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theartofsimpatry · 3 months ago
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Heimdall headcanons🔞‼️
-Fucks you on top of the wall, he loves the openness of it all and the privacy as no one has good enough eyes to actually see you two fucking. (Odin can see you guys due to his ravens)
-He also loves making you close to cumming then threatening you to push you off the wall as he fucks you
-He mostly did it for shits and giggles but then the mixture of adrenaline, threat to your safety and Heimdall’s cock slamming inside you, made you cum… You tried to deny it but how are you going to deny anything with Heimdall? You can’t.
-One of his favorite things is to molest you in public while you have to act normal during it. While riding Gulltoppr, he will rub his erection in your ass while you pretend like you can’t feel anything.
-Favorite positions: doggy style, missionary and any position where he can look deeply into your eyes and read you every thought as he fucks you
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samieree · 1 year ago
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God of War: Ragnarök Masterlist
[General Masterlist with list of boys I can write one-shots with here]
[my works are also avaiable on Ao3: Samiere and on wattpad: _Saelin]
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Heimdall x Reader one-shots:
Heimdall x Greek Goddess part 1 [request]
Heimdall x Greek Goddess part 2
Heimdall x Greek Goddess part 3 (Mature content)
Reader was away on a mission for a long time, "friends" with benefits relationship [request]
Heimdall x Reader (childhood friends) [request]
Heimdall x Reader (childhood friends) part 2 (Mature content)
Reader is a Greek Girl, who wants to make her revenge on Kratos by killing Atreus [request]
Heimdall x Pregnant Reader
Heimdall x Reader (you slept together after alcohol)
Arranged marriage [request]
Reader is Heimdall's shy, servant girl (Mature content) [request]
Jealous Heimdall x Reader (Mature content) [request]
Banished Heimdall x Reader (Goddess of Nature) [request]
You wanted to learn how to fight, and Heimdall teaches you [request]
Heimdall x Reader with breathing problems [request]
Heimdall x Shy reader, childhood best friend [request]
Heimdall x reader on her period [request]
Heimdall headcanons:
Heimdall x Reader with ADHD [request]
Goddess of Muspelheim || GOW Ragnarök (Heimdall x OC) fanfiction:
Introduction + Prologue
*Chapter 1 || We have to make some rules*
Chapter 2 || Time to see the sun again
*Chapter 3 || Baldur*
*Chapter 4 || What a...!*
Chapter 5 || Goddess of fire
*Chapter 6 || Friends?*
Chapter 7 || Understanding
Chapter 8 || Vanaheim
My tik toks with Heimdall, because I can:
Edit to my fanfic
She do that thing she usually do 🎵
Heimdall being Heimdall
Another Heimdall being Heimdall :D
And another one 😅
Your body language, speaks to me 🎵
Beautiful boy 🎵
Do you like the way I grind, do you like the way I flirt 🎵
I do it for the ladies 🎵
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ninjahiccups · 2 years ago
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Hi there! I saw in one of Songbird of Asgard's chapters that you headcanon Heimdall as demi - do you have any other Heimdall headcanons you would like to share with us? Sincerely, a definitely-not-Heimdall-content-starved anon.
I have a few, though I don't want to share some of them just yet since they would give away things that happen in SoA later on.
-Like I said, I hc Heimdall as demi. Gender identity really doesn't matter to him so long as he can tolerate someone and trust them enough to accept them (which is the real hard part lol)
-Heimdall is a little shit, that much we know. I like to think that applies to people he's close to as well, but in a different way. He'll give them sass and do annoying things to them just for the fun of it. Short? He puts things on the top shelf just to watch them go crazy looking for it, then casually reveal that he moved it after they've lost their mind just to watch them blow up. Have a pet peeve? You better believe he's doing the exact thing that pisses them off every chance he gets. Neat freak? He will 100% walk into their space and fuck it up. If they're someone who will push his buttons right back at him for revenge it turns into a never-ending war of pranks and sass and just messing with each other, and he's too prideful not to have the last laugh.
-Speaking of caring, Heimdall is an all or nothing kinda person, so if he cares, he goes all out. He'll be a selfish, snobby prick to everyone else, expecting them to meet his needs and expectations because they aren't worthy of his time and effort. But if someone's earns his trust and becomes important to him, he will do anything for them. There are limits to how far he'll go depending on the circumstances, but he is devoted to the people he values.
-The same can't really be said for animals, unfortunately. Yes, he respects them, but in the end he sees them as tools that can outlive their usefulness, hence his reaction when Gulltoppr dies. T_T Though he could grow to care for an animal as well, but it would take a lot. It boils down to how he perceives external bonds, seeing them as valuable only if they benefit him (we can thank ol' Odin for that) and he has to get very, VERY close to people to let go of that idea be as devoted as I described above.
-I see him as being 6'0, 6'2ish max. I know Kratos is 6'4, and it looks like Heimdall isn't *too* much shorter than him? (This would make Eivor about 5'5 in SoA)
-Based on the God of War: Lore and Legends book, I'm guessing Heimdall is not too much older than Baldur? The book states Odin and Freya were married about 125 years before GoW 2018 and Baldur came along 5 years later. Freya clearly knows Heimdall, and considering she doesn't care for him at all makes me think she never saw him grow up (if she did I honestly think she would cut him some slack since she has a soft spot for children). That would mean Heimdall would have to be an adult by the time Freya came around, making him at least 135ish? BUT he still seems a lot younger than the other gods like Tyr and Thor based on appearance alone, so he can't be too much older. I hc he's 150ish, which is still very young compared to most other gods.
-My mans is touch-starved and you can't convince me otherwise. So force this man into a hug for god's sake, he just can't admit he needs it so someone has to take it into their own hands.
-He appreciates the arts. Literature, architecture, visual art, music, anything like that. He's just very picky about what he likes.
-I subscribe to the idea that his fate would have been different if just one person cared about him. He would have had one reason to trust someone other than Odin, and that could have changed his perspective completely. Odin likely never allowed that to happen specifically to keep Heimdall under his thumb.
-He does drink, but it's more of an Asgardian culture thing than a letting loose thing. He never gets drunk and has no desire to be.
-His favorite color is gold (shocking, I know).
-He had to learn how to control his foresight in his youngest years. It's always warned him about anything that's coming at him, but actually *reacting* to it in an efficient way was something he had to work on. He wouldn't have been able to catch arrows when he was a teenager, just duck out of the way of them. Of course, his mastery over this skill is part of what makes his ego so enormous.
-My dude is an indoors enjoyer. He very much likes neat environments, clean floors, organization. Outdoors is only nice in the short term, but ask this man to go camping? No way, bruh. You'd have to work to get him to sit on the ground, let alone SLEEP on it.
-Between Heimdall's snarkiness and Atreus's smart mouth, I see so much annoying sibling energy between them. If things had been different, Heimdall would have definitely been like a smartass, I'm-better-than-you older brother, and Atrues would have been the flat-out irritating, Nuh-uh-your-face-is-stupid younger brother. I will ride or die with the idea that the god of order and the god of mischief would piss each other off like brothers who beat each other up for fun. I may or may not plan to hint at this is SoA at some point ;)
(Side note, this blog DOES ***NOT*** support Heimtreus shipping. That last headcannon is strictly in a platonic and familial kind of way)
That's all I can think of right now, other than the ones that would give some things away is SoA. I hope you enjoyed that anon!!!
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transheimdall · 2 years ago
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You seem like a person to trust with Heimdall so tell me ALL of your headcanons
RUBS MY STUPID FUCKING HANDS TOGETHER LIKE A FLY. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY?
okay so first off since in actual norse mythology heimdall has extremely good sight and incredible hearing abilities, i like to believe that he often goes into shut-downs for hours or days at a time from getting overwhelmed and foresight only makes it worse . like he has to be COMPLETELY alone in silence for awhile to chill out and be Calm again (if we're considering his normal demeanor calm)
also gay and trans. my proof ? i say so . i mean look at him . does that look like a cishet man ??? absolutely not . he's gay and penisless .
also autistic because i am and i want him to be . my proof ? he's blunt and also doesn't think into the future and while that can be attributed to him having foresight and being arrogant as a result , i do Not care actually because heimdall is me and i am him and i decide what heimdall is and isn't .
also i feel like were he put into a modern setting he'd be a metalhead . the whole spiel . slipknot . korn . deftones . get scared . limp bizkit . he's THAT guy . and he's pretty doing it too . he would have so many band shirts that he'd have an entirely separate drawer for them .
also this is a given but he's a dick because he has daddy issues and doesnt know what affection is . lol .
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thaboah · 2 years ago
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Bones and flowers!
Part 2: I am dreaming?
(Part 1 // Part 3)
Warnings: Bad language, alcohol, mention of drugs.
I am going to give a somewhat strong background to the reader, I will not make spoilers, but of course this will affect the story a lot.
Summary: Everything it's weird, you don't know what to do, or where to go. Maybe it's not that bad staying there for a while?
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I followed that stranger, who had a surprising ability to non-stop talking about how wonderful that place was. He was right, that place was incredible.
I was so distracted seeing absolutely everything that I didn't realize that I had returned to the place where I had originally run from. A chill runs through my entire body and I took a step back. Perhaps it was time to escape from there again. Heimdall turned around and looked at me with a slight smile. I kept backing up until I turned to run and a flock of crows appeared in front of me.
— What the fuck?! — I yelled as I saw an older man with an eyepatch appear out of nowhere. The man seemed like a great sage, but he did not inspire confidence in me. Behind me, Heimdall was kneeling before that old man.
— All-father, the mortal was trying to escape. I have brought her back. — I didn't understand anything, who was that man? He was the father of the stranger? Either I was too bad at math, or the math didn't add up. Heimdall, he was about 25, and to that man it looked like he was going to be buried tomorrow.
The man approached me until he put his hand on my shoulder. To which I moved to the right and moved away, each time everything seemed more absurd.
— You don't have to be afraid, Y/N, you asked us for help. Remember? — The man spoke in a serene tone. I started to shake my head quickly and replied:
— No, I have not asked anyone for help. —
— We will talk about this elsewhere. — He put his hand on my shoulder, but this time when I was about to move away, I was surrounded by a flock of crows. Scared I closed my eyes and when I opened them again I was in some kind of office room.
— You're a witch, Y/N — I couldn't help but laugh at the stupid comment he had said. I believe in magic and all that, but calling me a witch is a bit of an exaggeration.
— I'm not a witch, I don't know what you're talking about. — The man didn't seem like he was so quick to give up, though. — Seriously, I have an exam tomorrow, I have to go home. —
Odin shrugged his arms, as if this were not with him.
— The thing is, you can't go back home. I don't even know how you got here and I don't know how to get you back home.— I felt a twinge in my chest, this couldn't be happening. I have never been an aggressive person, maybe a bit, but I had always opted for the diplomatic route.
I ran over to the desk and grabbed the first sharp thing I saw. I was so scared that I didn't even think about the consequences, I jumped at the man and he didn't even move. Instead someone grabbed my arm hard, it was Heimdall again. I could have sworn that the two of us were alone in that room, something was wrong. In fact everything was wrong.
Heimdall was squeezing my arm very hard, I let out a couple of groans of pain and then the old man came over and said:
— We just need you to give us some information, and in return, I'll help you. — That sounded stupid as fuck, instead of crying, or being angry, I started to laugh.
I breathed hard to calm my nerves, how come I hadn't thought of that before? This place, all of this had to be a nightmare.
— You're even more of an idiot than I thought. — I heard how Heimdall mumbled in my ear, Odin was ordering some papers on his table.
— We'll talk later, now I have work to do. — Odin said, Heimdall let go of my arm and looked at me with a stupid smile, what the hell was wrong with him? I still hadn't had time to do anything to make him hate me and he was already doing it.
— That's all? — I muttered before leaving, getting out wasn't hard, finding a big dining room and grabbing some food wasn't hard either. I had always been told that I had a great cadence when it came to feeling ashamed.
After getting a beer I leaned my back against the wall. If it was a dream it was lasting too long. He had to decide what to do, he didn't know who Odin was, but of course nobody reacts in such a calm way when they try to hit him.
Should I run and not look back? No way, that pigtailed weirdo would drag me back here and say some stupid comment. Help and play along with the old man? God knows what he wanted from me and I didn't feel like finding out. Although how many more laps did he give it, this seemed the only viable solution.
I looked at the ceiling in despair, this was all bullshit, I guess another one for the damn collection. So much thinking had made me finish my beer. Damn, how I needed a drink of something other than beer.
Maybe vodka and a joint, oh shit, what I would have given to have some vodka, I loved vodka, especially the red one, it tasted like a lollipop.
That's when I realized I had one of the worst habits in the world that would come in handy for once. I always sleep with my clothes on, in my jacket there should be something, anything.
I ran to the table and took out everything that was in my pockets, fucking tears came to my eyes. He had a flask, mouthpieces, grass, and a lighter. It almost seemed like the world adored me, despite everything.
I put everything back running, except the flask, I took a good drink and immediately I noticed the taste of the lollipop burning my throat. I practically walked out of there jumping for joy.
It was getting dark, but that didn't stop me from finding the coast, taking off my shoes and feeling the sand on my feet. I sat on the shore, letting my feet soak in the water.
It had been a while since she was this calm. Maybe this place wasn't so bad.
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call-me-kermit · 11 months ago
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Dealing w/ Your Gremlin Behavior
Genre: Platonic Headconnons
Warnings: None
Request: What if Y/n was another God, who was basically a little chaotic gremlin; they see you as their child/sibling.
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Kratos
You give him a headache.
He will not hesitate to tell you to shut up.
You ramble about stupid things so often that sometimes he believes his ears will bleed.
Kratos has to hold you back by the collar when he sees that dangerous glint in your eyes.
The one that lets him know you want to try and make friends with the creature that wants to make you it's dinner.
That one that tells him that you're going to do something stupidly dangerous while claiming that you're helping.
You're not helping. You're just giving him one more thing to worry about.
When I say he's worried, I mean worried.
Atreus has done some dumb things, but you were wild and almost feral sometimes.
He's extra hard on you and even more strict with how he trains you.
Congrats, he'll drag you out for hunting and training more often than Atreus.
He's absolutely terrified that if he takes his eyes off you for even a moment, you'll piss off a troll or a soul eater.
Can't take you anywhere.
But he'd kill for you.
So I guess you can stay.
Just please stop trying to bite everything that's trying to kill you.
Atreus
Atreus thinks you're hilarious.
Bonus points when Kratos is yelling at you, not him.
But most of the time you've roped him into your shenanigans and he's taking heat too.
Half the time he watches and cheers you on, the other half he's right there with you.
Mostly because things have gone horribly wrong and he's trying to help fix it before Kratos comes along and catches you two.
Mimir
He can't do much more then tell you off if you to something stupid.
So, that being said, gremlin has free rain.
Until he tells Kratos to be his hands and smack you around some.
Then you better start acting straight, cause Kray don't play.
You are never allowed to carry him.
Never again.
Not after last time!
Sometimes though, its just good fun to watch you be wild.
Makes him miss being young.
And, you know. . . his body.
Freya
She has no patience for it.
Behave yourself, at least around her.
When you go gallivanting and come back with scraps or bruises, she'll scold you endlessly while tending to them.
"I'm speechless." While proceeding to talk for hours about how reckless and stupid that was.
She was horrified when she watched you insult a draugr's 'dead mama' while slashing it in half and doing a victory dance over its corpse.
What has she gotten herself into?
Yet despite your feral behavior, she enjoys being motherly again.
She has no problem cleaning you up and making food for you.
She just wishes you'd be more careful.
She's so afraid of overstepping and becoming too protective of you.
But she's not afraid to curse you for a day, a simple binding spell, to keep you in the house when you've gone too far.
You're grounded!
Sindri
You leave the house all clean and spiffy.
Always returning covered in dirt and mud, leaves on your clothes and in your hair.
He'll always frown and point to the bath he prepares for you when you leave.
You make his eye twitch every time.
You'd just grin and get to it.
Arguments over cleanliness while you're staying with him.
He knows you can't help the trouble you always find yourself in, but he knows you won't avoid it.
He knows you thrive on chaos.
He hates that about you, but he cares too much to let you go off with nowhere to go if something bad happens.
So his door is always open for you.
Even if it means you're dripping blood and dirt on his clean floors.
He just makes you clean it.
Brok
He's a gremlin.
So he loves that you are as well.
You two get into so much shit together it's hard to think you're both still alive.
Sindri is over it.
Heimdall
Absolutely not a fan of it.
Don't even start with him.
And for the love of god, stop trying to sneak up and bite him.
It was amusing for a while, but it's getting old.
He always has to hold you back when he see's you're about to do something stupid.
He will absolutely pretend to not have a clue who you are if you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing.
Lots of scolding and 'don't do anything I wouldn't do's.
If you were literally anyone else he would've fed you to Gulltoppr by now.
Baldur
He loves the chaos.
You keep him on his toes and his head on a swivel.
You are a challenge to put up with but damn you're fun!
Nobody makes him laugh quit like you when you're poking the bare.
Literally.
Please stop. What the actually fuck are you doing?
He actually 'died' jumping in when that dead bear wasn't really dead and decided it didn't like you poking it.
But hey, he's got a new rug and a fun story so yippee!
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NOT PROOF-READ Might come back to this one and fix it up some more. It feels kinda empty right now; I'm off my game.
•Kermitts Masterlist•
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crow-eye-art · 2 years ago
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No.1 dad Odin
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mercur1e · 1 year ago
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Just a silly thought i had- what if the god of war characters were adorable cats???
Okay so Kratos would be named Kittos, and he’d be a white maine coon with a scar on his eye! (deep down he’s a black cat to me though) OH AND HE’D HAVE A CRUNCHY MEOW!! You’d have to slowly earn his trust for him to feel comfortable with you petting him or getting near his baby. Otherwise he will hiss and bite. He comes and goes as he pleases.
Atreus would be Mewtreus, and he’d be a little orange tabby kitty!! He’ll always be following behind his papa💗 He has a high pitched meow that slightly deepens as he becomes a teenager.
Faye would be a pretty orange Norwegian forest cat, who Mewtreus got his looks from. Her name would be the same because I think it’s just so pretty. A soft, light meow and she’s very watchful yet playful! For an outdoor cat she’s not very dirty at all!
Freya would be a Balinese cat and Freyr would be a Balinese or Siamese cat! Their names would be Mewa and Mewer :) Mewer really loves his uh…cat grass. He cuddles nicely and has a stuffed toy boat named Skiðblaðnir that he loves very much💖
Mimir would be an Oriental shorthair because he loves to talk, and oriental shorthairs are too! Of course i’m going to name him Mewmir😂 He’d be a sweet little kitty who needs a kitty wheelchair but trust he’s always on bumpers when it’s time to fight! He loves pets and will meow until you give him what he wants.
Sindri would be a Sphynx cat but has patches of hair, and Brok would too but he’d be bald(totally NOT because Brok is a skirted egg) They have skippty pap sessions sometimes but they’ll put aside their differences quickly. Sindri loves his personal space, but Brok also loves Sindri’s personal space.
Thor would be an orange persian cat who is fiercely protective of his last daughter, Mewed. (I’m not very creative with the names I know) He will hiss and swat at anyone that gets too close to his baby except for Sif. Has a deep meow and beautiful coat.
Baldur is an Abyssinian and only lets those close to to him pet him, and does not like his mother. He is an outdoor cat that will only come back every blue moon. Kittdur loves to hunt, and would bring back dead prey to as presents.
Sif would be named Sniff and is a Siberian Forest cat! She won’t meow much, but when she does it’s very adorable.
Odin would also be an either an Oriental shorthair because he also talks A LOT !! If not an oriental cat, he’d be a Cornish Rex. Meowdin would be one of those cats that steps on your face in the middle of your night.
Angrboda would be an adorable Calico Kitty!!!! Meowgrboda is her name🫶🏽 She and Mewtreus will cuddle on occasion. She’s the kind of kitty who will stay in your arms all night and snuggle you! She loved to be picked up and enjoys challenging toys. She’s an adorable indoor cat who loves her toys!
Heimdall would be named Hissdall and is a Turkish Van who hisses at everyone except his owner. Will swat at other cats and enjoys his solitude. He tried to bite Mewtreus one time and Kittos didn’t take kindly to that.
Týr would be a brown oriental shorthair, is surprisingly very quiet for his breed but sweet as can be! Will circle around your legs for pets! Has the trademark honk meow and it’s a true treat to hear it.
Do you guys know that one cat meme and it’s just like cuddled nicely vs. bit my ass? Yeah that’s Mewer and Hissdall.
This was fun to write!! I’d would like to write about the Valkyries as cats next, would anyone be interested in seeing that? Please let me know if you are! :)
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rolling-storm-writing · 1 year ago
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Can you please write Týr x Kratos??? It can be headcanons of fluff, smut, or both!!! Just write whatever comes to mind!!! I'll be thankful with anything you write for me!!! 😊💖💖💖
Tyr/Kratos- Headcanons
warnings; NSFW
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Two words… SLOW BURN, first and foremost both are still deeply hurt and grieving.  Tyr is fresh from being imprisoned and Kratos still reeling after Ragnarok.
Kratos is quite weary of the former god as he brings Mimir to speak with him.  If anything the two don’t truly interact without outside help. 
Awkward to the outside eye as they sit in an ominous silence around a camp fire.
The two find common ground when it comes to god hood and what it means.  Learning from one another and finding solace in their differences and similarities.
Their relationship is a very slow but meaningful one in my opinion.
Occasional trips to other realms or taking time to hunt together.  Quiet storytelling or quick “hello��s” when in passing.
There is no big gesture or ask the two simply just fall into place at each other’s side.
Tyr is the more openly romantic one of the two with physical touch and words of affirmation being big things for him.  
After being locked away for so long tho he’s very hesitant about opening up to another.
Kratos doesn’t mind and often finds the gentle touches and closeness to be perfect.  More meaningful than some swooning kiss could ever be.
“May I?” Would come his lover’s quiet voice as they walked together.  And without fail Kratos would offer his hand to him.
Tyr’s larger one wrapped ever so delicately around his own as they continued on their walk.
One thing about this pair is communication and proper boundaries are a must.  Very tentative and careful with one another no matter the occasion.
“Is this alright?” Kratos would mutter running his fingers through the giant’s soft hair.  A soft hum of approval and he’d continue on twirling the soft locs through his fingers.
And in the morning when those larger hands massaged at Kratos’ waist, and soft lips pressed against his shoulder all it took was quiet “continue” and they’d be all over each other.
On his back Kratos looked through hooded lids as Tyr loomed over him.  Legs spread wide and held up at his lover sunk deeper into him.
“So beautiful…” watching as his cock nestled deeper inside, kratos’ hole speared and puffy with glistening silk with every filling inch.
Tyr is so much bigger and it drives the both of them mad with lust.  Kratos is a pillow princess and Tyr’s only cowgirl and the god can’t get enough.
Losing himself as he plows into the smaller man with each bed rattling thrusts. hands on his hips, pulling Kratos back and pushing into him over and over. 
Kratos isn’t a loud man but with Tyr he’s a growling mess.  Low moans filling the room to mingle with slapping skin and creaking bed frame.
These two have so much stamina it’s almost unreal how long they can go.  “So good for me…” Tyr would whisper finally as he buried his cock fully, Kratos holding onto with dear life as he was folded like a pretzel.
cum dripping from his hole as and down his thighs. Eyes rolled to the back of his skull choking on a breathless moan as he too reached a mind numbing climax.
Tyr is very much a service top and lives to make sure his love is satisfied.  Slowly pulling out and peppering Kratos with soft kisses.  Lips pressed together in a soft kiss as hands grasp and caress the other.
Aftercare and just taking care of one another is simply a must as well.  Relaxing in the bath some time later or cuddling up after a previously prepared meal.
These two are honesty just goals in my eyes.  Very sweet and slow in a way that’s just perfect…
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A/N; WELL I finally wrote something!! Honestly I really do like this ship and maybe I’ll write more for em.
If y’all have any other suggestions feel free to let me know ! And don’t forget your umbrella<3
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theartofsimpatry · 3 months ago
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Yandere Heimdall Headcanons
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-Comes off as a tsundere yandere, its kinda scary when he likes you and pretending like he doesn’t
-Bullies the shit out of you
-Makes fun of you all the time :(
-Will especially make fun of your body
-if you’re skinny: he’ll call you boyish and asks if you’re really a woman and how maybe he should “check”
-if you’re chubby: he’ll call you a cow, *his* cow and will make disgusting inhumane comments about your tits
-No one else is allowed to make fun of you though (besides Odin, sorry)
-He caught some helmet-head talking about your body in a derogatory way (probably to impress Heimdall), Heimdall proceeded to beat the shit out of them and make them get on their hands and knees and apologize to you
-Will want to brand you, originally wanted to do it with an iron but other Aesir started to judge him and Odin told him to chill out… so Odin gave him a magical seal that can act like a brand (inspo pics at the end of what that brand would look like)
-His favorite thing is to watch you, both when you know and don’t know that he’s watching you
-Heimdall likes to surprise you while you’re busy and you least expect it, when you just used the bathroom and are leaving? You open the door to his purple eyes calling you disgusting.
-Why does he treat you like so? It’s because you’re a temptress.. purposely doing what you do to seduce him. How does it feel? Do you feel good knowing you have the Harold of Ragnarök wanting you? You’re disgusting for dressing like a whore but *fine* he’ll treat you like one
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samieree · 1 year ago
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Hoi I was wondering if you could do a hiemdall x reader where the reader has adhd or write head cannons? Please
Oh yes! It can be kinda funny thought, because I feel like Heimdall doesn't have much patience in him 😂
I hope I'll write it well, I found behavior of a person with ADHD on the Internet.
So here we go, Heimdall x reader with ADHD headcanons!
When you first met in Asgard, you quickly become one of the most annoying people for him (not more than Thor of Thrud)
He thought he has much patience, really. But after talking with you he had to rethink that.
Heimdall just can't stand when someone talk over him. He may be an asshole, but still believes in culture of discussion.
Not to mention that in your head is almost always chaos. Because of that he often feels confused around you but also intrigued. It's something new to him, not knowing what exactly going on in someone's head.
When he learned you have ADHD suddenly your actions made sense (and he stopped his sarcastic comments on you habits, like tapping fingers on the table or tapping feet. He used to say "Are you sewing something?" when he saw how you leg moves).
Heimdall started looking at you differently and after few days decided to work on his patience (he really needs that).
He got used to reminding you what you were doing/talking about when you got distracted.
Luckily he was already used to explosiveness (thanks to Thor. Okay, Heimdall likes to annoy him, so it's kinda his fault but you know... "He's only speaking the truth, but in a nasty way")
You know, it even became kinda funny for him when you finished the sentence for him. You weren't always right, but when you guessed what he wanted to say it felt like you were reading his mind and he likes that feeling.
Finding you tapping your fingers on the table, he started tapping his but in the different rhythm and like that you were "playing" some songs (Heimdall sometimes starts to hum to himself or even sing quietly. Most of the time you pretend you don't hear it so you can hear his voice in this rare way).
(When you make him aware of what he's doing, he's gonna stop and say "I didn't, you're delusional" or "No, you were").
Okay, we know he is fit, but he doesn't do much to keep his figure (he's a God after all) but with you... He never walked this much.
One day you made around 20 circles just walking on the Wall.
He never was a fan of running and never will be, but he runs after you (Even when Odin told him that he no longer has to watch over you).
Heimdall found himself feeling pretty good in role of your bestie. He is sitting on standing somewhere and you're just walking around him and speaking about your problems, rumours or anything else. He listens, talks back.
Once you asked him to braid you hair.
He didn't agree :(
You looked so sad that he couldn't bare it and next morning came to your room with a brush and hairbands.
Of course he was a bit annoyed, when you couldn't sit in one place. Once he had to start walking after you ("Thank Gods I'm taller than you", "You're lucky I'm skilled at braiding", "Stop or I'm going to tear your hair out and not even on purpose!")
He found a solution for this problem! :D
He noticed that when you draw you always sit in one place and not fidget too much. So apart from a brush and hairbands, he always brings with him sheets of paper, charcoal, pen, ink, paints…
Heimdall got some habits because of you, like taking you by the hand when he feels you get nervous (no matter if you're alone or someone is around).
(Sometimes he even hugs you. Or he playfully pats your head, turning your attention to him)
After a few months Baldur started to joke, that his brother finally found a girl he likes more than his hair (or Odin).
Of course he denied, saying that he simply cares for people in Asgard in general. But inside he couldn't lie to himself.
He began to hug you more often (and he no longer wanted to gain more attention or appreciation from his father).
Once, when you lost your favourite pair of shoes (they were under wardrobe) and he found them... "You're cute when you run like that, looking for something" No, he didn't say that! He's gonna call you delusional, blush and walk away.
He didn't have problems accepting his feelings, he just... Was afraid that you can reject him.
Things changed when he was braiding you hair and you just draw a big, read heart on the paper. You gave it to him, and found him blushing like no one ever before (this sight will never leave your head, he looked kinda cute. Like a beetroot, but cute beetroot).
Not much changed in your relationship after you became a pair, except that you started kissing during the day (and night) and something more... 😏
Teasing remains (but both of you know he's just joking).
Maybe he's even more protective.
Baldur's gonna make fun of him (but he likes you and is happy for his brother's and yours happiness).
In the end, you teached him something (besides how to love and care for someone) - patience (and running fast without superpowers. He thought he was gonna spit out his lungs).
Children? Nah, he has to think about this... (He was just waiting for you to start thinking about it)(He even has names).
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percheduphere · 1 year ago
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I’m a new follower and wanted to say that I really enjoy reading your Lokius content. They are really well thought out and written. I was wondering if you have any headcanons on Loki’s time in Asgard like his relationships, any events you think could’ve happened, etc.
Hi Anon!
Sorry for the late reply and thank you for your patience. I have several headcanons about Loki's Asgardian relationships based on comics canon and MCU canon.
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I'm going to focus on characters outside of Thor, Odin, and Frigga, as I believe those relationships have been discussed at length by many other fans.
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FANDRAL - Back in 2014/2015, I used to ship them together romantically. I'd like to think I added some depth to his character, but the truth is the canon leaves much to be desired with ONE exception. Comics canon reveals that Fandral fell into a portal that landed him in medieval Midgard where he became Robin Hood, married Maid Marion, stayed with her despite her aging while he remained young, mourned her death, and couldn't have a serious romantic affair since. I used this to flesh him out and create a healthier relationship with Loki, but I digress. I think at the very least, Loki and Fandral slept together, perhaps on more than one occasion. At the very least, they are somewhat friendly with each other. Loki saves his life in Thor 1 by throwing a dagger at a Jotun that's about to attack him; Fandral's the least hostile to Loki of the Warriors Three and Sif; in comics canon, he's the smartest/most cunning of the Warriors Three; he is the only character among Thor's closest friends to not threaten to kill Loki upon their encounter in Thor 2, and quite simply their temperaments when it comes to style, pleasure, and poetics are compatible. I think they suit each other quite well and could have made a good couple canonically if not for the fact that they are both flighty when it comes serious relationships (both due to trauma, if you take Fandral's Robin Hood backstory seriously). At any rate, Mobius surpasses him in many ways and is a wonderful character in his own right, for which I am eternally grateful.
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SIF - While I don't think Loki hates Sif, I feel the same cannot be said about Sif for Loki. In Norse mythology, Loki cuts Sif's hair as a prank and is forced by Thor to magically create for Sif hair of gold. In the comics canon, Sif's hair was originally gold and Loki cutting it resulted in it turning dark brown or black. In multiple iterations of the comics canon, Loki's motivation has near-consistently been his jealousy of his brother's attention for her. Now, Sif in the MCU versus Sif in comics reads as a "girl friend" as opposed to a "girlfriend". However, Sif has a strong sense of honor and integrity, neither of which she is willing to compromise. I therefore see her constantly clashing with Loki's morally gray (at best) and outright malicious (at worst) intentions. The most traumatic comics canon experience Sif has been through with Loki was his taking over her body to become Lady Loki. That trauma left her completely untrusting of Loki's motivations even after he is reborn in the Journey into Mystery/Agent of Asgard/God of Stories arcs, despite Thor, Fandral, and Volstagg's advocating for Loki's innocence as a child. They may have been friends as children, but that friendship has long been broken. Whenever they are in the same room, it is tense.
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HEIMDALL - Through the Bifrost, he is a near-omniscient guardian being who is significantly older than Thor and his peers. For this reason, I think Heimdall is generally neutral towards Loki's behavior, having witnessed all sorts of behavior throughout the Nine Realms. That said, his friendship with Thor creates a strong sense of protectiveness for him and wariness towards Loki by Thor 2. I was of the belief that Heimdall is the most serious of Thor's friends and that his regard toward Loki was not too afar from the Warrior's Three. However, the Loki series suggests he has a playful side, at least when Thor and Loki were younger. I think he may have humored Loki's antics as he had Thor's, like an uncle who indulges his nephews with an air of amusement, mild exasperation, and reserved affection. I also think he appreciated Loki's intelligence. It is a lonely duty to guard the Bifrost. I think Loki's visits and conversations lifted his spirits from time to time. Unfortunately, Odin's penchant for war and conquest, his political machinations, his deceit, his manipulation, and his favoritism toward Thor all come to a head.
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VOLSTAGG - Not much is shown about Volstagg. I can say he is the oldest of Thor's friends and the only father among them. He detests Loki's cunning, and Loki detests him for his boorishness. Their archetypes are the classic "jock's best friend" and "dramatic bookworm." I don't doubt they quarreled a lot when they were younger, if Thor 1 was any indication, and that they secretly enjoyed those quarrels as much as they were annoyed by them. Like the rest of Thor's friends, lines were drawn after Thor 1 and Avengers. However, in comics canon, Volstagg defends the reborn Loki, as a child, in Journey into Mystery. Volstagg has many children with his wife and loves children generally. He provided kid!Loki with warmth, protection, and affection when many refused to give him a chance. I think God of Stories Loki would have respect and even some fondess for Volstagg because Volstagg shares some of Mobius's quirks: his love of food, his a soft spot for the small and helpless, and his exceptional devotion to his spouse (in Mobius's case, his partnership with Loki rather than his wife).
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HOGUN - Hogun is the most difficult character for me to get a read on because he is just as quiet in comics canon as, if not more so, MCU canon. I can say he and Sif are likely close in personality. In my opinion, they therefore would be best friends with one another after Thor. His doubt of Loki and anger towards him come across as more muted (still waters run deep) than the others, but that does not mean it is any less passionate. He is also the toughest of the Warriors Three, the last to die in Ragnarok. In their youth, I can see him putting Loki at a distance, carefully observing him, but actively not engaging with him unless absolutely necessary.
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breakintomyhead · 1 year ago
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silly little headcanon: if baldur had access to modern music, he would unironically blast pepeyo, goreshit, daijoubu-p, mindless self-indulgence, circus of dead squirrels, pink guy, 4lung, insane clown posse, and other weird or disturbing shit... (thats his music taste guyz dont judge him... </3) heimdall would absolutely DESPISE him for that lmaooo
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they are so bbg am i right???
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call-me-kermit · 11 months ago
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Can I ask a request? How would the god of war characters confess their feeling the reader, please🥺
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Confessing Their Love
Genre: Headcanons
Warnings: 🤷
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Kratos
Kratos is a man of few words.
Emotions are hard.
When the day came he fully realized and accepted his growing love for you he struggled to come up with the right words to tell you.
You never knew it, but there were so many moments where he nearly said it but chickened out.
Moments while hunting, fishing, and tending to the wolves and land.
Moments when you two were alone, just talking, or saying nothing at all.
Moments spent watching you laugh and smile.
He wanted you to know but wasn't sure how to say it.
When he finally told you he loved you he didn't actually say it.
But you knew.
You knew by how he looked at you.
By how he held you.
And he knew you loved him just the same.
Atreus
Awkward and cute.
The king of stuttering and stumbling.
He'd asked his father how he and his mother took that step, hoping to glean some inspiration and courage from it.
Kratos wasn't much help.
Mimir didn't have advice suitable for a kid his age.
He planned to get you alone and basically serenade you.
But when you were face to face the adrenalin hit and he forgot everything he planned to say and do.
So he awkwardly handed you a flower and told you how nice you looked.
He was so nervous about messing it up that he was messing it up.
After a while, he realized you seemed just as nervous and you two had been dancing around it.
So he told you then that he loved you.
And when you reciprocated it he felt like he would throw up from the butterflies in his stomach.
He pitched himself.
Mimir
Before losing his body, he would've been shameless in chasing you down and swooning over you.
He'd court you and serenade you, showing you with gifts of flowers, wine, and treats so sweet.
He'd brag to anyone you had an ear about how he adored you so, even if you hadn't accepted him yet.
Afterwards. . .
The man is insecure.
How could he be your lover if he had nothing to give.
He'd wait his time until there was a moment when you two were alone.
A moment where he would confess his heart, despite not actually having one anymore.
His confession would almost feel like an apology.
Like he was becoming a burden to you like you would now have a weight on your shoulders.
But it was a weight he needed off his chest. . . metaphorically.
But then you smiled so sweetly and returned the gesture.
He thought you were making a fool of him for a moment, but only a moment.
The way you held him and pressed a kiss to his cheek told him you were honest.
He'd never been happier.
Heimdal
He wouldn't.
Not directly at least.
Not at first.
He's got an ego that won't sway even for the majesty that is you.
Instead of saying that he loves you, he'd confront that you love him first.
Teasing you for it and poking the subject until you catch on.
The first time he'd ever actually say it is after you'd begin to doubt it.
I mean, he never says it, so. . . maybe it's just pity?
How could you think that? Even if it is just a passing thought!
How could you ever think he wouldn't absolutely adore you?
Are you stupid?
So he said it.
And then again.
And again.
And every time you're alone because PDA is for losers.
If you're good enough for his picky tastes then you are worth more than anything.
You need to understand that or else.
Baldur
The man doesn't feel.
Driven mad but the numbness.
He just wants to feel the breeze in his hair, the sun on his skin.
He wants to feel the cold of the snow, and the pain of a cut.
But nothing.
His body is numb and he lives forever in agony.
Yet when he met you and knew you. . .
He can not feel his heart, even if you took a knife carved it out, and put it in his hands.
But something about you eased the madness and made him feel something again.
He wasted no time holding onto you and keeping you by him at all times.
It may not be to its fullest potential, not until the curse is broken, but he feels for you so deeply that it's borderline obsessive.
You are his and he adors you, worships you.
He will tell you he loves you just to see that smile, to feel that almost real warmth.
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I might come back and add more characters later. I got bored. NOT PROOF-READ
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dkmbookworm · 1 year ago
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Headcanon:
GoW Modern Au
Atreus has his 3 pet huskies, fenrir, speki, and Svanna
Angrboda has a leonberger named Jalla and a python named jormungandr
Freya has 2 Norwegian Forrest Cats
Heimdall owns a Maine Coon named Gulltoppr
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astra-galaxie · 7 months ago
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🧸👻👽💝🫂💔🔪🍫❤️‍🔥🖕😭😶 for heimdall please :)
Heimdall
For my last list of headcanons (for now), Star’s father, Heimdall, will finish us off! If you’ve missed this guy, you can look forward to seeing him, as well as Aslan and many others, return in my season 5 story! Release date TBD, but it won't be any time soon…
In the meantime, please enjoy my headcanons for Heimdall!
🧸 A headcanon about their childhood
Before his Omni-sense manifested, Heimdall was a loud child. He loved running around, laughing loudly, playing sports, and listening to music. But when his powers appeared, everything was suddenly too loud, even the sound of his own heartbeat. Heimdall became quieter than a mouse overnight, refusing to even speak for a long time. Eventually, he learned how to live with his Omni-sense and started talking again, but he was never as loud as he used to be.
👻 A headcanon about what scares them
Losing Star and/or Aslan. He’s already had to live through almost losing his child once and never wants to go through that again. But Heimdall also fears losing Aslan. His husband has a high-profile job as a GIA Director and has made many enemies over the years. But Heimdall’s most terrified of Aslan’s ex-boyfriend coming after the Turk in revenge for getting him arrested. Heimdall knows Aslan also fears his ex returning, and Heimdall does his best to comfort his husband despite sharing the same worries…
👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of there
Heimdall sometimes chews his hair. He can oftentimes be caught playing with his dreads and twirling them around his fingers. But people have also seen him chewing on the ends of his dreads. Aslan teases him about thinking his hair is spaghetti or something, and sometimes, when Heimdall is very distracted and chewing on his hair, Aslan starts chewing on a dread, too, to be funny. This usually snaps Heimdall out of his trance, but Aslan has been able to go a surprisingly long time before getting caught…
(Aslan has no sense of self-preservation. Thankfully, Heimdall has mercy on his husband… Most of the time.😏)
💝 A headcanon about their love language
Touch. Heimdall loves to show his affection to others by giving hugs, head pats, pats on the back or shoulders, or even a simple high-five. But his favourite act of love is cuddling. He loves snuggling with Aslan in bed and holding his husband close. When Star was little, they would sometimes sneak into their fathers’ bed to cuddle with them in the early morning hours. Star’s favourite spot was nestled between Heimdall and Aslan; they always felt protected and loved when with their fathers.
🫂 A friendship headcanon
Heimdall is a great friend, but sadly, it took him time to make any. As a child, he became isolated after gaining his Omni-senses, resulting in losing his friends. He gained some old ones back after his powers were under control and some new ones, but he struggled with finding things they could do together without causing him pain. As an adult, he finds it easier to make and keep friends, and the list has been steadily growing, especially after marrying Aslan, who can make friends with almost anyone.
💔 An angsty headcanon
When Heimdall discovered that Kára had left Star to die during the battle of Ragnarok II, he lost his temper with his sister. He couldn’t believe that she had left her nibling to die alone on the Gods’ Pavillion when Kára knew they could be saved. If it wasn't for him finding Star when he did, Heimdall might have lost his child that day. He essentially disowned his sister without using those exact words and stormed off without giving Kára a chance to explain. To Heimdall, there was no excuse for her abandoning his child.
However, years later, after Heimdall learned that Kára had dedicated her final years to finding a cure for the fire tumours, Heimdall considered her partly redeemed. He doesn't think he could ever forgive her for her actions during Ragnarok II, but he can at least be grateful for her curing Star, Brage, and many others from their chronic pain and helping to heal some of the battle scars. And maybe if Kára had the chance to deliver the cure herself, she might have been able to redeem herself further…
🔪 A headcanon relating to fighting/violence
As one of New Asgard’s best swordsmen, Heimdall is a professional fighter. While violence is something he tries to prevent, he knows how to fight to defend himself and protect his people. During Ragnarok II, he defeated countless fire demons to protect the planet and led a battalion of warriors, all of whom survived thanks to his strategizing. Sadly, many other Asgardians still perished in the battle…
🍫 A headcanon about food
His favourite food from Earth is cinnamon rolls. Aslan always brought back different treats from Earth for him and Star to try, and Heimdall’s favourite was easily the cinnamon rolls. He loves the soft, warm rolls with the spice of the cinnamon and the richness of the cream cheese glaze on them. This also led to Aslan calling him his cinnamon roll and claiming Heimdall was a “cannibal” whenever he ate one.
❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon
One of the happiest days of his life was his wedding day. He remembers it vividly, from Aslan’s dress, the ceremony, the reception, and the honeymoon. But for all the people there and everything that was happening, Heimdall only had eyes for his husband. (And Star, but that was so they wouldn’t overload on the cake.) That day, Heimdall felt so much love in his heart that it was overflowing. Heimdall will never regret proposing, no matter how much Aslan annoys him. He loves being Aslan’s husband and plans to spend the rest of their lives together.
🖕 A headcanon relating to anger
Heimdall is very in control of his temper, so much so that many people have thought he is emotionless or cold-hearted. And while those assumptions have hurt Heimdall (he can hear what everyone is saying behind his back), he never allows his anger to control his actions. With his heightened hearing, he avoids getting into arguments that will lead to yelling, as it's guaranteed that will result in him getting a migraine. But if he ever does need to get angry, you can be sure everyone who has ever made Heimdall angry has come to regret it instantly.
😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them
When Star was kidnapped, Heimdall felt like a piece of his heart had been taken (because it had been). He couldn't sleep or eat; even finding the desire to bathe was a challenge. He dedicated himself to finding his child and using his sight and hearing to search the galaxy for them. Even when it started affecting his health, Heimdall refused to stop looking. When Star was finally back home, safe in his and Aslan’s arms, Heimdall passed out after the reunion and slept for nearly three days straight.
(It nearly scared Aslan to death when he passed out! Thankfully, Heimdal got better after some proper rest and eating better.)
😶 A random headcanon
His family made and gifted him his dread rings. His mothers, Kára and Brage, forged them for him and carved unique engravings into them. He also received rings from Runa, Henrik, and Sylvi Dahl. After marrying Aslan, the Turk made him a ring to add to his collection. Star, Magnus, and Tomus did, too, once they were old enough to use the forges.
And thus, we have concluded requests for this list of headcanon prompts! It was certainly a popular one, so thank you to everyone who sent me characters for it. I hope to see your requests for future lists that I do!
Thank you for this request, Issy!
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