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[mmoodd-jobutupaki]

Hello I am living 20ish hours on 1< hour of sleep, certain I am going off kilter (a little) . BUT ANYWAY, on the topic of sleep here's what the amount of sleep I sacrificed for you means

1 minute: FUCKING PATHETIC. I have sacrificed more for homework. You mean literally fucking nothing to me.

An hour: Okayy we're getting somewhere. Either I kinda care about you or I care about you even more and had to go to sleep, but definitely was willing to sacrifice more for you. You're either my friend or I love you.

A few hours: This is getting a little unrealistic. Either you're homework or social media. Or you're my absolute best friend in the whole world, we're talking like, top 5 people here. Or I'm at a concert, that has happened before.

Most of the night: Inhumane. You are a good book, or maybe a revolutionary edit idea I'm working on. I would NEVER give up that much time for any sentient being. Dream on, literally. Leave me to my own nightly activities.

An all nighter: No way. There's only one possible answer and it's that you are my significant other (or really best friend, that too).