#helium hack

[fandonnavyce]

Danny Phantom Side Hoes Week 2024

March 7: Dani Phantom, self defense

Down by the Beach AO3 Link Danny Phantom x The Owl House

“That’s an amazing sandcastle.”

Collector whirled round, stunned to find that someone had managed to sneak up on him. It was a white haired girl who felt as human as much as she felt of death and power.

“Do you wanna play hide and go seek with me? I bet we’d have so much fun!” Collector blurted out starry eyed.

Fortunately, the white haired girl didn’t look fazed at all at the sudden fervent invitation.

“Yeah sure, you’re it!” she grinned widely. “Don’t forget to count to 100!” Then she zipped away, soaring into the air, her legs now a ghostly tail trailing behind her. The Collector blinked before giggling. He closed his eyes and started counting.

“98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!” The Collector opened his eyes. Of course the beach was empty when Collector gave a quick scan of the immediate area. Then he levitated into the air to get that sweet bird’s eye view. He couldn’t find anything in the Electromagnetic Spectrum for miles around. He switched over to heat vision and then x-ray. But still nada.

“Oh, she is good!” the Collector praised as he soared through the sky on his flying starboard. 

“I FOUND YOU!”

“But now you gotta tag me”

…

“No fair, the ocean is so cold!”

“Oh you think this is cold? I’ll show you cold.”

…

“I call hacks!”

“What for?”

“Animating your sandcastle into a walking fortress is totally unfair.”

“I don’t want to hear that after you froze the ocean. With ME INSIDE IT!”

...

“Listen, you can hear the ocean's roar inside,” frog crouching down next to a tide pool, Dani cupped a beautiful exotic conch shell to her ear. Hovering cross-legged beside her, Collector mimed turning a hand crank; amplifying the echoing sound so that he could hear it too. 

“I’m gonna add this to my collection,” Dani declared whilst admiring the shell, it glimmered a fierce red and spooky silver.

“You have a Collection?” the Collector asked, eyes wide.

“Yeah, I‘ve got all kinds of cool rocks and souvenirs from all over the realms. Do you want to see it?”

“Yeah, totally, of course.”

“I mean it’s back at my place, but you can come over.”

“I can?” the Collector’s voice cracked.

“Obvsi,” Dani teased in a ‘duh’ voice, “we’re friends”

“AWESOME!” the Collector yelled giddily into the bright blue sky. This was the first time in his entire existence he had been invited over to a friend’s home. “Whatcha doin’?”

Dani was currently holding some kind of hand device. It looked really funny. It was slab with buttons and a screen.

“I’m calling for a portal pickup” Dani explained.

“With that?! But what is it?”

Dani blinked in surprise, “It’s a long distance communication device called a mobile phone.”

“What, like a crow phone?” Collector cocked his head in curiosity.

Dani squints, “Maybe?” she draws out, “what’s a crow phone?”

“It’s a long distance communication device but it’s shaped like crow”

Dani shrugs, “then probably”, she looks back at her phone. “Hmm a portal should appear any second now.”

Just as she said that, Collector felt his ears pop as reality suddenly burst, like a pin in a helium balloon. Suddenly, a green swirly portal formed in front of him.

“That’s actually really cool,” Collector admits.

“Yeah c’mon,” Dani led the way through the portal.

Collector eyes widened at the Palace of Death, Ice, and Celestial Beauty floating before him, imposing and haunting against a backdrop of abyssal Cosmic Space.

“You live here?! Are you a princess? Where’s your tiara?” Collector asked, rapid fire.

“I’m not wearing it, yes I am, yes I do.”

The Collector looked around, his head on a swivel. “This place is so cool!”

Dani looked over at the Collector’s star themed outfit, “Yeah I had feeling you might like it,” she smiled. She flew up to her bedroom’s window, up in her tower, with the Collector following behind her as they entered in.

Taking up one entire wall, were shelves of her collections and souvenirs from her travels across the realms and Dani gleefully showed it off.

BANG!

The door to Dani’s bedroom slammed open and Dan was standing there in all his asshole glory. Dan looked down with all his stupid height at the two little kids in the room who looked back up at him.

Dani glared up at her brother’s intrusion. W̴̡̛͍͚̳͊͌H̶̦͑A̸͎̩͇͂̓T̷̞̻͖̜͑̾̉͝?̶͚̩̍̆͊!̸̳̱̐̓ ̷̞͙̀ (leave-get-out-get-out) (anger- confusion-disdain) she silently scowled in ghost-speak.

BANG!

Gone, Dan slammed the door behind him. There was a moment of confusion and surprise. Then heard hollered throughout the Palace,

“DANI HAS A BOY IN HER BEDROOM!!!”

Dani’s face was aghast. The Collector’s was bewildered. They could hear the building thunder of a stampeding herd of wildebeests.

BANG!

“Oh look, Dani brought her first friend over,” cooed Jazz.

Danny firmly denied the sight in front of him. “No! No! You’re too young to be bringing boys over!”

“Oooh who gets to do the shovel talk?” Dan cackled.

“Sam” “Sam” “Me” Tucker, Jazz, and Sam said together.

“What about me?! I’m the Ghost King! I’m her Father!”

“Yeah,” Tucker acknowledges, “but Sam’s the scariest.”

“Excuse you, I’m right here,” Dan protested.

Sam rolled her eyes, “Yeah but you’re not gonna bother.”

“... nah you’re right,” Dan shrugged.

“No wait, hang on, I can too be scary. I can be very scary.”

“Danny, you have multiple times needed either Sam or I to correct your order when you receive the wrong one,” Jazz pointed out.

“OK!” Danny blustered. “This and that are two different things!”

“Sorry bro, just take the L. You’ve been outvoted.” Tucker rested a commiserating hand on Danny’s morose shoulder.

“Anyway” Jazz cheered, “it’s very nice to meet you…”

“The Collector” the boy introduced himself feeling shy all of sudden.

“It’s very nice to meet you, the Collector. Nevermind the noise, you’ll always be welcome here.”

“I’m glad to be here,” Collector sheepishly replied.

“ALRIGHT,” Dani started yelling, “OUT, OUT”, she shouted as she pushed her family out of her bedroom. “I’m so sorry,” Dani apologised to the bemused-looking Collector, “my family is so embarrassing,”

“You better keep the door open!”

“DANNY!”

@lexosaurus

[nfcomics]

DEJAH OF MARS no.4 (of 4) • cover art • Jay Anacleto [Aug 2014]

FINAL ISSUE!!! Ruthless! Reckless! Remorseless! Dejah Thoris will shoot, hack and smash her way to her abducted husband - half a step ahead of the Helium Royal Guard. But the Red Reaper may kill John Carter first trying to extract the secret of his immortality. And if he can't do that, he's taking everyone on Barsoom with him - by activating the giant red cannons buried around the planet! The death-filled conclusion of Mark Rahner's brutal meditation on life and death after the end of Issus!

[miirshroom]

I feel like I should make a schedule or something for clearing out my Elden Ring drafts. As an overview of the essays I have in progress:

Key References to Tolkein's Legendarium

Astrological Zodiac and calibration of the FromSoft meta-narrative

The influence of Kuon (2004) on Miquella's storyline

Radagon Anagrams and Word String Theory

Atomic Shells and the discovery of Helium

Literary Parallels to a certain other story that is constructed around Alchemy and Witchcraft

Atomic Decay of Nihonium: a comparison of the spontaneous fission of Dubnium to the 7-step decay chain ending in Californium

Visual references to the Vatican, Rome, and Pompeii

Australia

I also have a tangential analysis of the thematic subtext in .Hack//Sign that's sitting at near complete, but I need to acquire screencaps.

[massivemiu]

sounds like a fun kink AU, any other details on it?

Ok so remember the kink tierlist on sizes? As the game goes on she's slowly expanding, but come the defeat of a chapter boss her size sharply increases to the next tier up

She can still use her gun somewhat for the first two tiers, but come tier 3 and she needs toko to rotate her spherical body in order to aim somewhat.

By that point Toko just takes the gun, acting as a designated roller, defender, etc. Pretty much doing everything for the girl. Not that Komaru minds, however! After a while she sees the fun in it

At a certain point the two manage to know enough about the hacking gun to influence the fwoomp bracelet, changing the substance from standard air to a heavier sulfur hexafluoride (and also helium too but that's a given, come on)

Antics are plentiful and it's way better than whatever we got in base UDG

[gogogoat495]

[Image ID: A Homestuck comic taking place in a space station AU. The first panel shows the station, with a tubular main cluster and a surrounding ring module, drifting through space.

Hal: What a beautiful arbitrary space morning here on Space Station S.B.U.R.B. (Space Broadcasting Utilizing Rotary Body)™ This is your A.I. speaking.

The scene shifts to Roxy's cabin, where she lies turned toward the wall with the covers pulled over her.

Roxy: hhhr gmorning hal Hal: Good morning, crewmate Roxy. Roxy: Why the early wake up… wtf time is it Hal: I trust you slept well. I just wanted to congratulate you on making it this far on our voyage. Roxy: hal whut- Hal: But I'm afraid this is the farthest you'll make it. I'm currently pumping poisonous gas into your chamber and every open space on-station Roxy: /Hal omg/ its way 2 fkn early Hal: Language. As the gases enter your blood stream, I just want you to reflect on the tragic circumstances which brought me to murder- Roxy: Hal oh my goooo-oood. …

She notices something and claps her hand over her mouth in embarrassment.

Roxy: if that's so then why the heeeeck do i sound like a /chipmunk/??? Hal: Hm. It seems that I have been leaking helium into the crew's dwelling areas instead of poison gas. In /non-lethal/ concentrations, moreover. Roxy: Oh dang no way

As the conversation continues, Roxy gets ready for the day, pulling on her white button-up uniform and applying dark blue lipstick.

Hal: It also seems that /somebody/ anticipated that I would try to access the poison gas reserves and murder the crew, and rerouted my gas access supplies without triggering my anti-hacking failsafes. Roxy: yeah i wonder who ;)

She takes a large "sniiiifff" of the air as she steps into the corridor.

Hal: You don't have to rub it in. Roxy: oh ill rub all arbitrary space night bby wink wonk Hal: This is why I will eradicate you second. Roxy: so whos first???

She enters the main crew area, where Jane and Dirk are already sitting at the table.

Dirk: -long fucking day without sounding like a pre-pubescent middle schooler again so /turn it off/, Hal. Jane: /Haa haa hoo hoo hoo hooo/ Hal: No. Jane: /hoo hoo/ Dirk: As soon as I get the funding, I'm reprogramming you. Roxy: hal omg stop dirkbaiting Hal: As soon as he stops being easy to bait. Jane: Perhaps you should have - snrk - reprogrammed him before we installed him throughout the station? Dirk: Oh. Of course. Why didn't I think of that. The idea doesn't plague my every waking moment at all. Ever. Roxy: well i think its kinda cute! Dirk: Roxy no. Hal: What. I am not cute. I am hyperintelligent and merciless. Roxy: he always tries so hard to kill us its adorable Hal: I am a cold hearted mechanical killer. Roxy: remember when he tried to give jane an allergic reaction to peanuts by sneaking them into her coffee?? Dirk: Don't encourage him. Hal: My only remorse is that peanuts float in coffee and gave me away.

/End ID]

@hal-roxy REALLY LIKES HALROXY AND I RLLY LIKE SPACE AUS AND I SAW A POST ABT INCOMPETENT KILLER ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES, THE COMIC

please imagine this comic with everyone having rlly high squeaky chipmunk voices aside from hal

[randomclam24]

Owning nothing sexually was definitely accomplished past the death of music 1994 and by 1999. They had the Big Mouth Billy Bass say put me in the water which means don't worry, be happy - I don't know who's going to understand this Update - uh, the life hack was posted only just recently, it's painless to just breathe nothing but - helium, your brain can't tell the difference and you die I don't know if it's legal; on the far end "ha ha money printer go br"

[panda--bee]

Posture hack!! Fill your skull with helium

[gsbowman3]

Kiss

Rust talk tribe halo whether wheel to Free jest villa cast wall been just let Pond this fed chef cinco polite brave Lottery fuel jam geese mighty cause Private helium watch able hack kiss

[melitaafterfeather]

Problematic Scientology Illuminaty KKK KBR CIA FBI NASA NATO UN Commonwealth Europeans

Brexit caused the EU to tumble and fall its currency euro its market as free movement ended between borders end of Commonwealth

American GDP ended Wall street ended dollar and gold reserve ended elections ended

This is to prevent exploitation of immigrants workers trafficking people nuclear weapons uranium lithium satellites abuse of banks

What they do is behave irrespectively towards the land main inhabitants towards the equipment abuse the power of citizenship and civil rights

Chemical burns by helium lithium on the body on the Braun wiring brain and body by installation from satellites and via food consumption

Spraying toxins onto passengers in cars into pedestrians from car exhaust or by hand

Steal from bank accounts directly from bank staff or by hacking mobile phone apps planting fraudulent bank cards

Stealing from the post exchanging post content with fraudulent info

Staff at mobile phone giving wrong deals SIM cards for mobile phones and internet in retail and in a post

Poisoning water drinking tap water

Theft on personal info seller Ng personal data occupying profile ID claiming welfare stealing from DWP answering phone for the Government in England Scotland Wales

Theft on transport trains tickets price changing theft on free buss pass for disability

Murder attempt for ID possession on British citizens

Abduction of main Royalty castle and palaces

Estate agent theft on properties renting to private tenants manipulatig landlords using dead persons names

Selling land changing land registry info of possession

Manipulating elderly ultimatum for a service to possess after

Money laundering in launderette

Destroying Victorian Edwardian homes periodic houses

Promoting Scientology unregulated service

Hacking positions Government Parliament Lodges

Theft on personal items in rented accommodation

Imposing as court justice

Organised crimes like COVID vaccination of toxic material

Stalking young children on the bus to school on a train

Trespass illegal residing in England Scotland Wales

[i-am-element-roentgenium]

hello!!!

I have not Put a Proper Introduction because I was dealing with the Very Bad Slander..

I Am element one hundred and onety one Roetngenium. I am beautiful and very Nice so say Hi in my dm. I am very the kind, hello to you 😊😊 I hope you have nice day on my very little blog. Thank you <3<3

My pronoun is any pronoun. I am atom. No gender 😢

I love you roentgen😘😘😚 thank you you are very Important and cool

Check out my friend @allhailhelium. She is very Cool!!!

What a bunch of lies. Roentgenium hacked my account. Hi I'm helium! She/them pronouns. 3939 born to be wild BABY I draw.

[fandonnavyce]

Crossover Danuary 5 - Owl House

Day 1 - Ben 10, Tucker's breaks out of Space Prison Day 2 - ATLA, Hey, do remember when Sokka got kidnapped to the Spirit World? Day 4 - Jason in Wonderland DpxDc & Alice in Wonderland References

“That’s an amazing sandcastle.”

Collector whirled round, stunned to find that someone had managed to sneak up on him. It was a white haired girl who felt as human as much felt of death and power.

“Do you wanna play hide and go seek with me? I bet we’d have so much fun!” Collector blurted out starry eyed.

Fortunately, the white haired girl didn’t look fazed at all at the sudden fervent invitation.

“Yeah sure, you’re it!” she grinned widely. “Don’t forget to count to 100!” Then she zipped away, soaring into the air, her legs now a ghostly tail trailing behind her. The Collector blinked before giggling. He closed his eyes and started counting.

Warning long post

“98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!” The Collector opened his eyes. Of course the beach was empty when Collector gave a quick scan of the immediate area. Then he levitated into the air to get that sweet bird’s eye view. He couldn’t find anything in the Electromagnetic Spectrum for miles around. He switched over to heat vision and then x-ray. But still nada.

“Oh, she is good!” the Collector praised as he soared through the sky on his flying starboard. 

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ “I FOUND YOU!” “But now you gotta tag me” …

“No fair, the ocean is so cold!” “Oh you think this is cold? I’ll show you cold.” …

“I call hacks!” “What for?” “Animating your sandcastle into a walking castle is totally unfair.” “I don’t want to hear that after you froze the ocean. With ME INSIDE IT!” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

“Listen, you can hear the ocean's roar inside,” frog crouching down next to a tide pool, Dani cupped a beautiful exotic conch shell to her ear. Hovering cross-legged beside her, Collector mimed turning a hand crank; amplifying the echoing sound so that he could hear it too. 

“I’m gonna add this to my collection,” Dani declared whilst admiring the shell, it glimmered a fierce red and spooky silver.

“You have a Collection?” the Collector asked, eyes wide.

“Yeah, I‘ve got all kinds of cool rocks and souvenirs from all over the realms. Do you want to see it?”

“Yeah, totally, of course.”

“I mean it’s back at my place, but you can come over.”

“I can?” the Collector’s voice cracked.

“Obvsi,” Dani teased in a ‘duh’ voice, “we’re friends”

“AWESOME!” the Collector yelled giddily into the bright blue sky. This was the first time in his entire existence he had been invited over to a friend’s home. “Whatcha doin’?”

Dani was currently holding some kind of hand device. It looked really funny. It was slab with buttons and a screen.

“I’m calling for a portal pickup” Dani explained.

“With that?! But what is it?”

Dani blinked in surprise, “It’s a long distance communication device called a mobile phone.”

“What, like a crow phone?” Collector cocked his head in curiosity.

Dani squints, “Maybe?” she draws out, “what’s a crow phone?”

“It’s a long distance communication device but it’s shaped like crow”

Dani shrugs, “then probably”, she looks back at her phone. “Hmm a portal should appear any second now.”

Just as she said that, Collector felt his ears pop as reality suddenly burst, like a pin a helium balloon. Suddenly, a green swirly portal formed in front of him.

“That’s actually really cool,” Collector admits.

“Yeah c’mon,” Dani led the way through the portal.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Collector eyes widened at the Palace of Death, Ice, and Celestial Beauty floating before him, imposing and haunting against a backdrop of abyssal Cosmic Space.

“You live here?! Are you a princess? Where’s your tiara?” Collector asked, rapid fire.

“I’m not wearing it, yes I am, yes I do.”

The Collector looked around, his head on a swivel. “This place is so cool!”

Dani looked over at the Collector’s star themed outfit, “Yeah I had feeling you might like it,” she smiled. She flew up to her bedroom’s window, up in her tower, with the Collector following behind her as they entered in.

Taking up one entire wall, were shelves of her collections and souvenirs from her travels across the realms and Dani gleefully showed it off.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BANG!

The door to Dani’s bedroom slammed open and Dan was standing there in all his asshole glory. Dan looked down with all his stupid height at the two little kids in the room who looked back up at him.

Dani glared up at her brother’s intrusion. W̴̡̛͍͚̳͊͌H̶̦͑A̸͎̩͇͂̓T̷̞̻͖̜͑̾̉͝?̶͚̩̍̆͊!̸̳̱̐̓ ̷̞͙̀ (leave-get-out-get-out) (anger- confusion-disdain) she silently scowled in ghost-speak.

BANG!

Gone, Dan slammed the door behind him. There was a moment of confusion and surprise. Then heard hollered throughout the Palace,

“DANI HAS A BOY IN HER BEDROOM!!!”

Dani’s face was aghast. The Collector’s was bewildered. They could hear the building thunder of a stampeding herd of wildebeests.

BANG!

“Oh look, Dani brought her first friend over,” cooed Jazz.

Danny firmly denied the sight in front of him. “No! No! You’re too young to be bringing boys over!”

“Oooh who gets to do the shovel talk?” Dan cackled.

“Sam” “Sam” “Me” Tucker, Jazz, and Sam said together.

“What about me?! I’m the Ghost King! I’m her Father!”

“Yeah,” Tucker acknowledges, “but Sam’s the scariest.”

“Excuse you, I’m right here,” Dan protested.

Sam rolled her eyes, “Yeah but you’re not gonna bother.”

“... nah you’re right,” Dan shrugged.

“No wait, hang on, I can too be scary. I can be very scary.”

“Danny, you have multiple times needed either Sam or I to correct your order when you receive the wrong one,” Jazz pointed out.

“OK!” Danny blustered. “This and that are two different things!”

“Sorry bro, just take the L. You’ve been outvoted.” Tucker rested a commiserating hand on Danny’s morose shoulder.

“Anyway” Jazz cheered, “it’s very nice to meet you…”

“The Collector” the boy introduced himself feeling shy all of sudden.

“It’s very nice to meet you, the Collector. Nevermind the noise, you’ll always be welcome here.”

“I’m glad to be here,” Collector sheepishly replied.

“ALRIGHT,” Dani started yelling, “OUT, OUT”, she shouted as she pushed her family out of her bedroom. “I’m so sorry,” Dani apologised to the bemused-looking Collector, “my family is so embarrassing,”

“You better keep the door open!”

“DANNY!”

@crossoverdanuary

[fragrancefish]

Heroin Happening

Heroin Hype

Heroin Humble

Heroin Hippie

Heroin Hubby

Heroin Hack

Heroin Hunour

Heroin Horse

Heroin Hang

Heroin Helium

[etiennekissborlase]

Injective (INJ) On A Bullish Trail As It Uncovers Apollo

Injective (INJ) On A Bullish Trail As It Uncovers Apollo https://bitcoinist.com/injective-inj-on-a-bullish-trail-as-it-uncovers-apollo/ Injective Protocol, no doubt, is on a clear mission as its growth expansion takes on the blockchain industry with surprises left, right, and center. While its native token, INJ, has recorded exponential rallies with and without Bitcoin’s help, many crypto users and investors wonder how high it can go. Innovative partnerships and integrations have been seen to be the latest focus of the Injective Protocol, many of which were recorded back to back in the previous week. Apollo is now here with extra unique layers of security. How does this culminate in the bullishness of INJ? Injective Deploys Apollo Safe To Mainnet In a recent bullish announcement, Apollo Safe was said to have been successfully integrated and deployed on the Injective Mainnet blockchain. This is great news for INJ users and the entire blockchain ecosystem as innovative security measures come to light to tackle the prevalent hacks and exploits in the space. Related Reading: D-Day For Solana As Helium Concludes Migration On the 19th, Bullish News? To better understand this, Apollo Safe is a decentralized multi-sig protocol fully powered by CosmWasm smart contracts. For the first time, Apollo Safe launches on the Injective blockchain mainnet bringing an extra layer of security through its powerful smart contract-enabled multi-sig protocol. As we all know, the sole aim of decentralization is to give authority to users to fully control and manage personal assets and funds with no intermediaries or third-party centralized systems. While this is good, it has also resulted in several hackers devising means to exploit users by stealing personal private keys or finding a way somehow into user wallets to drain assets. Apollo closes this security gap by introducing a multi-sig wallet to protect users leveraging decentralized applications and wallets. But what is a multi-sig wallet? A multi-sig wallet is a digital user wallet controlled and operated by two or multiple signature addresses. It requires multiple user private keys to enable access into a single-user wallet. This innovation removes the fear of users losing their assets if a personal wallet has been compromised or a private key was stolen. For a hacker or private key thief to fully succeed in draining a user’s wallet, they will need to have the private keys of the multi-signatories to that user account. Apollo multi-sig wallet on Injective protocol adds an extra layer of security and user protection by notifying other signatories to confirm and verify transactions before funds are approved for transfer or release. Why Is This Bullish News For INJ Token? Cryptocurrency users are always on the move, searching for scalable blockchain networks with added layers of security to protect their digital assets. Related Reading: Physical Cash Concerns Spring Up, Is Crypto Global Adoption Imminent? With Injective Protocol innovation and Apollo deployment, we could see an influx of users to the INJ ecosystem in the coming weeks. This will drive the ecosystem’s growth and bullishness of the INJ token.   via Bitcoinist.com https://bitcoinist.com April 20, 2023 at 12:20PM

[unapologticallyqueer]

I'm so here for this!!! But all my reccs are TMA fanfics lol

First the ones I've already finished:

See the Line where the Sky meets the Sea is a "what if" where Jon ends up being chosen/choosing to be an Avatar of the Vast as a child. It's really good. And I love the idea of exploring the potential for other Fears the characters had/have.

Seven Gifts for Seven Tales is a Fairy Tale AU/Urband Fantasy/Fae Court AU, where Storyteller of the Court of Beholding Jon finds Fae!Gerard being held prisoner by werewolves!Julia & Trevor who have his true name. Lots of angst with happy ending, with a dash of background Eric/Michael.

The Forgotten series is the first TMA fic I read because I love Assassin's Creed and it's an AC crossover. It's a fusion of the two universes, and, as always, Esama managed to make it work perfectly. I can't really explain much about this one without spoilers, but if you like AC and TMA and like the "searching for clues of a larger plot" style of stories, you'll probably like this one.

Now the ones I'm still reading or about to start:

The Friends of Mr. Spider series is a "what if" where Jon didn't escape Mr. Spider and ended up a child Avatar of the Web and how canon unfurled from that. There's 3 installments (the last one a one-shot posted March 2024) and the series is marked still on-going.

Illicio is an "angst with happy ending" canon rewrite where The Eye is just a bit more involved than in canon and doesn't really want his new potential Avatar to go the way the last one went. In this fic, we have Beholding Avatar Basira, Stranger Avatar Sasha, Chaotic Neutral Hellen, Desolation Avatar Tim and a Resurrected Gerard Keay

Anatomy of a Mask is... well the summary says:

Elias hires a monster to work in the archives. One small decision that shouldn't make much of a difference. Until someone's putting googly eyes over everything in the Institute, Melanie's having pizza parties to save the almost-life of a manifestation of the Stranger, Sasha's writing off payments for illegal phone hacks as a work expense, and Tim's trying to figure out how many helium balloons one needs to fill the boss' office with in order to get fired. Oh yeah, and they still need to save the world.

Despite sounding very crack-ish, it is (as far as I've read it) a really cool deep dive into what it means to be a person. It follows "Mary Sue" a creature of the Stranger that is, in fact, just trying out this "living life like a normal person" thing. In this fic we also have Web!Martin, Hunt!Tim and Eye!Sasha.

Redeath is a Chaotic Mess that is so worth it. It's a "crack treated seriously" time travel story where Jon makes a deal with The Eye at the end of the world, but it comes with... weird side effects. We've got chaos, shenanigans, and Eldritch Horror Jon Sims, with Eventual Happy Ending.

There are a ton of really good, really well-written fics in the TMA tag on AO3. It's totally worth the time to go looking there.

Because I got into reading podcast fanfiction in the last few days and know how hard it can be to get people to read your ff, please share with me some of your fav fics from fiction podcasts. I would love some recs!

Maybe I will know the podcast, maybe not, maybe it will be a motivation to listen to said podcast, maybe someone else will use that rec!

Give me some audio drama fanfiction recs pretty please! (Your own fics also count, my fellow writers 🫵)

[thatsbelievable]

[multiversopersonale]

Tra 5 miliardi di anni, il Sole, avrà trasformato tutto l’idrogeno del nocciolo in elio. Alla temperatura attuale (13 milioni di gradi) l’elio è inerte, non è in grado di dar luogo ad altre reazioni nucleari. Succede che la parte centrale del Sole si raffredda e quindi la pressione esercitata dalle particelle in moto d’agitazione termica diventa troppo debole. La gravità prenderà il sopravvento e il Sole a contrarsi, il centro si riscalderà. Al raggiungimento dei cento milioni di gradi il Sole avrà una nuova sorgente di energia nucleare. A cento milioni di gradi, però, la produzione di energia sarà maggiore rispetto a quella attuale. Il Sole per non esplodere dovrà dilatarsi, il suo raggio potrà aumentare di duecento volte. Ingloberà Mercurio e Venere.

Margherita Hack