#help i went bananas with this
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I just realised I completely forgot to show my finished Arthur cosplay so here!!
You can find the process of me making the hat here! Everything including the hat and the materials was purchased second hand and using things I already had (the rope, jeans, journal, neckerchief, etc) so it's a very budget cosplay but I think it turned out well! The total came to about £45, there's receipts here if you're interested <3
#I did the drawings in the journal throughout the day at comic con and it was really fun!!#don't mind mr barrowman being in there I went to meet him too he was very lovely#the total for everything would be less if it wasn't for shipping costs <\3#but I fucking love that the riding boots have horseshoes at the bottom!!#the spurs make such a satisfying sound when I walk with them on#*insert that one post about spurs helping cowboy dysphoria here*#and yes that is a banana in my gun holster#the venue had a no imitation gun policy so I improvised#it was really funny#but yeah I had lots of compliments!!!#so I did something right!#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#arthur morgan cosplay#cosplay#<3#sometimes I feel like a crazy person when I recommend people buying second hand stuff#but I really do recommended it!!#it saves money and helps people in the long run#vinted and ebay and thrift shops are a lifesaver#love you all <3
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crying and sobbing i was supposed to draw doodles of my ocs but instead all there is is Siffrin
they're so shaped i have to draw them
also
100% :)
#isat#in stars and time#siffrin#my art#doodles#the brothers doodle was two sifs staring into the void and i just put them together#i realized afterwards it could be sif and loop after the shiny mf materializes again as another siffrin#they do not know how that happened or what that means#fun time for everyone involved#this screenshot is already two weeks old#i started a new playthrough because of course#and it is quite funny#on my first playthrough at 23 hours i had 23 loops in act 3#on my second one i had 145 loops at 19 hours in act 4#NOW at the end of act 4 i am going through the house one last time for fun i have 198 loops at 26 hours#the little mf knows that banana peel and dagger better than the back of his hand#my og playthrough ended at 89 loops#and even after i came back to act 4 to get everything i could at that point i got only to 130 loops#what i'm saying is that#my second playthrough siffrin the moment he learnt they're in a timeloop#decided to split his skull open on a rock over 100 times before they even reached act 3#god he needs help#someone take my siffrin away i am torturing them so much#anyway the reason i looped so much was mainly to talk to loop and get all the chats#also farm exp#getting to lvl 99 actually wasn't that bad#went quite quickly after 85#also why does mira need so much exp#just so we can suffer#anyway act 5 siffrin at 200 loops let's go
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how do i know rin and haru are my comfort characters? it's in the fact that i immediately run to rinharu media after getting hurt/upset by other media :(
#free!#rinharu#i literally went 'i need to look at rin' after watching banana fish#that ending gave me psychic damage and i had to stare at some rinharu art for a long while to feel better#the fact that ash and rin look similar in a way did not help
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had what I would call a "dead fruit" moment in the shop today (AKA a project that very obviously went wrong, but could still be salvaged/brought back to life)
Had to cast something with alginate, but I made the alginate a little too thick and it ended up ripping with a lot of air bubbles in it. It cost me about an hour of work and materials, but thankfully I was able to salvage the object I was casting (including some carefully-constructed and smoothed clay) and managed to get the casts made by the end of the day even with that setback.
I'm calling them "dead fruit" moments because it helps me stop my mind from focusing on my mistakes, since that's a big problem area for me. I'm really hard on myself when I work, and I can't really get out of that - unless I turn it into a nerdy little inside joke, that also serves to focus on what can be salvaged versus what went wrong.
#for me it's a pushing daisies reference but a friend mentioned that it's also like banana bread (fruit too overripe to eat but still usable)#and both of those work well! i just went with the reference because it helps me derail the obsessive thought spirals
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[Cute Omens #3]
That first time Aziraphale visited Crowley's flat (aka: The day Aziraphale met his other children-in-law: Crowley's plants 🌿)
[Future me after ending writing this bit: STOP RIGHT HERE! I didn't expect it to end up being a tad smutty rather than cute but it did so if you don't want to read that: ABHORT MISSION! NOW!]
Crowley: *miracles the door of his flat to open by snapping his fingers**does a reverence* After you, Angel.
Aziraphale: *a little shy* Oh, er, thank you. *already looks everywhere**echoing voice* It is... uhhh... very... rocky. What am I hearing?
[Okay, I might need to precise a thing or two here: in my mind, Crowley's flat somewhat looks like a fancy/modern vivarium, with "human"/entity furniture, natural rock walls, a river flowing all over it and, of course, the humidity that should go with it. Basically, imagine the show's flat with more natural elements... yes, a Despicable me/The Incredibles' villain apartment, exactly!]
Crowley: *enters as well**merely trips for some reason**looks at Aziraphale to make sure he didn't notice**he didn't**acts cool* Oh, that would be the river. And what does "rocky" mean, exactly?
Aziraphale: *looks at him* Wait. You have a river in your flat?
Crowley: *holds himself from sighing* Yeah. I have a river in my flat. Don't make it weird.
Aziraphale: *looks around to find the river's "source"**still cannot believe it* You miracled a river in your flat.
Crowley: *starts being annoyed* Yes, Angel, I miracled a river in my flat. Can we move on or do I need to miracle a lake in the living room to make you talk about something remotely worth speaking about?
Aziraphale: *has started to follow the river to the next room being... Crowley's office, probably?* Annnd you've never had... paperwork... for that?
Crowley: *is closer than Aziraphale expected**watches him startle**super brief inquisitious look* No water bill, so Hell's accountants are pretty pleased, actually. *removes his jacket and throws it on his office chair**same goes for his glasses that finds their way to the nearest plant*
Aziraphale: Oh, o... allright. *shy smile*
Crowley: And are you?
Aziraphale: Hum?
Crowley: Allright.
Aziraphale: *takes a long time to contemplate the question**also, Crowley stays closer to him than usual* Well, we saved the World...
Crowley: Yep, classic Sunday.
Aziraphale: *sad brows*... And my Bookshop has burned down.
Crowley: I know. Sorry it happened, Angel. My Bentley has burned down as well.
Aziraphale: *feels suddenly so guilty* Oh, yes... Sorry about that, by the way. I didn't quite found the occasion to-
Crowley: We can still pop into places until I find a way to repair her. We should be fine.
Aziraphale: Oh, yes, you're right. But, until then, I think we should... um... lay low for a while?
Crowley: Lay low... here?
Aziraphale: Y-yes? *blushes**scared look* I-I mean, only if, uh, if that is okay for you, of course, I-I didn't mean to impo-
Crowley: Angel, I've spent more hours that we could ever count in your Bookshop, it's only fair.
Aziraphale: *little smile* O-okay.
Crowley: *taps his shoulder in a friendly-yet-somewhat-awkward way*
Both: *echange a weird look*
Crowley: Don't think too much about it. *is, himself, thinking too much about it*
Aziraphale: *clears his throat* So, hum... can you... give me... a tour? *tries to smile normally**fails?*
Crowley: Oh, sure thing. Follow me. *one of his arms automatically slides behind one of Aziraphale's shoulders and gently drags him elsewhere*
Aziraphale: *does not remember how to walk properly for a second**looks at Crowley* Ah, sorry.
Crowley: *confused* Nevermind. So. We just leave the office and... Where do you want to go? Left? Right?
Aziraphale: *even more confused* I don't know, hum... Left? *shrugs his shoulders in a shy way*
Crowley: *holds himself from thinking how cute it is for approximately 0.2 miliseconds**smiles more genuinely* Left it is, come on. *Takes Aziraphale's hand without warning*
Aziraphale: Cro-
Crowley: *releases Aziraphale hand as if nothing happened except the fact he felt Aziraphale's heart beating so fast he could feel it at the end of his Angel's figertips**clears his throat* These are... My biggest pride. *looks at his plants with dad eyes**hands on his hips*
Aziraphale: *is looking for a mirror to check if his blushing is obvious or super obvious**cannot find one**looks at the plants* Oh, Crowley, they are most lovely!
[One of the plants shows its gratitude by making a red flower bloom right in front of Aziraphale]
Aziraphale: *approaches it**looks at Crowley* Did you do that?
Crowley: *raising an eyebrow* I thought you did. *suddenly looks at his plants with utmost severity*
[The plants starts shaking]
Aziraphale: *what-now face*
Crowley: *angry AF**threatening mode status: hella activated* So, you're telling me you could grow flowers... THE... ENTIRE... TIME?!
Aziraphale: Cr-Crowley, stop, you're scaring them!
Crowley: *gritted teeth* Apparently, I didn't scare them ENOUGH. *theatrical gestures* What did I tell you all? GROW BETTER! Is that so difficult to understand? Angel! I'm talking to you! IS IT?
Aziraphale: *does movements but eventually stops every single one of them right in the middle* I...
Crowley: *approaches Aziraphale*
Aziraphale: *recoils*
Crowley: *catches Aziraphale's arm and pulls him closer**whispers* Angel, I need you to back me up on this.
Aziraphale: *torn between blushing and being intimidated**as always, ends up doing both**whispers back**kinda panicking* I do not know what you expect me to do, Crowley!
Crowley: *tries not to focus on the fact their temples are touching*Just follow my lead.
Aziraphale: *removes himself from the temple-to-temple situation**unsure but pretends to have 100% understood* O-okay. *awkward thumbs up*
Crowley: *out loud**starts pacing* I am so, SO disappointed in you lot. *points at Aziraphale* And he is disappointed in you, too!
Aziraphale: *says nothing*
Crowley: *looks back at Aziraphale* Angel.
Aziraphale: Oh! Yes! I... I am... very, um... *tries to frown his eyebrows in a threatening way* displeased by your... attitude!
Crowley: Exactly! And you don't know me when I'm disappointed he is disappointed. *marks a pause trying to remember something important**remembers* This is Aziraphale, by the way.
Aziraphale: *waves in New Girl arriving in High School in the middle of the school year* Hello?
Crowley: And if HE is disappointed, oh, I swear to you, come Hell or High Water, I will make anything responsible REGRET IT 'til the end of their days.
Aziraphale: There's no need to be- *catches Crowley's threatening look starting to turn at him and him only**too loud* HE IS A DEMON, YOU SEE? He knows things I could never even imagine!
Crowley: Exactly! And now, time to make an example out of one of you! *aims for a smaller plant and lively grabs it*
Aziraphale: *follows him with little stressed steps* Are you sure about that, Crowley?
Crowley: *high-pitched voice**still theatrical* DO YOU HEAR THAT?! How sweet of him, but you know me and how much I am not. Swee-t. *gets out of the plant room**yells from afar* THIS IS FOR HIDING THINGS FROM ME, IT'S GOING TO BE SO PAINFULL!
Aziraphale: *still following but looking everywhere to not hit a wall or something* C-Crowley, can we talk about this?
Crowley: *do not pay attention to him* YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THINGS YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD IN YOUR WILDEST NIGHTMARES!
[The little plant shakes like crazy in Crowley's hand]
Aziraphale: *is an Angel after all**unsure but tries to take the plant out of Crowley's hands*
Crowley: *higher-pitched, scandalized voice* Wot the Hell are you doing?! *surprised yet swiftly turns to avoid him*
Aziraphale: *almost falls to the floor*
Crowley: *catches him by a bit of his almost-two-centuries-old jacket, avoiding Aziraphale's face to hit the floor 0.5 seconds before impact**still holds the little plant in his other hand*
Aziraphale: *blinks way too much looking at the cold floor* Cro-Crowley!
Crowley: Damn you, Angel! *pulls him back up**reproachful voice*
Aziraphale: I am... SO sorry... I just...
Crowley: Why did you do that?!
Aziraphale: I just... I don't...
Crowley: *grunts**quickly walks away*
Aziraphale: *follows him clumzily until, oh, that's the kitchen*
Crowley: *opens the window*
Aziraphale: *expects him to dramatically throw the plant away*
Crowley: *puts the plant next to a dozen others on the balcony*
Aziraphale: You-
Crowley: *puts a finger on Aziraphale's lips* Shhhh.
Aziraphale: *looks at Crowley's finger**blushes*
Crowley: *yells back**looks for something in a random cupboard* OOOKAY, TIME FOR THE DOUBLE CHAINSAW TREATMENT! *activates the machines*
Aziraphale: *recoils, a hand on his lips*
Crowley: *gives him a "help me here" look*
Aziraphale: *awkward winking**dramatic ethereal being* OH NO, CROWLEY, DON'T DO THIS! I'M BEGGING YOU!
Crowley: YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET, ANGEL! *evil laugh*
Aziraphale: C-CROWLEY, NO, PLEASE DO NOT THROW THIS PLANT AWAY!
Crowley: *takes an empty flower pot**throws it out of the window*
[Noises of a car accident down there]
Aziraphale: *out of his role* Crowley!
Crowley: *shrugs his shoulders**uncertain**checks out* Uh, it's... nothing, Angel!
Aziraphale: *pushes him away without thinking* I don't believe y- CROWLEY!
[Evident scene of two cars having collided because of one having its windshild abruptly crushed by a random flower pot happening]
Crowley: *awkward smile* Well... We saved the world, so... Two cars, I mean, *little misplaced laugh* It's not... that serious, right?
Aziraphale: *points at the exterior**severe out of nowhere* Repair this! Now!
Crowley: *astonished* You... wait a se- sure. *reverses time to avoid a silly car accident**the flower pot has vanished though**hand on a hip**ready to have his revenge* Satisfied?
Aziraphale: *feels the balance shifting between the two of them again**knows he is in trouble**recoils* I-I didn't mean to... Y-you know... say it like that, I...
Crowley: *walks towards him in a snakey way* Oh, really? Because, from where I stand, it feels like you just gave me an order, Angel.
Aziraphale: *not-so-reassured, high-pitched voice* Nooo, of course not, I-I would nev- *bumps into a statue representing... two angels wrestling?!**cannot go further**looks at Crowley, alarmed* Well, I mean, I might have- but you- *weird worried noise* uhhh...
Crowley: *enjoys this way too much**gets closer* Do you really need me to explain how this is supposed to work, Angel?
Aziraphale: *Quirinus Quirrel's laugh* I-I-I... I really didn't mean to- *gasps*
Crowley: *has just taken Aziraphale by the back of his neck**smirks* Of course not, but you still did, and I wonder... *draws him closer until their noses touch**lower his voice* How do you intend to make amends to me, Angel?
Aziraphale: *tries to get away**reminds himself of the statue - how weird of a decorating choice is that?**looks at Crowley intensely* I-I... have... no idea, I...
Crowley: *gets even closer to the point they can only feel each other's breaths now* Hum? Yes? Does not sound like the beginning of an apology I'm expecting, Aziraphale.
Aziraphale: *never heard his name being said like that**heart racing**eye flicker*
[They exchange a rather ineffable gaze.]
Crowley: *smirks again**puts his lips on his Angel's and talks on them* This is your last chance to stop this before I lose my mind.
Aziraphale: Y-you... *gasps like a shojo character**impressed eyes**weird arm movements**almost inaudible little yell* Aaahhh...
Crowley: *intense gaze**whispers* Don't. Panic. You knew what would happen before stepping a foot in here, right?
Aziraphale: *closes his eyes for a second**tries to gather some courage**looks back at Crowley**mumbles* Yes... yes, I did.
Crowley: Finally. *tightens his grip on Aziraphale's neck and presses his lips on his*
Aziraphale: *opens widly his eyes for a second before closing them too hard**indulges with abandon**invites Crowley to press harder by doing it himself*
Crowley: *grabs Aziraphale's hair**time for some tongue action*
Aziraphale: *moans in unholy**grabs Crowley's scarf to pull him closer if that is even possible*
God: And it was possible, obviously! Look at them, Lucy! Look! Satan: How many times have you replayed that moment, exactly? God: *defensive* Nearly two hundred! In other words, nothing! *laughs in Naughty Almighty* Satan: *before leaving* You're gonna owe my lot's channel a crazy, crazy fee this month. God: AND I REGRET NOTHING!
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#Cute Omens#(Not so) Cute Omens#Ineffable Husbands#Good Omens#Good Omens S1#Good Omens fanfiction#Good Omens fanfic#Good Omens minific#Aziracrow#Aziraphale#Crowley#Yes#Cute can also mean kinda smutty now#I've said it once and I'll say it again God is Aziracrow's very first shipper#Pretty sure Ineffable-Husbands-Hellish-Channel is the most popular ever#I might need to find a proper name to it#I've went bananas#Help my hyperfixation gets out of control#Have you ever searched Let's-pretend-to-kill-plants-foreplay on Google? Because I certainly haven't#Also too many hashtags I am such an old Millenial it hurts
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Just found my Lucca comics and games 2015 pictures. I was in a Ten cosplay. With BBC Sherlock and John. That's the most 2015 thing I have right now
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Is this update just Pe.nac.ony Cult 2: Electric Boogaloo????
#prince's talk tag#also would of went with 'Going Bananas' as a subtitle#these monkeys are everywhere and i hate them. im with ra.ppa we gotta take them down#the youtube man seems to have a similar hypnosis ability to ka.fka and he sounds so over the top normally#cant wait to see him really off his rocker#got to see boo.thi.ll and he couldnt stop saying bananas instead of his usual censorship#i cant believe he got censored even more. glad robin helped him out#but yea im not trusting these monkeys or youtube man one bit#youtube man is most likely the arch nemesis ra.ppa is looking for but well see how it goes. im still in the beginning#when robin helped him he was so happy to be back to his normal censored ways#i love him so much i wanna pull for him when he comes back#edit: wait she referred to r.eca as ninja gama so its probably not him. my nect guess is the dean#dr pr.imit.ive is posing as him i bit#not the doctor im interested in seeing tbh. tho im sure the other doc i wanna see is busy with other stuff#like the div.ergent univ.erse or whatever its called
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well we went from “is that movement” to “did I swallow a handful of mexican jumping beans” over the course of today and that is very fun
#pregnancy tag#I wonder if it will keep up??#I feel like the tapping/poking sensation came and went for a week or two#but I wonder if he’s big enough to feel it more often#he’s the size of a banana now!! or a sweet potato which is confusing to me because#sweet potato seems much denser but#anyway#today was fun!! new little adventure!! I think it’s helping distract me from scan worries#something else to focus on
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thinking so many thoughts abt iris fresh out of the vault so scared, confused, vulnerable, alone, grief about to hit in full force, and still malleable, just for poppy to be the first person to find her and she has iris wrapped around her finger for a while
#thinking lots of gut-wrenching thoughts to make miss ma'ams mental state even worse this early in her story#also to help solidify some details for funsies + actually develop the poppyiris dynamic and the complexities that come with it#was even thinking abt them both being the ones to give the other their face scars#plus I can have fun with iris's design bc I decided her fresh out the vault look is one of her older iterations from way back when–#and her current look is after she meets and becomes closer with nicky and he cuts her hair for her :]#I love rambling abt iris bc I just /don't/ talk abt her in depth beyond a select few close friends lmao so like iykyk I guess#I just have SO many new ideas since thinking up poppy being iris's first companion bc it just hurts so fucking good#also random nonsense that only I care abt:#a few weeks ago went bananas over imaging them playing co-op vampire survivors bc likeeee#the implications of iris picking luminaire foscari and poppy picking genevieve gruyere..#oooo ooouuuoughoughhhgggggoougggh#rambling#miss ma'am iris is that you#poppy
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"I don't have speak with animals cast and yet this jackass is still talking to me."
#i wish hubs knew which npc i was talking about bc i have no memory of who (thanks migraine) but i do remember saying it#and then giggling for about 20 mins#so i thought id share the laugh#the witch speaks#this game is so much fun yall im having a blast#i do wish that being friendly options didnt lead to fuck ya romance though bc id love to share a bottpenof wine with shadowheart#but i am not romancing her this round. just...friendship things i guess? i am picking things that make me go !friend!#and discovering oh. that was a come on. ugh.#i am enjoying romancing karlach though. shes so damned cute with her lil idle dance#'dont open the creepy book' will live in my head forever#oddly enough i have no desire to write anything? im just enjoying it and THAT IS SO NICE#still weird that everyone appears to have went bananas over the pasty pointy eared character with a hidden agenda#but im not surprised bc ive got several nickels and zero interest in said characters#i just dont see the appeal. not with the other companions right there. and halsin's biceps.#doesnt help the twink with boundary issues killed me. zero star lad.
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#life be giving me whiplash lately lmao#my banana boat is down again - an oil leak that shorted my starter 🙃#stressful time of year because we're coming up on both dads birthday and one year since his passing just a few weeks later#but I also finally bit the bullet and fessed up to the dude ive had feelings for for a while now#totally set myself up for disappointment because thats just been what lifes been handing me for the last year and a half or so#but it actually went really fuckin' well#he was essentially in the same boat as me#definitely FEELING something but valuing the friendship so much that it crippled us both#we've both helped one another grow so much over the last year or so and sort of restored a bit of one anothwrs' faith in humanity#didnt wanna risk fuckin' that up#plus he just assumed I wouldn't feel that way#but yeah it went really well and I'm REALLY proud of myself for taking that leap of faith 🥹#i told him I'm not expecting anything right out the gates#mostly just trying to open that dialog with him and to spend more time together#see where things go#met up in person to talk about it a bit today and be brought me a fuckin' bouquet 🥺😭#this is some straight up 'mutual pining but they're idiots' shit 😂#but its cute and im glad it ended up the way it did 💚#AND I've already had the asexuality discussion with him so he knows and is entirely cool with it 🥹💚#actually had that talk before feelings evem came into the equation
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the fact that im the only queer member of my whole family i know is such bullshit... not to mention statistically improbable. youre telling me i have 50+ people in my extended family and not a one of them is queer? lies
#now of course this might just be me not knowing my family particularly well#but i feel like my mother would have mentioned to me by now#god i miss youth theatre. the trans-to-cis ratio was insane it was like almost 50/50#every single trans person i know irl went to that youth theatre at some point. bananas#i need to just look at a trans person irl i think. it would fix me#alternatively i need to go somewhere and Be visibly trans#and also a binder would help but idk if i wanna open that particular can of worms yet#feels like committing#and also i still have shit in the post that i gotta wait to get here#need to email fucking claires again bcos my package got lost or summat#and also theyre like 50 euro and that feels like a lot of money#and also also they reccommend having another person there when u try them on jic which Uh Oh#only plausible option for that is me mam and thats yet another can of worms#like she already knows i have issues wearing bras bcos of my ungirl days#but yknow#yeahj
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spent my memorial day weekend almost entirely offline because i was with N the whole time, including him spending an extra night and taking my commute to work with me this morning so he could go home 💕💕💕
#we went to a bbq @ his friend's place & then i made pasta & banana bread & we watched double or nothing and he helped me install my ac unit#i even got to meet his parents briefly on saturday :)#loverboy#andyposting
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I spent eight hours drawing butterfly moth motifs and all I can say is ow,,,
#I think it’s a good ref of my oc but I went too bananas#and I tried redoing outfit clarity without erasing too much#i don’t have the energy to keep doing entire rendered ocs but I keep doing that#more time on making simple assets might help
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My favorite thing about the bats is that… they are gothamites. And sure they scare the shit out of people… but they are in Gotham. Superman is loved by his people, Flash is adored, people pray to Wonder Woman, Green Arrow is feared. But the Bats? The Bats are like all of Gotham's weird older brothers/sisters/parents. Superman and Green Lantern are visiting Batman in Gotham and all of a sudden he gets smacked in the face by a banana and they turn and find a group of teens skateboarding away and one kid calls over his shoulder ‘eat the fucking potassium you absolute brick.’ and Batman doesn't even do anything. Barry is chilling with Nightwing when a girl runs beneath the building they are sitting on and screams “Nice ass Night! But get it the fuck down here, my cats stuck in a tree.” And Nightwing does a flip off the building and just?? helps her?? Wonder Woman and Black Canary are passing through Crime Alley on their way to the Batcave and spot Red Hood standing in an alley, being lectured by a woman who is half his size and she ends the lecture by throwing two sandwiches at his face and walking away. Red Hood just takes his hood off and starts eating. Superboy is helping Red Robin defeat Scarecrow and while they’re hiding, waiting for him to walk into their trap, RR is casually conversing with a Gothamite about Hogwarts Houses, and when he says the Gothamite looks like a Gryfindor he pops his head out and screams “Yo scarecrow hes right fucking here!” J’onn is heading to the Manor to discuss League business with Bruce when he spots Robin(Damian) fighting Riddler all alone and is about to intervene when three teenagers show up and just fucking deck him instead. Damian doesn't thank them, just glowers, and one of the guys goes “you're welcome you fucking brat.” And the girl even smacks the back of his head and goes “manners.” Clark is sent to go find Tim and Steph and Damian and finds them at this girls birthday party, in full costume, eating cupcakes and drinking punch, jumping on the bouncy house and is like “errr, B-Batman needs you home.” And as one the entire birthday party group went “Fuck Batman.” Spoiler was spotted painting these guys nails, Black Bat was seen teaching calculus to a group of teenagers, Batgirl(Babs) was running after a group of kids screaming “Give me back my laptop you fucks!” Just- just the batfamily and Gothamites being annoying to each other and appreciative yet bitches.
Bus driver: stop getting thrown at my fucking bus, i got places to be and my insurance only covers so many shatter windshields and person sized dents Batman: I don't really control where I get thrown Bus Driver: well you better fucking start otherwise theres gonna be another fucking villain on these streets *drives away and almost runs him over* Superman: *gaping* yo-you're just gonna let him do that? Batman: *shrugs* Gotham insurance aint what its cracked up to be Superman: *staring dumbly*
#gothamites and batfamily are like this🤞#they hate each other but love each other#one big happy fucked up family#batfam#batman#batman and robin#bruce wayne#batfamily#gothamites#only in gotham
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˚ ⋆゚୨୧ Princess Treatment ୨୧ ˚ ⋆゚Sevika x Fem Reader
Synopsis: How can Sevika focus on a word you’re saying when your lips just look so kissable? She just wants to take you home and spoil you…
Contains: NSFW (minors and men dni), biting, lots of hickies, sevika eats reader out, strap on sex mwahhh, reader gets princess treatment
Listening to ♪ ིྀ: The Party & The After Party - The Weeknd
Notes: Sorry it’s been so long T^T, I’ve been really struggling with writing and I’m not even confident or necessarily happy with this either. I hope you guys enjoy it regardless <\3 I totally didn’t write this because i’m projecting (I want Sevika so bad)
Your sweet voice that flowed from between your lips like syrup were all Sevika could even think about as you sat in her lap at The Last Drop. Her flesh arm wrapped tenderly around your waist and the mechanical one draped across the bar counter, shielding you from any drunkard who might bump into you. Even though it was already winding down and there were few patrons left in the bar, she would never leave you exposed. She didn’t retain a single word you were speaking though, she was too focused on the tone of your voice, the way your hands flailed wildly as you explained whatever story you were telling, and most importantly your perfectly pouty lips.
Thieram stood behind the counter listening intently, nodding his head at every little detail of your story along with Ran who would throw out a comment every so often. “…and you would not believe it… I slipped on a banana peel!” You could barely even get through your sentence without breaking out into a fit of giggles. You buried your face in your hands, tears threatening to spill over because of your laughter. The laughter of the whole group snapped Sevika out of her daze and she forced out a chuckle at your antics. It wasn’t that she didn’t find your story interesting, she just couldn’t help but get lost in your whole being.
You picked up on her behavior and shot her a look over your shoulder. You furrowed your brows gently and your lips fell into a little frown as you looked into her gray eyes. She looked up at you through her lashes as apologetically as she could before planting a soft kiss on your cheek. You’d let it slide for now, but when you got home you’d be sure to question her.
The rest of the night went off without a hitch, and Sevika made sure to actually contribute to the conversations. You had almost forgotten about her earlier slip up, until the same thing happened again. You were mid sentence when you noticed Sevika hadn’t said anything for the longest time, but her grip was beginning to tighten on you. Her arm had moved slightly lower to wrap around your hip instead, her large hand mindlessly rubbed small circles into the flesh exposed by your shorts. Your words faltered at her touch and you fumbled over your sentence. Your hand rested over her own before gliding it down to rest on your thigh instead. You kept a watchful eye on her to make sure she didn’t try anything before the night was over.
Unfortunately, it was getting late and everyone was growing tired. You four were the only other ones in the bar since it was pretty late into the night. Thieram didn’t want to kick you guys out, but he did have to close up the bar sooner or later. “It was nice seeing everyone again! Maybe next time we could play a few rounds of pool?” You planted your hands on your hips, tilting your head to the side slightly awaiting an answer from your close friends. “Only if you plan to lose.” Ran quipped back. You feigned disbelief, raising a hand to your chest and gasping. “You’ll be eating your words Ran, remember this moment.”
This got a real chuckle out of Sevika this time. She slid her flesh arm around your waist and tugged you closer to her. “I bet on my princess, sorry Ran.” They dismissed the rest of the group with a wave of their hand, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.” It was all lighthearted though, you saw the corner of their lips tug up into a smile before turning to make their leave. Now it was just Thieram, Sevika and yourself outside of the bar. The young man bid you farewell before stepping back inside the establishment for his closing duties.
A comfortable silence settled over you as you began the walk back to your shared home. Now that it was just the two of you alone though, you wanted to prod her about her seemingly not paying attention to you. “Sev… How come you weren’t listening to a word I said tonight?” You tried to keep the pout off your lips, you really did, but you were kind of irritated with her. Sevika looked like a deer caught in headlights, like she didn’t quite know how to explain herself. You stopped in your tracks, waiting for her to talk. “I’m not moving ‘til you tell me.” You knew you were being stubborn, but you thought you deserved an explanation. If there was something on her mind, you wanted to know.
The older woman could most definitely overpower you to keep you walking, but instead she stopped the moment you did. Her arm was still wrapped around your waist but she turned to face you. You were staring up at her with those big, beautiful eyes of yours and she couldn’t help but get lost in your features. You were feeling shy under her gaze, your cheeks flushing uncontrollably. She brought her flesh hand up to your face, gripping your chin between her thumb and index finger gently. “Princess, I’m sorry you’re just too beautiful. I was so mesmerized by your sweet voice I could barely process what you were saying tonight.” Well you couldn’t be mad at that explanation.
“I was just thinking about how much more sweet you’d sound under me, begging for more.” She angled your head up slightly higher before capturing your lips in a kiss that was far too quick for your liking. When she parted from you, you tried to chase after her lips eagerly just wanting to feel her against you again. “Why don’t we get home first?” She murmured. All previous thoughts you had were no longer present and instead all you could think about was getting home as quickly as possible. You nodded slowly and you two continued down the path to home.
Your home wasn’t the closest to The Last Drop and your legs were getting tired, but you didn’t want to complain. Your pace was beginning to slow, the shoes you had decided on were not the most comfortable, but you weren't thinking about the walk home when you chose your attire for the night. The gentlewoman that Sevika was, had noticed your discomfort and scooped you up into her arms. No matter how many times she did it, it made you gasp still. “Sevi!” You wrapped your arms around her neck as an automatic response and she just chuckled. “I can’t have my princess feeling tired before we even get home.”
The implications of that were enough to make your cheeks flush again, and you were practically buzzing in her arms with anticipation.
The rest of the walk home was filled with sweet idle conversation, although it was mostly you rambling away like always while Sevika listened intently. She couldn’t get enough of you and your honeyed tone.
Your shared home was slowly coming into view and you huffed prematurely, knowing she’d have to set you down to get the door open. “Sweet girl, I’m going to get this door open, but you’ll be in my arms again in no time.” Your feet hit the ground for the first time in a while, but you felt well rested thanks to your thoughtful girlfriend.
“Thank you baby.” You drew out the pet name as she opened the door, whisking you inside before locking it behind you. Before you could even get another word out you were in her strong arms once more. Her flesh arm cradled your back and her mechanical arm hooked under your thighs as she carried you bridal style to the bedroom. Your sweet giggles filled Sevika’s ears as she planted about a dozen soft kisses all over your face.
The next time you were put down you felt fuzzy blankets beneath your body as you sank into the bed. Sevika propped herself up with her mechanical arm and snuck her knee between your thighs gently, chuckling at your eagerness to feel her when you squeezed your legs around her limb. Her gray eyes peered down at you, heavy lidded with lust and adoration for you, her perfect, angelic sweetheart. “Fuck, I wish you could see just how beautiful you look under me right now.” Her gray, puppy dog eyes met your own and you couldn’t take it anymore. The way they glimmered down at you made you want her even more. You snaked your arms around her neck and tugged her down to meet your lips in a heated kiss.
Your tongue swiped over her bottom lip briefly before prodding into her mouth. If you weren’t listening so intently you would have missed the tiny groan that emanated from her throat. You wanted to hear more, so with all your strength you pushed her to the side and flipped your positions. Sevika definitely let you, otherwise you would have stayed snuggly under her due to the difference in strength.
Your legs rested on either side of her hips and your head dipped down to her jaw to press several feather light kisses to her skin. Whatever was left of your pink lipgloss transferred to her jawline and you loved how your kiss marks looked on her tanned skin.
She was enjoying your kisses even more than you though. Her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes were fluttering shut every so often to bask in the feeling. The next time your plump lips met her skin, it was on the tender patch of skin in the middle of her throat. You placed one kiss, two kisses, and on the third one you sucked a small bruise into her skin. Her deep moans vibrated on your lips and you felt like you couldn’t get enough of her. “Baby I’m supposed to be the one taking care of you.” She chuckled in between moans.
Those soft lips of yours curled into a smile as you peered down at all your hard work. Her neck was littered with evidence of your affection. Dark purples and reds were blooming all across the expanse of her supple skin. “You can do whatever you want to me… just let me have my fun first.” You whispered into her ear, your teeth nipping her lobe.
“Whatever my princess wants, she gets.”
What you wanted to do was leave her neck completely covered in love bites, so that she’d have to wear turtlenecks out for the next two weeks. And you were on the right track for that. Sevika would never admit it out loud, even though you’ve witnessed it before, but just being kissed and bitten by you was enough for her to cum in her pants. She got off on how desperate you were to mark her and show everyone she was yours just as much as you were hers.
You slipped your hands under her cropped shirt, sliding it up her toned stomach. Her breasts sprang free and you adjusted yourself lower on her body to give them soft kisses before taking one of her nipples into your mouth. Her breathing grew heavier as you sucked little bruises into her breasts. Little grunts and sighs escaped her lips and a devilish idea presented itself to you. You nipped her nipple with your teeth as you kneaded her other breast softly. You began grinding on her, the friction felt unbelievably good for the both of you. Her body was growing taut at the sensation and in no time you had her cumming with a string of moans.
“Fuck, princess your mouth is heaven on earth…” She trailed off after taking a deep breath.
You tried containing your smile, but you felt rather accomplished for making her cum with nothing but your mouth on her. “You’re so sensitive, who knew that’s all it would take.”
“Well it’s easy to give in when I have the most beautiful woman in the world sitting on top of me.” Her charming words made your heart melt and you couldn’t help but lean down to kiss her for the millionth time. Unfortunately for you, the kiss was cut short by Sevika pulling away.
“I think it’s time to spoil my baby.”
Her flesh arm flipped you over, your back hitting the bed as she caged you underneath her broad body. A squeal escaped your lips at the sudden move and Sevika ate up your little noises as she captured your lips in a fervent kiss. Your hands instantly found purchase on her muscular shoulders as you tried to pull her closer. Her mechanical hand had a bruising grip on your hip, and the sting felt delicious. Her flesh hand was gentle, a complete contrast. She held your face like you were made of glass, her thumb caressing your blushed cheek.
As much as she loved kissing your perfect, plump lips, she wanted her mouth on your body too. She took the hem of your shirt in between her fingers and ripped it off of you. No time was wasted as she unclasped your bra as well, throwing it somewhere in the room. Her lips trailed heated kisses down your jaw, across your throat, and all across your chest. Dark lipstick was littered across your whole upper body, and it was almost making the older woman malfunction. If she could, she’d take a picture and keep it in her wallet. You were the epitome of beauty to her always, but in that moment you looked like an angel, all sprawled out for her with her marks all over you.
“Sevika… Don’t just look, touch me. Please…” You whined softly, if you weren’t so turned on you’d cringe at how needy you sounded.
She shot you a toothy grin, “I know baby, let’s get these off of you.” She tugged at the waistband of your little shorts, pulling them down your thighs, and fully off your legs. Next were the lacy panties you knew Sevika liked. She pressed a kiss to the little bow in the center of your panties before discarding those as well. The cold air hit your body and you shivered at the feeling.
“Come warm me up, Sevi.”
That’s all she needed to hear before hiking your thighs up on her shoulders before delving into your glistening cunt. She gave your clit a quick kiss before flattening her tongue against you.You mewled at the sensation of her thick, long tongue brushing against your aching clit. She had barely even touched you and you already felt a familiar feeling building in your stomach. Your body was something she knew eerily well, she knew all the spots that made you tick, the pressure that made you see stars, and just the way to swirl her tongue to make you clench those beautiful thighs around her head.
“Fuck baby, you taste so good, my sweetheart.”
She lapped at your cunt like she was drunk on the taste of you. Her tongue slipped into you, deep. Reaching places only she could. Your thighs clamped down around her head, and that’s exactly where she wanted to be, buried between the soft flesh.
She was relentless when you came with a long string of filthy moans of her name. It just spurred her on even more until you were twitching under her, feeling overstimulated. When she came up for air, she licked her lips which were slick with your release. Her eyes met your own as she wiped her mouth before leaning to kiss down your thighs once more. Her tongue ghosted over your sensitive flesh before she moved away to let you recover for a moment.
Your body laid limp on the bed as Sevika rubbed small circles on your waist to bring you back to earth. “Can you give me another, princess?” Her flesh hand found its way to your face again, her thumb slipping past your lips. You nodded your head slowly, your hazy eyes finding hers.
“Words baby.” She reminded you.
“Yes, Sevi. I can take it.” Your voice was muffled slightly by her digit, but it was clear you wanted whatever she’d give you.
She slipped off the bed to retrieve her strap, slipping into the black harness that made your mouth water. The bed dipped under her weight as she climbed onto the bed once more, returning to her rightful place between your legs again. If Sevika was one thing in bed, it was appreciative. She took in your beautiful form inch by inch, her eyes scanning your body like it was a piece of art. Her demeanor was rough and mean with everyone and if you were honest, it turned you on completely. But she wasn’t like that with you, she treated you with care as if you were made of porcelain. Her touches were tender, making your comfort her highest regard. You truly were her princess
The tip of her silicone length rested against your soaked pussy, and you knew she wasn’t trying to tease, but you just wished she’d move. You bucked your hips with what energy you had left to receive a bit of friction, and all Sevika could do was chuckle at how needy you were. She took your movements as a sign to guide the dark purple length into you. Calloused hands guided your plush thighs to wrap around her waist gently. You squeezed your thighs around her as she disappeared into you little by little.
Her eyes trailed down to where you two were connected before trailing back up to look into your hazy eyes. Your lashes were lined with crystalline tears, collecting like little dewdrops on your lashes.
“You’re taking me so good, sweetheart.” Sevika rasped, leaning down to kiss away your tears. “D’ya think you can handle me moving?”
A lewd whimper left your lips, and you didn’t quite trust your voice to not crack when you spoke. The best you could muster out was a little, “Please.”
God, you sounded so blissed out, it was taking every bone in the older woman’s body to not fuck you silly into the mattress. She started with slow and controlled rolls of her hips into your cunt. You wrapped your arms around her broad back, pulling her flush against you. You couldn’t help but press soft kisses onto the little bruises you created on her from earlier. She sucked in a breath as you kissed a particularly sore spot. You let your teeth graze her neck, nipping at her ever so slightly.
Her hips stuttered initially as you bit her, but she picked up her movement, moving faster than before. Soft grunts were amplified in your ears and it was almost all you could focus on. If it weren’t for the thick toy being stuffed into you, you would have said something about the noises she was making. Her huffs vibrated against your ear lobe and on a particularly deep thrust she moaned like she could feel your cunt clenching around the toy.
“Baby you’re squeezing me so hard, so perfect.” She just couldn’t keep her hands to herself either. One hand rested on your waist and the other trailed down your stomach to your clit. She rubbed slow circles on your already sensitive clit and you couldn’t take it. The feeling of her quick, deep thrusts along with the additional stimulation was sending you reeling.
You were just putty in her hands, babbling nonsense that resembled her name and various curse words. You couldn’t even hold your head up anymore, instead letting it hit the soft pillows beneath you. Sevika took the chance to kiss up your neck slowly, paying attention to every bit of exposed skin she could get to. By now her lipstick was already rubbed off, but you could still feel every mark she left on you. You wouldn’t trade the feeling for the world.
“Fuck!” You squealed out as she snapped her hips into you at an even more brutal pace. “‘M so close Sevi!” You could barely form a full sentence the way she was ruining you. Without warning your body stiffened and you were cumming. She didn’t slow down though, she kept her pace up as you twitched around her thick length. She pushed herself up from where she was trailing kisses all over your neck to see the rest of you. Your lips were plump and parted, lewd whimpers falling from them like that’s all you knew how to do. Your hair was messy, neck filled with bruises to match her own, and your chest was full of lipstick marks. You were completely hers, and you had the marks to prove it too.
Her eyes trailed down to where you were taking her so well, “Look at how it disappears baby, you were made for me.” Her words were filthy, and her eyes were full of lust as she saw the creamy white ring forming around the base of the toy.
Your brows furrowed as you began to feel overstimulated once more, and Sevika being the attentive woman she was, took it as a sign to slow down. Eventually she slid out of you, and you sighed at the empty feeling. Your eyes fluttered shut as you tried to catch your breath. Sevika pressed soft little kisses to both of your cheeks, your forehead, your nose, and finally a quick one to your lips, not wanting to tire you out anymore than you already were. “You did so good for me, princess.” She whispered into your ear as she brought her flesh hand to cup your face.
“Gonna clean you up now, is that okay?”
You nodded slowly, your eyes still shut as she untangled herself from between your thighs to clean herself up and retrieve a washcloth for you. When she returned she was in a fresh pair of pajamas and her hair was down. You opened your eyes to take in the sight when you heard her footsteps again. “So cute.” You whispered with a giggle. To everyone in Zaun she was a scary lady, but to you she was your sweet girlfriend who wore big t-shirts and fuzzy pajama bottoms to bed. She just shook her head with a soft smile and settled onto the edge of the bed near your legs. You spread your legs for her and she wiped the inside of your thighs and your sensitive folds. A sigh slipped past your lips and she planted a kiss on your lips as she cleaned every last bit of you. “All clean…” She tossed the washcloth somewhere in the room, she’d put it in the wash tomorrow.
It wasn’t that Sevika wanted to see you in her clothes… of course not! She just wanted you to be warm, that’s all. That’s what she told herself as she slipped one of her sleep shirts over your head. Her heart melted when you poked your head out of the opening of the shirt and met her eyes. She couldn’t resist giving you another kiss. You smiled against her lips before she pulled back to slip a pair of your panties up your thighs and up onto your hips.
The moment you were clothed you dove under the covers, waving a lazy hand to make Sevika join you. Once she did you clung to her tightly, tucking your head under her chin to rest on her chest. Her warm body heated you up, and your eyes fluttered shut. “You sleepy, baby?” Sevika asked even though she already knew the answer.
You hummed a noncommittal noise, just opting to burrow closer to Sevika if that was even possible.
“I tired you out today huh…”
When she got no response from you she kissed the top of your head and let her eyes shut slowly too. Sleep came easy to her when she had her princess wrapped up in arms.
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