#hehoo what if

[creakysocks]

So youve heard of uncle aaron survives and becomes miles sidekick au, and youve heard of the spot becomes miles sidekick au, now may i present....

both combined

[seithr]

Thinking of the citadel dlc again. Thinking of how, at the first silhouette of Kai Leng you see when you're talking to TIM i immediately assumed it was a clone of Shepard because "Of course they recorded all of shep's biometrics before shipping them off for galaxy-saving; that's just common sense in case they explode again or betray cerberus"

AND THEN it wasn't a clone it was just some guy

And then it fucking was again and I had no one to yell at "I FUCKING KNEW YOU GUYS HAD ANOTHER ONE LAYING AROUND"

[realmjumper]

Vash is a (new) dad, part 3!

You didn't think I'd entertain this idea without angst, did you?

(There is no other headcanon parent, you decide for yourself)

[elms-art-gallery]

hey i finished all my commissions, watched through all of @toastyglow​ ‘s escape from divinity series, blacked out and these drawings appeared on my screen.

this is inmani, he’s a magical prodigy that has waged war against the church but due to the fact he is just one man has been constantly on the run from the church as well, lending helping hands when he can. i have a lot of backstory thoughts on him + what hes doing right now so if anyone wants me to be insane i can be <3

(concepts below the cut):

(hes also transgender because my first draft of him was a young woman, seen on the right!)

[junkartie]

Personally i think its extremely fucked up that my cousin whos a year younger than me and has been my homie since birth is planning on having a kid in 2 years. What the fuck do you mean bro 🙏❓🔥 we still toddlers get your ass back in the inflatable water park

[popcornaddict500]

Some knowledge is better left forgotten.

[trainingdummyrabbit]

graahh. all this mess to do adn i Still find myself Starting Shit(tm)

[sm-baby]

MICHAL ART MICHAL ART MICHAL ART PUTS THEIR WORK BETWEEN MY TEETH BITES AND SHAKES HEAD RABIDLY

I haven’t done emergency commissions in quite a long time, cuz life has been okay to me. But right now, life is really beating me up. So I’m taking emergency commissions to help ease things a bit on me and my family right now. Please message me if interested, sharing is also greatly appreciated!!  All Payments must be made through paypal 

[brainman1987]

Alkshocjhamdlcn human carnival lecroux!! Well minus Torbek but!!

Also also also what if I also made a rp blog? I’m not sure what it would be or anything but!! I can whip something really quickly!! I think it would be fun and make it easier to j retract with whatever hehoo

ALSO I GAVE GRICKO PEIRCINGS!!! I imagine him to be an old punk or emo!! So!! Y’know!!!

[gatheredfates]

a wolpertinger’s smile | evelyn rivers

Do you want to read all my FFXIV prompts? You can do that here!

STEER: guide or control the movement of (a vehicle, vessel, or aircraft). for example, by turning a wheel or operating a rudder.

His face was gripped between her thumb and forefinger, a wolpertinger’s smile of elongated fangs framed by long, blonde ears becoming harder to grasp with the widening of his mouth. Eve was pissed.

—In his defense, however, she was pissed a lot of the time. But this was not the pissed as in ‘I am unsure if I drank alcohol or drain cleaner in the last half an hour and I can’t be fucked checking,’ and more ‘the fact I am directing your gaze to me rather than slapping you silly shows the depths of my restraint’.

“Flynticus.” She was trying to be overly familiar with him this time. Being aloof and unknowable had not scared the viera off given his stupid smile was occupying her peripheral, so she was led to wonder if reversing her behavior in the other direction might weird him out enough to leave. She squeezed his cheeks harder and rocked his face for added effect. “Whose ship is this?”

“Oh, a hundred percent yours!” he answered quickly, still making that face at her. Eve’s brow twitched, worsening when he added, “my taste in decor would be better.”

Rhalgar had been a destroyer in her life in more ways than one, but this was just comical. Of all the jokes to play; of all the sickening whimsy, fanciful behavior to engage in—why this? Why couldn’t he just blow up said airship or bankrupt her on the fringes of Ul’dah? At least she’d laugh at his irony.

‘Don’t throw him off. Do not. Throw him. Off the ship. It’s too hard to explain to people what happened. There’s too many questions. Too much paperwork.’

Her tongue rolled in her mouth, clicking irritably as she replied. “Right. So. If this is my ship—my ship, we both agree it is—why th’ fuck are you touching my FUCKING steering wheel?”

“For fun—!” He barely got the words out before both her hands threw themselves into the air, an irate snarl erupting from her.

“NO. IT’S NOT FUN. IT’S NOT A FUNNY HEHOO. IT’S NOT A FUNNY HEHA. STOP! TOUCHING! MY! FUCKING! SHIP!”

“Good afternoon, Designation Evelyn!” The ship chortled back, as if it’s very mention awoke SERS from whatever stupor a patchwork AI went to when not in use. Her hands froze in the air. Her fingers curled furiously towards the palm.

“Don’t.”

Flynt just chuckled and leaned his weight against the wall, gesturing towards the computing screen where a pixelated dancing flame indicated the Systems, Engines and Reconnaissance Service was online.

“He wants you.”

“SERS. If you’re about to say what you’re going to say I swear—”

“I am pleased to report my initial search has proved fortuitous! There is a 98% likelihood the relic Designation Rexonus desires is located within ten malms in any direction! There is an additional 75% chance we’re hovering right above it!”

Eve screamed. SERS let out a mechanical scream in reply. It hadn’t caught onto the tonal differences in living beings yet.

“I knew you’d be excited!”

[nancyheart11]

Okay, first thanks for the tag! Second, CHIMERA TWILIGHT?!

@knight-of-aether was a great help in turning this from hehoo funny thought to a full fic and even drew some art for it here!

"Since when is your head sharp?” Wild joked with a smile as he lowered his hand into the river with a slight hiss to clean the wound out before treating it. When his hand came out Twilight winced at the gash that covered the majority of Wild’s palm, while a potion would easily heal it it, the cut was by no means small and Twilight was wondering just what was hiding in his fur that could have caused such damage to Wild’s hand?

(Twilight's horns just broke skin here for context)

[flamboyant-king]

AAAAUGGGHHHH

Old old old stuff, oh man. I followed you bc of the Takumi X Jeorge shitposting back in FEHs first days, holy crap!!!

Oh you've been around A WHILE hsgshsgsg

Thanks for sticking around!!!

[bucketspammer4life]

Random Idea.

The Boxer's S/O has gotten sick and the Boxers are trying to take care of them, BUT their S/O is stubborn and refuses to rest, doing random things around the house when they should be in bed.

How do the boxer's go about convincing their S/O to rest?

hehoo hc time

Glass Joe - will not let you lift a finger, even if it means being overdramatic like "WHAT IF YOU THROW UP NOOO!!"

Von Kaiser - will peacefully guide his s/o to somewhere comfy and tell them to rest up, if theyre being stubborn he'll make sure to check up on them more often

Disco Kid - Just casually sweeps off his s/o off their feet. no way in hell youre tiring yourself out now, will put on some music/background noise if they want

King Hippo - will convince his s/o to not do stuff, telling them to call for him if they want, if his s/o is even more stubborn he'll give a long explanation about why they should rest

Piston Hondo - dying from concern, his expression could probably concern his s/o to lay down but if not he'll make some tea for them and chat a bit

Bear Hugger - will sweet-talk his s/o into getting some rest, will even bring along mrs bear if his s/o is extra stubborn

Great Tiger - will usually be standing wherever his s/o was going to and sweep them off their feet and chat with them to ask what they want to do

Don Flamenco - gives them the classic puppy eyes™ and if that doesnt work he'll sit alongside his s/o to make sure they dont get bored

Aran Ryan - acts like his s/o detonated a landmine or something, you could be getting up to just get water and he would speed-walk through the house going "nononono"

Soda Popinski - will distract his s/o or lay down with them to convince them to rest or will just bring out some soup, it always works for some reason

Bald bull - straight up picks his s/o up like a stray cat and gently plomps them down on somewhere comfy, will lay down with them also

Super Macho Man - will try to bribe his s/o into resting with hugs and kisses

Mr Sandman - hes somewhat good at sneaking up behind people so he'll just give you a little spook and guide you to somewhere comfy, calling you cute names along the way

[richardazer]

Anyway no one except Ravi wanted to talk to me about what kind of bugs the boys would be

So tumblr gets this because I sad

Brainworms with HK lore for nerds like me below + a silly ship sketch

So a bit of lore, technically the setting is in the middle of HK playthru yk?? But it's also on its own kinda?

The hive is opened after many years, there's a lot of commotion and infection and obviously the king is no more sooooo

3 pretty pale siblings come through the world searching for followers, all three are wyrms but they take on forms of different bugs

Ianite is a mantis

Mianite is a wyrm (kings mold kinda build?)

Dianite is a moth (Grimm type heho)

Sparklez the mighty ant

Born and raised in the city of tears (don't ask me where the rest of the ants are, we're all waiting for silksong lol)

He wanted to become a city guard but did not make the cut because of his size and species, seeking to become worthy he travels outside the city later to train with the nail masters and meeting Ianite and the Mantis Lords.

His charms are Nailmaster's Glory (for obvious reasons) and Mark of Pride given by the Mantis Lords. + unbreakable strength

He spends most of his time in the Colosseum of Fools and has become a valuable champion

The deepnest pretty boy aka Peter 'za' hhutt

He's the Midwife's precious son, he gets his hunger from her. Pete found the Wayward Compass charm and quickly became an expert in the maze that is Deepnest making him the most dangerous predator. He has never left the nest, didn't need to. Bugs would come wandering in, traitors and weaklings would be thrown in by the Mantis Lords. Plenty of delicious food keeping him fed and sane.

The other charms he's given by Sparklez when they meet. Sparklez loves exploring, taking on any battle he can. Pete puts up a great fight. The spider isn't used to pray fighting back so vigorously so he lets Sparklez go. Meeting a worthy opponent Sparklez offers companionship since the deepnest is a tough place to traverse.

Quick Slash and Dashmaster made Pete more of a beast but he's no longer fueled by hunger because Sparklez consistently brings him dead bugs from the coliseum fights to feed Pete.

Fuzzy bee X33n

He's just a Hivelink, some of them patrol outside the hive but Xeen never been outside. After the hive was forced to interact with an outsider X33n musters up the courage to go explore. He missed his exit at the Ancient Basin because the infected bugs there scared him. But the first time he goes to explore he ends up in Deepnest.

Poor bee gets chased by a hungry spider and ends up running into an armored ant hehoo

Sparklez saves X33n from hungry Pete and they sit down to talk about the hive and how a bee got lost so far away from home

X33n's charms are Hiveblood (obviously, he's a bee it comes with the Xbox!) Thorns of Agony and Heavy Blow to help him against the infected bugs

The ship silly for anyone who is nerd enough to read through all this

"fed a stray cat now he loves me" VS "how can I NOT want to eat him he's so plump and fuzzy!!"

[sm-baby]

Hello. Follow up to the hades coven ask. Who actually runs it? Yes I know it’s hades but what do they look like?

Hehoo ok i was gonna save this question until I actually get to draw him, but I wouldn't be able to do that for awhile. Both because of 1. School, and 2. how complicated his design is.

But! I really wanna get this out of the way and get it out there sooo here we go.

🖤Who is Hades?:

Hades was never a singular person. Hades was a title. The pronouns he/him was a formality to the god himself.

Hades was multiple people. A thin woman, a muscular man, a small man, an old wise witch, a young chief, everything.

There was never a consistent Hades; all of them kept dying and get replaced before they could rule for too long. At most you get a hades that rules for 10 years, but they always end up in the same place at the end of the day.

Dead. Their souls trapped in the warden.

Concept timmeee:

As for how they're ruling, Im not sure about that yet.

Perhaps they're not even aware that theyre dead; one of the ghosts appears out of nowhere to rule, and if ever they're let known that they're dead, They panic and get sent back to the warden to switch them over to another. The next time the ghost comes back, they simply just reset and will have no memory of the past encounter, thinking, once again, that they're still alive.

[oncomingx]

🫂 (hehoo)

@sclfmastery // send 🫂 to hug my muse!

How many times will the Doctor be the one offering the Master a hug, and how many times will the Master take it? Almost never, and for the Master to initiate is even more rare, so the Doctor takes them where he can.

He's so, so incredibly starved for touch in this regeneration -- since the Moment, really, not that he remembers why. But he does remember the loneliness he felt afterwards, especially after every companion leaves and more especially after the Valiant.

So when the Master comes in for a hug, the Doctor - Theta - hugs back, tight, and silent, and letting Koschei take what he needs. Tucks his face into his lover's neck and breathes him in.