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hellhcunded replied to your post: Hubba Hubba
He’s clutching his chest. He’s dying.
Kitty is panicking! Don’t die, papa!
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hellhcunded replied to your post: Smash or pass: Roc
No, smash him with a hammer.
“Roger!” And the hammer is once more raised and ready. She’ll get him!
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hellhcunded replied to your post: "You're guilty of carrying concealed weapons."
“So what you’re saying is.” And there’s the smirk as he patted the woman’s arms. “You got carrying permits for these guns?”
“Permit? Not really... Oh! Oh, you’re referring to firearms when you say ‘Guns’, got it.” Condor looked down at herself... nope, she couldn’t see any concealed weapons on her. Now she’s a little confused. “Nope, I do not have a permit to carry firearms, I didn’t know that existed. Not sure why you touched my arm to ask that though.”
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Time to lick Medb
She’s going to lick him back.
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Go 👌 to bed.
[ Never. You can not force me. Sleep is something unnecessary for me. ]
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“I bet you wanna be called by your first name too you thirsty man whore.”
#Why yes I am a salt filled bystander: dash commentary#lmao she's joking around#but neither of us could resist the opportunity#hellhcunded
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hellhcunded replied to your post: He's gonna lick Xalter, don't mind him.
Its his price for the cake. He’s licking her.
Xalter accepts this payment. The cake was well worth it.
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Send ✌ For A Gif Of How My Muse Wants To Fuck Yours
And a blurb of the scenario as well
Medb should have known better than to tease Rey during the full moon but she wasn’t really against what the outcome was.
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hellhcunded replied to your post: “The only difference between the hero and the...
“Good and evil is subjective, because ultimately, it’s the victor who writes the history books.”
“The victor whom always makes his path seem less bloody than it was....everyone is the hero of their own story, despite whom they kill.”
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hellhcunded replied to your post: Time to look at outdated junk that he's 100% gonna...
“Hey, old man, how much do you want for this old cellphone, and one of these old desktops?”
“They all differ in price for obvious reasons, so you’re going to need to be more specific as to what you want to buy.” The male responded as he opened the drawer of his desk. Better be ready to full out the abacus, incase they do ask for amount again.
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@hellhcunded replied to your post: “Boo.”
He spooped
“Booo!”
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hellhcunded replied to your post
Sometimes the real degenerates are the friends we made on the way
Truly
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"You're guilty of carrying concealed weapons."
“They’re not concealed, they’re just in a Bag of Holding. It’s different!”
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hellhcunded replied to your post: Time to lick Medb
“Wow, Medb, don’t make it weird.”
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hellhcunded replied to your photo
Miko voice: NOT IF I DIE FIRST
“Sorry hon, I’m afraid to say I already beat you there~.” Lookit them lil’ ghost poofs, see how they wiggle? 100% dead right there, not an ounce of life in’em, clearly.
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@hellhcunded
“Actual serious question, no shade, no embarrassment, just 100% curiosity.”
“Why do you like want a relationship so bad? They’re really not like, all sunshine and rainbows y’know?”
“Why not take advantage of all the things you can do without someone waiting off in the wind for you, like living the simple and easy life? I’m single and it’s pretty great. I can drink as much as I want, do whatever I want, and I don’t have to worry about stuff like whether my “significant other” approves of me being an obvious alcoholic or doing nothing but sleeping an entire sunday away or how salty I get at like Overwatch.”
#hellhcunded#serious question#she is trying to help cheer up tho#it's just veilied#between the lines
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