#hell’s paradise spoilers

[cyzyhah]

“I’d do anything to protect you.”

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i have five episodes of hell's paradise left and this show is gonna be the end of me istg

no i'm sorry i'm just saying stuff but how is it. squiggily. squiggily tell me. how is it that everybody's getting flashbacks and inner monologues when they're about to die. EXCEPT FOR EIZEN.

reo (idk his name. purple man. the guy who tried to go home and ended on the ship wrecks.) got a whole ass speech to sagiri and gabimaru, even tho we didn't even know he was gonna die! the blond little guy that's traveling with the swordsmaster got a speech about his passion for dissecting corpses and nothing even happened to him!

bakugo and muichiro (idk their names either) got a whole damn episode! eiji (?) got a whole conversation with sagiri and got into her head enough to give her a breakthrough in battle! tenza got a backstory that was so well made that it was also shion's backstory! nurugai got a backstory! nurugai didn't even die!!

i'm acting pissed but i'm not because it's great storytelling, i genuinely enjoy the show and it's good enough for me to see more of eizen through the lens of other characters but not one eizen centered flashback for rey? not one?? 🥺🥺

(all this to say once your next event rolls around i'm probably gonna have an eizen request lol)

NANZNANXNNSNDNSN REY I CANT- 🤣🤣🤣 This ask tickled my funny bone so hard HELP!

BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS EIZAN UNJUSTICE??? Not that he had much to add besides being hot but like- SIR. WE NEED BACKGROUND DETAILS!

Kishyo! (Ren) that’s so true, AND FUCHI!!! Oh god I love Fuchi- he’s such a weird little dude! 🤣 He travels with the big dude- Gantetsusai!

STOP NOT BAKUGOU AND MUICHIRO QHXBWNNDNWNDNS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I let out such a wheeze! Chobe (Bakugou) and Toma (Muichiro); the Aza brothers and some of my favorites! 🤣 and that one guy! Genji!

“Nurugai didn’t even die!” HELP QJZNWNDNNWND I’m sorry- the audacity of her to live and have a backstory! /j 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No truly- I knew he was kinda whatever in the long term of the story but STILL! I can’t remember if we get more of him or not in the manga? But yeah! I’m glad you’re enjoying the show!!! It’s so GOOD! (Despite the Eizen disrespect of course)

((bestie you don’t even need to wait- feel free to send me one, I’ll gladly make it for you! 💖 He needs more love! They all do really!))

[oh-katsuki]

I’m going to moan out loud.

[jaebird88]

Pour one out for my homie, Senta. All he wanted to do was draw and be by Yuzuhira’s side… 😭

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[nanviart]

I just think they are neat

[nevermeyers]

jigokuraku as onion headlines [manga]

[mettywiththenotes]

It's them. to me

[silversoulsociety]

Yamada Asaemon Shion

Jigokuraku E8

[a-very-sparkly-nerd]

I FELT LIKE I *WAS* MICO, HE SO FLAWLESSLY BROUGHT US INTO HIS PERSPECTIVE, MADE *US* TELEMACHUS IN Legendary I LOVE YOU MAN

I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO GO INTO BOXING AS MUCH AS I DID (or EVER) LISTENING TO Little Wolf

I HAVE NEVER FELT SO VICARIOUSLY REGRETFUL AS I DID LISTENING TO We'd Be Fine

I HAVE NEVER HAD MY JAW DROP LIKE THAT LISTENING TO Love In Paradise

I HAVE NEVER SPASMED AND SCREAMED AND PHYSICALLY RESTRAINED MYSELF LIKE I DID LISTENING TO God Games

TEAGAN WAS A QUEEN AS ALWAYS, MICO DROPPED A BOMB FROM THE SECOND HE SET FOOT IN THERE, BARBARA'S VOICE?! HOLY SHIT?! IT'S NOT FAIRRRRR, AYRON GAVE EVERYONE S H I V E R S, AND LUKE MADE ME SCREAM AND CRY AND THROW UP (in a good way)

GO GIVE THE NEW CAST MEMBERS LOVE, LISTEN TO Gladiators and Luke Holt Official (and others!!) AND KEEP UP THE ADORATION FOR THE OLD ONES BUT DON'T HARASS THEM; THEY'RE PEOPLE, TOO

[bloodyshadow1]

Just licking her for now reason you disaster sapphic ninja

[cyzyhah]

“Making you love me was never my goal but loving you from afar is enough.”

[skyeslittlecorner]

About Two Stars...

I like to compile my feelings about events into one post, but this time I've been sitting for an hour and staring at the keyboard with an empty brain. This is probably the best proof of how strong this event was. Dense plot. Lots of emotions. Tons of worldbuilding and news. Oh lord.

i warn you, this will be VERY chaotic

Spoilers below cut

Gamigin is. He is. Is anyone surprised that Lucy just adopted him? I would do it too? He's sweet and silly steals the little dragon and puts him in a pocket he's mine now

...not that he was adopted right away, although it makes it all even funnier

They're affectionate. Both. This is just a family that found each other, I love this trope, and these are so heartbreaking-

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING HERE, BUT I'M HAPPY HE CAME! With other kings, I would be a little afraid, but it's Satan. I trust him. And rightly so, as it turned out.

Leaving it here just because satan and sitri

Sorry. I missed him. This idiot is willing to throw himself under a laser to protect the guy he tried to kill three seconds ago because he knows it would trigger Armageddon. I love you when you're smart, don't get close to MC, it overheats your brain.

BACK TO THE POINT

The fact that Luci fell from the sky himself is extraordinary. He ripped off his own wings. I LOVE IT. He is as delulu as angels are, but in a different way, because he sees pain and is able to face it.

But I think what impressed me the most was his relationship with the Seraphs. I thought they would act like brats and hate each others, and guess what, they do behave like a spoiled little brats, but in love with their older brother. So. Sweet. I'm so freaking biased about Michael and I cried like an idiot. They loved Luci. Luci loved them. In fact, the whole scene at the end, maybe it's my imagination, but Luci sounded like he wanted Michael to stay there with him instead of living an illusion in heaven. He could gouge out his eye as punishment, but he couldn't hurt him when he ordered other angels to die. In fact, he explained to him as if he were a younger brother… Aghhh! My heart! There is so much love and suffering between them. Of course, Michael, I'd gouge out your other eye for dragons, but ughhh

And we learned a very important thing that Michael is a little masochist.

And the whole thing was best summed up by Leraye

Me to puppy, me too

[redundantz]

Me watching Hell's Paradise ep 1: "oooo dark ninja/samurai shounen lets go!!!!" . . .. ... ..............he has a wife?? He loves her so much!!?? AND shes adorable?" （；´д｀）ゞ

[jaebird88]

Man… If Yui turned out to be a deception, I’ll be so mad-sad.

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JIGOKURAKU EPISODE 04 - GABIMARU & YUZURIHA