at flustered draco keeping their eye contact, playing with her wand twirling it around her hair and shot him a wink making him shifted uncomfortably.

she put the wand back. her hand slowly tracing down to her body and draco’s eyes follow every movements she made.

y/n chuckles before letting her hand goes to her back and unclasping her bra, showing her tits full out in display for him.

she throws her bra at him and it landed on his crotch, he quickly grabbed it and sniffing it humming at the scent.

draco was still propped on his elbows enjoying the show his wife give to him, his eyes never leaving her body.

y/n played with the string of her panties in her fingers before taking it off slowly, showing him her bare cunt. and her panties dropped to her feet, she pretended to gasped and look him straightly in the eyes.

“oops..”

draco’s breath got caught in his throat, he wanted nothing more than to touch her but he also wanted to enjoy the show.

“fuck baby you’re a goddess..” he moaned softly, his eyes looking up at her face before going down again.

“thank you daddy” he choked out on air when she said that making her chuckle.

she hopped on his lap and straddling him, catching his lips on her, kissing him eagerly, her hands quickly making her way to the bottom of his shirt taking it off.

“daddy you’re so hot..” her kisses trailed down to his neck, leaving a few marks on it.

their bodies pressed together leaving no gap, she grinded on him making him groaned. he pulls her back for a hungry kiss his hands roaming around her body and he moans softly into the kiss when he feels her nipples rubbing his.

“fuck.. ride me mommy” she moaned at the nickname, her hands pulling down his sweatpants he helped her by kicking it off throwing it somewhere making her giggle.

she pushed his hard cock up straightly to his lower stomach and she grinding her cunt on it, petting him.

“mommy.. please..” he moans out loud at the friction, his hands squeezing her ass.

she lifts up her body lining his tip up on her entrance to lubricating both of them before sinking down on his cock, he stretched her out deliciously as her walls instantly accomodating him.

they were moaning each other at the feeling of finally being connected.

“god y/n.. you wrapped my cock so tight baby” he let her fully have the control as she bouncing up and down on his cock, her hands gripping tightly on his shoulder to steady herself.

“you feel so good inside me daddy” she bouncing faster on his cock, each time his cock somehow gets deeper inside her showing a bulge in her stomach.

“damn baby look at how deep daddy in you”

she moans when she looked at her stomach. his hand touching the bulge in her stomach pressing it softly turning both of them into a moaning mess.

“i’m close daddy..” he guided her hips to bounce faster while meeting her thrusts upwards, one of his hand rubbing her clit circling his thumb on it making her going crazy.

“cum for daddy” she collapsed on his body legs spasming as her high hit her body, her juices soaking his cock. draco followed behind at the feeling of her walls squeezing him tight.

and when y/n thought they were done, draco flipped their body so he was on top now without pulling out of her. he thrusting into her right away making her gripped the sheets.

“you dont think i’m done with you, right?” he snapped his hips harder making her body bouncing in front of him. the headboard hitting the walls over and over again.

y/n shakes her head ‘no’ to answer him. he pulls her for a kiss, his fingers twirling her hard nipple.

“good. because i’m not stopping until you filled up with my cum, i’m gonna give you so much cum until you give me another baby”

“yes! yes daddy please fuck me until i’m full with your cum..”

he wrapped one of her legs on his shoulder making him going deeper on her, his balls slapping up against her ass making loud clapping sounds filling the room.

“god.. babygirl i will never get tired of pounding into your tight pussy, it feels so good i dont wanna pull out”

y/n screamed his name louder when he hit her spot again, her eyes rolled back in pleasure as the knot in her stomach tightened and her vision went blurry.

draco noticed and pulls her by her throat reconnecting their lips. he broke the kiss pressing their foreheads.

“look at daddy when you’re gonna fall apart on his cock, babygirl” she moans louder keeping their eye contact like he said, her lips quievered as he circled her clit.

“i’m gonna cum daddy! oh fuck.. yes draco!” she let her second orgasm washed over her body, it feels so good that it sending her to the cloud nine.

“oh god.. you squirted on daddy’s cock, babygirl”

he groans louder at the feeling of her walls pulsing and clenching him so tight, his thrusts getting sloppier as his high approaching him.

“fuck fuck.. take all of me y/n!”

he gives her one final thrust before letting himself exploding all of his cum inside her, filling her womb full like he promised. his moan get louder when he feels he’s still shooting his cum into her non stop.

his body shaking so hard that he collapsed on top of his wife hugging her, burying his face onto the crook of her neck.

y/n moaned feeling so full, he lazily ride out their highs making no move to pull out.

she stroked his blonde hair softly, sweats running onto both of their body. they were still catching their breaths.

“oh my god y/n.. that was so amazing” draco said between his breaths as he rolled to the side, wrapping her in his arms.

“yes dray.. that was the best” she kissed him one more time before he gets up walking shakily to the bathroom.

he comes back wrapping y/n in bridal style carrying her to the bathroom and placing her in the warm tub before joining behind her.

“thank you for letting me went out earlier and taking care of scorpius, dray..” she looks over her shoulder, her hands playing with the bubbles.

draco captured her lips on his, his hands messaging her shoulder softly. he pulls away to answer her.

“no need to thank me, love. it was my duty too as your husband and a father.”

she chuckles splashing the water onto his face making he joined her laughter.

“i love you dray.”

“i love you more y/n.”

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a/n : i once again dedicated this to @angelic-bitxh because of a deal we made for ghost pics 💀

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[agape-bakery]

ah, may i please request the brothers with an MC who was summoned without their glasses, but just? didnt say anything?? and after an absurd amount of time (like a month or two) they're just like "oh, yeah i need glasses i cant rlly see anything lmao"

with a GN or male mc please :)

thank you, have a wonderful day! -🐱

Me in about 3 years- This was pretty difficult to do so it took me so long to finish and it still ended up shorter than I wanted it to be, so sorry about that anon!

Would like to give a small reminder that this is not how the brothers would react canonically, especially for Belphie's scenario!

The Brothers with an MC who needs glasses

Lucifer

He thought you were making a poor attempt to be intimidating in the beginning by how hard you were squinting whenever you look around

He then thought that you needed glasses but by the way you didn't say anything, he assumed that was not the case

During the month, Lucifer is CONVINCED that you needed glasses

He's the Avatar of Pride but he's not that prideful about glasses....kind of-

After weeks of watching you rub your eyes and squint, he finally decided to ask if you needed glasses

Your eyes light up and you quickly nod and then go, "I actually forgot to told you I need glasses lol-"

....

WHAT

Lucifer would stare down at you with the most wide-eyed confused look he has ever given someone in his whole life

"MC, what do you mean you forgot?"

"I just forgot!"

Lucifer would take a long sigh before shaking his head, while he's exasperated, it's better late than never

Even if he acts annoyed, he'd still buy you some glasses as a gift

He now has more reasons to believe his gut, especially when it comes to you

Mammon

He most likely wears those sunglasses not because he thought it was cool but because his eyes are blurry from staring at his phone all the time-

As he was a demon, he didn't need to use it all the time

But when he saw you squinting, he was already in front of you with his hand up, smirking like he didn't experience the same thing in the past

"I saw you squinting, MC, how many fingers am I holding up?"

"Haha, real funny."

You completely forgot to tell him that you actually did need glasses and moved on with your day

The longer you did that, the more Mammon grew concerned, is this a habit??? Are you fucking with him just because he asked you how many fingers he was holding up??

When he finally confronted you after psyching himself in front of his mirror:

"MC, do you really need glasses??"

"Oh yeah, I was supposed to tell you that a month ago but I forgot."

"WHO FORGETS ABOUT NEEDING GLASSES? IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU-"

Don't worry, if you mention wanting the same glasses as his but with your prescription, Mammon would leave it aside to look for a matching pair-

Leviathan

This guy NEEDS the high prescription glasses with blue light filter 24/7

He stares at the screen all day, tell me he doesn't need it-

Anyway, he might have noticed that you need one in the beginning but didn't think too much of it and left it alone

He found out while he was playing a game with you and you weren't doing too good unless you lean closer/back

He doesn't mind carrying but while his eyes were focused on the screen, he asked if you were alright

You were his lover, after all, he didn't want you to get a headache or something because of him

You nod your head and tell him that it's because you need the glasses to fully see

As soon as the game was over, he was like, "Legit???" and couldn't believe his ears when you confirmed it

Dealing with glasses was difficult enough but he couldn't imagine playing while not wearing contacts or glasses

The day after that, you now have matching glasses with your boyfriend, now the both of you can act like the smart people in anime :D

Satan

Most likely wears reading glasses but that's it

He instantly knows that you need it because who squints like that?

But he doesn't have your medical files so he couldn't say for sure

It didn't hurt to ask though

"MC? Forgive me if this sounds offensive, but do you always squint like that?"

"Oh! I didn't tell you? I need glasses!"

"Have you not been wearing contacts or glasses this past month??"

"I forgot..."

Satan thinks of a solution, not wearing glasses when you need it, especially with bad vision might further harm the eyes so he tags along with you to get one

Frankly, he doesn't mind if his lover has glasses, he thinks it's endearing!

Asmodeus

Cares a lot about all of his body and makes sure to take care of them all the time so he didn't really need glasses, well, the ones with prescription that is

Honestly could have been one of the brothers to let you remember much earlier

Because he also spends time on his eyes, making sure it gets its needed rest, he might know something about glasses

And he noticed how you seemed to need one whenever you look at something close/far away

He hugs your arm, looking at you with a worried pout, "Hey MC, you've been staring in space and squinting for a long while, are you okay?"

As you reassured him and tell him that you just forgot your glasses, he laughs it off, until he realized that you weren't wearing one for MONTHS

He's a little worried, what if your vision got worse?

As soon as school ends, he's taking you to the doctor! No buts!

Beelzebub

The brother who didn't notice until at least 4 months or longer (while the others took a few weeks or a month)

Another one who cares about his body to keep it healthy, eyes are very important and even if it was an annoying task, he isn't planning on making it worse

Might have seen you squinting and staring off in space with a mean look, but that's what Belphie and Lucifer do sometimes, so he thought it was nothing

Until you say it outright to him or someone tells him, or if your vision's getting worse, he wouldn't notice-

"Ugh...I can't believe I forgot my glasses of all things.."

"You needed glasses??"

He feels bad for not noticing sooner, so he vows to help find you if ever your glasses get lost or ruined

Belphegor

Menace

Would be fast asleep to notice your struggles

And if we're going the original route and the two of you just met, he wouldn't even care-

When he finds out that you forgot them and had to walk around with no glasses, he snickered

"Who forgets their glasses?" He flicks your forehead with a small smile before yawning

Would bully you lightly tease you for having glasses in the first place

"You need glasses to see? Too bad."

But if you really do feel sad about what he's saying, he'll feel a little bad and stops it, apologizing quietly

Even if it's a difficult task for him to stay awake, he wants to at least try one time for you and remind you where your glasses are and that you should wear it

[hoshi-y]

Hello there!

I came across your work and I really love your writing! so I was wondering if I could request something {you can ignore if you aren't comfortable with this in any way}

Could I please get Teru with a s/o who has a strong need for academic validation, they always need to have good grades, have a good impression on the teachers, have a good attendance score, avoid getting in trouble at all ,need to be fairly active (like in student council or being a captain/prefect) . And with the feeling that without their academic performances they would be useless?

Heh this is kinda how I feel hence the request, once again feel free to ignore, thank you love! (sorry if you aren't comfortable with nicknames I couldn't resist-)

Break

Genre : Fluff

Character : Minamoto Teru

TW : None

A/N : AHHH Im glad you love my writing! And I'm comfortable with the nickname HAHAHAHSH omg love, and of course I'd love to do your request!

I hope you enjoy :D

Let's go take a break, Love

You were at the top of the rank

Always at 1st and never the 2nd or 3rd

You held onto the 1st rank title ever since kindergarten

And you still do now

All of the teachers praised you for being so smart and intelligent

You always had the best grades, passed your projects and assignments on time

And a complete attendance

Not only that, you never got into trouble not even once

No wonder all of the teachers adored you

you were also elected as Student Council Secretary

Even the students adored you, and some envied on how smart you were

Because of you joining the student council, you met your now Boyfriend Teru Minamoto

He has the same level of intelligence as you, but not that into looking for academic validation

found out you'd risk your mental health just to get a high grade so he dragged you out of the library

"Teru stop let me go, I wasn't done" You said as you tried to get his grip around your hand off

"Sorry Love.. But you need a break, its for your own good, Sitting down and studying yourself off until you're too tired to read and write is not healthy.." He said with a worried tone

He was really worried for you

always joining competitions, performances, or taking up extra tasks

Its like you turned into some robot, once you don't have anything more to do you'd be useless

and now today, He'll force you to take a few weeks of academics, like dragging you into festivals, Carnivals, or even arcades

Today was week 1 of your (forced) Break!

You sighed as you really didnt have any other choice than to let your boyfriend drag you stall by stall, though you are here, your mind is off somewhere thinking of your unfinished assignments

there wasn't any more.

Unfinished projects

You finished them all

And your—

"Hey.. Are you alright? Are you not feeling well or is it too crowded?" you snapped out of your thoughts, he must've been saying something and you haven't been paying attention

Teru gave your hand a gentle squeeze as he took you to an area where there was less people "S-sorry.. Were you saying something, Teru?" You asked

"I know your mind is on your studies again love.. Hey.. It's a week for you to enjoy and take a break, you're too hard on yourself" Wrapping his arms around you and one on your head as he hugged you

"I'm worried about you.. you don't need to go and rish your health for academic validation love.." He kissed your cheek and looked at you

"Cmon, Are you hungry? Lets go eat at this amazing ramen house me and Akane found" He said "Found or you forced Akane-san to search for a ramen house?.." You always question their friendship, Is it even a friendship

"He helped dont worry~" He said with imaginary flowers around him

Riighhtt...

Both of you finally get to the ramen house, went yp to a waiter to help you find a seat "Welcome to Ramen Nagi! How many in our party today?" The waiter asked getting menus ready "2 please" She happily guided the both of you to an empty table for 2 near a window overseeing the crowd of people from tge festival earlier

She handed both of you a menu and will be back in a few minuted to take your orders

"Ohhh, these look delicious" Teru said as he looked at every dish they were serving "What are you gonna get Love?" He asked, you hummed and pointed at the Butao Ramen "Ill have the Akao then" He closed the menu and placed it down

The yummy aroma of ramen filled the air making you hungry as you hugged Teru's arm "Hehe.. Are you enjoying yourself so far?" He asked as he looked at you, You nodded "Thanks for taking me out.. I guess I really did needed a break.." He smiled softly at you and kissed your forehead

"And I'll keep taking you out so you can relax, hm? and also~" He softly flicked your forehead making you rub the are he flicked "Next time, don't go too hard on yourself and come ask me for help okay?"

"Hmp.." Crossing your arms together you looked the other way as Teru laughed

Without him seeing, you could feel yourself smiling, after this day you wanted to go out more with him, The thought of the both of you going out tomorrow excited you

Both of you ordered and enjoyed each others company as you two talked about random things while eating ramen

Ramen Nagi is my favorite restaurant, I don't know if there's Ramen Nagi in japan but its a very popular restaurant here in my country ><