#hell; for like... mhh... ten million I'd never eat at a restaurant again; though there I'd like to negotiate exceptions to try stuff | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

medicinemane · 15 days ago

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Saw a poll asking which fast food I'd give up for a week for a million dollars, and it's like I'd give up fucking food for a week for that price, there's literally nothing that wouldn't be on the chopping block when it's giving it up for a week

Not to mention I already barely have fast food once a month, and that's only if you count the costco pizza or burgers from the general store (which are more like backyard bbq style... like... the not great but not bad kind from a grill, you know?)

So... money please, I already won, pay me

#like I'm not even kidding about if I got it signed in a contract that I'd get paid; that I'd give up eating for a week for that much #pretty sure while it wouldn't be good for me I'd make it; and... that would only be like 7 less meals that week for an average week #I wouldn't be happy; I don't like being hungry (which is pretty much my forever state; I'm hungry as hell right now)#I know enough to know it would probably take a toll on me given the way I'll prowl the house over and over looking in vain for food #like it would be bad #but there's not a lot I wouldn't do for that kinda money; I'm not gonna pretend that a million isn't a price I can be bought at #basically no hurting anyone; nothing that would do permanent damage... really really gross stuff would cost more #but I don't pretend to have too much pride for this #if you're a sick freak with too much money hit me up and we can probably make a deal #anyway my real point in this post was just the fact that like... give up fast food for a week?#for that price I'd give it up for life; I lose at most costco pizza and perhaps food from the general store; though it isn't fast food #I don't like fast food much; it's already too pricey; you're paying me to do what I already want to do #and with that money I could hire someone to come to my house and teach me to cook #I could pay someone in town to get my groceries... it's a not brainer #hell; for like... mhh... ten million I'd never eat at a restaurant again; though there I'd like to negotiate exceptions to try stuff #like... make the deal that I can't go places regularly; and I can't loop hole this to just always be traveling #but that like if I travel to Japan or something I can try the restaurants there #...twenty five million and I never eat at any restaurant anywhere ever (I'd pay people to have me over for dinner)#one hundred million I never eat anyone's cooking again (I'd go to Japan for instance and pay someone to teach me to cook)#(have them eat with me to make sure I made it right; so I could experience it but no one else made it)#these are my prices #but for real; I never ever ever even go to restaurants; there's exactly one kinda high end pizza place I'd miss with that deal #and again... I'd just go in and pay someone to come help me figure out how to make it at home

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