#heimdall headcanons

[samieree]

God of War: Ragnarök Masterlist

[General Masterlist with list of boys I can write one-shots with here]

[my works are also avaiable on Ao3: Samiere and on wattpad: _Saelin]

Heimdall x Reader one-shots:

Heimdall x Greek Goddess part 1 [request]

Heimdall x Greek Goddess part 2

Heimdall x Greek Goddess part 3 (Mature content)

Reader was away on a mission for a long time, "friends" with benefits relationship [request]

Heimdall x Reader (childhood friends) [request]

Heimdall x Reader (childhood friends) part 2 (Mature content)

Reader is a Greek Girl, who wants to make her revenge on Kratos by killing Atreus [request]

Heimdall x Pregnant Reader

Heimdall x Reader (you slept together after alcohol)

Arranged marriage [request]

Reader is Heimdall's shy, servant girl (Mature content) [request]

Jealous Heimdall x Reader (Mature content) [request]

Banished Heimdall x Reader (Goddess of Nature) [request]

You wanted to learn how to fight, and Heimdall teaches you [request]

Heimdall x Reader with breathing problems [request]

Heimdall x Shy reader, childhood best friend [request]

Heimdall x reader on her period [request]

Heimdall headcanons:

Heimdall x Reader with ADHD [request]

Goddess of Muspelheim || GOW Ragnarök (Heimdall x OC) fanfiction:

Introduction + Prologue

*Chapter 1 || We have to make some rules*

Chapter 2 || Time to see the sun again

*Chapter 3 || Baldur*

*Chapter 4 || What a...!*

Chapter 5 || Goddess of fire

*Chapter 6 || Friends?*

Chapter 7 || Understanding

Chapter 8 || Vanaheim

My tik toks with Heimdall, because I can:

Edit to my fanfic

She do that thing she usually do 🎵

Heimdall being Heimdall

Another Heimdall being Heimdall :D

And another one 😅

Your body language, speaks to me 🎵

Beautiful boy 🎵

Do you like the way I grind, do you like the way I flirt 🎵

I do it for the ladies 🎵

[theartofsimpatry]

Yandere Heimdall Headcanons

-Comes off as a tsundere yandere, its kinda scary when he likes you and pretending like he doesn��t

-Bullies the shit out of you

-Makes fun of you all the time :(

-Will especially make fun of your body

-if you’re skinny: he’ll call you boyish and asks if you’re really a woman and how maybe he should “check”

-if you’re chubby: he’ll call you a cow, *his* cow and will make disgusting inhumane comments about your tits

-No one else is allowed to make fun of you though (besides Odin, sorry)

-He caught some helmet-head talking about your body in a derogatory way (probably to impress Heimdall), Heimdall proceeded to beat the shit out of them and make them get on their hands and knees and apologize to you

-Will want to brand you, originally wanted to do it with an iron but other Aesir started to judge him and Odin told him to chill out… so Odin gave him a magical seal that can act like a brand (inspo pics at the end of what that brand would look like)

-His favorite thing is to watch you, both when you know and don’t know that he’s watching you

-Heimdall likes to surprise you while you’re busy and you least expect it, when you just used the bathroom and are leaving? You open the door to his purple eyes calling you disgusting.

-Why does he treat you like so? It’s because you’re a temptress.. purposely doing what you do to seduce him. How does it feel? Do you feel good knowing you have the Harold of Ragnarök wanting you? You’re disgusting for dressing like a whore but *fine* he’ll treat you like one

[thaboah]

Heimdall headcanons

Well, i'm really bored right now so i'm gonna write some headcanons that i have with this man because... Because I can, and oh lord HE'S SO FINE.

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He has no friends (I know this is pretty obvious but listen) and although he is very selfish to accept it, he sometimes feels lonely.

Because of the amount of time that he spends alone on the wall, he started to talk with himself.

Thúrd one time caught him talking alone in his room, she walked away laughing. Since that day Heimdall only talks alone when his sure he's 100% alone.

He has a great respect and admiration for the all-fathers, he always does everything which is up on his hand to help him.

He kinda needs the all-fathers approval, he does not have anything besides that. I mean, he has no friends, mostly people don't really like him and I don't see him having a great interest in painting, writing or anything apart of doing tasks for the all-fathers.

I think he tried to learn something like painting or playing an instrument. But you know these things really needs a lot of time and practice. Heimdall has the time, but not the patience. When he tries something, he really gets pissed off when he's not perfect at it on the first trial.

When Atreus came to Asgard and he suddenly had all the attention of the all-fathers, Heimdall was really jealous, not mad. He wanted to recieve the same attention as Atreus.

He is a very jealous person, mostly because he is alone and doesn't know how to keep or even make a friend. So if he has a friend, he will probably be very, very jealous with everyone, although if they're only friends.

I'm very sure that he has problems to control his powers, sometimes he can't avoid reading everyone's mind and thats really annoying.

He avoids places with a lot of people because he finds overwhelming when he hears a lot of people thoughts at the same time.

Sometimes when he is talking with someones he answer to the thoughts of the person, let me explain with an example:

H: That's an stupid question.

X: But I haven't said anything.

H: Then, that's an stupid thought.

He has normalized this situations in his life but he really hates when it happens.

He doesn't really care about what others thinks or says around him, he doesn't overthink everything because he finds it usleess. Why he should care about others stuff?

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Done! I spend half an hour writing and trying to not make so mucho mistakes. I'm sorry if something is bad written i'm really trying my best. 🥺

Aaaaaand I don't know, I hope you like it, let me know! And if you didn't like it... Let me know what i should improve!

Have a nice day! <3

[wrr000]

Requested by: @manymaria111

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I don't know if this is what you had in mind, but I hope you will like it! Also-- I'm struggling with writing recently;; Still trying to 'unblock' myself.. Thank you for requesting!

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At first your quiteness was utterly boring to Heimdall. Just another person with no personality whom he will quickly forgot about. He was treating you like he treat everyone else, but you didn't act like the others. Later it was pretty obvious to him that you was shy little asgardian and maybe then he started to actually think that's cute

Heimdall just loves teasing you. Seeing you blushing like crazy and acting all nervous was more fun (in a positive way) then making those weak Einharjar angry. When his teasing become uncomfortable to you he will immedietly stop. He don't want to hurt you in any way, but also don't expect him to loose his attitude

When you have any problem in settle some matter or talking to someone just ask Heimdall for help. He's one confident asshole and will help you with anything. He understand your struggling and won't shame you for being shy (maybe he would tease you a little about it)

"They asked for no piccles" literally your relationship

Very protective! If some mad man tries to upset you or raise hand on you-- Well, I hope they had good life because your Aesir lover is on his way to beat the shit out of them

Heimdall would respect your boundaries. You're unique and special to him among all Nine Realms. Instead of being hot-headed, loud and brainless you're calm, but honest and open-minded. He loves being by your side and cuddling. You are always here to listen to him and you can count on the same from him. Of course he's still being him, but he would try to make you feel good around him as much as possible.

[sassycattimetravel]

Heimdall Headcanons that no one asked for:

Heimdall has no swordsmanship skills whatsoever... why you may ask? Because he was that cocky with his foresight that he never saw the need to train. Boy be using Gjallarhorn to bat people away, he has no clue what he's doing.

Heimdall is impeccable about his appearance. He spends hours grooming himself because the thought of dirt and being disheveled links in his mind to failure to stay untouched (see scene where Atreus' gets dirt on Heimdall and Heimdall gets PISSED because he failed to prevent that happening).

Speaking of hair, he wears that many braids because of him always being on the wall to stay away from people. The wind messes his hair up too much and he has to have it that way, only ever unbraiding it when he's by himself and in his house on top of the wall.

He also lives on top of the wall, well away from everyone because mentally he can't stand to listen and hear everyone's intentions all the time. Odin kept him on the Great Lodge when he was young to expose Heimdall to a lot of the horrors of people's intentions, only granting him the peace on the wall when Heimdall was blindly faithful and loyal to every word Odin said.

He prefers animals because they have pure intentions. He can't read their minds like Atreus, but he knows their intentions and that's enough for him to find refuge in their presence.

He did care for Gulltoppr, but much like the love he was given from Odin, it's only conditioned on usefulness. He would have mourned Gulltoppr if he lived in his own time but that would have been conflicted with his own understanding of love.

Heimdall has never had a drink. It's beneath him and he associates it with being neglecting his duty. He cannot impair his mind as he is ever protecting Asgard at all times. (Therefore, he's a lightweight if he ever tried to drink).

Heimdall is arrogant and distrustful because he is lonely and cannot socialise with people due to his foresight. He perceives every intention people have, their intent to leave a conversation with him, their boredom talking to him, to be their only truth and therefore concludes everyone despises him. This makes him who he is today, the known asshole of Asgard who no one wants to be around because he shuts everyone off first to avoid feeling hurt by them.

Heimdall does have tattoos, though they weren't tattooed on him. His magic presented them on his skin and they are definitely golden in colour.

He is part Vanir. His mother's were the Nine Sisters but Odin has made Heimdall unaware of this fact and hid his past from him. This was to ensure Heimdall was only ever loyal to Odin and Asgard.

Or he's part Jotunn as someone has pointed out. Which is deliciously angsty in my opinion.

And... that's it for now, I'm sure my mind will conjure more later on.

[ninjahiccups]

Hi there! I saw in one of Songbird of Asgard's chapters that you headcanon Heimdall as demi - do you have any other Heimdall headcanons you would like to share with us? Sincerely, a definitely-not-Heimdall-content-starved anon.

I have a few, though I don't want to share some of them just yet since they would give away things that happen in SoA later on.

-Like I said, I hc Heimdall as demi. Gender identity really doesn't matter to him so long as he can tolerate someone and trust them enough to accept them (which is the real hard part lol)

-Heimdall is a little shit, that much we know. I like to think that applies to people he's close to as well, but in a different way. He'll give them sass and do annoying things to them just for the fun of it. Short? He puts things on the top shelf just to watch them go crazy looking for it, then casually reveal that he moved it after they've lost their mind just to watch them blow up. Have a pet peeve? You better believe he's doing the exact thing that pisses them off every chance he gets. Neat freak? He will 100% walk into their space and fuck it up. If they're someone who will push his buttons right back at him for revenge it turns into a never-ending war of pranks and sass and just messing with each other, and he's too prideful not to have the last laugh.

-Speaking of caring, Heimdall is an all or nothing kinda person, so if he cares, he goes all out. He'll be a selfish, snobby prick to everyone else, expecting them to meet his needs and expectations because they aren't worthy of his time and effort. But if someone's earns his trust and becomes important to him, he will do anything for them. There are limits to how far he'll go depending on the circumstances, but he is devoted to the people he values.

-The same can't really be said for animals, unfortunately. Yes, he respects them, but in the end he sees them as tools that can outlive their usefulness, hence his reaction when Gulltoppr dies. T_T Though he could grow to care for an animal as well, but it would take a lot. It boils down to how he perceives external bonds, seeing them as valuable only if they benefit him (we can thank ol' Odin for that) and he has to get very, VERY close to people to let go of that idea be as devoted as I described above.

-I see him as being 6'0, 6'2ish max. I know Kratos is 6'4, and it looks like Heimdall isn't *too* much shorter than him? (This would make Eivor about 5'5 in SoA)

-Based on the God of War: Lore and Legends book, I'm guessing Heimdall is not too much older than Baldur? The book states Odin and Freya were married about 125 years before GoW 2018 and Baldur came along 5 years later. Freya clearly knows Heimdall, and considering she doesn't care for him at all makes me think she never saw him grow up (if she did I honestly think she would cut him some slack since she has a soft spot for children). That would mean Heimdall would have to be an adult by the time Freya came around, making him at least 135ish? BUT he still seems a lot younger than the other gods like Tyr and Thor based on appearance alone, so he can't be too much older. I hc he's 150ish, which is still very young compared to most other gods.

-My mans is touch-starved and you can't convince me otherwise. So force this man into a hug for god's sake, he just can't admit he needs it so someone has to take it into their own hands.

-He appreciates the arts. Literature, architecture, visual art, music, anything like that. He's just very picky about what he likes.

-I subscribe to the idea that his fate would have been different if just one person cared about him. He would have had one reason to trust someone other than Odin, and that could have changed his perspective completely. Odin likely never allowed that to happen specifically to keep Heimdall under his thumb.

-He does drink, but it's more of an Asgardian culture thing than a letting loose thing. He never gets drunk and has no desire to be.

-His favorite color is gold (shocking, I know).

-He had to learn how to control his foresight in his youngest years. It's always warned him about anything that's coming at him, but actually *reacting* to it in an efficient way was something he had to work on. He wouldn't have been able to catch arrows when he was a teenager, just duck out of the way of them. Of course, his mastery over this skill is part of what makes his ego so enormous.

-My dude is an indoors enjoyer. He very much likes neat environments, clean floors, organization. Outdoors is only nice in the short term, but ask this man to go camping? No way, bruh. You'd have to work to get him to sit on the ground, let alone SLEEP on it.

-Between Heimdall's snarkiness and Atreus's smart mouth, I see so much annoying sibling energy between them. If things had been different, Heimdall would have definitely been like a smartass, I'm-better-than-you older brother, and Atrues would have been the flat-out irritating, Nuh-uh-your-face-is-stupid younger brother. I will ride or die with the idea that the god of order and the god of mischief would piss each other off like brothers who beat each other up for fun. I may or may not plan to hint at this is SoA at some point ;)

(Side note, this blog DOES ***NOT*** support Heimtreus shipping. That last headcannon is strictly in a platonic and familial kind of way)

That's all I can think of right now, other than the ones that would give some things away is SoA. I hope you enjoyed that anon!!!

[transheimdall]

You seem like a person to trust with Heimdall so tell me ALL of your headcanons

RUBS MY STUPID FUCKING HANDS TOGETHER LIKE A FLY. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY?

okay so first off since in actual norse mythology heimdall has extremely good sight and incredible hearing abilities, i like to believe that he often goes into shut-downs for hours or days at a time from getting overwhelmed and foresight only makes it worse . like he has to be COMPLETELY alone in silence for awhile to chill out and be Calm again (if we're considering his normal demeanor calm)

also gay and trans. my proof ? i say so . i mean look at him . does that look like a cishet man ??? absolutely not . he's gay and penisless .

also autistic because i am and i want him to be . my proof ? he's blunt and also doesn't think into the future and while that can be attributed to him having foresight and being arrogant as a result , i do Not care actually because heimdall is me and i am him and i decide what heimdall is and isn't .

also i feel like were he put into a modern setting he'd be a metalhead . the whole spiel . slipknot . korn . deftones . get scared . limp bizkit . he's THAT guy . and he's pretty doing it too . he would have so many band shirts that he'd have an entirely separate drawer for them .

also this is a given but he's a dick because he has daddy issues and doesnt know what affection is . lol .

[fallcnangcis]

HC: Heimdall was actually tortured into being obedient and loyal to Odin. Being that one child that would often rebel against the parent. In the end Odin ordered Thor to 'teach' heimdall a lesson. And that said lesson ended up causing Heimdall to change mentally and develop a fear of showing his pain to others. As well as developing a lightning bolt shaped scar on his back. Hince why he's cowardly when it comes to even interacting with Thor. Or why he also happens to act like the brown nosing child when it comes to doing errands for Odin. Hince how he got his alias as 'Odin's Lap Dog'.

[arian-archivist-11]

Atreus would so intentionally think of cute and romantic things while around heimdall to annoy him, making sure to maintain eye contact as he does so

Heimdall would be irritated by the childish attempt to make him flustered, the thoughts being so innocent and sweet his gold teeth were going to get cavities

He finds himself turning his burning face away anyway(with a sneer of course)

[samieree]

Hoi I was wondering if you could do a hiemdall x reader where the reader has adhd or write head cannons? Please

Oh yes! It can be kinda funny thought, because I feel like Heimdall doesn't have much patience in him 😂

I hope I'll write it well, I found behavior of a person with ADHD on the Internet.

So here we go, Heimdall x reader with ADHD headcanons!

When you first met in Asgard, you quickly become one of the most annoying people for him (not more than Thor of Thrud)

He thought he has much patience, really. But after talking with you he had to rethink that.

Heimdall just can't stand when someone talk over him. He may be an asshole, but still believes in culture of discussion.

Not to mention that in your head is almost always chaos. Because of that he often feels confused around you but also intrigued. It's something new to him, not knowing what exactly going on in someone's head.

When he learned you have ADHD suddenly your actions made sense (and he stopped his sarcastic comments on you habits, like tapping fingers on the table or tapping feet. He used to say "Are you sewing something?" when he saw how you leg moves).

Heimdall started looking at you differently and after few days decided to work on his patience (he really needs that).

He got used to reminding you what you were doing/talking about when you got distracted.

Luckily he was already used to explosiveness (thanks to Thor. Okay, Heimdall likes to annoy him, so it's kinda his fault but you know... "He's only speaking the truth, but in a nasty way")

You know, it even became kinda funny for him when you finished the sentence for him. You weren't always right, but when you guessed what he wanted to say it felt like you were reading his mind and he likes that feeling.

Finding you tapping your fingers on the table, he started tapping his but in the different rhythm and like that you were "playing" some songs (Heimdall sometimes starts to hum to himself or even sing quietly. Most of the time you pretend you don't hear it so you can hear his voice in this rare way).

(When you make him aware of what he's doing, he's gonna stop and say "I didn't, you're delusional" or "No, you were").

Okay, we know he is fit, but he doesn't do much to keep his figure (he's a God after all) but with you... He never walked this much.

One day you made around 20 circles just walking on the Wall.

He never was a fan of running and never will be, but he runs after you (Even when Odin told him that he no longer has to watch over you).

Heimdall found himself feeling pretty good in role of your bestie. He is sitting on standing somewhere and you're just walking around him and speaking about your problems, rumours or anything else. He listens, talks back.

Once you asked him to braid you hair.

He didn't agree :(

You looked so sad that he couldn't bare it and next morning came to your room with a brush and hairbands.

Of course he was a bit annoyed, when you couldn't sit in one place. Once he had to start walking after you ("Thank Gods I'm taller than you", "You're lucky I'm skilled at braiding", "Stop or I'm going to tear your hair out and not even on purpose!")

He found a solution for this problem! :D

He noticed that when you draw you always sit in one place and not fidget too much. So apart from a brush and hairbands, he always brings with him sheets of paper, charcoal, pen, ink, paints…

Heimdall got some habits because of you, like taking you by the hand when he feels you get nervous (no matter if you're alone or someone is around).

(Sometimes he even hugs you. Or he playfully pats your head, turning your attention to him)

After a few months Baldur started to joke, that his brother finally found a girl he likes more than his hair (or Odin).

Of course he denied, saying that he simply cares for people in Asgard in general. But inside he couldn't lie to himself.

He began to hug you more often (and he no longer wanted to gain more attention or appreciation from his father).

Once, when you lost your favourite pair of shoes (they were under wardrobe) and he found them... "You're cute when you run like that, looking for something" No, he didn't say that! He's gonna call you delusional, blush and walk away.

He didn't have problems accepting his feelings, he just... Was afraid that you can reject him.

Things changed when he was braiding you hair and you just draw a big, read heart on the paper. You gave it to him, and found him blushing like no one ever before (this sight will never leave your head, he looked kinda cute. Like a beetroot, but cute beetroot).

Not much changed in your relationship after you became a pair, except that you started kissing during the day (and night) and something more... 😏

Teasing remains (but both of you know he's just joking).

Maybe he's even more protective.

Baldur's gonna make fun of him (but he likes you and is happy for his brother's and yours happiness).

In the end, you teached him something (besides how to love and care for someone) - patience (and running fast without superpowers. He thought he was gonna spit out his lungs).

Children? Nah, he has to think about this... (He was just waiting for you to start thinking about it)(He even has names).

-> general masterlist

-> God of War: Ragnarök masterlist

[theartofsimpatry]

Heimdall headcanons🔞‼️

-Fucks you on top of the wall, he loves the openness of it all and the privacy as no one has good enough eyes to actually see you two fucking. (Odin can see you guys due to his ravens)

-He also loves making you close to cumming then threatening you to push you off the wall as he fucks you

-He mostly did it for shits and giggles but then the mixture of adrenaline, threat to your safety and Heimdall’s cock slamming inside you, made you cum… You tried to deny it but how are you going to deny anything with Heimdall? You can’t.

-One of his favorite things is to molest you in public while you have to act normal during it. While riding Gulltoppr, he will rub his erection in your ass while you pretend like you can’t feel anything.

-Favorite positions: doggy style, missionary and any position where he can look deeply into your eyes and read you every thought as he fucks you

[thaboah]

God Of War characters during a party!

Well I'm in class, bored as hell and tonight I had this idea. I haven't seen anyone writing something like this but it could be funny.

Here is almost every character mentioned, but due I'm going to mention alcohol, drugs and violence, and Trùd and Atreus are kids. I'm not going to mention them. Let's just say that they're on a "kids zone".

TW: Alcohol, drugs and violence mentions, please if you're minor do NOT read this.

🎟️,, ~ Let's start!

The night had just started and everyone still sober, the music starts playing and it's time to have fun.

Mimir, since he's just a head and can't dance, it's with Sindri taking care of people stuff, like the weapons. To make the party a safe place everyone has to leave their weapons at the entrance.

Brok is the one who attends the bar, he makes cocktails and give "advice" to drunk people.

Let's be honest, he's not the best person to ask for advice, but there's anyone more besides him.

His tips are simple, if you like someone, go ahead and kiss them and try to conquer them. If someone It's annoying, then punch them in the face!

Thor is the one who recieves this last advice, he has been annoyed by Heimdall like always, so now he's drunk, he finds that idea very interesting.

Well, Heimdall is leaning against a wall, he's not really drunk, but he's a little affected by alcohol, so when he sees Thor reeling towards him, he looks at his eyes and immediately knew what was going to happen.

Thor tried to punch Heimdall, but he dodges every single blow that Thor tries to give him.

H: "I'm sorry, did you just tried to hit me? You idiot."

T: "DOn't YOu dARe to CALl mE IDioT!"

H: "Okay! You drunk monkey!"

T: "WhaT DId yøU JÛsT CæLl Me?!"

At this point a good amount of people just formed a circle around these two.

Odin was staring at them like "What did I do to have this pair of idiots as sons"

Some people like Freyr were too drunk to understand what was happening and they were just screaming: "Fight, fight, fight!"

The fight was lame, and when Tyr (The real one) arrived, he really tried to make them stop.

Tyr tried to calm down Thor, and Heimdall just walked away.

And Sif, Sif was mad as hell at Thor, she and Thor left the party soon, as Sif said: "You have done enough"

And Kratos... Well, he's there, but he's not even drinking, he's just there making sure that his friends are okay and Odin doesn't try something when they're drunk.

He weren't planning to go but Freya ask him to go with her and he thought it could be interesting and maybe he could learn something about Odin or his plans.

Freya was enjoying the party, she's not the heart of the party, but, you know who it is? Freyr.

Freyr is having the BEST time of his life, he's drinking, dancing on the floor like he was at the end of the world.

Baldur was there too, dancing with Freyr, he can't get drunk, but he's trying really hard, he's drinking everything he sees (and doing some drugs) he really WANTS to feel something.

The party starts going out of hands, someone, ahem, ahem, Odin, put something on the drinks while nobody was seeing.

Everyone starts doing things that normally they wouldn't do. Even Tyr and Freya are giving everything on the dance floor.

Heimdall wasn't drinking anymore, he knew what Odin has done but he's not going to question the all-father's behaviour.

Kratos it's fine too, he haven't drunk anything on the entire night, but he's having a great time anyways. There's no need to get drunk, you can have fun without alcohol.

Sindri, Brok and Mimir once everyone is too busy doing things that they will regret tomorrow. They meet together at the bar, Sindri is worried, he thinks that the party has gone out of hands, but Brok tell him to relax, anyone is dying.

When the party is over everyone ends sleeping where they can. Kratos takes Freya to her house but leaves the rest to his own luck.

Freyr and Baldur during the party were like best friends and they wake up next to each other lying on the ground. (Nothing weird, they fell asleep dancing)

Odin left after Kratos, but Heimdall stayed there annoying everyone.

Heimdall wakes up on the entrance of the party, he was so annoying that when he fell asleep everyone agreed on getting ride of him.

Sindri and Brok left and gone home leaving Mimir on the bar.

Everyone left Mimir :(

The next morning everyone woke up with a headche.

Baldur, Freyr and Heimdall found Mimir on the bar.

Mimir would definitely tell them about everything that happened last night, everyone feels a little embarrassed.

But at the end was funny and nobody was hurt.

🎟️,, ~ End

(WHAT WITH THIS GIF I LOVE IT)

That was funny! I spend alomst 2 hours writing, maybe more, maybe less but I hope all liked it :)

And if someone read this and is a minor, bad! I told you this wasn't for kids! But don't worry I understand you, when I was a kid I did that too and I'm normal haha.

Jokes aside, you don't need of alcohol to have fun and this is a fanfic, it's not real and it's not a good example or parties!

Have a nice day :)

[wrr000]

We do know that Heimdall is an asshole and that he was literally kicking his own niece's ass, but I need to say this out loud (since I'm playing God of War 2018) - he was bullying Magni and Modi so bad 💀💀

Like, bro was beefing with whole Asgard, BUT these two were little shits and for 100% he was making fun of them (I think Modi during first fight was screaming something about some people laughing at him AND ONE OF THEM WAS HEIMDALL) and keep saying that they are stupid, useless, weak but in worse words ofc, no mercy, fucking up his nephews real good

And this idea is actually kinda funny to me because those two... Yeah, felt like clowns and cowards and that's probably what Heimdall was kept saying to them lol

(and he knows about every little failure and mistake they make since he can read minds, so I can imagine him showing up around them just to say something like "oh look, another thing you two shitheads can't do properly", "how does it feel to be the failure of this family?")

[sassycattimetravel]

i love your writing and always check for updates! I love your take on kradall! do you have any headcanons or anything?

I do have a post listing my Headcanons for Heimdall but if we're talking about Kradall, I have a few if Heimdall lived:

Kratos very much sees Heimdall as a point of change in himself. He defied the Norns and destiny by not killing Heimdall in the traditional sense. Instead, he has 'killed' Odin's version of Heimdall. By not doing what the Norns and even what Heimdall presumed him to do, Heimdall has to re-evaluate everything about what he believed to be true.

Kratos does regret taking Heimdall's arm, it represents a part of himself he wants to remain in the past but in a moment of weakness, he allowed it to consume him. But he isn't overly sweet or nice out of guilt, he still remains stoic and grumpy but it's the tiny gestures he makes towards Heimdall while he recovers that he normally wouldn't do, brings him food, leaves fresh clothes out for him etc. Just the tiny things.

Heimdall is very confused about everything Kratos does. Heimdall's concept of love is that it is a trade, with Odin that love was conditioned on Heimdall's talents and foresight benefiting him. With Kratos, Heimdall doesn't understand what the man wants in return for keeping him alive. At first, maybe, he only thinks that Kratos wants to barter him with Odin (and if we are getting into the more romantic side- perhaps Heimdall believes he wants sexual favours in return which makes Heimdall angry). I'm not into any of that Kratos is lustful at first sight, but more so a slow burn of trust being earnt through Kratos showing Heimdall that love isn't conditional on usefulness.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head at this stage, I'm sure if I ever write anything for the two and have the opportunity to explore that dynamic myself, that more will come to me. And thank you for your lovely words!

[arian-thedreamer]

The way I'm gonna be crucified for my crimes against humanity with these angsty ass heimtreus headcanons.

"They hated him for he spoke the truth"

[whackk-kermitt]

Dealing w/ Your Gremlin Behavior

Genre: Platonic Headconnons

Warnings: None

Request: What if Y/n was another God, who was basically a little chaotic gremlin; they see you as their child/sibling.

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Kratos

You give him a headache.

He will not hesitate to tell you to shut up.

You ramble about stupid things so often that sometimes he believes his ears will bleed.

Kratos has to hold you back by the collar when he sees that dangerous glint in your eyes.

The one that lets him know you want to try and make friends with the creature that wants to make you it's dinner.

That one that tells him that you're going to do something stupidly dangerous while claiming that you're helping.

You're not helping. You're just giving him one more thing to worry about.

When I say he's worried, I mean worried.

Atreus has done some dumb things, but you were wild and almost feral sometimes.

He's extra hard on you and even more strict with how he trains you.

Congrats, he'll drag you out for hunting and training more often than Atreus.

He's absolutely terrified that if he takes his eyes off you for even a moment, you'll piss off a troll or a soul eater.

Can't take you anywhere.

But he'd kill for you.

So I guess you can stay.

Just please stop trying to bite everything that's trying to kill you.

Atreus

Atreus thinks you're hilarious.

Bonus points when Kratos is yelling at you, not him.

But most of the time you've roped him into your shenanigans and he's taking heat too.

Half the time he watches and cheers you on, the other half he's right there with you.

Mostly because things have gone horribly wrong and he's trying to help fix it before Kratos comes along and catches you two.

Mimir

He can't do much more then tell you off if you to something stupid.

So, that being said, gremlin has free rain.

Until he tells Kratos to be his hands and smack you around some.

Then you better start acting straight, cause Kray don't play.

You are never allowed to carry him.

Never again.

Not after last time!

Sometimes though, its just good fun to watch you be wild.

Makes him miss being young.

And, you know. . . his body.

Freya

She has no patience for it.

Behave yourself, at least around her.

When you go gallivanting and come back with scraps or bruises, she'll scold you endlessly while tending to them.

"I'm speechless." While proceeding to talk for hours about how reckless and stupid that was.

She was horrified when she watched you insult a draugr's 'dead mama' while slashing it in half and doing a victory dance over its corpse.

What has she gotten herself into?

Yet despite your feral behavior, she enjoys being motherly again.

She has no problem cleaning you up and making food for you.

She just wishes you'd be more careful.

She's so afraid of overstepping and becoming too protective of you.

But she's not afraid to curse you for a day, a simple binding spell, to keep you in the house when you've gone too far.

You're grounded!

Sindri

You leave the house all clean and spiffy.

Always returning covered in dirt and mud, leaves on your clothes and in your hair.

He'll always frown and point to the bath he prepares for you when you leave.

You make his eye twitch every time.

You'd just grin and get to it.

Arguments over cleanliness while you're staying with him.

He knows you can't help the trouble you always find yourself in, but he knows you won't avoid it.

He knows you thrive on chaos.

He hates that about you, but he cares too much to let you go off with nowhere to go if something bad happens.

So his door is always open for you.

Even if it means you're dripping blood and dirt on his clean floors.

He just makes you clean it.

Brok

He's a gremlin.

So he loves that you are as well.

You two get into so much shit together it's hard to think you're both still alive.

Sindri is over it.

Heimdall

Absolutely not a fan of it.

Don't even start with him.

And for the love of god, stop trying to sneak up and bite him.

It was amusing for a while, but it's getting old.

He always has to hold you back when he see's you're about to do something stupid.

He will absolutely pretend to not have a clue who you are if you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing.

Lots of scolding and 'don't do anything I wouldn't do's.

If you were literally anyone else he would've fed you to Gulltoppr by now.

Baldur

He loves the chaos.

You keep him on his toes and his head on a swivel.

You are a challenge to put up with but damn you're fun!

Nobody makes him laugh quit like you when you're poking the bare.

Literally.

Please stop. What the actually fuck are you doing?

He actually 'died' jumping in when that dead bear wasn't really dead and decided it didn't like you poking it.

But hey, he's got a new rug and a fun story so yippee!

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NOT PROOF-READ Might come back to this one and fix it up some more. It feels kinda empty right now; I'm off my game.

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