#helluva boss Striker

[stagbel]

btw this is the conversation they we’re having there

[drama-glob]

I do not envy Stolas for the fallout that is going to come from keeping so many secrets from his daughter. >_< ;_; It's going to hurt real bad, that's for sure. ;_; ;_; ;_;

*I know there's also the matter of how Stolas treats others, including his daughter, when he gets stuck in his own head, but him not telling Octavia these things are just going to play into whatever Andrealphus (and Stella) are plotting. >_<

**I included the GIF of Stolas and Blitz to parallel that both have kept important secrets from someone they care about and doing so regardless of circumstances still has consequences. :(

[sophfandoms53]

I love a bad bitch with a lil crazy blood lust in their eyes,,,

[lust-for-ultraviolence]

Helluva Boss pride picture:

The obnoxious owl strutted about beside his "impish plaything". Blitzø looked in the rear view mirror and said "oh shit, isn't that your bitch-ass fucking ex-wife?". Stolas turned to see that trailing behind the small pride parade was none other than Stella, wrapped in a lesbian flag. Stolas immediately started crying, "why is that meeanie here!?". After everyone consoled Stolas because he's the only one that matters, he approached his ex. Octavia tried to hug her mom, but stolas pushed her away.

"What are you here for? To torture me some more?" asked Stolas, whom was crying yet again. Stella looked at him, bewildered. "Are you serious? You think I'm in a pride parade to bother YOU? I'm here because I'm gay!" She huffed, trying to shove past the self centred cry baby. "Noooo! I'm the gay one! You're a homophobic straight woman" Stolas whined. Stella had had it with this guy. "You think you're the only gay person to be forced into a shitty, empty, straight marriage?? I've had to hide who I am just as much as you have! Where's MY sympathy? Where's MY song?" She shouted. The whole parade was watching in awkward silence.

Octavia succefully re-approached the pair, and hugged Stella tightly. "Oh mum, I'm so sorry. It must be so painful for you. Come up front with me. Let's be proud of who we are together". She said. Stella beamed at her daughter and walked away without another look at stolas. "But lesbians aren't important!" Stolas started crying. Suddenly, right as Stolas was going to break out into a whiny song, he was trampled by a horse. The rider of the horse held a huge nonbinary flag. Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie gasp as the nonbinary rider is none other than Striker. He slows the horse just for a moment and says, "fuck you all for not including nonbinary people" and rode off into the sunset, the beautiful flag trailing behind him.

Lmao I'm sorry I'm not a writer but I thought this was funny. I also read a post about, like, what if Stella is a lesbian/Sapphic? And I just HAD to make this happen.

[anemicjellyfish]

This scene & Blitzø's posture appreciation post:

In The Harvest Moon Festival, Blitzø gets to meet Millie's parents. He compliments them and really seems to enjoy their presence, all while maintaining his typical slouchy/casual posture.

Striker shows up, and Blitzø keeps posture the same while explaining off handedly that he's "good at [killing], so it's best to capitalize on it."

Striker continues, ignoring Blitzø's deflection of his own accomplishments, reminding him that not many imps start their own business.

And Blitzø just...

STRAIGHTENS RIGHT UP AND GETS TO FEEL SOME PRIDE IN HIS SUCCESS SO FAR

He does work hard; he is good at his job.

My boy needed that. He needed validation and genuine compliments. (If we had as much tail animation in season 1 as we do the second half of season 2, he'd be wagging his tail like a little puppy here, you cannot convince me otherwise.)

To wrap things up, enjoy Blitzø seeing a horse:

[marcomie12]

Congratulations to Lucifer and Lilith for making me doubt my sexuality 👺

[the-irreverend]

Y'all had one job...

...AND YOU FRICKIN' NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Best episode of the season. Fight me.

[shellforbrains]

something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

[blackbomb206]

Same

[petitprincess1]

Bro went from Chad

To Seriously He is NOT Mentally Well

To Reverting Back To Snek

In one ep. ....He is gonna be a disheveled, psychotic mess next appearance and it will be ugly. Dude needs to just eat a Snickers and either be fucked or fuck someone.

[hauntzbin]

totally didn't stay up until 5am to draw this

[blitzwhore]

Helluva boss as textposts part 6/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28

[sinnawii]

Alternate ending.

[sophfandoms53]

STRIKER NATION GET UP WE’RE EATING THIS SUMMER THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE WON !!!

[majosullivan]

Blitzo, having a sudden internal pause at the hospital: Why am I feeling a complete sense of pride and joy about Moxxie right now?

[geekgirles]

We don't deserve Stolas 💖💖💖