#hei yan jing

[pizzarats]

I made a meme

[queen-pathetic]

A random HeiHua (oh not even closest to being my best, but I miss them)

[jymwahuwu]

okay hi i’m new here and i was wondering if 1.) i could be 🍧 anon. and 2.) i was hoping to request yandere!jing yuan with a fem!reader who and yes this goes back to another rq you did of jing who kept spamming and calling reader to do the naughty, becomes super fed up with his shit and starts avoiding him irl. as like, she’s avoiding him and what have you, the texts- calls- and pictures all get progressively more frequent, until you’re basically waking up to pictures of him laying in bed w/o a shirt or, a pic of him after he gets ready- asking if you like his outfit and think he looks good.

but like reader becomes so annoyed that she tries blocking him, changing her number, avoiding him, and he only takes it as motivation to keep up his antics because he KNOWS how flustered it makes you, and he isn’t going to stop. but now he’s becoming slowly more creepy to the point he calls you and says “oh hey bby i’m on my way over 😘 leave the door unlocked for me”

anyways— thanks if you get the chance to do this request! i love ur work and can’t wait to see more from you!

related content: yan! jing yuan keeps spamming you and calling you

thanks for your encouragement! sure u can be 🍧 anon! visiting your house is really creepy lmaooo is there any way to stop him?

TW: yandere, non-con, harassment, looks like delusional but he's not delusional, somehow super lucid

Oh this is going to happen someday, you have all the desperate attempts to stop Jing Yuan- block him, keep changing numbers, check yourself on the street if you are being followed, and walk into the crowd. What you get are messages from [new number] praising your stunts (for avoiding him) and telling you that he really wants you to bend over if it's not in public. There's even something like "[photos 2], [photos 9], [voice message 2:16]". A large number of explicit texts and photos to lure your desire.

You look for a button to turn off message notifications, but somehow there's no way, just like you can't hang up those calls. You believe that your mobile phone has been hacked, but that is the power of Xianzhou technology, what ability do you have to refuse…?

Today's a weird but good day - you didn't see [new messages 42], nor were you distracted by morning and late-night phone calls leading you to surreptitiously watch porn. You're at home enjoying the peace of mind while sipping your favorite drink and watching space TV. However, halfway through the show, you receive a call from the general.

"Huh?" You were a little numb.

"Oh hey baby I'm on my way over!" There was a cheerful voice over there, which brought a bit of sunshine compared to the previous low voice. "Remember to leave the door unlocked for me-" You didn't hold it steady for a few seconds, and the drink in your hand spilled out - what does it mean? Jing Yuan on the way to your house?

"Wait… what?!" The call was over. You opened the chat history with your trembling fingertips, there was indeed a message last night saying "Baby here has a surprise for you tomorrow so we can have a good time (♡˙︶˙♡)"

What follows is your choice, but with the same consequences. You can leave the house temporarily, or stay in the house but lock the door and put a stick or something on the door handle. Leaving the house will only be caught by him like a kitten and brought home under the shocked eyes of everyone. And the option to lock the door, you're so naive, aren't you? Jing Yuan rings the door bell first and tells you "baby your dear boyfriend is here". After getting no response, the general murmured that he was lucky to have your spare key, and you who eavesdropped behind the door covered your mouth to suppress the screaming - how could he have your house key? Seeing that the door handle was stuck, Jing Yuan casually smashed the door handle with a relaxed smile on his face.

It's like a surreal nightmare for you now with an immersive live-action experience.

"Baby, I'm home. Are you eager?" He put his hands around your waist and lifted you off the ground. This is the first thing Jing Yuan does after entering your home. No matter how flustered and annoyed you are, asking him to put you down, the general will hold your waist tightly, feeling your breath contentedly. It takes a full minute before you get back to the ground.

Jing Yuan tries to act like a thoughtful boyfriend, cuddling with you on the couch watching a show (ignoring your struggle in a huff, stroking your boobs), giving you teahouse's popular drink (and throwing the original drink). There's a raised tent rubbing your butt, and you writhe in embarrassment.

General's plan for you is a sweet date at home, and… a sex marathon! He already told you how to pamper you, right? He started holding your cheek and kissing you affectionately and slowly, even as you whined with your eyes closed and pushed his chest with tears. He shudders as the cock buries into your warm and tight walls. It was better than he'd ever imagined in any call. You whimper "no", "this is too big", "I don't want to…" Jing Yuan shushes you, tells you you are adorable, stretches you unhurriedly with his dick.

Even though your house is small for him, Jing Yuan sees this as a lovely bird house. He starts fucking you all over the house, from bumping you on the dining table to overstimulating you and forcing you to squirt on the bed. If you have a balcony or a garden, Jing Yuan even considers taking you out to tease you a little. Of all the furniture, his favorite is your little bathtub. After being exhausted, Jing Yuan puts you in a bathtub filled with warm water and bubbles for you to relax, just like a responsible boyfriend would do. After taking a bath, he knew that you might not be able to walk by yourself now, so he carried you to the bed. He changes you into a pajamas patterned with furry animals. He loves doing these sweet things for you!

General pats you on the back, gently wiping away your tears. Your screaming isn't getting any help. You can only whine, sob, and sniff - until... you hyperventilate and fall asleep. He knows it's a packed schedule for a first date, so it's understandable that you'd be overwhelmed.

He took a picture of your sleeping face, clasped his fingers with you, and fell asleep together. There will be more sweet dates in the future. You will get used to it, right?

[dangermousie]

While I am not in the least shipping Chu Qiao with YY this time around, I do like him as a character a lot. And I think the main reason is he is a rare person who accepts responsibility for his fuck ups and outcomes of his actions or inactions.

Think of the scene when he visits Yan Xun in jail. YX, desperately, keeps asking him whether he did X, Y, and Z - all actions that contributed to the platform tragedy (not warning him, preventing his escape etc etc etc.) And YY admits to it all even though there are explanations or excuses for each and every one of these.

He provides none of those explanations or excuses because he gets something most people do not - that all those explanations and excuses would be insults to Yan Xun, that all they would be is attempt for YY to justify himself as not that bad, but none of them would change the ultimate fact - his actions and his inactions (even if different in gradation or kind from what YX believes they are) all led to Yan Xun on that platform, being broken over and over. Trying to justify himself would be trying to go "I am also suffering! see, I also have pain" to the actual victim.

The closest he comes to that is this:

But he stops after that one sentence escapes him. Because ultimately whatever he did or didn't do, he realizes it all comes to this:

He protects them from outside prison (the only way YX and CQ survive the waves of assassins is because of him) but once again, neither knows because for all his coldness, for all his passivity, YY understands what is fair and what is deserved for him, and does not deviate.

PS As I was telling @aysekira, I have pictured LGX as my Mo Xi from Yuwu for years and years but never could figure out who I wanted for Gu Mang. And now I am going - aaaaaaa just have Shawn Dou be Gu Mang in my head cast. The look, the vibe, hell even the fact that he's a little shorter than LGX all work. And hey, they totally were great at both jumping into beds or fighting to the death. So mmmm.

PPS I normally loathe love triangles, but rewatching PA made me realize something - I don't really hate the trope, it's just that it's almost never done to my satisfaction. It's always ML and SML clearly delineated so you know the outcome/importance so what is the point. Also, it's either an OTP and an annoying interloper who has no chance or FL is waffling and if she doesn't care enough to pick, why should I? BUT!!!!! The very few times it's done right, I lose my mind - this, Bu Bu Jing Xin, Lost You Forever. By that I mean, both choices have to have equal narrative importance and arcs and time (PA for example, is definitely a dual ML drama in the traditional, not "we are putting a fig leaf over a danmei adaptation" form), but also I am a sucker of there is a possibility for either depending on reactions and the world and/or FL loves both differently for different reasons during different points in her life. This is vvvvvvvv hard to pull off right but when they do, mmmmm!

PPPS I don't usually go "threesome would solve all your problems" (and here it definitely won't since YX's issues are not of the type to be healed by love) but it would be at least worth a try? Chu Qiao definitely has enough energy for both of her dudes, YY is icy enough he needs two people to melt him and clearly poor YX needs double the TLC. win win win, say I.

[supernovaae]

List of all 144 Espers in Dislyte (alphabetized)

Abigail (Frigga)

Adrina (Chantico)

Ahmed (Geb)

Ain (Ptah)

Alexa (Aphrodite)

Alice (Gullveig)

Alolin (Pazuzu)

Anesidora (Pandora)

Anna (Persphone)

Arcana (Hermes)

Archibald (Mictlantecutli)

Asenath (Nefertem)

Ashley (Heimdall)

Aurelius (Ullr)

Bai Liuli (White Snake)

Bardon (Baldr)

Berenice (Bastet)

Biondina (Poseidon)

Bonnie (Eris)

Brewster (Garmr)

Brynn (Valkyrie)

Camille (Hati)

Cang Ji (Cang Jie)

Catherine (Hela)

Cecilia (Isis)

Celine (Siren)

Chalmers (Idun)

Chang Pu (Yao Ji)

Chloe (Medea)

Chu Yao (Tai Yi)

Clara (Hera)

Daniel (Charon)

David (Jason)

Daylon (Sobek)

Dhalia (Calypso)

Djoser (Atum)

Donar (Thor)

Drew (Anubis)

Eira (Freya)

Elaine (Nyx)

Elliot (Thoth)

Embla (Ymir)

Emma (Jade Rabbit)

Ethan (Pan)

Everett (Tyr)

Fabrice (Freyr)

Falken (Horus)

Farrah | Aminah (Tiamat | Abzu)

Fatum Sisters (Nornir)

Feng Nuxi (Nuwa)

Feng Xun (Fu Xi)

Freddy (Fenrir)

Fu Shi (Suan Ni)

Fumitsuki (Kaguya-hime)

Gabrielle (Njord)

Gaius (Zeus)

Ginny (Hestia)

Hailey (Hephaestus)

Hall (Hodur)

Helena (Helen)

Heng Yue (Chang’e)

Hilda (Hypnos)

Hyde (Hades)

Ife (Meretseger)

Ikki (Tsukuyomi)

Intisar (Kauket)

Jacob (Jormungand)

Javid (Shamash)

Jeanne (Gerd)

Jiang Jiuli (Chiyou)

Jiang Man (Meng Po)

Jin Qiu (Ru SHou)

Jin Yuyao (Queen Mother)

Jin-Hee (Dokkaebi)

Kara (Serket)

Kaylee (Anuket)

Koharu (Ame No Uzume)

Laura (Neith)

Lauren (Heket)

Layla (Medjed)

Leon (Vali)

Leora (Athena)

Lewis (Ares)

Li Ao (Tao Tie)

Li Guang (Vermilion Bird)

Li Ling (Nezha)

Liam (Xolotl)

Lian (Jiao Tu)

Lin Xiao (White Tiger)

Long Mian (Ao Bing)

Lucas (Apollo)

Luo Yan (Yanluo Wang)

Lu Yi (Dayi)

Lynn (Hathor)

Mateo (Prometheus)

Mavis (Mictecacihuatl)

Mei (Kaya-no-Hime)

Melanie (Medusa)

Meredith (Scylla)

Mona (Artemis)

Narmer (Ra)

Nick (Magni)

Nicole (Nephthys)

Norah (The Muses)

Odette (Skadi)

Ollie (Osiris)

Ophelia (Thanatos)

Parmi (Ninsun)

Pritzker (Mimir)

Q (Eros)

Raven (Odin)

Ren Si (Black Tortoise)

Sachiko (Hare of Inaba)

Sally (Sif)

Sander (Set)

Sienna (Gaia)

Stewart (Dionysus)

Su Jue (Daji)

Tang Xuan (Sun Wukong)

Tang Yun (Six-Eared Macaque)

Taylor (Hercules)

Tevor (Sphinx)

Tiye (Nut)

Toland (Tezcatlipoca)

Triki (Loki)

Uday (Sopdet)

Unas (Shu)

Unky Chai (Yue Lao)

Valeria (QUetzalcoatl)

Wu You (Dijiang)

Xiao Yin (Azure Dragon)

Xie Chuyi (Death Guard Hei)

Xie Yuzhi (Death Guard Bai)

Xuan Pin (Jiutian Xuannu)

Yalina (Mamitu)

Yamato (Izanagi)

Ye Suhua (Shao Siming)

Yu Ran (Bai Ze)

Yu Xu (Jing Wei)

Yun Chuan (Yang Jian)

Yuuhime (Izanami)

Zelmer (Sekhmet)

Zhong Nan (Zhong Kui)

Zora (Amunet)

[dilebe06]

The Lost Tomb 2

Come quando vendi la tua casa per avere dei soldi con cui comprare all'asta un oggetto fondamentale per mandare avanti la trama... ma poi acquisti un vaso antico perché non puoi accettare che se lo comprino degli stranieri.

E' difficilissimo. Scrivere un commento di questi 40 episodi mi porterà via quel poco di sanità mentale che la visione di questa serie mi aveva ancora lasciato.

Prima di iniziare però, ringrazio @veronica-nardi e @lisia81 per aver visto questa serie con me. Rega' ve lo dico con il cuore in mano: Lost Tomb va visto rigorosamente in compagnia. Mai da soli. Solo unendo più menti sarete capaci di dare un senso a tutto il bordello che vi viene messo davanti ed anche riderne assieme.

Perché sì, Lost Tomb è un drama unico nel suo genere: riesce ad essere difficilissimo da seguire (almeno 5 Lauree) ed allo stesso tempo è la cosa più rilassante di sempre. 😐

Siccome la serie mi ha rincoglionito tantissimo, farò un commento casuale. E pace se sarò caotica: d'altronde manco Lost Tomb è stato attento, figurati se lo sarò io!

Ovviamente sarà pieno di spoiler e richiami a Mystic Nine ed il primo Lost Tomb!

La prima cosa da dire è sul cambio degli attori. Per aumentare la confusione, ogni stagione di Lost Tomb cambia gli attori principali - ma anche gli altri - con il risultato che non fai in tempo ad affezionarti a qualcuno di loro che già lo devi salutare. Puoi ricordare un personaggio da una stagione all'altra, solo in base al nome e non alla faccia dell'attore...il che è una gioia considerando che certe volte cambiano pure i nomi dei personaggi con soprannomi, nomignoli o nomi formali. un disastro

Sarò sincera però: trovo che gli attori di Fatty, Poker Face e Wu Xie abbiano fatto il loro sporco lavoro molto bene. Wu Xie ha quella ingenuità, quella faccia da cucciolo da adottare che viene narrata anche nel romanzo mentre Poker Face pur non avendo gli statuari addominali di Yang Yang, compensa con un Poker Face laconico e misterioso ma capace anche di qualche sorriso. un miracolo

Ma chi davvero mi ha stupito è Fatty. Nella prima stagione lo avrei preso a vasate in testa e abbandonato nella prima bara disponibile. Qui invece è stato simpatico, divertente senza essere fastidioso e irritante.

Se c'è infatti qualcosa che Lost Tomb 2 ha fatto bene è stata la bromance tra i ragazzi del Triangolo di Ferro. Come proteggono Wu Xie , lo salvano, lo cercano quando sparisce... si vede che si prendono cura uno dell'altro ed è davvero una gioia vederli andare a caso per tombe solo loro tre che chiacchierano, bisticciano, scherzano... Se Lost Tomb riguardasse solo questi tre disgraziati che vagano per i sepolcri, me li vedrei in loop.

Fatty ,nel Triangolo sopracitato, in realtà regge il lume. Perché se ad un occhio disattento Lost Tomb può sembrare una serie incentrata su bare, cadaveri, mostri strani e artefatti da recuperare ma in verità è una struggente storia d'amore. ❤️

Guarda sti due come se guardano. ❤️

Wu Xie e Poker Face ci regalano angst romantico a palate. Manco i BL riescono a buttarci in faccia tutta questa tensione sentimentale. Ogni volta che li vedi assieme, preghi che si imboschino dietro una colonna funeraria, per limonare come se non ci fosse un domani. La presenza di Poker Face riesce addirittura a distrarre Wu Xie dal suo amore per la storia e per la trama principale. ahinoi

Ma d'altronde, dopo la storia e Poker Face, l'altro grande amore del nostro lead sono i buchi. In tutti i sensi. Pure in quelli volgari.

Madonna ragazzi!! Appena Wu Xie vede un buco, uno spiraglio in mezzo alla terra, una fessura tra le fratte...lui ci si deve infilare dentro. Ha questa smodata passione per imbucarsi in questi pertugi in mezzo al nulla....😏

Naturale quindi vederlo fare gli occhi a cuore ogni volta che Poker Face è nei paraggi. Buchi, tombe e Poker Face: un trittico imperdibile per il nostro Wu Xie.

Altri due personaggi degni di nota sono Xie Yu Chen e Hei Yan Jing. Il primo irriconoscibile rispetto al Lost Tomb 1 - anche perché è cambiato attore e quindi ci ho messo secoli a fare l'associazione tra i personaggi - qui molto più simpatico e alla mano rispetto alla stagione precedente. Ha anche più spazio, rivelandosi come un vero boss, intelligente e acuto ed unico uomo al mondo che sta bene vestito di rosa. Certo, va in montagna, a fare la scarpinate tra fango, melma e terra con le scarpette da ginnastica bianco latte ma d'altronde è così carino che gli si perdona tutto.

Hei Yan Jing invece è stato meno presente nella storia ma quel poco che si è fatto vedere, è stato simpatico. Le sue schermaglie con Fatty sono esilaranti e vedere qualcuno capace di combattere alla pari di Poker Face mi ha tranquillizzato molto.

Rimane da capire come facciano TUTTI i personaggi a conoscerlo ma questa è una domanda che mi sono fatta così tante volte lungo tutta la storia di Lost Tomb che ormai ha perso di qualsiasi significato. 😐

Chi invece si prende lo scettro di personaggio più insopportabile dopo Fatty nella prima stagione, è Ning.

Santo Cielo, l'avrei buttata in un burrone un episodio sì e l'altro pure.

Il suo crimine? Essere una figurina. Se al posto di Ning ci mettevamo un cartonato con le sue sembianze avremmo avuto lo stesso risultato. Non ha carattere, carisma, personalità. Sta in questa serie per farsi dare ordini da "suo padre" e seguirlo come un cagnolino. Sembra provare qualcosa per Wu Xie ( mado' ho i brividi a pensarci) ma non si fa problemi a metterlo nei casini, nascondergli le cose, usarlo...

La cosa ancor più grave è il tentativo da parte degli autori di suggerire una love story tra lei e Wu Xie. Una cosa così forzata e poraccia che Fatty è costretto a dirlo proprio ad alta voce perché altrimenti non ti verrebbe MAI in mente che sti due possano essere una coppia.

E vogliamo parlare del suo plot armor?! cade da dirupi senza farsi un graffio, volteggia nel cielo aggrappata ad una liana sparando come fosse Lara Croft. Riesce a percorrere le stesse strade dei nostri eroi senza farsi quasi mai un graffio. Più la serie me la osanna come badass girl e più mi sta sul cazzo. Solo Poker Face può osare tanto ed essere credibile.

Ora che abbiamo sviscerato i personaggi della storia andiamo alla trama. Alla narrazione e a come esse viene messa in atto. 😶‍🌫️

Io, per carità, me lo aspettavo. Su Mystic Nine e Lost Tomb 1 tutto si può dire tranne che non siano coerenti con se stesse. Non con la trama - quella la puoi sfragnare in mille modi - ma rimanendo costante nelle sue brutture:

buchi di logica, montaggio strano, motivazioni incomprensibili, contraddizioni, dialoghi surreali, bipolarismo, esposizione inutile...

E' perciò confortante sapere che anche Lost Tomb 2 si mantiene fedele a questo mood. Senza andare troppo nello specifico la serie si perde in mille cazzate inutili e perdi tempo, riuscendo a toccare la vera trama principale, il fulcro della storia, solo nell'ultimo episodio. E contando che sono 40 in tutto, ti chiedi cosa hai visto fino a mo' e perché tu l'abbia visto.

Mi domanderò per sempre, ad esempio, perché abbiamo perso 3 minuti di puntata a discutere se il drago che abbiamo visto dentro una tomba fosse un drago candela o no, sviscerandone le caratteristiche, colore e occhi, mentre non abbiamo dedicato nemmeno 2 minuti a dire a Poker Face di aver trovato, dentro una tomba, un cadavere esattamente uguale a lui.

Abbiamo perso 20 minuti di puntata a vedere i nostri scalare la montagna sommersi nella neve fino alle ginocchia ma nemmeno 3 minuti a studiare il pesce rame che TUTTI sembrano così disperatamente volere.

A Lost Tomb piace divagare, fare mille giri inutili, darci informazioni che per carità sono anche carine da sapere ma che nulla c'entrano con la trama principale. Alla fine della puntata sei rincoglionita dalla mole di informazioni che hai ricevuto e non sai quali di queste tenere perché oh, possono sempre servire, e quali invece buttare perché fanno solo contorno.

Se poi ci aggiungiamo che certe volte le informazioni si contraddicono tra loro, il dramma raggiunge livelli da TSO. 😵‍💫

Prendi lo zio di Xie Yu Chen che andò a fare un esplorazione anni prima con lo zio di Wu Xie e non tornò mai. Prima ci dicono che hanno trovato il suo cadavere nella barriere corallina - anche se quelli sono scogli rega' ! - e che lo hanno seppellito. Qualche puntata dopo, Xie Yun discute con altri che vuole cercare lo zio perché non hanno mai trovato il corpo. Ma quindi, sto cadavere c'era? Lo hanno seppellito?!

Poi va beh, sul discorso dello zio e di cosa è successo dentro la tomba sottomarina ci sono ben 2 versioni differenti della vicenda che si contraddicono palesemente e quindi all'inizio cerchi di capire ma poi per mantenere la sanità mentale, cali il velo dell'ignoranza e fingi di non aver mai sentito nulla e che nulla sia mai accaduto.

Questa è la bellezza di Lost Tomb. Amo questa serie. <;3

La narrazione è così brutalizzata che i personaggi fanno cose e vanno in determinati posti senza che tu abbia esattamente capito il perché. Li vedi partire e girovagare per ste tombe, rischiando vari arti e dopo un po' ti domandi :-" ma noi, qui, che ci siamo venuti a fare? che cercavamo? e perché non lo stiamo cercando ma sembriamo un gruppo di turisti al museo?

In questa seconda stagione visitiamo ben 3 tombe. Una sottomarina, una con un albero di bronzo ed una con l'esercito del Muti. E vi giuro, ricordare il motivo per cui le siamo andate a visitare mi richiede uno sforzo sovraumano. Oddio, in realtà la motivazione mi viene anche in mente - Ning e le sue manipolazioni - ma il perché sentiamo il bisogno di andare a fare una capatina alla tomba dell'albero di bronzo per via di una campanella che appare spesso in queste tombe ma che non ci fermiamo mai a studiare, mi sfugge.

Andiamo alla tomba sottomarina perché ci hanno detto che lo zio di Wu Xie è sparito mentre era lì ma non lo cerchiamo mai attivamente. Giriamo a vuoto per le stanze, ci facciamo terrorizzare dai fantasmi, ammiriamo vasi di terracotta, commentiamo estasiati l'abilità dello zio di Xie Yu di scavare gallerie di 2 metri per 3 in mezza giornata, pontifichiamo per ore sul modellino di Bruno Vespa nella sala principale, leghiamo mummie di scimmie con conveniente esplosivo al loro interno alle colonne, che però tornano magicamente in vita, ( che la mummia si sia rifiutata di farsi esplodere un po' la capisco) , sfidiamo la fisica pensando di far saltare in aria una cupola sott'acqua senza che il peso dell'acqua ci affoghi...ma sto zio non lo abbiamo manco chiamato.

Anche perché poi ce ne andiamo - dopo aver annegato tutto peggio del Titanic - e quindi ipoteticamente affoghiamo pure lo zio. 👏👏👏

In queste tombe poi ci trovi di tutto. Da animali modificati a animali che si incastrano tipo Lego: scimmie con in faccia dei parassiti giganti, fanciulle fantasma, eserciti di gente verde fluorescente che non muore, comodi uffici, modellini di Bruno Vespa, bare a fischio, Thanos, stanze padronali, bozzoli di cadaveri che dovrebbero far esaudire i desideri... pensa a qualcosa e Lost Tomb te lo darà. In questa stagione abbiamo anche tirato in ballo lo spazio/tempo, le linee parallele... mancano solo gli alieni. e i due leocorni.

Io qui lo dico e qui non lo nego: se nelle prossime stagioni, in una di queste tombe scopriremo le mummie di Godzilla e King Kong morte mentre prendevano un caffè assieme, io non mi stupirei.

Perché questo è il bello di Lost Tomb: non puoi prevedere mai cosa accadrà. Mai. E' impossibile. E non perché sia fatto così bene da nascondere allo spettatore i suoi colpi di scena ma perché è fatto in un modo così fuori da ogni logica che tutto può davvero succedere.

I personaggi sanno cose Dio solo sa come. E' tutto un "si dice", "si narra", " ho sentito dire" che onestamente è la cosa più paracula e poraccia che io abbia mai visto per esporre delle informazioni. La gente non sa cose perché le ha studiate prima o perché le ha cercate ma te le dice come se avessero la scienza infusa. Conoscono la funzione di oggetti antichi, dove si trovino e come fare ad arrivarci ed ad una certa smetti pure di domandarti come la gente le sappia queste cose.

Seguire la storia di Lost Tomb quindi è un lavoro da RIS. Mettere assieme le briciole di trama principale, scartare la caterva di informazioni inutili, decidere quale ipotesi seguire anche se si contraddice con altre, cercare di indovinare le motivazioni dei personaggi che spesso hanno comportamenti incomprensibili e bipolari...non è un lavoro facile.

Tutto questo è reso ancor più difficile dal fatto che siccome mi sono andata a leggere la storia originale facendomi grossi spoiler, ho sofferto come una bestia nel rendermi conto che la trama orizzontale - quella che copre tutto l'arco di Lost Tomb - viene tirata in ballo, praticamente a 10 minuti dalla fine della stagione. Certo, ci sono delle piccole cose lungo la stagione, ma sono cose che si perdono nel marasma di informazioni.

E' memorabile poi, se ci pensi, come Wu Xie sia andato in giro per tombe per tutto sto tempo anziché studiare il pesce rame che aveva in casa, come invece ha sapientemente fatto il Monaco che sta con Chen Pi. Forse se al posto di distruggere tutti i sepolcri della Cina si fosse preso mezza giornata a guardalo attentamente sto pesce, non avremmo dovuto aspettare 40 episodi e passa per svelare il perché tutti lo vogliono così spassionatamente. 😶

Ma se c'è una cosa che racchiude ciò che penso di Lost Tomb 2 è la sua musica. Bellissima. Come bellissima è tutta la saga di Lost Tomb.

Peccato che in alcune scene la musica non ci azzecchi un cazzo. Perché quando i nostri scalano la montagna in mezzo alla neve parte sta musica epica con il canto gregoriano delle fate? Perché quando Ning, nella tomba sottomarina, entra nella stanza rossa con l'albero di campanelle si sente una musichetta spagnoleggiante che manco Ibiza ad agosto? Che ci azzecca?!

Questa domanda potrei applicarla a molte scene di Lost Tomb 2:

E' curiosa la vicenda del drago candela o anche tutta la vicenda dell'amico di Wu Xie che si rivela essere già morto prima ancora di averlo incontrato - a spasso con i cadaveri - ma ai fini della trama orizzontale, tutto questo che ci azzecca?

Esattamente come la sua musica, Lost Tomb inserisce nella sua storia cose potenzialmente interessanti ma che "stridono" con l'economia generale della serie perché senti che sono un po' inutili.

Chiariamoci, tutto ciò è il grande motivo del perché io adori la saga di Lost Tomb. D'altronde, se mi sto vedendo tutte queste stagioni non è certo per spirito masochista. E' perché mi piace. Mi attirano queste tombe grandi come centri commerciali e sempre strapiene di gente come le spiagge ad agosto. Amo come siano piene di cose strane e assurde, come una volta che ci sei entrato dentro, tutto può realmente succedere. Stimola la mia voglia d'avventura e la mia fantasia.

Adoro la poraccittudine e gli errori da quattro soldi da parte degli sceneggiatori, la loro adorabile disattenzione verso una coerenza narrativa o logica. Rimango morbosamente affascinata dalla ragnatela di spiegazioni contraddittorie che costringono il mio cervello a ragionare a 4 corsie nel tentativo di stare dietro a quello che stanno spiegando i personaggi.

Solo per citare un messaggio che @lisia81 mi ha inviato verso il finale della serie, dove si discuteva sul pesce rame e su come fosse finito in mano a certi personaggi: Rubato da Chen Pi, dato allo zio di Wu Xie che lo vende al padre di Ning e che viene successivamente preso da Xie. che al mercato mio padre comprò.

Adorabile. ❤️🤣

Concludendo: una seconda stagione più bella delle precedenti, grazie ad uno splendido lavoro di bromance e di love story bl tra Wu Xie e Poker Face. Carini anche gli altri personaggi che danno quel tocco di interesse in più alla storia. Come sempre si pecca dal punto di vista narrativo e di messa in atto della storia...ma ragazzi, questo è il bello di Lost Tomb! E' la sua particolarità, la sua firma, il suo autografo. Solo i veri amanti del caos, dell'occulto e dell'inspiegabile, possono apprezzare tale capolavoro. ❤️❤️

Voto: 7

Alcuni appunti sparsi:

Tutta la vicenda del nostro Poker Face mezzo addormentato nella bara. Giuro, io ci ho provato ha capire questa cosa dell'immortalità. Sia io che @lisia81 ci siamo messe d'impegno nel tentativo di comprendere a cosa si stessero riferendo i personaggi ma ancora oggi tutta questa vicenda rimane per me un glorioso buco nero.

Lo Zio di Wu Xie che probabilmente non è suo zio. La serie gioca con lo spettatore facendoti pensare che sto tizio non sia davvero il parente del nostro lead. Per fare ciò, fa comportare il personaggio nel modo più bipolare possibile aumentando la confusione a livelli da galera.

Domanda: ma Chen Pi A Si è il Chen Pi di Mystic Nine? No perché se è lui sarei curiosa di sapere come si è salvato dal finale della stagione sopracitata. L'ultima volta che lo abbiamo visto nel finale, lo avrei dato per morto 10 a 1.

Tutta la vicenda del gruppo d'esplorazione sottomarina di tanto tempo fa, ha una rilevanza con la trama principale? Perché questa stagione sembra parlare di questo, ma all'atto pratico, nessuno sembra dedicarci abbastanza studio sopra. L'unica che ha scoperto realmente qualcosa è la nipote della Nonna Hua mentre Poker Face e lo zio raccontano l'evento della sparizione del gruppo in modo contradditorio per poi lasciarlo cadere e non pensarci più.

[shookethdev]

a o e i i er ai ei ao ou an en ang eng ong i ia iao ie iu ian in iang ing iong u ua uo uai ui uan un uang ueng ü üe üan ün a o e er ai ao ou an en ang eng yi ya yao ye you yan yin yang ying yong wu wa wo wai wei wan wen wang weng yu yue yuan yun b ba bo bai bei bao ban ben bang beng bi biao bie bian bin bing bu p pa po pai pei pao pou pan pen pang peng pi piao pie pian pin ping pu m ma mo me mai mei mao mou man men mang meng mi miao mie miu mian min ming mu f fa fo fei fou fan fen fang feng fu d da de dai dei dao dou dan den dang deng dong di diao die diu dian ding du duo dui duan dun t ta te tai tei tao tou tan tang teng tong ti tiao tie tian ting tu tuo tui tuan tun n na ne nai nei nao nou nan nen nang neng nong ni niao nie niu nian nin niang ning nu nuo nuan nü nüe l la le lai lei lao lou lan lang leng long li lia liao lie liu lian lin liang ling lu luo luan lun lü lüe g ga ge gai gei gao gou gan gen gang geng gong gu gua guo guai gui guan gun guang k ka ke kai kei kao kou kan ken kang keng kong ku kua kuo kuai kui kuan kun kuang h ha he hai hei hao hou han hen hang heng hong hu hua huo huai hui huan hun huang z za ze zi zai zei zao zou zan zen zang zeng zong zu zuo zui zuan zun c ca ce ci cai cao cou can cen cang ceng cong cu cuo cui cuan cun s sa se si sai sao sou san sen sang seng song su suo sui suan sun zh zha zhe zhi zhai zhei zhao zhou zhan zhen zhang zheng zhong zhu zhua zhuo zhuai zhui zhuan zhun zhuang ch cha che chi chai chao chou chan chen chang cheng chong chu chua chuo chuai chui chuan chun chuang sh sha she shi shai shei shao shou shan shen shang sheng shu shua shuo shuai shui shuan shun shuang r re ri rao rou ran ren rang reng rong ru rua ruo rui ruan run j ji jia jiao jie jiu jian jin jiang jing jiong ju jue juan jun q qi qia qiao qie qiu qian qin qiang qing qiong qu que quan qun x xi xia xiao xie xiu xian xin xiang xing xiong xu xue xuan xun

NAKU 🫵

[zhoufeis]

cdrama ask meme

send me a number and I’ll reply with a gifset

1: hidden love or lighter and princess 2: love between fairy and devil or the starry love 3: legend of fei or word of honor 4: till the end of the moon or the untamed 5: who rules the world or zhaoyao 6: the killer is also romantic or the queen of attack 7: the eternal love or the romance of tiger and rose 8: love like the galaxy or goodbye my princess 9: oh! my sweet liar or a girl like me 10: the love by hypnotic or i’ve fallen for you

11: lan wangji or xie yun 12: zhou fei or lu zhaoyao 13: wen kexing or wei wuxian 14: li xun or zhu yun 15: ban hua or rong xia 16: bai fengxi or cheng shaoshang 17: shaodian youqin or chao feng 18: gu xiang or yan hui 19: hei fengxi or li chenlan 20: xiao lanhua or dongfang qingcang

21: hei fengxi / bai fengxi or wen kexing / zhou zishu 22: li chenlan / lu zhaoyao or shaodian youqin / liguang yetan 23: dongfang qingcang / xiao lanhua or lan wangji / wei wuxian 24: gu xiang / cao weining or tianqi / yuemi 25: yan hui / tian yao or ban hua / rong xia 26: ling buyi / cheng shaoshang or tantai jin / ye xiwu 27: li qian / li mingyue or xiong xiruo / li hongbin 28: zhu yun / li xun or sang zhi / duan jiaxu 29: han shuo / chen qianqian or liang weiwei / jing qing 30: chu xiuming / shen jin or zhao cuo / tian sanqi

[eyenaku]

Ji ji fu ji ji

a o e i i er ai ei ao ou an en ang eng ong i ia iao ie iu ian in iang ing iong u ua uo uai ui uan un uang ueng ü üe üan ün a o e er ai ao ou an en ang eng yi ya yao ye you yan yin yang ying yong wu wa wo wai wei wan wen wang weng yu yue yuan yun b ba bo bai bei bao ban ben bang beng bi biao bie bian bin bing bu p pa po pai pei pao pou pan pen pang peng pi piao pie pian pin ping pu m ma mo me mai mei mao mou man men mang meng mi miao mie miu mian min ming mu f fa fo fei fou fan fen fang feng fu d da de dai dei dao dou dan den dang deng dong di diao die diu dian ding du duo dui duan dun t ta te tai tei tao tou tan tang teng tong ti tiao tie tian ting tu tuo tui tuan tun n na ne nai nei nao nou nan nen nang neng nong ni niao nie niu nian nin niang ning nu nuo nuan nü nüe l la le lai lei lao lou lan lang leng long li lia liao lie liu lian lin liang ling lu luo luan lun lü lüe g ga ge gai gei gao gou gan gen gang geng gong gu gua guo guai gui guan gun guang k ka ke kai kei kao kou kan ken kang keng kong ku kua kuo kuai kui kuan kun kuang h ha he hai hei hao hou han hen hang heng hong hu hua huo huai hui huan hun huang z za ze zi zai zei zao zou zan zen zang zeng zong zu zuo zui zuan zun c ca ce ci cai cao cou can cen cang ceng cong cu cuo cui cuan cun s sa se si sai sao sou san sen sang seng song su suo sui suan sun zh zha zhe zhi zhai zhei zhao zhou zhan zhen zhang zheng zhong zhu zhua zhuo zhuai zhui zhuan zhun zhuang ch cha che chi chai chao chou chan chen chang cheng chong chu chua chuo chuai chui chuan chun chuang sh sha she shi shai shei shao shou shan shen shang sheng shu shua shuo shuai shui shuan shun shuang r re ri rao rou ran ren rang reng rong ru rua ruo rui ruan run j ji jia jiao jie jiu jian jin jiang jing jiong ju jue juan jun q qi qia qiao qie qiu qian qin qiang qing qiong qu que quan qun x xi xia xiao xie xiu xian xin xiang xing xiong xu xue xuan xun

[chaoticcherryblossombear]

Well, here is more of my fix it fic. As in another excerpt here.

“This is a new home, right,” Yan Qing thought to himself. “Well, why am I not happy? Why can’t I let go of him.”

One scrap of a blue shirt he had, the buttercup tattoo on his hand, and the sound of Sion’s feminine voice reminded him of something...

Gao Changgong, or the Prince of Lanling, was Yan’s closest friend despite the dynasties apart from each other. While he was used to being without him, as he had for decades, he felt uneasy saying that this time. Maybe it’s because they could be enemies? That gross feeling couldn’t get out of his system. To make things worse, he has tattooed himself out of guilt. He somehow managed to get a buttercup tattoo on him. The reason being was that it was his best friend’s favorite flower. He felt as if it could help him through the pain of his friend’s suicide.

“What else could help my lost friend,” he thought to himself crying hard. “I’m a monster, aren’t I? All I ever do to the people I love and care for is murder them.” He thought of self harm.

He managed to get a needle and a silver stone he found in the previous lostbelt. He stabbed the needle through his right ear. It hurt, but it also felt good. He repeated with the other ear.

“It’s okay, the pain is only temporary,” he said to himself.

“Hey, Yan…” a voice called to him.

A woman came into his room. It was Jing Ke.

“You alright?”

“I wish I were. Sion’s feminine voice reminds me too much of A-Su. How else am I supposed to cope with the pain? It’s worse knowing he could be our enemy.”

“Therapy,” she answered. “Let’s get you to Sanson and Nightingale. They’ll help you with those piercings of yours.”

“Well,” Yan Qing said as he wiped his tears “Sanson might behead me and Nightingale might amputate my ear…”

“They just say that. They actually won’t.”

“Like always, huh?”

Read the full version on AO3 here

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30107196/chapters/75327273#workskin

[lyrics365]

Utopia (Feat. HENDERY of WayV) (Chinese Ver.)

My passion My passion zheng kai le shuang yan jing zhi de shi jie kong qi dou bei ding ge zai zhe yi shun jian jing zi de dui li mian mo sheng you shu xi de lian yao ru he gai bian cai neng gou bei kan jian shui zai deng dai li ming de lai lin shui yi jiu zai hei an zhong chuan xi qi ji zhong xun zhao zhen li bu ting bu ting qu ding yi zi ji shi shen me rang ni huai yi ceng yi shi de zi ji Uh uh…

[queen-pathetic]

This was an old HeiHua sketch I had sitting around that I decided to color instead of thinking something new

[lazykatie]

Game, Set, Love: A Yu Qing Romance - Chapter 3

It was after school the next day and Qi Lin was helping her mom set up in the tennis office center. Coach Qi was organizing when she noticed something was missing, she called her daughter saying, "Qi Lin, I think I left one more box in the car. Can you fetch it for me?"

"Sure, Mom," Qi Lin replies. She hurries down and sees the tennis practicing their swings. What a passionate bunch she tells herself.

She then goes to the parking lot trying to find the box in the trunk of the car but it wasn't there. She looked at the seat next to the driver. She found a box, but it was more like a shoe box. She then opened it, and it was filled with pictures. Pictures of her games, high school pictures of her mom, and a framed family picture. She looks at the photo with deep thought when a tear falls on her cheeks and to the photo. She wiped her tears and put everything back in the box.

She ran to the tennis court when she was met with an angry kid bullying Lu Xia. The same kid from the park. She was about to scold the boy when a voice from afar roared through the whole court, "What's with all the noise?"

Huang Jing looked in the direction the voice was coming from and shakily answered, "Cap-- Captain."

The Captain then continues to walk towards them saying, "Players will be punished for disorderly behaviors."

He stopped right in front of them and added, "You two, run 10 laps."

Huang Jing tries to counter, "But Captain."

"Make that 20 laps," Captain Mu Siyang added once more.

Huang Jing just sighs in defeat and starts running, while Lu Xia puts back his racket and runs too.

Siyang then announces to everyone, "Continue warming up, then proceed to the indoor stadium for basic training."

Qi Lin was then spotted by Zhou Zhi and waves. Jiale also spotted her and shouted, "Hey Qi Lin, nice to have you around!" He then jogs towards her and adds, "Are you here to see me practice hah? Hah?"

Qi Lin was about to answer when Zhou Zhi interrupted, "Jiale, you should quit teasing her, she might run away." He wrapped his hand around Jiale's shoulder.

Zhou Zhi then turns to Qi Lin and says, "Let's introduce you to the team." He signals her to come with them and starts introducing everyone, "So you already met me and Jiale. Then here Chi Dayong, Vice-Captain and Jiale's Doubles Partner-"

Jiale interrupts Zhou Zhi saying, "We're called the Golden Partners of Yu Qing."

Ohhh she says in her head and claps at the same time.

"I'll continue," Zhou Zhi said. "He's in the same grade as us, same with Xing Long. He Xing Long's family owns a restaurant; we sometimes go there after practice or match." They then give a quick nod.

Jiale continues what Zhou Zhi was saying, "This is Yan Zhi Ming, we call him Ah-Yan. He usually collects data from our matches. He's basically the manager of the team. OH! He's also in the same grade as we do." He fixes his glasses and nods in acknowledgment.

Jiale then proceeds to wrap his arms around the shoulders of the two remaining players and says, " And these two are our juniors, they're in grade 11. Qiao Chen and Baiyang." Tapping the respective person being introduced while they nod as a symbol of acknowledgment.

Zhou Zhi then added, "Last but not the least our very own stoic Captain, Mu Siyang. He's in the same grade as we are."

Qi Lin smiles at him and then looks at everyone who has been introduced. She hugs the shoe box she was holding tightly as she introduces herself,

"Hello everyone, my name is Qi Lin. I'm the classmate of Jiale and Zhou Zhi," she then slightly bows to them and adds, "Nice to meet you."

Most of them start to counter her saying "There's no need to be formal around us." Another adds, "Yeah! If you're cheering us, there's no formality needed here." They continue to converse with Qi Lin, while Zhou Zhi slips away and approaches Siyang, who has been staring at the bunch for a while.

"So, what do you think of her?" Zhou Zhi asks. Siyang only continues to stare at his teammates and Qi Lin as Zhou Zhi tries to break him out of his trance.

"Siyang," Dayong called. "Have you finalized it yet?" He asks. Siyang snaps back to reality and clears his throat then says, "Not yet I'll go the center first."

He then replies, "I'll come with you." Siyang then nods and turns to Zhou Zhi, "Make sure to finish the warm-up and make them go to the indoor stadium after for basic training."

Zhou Zhi only nods a yes and proceeds to instruct the main players while Qi Lin also tries to slip away from them and joins Siyang and Dachi.

"You're going to the center too, right?" The two nods and she continues, "Then, I'll join you guys if you don't mind." She beams a smile at them and continues to walk alongside Siyang.

This is really awkward. I should have left first.

"So... I hear you guys are going to have a competition within the club," Qi Lin started.

Siyang answers, "We have, although we haven't finalized the groupings yet."

"Ahhhhh. Yes. Yes," Qi Lin mutters as another awkward silence falls before them.

"Are outsiders allowed to watch the match?" She then asks to keep away from the awkward silence.

"Outsiders?" Dachi asked confused. "You mean like schoolmates, right?" Qi Lin then nodded.

"I think it depends on- " Dachi was interrupted by Siyang saying, "Yes, you're allowed to watch the match." His lips slightly curled up after saying this, while Qi Lin was dazed by the smile of the stoic captain. She feels a heat rushing through her cheeks and thinks,

He kinda has a cute side to him. That's interesting.

Siyang and Dayong just continued to talk about the Qualifiers for the Main Players when they reached the office.

"Eh? Someone's here?" Dachi asks Siyang.

Coach Qi notices the three and looks at them.

"Coach, welcome back," Siyang greeted.

"Good to be back. But, come on, I was only gone for a year," Coach Qi said as she approached Qi Lin. She takes the box from Qi Lin and adds, "It's hard to get everything settled. Luckily, Qi Lin's here to help me." She pats her hair and says thank you. She then brings the box to her desk when Dachi asks, "Coach, why are you here?"

"Am I not welcome?" Coach sarcastically answers.

"Mom just finished her studies abroad," Qu Lin added with a proud smile.

"She's still our coach this semester," Siyang mused.

Coach Qi then went back to face the two players. "Before I forget, let me formally introduce my daughter, Qi Lin. She will be helping here so you may see her often. If you have concerns and can't contact me then she's your girl," Coach says happily as she squeezes both arms of her daughter.

"She's also knowledgeable about tennis, so you can ask her anything. If you guys only know, she won many awards back in-"

"Mom, please stop. This is quite embarrassing," Qi Lin whines.

"Why? Am I not allowed to share my daughter's achievements?" Coach Qi questions her daughter as they start bickering back and forth.

The boys sweated at the mother-daughter pair. Then Coach Qi finally gives up, "Okay. Okay. I'll stop. I need to fix stuff there, so you kids get acquainted."

Qi Lin sighs heavily in relief as she is saved from more embarrassment. She then turns to the two boys, "I'm sorry you guys had to see that. Mom is just being... Mom, I guess."

They chuckled at this and Dayong replied, "No sweat, Qi Lin." He pauses for a second contemplating on whether to ask her or not.

He anxiously asks, "Uhmm... Qi Lin. Are you the Undefeated Princess? It's ok if you don't answer it. I was-"

Qi Lin abruptly answers, "Yeah, I was." Siyang noticed the past tense. He looked down thinking and inwardly asked was?

He didn't know that he audibly murmured his question and Qi Lin answered, "Yes, WAS. I'm not undefeated." She smiled and added, "Plus, I don't play anymore, so there's no point in holding that title now." Siyang looked back up in shock and stared her eye to eye.

Dayong could tell by the way Siyang was looking that he had many questions that he dared not to ask.

Qi Lin bids goodbye, "I'll go ahead now, I'm gonna watch Little Lu Xia practice."

Siyang inwardly asks again Lu Xia?

Coach Qi then pops up in front of the boys and asks Siyang, "I heard you guys earlier talking about the team's qualifying match. Have you finalized the list of candidates?"

Siyang can only sigh and shake his head as he gives the empty papers to Coach Qi. She flipped through the pages and indeed all of them were blank. She sighs heavily.

"Have you met the newcomer that I talked to you about?" Coach asks.

"You mean- " Siyang started but was stopped by Coach Qi saying, "Never mind, you know the team more than I do. I just got back here, so I'll leave this to you." handing back the papers to Siyang and patting him on the arm.

Dayong then tells Siyang, "We should go and facilitate the training now." He nods back and walks toward the indoor stadium.

I can only hope that we can find the new pillar of Yu Qing from this year's rookies.

He then touches his elbow and continues walking.

----- To be continued -----

Previous: Chapter 2

Up Next: Chapter 4

cross-posted from wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/359772976-game-set-love-a-yu-qing-romance

[jymwahuwu]

I'm SO ADDICTED to your yan!jing yuan fic, And I was wondering if u can write more. Maybe like he come back from work(idk) and unexpectedly he bought her fav dessert, but little did she know he put a little special 'icing' on the dessert (+along w/sleep dru#) but she refused to eat Infront of him and screaming asking to go away. And he did surprisingly, but then she eat the desser because no way in hell she can resist those.At the night she fell asleep, he takes the opportunity to broke into her house and fck her lmao 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🕴🏻

sorry if this made u feel uncomfortable :(

CW: yandere, non-con, somnophilia, sleeping pills, mating press

Don't worry, you didn't make me uncomfortable! I can totally see Jing Yuan taking advantage of this! He knows what your favorite dessert is and has checked which dessert shop in the entire galaxy has the highest rating for this dessert ☺️😚 He ordered his assistant to buy this dessert, and he brought the dessert to meet you after work.

You've grown numb to finding the general standing at your door. Once, you tried to ignore him, but the door lock was smashed. You insist on not opening the door, "What are you doing here?" On the electronic monitor screen, Jing Yuan is waving the dessert box in his hand, explaining that he just wants to give you dessert. After getting your rejection, Jing Yuan sighed regretfully. He pointed out that this dessert brand has the highest score in the galaxy, and customers usually need to make an appointment, which is rare and precious. You really don't want it? Isn't it such a pity? It's hard not to be tempted by these rhetoric.

"Then- then you put it in front of the door, I don't want to taste it in front of you." You replied in a low voice.

Unexpectedly, Jing Yuan agreed and did not break into your home as usual. He nodded, put the dessert box on the ground, and left. In the eyes of the General, you act like a vigilant stray cat, waiting carefully for the humans to leave before swallowing the food left behind.

After waiting for ten minutes, you quietly opened the door, picked up the dessert and put it on the table. You open the box, terrified of what a trap it might be, and what you get instead is fragrant that fills your living room. That is a delicate dessert with decorations on it… Um, it seems that there is still a little icing? As you savor, that heavenly sweetness melts on your tongue.

The night is… poured serenity - A wave of drowsiness washes over you… your eyelids can't support the weight, and aimless thoughts beckon you to the soft bed.

"Hey baby, are you asleep?"

Tall shadows loom over you in dim light. There is no response, your chest rises and falls peacefully with your breath. "Today we can have some new fun. It's okay, I'll be gentle." Jing Yuan removed your quilt, and put his palms into your panties, pulled them up to your ankles, and placed them next to your bed. Depending on the type of pajamas you're wearing, the general unbuttons your pajamas, or adjusts your posture slightly, strips you of all your clothes, and leaves you naked on the bed. Without the protection and cover of quilts and clothes, the body appears fragile and can be manipulated. He admires you in awe and snaps some pictures, leaning down to massage your areolas and rubbing and attacking your breasts. His lips and tongue kiss and adore your chest, muttering about how the body you have was wasted. No one can treat you like him.

Jing Yuan checks your private parts and finds that it is already covered with crystal liquid, glistening and waiting for attention. "ah…um…m…" you whimpered so faintly that few could be heard in sleep. He grinned and knew you were aroused. He prides himself on all the sweet reactions he brings to you. His thumb is stroking your clit as he pushes the head of his cock into your needy, tight wall. Every inch his cock advances, the faster he circles your little pearl, until your waist bounces and your inner walls tighten to cum on his cock. This is not the end but just the beginning. Jing Yuan slaps slowly in your twitching, orgasmed walls, with loud liquid churning. Under the influence of the drug, your eyes move restlessly under the eyelids. Determined to go one step further, he holds your face and kisses you affectionately, and lifts your legs up and presses them against your chest, pressing his fat, wet cock into your deepest part, squirting thick seeds.

Jing Yuan doesn't mind you knowing this. Lovers don't hide secrets. He yawned, took you into his strong arms, and fell asleep together. As the morning light shines into your house, you wake up, naked and sore with a startling realization of what he's done to you. "You- why are you here…!! "

He rubbed his eyes and greeted. "Wake up? Baby. Morning."

[nemainofthewater]

Huge congratulations to our write-in candidates! This is the first time (so far?) that 'other' has one, and I credit a large part of this to the DMBJ fandom who have been patiently waiting in the depths for this moment. Winners under the cut for space issues

So, our winners are:

Qi Zhuyin from Qiang Jin Jiu nominated by @feyrfiend

Qi Yan from Jing Wei Qing Song nominated by @autistic-lanzhan and @mossmercury

Qi Xiaoxuan from Tiger and Crane nominated by @oneringtorulethem

Hei Xiazi from DMBJ nominated by @catholicjigglypuff and @difeisheng

Qi Leren from Emeng Youxi nominated by @asterdust

Qi Xiao from The Rational Life nominated by @uhhhhmanda

And very last but certainly not least:

Qi Tiezui from DMBJ nominated by (deep breath) @merinnan, @missfangirll, @lasenbyphoenix, @gaiahenshin, @sirauraelius, @foxofninetales, @xcziel, @epicwalrus, @chancellorxofxtrash, @lacommunarde, @potahun, @thelaithlyworm, @the-gail, @elletromil, @justawanderingbabbit, @bladedweaponsandswishycoats, @rannilt, @daydreamorama, @adelaiderowan, @hils79, @rainsfalling, @asterdust, @forerussake, @1ebilcat, @pangzi, @thesporkidentity, @he-shen, @psychic-waffles, @dancing-out-in-space and @omaenanimonoda

If i've forgotten anyone, let me know!

Thank you everyone for the propaganda, the gifsets, the images, and the sheer overwhelming enthusiasm!

Best Character surnamed : Qi

Come and vote for the best characters with the same surname!*

What does best mean? It's up to you! Whether you love them, are intrigued by their characters, love to hate them, or they're your '2 second blorbos whose personality you made up wholesale', these are all reasons for you to vote for your favs!

*note, the surnames are not exactly the same in all the cases, as often there will be a different character. I am, however, grouping them all together otherwise things got more complicated.

Propaganda is very welcome! If I’ve forgot anyone, let me know in the notes.

This is part of a larger series of ‘best character with X surname’ polls’. The overview with ongoing polls, winners, and future polls can be found here