#help I’ve fallen and I can’t get uppp

[multi-culti-girl]

Y'all. I know I said I’d never have another crush again, but my San Francisco 49ers are truly testing me.

Because…. why is Ricky Pearsall kinda sexy?? 🥴

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C!schlatt- executed

I got lots of DMs asking for more angst so here

* You and schlatt get into an argument about him being president and executing tubbo ect, in a drunken rage he stabs you.

*Woah this is the longest thing I've ever written.

It all started when Fundy tipped you off about schlatts plans of executing tubbo for helping Wilbur and Tommy out,which you knew about ofc. You treated tubbo like one of your own and even sometimes helped him sneak out the Whitehouse without schlatt knowing; but killing tubbo over that broke you. You had to say something to hopefully put a stop to your husband's madness and his drinking. God did you hate how much he drunk, it drove you nuts.

You- he's just a boy. (Get the reference...)

Schlatt- I. Don't.give a fuck. He's. Traitor

You- do you blame him schlatt? Him and Tommy are close brothers even he probably felt terrible about what happend you know when you-

Schlatt- oh well should of thought I'd that before helping that that CHILD. HE'S MY RIGHT HAND MAN HE HAD ALL THE POWER AMD NOW and now he's going to pay the price and it's an expensive price to pay.

You walked over to the window and stood looking out into manburg. Just thinking about how you can save the poor boys life. How  could warn him without schlatt finding out? you came to nothing. You and schlatt were married you were first lady, wherever you went he went. You were in a deep thought about tubbo and what his death would mean to the server when quackity quietly Knocked on the dark oak door.

Quackity- uh boss I hate to interrupt but you have a meeting in 20 minutes down at the twitch prime church.

Schlatt sighed. Stood up off his chair and walked over to you, but not before grabbing the bottle. Schlatt got super close to your face, so close you could see the little wrinkles that had developed around his eyes and forehead since becoming president, your nose scrunched under the smell of alcohol from his breath or from his clothes you honestly couldn't tell anymore.

Schlatt- we will no longer speak on the matter. I AM THE PRESIDENT FOR MANBURG WHAT I SAY GOES.

He slaunted away from you pushing past quackity. Quackity gave you a sad smile as you both knew how mean schlatt could get when he drank, and recently he had been drinking alot. Quackity turned towards the open door to make sure schlatt was outta ear distance.

Quackity- go.

You- huh?

Quackity- I told Phill that you would be seeing him thecno Wilbur and Tubbo in the bunker. Go warn them.

You- i- hhhh thank you quackity I love you so much man.

Quackity- I know I know. Hurry because it looks like we are going to be in for along night if schlatt messes up this meeting

You- he's so drunk he can't even walk straight of course he's going to ok I'll run along I'll take the horse to speed things up.

Quackity quickly shut the door before running to where schlatt would be waiting downstairs for the meeting while you grabbed your axe and saddle. You made your way out the escape hatch in your office and found your horse (name your horse here pls comment the names I wanna see what y'all name your animals)

Horse- neyyyy

You- heyyyy boy shhh it's just me ok ok steady ok I'm getting on 3...2...1... And uppp fewww ok not so bad is it (horse name) ok off to warn Tubbo.

Your horse stamped it's hooves and took off for the bunker. You had ridden this path hundreds of time so it was easy for you and the horse to get to, quackity said he already told Phill about your arrival do he should be waiting for you to turn up. You were right because Wilbur was waiting outside for you to arrive. His usual green jacket and black Beanie on his head.

Wilbur- hey y/n in here look you can rest (horse name) in here Niki built it.

You- Niki joined? Awesome o haven't seen her in so long, well since she messed up the soup and schlatt fired her

Wilbur- how is he by the way y/n? Come inside and we can talk about him later or should I say rant

You- true true.

You walked through the entrance carefully, you had fallen down the rails the first few times Wilbur took you here. Over his presidential campaign you and wilbur had actually been pretty close and luckily kept in contact even though schlatt won. SBI was a group you practically grew up with just not enough for Phill to adopt you, but you don't blame him, you wouldn't fit the dynamic plus your parents didn't really like the idea but they never really liked anything you did.

Phill- oh hey y/n were all down here what do you want to talk about quackity said it was urgent so I called a meeting.

You got to the bottom of the steps to find everyone waiting on the floor for you to arrive. By everyone I mean: Phill, Tubbo, Tommy, Niki, thecno. You waved at Niki who had changed her hair colour since you saw her last she waved back with a huge smile on her face but a hint of sadness in your eyes. You had changed so much, you just look exhausted which was not wrong.

You- oh um yes hi everyone, sorry to be so blunt but uhhh there is no better way to say this. Tubbo is in grave danger. Schlatt is planning to...

Your hands started to shake vigorously, you felt dizzy, you wanted to throw up. Almost as if your body is warning you about doing this right now it's screaming at you to not betray your husband of four years like this but you have to.

Tommy- planning what y/n spit it out?

Niki- hey, y/n it's ok shhh Tommy what schlatt planning in doing to Tubbo?

You- he's PLANNING TO EXECUTE you tubbo. He knows, I don't know why or how but he knows about all of this and your his right hand man he's going to kill you tubbo, hang you for tertiary. I'm so sorry I-

Tommy- Tubbo? No? You can't die not now

Thecno- all our plans. Just gone.

Phill- he can't hang tubbo he's just a boy.

At this point you were sobbing now. Full on ugly crying. Your heart physically hurt from all the angst and the possibility of Tubbo dying. Your knees gave out on the floor as you wept for the young boy and he was still alive. The others argued in the back as to what to do. Tommy grabbed Tubbo and hugged him, Wilbur was crying over the threat of danger even thecno was a little on edge.

You- I'm sorry. But I must go I can't I can't stay im sorry.

Phill- it's ok. Thank you for warning us sport.

With that you climbed the stairs thinking about nothing honestly. You were numb. Your husband was going to murder someone you looked as your brother for years what did this mean for you? You were also helping them did he know about that? How did he know about tubbo's tretariy? You got on the back of your horse and rode back to manburg.

Climbing up the shoot to your office was miserable. You felt miserable, confused and alone. You had no idea how long you were sat in your chair looking at the chipped desk until the door was slammed open hitting the wall with a lud bang. You didn't need to look up to know it was your husband. Even before marriage he always slammed doors open like they were nothing.

Schlatt- what's got you all down in the dumps? HM sweetheart?

You- you know what and don't call me that.

You crossed your arms still refusing to make eye contact with the ram hybrid. This really pissed him off. He however pissed you off more by calling you sweetheart which to some would seem sweet but you knew schlatt better. This time was dripping in sarcasm because he was mind fucked drunk by now not caring about anyone or anything. Schlatt waddled up to your desk and stood right on front of you, still not looking up at him you pulled out some paperwork and started to mindlessly sign it.

Schlatt- me YOUR PRESIDENT just signed a huge deal with badboyhalo.what is wrong with you recently huh? Cats got your tounge ok what about pig hybrid got your tounge? Or angel of death got  your tounge or exhild child got your tounge?

You froze. He did know.

Schlatt- AHH struck a nerve, don't stop signing MY papers dear you are my wife after all.

You- no. Fuck you schlatt you can't hang the poor boy he's so young and innocent what was he supposed to do? You know I have to sign paperwork before you do anything and I won't sign off on it.

You threw your pen at schlatt in a rage. You didn't see if it hit him to enraged to care, papers were ripped, you there everything off your desk onto the floor. Schlatt just stood there blank expression not saying anything to you.

You- fuck you schlatt you don't control me.

You picked up the photo of you and schlatt on your wedding day. You ponderd on it for a second before stomping up to schlatt and shoving the picture on his face.

You- look at it. LOOK AT US LOOK HOW HAPPY I WAS NOW LOOK AT ME? DO I LOOK HAPPY TO YOU? OR DO I LOOK EXHAUSTED? STRESSED? because I am all of them things being married to you schlatt you are a terrible president and you have no power you're a pussy and won't face your problems like a real man.

Schlatt picked up the bottle of vodka and downed the whole lot you just stood there absolutely raging over this man's attitude and willingness to just disregard everyone in his life.

Schlatt- I DONT CARE HOW YOI FEEL I DONT CARW ABOUT ANYONE NOT EVEN QUACKITY OR MY WIFE. I AM THE BEST PRESIDENT MANBURG HAD EVER SEEN AND YOU WILL OBAY THE RULE OF SCHLATT. I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN HELPING THE FUCKERS AND YOU WILL SUFFER JUST LIKE TUBBO, JUST LIKE TOMMY, JUST LIKE DREAM YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR CRIMES. AGAINST. YOUR COUNTRY. AGAINST. YOUR PRESIDENT.

With every word schlatt got closer and closer to you. Terrified of schlatt, becoming increasingly more angry to the point his horns have grown pitch black out of pure hatred. You moved back as far as you could against the glass in your office. Schlatt pressing you up against it with his body but this time shoving a finger in your face and still yelling about how incompetent you are as a wife and as a person.

Suddenly you felt a stabbing pain just above your heart. You look down to see a black colour sword through your chest and red blood gushing out onto your clothes and floor ( ok the sword is still in so in irl not a lot of blood would actually escape unless the object was removed top tip but for theatrics blood eveywhere) you weakly reach up to grasp the blood covers wrist of schlatt to pull the sword out but to no avail as you suddenly feel super dizzy and everything goes black.

Quackity- she's.... She's.....y/n's dead

Quackity heard you and schlatt yelling in his office when silence happend. He knew this was a bad sign and anxiously walked to schlatts office with shaky hand. He got close enough to hear a loud thud and XP drop on the ground. He ran back to his office to think when schlatt walked by ( in this his office is made.of glass) staring at his hands, suit all covered in blood. His heart dropped and ran back to the office to collect your stuff, running on adrenaline he ran all the way the he bunker to tell the others. No time for him to cry yet he was still in shock over what just happened.

Niki- no no no no pls say your lying pleas no no not y/n

Niki dropped to her knees sobbing and rocking backwads and forwards much like you did less than three hours ago when you came to warn the crew. You were her friend and was the only person who helped her when she was working for schlatt at the white house.

Wilbur- no no why how? Pls no?

Wilbur and you were probably the closest, he found you in the forest over 12 years ago chasing after foxes and collecting berries Wilbur always wanted a younger sibling as this point Phill only had thecno and Wilbur.

Phill- oh no poor y/n.

Tommy- what the fuck how?

Phill when he first saw you recognised you emidiatly looking much like your father. However he knew the man and knew what he was like so he had no problems when you visited them for tea many nights a week. He did think about adopting you right after Tommy arrived as you looked after him so well. Crafting him many clothes and many pumpkin pies. So so so many he always asked Phil if he had the recipe as he knew you couldn't make them as frequently as you used to.

Everyone was going to miss you greatly they just didn't expect to see you at the festival but now as ghosty/n. All your tries and efforts were in vain. Manburg still got blown up. But you did make good friends with Ghostbur. Glatt knew off you but was too embarrassed to see you.

Ugh ok this took me over two hours to write non stop. I just got this idea and ran with it omg I got so carried away. As of now probably my fav story.

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

help i’ve fallen and i can’t get uppp

no fr i can’t like get off the floor

whatd u do

[ask-spiritandhelenita]

The Beginnings of a Love Story

Thank you for the ask, @ask-star-singer​

Below you can enjoy the first rp the mods ever did with Helenita and Spirit together. It tells the beginnings of their story together.

Enjoy! ^^

Helenita was wandering around. The day was sunny and she really enjoyed going out and taking some fresh air. She also liked nature. All that green and animals really made her day. After walking for quite a long time she finally saw a big tree and decided to take a rest. Helenita took a deep breath and sat down on the grass, to enjoy the wonderful view of nature. Soon she closed her eyes.

Spirit Roots walked down the familiar dirt path, thinking about his day and all of the work he needed to get done before tomorrow. He longed to reach his favorite spot, underneath a single tree atop a hill. He called it the Great TREE, although there was not much special about it. To Spirit's surprise, someone else was already resting underneath the tree. "Hello there!" He called out to Helenita.

Helenita quickly opened her eyes and looked at him in surprise. "H-hi" she said and blinked, realizing she wasn’t alone She didn’t expect anypony to visit such a place. She saw a beautiful stallion approach her and she was like “Omgosh! What a senpai!”

As Spirit neared the pony under the great TREE, he realized on cute this mare was, but there was something more than that. Something about her being here seemed natural. Spirit put these thoughts behind him and took on the role he often took here. "Greetings! I am Spirit Roots, speaker for the Great TREE. This tree here. I wanted to welcome you here and tell you that the Great TREE loves you." While the lines were rehearsed, the meaning Spirit put into them were genuine.

Helenita blushed softly and giggled. It was her first time meeting such a pony. She then gave him a warm smile, lowering her eyes a bit. "Nice to meet you Spirit, I am Helenita" said as she slowly stood up and prepared for a hoofshake.

"Its a pleasure to meet you too, Helenita!" Spirit's hoof meets Helenita's. "What brings you out this way? Not many ponies like to get this close to the Everfree Forest."

"Well...The day was perfect so I decided to spend it out, at nature. As far as the forest is concerned, I am not really afraid" she said smiling.

Spirit also smiled. "I think most ponies are just too scared of the stories about the forest, so its really not that bad. You couldn't have picked a better spot to rest."

Helenita nodded softly and looked at the sky. Then she looked back to him. "You seem to know a lot about the tree. Do you mind tell me about it?"

"I wouldn't really say I know a lot about it. I just spend a lot of time here. It's quiet here. You should see this place at sunset or in autumn. The trees leaves turn this beautiful orange.

"I can imagine that." She said and closed her eyes. She took a deep breath and sighed happily. "Indeed its magical" said still having her eyes closed while imagining it.

Spirit's smile grew. Here was someone who could truly appreciate this place for it beauty. He waited quietly so not to interrupt Helenita.

Helenita slowly opened her eyes and looked at him. "Hey where do you live?"

"I live over in Ponyville. Do you live there too? I'm not sure if I've seen you there before. I mostly keep to myself"

"Well no, i dont live at Ponyville. I am coming from Cloudsdale. I am a pegausus you see" she said and smiled.

Helenita laughed softly. She already knew that earth ponies couldnt visit her place. She then saw a butterfly and started to chase her. She didnt care if her behavior was sometimes a bit...childish because she really enjoyed that. While trying to catch her she bumped into him.

Spirit watched Helenita with a smile. He envied her carefree attitude and energy. When she bumped into him, he caught her and held onto her for a moment. "Careful..." he said with a gentle smile. He could help but blush a little.

She blushed softly and giggled nervously. She took a step back and nodded. It was the first time meeting such a kind stallion so she was feeling kind of surprised.

Spirit cleared his throats and said the first thing that came to his mind. "You're welcome to come here anytime you like, Helenita. It's nice to have some pony else here."

Helenita opened her wings and flew to her home. The next day she was back at the Great Tree.

Spirit was there already relaxing under the tree mentally planning a lesson for his students. He was hoping Helenita would be back again today. He was extremely happy to see her arrive and it showed in a wide grinned smile.

Helenita landing in front of him and smiled. "Hey there Spirit!" said full of enthusiasm and took a seat near him.

"Hi, Helenita! How are you doing today?" Her enthusiasm was contagious to him, but he resisted showing it. "I'm glad to see you," he was still all smiles.

Helenita sighed and looked down. "Well...I...um.."

"Is something wrong?" Spirit asked in concern. "I know we don't know each other well yet, but you can talk to me about anything. Anything you say here, stays here," he tried to reassure her.

Helenita looked at him with a warm smile. Then she approached and snuggled. All she needed was some love, true love.

Spirit's heart skipped a beat and his face turned bright red. He wrapped his forelegs around Helenita and snuggled her back. He hoped she couldn't hear is heart pounding with nervousness. Here with her, just felt right.

She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. It was her first time cuddling with a boy. She wouldnt even imagine such a situation. She was exited but tired too. She fell asleep into his hooves. Her peaceful look that she made when was sleeping was just magical.

Spirit smiled to himself as he realized Helenita had fallen asleep. She'd been on his mind a lot since there meeting yesterday. He was happier with her than he'd been in a long time. Spirit closed his eyes too and before he knew it, he too fell asleep, comforted by Helenita's closeness.

It was about late afternoon when Helenita waked up. She opened her eyes and looked around when she finally realised that Spirit was near, still cuddling with her. She blushed a bit. Then she apprached and whispered at him "Spiiiriiit~Wake uppp~"

Spirit slowly opened his eyes, hearing his name. He smiled, seeing Helenita still in his hooves. "Hey there~." He blushed.

Helenita yawned softly and smiled. She was thinking (((ohmyohmy! I slept with a boy! Woooooooaaaaooww! Its not that bad! Acctually i think its kinda cute! Hmm~ And he is cute~)))) she looked at him.

"Did you sleep well?" Spirit asked, trying to appear cool and calm. Internally, he was so excited and happy, he could hardly handle it. Nopony had ever looked at him the way she looked at him. And her smile, it was intoxicating.

"Yeah~Acctually i have never slept that great before! You are even more comfortable than my pillow!" said and laughed softly.

Spirit gave a short laugh and smiled. "I'm glad I could be of service! I can't remember the last time I had such a nice nap."

Helenita stood up and looked at the clouds. It was too late for her, she knew she had to return back to her home. "I hope i see you again tomorrow Spirit!" said and disappeared into the sky.

"Bye Helenita! I hope to see you again soon!" Spirit wished she didn't have to leave. He wished those moments with Helenita could have lasted forever. He smiled softly, knowing "soon" couldn't come soon enough.

Helenita couldnt help but thinking about him all that hour. She couldnt wait until next morning so as to meet him. She had never had such a feeling before. All that was brand new to her.

Spirit arrived at the tree very earlier the following morning. He was hopeful that Helenita would be there, although he thought it unlikely this early. Unfortunately he had classes to teach and couldn't remain long. He quickly wrote a note for Helenita should she show up while he was gone and pinned it under a rock. He then hurried off, trying to make it to his school.

Helenita arrived late. She saw the note tht Spirit had left for her. She looked down and decided to leave. The next morning she was there even earlier than him. She didnt want to lose the chance of meeting him again.

The following day, Spirit went to the tree again. He was saddened he didn't get to see her yesterday. To his excitement, she was waiting for him so early. He couldn't control himself and sprinted up the hill toward her.

Helenita saw him and started to trot down the hill quickly.

"Helenita! I'm glad you're here!"

She hugged him. "I missed you so much!" confessed and started to cry.

He held her tightly, tears of joy welling up in his eyes. "No need to cry... I'm here now"

She wrapped her hooves around his neck and smiled. "I am so happy to see you again!"

"Me too! I couldn't stop thinking about you since you left the other day!" He smiled. "I'm sorry I missed you yesterday..."

Helenita approaches him and holds his face. She blushes and.....

Spirit held her closer and returned her kiss.

[nope00666]

HELP! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up

Hahah no reason for that anon. Stand uppp