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the1trueanon · 1 year ago
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ohhhh alfsdjkflsdjfd i know that feelinggggg i was the exact same way when i first got mine TwT 🤝
ALSO HOW COULD I FORGET THE SECOND NEURODIVERGENT URGE: TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND HAVE IDEAS (TM)
also also hiii >w< nice to meet you too!
the gay urge to do pride art but the artistic urge to do all my character refs for artfight next month so i can participate but the neurodivergent urge to ignore all responsibilities and only draw wally but the tired urge to just say fuck it all and go back to sleep
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fictionkinfessions · 6 months ago
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PROTOTYPE HERE!! PROTO WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE THAT HE LOVES SISTER POOB A LOT !! /FAM
SISTER POOB IS SO NICE!! LITTOL SIS !! ALWAYS CHEERIN OTHERS !! WE BESTIES WE PARTY!! SHE LIKE COLORS!! ME TOO!! ME LET SISTER POOB DRAW ON PROTO SHELL LIKE WHITEBOARD!!
ME LIKE LIKE MICHÉ ALSO.. /ROM
EHEHEHE..
MICHÉ NOT REPLACED BY SCAG ON PROTO'S HEART!! SCAG JUST NEW BEST FRIEN!! BESIDES SISTER POOB.. MICHÉ IS LOVER... HEHEHE... ou<
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oli150 · 3 years ago
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Harry came back from his chess club meeting, he was a college student majoring in History and loved the subject, he could tell you the names of all the Kings and Queens of England, he geeked out about the history of the 16th and 17th Centuries, the Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Harry shared a dorm with a dumb frat boy jock, as he referred to his roommate, Joe, to say the least the situation between the two was very tense. He didn't like that Joe called him Hal instead of Harry, that there was constantly random stuff lying on the floor making the entire place messy and that he'd have to go around and clean everything up. But what angered Harry the most is when Joe came back to the dorm after the gym, as if bathed in his own sweat, and what he couldn't stand the most was the reek coming off of Joe. Harry usually complained to his roommate about it however Joe simply replied in his dumb cocky jock voice "hehehe, chill brah, I'll spray a bit of Lynx and it'll be grand" before diverting the topic to his plans for the evening which entailed him railing a bimbo at a frat party saying "love spreading my seed brah".
Harry enters the kitchen, he spotted a note from Joe which said "hey brah, left you a cocktail in the fridge, hope it'll help release the tension you've been building up for a while now ;)". Harry was surprised, Joe never made him any cocktails... in fact he never made him anything which made him suspicious.
Harry opened the fridge and took the cocktail out. It smelled normal... a bunch of fruits mixed together with a small bit of cocoa mixed in... So Harry thought "well I guess that was nice of him... I mean there is nothing wrong with it it would be bad if it went to waste" before chugging the cocktail down.
A few moments later Harry went and lay on his bedroom, he took his laptop intending to continue in with his essay however he saw that there was a new file on his desktop entitled "for you brah"... Harry was a bit suspicious but curiousity got the better of him and he opened the file.
In it there was a lot of photos and videos of shirtless Jocks working out, flexing and fucking. Harry was asexual and rarely jacked off, in fact he wasn't much interested in jacking off and he was never horny... however he felt weird after opening the file and all of a sudden a huge sense of arousal and horniness spread over him, his cock instantly went stiff and Harry felt that he really wanted to jerk off and blow a load out.
Harry started jerking his average sized meat. As he did he didn't even notice due to the hypnotic effect the videos and photos had on him, that he was gaining muscle mass. First came his legs inflating and becoming muscular, as if Harry was a professional runner all of his life. Then came the torso, two huge pecs jumped out and then a finally chiseled six-pack formed with a sexy v-line leading to his now growing member. The arms started to inflate gaining a lot of muscle. Finally came the face, it got more detailed and chiseled out. His spots melted away, his eyes became a blue colour, his hair bacame dark brownish in colour, his nose became more prettier as well as his mouth... By now Harry looked completely like a Jock all that was left of his past self was his cock and mind.
The more he jacked his meat the longer it got which started to result in a brain drain of his memories of chess classes, playing games with his nerd friends and studying history were all replaced and drained into his balls which were filling up with his memories and growing the size of hanging tennis balls in the process.
Harry tried to think... but his thoughts were replaced by his new thoughts. His name wasn't Harry no... it was Hal of course it was, everyone's called him that including his best frien... bro Joe, Hal liked to run, he remembered running marathons when he was still in his teens, he loved to go to the gym and workout chiseling his physique even more but most importantly he was absolutely fucking horny and cocky 24/7.
"fuck yea braaaaaah", Hal shouted as he spurt ropes of cum out of his now 11 inch cum cannon repulsing his old self and cementing his new self Hal. That's when his bro came back. "Hal you're back fuck seems you had a lot of fun brah" Joe chuckled as he looked at the naked Hal laying on his bed with cum all over his abs. "Fuck yea brah, I just really needed that release ya know". Joe said "fuck ye brah that's why I left you that COCKtail for you to drink mixed in with a secret ingredient". "What ingredient brah" Hal said. Joe replied "well... I do love spreading my seed ya know brah" he chuckled and Hal joined him.
Afterwards Hal went off to the shower and washed himself. Then Joe and Hal went off to a frat party where Hal lost his virginity and slept with about 5 bimbos in one night... after all Hal liked to spread his seed and impregnate every hot babe in the city... which was easy as Hal was now one of the most sexiest men in town making him irresistible... and it's all thanks to that COCKtail... maybe a few of his old nerd bros could benefit from a COCKtail of his own making? He mischievously looked and chuckled while looking at Richard, his old chess club "brah"
Here's a pic of Hal after his recent gym workout:
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szethsmom · 3 years ago
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Me: “Horses are majestic, loyal, and sensitive creatures, but they spook easily and could kill a man purely by accident. I must treat them with all due respect, and mind the rules of safety.”
Also me, an absolute gremlin, by just the third or fourth stable visit: “Heheh yes vin hide from nasty humanses behind horsey frien. Horsey love and accept vin. Vin starting new life as barn cat.”
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jayenator565 · 7 years ago
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What is this Feeling? by Jayenator565 and Mac_Aroni (Rated T)
In the early years of High School they could hardly stand each other, now Clarke and Lexa are practically inseparable best friends, bound together  by a common love.
(yes it is as cheesy and fluffy as it sounds)
What is this feeling so sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling, my face is flushing...
(Clarke’s lines are on the right, Lexa’s are on the left,  when they both sing it's in the middle back up singers are in brackets)
CHAPTER 1 - Loathing
    “Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle,”
“My dear father,”
“Cut! Excellent girls excellent. Lexa, I love it, that dryness and bored look, golden!”
“Oh it’s not just a look.” Raven nudged Octavia hard in the ribs, earning a glare from the younger girl but she was just thankful the play director, Jaha and the girl in question didn’t seem to have heard.
Octavia huffed but lowered her voice anyway, “What we both know it’s true. The Commander would have never agreed to this without-“
“The Griffin irresistible charms, believe me I know O.  That girl is whipped.”
“Insert Indiana Jones whip noise here.”
They both smirked as the director continued to laud their praises
“-Clarke the enthusiasm is on point. Or on fleek as the kids like to say heheh. I bet we’ll get the audience to ‘turn up’ with your splendid performances.”
The girls groaned and looked apologetically at Wells who smacked his forehead and went off to hide from his father’s…father-ness.
“I mean it makes sense in a way. Galinda and Elphaba definitely become close during the whole thing. Best friends and all that.”
Octavia rolled her eyes, “I don’t care how many ways Clarke denies it there is no way THOSE TWO are only ‘best friends’. “
“How much you willing to bet Lil Blake?” Raven asked with a raised brow, still facing the stage and director’s back from the auditorium front seats
She scanned the mechanical engineering major’s face seeing absolute certainty lining her features. It irked her to an extent, but Octavia Blake was certainly never one to back down from a challenge.
“Twenty bucks says they’ve at least made out before.”
“I’ll raise you ten dollars and say they’ve never even kissed.” Raven said turning to face her.
“Oh you’re on Reyes.” She said shaking her hand firmly.
“Ok as of right now, 4:52 pm on this Thursday night Lexa and Clarke have never kissed, if that’s true I get thirty dollars, if I’m wrong you get thirty of mine.”
“I can math Raven, I’m not exactly incompetent.” Octavia said settling into her chair, crossing her arms and leaning as far back as she could
“Oh I know, just making sure we’re clear.”
  --
  Oh she hated this,with a passion. Sure she could sing well…at least that’s what her family members and friends said, although it was kind of their prerogative. It wasn’t that she went around belting out heart felt ballads in public, she just had a habit of shower singing and Clarke being her roommate obviously knew about it. Then Raven and Octavia learned about it after she had come back to their room from practice at the gym and took a shower. After that, team karaoke at parties and during the holidays had revealed her apparent talent to even more of their friend group and family members.
If anyone had a voice it was Clarke. That girl had this unique raspy glint to her voice and damn…it could do things to people when listened to over an extended period of time. What things exactly Lexa could not say. And she definitely did not have recordings of Clarke’s many jamming sessions with their fellow guitarist Monty saved onto her computer for any other reason than for Clarke to listen to the playback.
 Point being, when Clarke saw the open auditions for the University’s version of Wicked, their all-time favorite Broadway play well…Clarke was fairly confident she could do the whole Galinda thing if she tried and Lexa was…Lexa. Plus they already knew all the words. And it helped that they totally fit the best friend dynamic the director was looking for. Acting was something new for both of them but apparently they did amazingly well for the roles given. Clarke’s excitement about being cast and Lexa’s dread seemed to translate well to their respective characters.
She zoned back in just as Jaha yelled for them to take it from the top. Rolling her eyes she walked back to her mark, a red X on the far right stage mirroring Clarke on the opposite side. Thankfully the two of them weren’t expected to do much in way of choreography. For this song they were merely supposed to drift closer with the background singers and end at another mark facing each other before the scene faded to black. Easy enough
The starting notes faded in as she readied herself with a deep breath. Clarke began
“Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle.”
“My dear father.” Lexa chimed in
The periphery of their eyes somehow locked before they began to sing together
There’s been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz.
But of course I’ll stay for Nessa
But of course I’ll riiiIIiise a-bove it
Damn Kristin Chenoweth and her amazing high notes
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
“Yes”
There's been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde
She smirked, she had to, even as Clarke’s character gave a little huff and Octavia and Raven grinned at her from off stage. She’d admit for this song at least they kind of fit exactly for how Clarke and Lexa first acted when they were in high school. Clarke began again
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you;
They turned swiftly to face each other, taking a few quick steps forward
My pulse is rushing;
My head is reeling;
My face is flushing;
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flaaaaaammme,
Does it have a naaaammmme?
YeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEsssss!
  LOATHING
Unadulterated loathing
For your face;
Your voice;
Your clothing;
Let's just say - I loathe it all
They turned away from each other then, crossing their arms as Lexa’s character pretended to circle around the space where a couch would eventually be placed
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so puuure, so stroooonnnnnnggg!
Clarke and Lexa faced the ‘audience’ at that note before turning back to each other
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whooole liiife long!
Their eyes locking. Seeing the mirth and joy in those shiny blue, that was what made this all worth it.
Sudden Raven, Octavia, Wells and a host of their friends that she had dragged into this suffering with her rushed the stage to play the chorus of students. They surrounded Clarke’s half of the stage.
  (Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Galinda, you're a martyr!)
Lexa scoffed as the script suggested
Well, these things are sent to try us!
Clarke met her eyes and they said everything to her. ‘Are you alright?’
She gave a subtle nod, of course Clarke knew this was way out of her comfort zone and Lexa knew with one word they’d both be out of there, the entire cast of the play that was their friends with them. But they’d come this far, she wasn’t backing out now.
She raised her brows challengingly, ‘Are you?’
The blonde full out grinned and Lexa had to hold in a laugh, the happiness was spreading and she had to admit even she felt a bit giddy, their eyes locked as the students continued their tirade in the background
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
(We loathe it all)
Oh, what is this feeling?
Their characters once again began to slowly take steps towards each other, the chorus belting away on the background, swirling around Galinda and seeming to shun Elphaba
Does it have a name?
Yeeees
AhhhAAHHHhh
Loathing! (Loathing!)
There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing!)
In such total detestation (Loathing!)
By now they were 2 steps away and just turned to come face to face, smiling
It's so pure, so strong
Though I do admit it came on fast
Lexa felt her heart racing, by Clarke’s dilated eyes she could tell she felt the same rush she was feeling
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be...
loathing
For forever...
loathing,
Truly deeply loathing you
They kept eye contact throughout it all
My whole Life loooooooooooooong!
As the final note fell away from their lips and the ending notes played Clarke had subdued her grin just barely and prepared for the ‘scare’ to come. As Lexa jumped up, now closer to Clarke’s side of the stage than her own.
“Boo!”
“Ahh!” Clarke shrank back a step and the lights on stage faded.
Even in the dark the older girl could just make out Clarke’s features, she could definitely hear her…and feel her what with the fact that they were both panting form the number, Lexa leaning in from the ‘scare’ and Clarke taking a tiny step back, but they were still fairly close together.
Clarke still had the goofiest grin on her face and Lexa heard herself start chuckling before she could register it. Clarke eagerly joined in, collapsing into her arms as they shared a short hug. Clark pressed a kiss to her cheek, whispering in her ear,“Thank you for this," before pulling away.
The lights blinded them for a moment even as Jaha and the stage hands applauded them.
“That’s a wrap people, great first rehearsal!”
Everyone cheered getting off the stage. Raven and Octavia going immediately to get the truth for their bets.
“Oh my fucking god I thought they were gonna kiss there and then. That tension.”
Jasper chuckled agreeing, “I gotta say Raven I think O may win this bet.”
But Monty sided with his fellow engineering major, “Believe me, they’re friends, obliviously and hopelessly in love friends, but friends none-the less.”
Bellamy came up behind them clasping an arm around his sister and Jasper’s shoulders, “I’m kinda with the little sister on this one Reyes.”
“Hah!” Octavia exclaimed, “If the Blake’s have teamed up there’s no way we’re wrong about this Raven. Might as well fork over the cash now.”
Raven put up a finger tauntingly, “Tsk, tsk O so eager to lose your money. There’s really only one way to find out.”
They’d have to corner each girl separately and ask. The separately part was gonna be hard enough but honestly Wells thought as he gazed on the bickering friends .He had known the girls longer than any of them and he agreed of course, they were helplessly in love with one another. As to whether they had kissed even he wasn’t privy to that information but in this case…
“I’m putting my money with the smart ones.” He said before sauntering off to his father
That exclamation sparked an all-out squabble, only stopped by the subjects of said conversation.
“Do I even want to know what this is about?” They all looked down sheepishly, fully berated by Clarke’s tone and Lexa’s killer glare that had Jasper shaking in his boots.
Bellamy being eldest, shook his head negatively. Clarke rolled her eyes, “Luckily nothing can bring me off the high that is having the honor of filling the role of Kristen Chenoweth. Lex?” She walked away and Lexa turned to join her, leaving the group to breathe easier until Miller chose to walk by.
“You realize they’re gonna be pissed if they find out you’re betting on their love life or possibly lack thereof…right?”
Their own glares instantly silenced him as he walked away shrugging, “Your funerals.”
  CHAPTER 2
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