#hell's big boss and your sexy highness; lucifer

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A soft sigh fell from the king's lips as his head dropped. He was having some painful memories resurface so he was nursing a glass of whiskey.

[mystery--mist]

Hey mist, if you watch Helluva Bosses' new episode You be in a surprise involving uhhh....New Sins?

Sorry for the late answer aaaah!! I always take my time to answer properly asks but again, so busy, sorry!

I watched the episode immediately and I enjoyed so much! Seeing all the sins together (except Lucifer) made me truly happy aaaah So far my fav episode!

I love seeing they have kind of "Royal Hellish Trial" with the 7 sins in Hell for this kind of things or serious matters. I guess Lucifer is the one who judges by default since he is the King of Hell. But since Lucifer is absent due to his depression issue, and Hazbin Hotel events I guess, Satan is the second in charge by their hierarchy of Rings. The Trial is so epic and cool how is set up. The big throne up there is hella epic and the rest of sins under it.

I guess Satan made his own "throne" to don't touch the Royal one due to respect. I mean, if you sit down in a throne not yours is disrespectful and insulting in this kind of hierarchy and society. Although Lucifer can care less in his current state :")

Also I noticed the Sins wear other different outfits (Asmodeus, Mammon and Beelzebub), I guess their royal outfits as princes/princesses of the sins (or Kings/Queens dunno). I think this alternative outfits represent the circus roles once more.

Lucifer, The Ringmaster

Satan, The Strongman

Mammon, The Clown

Beelzebub, The Animal Tamer

Asmodeus, The Fire Breather

Belphegor, The Magician

Leviathan, The Freak Show

Some are obvious, others are more ambiguous, still not sure about Leviathan but I'm sure Belphegor is related to magic.

Satan design is so damn epic and hot!!

No wonder why Bee mentioned he was hot and wanted to fuck him in her episode XD This dragon daddy looks and sounds truly sexy-hot. That deep voice is quite menacing and authoritative.

Dragons are majestic and threatening, it fits so great with Satan, quite powerful vibes. Also I like the detail he has another second pair of horns similar to male Imps, that says a lot of the character as creator of the Imp species. Dragons are lizards and Imps have a kinda demon-lizards aspect as well with the tail, horns and red skin. The same traits that Satan has. Quite wise design ^^

Also the good representation of his own sin, Wrath, he has anger issues so he has a lil demon to help him to manage and control them XD Yeah it's the best to stay calm, you can't judge someone and make decisions when your emotions control you.

Belphegor design is so pretty and adorable, so fluffy!

I thought she was a giraffe for the long neck and the candle reminded to a giraffe horn, but can be also a llama because llamas have fluffy hair :")

I always loved the fact she has a candle on the head. Candles can represent the subconscious or dream world, due to she represent Sloth sin and sleeps a lot, fits quite well, also candles can represent knowledge, and I believe Bee mentioned she had medicines, powerful drugs surely and ingredients. The field of medicine is known as a field where you must have enough/high knowledge about what you are doing and using to create said medicine. Once more fit with her. And of course, candles in christian mythology represent the Soul. The eyes partner also is related to the Soul or mystic symbols.

Can't wait to hear her voice and see her personality to know more about her ^^

Leviathan design looks rad!

I didn't expect 2 heads in her design but it doesn't bother me!

I love the marine aesthetic, well since is marine monster in the mythology :"D I like the trait of the 2 heads because I believe it represents well her sin Envy since it exists the 2 kind of Envies: Malicious Envy and Benign Envy. Unlike the popular tradition, Envy doesn't represent the typical angry jealous person, you can also feel envy without having bad intentions.

The Malicious Envy, represented by the snake head, more skeptical and stoic. The one that has negative connotations, the typical, bad wishes and toxic emotions (fury, resentment, frustration) toward the other person. Destructive behavior towards yourself and the other person.

The Benign Envy, represented by the friendly head, less toxic than the other and more positive. This envy feel admiration for the other person and wants to emulate it. For example, if someone wears a beauty dyed hair that you like, you want also that dyed hair, or when you want to emulate your idol and be like them of cool (typical in teens). This envy also want to surpass yourself, set ambitious goals and motivate yourself. Although benign envy also stems from a lack of personality because you only want what others have without stopping to think about what you truly want. But in general, is less destructive.

I also must mention, dunno which head has more control over the body, maybe both and sometimes one win to the other. But when Mammon tries to flirt with Levy the first time.

The friendly head seems to be ok with Mammon while the Snake one is annoyed and take the control of the body to avoid him which results in the other head look surprised by the sudden action and gets angry with her other head, she didn't agree with the action.

Can't wait also to hear her voice and know more about her when she has her own episode.

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Side extra personal note: I like how Vivzie represents the Deadly Sins characters, not because of the design but mainly cause of their personality/behavior. People complains they are not the stereotypical Sins so no accurate and "bad design", "no original", which I disagree. It would be quite boring if they were like the typical design of each Sin, that YES WOULD BE NO ORIGINAL AT ALL. I like them because they are different in fact. And people who makes redesigns ONLY as degatory intention and play the card "I fix your design" are quite nasty, honestly. The great most of them create mediocre designs, very generic and without any personality. And of course, about people that genuine enjoys playing with the designs and want to redesign them to explore their skills, they are totally ok for me ♥

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I must mention, finally they addressed something I liked, Ozzy and Bee enjoy hang out with the lowest ranks. It seems nobody else except Mammon has a "problem" with that (?) I mean, yeah big drama, both levels of hierarchy interaction like equals, but since they are quite poweful and one of the most highest ranks in Hell, nobody should give a fuck about it. Mammon just being a bitchy about it because stupid classist. But yeah I like it exists dramas between the same Sins, some get along and others don't.

Asmodeus and Beezelbub totally sibling team power hehe High Five!

I like seeing part of Levy shows care for Mammon in the same frame XD

Also Satan just facepalm-ing because these 3 are fighting.

They are totally Siblings Family core! ♥

I also want to address this fact as well since I find important to remark. It seems Mammon has a good feeling with Leviathan, and maybe mutuals (just from her friendly side).

I mean, she was still angry with her other head/side and Mammon goes back and call her, quickly she genuinely smiles at him XD

I ship them :"D Are they in love, your Honor?

But anyway, being Mammon an asexual character, canonized in the promotional art for Pride Month, I want to say that it’s amazing to finally see an asexual person showing romantic interest and even, perhaps, a subtle sexual implication by asking Leviathan out. This is something I needed to see on screen because people often have a misguided perception of asexual individuals, assuming they can’t feel love, romantic interest, or sexual attraction towards others, which is entirely false. An asexual person can fall in love, have a partner, and engage in sexual relationships if they choose to. The asexual spectrum is broad, ranging from little to no interest in sex and/or romance. Not all asexual people share the same tastes or interests, and like anyone else from any other identity, they have their own preferences.

I hope Alastor fans stop defending the character like white knights and treating him as someone innocent and pure... Alastor can have a relationship if he wanted, yes, stop harassing people who ships him with another character only because you don't understand what is to be asexual, thank you ♥

And yes, like 4 mentions/references to Lucifer in the episode :"D He "exists"

And of course, Satan, King of Lies, just bitching XD

And the last thing I want to mention here is the symbols of every Sin Realm. Truly precious all of them!

Lucifer symbol being shattered, so meaningful due to his current state with the depression, the loss of someone, his absence.

And here the Sigils of every Demon Sin

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Which are real symbols in the demonology. Goetia demons also have sigils. I think you can see Stolas or Paimon ones as well

And in the trial as well, in their chairs are their sigils

And I guess the big pentagram there it represents the Trial of Satan

I think these all my thoughts about the Sins only so far :"D

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Lucifeerah Nightstar

My name is Lucifeerah Nightstar, and yes, I am related to Lucifer Morningstar. He thinks he’s the only devil in Los Angeles. He thinks he has the monopoly on all things sinfully delightful. Oh sure, he goes on and on about how he punishes the guilty, and can charm the pants off anyone (blah blah blah). Well. He’s about to get a big surprize when he meets me. Dear old Dad has send me to LA. Oh, this is going to be great fun.

You see...I’m the female version of Lucifer. Except, I’m nastier, less forgiving, and more fun loving. Luci has gotten somewhat boring. And Dear old Dad is sending me to LA to check up on him. To help ensure he sticks to the predestined path Dad has set for him. This is my story. Sit back, buckle up kids - it’s going to be one hell of a ride.

CHAPTER ONE - In the beginning: 

So, as I was saying - I do have a story to tell. But before I jump into the present day, I’d like to share my backstory with you. Let’s begin there, shall we?  First off, I am an angel - or rather, I was an angel in good standing. However, I misbehaved, and Dad bought me a one way ticket to Hell. You see, Lucifer and I share the same Dad (aka God). But we have different mums. Dear old Dad loves variety. Anyway...Dad sent me to Hell to manage the place as Loosey Goosey Lucifer took off to Los Angeles. That was 5 years ago or about that. 

As I didn’t piss off Dad as much as Luci did - he put me in “The Celestial School for Understanding Humans” - before he sent me to Hell. I had no idea Humans could be as stupid as they really are. It was there at the CSUH that I developed a passion, a liking, a need (if you will) for inflicting punishment on the evil doing humans; who would inevitably end up in Hell of course.  

After much testing in CSUH, they discovered my talents lie in punishing the sexual deviants, the pedophiles, the necrophiles, the rapists, the torturers, etc. Seems I especially enjoy punishing them, making them accountable for their actions, making them remorseful. Making them plead for mercy. But giving them none. However, Dad did lecture me that as Boss of Hell, I would have to punish all - not just my special pets of sexual abusers. Deal. Okay, okay - I told Dad I would punish all. Dad is so good a lectures let me tell you.  

Off to Hell I then went, packed up with all my how-to-manuals and notes from CSUH. I wasn't appointed Boss of Hell immediately. They made me apprentice first. I argued that I didn’t need that but Dad stepped in again. Yep. You know how that works. He commands obedience. To get what I wanted, I had to give him what he wanted. Fine. 

Celestials don't measure time like you humans, but I think it’s safe to say I was Boss of Hell for only a few years. During that time I had the exquisite pleasure of punishing many, many sexual abusers. I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed that. Truly I loved my Hell job. Maybe too much. 

Then I got a celestial call from Dad the other day. He has now deployed me to Los Angeles. Dad was kind enough to fill me in on what had been going on there with Lucifer Morningstar. Of course, Lucifer is a legend in my world. Even though he’s my half brother, I haven’t met him. Yet. Dad promised me that there are oodles of sexual predators in this place called LA. He even hinted that I may be able to capture some alive ones & inflict my brand of punishment on them before they go to Hell. Works for me.  

But before I was allowed to leave my comfort zone in Hell, I had to take some more bloody lessons from CSUH on how humans act, talk, eat, sleep, drink, etc in LA (and surrounding area). I had to learn cuss words, slang, something called swagger, blah blah blah. Apparently, LA humans are obsessed with sex, with the word fuck, with the word ass, and other oddities. Matters not to me. As long as I do the job dear old Dad is sending me to do - who cares? 

I tend to babble on. Back in my celestial true home - I was known to be rather chatty. Oh well. We can’t all be perfect. Back to the present time...

Before I inserted myself into LA, I had to find a body. I had to pop into a live human body. I needed to find a dead body, not too dead (fairly fresh) that I could inhabit. I had help (thank Dad) with that task. We settled on a rather attractive curvaceous woman of mixed ethnicity. Poor girl, she fell off a yacht into the ocean and drowned. We came upon her body just in time. So, let me describe myself to you (I’m very hot, as humans say)...

CHAPTER 2 - Sex appeal and sex:

Back to describing me. This body that I’m borrowing, henceforth referred to as “me” is full of curves. I’m a size 12 they say. Tallish. Thick dark brown/black hair. I’ve been told I’m half Cherokee and half Latino. My eyes are dark brown. Funny thing is (although perhaps not so funny), when I integrated into this body - there was a glitch in the celestial system (high traffic death day) & I ended up retaining a bit of his woman’s earthly persona; plus that of another soul who died at the exact same time/same beach. 

This means that I blurt things out in Spanish sometimes, spontaneously light sweet grass on fire, crave Bon Jovi music, and other little quirks. It’s very annoying actually, esp if I’m trying to seduce someone - or worse yet torture them. Head Office (aka Heaven) is working on that.  For now, it is what it is (as the humans say). 

CSUH spent quite a bit of time coaching me on how to be “sexy” in this so called hot body I have. I gotta admit, a lot of this was new to me. They had to teach me about this activity called intercourse, and orgasms. Of course, all angels understand the basics. But we’re all virgins for the most part.  It was explained to me by my celestial handlers, that I had to get sexed up, learn the art of seduction, blah blah blah. They said I had to do these things in my human body, or else Lucifer would see through me. If you haven’t already guessed, they don’t want Lucifer to know who I am. 

And they gave me my wings back. Great. Just great. I kinda got used to not having them around when I was down in Hell. My wings are golden tan. So, I had to learn how to control them too. Damn things pop up at the worst times. 

Okay, getting back to this sex talk. Maybe it’s best if I back track to last week, when I lost my virginity...

Last Week: 

My handlers had procured a muscular handsome man for me to fornicate with. They put a celestial spell on him (for lack of a better term). And here’s how it went:

Me: hello human, do you wanna fuck? Him: um, sure, but how about a drink first? That was when my handlers stepped in, froze time, and allowed me a re-do. Apparently, I needed to work on my charm.

Me: well hello there big boy, how about you insert your penis in my vagina? Him: well, yah, but how about a drink first? Yes, you guessed it, my handlers stepped in, froze time, another re-do. This went on and on and on until I finally got it right.

Me: hi Todd, can I get you something to drink? Him: yes, I’d love that. Meanwhile, I stared intently into his eyes, smiled faintly, brushed his hand lightly when I gave him his drink & proceeded to be fascinated by him. I wore a tight red dress with a zipper in the front. I made sure my boobies (I love that term) popped up and showed cleavage. Apparently I have big mammary glands. Often, I can’t stop playing with them myself. Apparently, that’s not socially acceptable to play with yourself in public. Soooo, getting back to Todd. 

I made sure I asked him leading questions, I wanted him to talk about himself. I made him feel that he was the most interesting man I’d ever met. I made us another drink. I sat beside him on the king size bed in the luxury hotel suite we were in. I pretended that I spotted a bit of something on his cheek, and I gently touched his face to brush it off. Then I got up and went back to my chair.  After our third martini, I put on some music. I asked Todd if he’d care to dance. I learned it’s okay to bluff ppl - to tell them things. Not lies. Just not quite truths. I told Todd I needed to learn how to dance the Vienna Waltz. And could he teach me? Again, eye contact locked and loaded. 

I let him lead me. I pretended to have two left feet. We laughed & laughed. He held me closer. I could smell his cologne, his human manly scent was intoxicating. It was expensive. Anteus by Channel. I just wanted to touch his face, his neck, his chest. I asked him if that okay. By now, my voice was husky, raspy a bit. His was a notch above a whisper. The music played on. He nodded that I could touch him while we danced. So I did. I had to admit I was curious about this human man. I needed to experience this sensory stimulation. 

Then I started feeling rather tingly. I wasn’t quite sure what to make of that. He held me closer. I could feel a slight bulge in his dress trousers. He asked me if he could touch me, my face, my hair, my neck. I nodded in agreement. He was so gentle. So unhurried. I let him caress me. I was starting to feel light headed. He asked if he could kiss me. I said yes, please do. And so we did. His lips were soft, yet firm, manly. I could taste his martini. His whiskers tickled my face. I giggled a bit. He was amused. He kissed me harder then. I could feel his breath quicken. The slight bulge in his trousers are growing. He asked if he could undo my dress. I placed his hands on my chest and guided him to the zipper. 

Slowly, link by zipper link, he undid my dress. It feel to the floor. I was wearing black lace Versace lingerie. I could tell he liked what he saw. I took his face in my hands and I stared into his deep green eyes. I could see his sexual hunger. His need. His desire. But I wanted to see his soul as well. So I gazed intently until I got my answer. He was a good man. So I let him guide me to the bed. I relinquished control. I was all his. 

The music stopped. All I could hear was his breathing, his whispered words telling me what to do, how to do it. It just seemed like time stood still. That all that mattered in the universe was he and I. Nothing else. Just two humans pleasing one another. 

When he entered me, I felt a bit of discomfort. Apparently, this body hadn’t had sex in quite some time. But yet, it hurt so good after a while. He confessed he couldn’t hold off much longer. He needed his orgasm. I told him to let go. And then I kissed him hard. He let out a deep growl like gasp and said “oh my God”. I noticed his eyes were squeezed shut. His face was flushed. He looked as if he was in pain, but it wasn’t pain - it was bliss. An orgasm so intense that he lost control of himself in the moment. He collapsed upon me. And I held him tightly. He needed to recover. Having sex with an earth angel is an intense experience.

After about an hour, which saw him napping blissfully next to me, he awoke and told me it was my turn. Of course, I asked him “my turn for what”? He thought that was pretty funny. He asked me if he could given me an orgasm. I thought that was likely a good idea. I didn’t see what all the fuss was about orgasms anyway. But, ok. My handlers said I needed to experience that. 

Okay”, he whispered to me, “we have to get you back into the mood”. Ahhhh, then I got the idea. I asked him if we needed another martini for his part. Again, he laughed softly and shook his head no. “Just lay back on the pillows and let me make you feel good” he gazed intently into my eyes as he said that. “okey dokey artichoke” I replied. Then I gasped and covered my mouth. Where the hell did that come from I wondered! He roared with laughter. I apologized. I was a bit flustered. I urgently felt the need to burn sweet grass. I fought that need.

He leaned over and kissed me. I guess he figured that would shut me up. I get chatty sometimes. That did it. I was back in the mood within minutes. I let him do things to me that I had only read about. It was hard to just lay there and let him do those things. He explained everything to me as he was doing it. He asked me if certain things he did were more pleasing than others. I was very light headed. It was like I was riding a wave of intense pleasure. And just when I didn’t think I could stand the pleasure any longer - I had an orgasm. “Oh my fucking stars” I screamed out, I’m sure louder than I should have. I let out sounds and gasps and grunts that surprized the hell outta me (and I’ve lived in hell so I know).

“Holy hot damn shit balls of fire, Romeo!” - again, I clasped my mouth shut. Where the hell did that come from?! My thighs were all jumpy and shaky. My abdomen twitched. It was like I had received a burst of celestial big bang. Wow. I really did see sparkly stars out of my eyes for a few seconds. Todd held me close, comforted me. I started to cry. These tears kept springing from my eyes. I was confused. I didn’t understand. Then my damn wings popped out. Just like that. Bang. I smacked poor Todd right off the bed with my bloody wings. He landed on the floor with a thud. I knocked the wind out of him. “Well fuck dat shit”, I proclaimed. Yet another spontaneous comment flew out of my mouth from Dad knows where these expressions come from?

I helped Todd back to bed. He was a bit dazed. By that time, I compelled my wings back in. He wanted to know what happened. I said a gust of wind blew in from the door. Like a plough wind. And it blew him off the bed. He looked at me like I was insane. I just shrugged my shoulders. What else could I do?

Still dazed and confused, he crawled back into bed. We cuddled and talked quietly. I asked Todd why I was so teary and emotional after my orgasm. Todd said it can be like that the first time someone has a whooper orgasm. I couldn’t even speak anymore. I opened my mouth and jibberish came out. I felt the sudden need to listen to Bon Jovi. I didn’t tell Todd that though. Bad enough he thought there was something weird about me. 

From that moment on, I was a bit hooked on orgasms. I finally understood. This human fascination and addiction to sex. Finally, I got it. But, what was I going to do with it? My next lesson was sexual self control. I’ll explain more later. And wing control as well. I couldn’t continue to pop my wings every time I had an orgasm. I mean, who does that?

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Lucifer had a lot to be excited for this Sinmas. He was planning to make it really special so he had made lots of sugar plums in the shape of little ducks and he was passing out bags to everyone he saw.

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Lucifer barged into Asmodeus' office to start pacing around the room. His horns poked out and the flame burned bright. He was muttering lightly. Ozzie could hear something about the damned radio demon and various other things.

After a few moments he stopped to look up at Ozzie. "There is a new wedding at the hotel and I was wondering if I could borrow Fizzy."

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"It's that time! Pride month and I get to celebrate my TWO daughters and their love." This whole month he was eager to use any excuse to talk about Charlie and Vaggie.

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"Well since we are doing this..."

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@angelsandemons for Bill Cipher

There was some talks about a rather strange thing lurking around outside. There was even some whispers that he even made this thing. He had to check it out for himself.

He went outside to see the bizarre creature for himself. The sight of the triangle was unsettling. He truly was something truly different. He gave a little awkward laugh as he adjusted his collar. This had to be one of his father's failed experiments. There was no telling what to expect with him.

"So who are you?" He asked leaning down to examine him a little more closely.

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@poisonedxbeauty for Angel Dust

Lucifer slide over next to the spider giving an awkward glance. He was not very good at this. He was struggling adjusting to the hotel. "Heya there, Annie?" He said not sure he got that right.

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plotted starter for @grimowled

It wasn't often he was out and about now adays. It was harder to find reasons. In his seclusion he had wallowed away for so long. He was attempting to reconcile that by reaching out to many of his old friends. He wanted to attempt to make things right.

He arrived at Stolas mansion then used his cane to tap on the door. He waited a moment before he was greeted by the imp. His surprise was clear as he scurried away. He never even got to say anything.

He walked on inside to see the empty halls. there was this sense of hollowness as Stolas situation stirred some inner turmoil of his own.

He stood there staring at the portrait of Stolas and Octavia. A gentle smile came to him. He heard the footsteps of Stolas then turned to greet him with a big hug. His arms wrapped around him. "Wow, look at you. you know something is different." he laughed awkwardly.

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"How about a human with integrity? Seems they all spawn from your rotten seed."

" A woman with integrity! Wouldn't that be a thing to see!"

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@toxitrosia for Samhain starter!

The hotel was open and he was out spreading cheer. He had been at the parades and even was socializing. He smiled then held out a candied apple to Valentino. He faintly remembered the demon. "Velma." He said cheerfully.

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Pink, yellow, purple Charlie @ her dad

Send rose to tell my muse how you feel

Pink: Admiration/friendship Yellow: Joy/Platonic friendship Purple: Enchantment

The sight of the beautiful flowers just melted his heart. As he gazed at them his eyes went up to see his little apple; only she wasn't so little now. She was becoming a beautiful young woman. It overwhelmed him with so many emotions.

His wings fluffed up big encasing Charlie in the biggest hug as he twirled her around the lobby.

As they spun magic swirled around them and they began to float above the ground. Flowers fell all around them.

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@hellsgreatestgame for Samhain starter

He walked over to Rose to drape a blanket around them both. It had been a good day and it was just getting started. "Want to go to the bonfire?" He asked.

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" On a scale 'f one ta ten, I'm clearly a ten, baby, an' ya ain't so bad yerself, Lu~" /Angel. Him rating the sins and Angel couldn't resist

He raises his brows suggestively then floated higher up to be closer to eye level. "I tend to break the scales. I'm the best you'll ever have."

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"I just want to know the best Sin is Ozzie and the worst is Mammon." He was debating if he should rate everyone. "Bee is high up there too and Belphie, well I need her." He sighed.