#helllllllll yeh

[disease]

"when did you first start hacking?"

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz dec 22 - 30th lb

thank you all for the incredibly touching messages you left me. to receive such heartfelt sentiments from those who’ve never met me and my family genuinely made me happy-cry. 😭😭😭 you’re all the sweetest. thank you thank you thank you. 💜💙💚💛❤💕💗💘💝 *squishes all of you into a giant hug; sorry for the snot on your shoulders*

i’m almost all caught up with ishqbaaz; because A+ technique to avoid relatives who make saddddd eyes and then bring up when i’m getting married (“not anytime soon, possibly never; leave me alone, the only one i want to cuddle with right now is my obese cat” is not an acceptable answer, apparently.); so here’s the first installment of liveblogs!

22nd december

i know i said that one gesture wasn’t enough for redemption, but damn. what a gesture. he handled that situation very well. in a most non-shivaay like manner. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

i’m so confused. who is this man, really? 🤔🤔🤔

i love that anika is still giving him silent treatment. you go girl. don’t give it up that easy. 😎😎😎

“baat karlo na.”

i love gentle yet petulant shivaay. he’s adorable.  😚😚😚

since gentle shivaay isn’t doing the trick, tadi waala shivaay has taken over. 😐😐😐

anika’s gentle smile @ shivaay’s tadi walk! lol, is she checking out her own husband? 😏😏😏

oh boy. battle of the wills. 😬😬😬

“yeh kahin suna hua hai. oh haan, yeh toh mera hi dialogue hai!”

you cocky little shit. you’re asking for it. 🙄🙄🙄

god the constant sunglass theatrics. 😑😑😑

i just noticed his mickey mouse pocket square! lol, cute.

i like seeing these little nakuul touches, though they’re the most un-shivaay-like things. 🙃🙃🙃

oh girl. so extra. i mean, this time he didn’t even deserve it as much as the last time. 😣😣😣

lol those security guards give zero fucks about the marital war unfolding in front of them. 😂😂😂

he’s in lurrrrrrve. with his windshield smashing wife. 😍😍😍

that smile looks so unnatural on him. it’s weirding me out as much as it’s weirding ANIKA out. 😶😶😶

lmaoooooooo khanna makes videos of these two. what a creep. 😂😂😂

at least one member of this family is constantly under the threat of death at any given time but this guy has the time to make fanmixes of his otp and distribute. honestly. 🙄🙄🙄

what do you mean he made the wedding day video? how the hell did he get the bits inside the hotel room? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao khanna hates shivaay’s guts too. 😂😂😂

hahahaha “WHAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE????” 😁😁😁

oh he’s been saying “watch your language” all these days? i thought it was “what’s with the language?” 😐😐😐

lol khanna’s gone back to a good vantage point to shoot his videos from. 😂😂😂

yesssss, my girl is back in form. 😘😘😘

ohhhh, my boy is getting into “ishqbaaz” form as well. 😏😏😏

lol the family’s faces. 😂😂😂

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 😂😂😂

lol shakti’s loving it. 😆😆😆

aw, anika. just beat it, as quickly as you cannnn. 😗😗😗

LOOK AT THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN. SMACK IT OFF HIS FACEEEE, GIRL. 😋😋😋

… or not. mutual giggle fest is fine too, i guess. 😕😕😕

this is the most married thing they’ve ever done. 😌😌😌

“i’m not a joker. i’m shivaay singh oberoi.”

pft. what an idiot. is your name a profession? 🙄🙄🙄

lol aw anika, come on, that quite a nice laugh. give the handsome boy some credit. 😊😊😊

i wouldn’t pause like she is. if he said “sar pe maaro” to me, you’d best believe, he’d have cartoon stars and birds swimming around his head the next second. 💥💥💥

aw, puppy eyes. 🐶🐶🐶

HE’S APOLOGIZING. WITH PUPPY EYES. 🙈🙈🙈

(what was the weird move with the phone tho? is he… recording this?) 🤔🤔🤔

KISS, IDIOTS. KISSSSS! 💏💏💏

why’s tia in some rando storeroom in the oberoi mansion? 😐😐😐

goddamn, tia looks so fuckingggggg goooood. i don’t look this good when i’m in the best of moods, let alone when in a suicidal spiral. 😒😒😒

OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! heropanti ki bhi limit hoti hai shivaay. 😬😬😬

lmao mrs. kapoor calm the f down. 🙄🙄🙄

tia’s the next virgin mary; just in time for christmas too! merry christmas, oberois!!!!! 🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄

23rd december

lmao shakti’s like “behudaaaa harkat!!!!” while tej is just like “bro you shoulda wrapped it before you tapped it.” 😂😂😂

lol everyone’s michmichi at shivaay’s sex life being out in the open like this. 😂😂😂

good lord, tia and her mom roofied shivaay. you ladies are out of fuckin’ control. ya crazy bishes. 😬😬😬

ok mrs. kapoor, you’re being weird and creepy. ew. 😖😖😖

“in the same room!”

wow, mrs. kapoor is really overestimating the power of shivaay’s swimmers. 😐😐😐

oh god tia’s sanskaari drama. girl, please. you’re so much better than this nonsense. 😑😑😑

shivaay’s silent, but his face is screaming BRO THIS SUCKS ASS, I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO DO THE FUN PART OF BABYMAKING 😂😂😂

what i wouldn’t give for omRu to be here and to see their reactions. 😚😚😚

shivaay’s look at anika: BUT I LIKE MY CURRENT WIFEEEEE. I WANT TO KEEP THISSSS ONEEEE. 😗😗😗

pinky ko aur bahaana mil gaya, to ship #shiTia 😐😐😐

tej, how shitty a businessman are you, if you’re constantly wringing your hands about shivaay overtaking you in business by marrying someone. 🙄🙄🙄

everyone’s #teamShivaay except pinky. 😶😶😶

OUFF PINKY. SHUTTTTT UP. 😣😣😣

now the deal is only 36 crores. which, come on. i’m sure shivaay’s sunglass and car maintenance budget alone is that much anually. 🙄🙄🙄

*sighhhhh* tia. girl, i loved you so much. y u be so damn shady? 😩😩😩

lmao that was the worst denial i’ve ever seen of not being happy married to anika. dude, sound more assertive. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaoooooo his michmichi at her mention of “humara baby” 😂😂😂

THEY NEVER HAD SEX???? WHAT WAS WITH ALL THOSE MASSAGE NIGHTS THEN? what a load of bullshit. 😮😮😮🙄🙄🙄

wow, tia’s voice at “indignant screeching” is just… only bats and dogs can hear her at that frequency. 🙉🙉🙉

and girlllllllll, stop laying it on so thick. it’s gonna be hella bad when you get found out. 🙈🙈🙈

expert bitchface on both sides. impressive, ladies. impressive! 👏🏽���🏽👏🏽

lmao his face when he turns around and sees anika “NO BABY I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I MEANT I’LL BE THERE FOR HER BABY IN THE CAPACITY OF A DISTANTTTTT MAAMA, OR SOMETHING. I ONLY WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH YOU!” 😂😂😂

oh tiaaa. you’re being so overconfident. be smarterrrrrrr. 😑😑😑

anika’s face after “tumhe toh main shivaay ki zindagi se phek kar rahoongi”:

“oh tacky ki bachchi, zyaada english jhaadi na mere saamne, toh tumhe chaadar ki tarah jhaad doongi, samjhiiii?” lololololol best.😂😂😂

god this loser and his disgusting hair. does anyone actually think this looks good???????? 🤐🤐🤐

BRO SHE DOESN’T WANT YOUR FUCKING CHAI. 😒😒😒

ugh, so rapey. he’s even more rapey than daksh. 😖😖😖

anika trying to do a reprise of shankar mahadevan’s breathless, except more gossipy. and with more metaphors about dal. 😂😂😂

lol, what to even say to that, anika?

O BETE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 😱😱😱

oh no, both your khurafaati dimaaags together. 🙈🙈🙈

no you two also agreed that love was a waste of time, when mallika was around. 😌😌😌

aaaaaaah, marriage. must not be so bad. 😙😙😙

god i don’t even wanna witness what freqeuncy tia’s voice goes to when he suggests the dna test. 🙉🙉🙉

you’re still agreeing on the same topic, you fucking idiots. 🙄🙄🙄

tia kapoor is two steps ahead of you chuckleheads. tum toh bade kachche khilaadi ho. 😊😊😊

SHE PAID THE DOCTOR OFF YOU IDIOT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN STUPID? 🙄🙄🙄 you need to learn some shit from arnav singh raizada (like, in general, but also SPECIFICALLY about this topic.)

24th december

looks like shivaay’s aman isn’t as efficient as arnav’s aman. 🤔🤔🤔

okaaay girl, coulda bataofied his dhyaan some other way too, y'know? 😐😐😐

why would her breaking the button off cause HIM to be in pain??????? 🙄🙄🙄

oh, so tia is REALLY pregnant. by poor dead dobin. uski aakhri nishaani tak ko… this show really screwed over pure, innocent dobin. 😖😖😖

lol CHICKCHIK. 😂😂😂

pfffffffft. these idiots and their competition on who can thread a needle. 🙄🙄🙄

“BUTTON SHIRT PE LAGAANA HAI, BODY PAR NAHI!”

she’s too busy checking out your chest to be doing this well, billuji. take it as a compliment. 😏😏😏

lol, ok, guess these two will never have the romantic moment where she’ll come close to bite off the dhaaga. he has to bite off the dhaaga on his own. 😂😂😂

lol shirtEIN.  😂😂😂

ffs shivaay, you have more money, coulda paid him off with more to say its not your baby. 😑😑😑

lmao, pinky’s happiness in contrast to everyone else’s disappointment. 😆😆😆

ANIKA YOU IDIOT. WHAT HAPPENED TO MERI AANKHEIN HAMESHA TUMPE RAHEGI. 😒😒😒

why would anyone call sAumya for a statement on an oberoi baby? 🤔🤔🤔

lol, pinky wants baby to say “oh my mata” as well. 😂😂😂

WHY IS NO ONE NOTICING TIA AND HER MOM’S SMIRKS?????? 😧😧😧

pinkyyyyyyyyy shushhhhhhhhhhhh. 😣😣😣

thank godddd, he finally spoke up. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

looks like shivaay needs to go to tirupati too. 😐😐😐

anika’s in full wife haq mode. 😏😏😏

…. yeah, i was expecting that. 😒😒😒

that was a very mild reaction for shivaay actually. 😐😐😐

we heard the plate break, but now it’s intact??? 🤔🤔🤔

pft, ok stop, this isn’t a romantic moment at allllll. 🙄🙄🙄

badddddd dubbing. such baaaaaaad dubbing in this scene. 😑😑😑

good to know: shivaay has a tobasco allergy. we finally know how to kill him if he gets too out of hand. 😈😈😈

ouff, this prinku never comes with good news. ab kya raita phel gaya hai? 😒😒😒

shivaay watching tia on the news like

pinkyyyyyyy, ouffff. 😐😐😐

lol standard passive agressive desi mom response: FINE, DO TEN THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

um excuse me ppl, you need tia’s blood samples too for a PRENATAL paternity test. how the hell are you going to get those????🤔🤔🤔

SAHILLLLLLLLL IS BACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK! 😚😚😚

ew, what’s this dancing? is this her drunk ‘khaike paan banaras’ moment? 😟😟😟

SAHIL’S A PART OF THIS WEIRDLY SEDUCTIVE ROUTINE TOO??????? 😖😖😖😖

26th december

who dis lady with a sweater on her face? mrs kapoor? who tipped her off tht anika was going to dr. chatterjee? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao what is this slutty nurse halloween costume? no nurse in indian hospitals dresses like this. 🙄🙄🙄

what the helllllllll is anika even wearing? it’s like a dupatta as a top or something. 😕😕😕

“fetus ka sample, woh humne dr. malik ke lab se mangwaa liya hai.”

WHAT NONSENSE? I’M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN’T JUST “MANGWAAOFY” A SAMPLE FROM ANOTHER PRIVATE CLINIC. ESPECIALLY WITHOUT CONSENT FROM THE PERSON WHO THE SAMPLE BELONGS TO. 😑😑😑

pinky i get you’re being a good mom and all, but just take a damn chill pill. 🙄🙄🙄

lol “tadi mein nahi khaa rahe honge” i love sahil so much 😂😂😂

oh god. dancing waala plan in her mind. ugh.😖😖😖

ouff this house and its instantly party-ready pool area. 🙄🙄🙄

and where the f did anika manage to get a costume from? like… honestly, i hate contrived dance sequences so fucking muchhhhhhhhhh, they make me want to die of michmichi. 😩😩😩

bringing myself to watch this is like… the toughest thing i’ve done all day.😫😫😫

OK SHE JUST MAAROFIED THAT LAMEASS DIALOGUE AND I CAN’T, OK?? I JUST CAN’T. fwding fwding fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

lol “bhains ki aankhein kanji thodi na hoti hai” 😂😂😂

ouffff emotional dialogueeeeeee. 🙄🙄🙄

OH NO MORE DANCING. FUCK THIS SHIT. 😫😫😫

did see a cute shot of shivaay dancing with sahil in his arms while fwding, so awwwwww! 😚😚😚

oufff more drama with these damn reports, when we already know that they’ve been fucked with. 🙄🙄🙄

lol the doctor’s expressions at these three scary bitches. 😂😂😂

jesus christttt they kidnapped his kid. 😯😯😯

OMFG IS THAT ROMIIIIIII AS THE FUCKING NURSE?!!?!? 😲😲😲

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

jesus christ, what a team of crazy fuckin’ bitchesssss. only person missing here is roop. 😦😦😦

also holy soap opera twist!!!!!!! 😨😨😨

lol svetlana’s pronounciation of “tsunami” 😂😂😂

how the helllllll did tia even get here this fast? 🤔🤔🤔

holy shitttt, MASTERSTROKE by tia, with that khoon and khaandaan dialogue. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

loving sAumya’s A+ “this bitch lyinnnnnnn’” face. 😂😂😂

never thought i would feel sorry for shivaay, but i do rn. 😶😶😶

battle of the bitchfaces! i don’t know who to support! i love them both!!!!! i support both!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OH GOD PATNI SAUTAN MUQABLA JESUS CHRISTTTT ABOVE 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMGGGGGG THE THREE WITCHES AND THEIR POETRY. 😂😂😂

27th december

the orange lipstick is weirdly clashing with the rest of tia’s outfit and it’s distracting me. 😐😐😐

oh god, anika and her bullshit sanskaari pativrataa-ness. 🙄🙄🙄

i’m making the same face that tia is, at her patniiii waale dialoguebaazi. 😒😒😒

i’m glad tia found herself some supportive girlfriends and all, but did it haveeeee to be these fuckingggg crazies? 😩😩😩

HOW THE HELL DID ROMI EVEN FIGURE INTO ALL THIS???? LIKE, HOW DID THEY MEET AND FORM AN ALLIANCE? 😯😯😯

something about the way the svetlana actress talks bothers me so much. is she not indian? why does she have such a dodgyyyy accent? 🤔🤔🤔

her hair and makeup are A+ as always tho. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT?????? SVETLANA IS TIA’S SISTER?!?!!?!?!?? 😦😦😦

ROMIIIIIIIIII IS THEIR SISTER TOOO?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCKKKK IS GOING ON!?!?!?? WHAT??? JUST WHUTTTTT!?!!?!?!?!? 😧😧😧

MY MINDDDDD IS FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGG BLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

lmao the dramatic hand choreography tho 😂😂😂

that’s a realllly fucked up promise to take from 3 children all under the age of 10, mrs. kapoor. 🤐🤐🤐

jesus, my mind is still processing the fact that these three are sisters. such cray-cray! 😬😬😬

i fucking hate when shivaay wears vests that don’t match the pants of his suit. it looks ridiculous. 😒😒😒

“mujhe aap par yakeen hai.”

you shouldn’t. after the shit he did to you. aaaah, crazy love. 🙄🙄🙄

coz he’s a stupidass self sacrificial idiot. 😑😑😑

ok calm down, you didn’t REALLY die or anything. jesus. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya’s role these days is just to run into shivaay’s room and proclaim something in a panic. BRING RUDRA BACK ALREADY! 😐😐😐

lmao what the fuck kinda question is that, it’s his kid, he’ll announce whenever the fuck he likes. besides, in desi culture, making an announcement before the 1st trimester is over is never done. 😒😒😒

lmao yeah bro, you look superrrrrr stoked. 😂😂😂

LOL THE PRESS IN THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS. WHAT KINDA STUPIDASS QUESTIONS. 😂😂😂

god these anika-tia confrontations are getting FUCKING RIDICULOUS. i’m not amused anymore. 😑😑😑

god this show has morphed into some other genre altogether overnight. 😕😕😕

what non brand video player is shivaay using to view this video lol 😂😂😂

ouffffo tia’s overactingggggggg. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo mrs. kapoor and conservative?????? sure. 😂😂😂

mr. oberoi doesn’t quite want to divorce the comely mrs. oberoi yet. 😚😚😚

lmaoooo he just took HIS food and started eating. such concern for the mother of his unborn child. 😂😂😂

HE DIDN’T EVEN PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH. WHAT TERRIBLE ACTING. 😐😐😐

godddddd, such a contrived issue. besides, you should probably eat less salt these days, shivaay, better for your bp these days. 😋😋😋

WHY WON’T HE PUT THE DAMN SPOON IN HIS MOUTH LOL LIKE… THIS IS RIDICULOUSSSSSSSS 😂😂😂

DID NAKUUL THINK HE WAS OUT OF FRAME OR SOMETHING? IS HE DIETING? UPVAAS KA DIN? WHAT???

OK THE DIALOGUES IN THIS EPISODE HAVE ALLLLL BEEN FUCKING RIDICULOUS. 🙄🙄🙄

oh god, svetlana is back in her sari of horrors from the 2nd episode. 😬😬😬

gotta say, the kapoor ladies all have amazing hair. all of them. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

why are the kapoors targeting only shivaay??? surely tej/shakti were the ones who fucked up 20 years in the past? 🤔🤔🤔

OMGOMGOMGOMG OM IS NAJAYAZZZZZZZZZ. EXPLAINS WHY HE’S NOT LIKE THE REST OF THESE FUCKING CRAZIESSSSS. BE FREEEEE, OM, BE FREEEEEEEEEE. 😇😇😇

28th december

preview: anika be using her patni veto power on anyone she comes across. including her pati. who’s back to manhandling her. 😡😡😡

what dai maa? huh? who? 🤔🤔🤔

ok nakuul calm the f down with the ~~~acting. 🙄🙄🙄

everything mrs. kapoor says sounds like a damned lie. she could say good morning to me and i’d have to go out to check if the sun was out. 😑😑😑

which oberoi saab? ka kaunsaaa beta? 😯😯😯

OH SPIT IT OUT DAI MAA 😒😒😒

ok, since the source of this is mrs. kapoor, i don’t believe it. she’s shushing the dai maa too. it’s gonna end up with shivaay being the najaayaz one, isn’t it?

@azurelakes​, @aaya-ranjha-mera​ and i had this theory fucking eons ago. (#throwback to the good old days when this show wasn’t such a godawful shitshow that drove the two of them and their good sense away.)

jhanvi couldn’t conceive? and then went on to pop out 2 kids after that perfectly at a more advanced age??? SOUNDS LEGIT. 😗😗😗

how you like ‘em apples now, shivaay? now that one of your brothers (or possibly you) is najaayaz?? 😊😊😊

MRS. KAPOOR IS A DAMN SNAKE WITH THAT VICIOUS SMILE. I FUCKIN’ LOVE IT. 😎😎😎

lol, shivaay recognizes a shakedown when he sees one. 😂😂😂

mrs. kapoor doesn’t blink. it’s very creepy. 😬😬😬

why’s shivaay looking so shocked? this was always the plan. did he suddenly decide he wanted to stay with anika and not bother to tell any of us? 😐😐😐

where the f is prinku off too, packing her bag? is she off to live in sin with rapey acp? 😒😒😒

ok om is like… almost 30ish? there’s no way the stamps from THAT year would be in the passport, coz the indian passport is renewed every 10 years. 🙄🙄🙄

1990? are you telling me omkara is fucking 26????? BRUH. COME ON. HE’S YOUNGER THAN ME??????? I CANNOT TAKE IT. I CAN’T. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. 😫😫😫

ok shivaay, you’re being kinda weird about your uncle and aunt’s sex life. stop it. 😑😑😑

broooooo shivaay’s suit. the fuck. the worst. it makes him look so boxy and bloated around the middle. you know whose body structure he looks like he has in these damn “suits”???

dadi’s back, ok whatever no one gives a shit, BUT is om back???? i wanna seeeee my boyyyyyyyyy. where is heeeeeeeee?????? 🤓🤓🤓

he’s not really the one who cares about khoon and khaandaan, shivaay, you are. if you don’t give a f, then really, noone does. 🙄🙄🙄

dude. such abrupt. and rude. 😑😑😑

rightttt in the middle of the living room too. 😕😕😕

girl, why’re you arguing? like… this was always the plan. like… i don’t get why these two are being so weird about the divorce. 🙄🙄🙄

aaaaand we’re back to manhandling. so much for that apology. 😒😒😒

i know nakuul’s going for half lidded dopey romantic eyes, but he just looks high af. 😗😗😗

meanwhile, surbhi needs some anti-perspirant. 😬😬😬

“jaise uthaa ke laaya tha waise uthaa ke phenk doona tumhe”

THIS FUCKER. THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

1. what was with the weird… dancey maneuver? 2. fuck this dude, man. 😡😡😡

just sign the papers and fuckin’ leave girl. i’ve been screaming this at you since the day you married this asshole. 😤😤😤

SIGNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEMMMM. AND DISAPPEARRRRRRRRRR. 😩😩😩

oh no, don’t you make ‘i love you’ eyes at her NOW, after you said what you said. 😒😒😒

kaun manager?  is this mishra??? if it is, damnnnnnn, mishra majorly hotted up, with the beard. 😍😍😍

STOP MAKING MOON EYES AT HER AND SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS. ANIKA, CAN YOU JUST LEAVE? 😑😑😑

at first i thought the pretending to sign was a bad acting thing on nakuul’s part, like yesterday’s pretending to eat thing, but nope, shivaay’s legit just pretending to sign in front of tia. he’s not ready to let go of wifey yet. 😗😗😗

just torture and toy with her, like a baagad billa with its prey. 😒😒😒

mishra knows his boss well. good redemption of mishra track. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

fuck your dopey i love you eyes, asshole. fuck them to the depths of hell.👿👿👿

29th december

preview: jfc, tia’s out to murder anika like a vengeful mother in law who didn’t get the dowry she demanded. 😬😬😬

girl why even talk to him? just leave without saying a single word. you know the silent treatment gets to him. 😐😐😐

lmao please, shivaay’s never been “bhala-changa” a day in his damned life. 😂😂😂

anika, you’ve gotten a chance to “peecha chudaofy” him from your life, and instead of taking it and running as fast as your feet can take you, you’re standing here asking why??? 😶😶😶

can anyone say stockholm syndrome? 😐😐😐

“aap insaan nahi, ek bhool bhulaiyya hai, jisme main phas ke reh gayi hoon.”

one line summary of the lead couple’s relationship in every single 4 lions show ever. 😕😕😕

god, i feel so bad for her. why is she in love with this assholeee????? 😭😭😭

don’t you dare turn and look at her with your puppy eyes… 😒😒😒

… damnit, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!?!? DON’T!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU. 👿👿👿

oh sahil’s here to witness this too. poor kid. 😭😭😭

lol pinky thanking the gods in the bg. 😂😂😂

did his hair change all of a sudden? 🤔🤔🤔

lol, she had the box in her hand in the shot BEFORE tia comes to give it to her. 😂😂😂

nice of tia to buy anika the kinda shoes that she likes. such niceness, even when she’s trying to be a bitch! 😇😇😇

what do you mean, sAumya? 🤔🤔🤔

okaaaaaaay, setup for overly dramatic parting statement. 🙄🙄🙄

lol tia’s “BITCH, WHAT NOW?!??!?!” face when shivaay calls out to anika. 😂😂😂

… um, okay????? 🤔🤔🤔

oh hooooooooooo. code thaaaaaa. guess you have to be IN the dysfunctional relationship to really get it. 😐😐😐

why can’t open communication and honesty be these assholes’ kink? do they have to getttt off on these damn mind games? 😒😒😒

I CAN’T STOP FIXATING ON HIS HAIR. SOMETHING’S DIFFERENT!?!??! DID HE GET A HAIRCUT BETWEEN SCENES? 😣😣😣

also the happiness on his face that she got his hint. cute. 😙😙😙

6 months to divorce. really? i’m sure if shivaay wanted, he could throw his naam, paisa, power at the judicial system to get it expedieted tho? 🤔🤔🤔

ouff, overly sanskaari statement on bahuein and sasuraal. so much eye rolling. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya + jhanvi’s happinessss. goddamnit anika, whyyyyy couldn’t you fall for om and be part of THAT famjam? 😩😩😩

cannot able to stop marvelling at the kapoor girls’ hair game. A+, truly amaze. keep it up. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

trouble among the ranks. tia’s going rogue. 😬😬😬

aaaaand his hair is back to looking like it was before. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?! I NEED TO SCREENSHOT AND COMPARE. 🤐🤐🤐

husband is having issues with admitting. 😆😆😆

lol chonchlebaaz. 😂😂😂

F word has been invoked! (farak. the almighty F word of 4 lion shows)

these two and their weird fucked up foreplay. why can’t you just go for dinner like NORMAL ppl??? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

RETURN OF DADI AND HER GODFORSAKEN RASMS. 😒😒😒

i love bitch!Tia. i do. i just do. 💗💗💗

lol romi as a MAN. honestly. 😑😑😑

please, dadi’s never gonna get it. 🙄🙄🙄

does tia not know that LPG has a godawful odour added to it for the express purpose of letting ppl know if it’s leaking in the room? all indians are taught this in like 6th grade? 🤔🤔🤔

pft. as if tia would everrrrrrr talk to the help. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya, for fucks sake, you were supp to be the smart one. 😑😑😑

why did anika change clothes and straighten her hair for this? 🙄🙄🙄

ok, what was the point of that interaction with sAumya, really??? half the scenes in this show are such time wasters. 😒😒😒

also, didn’t either of them smell the leaking gas???? 🤔🤔🤔

someone’s become totally pativrata and shit. 😐😐😐

anika, that paneer looks kinda off. 😕😕😕

“c'mon anika, maachis jalaao AUR MARO!” lolololol 😂😂😂

the second best dialogue by tia after “dobin, aaj humari anniversary hai AND YOU’RE DEAD!” 😂😂😂

tia, you fucking idiot, should you be standing this close??????? TO AN EXPLOSION YOU YOURSELF PLANNED??? 😒😒😒

30th december

don’t worry tia. everyone dies. eventually. 😋😋😋

anika doesn’t know how to use matches, apparently. 😐😐😐

oh tia. tumhara toh pappu ban gaya. 😂😂😂

dude these idiotic kapoor sisters. why can’t they just whatsapp their shadiness like the rest of us? 😒😒😒

svetlana looks much nicer in a bindi. 😗😗😗

it’s ridiculous to see jhanvi just reduced to handing tej files, when we know

she’s smarter than him at businessy stuff. fuck this garbage. 😒😒😒

today i learned: om has a kitchen garden. 😊😊😊

RUDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles him in a hug* 🤗🤗🤗

lmao shivaay’s panicked little startle. i think he’s thinking of sahil’s jala hua tiffin box. 😂😂😂

pinky’s face tho. *snort* 😆😆😆

jesus christ anika, how the hell do you have a catering business when you cook like this? 😟😟😟

to be fair though, other than the fact that the paneer looks a little… CRISPY (burnt), it looks harmless. go on shivaay. have a bite. 😋😋😋

this he actually tastes, but two days ago, the spoon was hovering 3 feet away from his mouth? i don’t understand nakuul’s acting methods. 🙄🙄🙄

“bete se khaana cheenegi, BHOOK LAG RAHI HAI MUJHE!”

lmao what a fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

props to him for… lying FOR her, anyway? 😏😏😏

“bhaiyya!! yeah kaise bhookon ki tarah behave kar rahe ho!” *snort*

haha he ate all the paneer from it. such chichorapan. 😂😂😂

“AUR HAI??!??! i mean… AUR HAI!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

meanwhile svetlana di is still trying to unsuccessfully rein in tia, who’s champing at the bit. 😐😐😐

pffffffffft. consider this stomachache just desserts for the shitty thing you said a while ago. 😑😑😑

“paani bhi garam mat karna kyunki woh bhi jala dogi!”

snort. full disclosure. i haveeeee put on a pot of boiling water and forgotten about it and proceeded to burn the pan. BUT THAT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME, OKAY??? I’M QUITE THE MASTERCHEF OTHERWISE! 😇😇😇

when i feel like it. which is not often. left to my own devices, i mostly survive on popcorn and takeout. 😶😶😶

oh no. she’s gonna attempt a saira bano next. please don’t, anika!!! 😣😣😣

holy shit another dude with a chutiya choti. i got scared that daksh came back. 😱😱😱

oh prinku’s really on an outdoor trip???? lol i thought she was lying. 😆😆😆

ok who plays frisbee standing THIS close to each other??? 🙄🙄🙄

of course the shitty ACP is going to be in the woods. 😑😑😑

what’s with his stupid new wardrobe of all sleeveless??? he doesn’t have arms thaaaaat great that he needs to show them off. 😒😒😒

oh anika, don’t. don’t! you’re just going to… 😬😬😬

… aaaand there. knew that was gonna happen. 😐😐😐

acp seems to have given up his day job to be a full time rapey stalker now. what a fucking loser. 🙄🙄🙄

ok tia, that’s a fucking laaaaaarge pool of oil. be more conspicuous, girl. 😐😐😐

also, what a stupidddddd fucking plan this is.

lo. chandni bhi toot gayi. ffs anika, what the hell are you doing with your chappals that they have such short lives???? 🤔🤔🤔

who puts bananas in the fridge????? what is wrong with the oberois????? 😧😧😧

who this new servanttttt? he’s unusually hunky. kuch toh gadbad hai. 🤔🤔🤔

does tia just carry behoshi waale pills around with her at all times, coz she’s evil? 🙄🙄🙄

fwding through this coz i saw it all in the preview anyway. 😶😶😶

tia, you’re pregnant, should you be hauling a fully grown woman around??? 😕😕😕

lol, there she goes, in the fridgeeeeee. 😂😂😂

why’s the FRIDGE full of ice?? 😐😐😐

looks like shivaay’s anika sensor is on for a change. 🙄🙄🙄

jesus, tia. at least shut the curtains before seducing him??? the room has at least 2 full walls of glass. 😬😬😬

snort, anika did not anticipate that patidev would be more than happy to play along with her happily married schtick. 😚😚😚