#helluva boss Striker

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Striker and Moxxie are about to face off in the Wrath Pain Games)

Striker (Glares intimidatingly at Moxxie and says): You're in big trouble little pal. I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!

Moxxie (Sassily replies with a laugh a moment later): You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?

Striker (Looks flustered now and pauses before adamantly stating): No! (Awkwardly dashes off)

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(Asmodeus and Fizzarolli relaxing at home with the latter working on the newspaper crossword)

Fizzarolli (Gives a thoughtful hum and eventually asks): Hey Oz, what's a four letter word that starts with a "F" and ends with a "K," meaning to fornicate.

Asmodeus (Blinks in bewilderment before he gently tells him): Well, considering this is in the Lust newspaper, I think-

Fizzarolli (Suddenly appears to have a eureka moment and interrupts with): Of course! It's so obviously "Fork!" (Starts writing his answer in)

Asmodeus (Looks on in confusion, not knowing how to respond)

Fizzarolli (Looks up at his boyfriend with a sh*t-eating grin a few seconds later and says): I'm just kidding. I know it's "F*ck."

Asmodeus (Shakes his head fondly and kisses the other)

[coprolite-moment]

idk where I went hello I'm back

[sophfandoms53]

Striker slowly losing his sanity because no one in this damn show can take anything seriously is so funny to me im sorry😭

[marcomie12]

Congratulations to Lucifer and Lilith for making me doubt my sexuality 👺

[drazhaq]

Wanted to draw my favorite Helluva Boss character with my favorite Hazbin Hotel character.

I love pathetic Striker.

[the-irreverend]

Y'all had one job...

...AND YOU FRICKIN' NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Best episode of the season. Fight me.

[shellforbrains]

something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

[valc0]

I think they deserve to annoy each other

[blackbomb206]

Same

[petitprincess1]

Bro went from Chad

To Seriously He is NOT Mentally Well

To Reverting Back To Snek

In one ep. ....He is gonna be a disheveled, psychotic mess next appearance and it will be ugly. Dude needs to just eat a Snickers and either be fucked or fuck someone.

[dranktwocoffees]

this is the first time ive. drawn stolas

[stagbel]

btw this is the conversation they we’re having there

[coprolite-moment]

misc sketches and whatnot

[hauntzbin]

totally didn't stay up until 5am to draw this

[marcomie12]

You were right Sallie May, that outfit was made for SOMEONE ELSE 🎀

[voxsremotec0ck]

𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞.ᐟ p2

⋆｡���You, new to Hell and clueless about everything, pass them on the street and give them a polite smile and wave ﾟ｡⋆

— Husk, Striker, Sir Pentious, Blitzø

Husk frowned and eyed you suspiciously, bottle lowering from his lips. What were you smiling about, what was there to smile about? Shaking his head he kept walking, taking another drink and remembering to tell Angeldust later about the weird experience.

Striker smirked at you and tipped his hat in response. His interest was officially peaked when you just kept going, smiling at other people as you went. What a strange thing to do in Hell, especially in the wrath ring.

Sir Pentious noticed your kind jester and looked around before pointing at himself. When you stop and giggle before nodding, he smiles back and blushes. No one besides Charlie has smiled at him unprompted before, it was nice.

Blitzø stopped and just stared at you deadpan, trying to figure out if he knew you or not. Maybe you wanted to do business? But you walked away, confusing and pissing him off. What the fuck did you want and why were you making it his problem?

Finished Helluva Boss and look my way made me sob hahaha