#hello hlvrai nation

[orpheaster]

[jumzies]

HOW DOES TUMBLR WORK I DONT GET IT

[aloneeyez]

Hello Hlvrai nation

[hlvraid]

HELLO HLVRAI NATION! If you're interested in participating in an ask blog/art blog, read below

This blog was started in late 2021, and has since had many iconic moments such as: The grape incident that one time.

PRIMARY ARTISTS and SUPPORTING ARTISTS

BUT since years have now passed, and the original set of mods have moved on the bigger, greener pastures, that means there's room for more artists to frolic around and have a laugh.

There are 2 types positions open this time around:

The application form below will describe the difference, and what they do! If you have some free time on your hands or just have an admiration for occasionally making a silly HLVRAI post without a place to put it, I welcome you to apply.

This blog is NO NSFW outside of CANON LEVELS OF RAUNCHY HUMOR, But the preferred age of mod application is 17+, due to me the owner being 19 years old.

Applications will be open until I decide to select people!

If you have any questions, feel free to send an ask! Thanks for reading.

[lastmatchtonight]

[CONTESTANT 03] - AI Napoleon Bonaparte

straight from dougdoug's challenge streams, napoleon bonaparte is here to make a strategic splash in last match tonight. yeah, that didn't really work out for him, huh? honestly, it's a shock he even won the match he did. i'd almost assume he somehow rigged the votes himself, but doug's just got a way broader audience than i thought. either way, like always, napoleon lost in the end. goes to show no matter how much the odds are stacked in your favor you need to be able to actually capitalize on it. maybe the reality check will help this ai finally start to function properly. i doubt it, though.

- DougDoug, his in-jokes, games played, and Twitch streamers/games.

(Coffee, Jake from State Farm, Skyrim, Peggle) (Vinesauce, Discoholic, Fortnite, The Jackbox Party Pack)

- Valve media, strategy games, and artificial intelligence.

(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Soul Nomad, Fire Emblem) (Artificial Intelligence Bomb, Hello World, HLVRAI, Daft Punk)

- French artists/culture, war, and egotism.

(L'impératrice, Caravan Palace, Madeon, Ratatouille) (Kings Season, Seven Nation Army, Willy William - Ego, Gaston)

[ssquicyramenz]

hello hlvrai nation

[mx-maddmcgeeky]

Cravin' to know y'all, my beloved, fave flick and fave game so I'm asking around! ♡

Hello hello! Welcome, come on in, have a seat! 💗 Ooh! I don't have any tops but I have a lot of things and stuffs I love to replay/rewatch!

Films/shows;

I love shitty horror movies. Like House of wax, The Boy, Reanimator and Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. I could add like 20 more.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I've seen it 40 times.

Venture Bros

Sam & Max

Star Trek. Specifically TNG.

Transformers Prime. goddamn man.

I'm not a huge superhero movie fan but spider-man 1&2 hit different.

Hannibal

Twin peaks

Jojo

Games;

Other than Valve games...

Yakuza, but you knew that

Undertale and other Toby Fox works! :)

Postal 2. It's my garbage.

DOOM is so much fun. Even the shitty ones.

Blood Fresh Supply. bc my brother played it. It- Blood will piss on your crops and burn your house down.

I've been emulating Mario games and I'm. So bad at platformers. Mario Odyssey. Luigi's mansion 3. Mario Kart Wii. Super Mario Galaxy 1&2.

I like most of the memorable Wii games

Pokemon :)

Other media:

HLVRAI (and recently, Freeman's mind!)

The Magnus Archives

Transformers More The Meets the Eye Comic (GOD that's still my jam 😭)

ARGS and Unfiction. And more recently Analog horror! There are so many, and so many have ruined my life.

SCP

I can't recommend Homestuck, BUT...

Thanks for the ask! 💗💕💞

[prismaticquartz]

🌠 hello gamer nation

YOU! LITTLE RAT BOY!!! YOU WILL NOW BE ASSESSED!!

1. Various shades of greens and a pale bright yellow!! U are moss, u are bushes, a verdant green forest in the summer, but u are the cool, comforting shade that those towering trees offer!! The underbrush of plants and leaves on the forest floor after it rains, a home for tiny critters to hide in safety! 

2. I have MULTIPLE song associations with u HFGDHG-  Greenpath from the Hollow Knight OST, bc of that green natury association and the sweet and soft..,., Runaway by DaGrahamCracka!! Bc very happy and energetic and chaotic and runnin aroudn all oebr the plac ebbrrrrR!!!! AAnd Touch Tone Telephone :). U kno y. 

3. Jsab!! Rain World!!! HLVRAI!!!! Hollow Knight!!! I met u through jsab but u were the one who got me into the other 3 I listed!!!

YOU ARE SEX INCARNATE!!! BLESS U!!!! LOVE YA SNAIL!!! 

[maraquanwocky]

LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE MYSELF

questions by teufortvr

How’d you find out about HLVRAI? my friend kitty linked me this moment and like five seconds in i decided “Ah yes. I must now watch this Entire Series.”

Who’s your favorite character and why? basic bitch answer: coomer, for his genuinely excellent one-liners and character arc big brain answer: gman coolatta, for being the g-man but also an enormous dork

Who do you relate to most in the series? tommy and benrey, for the nigh-incomprehensible rambling speech

What font do you use most? hlvrai: finurlig, probably in general: i use notepad a lot so i use consolas the most by default

Favorite Scene? “There’s nothing more refreshing than a nice dip through Sewage Waste Water.”

Favorite Act? act 4 is the best but nothing will ever compare to the feeling i had watching act 1 for the first time

Favorite Line? youtube videos: “Yes...YEEES! ...Is it working-- YEEEEEESS!” OR “Taste it! Gordon, taste it! Please! Taste it, Gordon! Please!” streams: “Weekeepidia. The online, Free encyclopedia that Anyone can edit...Missster Freeman.”

Favorite Beverage? mug’s root beer

Favorite Song (PASSPORT GUARDIAN, Dr.Coomer’s Bumpin Mix)? we can use these for MY-- CLONES-- ..........Hello Gordon!

Do you have a favorite headcanon or trope about any of the characters? i know its p much canon benrey was just licking the corpses but the first time i watched the series i thought he was eating them and i refuse to let go of that interpretation also the gman being an awkward but extremely loving father and tommy responding to the affection like its all normal while everyone else is looking on like “thats a hug???” also the gman being nice to benrey because he treats tommy like the adult he is

Have you watched any other series similar to HLVRAI (Gorgeous Freeman, Freeman’s mind)? i finished freeman’s mind 1 a few days ago and absolutely loved it. gordon’s ‘modern major general’ should be selected by the united states library of congress for preservation in the national film registry as being  "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant"

Do you drink soda? yes and i wish i could drink more

Do you think aliens exist? outside our solar system, absolutely. inside? There’s nothing there.

What toppings do you like on your pizza? extra cheese and extra pepperoni. buffalo chicken if im at a cici’s

What weapon would you use in a alien invasion? i know nothing about half-life weapons but fallout 4 revolver cool,,

If you could be in any video game, which one would you be in? the elder scrolls online but you have to add in a no death mode

If you could memorize any Wikipedia page by heart, which one? Of the many eruptions of Mount Vesuvius in Italy, the most famous is the eruption in 79 AD. This eruption is one of the deadliest in European history.

What’s your favorite video game right now? i havent been playing the Bideo Gayme at all lately but ive been craving some fallout 4 this past week

Have you played any of the Half Life games? i played like twenty minutes of half-life 1 and absolutely loved it but then a computer fell on me after i crawled through a hole in the wall and i screamed irl and never opened the game again

Do you watch any of the gang (Wayne, Holly, Gir, etc.)? ive been going through wayneradiotv ON DEMAND and have enjoyed almost every stream ive seen. im currently watching his alyx playthrough

If they make a second one, what is one thing you want to happen in it? i know next to nothing about half-life 2 and its episodes but i wanna see how gman coolatta would react to being grabbed by the vortigaunts

What do you think is inside G-man’s suitcase? its hammer space contained within a bag of holding and thus is capable of holding an infinite number of items but somehow its still about 50% tommy-related items; from family photos to his old drawings to like..weighted blankets to soothe him

Is Chuck E. Cheese a restaurant or a entertainment center? people do not go for the rat’s pizza alone. they go for the arcade and cheap-ass prizes. it is a Family Entertainment Center™

[hlvraid]

HELLO HLVRAI NATION!! My name is Jack and I love to make images and pictures and I know yall do too so I decided with the new wave of HLVRAI attention because of Benrey Chronicles and Gnome stream I would make a silly little ask blog/shitpost/doodle acc thing. 

DETAILS

Setting will vary but typically the characters will be in a house esc setting. Think of it like they all live in the same neighborhood. There aren't huge world boundaries though! They could very well just be in the game sometimes. Anon/Askers will be implemented in creative little ways like sometimes you’re an email, sometimes you’re a delivery guy, sometimes you’re a random phone call, you get it!

Rules: No genuine nsfw, canon applicable limit (i.e the hev suit is jerking me off?!, penis weenis, titty boob huge fuck, we don’t wanna hear about your cum gordon blah blah blah) 

No roleplaying (don't send an ask saying "gordon: hey benrey!" That's our job teehee)

Asks must be hlvrai/hl relevant, or reasonable for the characters to answer or react to in their world.

Feel free to resend an ask if you think we didn't get it, but please don't get upset if we decide to skip over it! 

May add more later but for now this is it :-)