#hell even a gal I'm flexible

[savage-rhi]

Fuchsia 💙

[rhodesrider]

Please Read.

Starting around mid-July, I will be starting a small business of doing custom WWE bracelets. My job currently isn't as lovely with hours and I need something to do with the time to help with rent and other needs in my home.

Now I Know what you're thinking, "Why not just find another job?" Due to My postpartum I'm still struggling with sadly; I'm not prepared to overwork myself. Hell no one is, but I still wanna get stuff done. I've tried to find remote work from home but that has been a hassle as well due to me not being as experienced as they like me to be.

So, working another job, that's out. Even if I get accepted, I wouldn't be able to have anyone as flexible as my current boss. He understands my struggles and the fact most of my time is being with my son. And on top of that like, I said hours have been trash. And remote work and trying to find it has been a hassle, so what's the best next thing?

Selling product. I've had a recent love for making bracelets lately and I wanna put that to good use. Especially for the WWE Tumblr Gals\Guys\Theys. I have most of the materials I need and now I just need proper storage and to figure out proper shipping for everyone. When I get the Esty up and running I will post the website on my page so everyone can put in orders.

If you want to support in anyway, I do Cashapp, PayPal and Venmo. If need, please Dm me so we can communicate. I want this to work so badly and I'm so excited, my goal for more supplies and also storage for the crafts is $100. YOU DONT HAVE TO IF YOU DONT WANT TO. Please don't feel like your obligated to donate.

Thank you again for reading and I hope you have a wonderful Day/Night.

P.S: I will try my hardest to keep doing fics on top of all this. I swear I have a lot of W.I.Ps to work on.

Please Repost and Thank you again.

[askoverlordvox]

What does it take to be an overlord?

Now we're getting to the hard hitting questions! What's it take to be an Overlord, you ask? A combination of things. Here's how the process goes...

First, you need to embrace what you are! The sooner you get in touch with your infernal inner demon, the quicker you tap into your Sinner form! That usually comes with a way of defending yourself, which...

Leads us to the second thing: power! It's tough getting started- hard to con others into thinking you can keep 'em safe- but once you've made a few deals, the souls under your control feed into your infernal demon, increasing your power!

That gets you to street level respect. A gang leader- not an Overlord, not yet, but you're on the rise. Because even Hell still runs on cold, hard cash. To get that money, you've gotta develop a skill or corner a market. Once you've got the cash, you can afford to start buying real estate to exert your power. People recognize and respect a brand.

There are other ways, though. Take Rosie for example. Gal's got Cannibal Town eatin' from the palm of her hand- but not her hand! That takes a certain kind of charm and moxie, and she's got both. Zestial's a good example, too; the guy's ancient, and he oozes that sort of calm, nonchalant assuredness that can convince you he's calculated your every move. People trust Rosie's charm and Zestial's wisdom. For myself and Carmilla, though, it's not enough to have a great personality; establishing yourself in a volatile market is a good way to command respect. I chose TV, my specialty, and she went into weapons dealing. @ask-cerethos is another example- she controls the flow of information throughout the Pride ring. Ol' Al took... a different approach; he wields fear like most folks use a fork.

Ultimately, doesn't matter your approach, just that you're good at what you do. People respect that. They want that. In fact, they can't get enough of it! Even souls you don't own start trusting you, or fearing you, or respecting you, and you know what that translates to?

Faith.

Yeah, in a fucked up way, faith is what makes an Overlord. Shouldn't be surprising; this whole fuckin' place is a perversion of faith in one way or another. If you're like Husker, you fuck up enough times people lose that faith in you, your Overlord status starts to diminish. Your infernal demon, it gets hungry- lustful for the power it once had. You become desperate to sate it... desperate enough to make a deal with another Overlord. Or, if you're foolish enough, even a Sinner. Or maybe something else entirely...

So, all that is the how. But what does it take? It takes creativity and perseverance, adaptability and flexibility, sticking to your plan and abandoning your morals. Overlords might have allies but they rarely have friends- you have to be willing to use every person in your afterlife to pursue your goal. Once you've become an Overlord, you can relax, but until then? Everyone around you is just a tool. You just have to know how to use 'em.

I'm half convinced Carmine only became a weapons dealer because she knew it would put her in the best position to protect those precious daughters of hers. It's exactly that sort of ruthless calculus that makes her a strong Overlord. Does she have obvious weaknesses? Sure. Is anyone foolish enough to test their luck on the woman who built their weapons? Absolutely not. She could disassemble anything thrown at her- politely or not. People recognize Zestial's shadow; everyone in Hell knows who he is. Rosie has her whole town at her back. Every Overlord has that strength at their fingertips. What makes them an Overlord is how easily they will deploy that strength for no better reason than to prove they can.

And me? I'm the man who put the phone in your hand, who gives you shows to distract you from your miserable existence; I'm your escapism and your hope, your sense of security, all rolled into one. People know me. People trust me.

Who better to put your faith in than the man in the TV?

[thetavolution]

OC Meme

ELYSE STARLING

Tagged by: No one.

B A S I C S

- Full name: Elyse Drusilla Starling - Gender: Female - Sexuality: Pansexual - Pronouns: She/Her

O T H E R

- Family: -> Father: Dorn Starling: He is Elyse’s human father. He owns the Starling Gem Mines. He’s a selfish man who is hyper focused on his image. He wants his daughter to act in a way that is becoming of him. Looking good in front of his rich friends is more important than his family’s happiness. He’s also trying to climb the political ladder with minimal success. He has been able to throw money at plenty of politicians. He's the one who tried to set up an arranged marriage for Elyse. -> Mother: Althaea Starling: She is Elyse’s high elf mother. She married Dorn for his money and he’s not all that heartbroken about it. She never wanted to be a mother, but it was expected of her. She’s never been maternal to Elyse. She’s controlling and needs everything to fall into place, including Elyse. You could compare her to Lucille Bluth. -Birthplace: Baldur’s Gate - Job: Noble - Phobias: Arachnophobia - Guilty pleasures: She likes to give herself flowers. Why wait for someone else to do it? She is a little embarrassed about it though, so she counts it as a guilty pleasure. Her other guilty pleasures are long luxurious baths, keeping up with gossip among nobility, and indulging in sweets. If she lived in the modern world, she'd be watching so much reality TV, like The Real Housewives of Baldur's Gate. - Hobbies: Archery, hunting, reading, dancing, helping people, picnics, writing letters, adventuring, and doodling

M O R A L S

- Alignment: Good Neutral - Sins: Pride, envy, and gossip - Virtues: Courageous, honest, compassionate

T H I S  O R  T H A T

- Introvert / Extrovert - Organized / Disorganized - Close-minded / Open-minded - Calm / Anxious / Restless - Disagreeable / Agreeable / In between - Cautious / Reckless / In between - Patient / Impatient / In between - Outspoken / Reserved / In between - Leader / Follower / Flexible - Empathetic / Unempathetic / In between - Optimist / Pessimist / Realist - Traditional / Modern / In between - Hard-working / Lazy

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

- OTP: Rolan x Elyse. I just genuinely thought Rolan getting with a noble was funny. It made more sense if she was a runaway noble though and not someone deep in the trenches. Her parents wouldn't approve of him and they can go to hell for it. - Acceptable Ships: I'm open to ship ideas or even Elyse/OC pairings! I think she'd also be good with Wyll or Karlach. - OT3: I don't have any for her. She's a pretty monogamous gal. - Brotp: -> Jaheira — I just feel like they would mesh. Jaheira would constantly make fun of her and Elyse would welcome it. It'd make her feel like a normal person and not a noble. -> Wyll — They just get each other. They grew up in similar circles. Children of privilege, they want to make something of themselves outside of their wealth. They also understand how they were treated by their fellow nobles. - Notp: I can't think of anything, honestly.

tagging: Anyone interested!

[carlyraejepsans]

What do you headcanon everyone's sexuality to be?

honestly I'm very um. whatever about sexuality headcanons. I don't think monsters in undertale see gender and sexuality as we categorize them in real life, so things are a lot more flexible. that being said, i do have Some Thoughts:

alphys is bi. like just bi, she's the only one i have a straightforward headcanon for. she even has the lil pride flag stickers on her water bottle n shit.

i like the idea that asgore and toriel are so old that they still view sexuality as something you Do rather than something you Are, like people used to do back then. i mean asgore obviously loved rudy at some point in his life and toriel has some wild stories from her youth that she'll play coy about, but neither of them would describe themselves as queer. just because that's not how they think of sexuality As A Concept.

i... don't see sans as the kind of guy with a label ? i think when you get down to it, he would technically fit the definition of demi, but he'd zone out halfway through the kind of conversation that leads to that conclusion so he just shrugs it off when you ask him and makes a bad joke to change the subject. also it varies, i like ace sans and i like bi sans too, but straight sans still feels more accurate to me than him being into dudes lmao. he does joke about kissing the homies goodnight tho ("WAIT A SECOND... YOU NEVER KISS ME GOODNIGHT. AM I NOT PART OF THE HOMIES??" "i never kiss anyone bro, we don't have lips" "OH! THAT'S RIGHT!!! ...CAN I STILL BE A HOMIE??" "sure man, knock yourself out")

okay okay i know how it sounds, but y'know that action movie dynamic where the machomen hero duo fights together side by side and spends all the film having very high homoerotic tension with one another except they both have wives and play it off as a bromance because if it was truly gay they would alienate over half of their fanbase? PAPYRUS AND UNDYNE ARE LIKE THAT, BUT PLAYED COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. it is completely 100% platonic, they're both HUGE homos in opposite directions and it has no bearing whatsoever on their individual sexualities. it's just the kind of spontaneous homoeroticism that spawns from beating the same guy up every day for enough days in a row. but yeah they're both gay as hell. (also undyne feels like the "10 years ago i married my best friend. my girlfriend isn't too happy about it but me and papyrus were drunk and we thought we could get away with tax fraud" kinda gal).

oh and papyrus doesn't do romance at all. full stop. aro!papyrus my beloved

mettaton had his gender identity crisis already and when he finally worked it out and saw the sexuality crisis in the distance he just decided he wasn't gonna deal with any more of that bullshit

frisk is a baby. they grow up to be very bi and very flirty, tho. which surprises no-one.

[fembutchboygirl]

Hello dear witch! I hope your day is going well :D Thank you so much for your ask, how about some numbers in return? Let's do... 15, 21, 22, 39, and 47 please!

Oh wow this is going to be a LONG oc ramble post.

15. What is the first thing people notice about them?

Holly: either her very pink clothes or her bottle blonde hair

Spark: just. Aer whole. Thing. The emo/punk/goth/??? aestethic really stands out

Lucas: depends. If he's got his wings out, his wings. If not, the fact that he's pretty built (he's a himbo and an athlete, remember?)

Maia: not just her being buff. She's BIG. HUGE. She's like 6'4 and built like a damn train. And she's A TEEN.

Caden: his very orange hair (thanks, Irish/Scottish genes)

21. What would be the item that they would hate to lose most?

Caden: his trusty Swiss Army Knife. It was a gift from Dave#1 (one of his mom's many, many ex-boyfriends, and Caden's personal favorite) and what gave him the kick that set him on the path to technology. It's also super useful and ooo shiny

Maia: her favorite plushie, Madam President. She's a teddy bear that Lucas got her for her birthday. She's GIGANTIC. She's almost as tall as Maia, and thus is the one she likes hugging the most. She's a very fancy gal (she's got a bowtie!) but doesn't mind the snuggles. She'd be really hard to lose, though.

Spark: a tiny non-binary flag that ae has on a pen holder (is that what they're called??). It was the first pride thing ae gathered the courage to buy that expressed aer identity like that before coming out. And ae just told their family that it was from some game. It's nothing big, but to Spark it represents that tiny bit of rebellious courage that is needed to, in some way or another, say "I'm here. This is me and I exist".

Holly: A cheap, old plastic ring with part of its paint scratched off. She remembers getting it on a sour candy packet: "Lucky charm ring! Only 1 in 50 packages!", it was advertised. Little 6 year old Holly went nuts after opening the package to a sugar-covered lucky ring half buried in candy. She was the chosen one! She started wearing it all the time for luck. As she got older, Holly stopped wearing it at all, but she still secretly carries it in her pocket or bag when she's in need of some luck (big test, her first superhero battle, that sort of stuff).

Lucas: A t-shirt with Rick Astley on it. It's his all time favorite t-shirt, ever. Not only it turns him into a walking rickroll, but it's pretty baggy. It helped him feel more secure about his body when he started going through puberty and until he got his first binder.

22. What are their eating habits like? Do they snack throughout the day? Or do they eat sparcely?

Maia: the best on the team. She takes good care of her health, and therefore of her eating habits as well. She has an inner schedule for meals that she follows almost unconsiously, amd when she doesn't for some reason, it mildly upsets her. She eats healthily and is very susceptible to hunger, being the one who consumes more energy in the whole group.

Caden: Maia's absolute opposite. Eating habits? You mean most people don't keep their metabolism on their toes?? He's just like that. He'll work on a project for a whole day and eat or drink absolutely NOTHING. He'll go through a whole day consuming only hot chips and energy drinks nonstop. He'll eat a 30 servings plate in one sitting. Hell, he may even have a normal day eating at normal times once in a while. It drives Maia crazy. And don't even get me started on his sleep "schedule".

Holly: She can't eat when she's too anxious or stressed, so if she's going through a rough patch she'll skip meals until she's too hungry. Coffee is her best friend and she drinks it throughout the whole day (never more than 4 cups though), alongside some snacking if she feels like it.

Lucas: he's got a pretty flexible eating schedule. Not feeling like lunch right now? It can wait until next hour! Hungry again 30 minutes after breakfast? We bring to you: second breakfast! Stayed up late and now your stomach is empty? Shove fistfuls of shredded cheese into your mouth until you're satisfied and continue with your sleepless shenanigans! But it's not too bad, really.

Spark: in the middle of Lucas and Caden. Ae has quite the appetite, and yet ae is a skinny bitch. Ae actually was kinda insecure about it in the past, since it comes from a hormone imbalance, but ae got over it and even embraced it. It still bugs aer sometimes though, especially when people are being judgemental.

39. What's your character's guilty pleasure?

Lucas: Scout Cookies. He loves them. He's convinced that they put some sort of drug in them to make them as addictive as they are.

Holly: Spicy food. Like, commit-arson-inside-your-mouth spicy. She aquired the taste for it from her dad, who's Indian, and then tripled it. One time Spark tried to pull a prank on her by dousing her food with pepper, and internally freaked out when she just. Ate it. Like normal food. Without even flinching.

Caden: Incredibly cheesy romance movies. Half of the time he laughs at them. The other half, when he's feeling emotional, he'll actually get invested. (*sobbing* She loves you, Marie! Don't do this to her! Your fear of getting close to people and getting hurt caused by your tragic past relationship shouldn't get in the way of your romance! *more sobbing*)

Spark: Looking at catalogue pictures of cute aestethic outfits such as fairy kei, pastel goth, kawaii or softcore. And wondering how ae'd look like wearing them.

Maia: Stickers. She has two albums filled with them, and she practically gravitates towards the glittery ones. One time she stuck one on Lucas' arm and it was a "holy shit she really does love me" moment for him. (I could also say plushies, but she's 100% unashamed of that one.)

47. What is your character's reaction when someone does something nice for them?

Caden: Thanks them profusely and is twice as nice to them for the rest of the day.

Lucas: Now he owes them a favor. It will literally not leave his mind until he does something in return that matches or outmatches the size of the favor he recieved.

Spark: After an "Aw thanks!" ae will sneak niceness their way throughout the whole day. Levels of sneakiness may vary.

Maia: Will give them a gift as a thanks, most likely something she cooked. Like cookies, or cupcakes.

Holly: "Thank you. Here's five dollars."