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levi-lover · 4 years ago

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New Light Part: 1

College Levi x Reader(Modern AU)

W/C: 2.5

T/W: Pretentious Hipster Levi lol

A/N: Levi is a moody English major who spends his free time reading at the local cafe and yes, I think that is sexy as hell. This is a slowburn piece kinda inspired by the Hulu show Normal People! I love that show but I could never watch it again bc it breaks my heart too much lol. Anyways, I hope you enjoy! (Part Two will be up soon! & this picture is from Pinterest)

I’ve put all the parts in one list here: New Light Masterlist

“I just don’t get it.” You huffed and leaned back into your chair.

“Don’t worry, this stuff takes time to learn!” Hange looked at you earnestly.

The two of you had been studying at Maria’s Coffee for a few hours. Your genetics midterm was in a few days and you were completely lost. You met Hange on your first week, you anxiously walked into the lecture hall thinking this would be an easy pass to fulfill your science credit. Oh boy, were you wrong. Immediately, you were thrown into the depths of mitosis and chromosomes. The only good thing that came out of it was your new friendship with Hange. On your first day, Hange complimented your sweater and asked if they could sit with you. Hange was a genetics major so this class was easy, hell, it was fun for them. They offered to tutor you so you bought them coffee during your study sessions in return.

“Yeah, you’re right but still,” You said in between sips of your coffee. “How do you like this stuff?”

“Oh, it’s fascinating to me, it’s crazy how we’re made up of tiny cells and in those cells is our human history but we can’t even see it. It’s like the world’s smallest yet most important puzzle.” Hange’s eyes lit up as they continued speaking.

You listened and continued to drink your coffee. It was late but the cafe was still busy with college students hurrying to type their papers and study for tests. The lamps left soft yellow shadows on the cream colored walls. The cafe was homey and it felt like it was a cottage pulled straight out of a forest. From the back of the cafe, you could see the entrance. It was raining and people ran across the sidewalk with their jackets over their heads. You laughed through your nose.

“Hey! Are you listening?” Hange questioned.

“What? Of course, I am. Science is the answer to everything, right?” You quipped.

Hange rolled their eyes and went back to their textbook. You kept your eyes on the front door. It had been a few days since you had seen your coffee shop friend. The word friend was a loose term for your relationship with the dark-haired boy. Your relationship started one day when you were sitting in the spot you are now, it was late, close to 1 am and after downing two cups of coffee you needed to pee. Across from you was a small man holding a used copy of Slaughterhouse Five, he was dressed in all black and was munching on a muffin. You asked him to watch your stuff, he nodded and pushed his hair away from his gray eyes. From that point on, you developed a friendship founded on your mutual respect for privacy yet concern over each other’s well-being. It became an unspoken rule that this was the only place you would meet. Your attention returned to your work, if he wasn’t going to show up then whatever, he was just another stranger.

“Hange, I think I’m gonna call it a night.”

“What?! Why?! We haven’t even gotten to the good part, wait until you hear about what happens to the amino acids during replication.” The same familiar look of excitement washed over Hange’s face.

“Look as exciting as it all sounds, I’m gonna have to pass.” You began to gather your things when the front door opened. You looked up and saw the dark-haired boy. He looked as pretty as always with a beige tote bag draped across his shoulder, droplets of rain hung onto his dark strands. Next to him stood a tall, handsome blonde man who was looking around the cafe. His eyes stopped when he reached your table and he lifted a hand and waved at you. You looked at him confused.

“LEVIIII!! ERWIIIN!!” Hange yelled and waved their arms. People looked up at them with annoyance.

“Wait, you know them?” You asked.

“Who, those idiots? Yeah. I forgot to tell you I invited them to study with us. Levi promised to help me write a paper,” Hange said nonchalantly. “Shit! I should have asked you if that’s okay. Is it?”

You looked down and felt your face redden, “no worries, it’s not a problem.”

“I’ll introduce you to them, they’re buttheads but they don’t bite.”

You sat back down and looked at your notebook as the dark-haired boy and the tall blonde walked towards you. A bundle of nerves planted themselves in your stomach but you couldn’t understand why. You’ve known this man for a couple of months now, slowly building a friendship at your own pace. It was nice to have control over something in your life for once but life always has a different plan for you; it was time to properly meet the dark-haired boy. All rules are eventually broken.

You ruffled the papers in front of you and took another sip of your drink but it was empty. Shit, you thought. The two men were standing in front of you and Hange at this point. The dark-haired boy looked at you, his brows furrowed.

“Hey, you’re House Coffee,” he said in a monotonous tone.

The blonde man and Hange looked at him confused, “wait, you know her?” Hange asked.

You shook your head, “nope.”

The dark-haired boy looked at you confused.

“Well, kinda, actually,” You muttered.

“Huh, that’s cool!” Hange announced. “Levi’s a little bitch but you probably already knew that.”

“Shut up, Four Eyes,” Levi retorted.

The blonde man laughed, “my name is Erwin. I’m a Political Science and History double major.” He gave you a dashing smile and lifted his hand.

Levi rolled his eyes, “humble much?”

Erwin gave him a glare before returning his clear blue eyes to you. You chuckled and raised your hand to his. It was a firm handshake.

“My name is (Y/N), it’s very nice to meet you, Erwin. And it’s Levi, right?” Your head turned to the dark-haired boy and he blushed slightly. Hange and Erwin exchanged a look.

Hange raised their hands slightly and asked, “I’m confused.”

“When aren’t you.” Levi remarked.

“Oh, shut it you. I thought you two already knew each other.”

You placed your hands around the empty mug, hoping it would stabilize your nerves. “Know might be a strong word, I guess we’ve seen each other here before?“ You shrugged and looked at Levi.

He nodded, “I agree, we sometimes look after each other’s stuff and talk about books.”

“Good to know. I’m glad Levi has someone else to talk to,” Erwin declared.

They pulled out two chairs and placed them around the table. Erwin pulled out his laptop and his binders, everything was color-coordinated down to the tabs and pens. Levi pulled out a yellow notepad and a beat up copy of On the Road and single black pen. He tried his best to act natural but was unsure how to act around you and his friends. He wasn’t prepared for his two worlds to crash, it wasn’t that he was ashamed to know you. He enjoyed your company but it was something that was special to him. He didn’t want to share those precious late night hours with anyone else but you.

“I’m going to go buy a tea, (Y/N) do you want anything?” Erwin said pointing at your empty cup.

“Uh no-” You were about to say before Levi interrupted you.

“12 oz house coffee, splash of soy,” He stated.

Hange raised their eyebrows, in all their years of friendship he had never bothered to learn their coffee order. Erwin was equally as surprised. You stared at Levi, unsure what to say.

“Alright, you got it,” Erwin said before grabbing your empty mug.

Levi and Erwin got up and walked to the front counter. Hange grabbed your arm and you looked at them surprised.

“How long have you known Levi?” They whispered.

“Uh, like I said, ‘know’ is a strong word but a couple of months. We just sit near each other and sometimes talk. It’s not a big deal.”

“I can’t believe Levi didn’t tell me he knew you,” Hange said in disbelief.

“Did you tell him about me?” You retorted

“No but still. If I knew my two friends knew each other, I would have set this study party together a long ass time ago.”

You shrugged and went back to looking at your notes. By this time, Levi and Erwin were walking back to the table. Erwin was holding a mug of tea and your coffee, Levi was holding a mug of tea in one hand and an apple muffin in another. Erwin handed you your coffee and you thanked him. He sat in front of you and Levi opposite of him. Erwin cleared his throat and asked, “how do you guys know each other?”

“We met in genetics class,” You responded.

“You’re a science major, too?”Erwin asked.

“No, I’m a humanities major but I still need my science requirement so I’m taking this class and majorly regretting it.”

“Hey, it’s not all bad. We’re friends now,” Hange nugged their elbow at you, you gave them a smile and nodded.

“What a reward,” Levi muttered.

You held back a laugh which made Levi smile, he hid it behind his book.

“How do the three of you know each other?” You pointed to the trio.

Hange shot up from their text book and exclaimed,“oh, (Y/N) you’re going to love this so it all started four years ago…”

It was their freshman year, Levi’s uncle had just dropped him off at the dorms and left him alone to unpack. Levi didn’t have much except for a suitcase of clothes, a bed sheet set and a small box of books. He started to put his clothes away in the drawers when the door opened and a lean, tall blonde boy and his father walked in, pulling a cart of the boy’s belongings.

“Hi, you must be my roommate. My name is Erwin,” he stood at the doorway awkwardly waving at Levi.

“Levi.”

“Hello, I’m Erwin’s dad, nice to meet you.”

Levi gave him a small smile and continued to organize his side of the room, it took about fifteen minutes in total. After Erwin’s dad left, Levi and Erwin sat on their respectives beds in silence. It took them awhile but eventually they bonded over their mutual love of Russian poetry. Over the next few weeks, they built a symbiotic relationship filled with chore charts and late night study hangs. Levi genuinely enjoyed Erwin’s presence, he was his first friend outside of his hometown. Erwin felt the same way too. He never had a huge opportunity to meet people since he was homeschooled until his final two years of high school. They had found a companion in each other.

The week before Thanksgiving break, Erwin convinced Levi to host a small gathering in their dorm. Levi hesitantly agreed and Erwin managed to get his hands on a weed brownie. They invited a few of their floormates and shared the goods and drank a single Mike’s Hard Lemonade that Hange brought. They sat on the concrete floor and waited for the weed to hit after thirty minutes, no one was high. One of their floormates, Zeke, took a whiff of the brownie and laughed.

“Erwin, this is a fucking regular brownie,” he glanced at Erwin who was tenderly sipping out of the bottle. Zeke’s roommate, Porco laughed.

“No, it can’t be,” Erwin responded. Hange looked around nervously and Levi glared at Zeke.

“Ha, whatever. This kickback is lame anyways. Let’s go,” Zeke and the others left.

Hange, Erwin, and Levi stayed in silence for a few minutes until Hange spoke, “I thought it was a good brownie.”

Erwin gave them a half-hearted smile and looked down at the bottle. Levi sighed and walked to his closet.

“Now that those fucktards are gone, let’s have a real party,” Levi said as he pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.

Erwin looked at Levi, shocked. “How long have you had that?”

“My uncle gave it to me when he dropped me off. As a going away present.” Levi shrugged it off.

The rest of the night was spent taking shots of whiskey and playing cards games, it was the first night of many.

“Wait, really? Erwin you bought a dud brownie.” You held your side as you laughed.

Erwin looked sheepishly at his drink. Levi had a smirk on his face.

“Yeah! Looking back at it now, it’s the funniest thing ever. But those other guys were jerks. I don’t remember their names now or anything but I hope they’re living horrible lives,” Hange proclaimed.

“I believe it and I hope so too.” You wiped a tear from your face and felt Levi’s gaze on you.

Levi had never seen you laugh that hard, he liked this side of you. He went back to notating his book but he couldn’t deny the feeling of warmth in his chest. The four of you remained in comfortable silence for a while. The coffee shop began to slow down as the clock ticked further into the night.

“This has been a lot of fun but I think I’m going to call it,” Erwin’s deep voice broke the silence of the table.

The three of you nodded in agreement and began to pack your bags. You watched Levi’s slender fingers gently put his belongings into his tote bag. His dark hair was getting long, it brushed against his cheek as he moved his body. You looked away quickly, you knew nothing could happen between the two of you but watching him interact with his friends casted a new light on him. Levi, what a name, you thought. For the past couple months, he was your secret friend, someone you could talk to without feeling judged because he was so removed from your everyday life but now, it was different. You both shared a mutual connection and of course, you shared the countless hours spent in this cafe.

The four of you made casual conversation as you exited the cafe. The cold air whipped your face and you tugged your scarf tighter around your neck.

“Hey, do you need a ride? I’m parked a block away,” Erwin asked you.

“Don’t worry, hot stuff. I’ll walk her home.” Hange winked at Erwin, Levi rolled his eyes.

“I live a few blocks away but thank you. It was really nice to meet you Erwin and Levi it’s nice to finally know your name.”

Levi looked down at the ground and a pink glow appeared on his face, “yeah, this was nice.”

You watched them turn around and walk in the opposite direction for a moment before turning to Hange. The air was cool and the clouds had parted, leaving open an endless sky peaking through the buildings and the trees. It had become a ritual for the two of you to walk home after study sessions since you lived a few blocks away from each other. Hange made casual conversation on your walk home but you hardly paid attention. You kept on thinking about Levi and wishing you never learned his name.

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caws5749 · 5 years ago

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This took SO LONG thanks @natthisback

1: Name Madison

2: Age 21

3: 3 fears spiders, not becoming a doctor, becoming like my parents

4: 3 things i love marvel movies, my blanket (whoops), and scrunchies

5: 4 turn ons compliment me, be chivalrous, (idk if this means sex turn on too or not but) moaning my n- ANYWHO uh and the last one definitely like showing you want me

6: 4 turn offs someone who only talks about themselves, being like wishy washy, being arrogant/cocky, complaining about the same things

7: my best friend that would be shea @cloversofshea

8: sexual orientation lesbian

9: my best first date okay SO this like isn’t a first date but it was my first like nicer dinner date so I’m gonna count it. It was just this past weekend actually and i just i loved it so much it was amazing

10: how tall am i 5’2

11: what do i miss honestly, feeling like i was good at things

12: what time were i born 11:14am

13: favorite color purple, although it’s slowly been turning to like a baby light pink

14: do i have a crush yes yes i do and i likes her a lot

15: favorite quote “Truth is a matter of circumstance. It’s not all things to all people all the time. And neither am I.”

16: favorite place Chicago or New York City

17: favorite food SALMON

18: do i use sarcasm yes, but i feel like i don’t use it as much as i used to

19: what am i listening to right now Christmas pop playlist on Spotify

20: first thing i notice in new person whether they only talk about themselves

21: shoe size 8 or 8.5

22: eye color blue

23: hair color right now, it’s a brown that goes to blond at my ends

24: favorite style of clothing so if this means like fav style to wear daily, definitely athleisure. If it means in general, i love love love preppy looks? But not super preppy.

25: ever done a prank call? Absolutely, many times

27: meaning behind my url i explain this in my about me page (linked in bio!)

28: favorite movie captain America winter soldier

29: favorite song i don’t really have favorite songs but rn it’s prob December night by Michael buble

30: favorite band i don’t really have fav bands

31: how i feel right now it’s really hot in here, so warm. I feel okay

32: someone i love i love lots of people but ill stick with @cloversofshea

33: my current relationship status I’ve answered this so many times literally just look at the ask game tag

34: my relationship with my parents um yikes

35: favorite holiday Halloween

36: tattoos and piercing i have i have 6 tattoos! “Breathe” on my right inner ankle, a heart on left shoulder, heart w equal sign in it behind right ear, basically an ecg on my left inner ankle, Aquarius symbol on right bicep, and caws 5749 on my left side. And my ears are pierced.

37: tattoos and piercing i want definitely the black widow symbol in the same place Scarlett got her og6 tattoo, an amino acid tattoo that spells out “wah” , definitely more little tattoos! And maybe more ear piercings idk

38: the reason i joined tumblr so, I’ve had a tumblr for many many years. I originally joined bc my best friends at the time had them, and i was like sure! Ive deleted that personal blog since, and started my new personal blog a few years ago. I also have a studyblr that i started i think back in high school, and i just started this blog back in the end of July!

39: do i and my last ex hate each other no, I’d say far from it bc i likes her a lot

40: do i ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts yes from her and i fucking love it, it used to be a bigger thing almost every day and i loved it

41: have i ever kissed the last person i texted lmao no and for those who were wondering it is @cloversofshea

42: when did i last hold hands LMAO WITH @michelinaamour WHEN I WAS STUMBLING HOME DRUNK IN HIGH HEELS

43: how long does it take me to get ready in the morning it depends, anywhere from ten minutes to an hour and a half

44: have you shaved your legs in the past three days no! I am super lucky and have really light colored hairs on my legs and so i dont’ have to shave very often. Also i just want to say that i personally love shaving my legs and it is my choice to do so.. girls, you do not need to shave!!

45: where am i right now so i started answering this in the research lab, but i am currently sitting at one of the dining places on campus finishing it

46: if i were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me LMAO DEFINITELY @michelinaamour because she’s done it ALREADY FOR ME MULTIPLE TIMES

47: do i like my music loud or at a reasonable level it depends, in car trips, definitely blast it. But just driving around or listening in doors, definitely reasonable level

48: do i live with my mom and dad nope i live with @michelinaamour

49: am i excited for anything yes, I’m excited for lots of things. I get excited easily

50: do i have someone of the opposite sex i can tell everything to no. I used to

51: how often do i wear a fake smile this is a really interesting question. I don’t consider smiles i give to random people like ordering food or something to be fake, so i would say fake smiles are when I’m not okay and trying to hide it. Which happens less often now bc I’m just much happier of a person

52: when was the last time i hugged someone I think it was @michelinaamour two days ago but i think i hugged @cloversofshea that day too so

53: what if the last person i kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me I’d be heartbroken tbh

54: is there anyone i trust even though i should not yes, certain adults in my life

55: what is something i disliked about today my hair won’t do what i want it to :(

56: if i could meet anyone on this earth who would it be probably Chris Evans or Scarlett Johansson

57: what do i think about the most tumblr and everything with that, or probably her or school stuff definitely

58: what’s my strangest talent i don’t think i have any lol

59: do i have any strange phobias yes definitely haha, I’m terrified of stepping on worms

60: do i prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it i think a few years ago i would have said behind, but honestly I think I’d love to be in front of the camera now

61: what was the last lie i told i actually don’t know. Maybe this past weekend as to like the fact that i was going out on a date instead of just going out with a friend

62: do i prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online I’d say talking on the phone bc then they cant’ see me lmao

63: do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes

64: do i believe in magic? Yes, or at least, that’s what i tell myself

65: do i believe in luck yes

66: what’s the weather like right now snowy!

67: what was the last book I’ve ever read The Butchering Art, it’s about the history of surgery

68: do i like the smell of gasoline omg yes yes yes yes yes yes

69: do i have any nicknames yes, madz, madi, girl who lives by the kitchen, queen (a new one) and clown (also a new one) thanks @natthisback

70: what was the worst injury I’ve ever had back in freshman year of college, i did something stupid and my foot swelled up like hell and hurt so bad. There were no fractures detected but the swelling stayed for a really long time, as well as the bruising and pain, and it never returned to normal

71: do i spent my money or save it SPEND IT BABY

72: can i touch my nose w my tongue no I’m not that talented

73: is there anything pink in 10 ft from me. Hmm part of my backpack? And my rings are pinkish bc they are rose gold. Oh and my scrunchie is pink, as well as my iPad

74: favorite animal cat

75: what was i doing last night at 12am i was still at work In the emergency room!

76: what do i think satan’s last name is uh honestly Jim lmao (it’s demons Jim! @cloversofshea )

77: what’s a song that always makes me happy when i hear it so good by dove Cameron

78: how can you win my heart suggest we watch a marvel movie, and I’m prob straight up in love. There are other things too but they’re pretty general, like compliment me, show you want me ya know

79: what would i want to be written on my tombstone haha, as a joke, “so realy its very thing. Just to keep everyone guessing.” But idk something funny

80: what is my favorite word i have no idea, maybe like sophisticated or something like that or aesthetic , champagne is a good one too

81: my top 5 blogs on tumblr ooh! Okay so @markiplier @lesbian-deadpool @americasass-romanoff @lesbianmariahilll @shining-rey-of-sunshine but i love so so so so so many more, and i have a lot of top blogs

82: if the whole world were listening to me right now what would i say fuck trump also I’m gay as hell and I’m growing tired of hiding it from people

83: do i have any relatives in jail not that i know of

84: i accidentally eat some radioactive vegatables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super power of my choice! What is that power lmao this question is great. Prob same powers as Wanda

85: what would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on any weird fetis- JUST KIDDING. Do you still think about them?

86: what is my current desktop picture so on my laptop, it’s fall flowers. But since that’s broken af, i use my iPad and that background is one of the apple ones. It’s just a beach idk why but I’ve never changed it

87: had sex WHY IS THIS IN EVERY SINGLE ASK GAME WTF

88: bought condoms nope i am gay as hell bye

89: gotten pregnant nope i am gay as hell bye

90: failed a class nope, definitely come close though

91: kissed a boy yes

92: kissed a girl yes

93: have i ever kissed somebody in th rain honestly, probably at some point, but I’ve never had one of those romantic kisses in the rain. I really really want to though and i think about it a lot

94: had job yeah, I’ve had three true jobs

95: left the house without my wallet probably

96: bullied someone on the internet no bc I’m not a fucking douche

97: had sex in public not yet

98: played on a sports team yeah, played softball and basketball in middle school

99: smoked weed yeah, but i didn’t get high

100: did drugs nope

101: smoked cigarettes nope, i think i asked drunk once if i could smoke, but my friend was like “really?” And i was like uhhhhhh just kidding haha

102: drank alcohol lmao i drink fucking all the time i mean. I literally have drunk writing nights , I’m drinking tonight too

103: am i a vegetarian/vegan i was a vegetarian for a while, and then an aspiring vegan, and then vegetarian, and then pescatarian now!

104: been overweight no

105: been underweight yes

106: been to a wedding yeah, but like not for a long time. I was like 4 and the flower girl. Oh WAIT. Does playing a wedding count? I played cello at a wedding so i was there???

107: been on the computer for 5 hours straight hell yeah, how would i function not doing this with class and relaxing

108: watched tv for 5 hours straight lmao definitely

109: been outside my home country yeah

110: gotten my heart broken yeah

111: been to a professional sports game yeah. I don’t really do sports though , so when i go it’s usually in suites and I’m just there for the food

112: broken a bone nope!

113: cut myself this is...a. Really deep question but bc i want to be able to speak about mental health on here, the answer is yes.

114: been to prom yes! I went to my junior and senior proms!

115: been in airplane too many times

116: fly by helicopter no, I’m not sure if i want to do this or not

117: what concerts have i been to I’ve been to lots. So first off, I’ve been to hundreds of classical concerts (and performed in them). As for pop, Bruno mars twice, maroon five like three times. Selena Gomez. Josh groban. American authors. Definitely others that i don’t remember

118: had a crush on someone of the same sex yes I’m fucking gay

119: learned another language so if this means fluent, no. I took a decent amount of French and am learning Russian right now!

120: wore make up absolutely. When i choose to wear makeup, its because i fuckign love makeup haha. Most days I’m lazy though and like to let my skin breathe and be natural

121: lost my virginity before I was 18 no

122: had oral sex yeah

123: dyed my hair many times

124: voted in a presidential election okay i think so but honestly can’t remember. But I’m pretty sure i did.

125: rode in an ambulance no and i never want to.

126: had a surgery no and i never want to haha. Well i cant say that. Depending on how my life plays out, I might freeze my eggs or something.

127: met someone famous yes, several I think, but probably Henry winkler was the one I remember most.

128: stalked someone on a social network yeah

129: peed outside nope don’t think so and definitely don’t want to

130: been fishing yes I have been ice fishing and regular fishing

131: helped w charity i have!

132: been rejected by a crush I’ve been not liked back but i don’t think I’ve ever made like a move on a crush and been rejected

133: broken a mirror ooh i don’t think i have actually

134: what do i want for birthday nothing bc i dont’ like my bday

#madison speaks #ask game

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supercasey · 6 years ago

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Nomad of Nowhere Episode 12, Season 1 Finale Thoughts

Jesus Christmas, it’s finally here! Time for me to go ape-shit! ((This is really long and I’m sorry for that, so just skip to the bottom if you want to see Actual Theories (TM), but otherwise the top part is just me live-blogging the episode.))

The Nomad looked so offended when that Dandy Lion tried to get him off his pinata horse.

The miscommunication among the crowd... God, I love this fucking show.

Seriously, I can’t get over the fact that the Nomad can’t talk and everyone just tries to figure out what he’s trying to say regardless. He’s trying so hard. I love how he keeps getting increasingly frustrated.

I love Barty. He immediately just goes for the shins and I adore him. Also, him and his dad teaming up to fight the system is a Mood.

tHE DANDY LIONS, I LOVE THEM. THEY’RE JUST ROCKING OUT AS THE REVOLUTION BEGINS AROUND THEM. NEVER CHANGE, BOYS. NEVER FUCKING CHANGE.

Don Paragon: *kicking the Nomad out the window* “YEET!”

Damn. Just... burning down everybody’s houses. That’s harsh.

I love Skout... that’s it. I love her.

The two Dandy Lions having a romantic evening tho... that’s a Mood.

Skout’s so authoritative! Gosh, wonder where she learned that from... ;3c

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again- Red Manuel is an interesting character! I want to see more from him! He has a wife that’s shitty to him and an even shittier mom! Let him grow to be something more!

Never mind, he just got fuckin’ launched. Damn, Skout, that was savage.

sHE FREED HER CRUSH!! YES!!!

The Nomad just... throws his own fucking leg at him. Iconic.

Look, I know that he can’t fight with swords and that’s why he tossed it aside, but him standing there with that sword... I need to see him learn to fight with swords, guys, pLEASE!

rOCK FRIEND SUIT! IT’S A SUIT MADE OF FRIENDS TO PROTECT THEIR FRIEND!!!

sKOUT!!!

((No joke, I audibly gasped when Skout got crushed by the billboard)).

It’s... it’s a FUCKING WIG!?

Don Paragon: “My wig!!! sNATCHED!!!”

I know that someone already commented that it was hot to watch Toth break a sword WITH HER FOOT, but... it was Hot.

She’s just going and going. I fucking love Toth so much, I can’t wait for her to someday join the Nomad Protection Squad... she will kick ass.

DO NOT. HURT. THE LITTLE ROCK. HE IS SURRENDERING AND YOU NEED TO RESPECT THAT.

No eyes. That’s weird.

Now it’s Nomad’s turn to yeet.

The Nomad’s so goddamn small compared to everyone else (save for Skout). I... love him.

sKOUT! MY HERO!

Skout is so cute and lovely... she doesn’t want to take any of the credit, but the Nomad won’t let her forget that she’s a hero. I... love these kids.

Toth is struggling so hard to fight Skout... God, RT, please give them a happy ending by the end of this series, they deserve some happiness.

HE CONTROLLED THE STATUE WITH HIS CHEST! IT GLOWED! IS IT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT THE STONE’S THERE!? RT, I NEED ANSWERS!!!

Toth looked so scared before she got hit! Don’t hurt her!

The thumbs up... I love him.

I love the old dude just fuckin’ CHUGGING water like it’s alcohol... you go, old dude, you go.

The sheriff is a dad to all these kids... you can’t change my mind. Also, I used to at least find the glasses wearing kid annoying (he still kinda is) but I’m growing to like them a lot! Hope to see these kids again next season!

The Dandy Lions!!! I love them all so much, I pray to fuck they’ll be around in season 2 even though Don Paragon’s been vored.

Ah... yes... That.

I can’t... believe... that this is actual fucking vore.

Literally, El Rey said he’s “Hungry”... I’m deceased.

My reasonable sister: “Maybe we’ve taken the vore joke a bit too far?” Me: “I don’t care.”

tOTH RUN! FUCKING RUN!!!

((Yo, I’mma light this post up with ideas I’m REELING))

So his chest is still gonna glow when he does good deeds? Is it gonna restore itself/put up shields around the stone to keep it from getting damaged? I really wish we had seen what happened to the stone after episode 9- it seems like it’s fine but I’m still worried about it. Straw ain’t gonna stop a bullet, fam.

Skout and Nomad... look, I know the theory’s been more than disproved, but I still think they’ve got a good sibling-like dynamic going on. I’ve seen some folks saying that the Nomad might start acting as a dad to her and... I dunno, I just don’t see it. So I’m gonna stick with them as siblings.

And that’s that! Hyped for whenever season 2 is announced!

Me going into more detail/theories below:

The Nomad making the statue come to life DEFINITELY shows us a few things. 1, he’s getting better with his magic. Remember the watermill? Remember how terribly that went? The kid’s learning to control bigger things. SPEAKING OF WHICH- 2, he can control it! That’s wild! So ARE they at all sentient? Because in episode 5 it seemed to hint at the fact that they were their own beings, but this says otherwise. Are some sentient? Are some not? RT, I need answers.

I’m so glad that Skout saved herself this episode! Like, I was so certain that she was gonna get really hurt by that billboard, but nope! She’s up and at ‘em in no time flat! Sign me the FUCK UP for the Nomad being a damsel in distress and Skout swooping in to save him! ((Also, for those who ship Nomad/Skout... I’m really not into the ship since I spent so long thinking they were siblings, but I can’t deny that y’all got a lot of fodder this episode. Y’all have fun with that.))

El Rey communicates through crows, huh? I think... I think someone actually guessed that??? At one point??? (May’ve been on Amino), But either way, that’s fucking neat as hell! It also leaves the door open for some underhanded bullshit... imagine if during Skout and Nomad’s adventures, they come across an injured crow? They’re both sweethearts so OF COURSE they take care of it, but what is this? It talks? And it knows the way to safety? Well, let’s follow our new friend! (Cue some heartbreak).

Looks like Toth’s still on the path of evil (or at least of antagonist). I’m really psyched to see if she’ll be getting magical powers. I’ve heard a few people throwing around that lightning abilities would be cool, but what about fire? ((Mostly I wanna see fire because it could remind the Nomad of Melinda so Skout has to save him and maybe we’d get some more flashbacks??? Sign me the fuck up, fam)).

Now that we’re back on the road, I’m hoping we’ll see more bounty hunter type characters. Will they be personally hired by El Rey? Or will the bounty hunter interactions be replaced by Skout and the Nomad knowingly looking for trouble by taking on El Rey’s men? I’m excited either way.

I’m sure there’s more shit I’ll go on about later, but I’ve got work today, so I’ll wait to get into it tomorrow. With a majority of the fandom having to wait a week (or two for the Youtubers) for the new episode, it looks like this fandom’ll still be kicking for a bit before Hiatus Hell kicks in. Hopefully that means we’ll all have time to theorize (and write fics) before the new season hits! I’m so HYPED!!!

#non #nomad of nowhere #non spoilers #nomad of nowhere spoilers

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1. I saw fanart for it on Pinterest, and it all went downhill from there.

2. Amazingly enough, I actually remember this. Early June of my 6th grade year.

3. Sweden, though it has changed in the past.

4. SuFin, because it’s practically canon already and wouldn’t affect much in the story (but also because I enjoy it).

5. Explicitly and in the direct sense of the word, absolutely not, but I can enjoy good fluff.

6. Hetalia is almost the sole reason for my becoming the history nerd I am today, and I cannot stress how much it has affected my interests in that area. For this I thank Himaruya profusely.

7. Allies, I suppose, as they have more characters that I like (though they also have more characters total, so it isn’t really fair). I enjoy good works about both, though.

8. SuFin, obviously.

9. One, though we‘re not close and don‘t discuss it much, as they aren’t a huge fan.

10. All except the one where Switzerland, Austria, and Liechtenstein go shopping and eat together. This is because when I first watched Hetalia, I *did not* watch it all on pirating sites, and many of the episodes were missing or not in the version I was *not* watching (the dub).

11. No unofficial, though I do have a few drawings that either myself or various friends have made. I own manga volumes 1 and 6 and the first art book. I intend to buy more once I gain sufficient funds.

12. Absolutely. Most fanfics I read are on FanFiction.Net, but my favourite fanfic (and work of fiction in general; yes I am serious) is Gutters. Thing made me start sobbing in French class the morning after I read it because I couldn’t stop thinking about it (and knowing me and my emotional tendencies, that is a feat). Both writing and reading-wise, there aren’t enough praises I could sing.

13. This blog I run counts, I suppose, though it’s mostly a place for me to catalogue my questions, and I don’t expect anything out of it. Other than a few drawings on Amino posted years ago and likely since deleted, nothing else. I am, however, working on a short animatic now that should be done by the end of June.

14. FrUK. Rubs me a bit wrong, but no judgement here if you do like it; it certainly makes sense when taking history and character relations into account.

15. I don’t really like a ton of ships, actually, but I suppose LietBela (Lithuania x Belarus) might be fun to explore, especially since it’s been hinted at in canon before, what with Lithuania saying he had a date with Belarus.

16. Never ‘fell in love with’, but I’ve liked Austria from a while back, and he’s still my second favourite character.

17. The genderbend one, because women are pretty and I’m gay as hell.

18. I can’t really recall specific moments, but I generally tend to like history jokes and joking insults, especially if they’re smart or well-timed. I don’t have a lot of standards, really, so when there’s a good joke, I laugh.

19. Once again the genderbend one, for the same reasons as above.

20. I tend to dislike crossovers in general, so no.

21. I haven’t listened to many Hetaloid songs, but there was one of Norway’s that I listened to once on YouTube that I liked and was quite disappointed to find out that it was not his character song (as I was still confused on that subject when I listened to it).

22. I have not, and frankly, don’t want to.

23. Historically, yes. My thoughts are that once HRE ‘faded’ (so to speak), ‘Germany’ was born in him. Basically, they share the same body, but HRE’s mind (and effectively then he himself) have been dead.

24. Not particularly; they all have their attributes, pleasant and not.

25. I don’t, and don’t feel up to the task quite yet.

26. Prussia. I have many questions, and he has many answers, if he’d be willing to give them. I’d also love to sit and listen to his stories, of which I’m sure he’d have many.

27. In Hetalia, I do. In the real world, I unfortunately don’t, though I certainly wouldn’t be upset if they were recognised as such.

28. What is the criteria for becoming a nation?

29. I’d like to eventually, though I’ll need to have a much greater knowledge on the nations I’d like to cosplay before that happens (and there are many).

30. Sweden. He’s very far as a physical being from what I am, and I would be very happy to portray him totally accurately, as I cannot do that in my current state, or likely ever.

31. I live in the US. Alfred seems a nice guy, if annoying at times. As a country, I quite dislike it here for a number of reasons, and intend to leave when I have the ability.

32. I have no OCs, though I like some others from other content creators. Namely @ask-miss-srilanka‘s Sri Lanka, and @nordic-capitals-inc’s Nordic capitals.

33. I also don’t have many headcanons, and instead tend to stick with canon and slight deviations. I’m sure this will change when I do extensive character work and research for cosplay purposes, but as of now, the only true headcanons I have are that Sweden likes mushrooms, especially wild ones, and that he, Poland, and Russia (at the least) are definitively neurodivergent.

34. When people try to be too historical, or dabble in subjects that are hard to do well, and then do it badly. As much as I love studying history, you have to keep some distance from it in Hetalia content, else you almost always get into touchy subjects. All countries have done horrid things; kinda comes with being a country. Don’t delve too far into it, please. It is very hard to do well, and unless you can do it and do it well, just stay away.

35. I like how Finland’s voice is done in the English dub. Emotion is portrayed well and not exaggerated, and the voice suits him well. Both Denmark’s voice actors also did good jobs, I think, though I can’t tell which voice I like better for him.

36. I have not consumed Homestuck content and don’t plan to, as it doesn’t look like something I’d be into, but unity among fandoms is always nice to see, so as long as they’re playing nice I’ve no problem.

37. I don’t think it is, actually. If I had been into it earlier it would have been, but as it is now it’s not too large. The biggest I’m in is probably Good Omens.

38. Enough that I create content for it and spend hours per week reading fanfic (right now; that will likely change), but not enough for me to talk about it with my friends who aren’t into it or immediately think of the characters when I hear nations’ names (that usually follows my first reaction, though).

39. It’s gotta be the Hetalia ‘Gay or European’ animatic by Sentimental Syndrome on YouTube.

40. Obviously.

41. None of them really; I share attributes with a great deal, but I’m not too similar to any of them. If I had to choose overall I’d say Sweden, but what I act like severely depends on who I’m with and my mood.

42. They’re my favourite group and I love them wholeheartedly.

43. A bit odd, but they aren’t really hurting anyone, so I don’t mind them.

44. I’m not entirely sure what you mean by that; apologies. If you mean characters that could perform mischief together, I think the Awesome Trio would do well for that, as well as Hungary and Japan. I could certainly picture Sweden pulling a bit of mischief himself, playful guy that he is (internally), but I think he’d likely pull them solo.

45. I genuinely hope not; I know many peoples’ experiences haven’t been the best, and Hetalia has a lot of problems, but I truly enjoy being here, and my experience, overall, has been very nice.

46. Most definitely.

47. I was quite into Miraculous Ladybug (by Thomas Astruc) becfore getting into Hetalia, but Hetalia really took me and ran off with me, so that I’m not too much interested in it now.

48. I have watched the anime and read a good deal of the mangas, except for Hetalia: World Stars, because for some reason, I can’t find any English editions for sale, only editions in Japanese and German. This irritates me.

49. The art, especially the dedicated fanartists, are absolutely incredible, as is the general poking fun at history in the stories.

50. I suppose I would love to sit down and have a chat with Himaruya about my questions put forth on this blog, even though Hetalia doesnt take itself as seriously as to ask these questions. Even if nothing came of it, I’d be glad to have done it. I’d like to write an article publishing the information if any came out of it as well, as that knowledge should be shared, I think.

Thanks for reading.

50 Random Hetalia Asks!!!

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The Runaways Episode 13

*Important Note*

This Episode has a lot of Adult topics and Mature themes. This is the Uncut extended version of Episode 13. The PG family friendly one is located on my Sims Amino account, I will leave the link down below. This post is for ages 18 and older. Strong language is used in this story, and also talks about mental health. Read at your own risk.

Episodes 1-12 Click the link to find them!

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~~~~~2 Years Later~~~~~ Time... Time is the only thing that goes on, it never stops counting down the seconds, minuets, and hours. It was time that Dustin had lost with Angela. After the events that had taken place that lead him to attempt to take his own life, Dustin was put into a mental institute against his free will. It was better for him that he was put into the institute. His mom didn't know any other way to help him, she had to think of the challenges that would occur trying to take care of Beau and the new edition to the family. She couldn't manage making sure that Dustin didn't try something like that again. Angela was against Dustin being locked away, even if it was for his own good and well being. She was pregnant and would have to go through raising a baby all on her own without Dustin. And that was something that she didn't want. As hard as she fought for Dustin, Brandi's mind was already heart set on making sure that her son was safe and taken care of.

Well that's what Brandi had thought, but hidden within the walls of the institute was a horror that no one knew about. The very doctor's that were supposed to be helping those that were being cared for were doing the exact opposite. Most of the time the patients never were fed at all, or they were miss treated or worse. There was no use in looking for help because help wasn't going to come. The entire staff made sure of that. Dustin was able to make at least one friend, but making at least one friend wasn't enough to stop the abuse that was going on both mentally and... sexually. Dustin wouldn't allow it to happen to him, but it was hard to fight someone off when you hadn't eaten in days. So having the strength to fight someone off was hard to do. At least there were days when he was able to avoid that kind of stuff. Most days Dustin would just lay there on the stone cold floor, thinking to himself. More often then he liked to admit the voice inside his head would find it's way back every now and then and talk to him.

Voice: Still alive I see.. Dustin: I'm in no mood to talk to you. Voice: You look like you could use some company. Come on, its me you're best friend. Dustin: You tried talking me into killing myself, some friend you are. Dustin knew that no one would hear him talking out loud in response to the voice inside his head talking to him. It became a normal thing and Dustin didn't really seem to think it as odd to reply out loud to the voice from inside his head that was talking to him. Voice: I said that I was sorry... Come on can't we leave the past in the past? Dustin: What is it that you want now? I'd rather be left alone. Voice: You're planning something aren't you?

It was true, Dustin had been planning a way to escape this neverending hell. He had talked this plan over with his friend Bradley. Bradley had agreed that he would figure out a way to get a key card from one of the tending doctors. Though it was really risky asking Bradley to help him out with this. Mainly because Bradley wasn't level headed at times. There was an incident that involved a game of go fish. The other guy was cheating and that caused Bradley to snap and lead him to snap the other guys arm. Dustin: I'm not planning anything. So fuck off. Voice: I know you, so well in fact that I know you're up to something. Dustin: Damn it... Just get lost would ya? Voice: I can tell you if you're plan will work or if it will come back to bite you in the ass. At this point Dustin had stopped talking to the voice that was talking to him from inside his head. He didn't feel like going into detail about his plan. Besides telling it to a voice that wasn't even real, seemed pointless. Dustin: If things get out of hand... I'll have to fight or even kill to get out of here. Voice: Oh? Is that right? Tell me what are you're plans once you do get out of here? Angela has surely moved on by now, it has been two years now after all. Dustin sat up and bowed his head so that he was looking at the floor. He hadn't really thought about that. For the first time ever, the voice inside his head was probably right. What if Angela had moved on? Then escaping would all be for nothing if he couldn't be with her. "Damn it, I really fucked up two years ago." He said to himself in a low voice.

Dustin: If she did move on, then so will I. Voice: Are you sure? If you move on then what will you do? Aside from saying that he would just move on, he didn't know exactly what he meant by that. But getting out of here away from the mental and sexual abuse that was being done behind closed doors. He just wanted to be free of this place, even if that meant that he would have to start over again in both life and love. Dustin: I will just have to start over fresh. Start a whole new life somewhere, where no one knows me. Voice: Interesting, I wonder how long you'll last outside these walls before you try taking your own life again. Dustin: That's never going to happen again. I will make my life work outside these walls. The voice laughed as it started to fade away from his thoughts. Finally Dustin was alone with just him and his own thoughts without that annoying voice talking to him. "This plan has to work, I have to get out of here.." He said to himself. He could only hope that Bradley could pull it off and steal that card key.

~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~ The head doctor's that were in charge of the mental institute were hard at work, working on this new drug that could help those with an mental illness lead normal lives. But there was some disagreement on weather or not they should send it to the FDA to be approved. If thy did send it out to get approved that would mean that mental institute would be forced to shut its doors. Thus losing their jobs due to this cure. Though there were the risks of it not working and causing more problems than good. There was the possibility of getting cancer and other complications. Then again there was the other possibility that none of those complications would happen.

Frank: Although this newly developed drug isn't a sure thing there is still so many other factors to take into account. Babe: But from what your showing me, it seems like its working. Who's been the test subject so far? Frank: No one yet, this is just an example of how it should work. Babe looked at the image on the moving picture frame that was hanging on the wall. She didn't really understand what she was looking at. Babe: Can you explain it to me? Frank pulled up his notes and made sure that he had everything that he needed to explain this image to her. It was a complex thing to talk about, so he had to explain it in simple terms.

Frank: You see the four cells inside that big cell. Well that's not supposed to be like that. This new study if I'm right is showing us that these brain cell forming together is what causes mental illness. Babe: Impressive, although how can you be sure that what your looking at is correct? Frank: These are Dustin Broke's brain activity. And here are mine. See that my brain cells are not as cluttered as his. Babe: Well what is it that this new drug is going to do, exactly? He was pleased to see that she was taking all this in, he wasn't so sure that she would be this open minded with everything that he was showing and telling her. The board of directors was a whole other story, he hadn't had time to show them everything that he's been working on let alone what this drug could do. Before he could show his findings, he wanted to test it on someone. Someone like Dustin Broke. Frank: The drug will hopefully take out the extra cells leaving only the healthy ones. Think of them as a cancer and the drug shrinks the cancer cells throughout the whole body so that no tumors can form.

Babe: You actually seem to have found a once in a life time cure. That's why I wouldn't submit it to the board of directors. He looked at her puzzled. He could tell that she was up to something, he just wasn't so sure what that something was. Frank: Um, why? We can't keep this a secret. Even if we lose our jobs, we owe it to the mentaly ill to allow them to live normal healthy lives. Babe: Just hold off until you run a test. To see if this drug actually works. I know the perfect person to try this drug on. Frank: We can't do that with out getting the FDA involved. We could get face a lawsuit! Babe: I don't care about that, we need to test it before you show it off to the higher ups. Give the drug to Dustin Broke.

~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~

Bradley was already working on his plan to get a card key from one of the tending doctors. He knew exactly how he was going to get his hands on one, though he wasn’t at all happy with the idea of how he was going to get it. He was the one that one doctor always seemed to abuse more so than the others.

He made his way into the laundry room acting as if he was going to be washing his clothing, when in reality something much more morbid was going to be occurring. The door opened, Bradley turned and knew that it would be Dr. Shaw. “Right on time.” He said to himself. This was something that he didn’t like and he knew that this was going to be his only way at getting his hands on what he wanted.

James: Hey there Bradley, I’ve missed you while I was away.

Bradley: I wish that I could say the same. Just leave me alone.

He said trying to sound like he didn’t want to see him, when in reality he was just the person that he wanted to see.

James: Oh my, seems like you have a little fight in you. So tell me, what has my favorite patient been up to?

Bradley: Bite me.

That got Dr. Shaw to smile. This was just all one big game to him, playing mind games with Bradley. Trying to work his way over to him, trying to smooth talk him before he tried to seduce him like he always did.

Bradley knew in his heart that he didn’t like doing what Dr. Shaw wanted to do, but there was no other way that he was ever going to help Dustin in getting a key card that would help him escape. Dr. Shaw walked closer and closer to him, Bradley couldn’t help but start backing away from him.

From the first time that Bradley had stepped into this place when he was just 17, this was how it all started. Right here in this same room, he hadn’t seen it coming it all happened so fast.

James: My my, you’ve put on a little muscle since the last time I saw you.

Bradley: D-don’t come any closer. Find someone else to..

His words trailed off before he could finish what it was that he was going to say. He couldn’t really find it in himself to finish what he was about to say. Telling him to find someone else to pray on. No one deserved to be sexually abused, he hated himself for allowing it to happen to him.

Even thought it wasn’t his fault he still couldn’t help but blame himself for allowing this asshole to have that kind of power over him.

James: I could find someone else, however you’re my favorite person to talk too.

Bradley: Whatever you think is going to happen here, get off somewhere else and leave me alone..

Dr. Shaw stood there and smiled at Bradley, as if he liked it when he talked back to him. He turned around to face the door, seconds later there was this loud click.

It was at that moment that Bradley knew all too well what that sound was. The door had been locked like all the other times, so that no one would come in to stop what was about to happen. Fear washed over Bradley like a tidal wave. His stomach started to twist and turn. His heart started to be fast his breathing got heavy.

James: No we can be alone, with no interruptions.

Everything was going as he planned, only there was one part that he had planned himself. He knew that Dustin wouldn’t approve of what he was going to do so he kept that part hidden from him.

Dr. Shaw slowly walked behind Bradley and places his hands on his hips and pulled him closer to him. Bradley knew what was going to come next, as much as he hated it he knew that this was the only way to get what Dustin needed.

“You so owe me for this Dustin.” He said in his head.

~~~~~To Be Continued~~~~~

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The Weekly Roundup: Your Go-To Guide For Everything You May Have Missed This Week & More! 12/01 – 12/07

Welcome to Ben Greenfield's Weekly Roundup and Cool New Discoveries!

Ben Greenfield's discoveries from the latest news from the fronts of fitness, nutrition, health, wellness, biohacking and anti-aging research. I also recap my upcoming events and special announcements so you can keep up with giveaways, discounts, and more!

New Discoveries Of The Week: Cool New Things I'm Trying, Books I'm Reading, And More!

– A Crazy New Essential Oil I'm Using For Sex/Dreams/Euphoria

Ultrasonic Damiana: My friend Dr. Nick Berry (previous and fascinating podcast guest here) occasionally sends me crazy brews and blends from his secret lab in Oregon, and the latest is quite intriguing. It's called “damiana”. The ingredients of his so-called “Ultrasonic Damiana Tincture” include organic honey spirits, filtered water and organic damiana extract. It is described as slightly euphoric, uplifting and warming to the digestive system and also stimulates the abdomen, sexual organs and solar plexus.

I've definitely gotten pretty euphoric, and quite horny, several times when using this tincture. There's a more thorough description of the product and if you wish to dive into Dr. Berry's thoughts/feelings on his Ultrasonic Damiana Tincture here (where you can also read about the synergy of high dosage damiana and mugwort if a night of really pleasant vivid dreaming is your thing).

– Sensory Deprivation/Sleep Biohack

David Delight MindAlive PRO: Even though I've owned a David Delight for over a year, I've recently been breaking it out for long airplane rides, naps on the most stressful days of the week, or to initiate sleep/beat insomnia and…holy hell. I'd forgotten about the potency of this thing (and am kicking myself for forgetting I had it tucked underneath my couch with a few other biohacks I'd forgotten about). It is a small, phone-sized device that uses pulses of auditory and visual stimuli to alter your brainwaves, and it does so quite dramatically. It also contains a built-in cranial electrical stimulation feature that plummets your cortisol and puts you into relaxation very quickly.

I consider it, from a sensory standpoint, to be the technological equivalent of a float tank. You simply put on the glasses, attach a clip to each earlobe, place headphones in each ear and you're “dead to the world”. It also comes with a handy connection that lets you pipe in sounds from your iPhone if you want to combine it with binaural beats, white noise, music, etc. Well worth owning, in my opinion. You can get the exact model I own on Amazon here. It's a bit of a trip too when combined with psilocybin, LSD, the damiana oil above, or marijuana (for those of you who are more hedonistic).

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– No Proof Energy Drinks Harm Blood Vessels, Unhealthy for Other Reasons

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Big takeaways from the ketamine journey at BioresetMedical.com: 1) Love More, Give More;2) God Is, Love Is;3) Jessa, Ben, River & Terran live a life of helping others and spreading peace, love and joy – I as a leader must be an example for my family of how to do that;4) I have a very high amount of yang, physical, carnal, sexual energy that I must channel and pray to God to help me direct into yin, loving, giving energy, especially if I am to avoid the constant temptation to achieve, impress and satisfy the flesh.5) I am a King, a Leader & a Lover.

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Cats actually suck.

1. The reason you even like cats in the first place is because of a parasite in your brain Your brain is home to millions of protozoa, but one in particular, called Toxoplasma gondii, manipulates your behavior to force you to like cats. This parasite, which lives in 30 to 50 percent of the world’s human brains, can only reproduce in the digestive tracts of cats. And, like many living things, it wants to continue surviving, so it has to continue reproducing. But if it lives in human brains, how can it reproduce? Enter cats. Scientists studied the behavior of T. gondii in the brain of a rodent, an animal normally petrified by cats, and uncovered extraordinary results. T. gondii manipulated a rodent’s brain to remove the rodent’s fear of cats, slow the rodent’s reaction time, and made the rodent attracted to the smell of cat piss. Now, the newly-brave, manipulated rat thinks it can befriend its mortal enemy, and it can’t. The rat still gets eaten. As Vice put it: “The fact that a parasite has learned to sneak into brains, hack some biochemical wiring, and effectively reverse a deep-seated, primordial fear that's been beaten into the inherited psyche of every living rodent is, in a word, bonkers.” Yes. Yes it is. And T. gondii does the same to you. It deludes you into loving cats.

2. Cats who cuddle with you don’t actually love you You might think your cat is your only friend while you’re alone on a Saturday night watching Netflix, but he actually likes you as much as every crush you’ve ever had does: not at all. Your cat rubbing up against you has nothing to do with his affection for you. Cats have a great sense of smell, so your cat is secreting his scent onto you so no other cats will come near you. When he snuggles his body against yours, all he’s saying is that he owns you. You are his property. His minion. Your relationship is emotionally abusive, and you didn’t even know it.

3. The way cats do show their love is really creepy OK, sure, cats can love you. But they let you know by giving you a blank stare, and then blinking at you. That’s it. That’s affection. The “kitty kiss” relays certain information about how the cat is feeling. If the cat blinks at you, it’s a good thing, but if he doesn’t, he’s asserting his dominance and potentially feeling aggressive. If the cat stares at you for too long, he’s telling you to go away. All of these subtle movements could be hard to catch if you’re not watching closely enough — which you can’t do because staring in a cat’s eyes for too long could prompt an attack. Such mixed signals.

4. If you are alone with your cat and you die, he will eat you immediately After a Romanian woman died in 2008, her cat ate her entire corpse. People who live alone and own a cat, beware: If you die by yourself in your house, nobody will know right away, so your body will stay there for several days. Because you are no longer alive, nobody will be around to feed your cat. He will go hungry. According to a phenomenon called “postmortem predation,” a cat will eat your dead body one or two days after you die. It doesn’t matter how great of an owner you were. You are now food. Studies have shown that a dog struck with this phenomenon will at least wait a while before attacking your corpse, so it’s possible that someone will have found you by the time the dog realizes he’s starving. But your cat? He’s an impatient, merciless savage. Don’t feel so safe living alone with your cat now, huh?

5. Cats don’t like sweet things, which means they don’t like dessert, and everyone knows you can’t trust a dessert-hater All mammals have the required number of taste receptors to detect sweetness. Cats, however, do not. They lack amino acid pairs that make up the DNA of a gene called Tas1r2 that codes for an ability to taste sweet things like cupcakes. Who doesn’t like cupcakes? Monsters. Like cats. Instead, cats love the flavor of adenosine triphosphate (ATP), a compound that supplies energy in all living cells and acts as a signal for meat. Humans cannot detect or taste ATP, so our drive to devour living things is way less than a cat’s drive. Which makes sense because cats are the most vicious of cold-blooded killers.

6. Cats kill a hell of a lot of innocent animals for literally no reason Cats are natural-born hunters. A 2013 study revealed that each year, domestic cats kill 20.7 billion smaller animals, including mice, chipmunks, voles and 3.7 billion birds. Cats are actually the number one killer of these animals. Cats spend one-third of their day just killing animals, and they don’t even do it because they’re hungry. They do it because they feel like it. They murder just to murder, like the genocidal barbarians that they are.

7. Cats are irritating show-offs Cats know they’re good at hunting. Many of you probably find it “cute” when they bring their prey to your house and leave it at your doorstep. But your cat didn’t bring you that dead mouse as a present because he loves you. He brought it because he knows you wouldn’t be able to hunt for it yourself. He’s telling you you’re inadequate at something you didn’t even know you could be inadequate at. Like an assh*le.

8. Cat poop could give you a fatal disease Remember that T. gondii parasite? Normally, it doesn’t do anything to harm those humans whose brains it calls home (well, except make you love cats) because your immune system knows how to handle it. However, for those people whose immune systems can’t handle it, exposure to the parasite can cause a disease called toxoplasmosis. It can either give you mild flu-like symptoms, mental disorders like schizophrenia and depression, or kill you. Feline feces are true safe havens for T. gondii, so you can contract toxoplasmosis by cleaning up your cat’s sh*t. Have I convinced you how terrible they are yet?

9. Cats’ purrs are manipulative While your cat knows how “precious” his little purrs are, he also knows that they’re manipulative. Scientists studied how humans responded to cat purrs mixed with a high-pitched cry. Normally, cats just purr, but when they need something important, they include a specific kind of cry with their purr. Cats know how sensitive we are to the needs of human babies who also cry, so they try to trick us into paying attention to them by wailing like children. We fall for it every time. In the study, human owners felt a higher sense of urgency in a situation when cat’s purring included crying. Cats have taken what weakens us to our cores and used it to control us.

10. Cats are f*cking stupid losers Cats are loners. They normally thrive in solitary conditions, so their brains haven’t needed to develop the tools to adapt to social environments. The brains of more social animals, like dogs, have had to grow over time to adequately learn how to socialize. So, social brains — jam-packed with awesome friend-making abilities — are bigger than cat brains. Looks like cats are losers and pea-brained, which means stupid.

11. You know how when you like someone, you’re attracted to his scent? Well, cats hate your scent. Imagine that you have a boyfriend who you love. I know you don’t, because you are a single girl who loves cats, but just imagine. Imagine you sleep at his apartment, on his pillow, and imagine how cologne-y and delicious that pillow smells. Now, imagine waking up the next morning and going home still smelling like that pillow. You probably don’t want to wash that scent off, right? Well, there’s a reason why cats are always licking themselves, and it’s not to clean up. It’s to rid themselves of human scent. Cats don’t like your scent. This means they don’t like you.

12. Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Mussolini and Hitler were all afraid of cats All of these people are said to have suffered from ailurophobia, the fear of cats. If these leaders, who range from notably brave heroes to evil relentless dictators, feared cats in their lifetimes, perhaps we really should start thinking about how awful they are. Honestly, if Hitler is afraid of something, I can only imagine the power that thing has. That thing is a cat. I’m talking about cats. I hate cats. Photo Courtesy: We Heart It Subscribe to Elite Daily's official newsletter, The Edge, for more stories you don't want to miss.

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