#heisenbitch probably??

[caeruleophile]

breaking bad yaoi gacha game when??

no i mean i know it's cringe but I'm gonna draw them two more in this crossover au??? bc i kinda like these designs

[no-body-needs-to-know69]

not to be horny on main but like

heisenberg would love being bigger than his Darling/SO. he’s a burly dude, but he’s also very very touch starved. So hes very handsy. So if darling smol, then easier to touch. even if ur just shorter than him by a few inches or you’re really skinny, whatever works

if youre squishy and soft, maybe you have a lot of fat, he’s going to use you as a pillow. the man hasn’t felt something so soft and warm and cuddly in forever. he loves to squish you and lays his head on you all the time. think about how long it’s been since he’s gotten a hug. And now he has his own personal heated pillow??? he’s never letting u go

And if ur not, that’s cool too! Maybe ur just a skinny lean bean. He’s going to pick you up. All. The time. He especially likes sitting you in his lap. heisenbitch carries around a giant hammer and works with metal 24/7. even though he has powers, the man is beefy. so now he has you, a human pole, that he can just pick up and hold with no problem. it’s like holding a couple of grapes for him.

even if ur not squishy or a bean pole, ur probably not as big as he is so have fun getting manhandled 24/7

I know he’s a sadistic fuck and he’s definitely got some issues, but he’s also hella lonely bc the motherfucker lives in a factory and only interacts with people he hates. if he gets the chance to touch someone affectionately, he is enjoying it to the fullest

He’s not good at expressing affection with words, but physical touch is something he can manage.

[twinleska]

Finally found a decent starter program to make gifs in high(er) resolution than the ones I made a while back, thank fucking god. I still can’t access Photoshop because of my dumb decision to switch computers but, these’ll do until I can save up for another one, I guess?

I’m curious, though.. If I did some mini AU stories in the form of gifsets (is there a term for this that I’ve just missed somehow?) — all of which would probably just end up being Heisenbitch or Todd/Jess — would anyone actually enjoy them and interact with them? I’d like to do some based off of my fic(s) as well, if I can find suitable clips.

+ I’ve been playing Until Dawn a lot recently, and have decided that a butterfly effect-esque AU would be so cool to try, if I could get my hands on some similarly visual overlays. 😭

[leomakesamess]

Beautiful @dancing-the-hellfire-rumba tagged me!

Relationship status: hugging my teddy bear

Favorite color: dark-blue (and yellow)

Lipstick or chapstick: nah, neither

Three favorite foods: spaghetti with forcemeat (russian meal, delicious as hell), pineapple pizza, 

Last song i listened to: “Pink Blooded Murder” by Audioskam  go listen to it rn my Australian fellow wrote it 

Last movie I watched: “Pride”. My mum wanted to spend some time with me so we watch a lgbt movie. i’vE SOLD MY SOUL FOR GAYS

Top three shows: Hannibal (again with selling soul for gays), Sherlock, aaaaandddd probably Method (Russian series, idk if there is an Eglish voiceover/subtitles)

Top three bands: Slipknot, Disturbed and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Books I’m currently reading: dramatic works of Pushkin /Mozart and Salieri are so gay for each other/

Ships: I ship literally everything I see but ok  eeeeh Jelix, Septiplier, Pewdieplier, Septiplierpie (OT3 forever honestly), Crankiplier, Septiishu, Amyplier, Melix, Maxian, Cancer crew /does that count as ship/, Wincest, Wincestiel, Destiel, Heisenbitch, Johnlock (this list will go forever to i end it here)

I tag @amycampbell00 @jimprotectionsquad