#hello there silly people in my puter

[wertpq]

ya :]

the computer contains epic people called 'friends' in it

[birrdify]

@usbkinitopet OK I'M ABOUT TO RAMBLE SO BADLY I;;M VISIBLY SHAKING AND TWEAKING /VVVPOS

HUGE SPOILERS FOR THE AU GO WATCH THE VIDEO FIRST IN THE MENTIONED HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRIST OF ALL;L HOLY SHIT . OHMY GOD . I SWEAR TO GOD I;M GONNA NEED YOUR DISCORD/ANY SOURCE OF COMMUNICATION W/ YOU SONI OR IM GONNA START RAMBLING VRY 5 MINUTES ON MY BLOG.........../silly THIS IS SO????COOL???? I;MM IM SO???WHAT?? HOLY HELL?????? AND THE HORROR ASPECTS??????????? i;m not gonna include ANY ways to get the info i got in this ramble cause i want everyone to find how themselves thats the FUN of ARGS</3333

FRIST OF ALL......WE GOT NAMES.OH MY GOD OKAY WE GOT NAMES...OKAY.OKAYOKAYOKAY .. okayOKAY im so NORMAL OKAY

DETECTIVE JONES = USB!KIN'S CURRENT USER JACOB = A FRIEND? OF JONES ... OR CO-WORKER IN THE OFFICE, CAUSE JONES IS A DETECTIVE

OKAY WAIT IM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF i NEED TO ANALYZE THE FIRST ENTRY FIRST!!!!!!!! okayokay in ENTRY ONE.....looks like our USER is a detective who found the old computer and started to document his FINDINGS because of CERTAIN EMAILS.....sounds FAMILIAR !!!!!

SDHBSJDSDNKJ SSO THE EMAILS...THE EMAILS ARE WHAT ENCOURAGE D.JONES TO KEEP SENDING ENTRIES, and THEY CAN SEE HIS EVERY MOVE !!!!!

entry one seems to be!!the START OF THE GAME !! cause he mentions getting the ARTICLES and the PRODUCTION OF KINITOPET !! hsheehHEHE THSI IS SO COOL IM STIMMING ;

in ENTRY TWO....timeSKIP TO !! A FEW WEEKS AHEAD !!! in ENTRY ONE d.jones mentions an "old friend" which i THINK is JACOB ... so DETECTIVE JONES IS THE SMARTS GUY ,, and JACOB IS THE PROGRAMMING SMARTS GUY ...... what a DUO !!!!

YAYYY JACOBS TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH SAM AND JADE ((at least II THINK) AHWSHWHSGWHS YAYAYAY

now ENTRY 2.1 IS INTERSTING... ......D.JONES MENTIONS JACOB LEAVING ND HE'D BOOT UP THE GAME WHILE JACOB'S GONE...WHICH I THINK BRINGS US TO THE START OF THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!!!! CAUSE AT THE END OF THE VIDEO THE "USER" APPEARS KJAHSWSHSDNKJ THIS IS AMAZING OH MY GOD

MORE ON WHY I THIBNK SO .... ccCAUSE if THESE DATES ARE "CANONICAL" , our USER MIGHT HAVE SUBMITTED THIS ENTRY!! RIGHT BEFORE LOGGING ON THE PUTER!!! OHM Y GOD!!!!

HHAHSHEJHSDJSD THIS MAKES MME VERY HAPPY ... .l;sdsdlmdslkMDS

OTHER SILLY THING I FOUND : THIS MORSE CODE TRANSLATES TO "HELLO?"

so NOOOOW i KNOW WHY IT SAYS LOCKED ZIPS . tTHERES A DETECTIVE...WITH THE "HELP" (more like encouragement) OF EMAILS...TRYING TO FIND INFO . THIS IS.T HIS IS SO FCOOL OH MYM GKAJSDKAD AKJWAKJDN

IM EATING THIS UUP PLEASEPLEASEPLASE SONI PLEASE I NEED MORE FOOD SONI

(aalso the sending your discord thing wwas a /j /nf uunles s ........((actually i rreally wanna talk to yyou /nf ;; hhjhgjhguhuhuhu i ddont know where to dump all mmy yapping SOBS (UNLESS YOU'RE UNCOMFY WITH PEOPLE GETTING YOUR DISCORD ITS OKAY SSORRY FOR ASKING AA AA

[cannibaldaughter]

hello little gay people on my puter. sorry i keep changing my url im just a silly little guy. anyway this is wren transcendentalyouth cannibaldaughter <3 tho im sure you can tell by the bird icon

[skxllbxnny]

insane to me that people like my content like,, im just a guy on the internet. hello silly people on my puter thank u for liking the stuff i make

[lunarchy1917]

i made a tumblr. hello new silly people in my puter

[moonfruito]

y'know what i really appreciate that people see my silly thoughts and takes about the things that i love and get excited with me. that makes me really happy actually i didn't expect to hear anyone call back when i screamed into the void hello little people inside my puter i love you