#heheh. guilty as charged

[lovedbydaisyx]

queued up for the next few days… whatever you do, do not take a shot every time it’s 1. anaxagoras or 2. any other amphoreus character

[bumblingbabooshka]

No bc why the hell was Tuvok SO ride or die for this random lady who was gonna lobotomize B'Elanna he SUCKS I love him so much Tuvok focus UP!!!! What are you DOING!!!!! What's your ISSUE!!! HEHEHE Nimira: Prisons are so barbaric. As a perfectly civilized alternative, we've banned negative thoughts as enforced by the lobotomy machine. Tuvok: Honestly? I love what you're doing here. [B'Elanna's kicking and screaming in the background as Janeway tries frantically to get his attention] I think this is a very positive start to something beautiful.

[glitchkilldelphinixdj]

It's Damian for me, the face and his large pecs check out so damn well. His flat-based, yet slightly petite nose got me too.😍😍😍

[vxnusorbit]

let him cook!

despite having a whole bakery, perhaps wriothesley was never fated to be an excellent baker. warnings: established rs, gn! reader, usage of pet names, wrio being an idiot (affectionate) wc: 730  a/n: hehehe specially dedicated to @poessiblyfedya !! happy birthday to my favourite big sibling in the entire world <3 reblogs w/ tags & comments highly appreciated <3

“not again…” a loud sigh echoes as the kitchen fills with the acrid scent of burnt sugar and overcooked batter. 

wriothesley stares at the cake pan in his oven-mitt hand, at the tragic sight sitting before him. what was meant to be the cake’s golden crust has become utterly scorched, with the cracks running across almost akin to those jagged lines that stretched across the walls of the central laboratory ruins. he cannot help but wrinkle his nose at the bitter note that lingers in the air, and at the burnt patches scattered all over the top that continue to bubble, as though mocking him for yet another failure. 

wriothesley sighs in defeat. 

“sigewinne!”

the head nurse pokes her head around the doorway. “yes, your grace?”

“a little help… please?” 

sigewinne fights to hold back her giggles at the sight of the seemingly infallible duke of the fortress of meropide looking like a kicked puppy in the face of his failed bakes. 

“alright, how long do we have?”

they glance at the clock, before looking back at each other in panic. five o’clock. only one hour before you said you’d be back. “let’s… get to work?”

“yeah, let’s.”

they work almost in silence, sigewinne doing most of the work while wriothesley mixes the batter vigorously. with her added help, he achieves his best attempt yet — though the cake still carries a slightly charred scent, and its base looks a little too brown, clearly, it isn’t burnt and looks (hopefully) quite edible. well, it’s not as if he’ll have time to bake another one if he wants to get the surprise done in time, so he grabs the piping bag and gets to work. 

when he finally squeezes out the last of the icing onto the cake, the sense of relief washing over him is comparable to what one would feel when declared innocent by the oratrice. he steps back to admire his work, and exchanges a high-five with sigewinne just as you walk in with your nose scrunched up.

“why do i smell something burning?”

“never mind that,” wriothesley replies hastily, linking his arm with yours as he steers you toward the kitchen counter. “i made you a lil’ something, come see.”

he finally lets go, and your jaw drops when you see the cake, with the words “happy birthday, [name]!” messily written on the top, hearts scrawled in icing of your favourite colour. a simple cake compared to those you’d find in bakeries all around fontaine, but still beautiful to you nonetheless. 

“you… remembered?” your eyes shift between the cake and the very proud wriothesley standing before you.

“of course i did, darling, why would i ever forget?” he smiles, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, “did you not find it odd that clorinde took a sudden day off from work?”

and realisation floods in as you finally figure out why your friend had been acting odd the entire day— avoiding any topic related to wriothesley, almost begging you to stay for “just an hour longer” when you mentioned it was about time you headed back home.

“it was you!” you accuse, almost affronted, “no wonder she wanted to meet up so early today!”

“guilty as charged,” he laughs, pressing a quick kiss to your forehead as an apology. “will my love accept their cake as my apology?”

“only if it’s good.” you huff, helping yourself to a slice. you almost spit it right back out the second it touches your tongue, and while fighting to keep a straight face, you watch in silent horror as wriothesley feeds himself a big spoonful — only for him to start choking as he looks for a glass of water. 

“what did you put in it?” you ask when he finally recovers.

“nothing the recipe didn’t state, i don’t know why it came out so… salty…”

realisation slowly dawns on his face, and he turns to rummage through the cabinet. 

for the nth time that day, wriothesley sighs. “i think i– or rather, i think sigewinne may have mistaken the salt for sugar, and– well, you know how that ended.” 

you laugh, reaching out to pat his back. “that’s alright, it happens to the best of us. now you know to check your ingredients before putting them in, right?”

the kicked puppy expression returns on his face. 

“i should’ve asked navia for help.”

© vxnusorbit. do not plagiarise, repost, or feed to ai in part or whole.

[cyanoticfireflies]

Hazbin Group Chat Fic, pt 2

(Part 1)

PurpleFemale: All right, which one of you hos put a carafe of blood in the communal refrigerator?

SeXXXySpider: Objection!  I’m the only certified ho here and it wasn’t me

Alastor: Ah, guilty as charged, I’m afraid.

WhiskeyWhiskers: Why the fuck would you even…

WhiskeyWhiskers: Nope.  Nope, I’m good.

SssirP: Why would you put blood in the refrigerator?

SeXXXySpider: Christ, Pentious, read a room….

Alastor: To keep it from spoiling, of course

CharChar: Alastor, listen.  We are a ~totally accepting~ group of people who are okay with each others… quirks.

Alastor: Why thank you.

CharChar: But maaaybe please don’t leave blood in the refrigerator like it’s a carton of milk?

Alastor: Perhaps I’m misunderstanding your logic, dear girl.  Why is it okay to store the mammary extractions of a cow in the refrigerator but not the vascular extractions of a deer?

PurpleFemale: Oh thank god.

SeXXXySpider: Okay, I’m not the only one who immediately assumed it was the blood of a sinner, right?

NaNaNaNiff: Not this time at least!!!

SeXXXySpider: (ㆆ _ ㆆ)

SssirP: But… we keep food in there.

WhiskeyWhiskers: Apparently so does Alastor.

PurpleFemale: Gross.

Alastor: I must say, I’m feeling very singled out right now.

CharChar: Oh, no, Alastor, nothing like that!  We’re just all still adjusting to the little quirks from living together.  Right, everyone?

Alastor: Yet here I am, being publicly judged for what I choose to put in my mouth and yet no one says a thing to the effeminate spider.

SeXXXySpider: *WHEEZE*

PurpleFemale: Kill me.  Please.

WhiskeyWhiskers: I hate every single one of you.

Alastor: Really, half of the freezer is taken up by the boxes of popsicles he keeps in there.

PurpleFemale: …

WhiskeyWhiskers: …

SeXXXySpider: …

SssirP: Alastor does have a point, actually.  We’re supposed to share the space, but Angel Dust takes up more than his fair share.

PurpleFemale: I’m simultaneously so relieved and so disappointed.

SeXXXySpider: I was actually going to be really proud of the radio freak

SeXXXySpider: And was then going to go bleach my brain

WhiskeyWhiskers: Alastor, do you even hear yourself when you say things

Alastor: Sorry?

CharChar: Um, I think everyone else might have drawn their own conclusions about what you were making an allusion to….

NaNaNaNiff: They definitely thought you meant dicks!

Alastor: I did not.

PurpleFemale: Well we know that NOW

CharChar: Actually, that gives me an idea for a get-to-know-everyone exercise!

WhiskeyWhiskers: Of course it does.

CharChar: Everyone should tell the group what their absolute favorite food is!

CharChar: I really like apples.  I know it’s cliché with my dad and all, but I remember being really little and him conjuring up some for me to snack on and they were always so good!

PurpleFemale: That’s actually really wholesome, babe.

Purple Female: I guess chicharron for me.  But, like.  Good chicharron.  If it’s shitty, then it’s worse than no chicharron.

SeXXXySpider: Lasagna ((っっ˘ڡ˘ςς)

SeXXXySpider: But if you get the sauce from a jar, you deserve to be shot

PurpleFemale: Wow, Angel.  You actually… participated.  And answered.  And the answer wasn’t a sex joke.

SeXXXySpider: Hey, I’m happy to talk about sucking the cream right out of a long thick cannoli if you want me to

PurpleFemale: And there it went.

WhiskeyWhiskers: You should know by now not to tempt fate

PurpleFemale: Yeah….

SssirP: I actually quite like a good chamomile tea and biscuits, myself.

NaNaNaNiff: Hehehe, you don’t like scrambled eggies?

SssirP: … I do like them hardboiled on occasion

SeXXXySpider: Damn, hardcore, my guy

SeXXXySpider: I guess there really is a kink for anything in Hell

SssirP: I didn’t mean my Egg Boiz!

SssirP: I would never!

CharChar: How about you, Niffty?

NaNaNaNiff: I like chocolate!

PurpleFemale: That was a surprisingly normal answer.

NaNaNaNiff: Chocolate covered ants, chocolate covered crickets, chocolate covered silkworms

NaNaNaNiff: Chomp chomp!

WhiskeyWhiskers: Again, Vaggie, tempting fate…

SeXXXySpider: I’ve never regretted less not having a gag reflex

CharChar: That’s… that’s all right!  Some people do eat, um… chocolate covered bugs.  Everyone has their own tastes!

CharChar: Husk!  What about you?

WhiskeyWhiskers: Macallan

CharChar: What’s that?

PurpleFemale: Husk.  No.

WhiskeyWhiskers: Glenfiddich

PurpleFemale: No, Husk

WhiskeyWhiskers: Balvenie

SeXXXySpider: Daaaaamn, daddy only drinks the top shelf shit

WhiskeyWhiskers: Call me that again and see what happens

SeXXXySpider: Don’t flirt with me in public, baby

PurpleFemale: Brands of whiskey can’t be your favorite foods, Husk

WhiskeyWhiskers: No one else was told their answers were wrong

CharChar: I mean, no, but everyone else’s answers were technically food, sooooooo

WhiskeyWhiskers: All right, fair enough, I guess.

WhiskeyWhiskers: I mean, shitty bar food?

WhiskeyWhiskers: I don’t know.  It’s just kind of nostalgic?

CharChar: Really?

WhiskeyWhiskers: I think my first vegetable was celery from a bloody mary.

SssirP: Aww.  That’s kind of sad.

SeXXXySpider: Newsflash, P – if we weren’t all walkin’ tragedies we wouldn’t be here

CharChar: Alastor, I guess you like venison?

Alastor: Indeed, my dear!  ThE RaReR ThE BeTtEr

SeXXXySpider: Hey, Niff.  Can I be your best friend if I bring you, oh, say, a 10-foot or so chocolate covered moth?

PurpleFemale: Please don’t make that sexy.

WhiskeyWhiskers: What did you say earlier about bleaching your brain?

SeXXXySpider: No, but seriously.  Chomp chomp, sister, just like you said!  No sexy.  Just crunchy.

NaNaNaNiff: Ehehehehe, that’s a LOT of bug!

SeXXXySpider: I’ll see what I can do, toots

WhiskeyWhiskers: If we’re actually killing Valentino, I want in

CharChar: … I mean… me… too?

SeXXXySpider: ╰། ╰། ◉ ◯ ◉ །╯།╯

PurpleFemale: Whoa.  Really, babe?

SssirP: Goodness! 

Alastor: That doesn’t sound like you at all, Charlie

CharChar: Angel’s boss is a jerk

SeXXXySpider: Bet

(Part 3) (Part 4)

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

it's confession Sunday!! I'll confess a few random thinks I thought/do/did/assumed about TR and you're free to judge !! 💕

During the loading display of Pazuribe for national domination and it says 'tap to start', I like to tap Chifuyu's ass 😔🙏

Watching the anime back in 2022(I think), I couldn't remember Kazutora's name if my life depended on it, so I called him 'the banana guy' because his blonde strands reminded me of bananas 😭

I used to have a huge crush on Muto until he betrayed Toman in season 3 and beat up Inui and Koko (no one should beat these two up, the precious cat and dog duo ✊) betraying Mikey wasn't very Babygirl of Muto :(

Talk about Inui: I was rock hard CONVINCED that Inui and Inupi were two different people. 🫣

I'm Christian but I'm pretty sure if Jesus came back to earth and Taiju was real, Jesus would have a heart attack if they met 💀😭 (beating your siblings nearly to death at Christmas eve in a church isn't very 'love thy neighbour' Christian of you, Taiju)

I'm a firm believer of the theory that Shinichiro would've gotten less often rejected if he didn't smoke !! 🗣️ (He's cool but I hate the scent of cigarettes, huge deal breaker for a lot of people)

Everyone always says how Rindou must feel inferior because all other characters often refer to him as 'Rans brother', but when I started the Manga, I called Ran 'Rindous brother' because I couldn't pronounce the R in Ran 🤷🏻‍♀️

I would bang Baji's mom, guilty as charged 😔🚔 (coming from a cis hetero woman)

I never really liked Makoto's personality (it's literally just being a hormonal teenager) but I love his character design (the darker upper lip is so sick)

I wanted to put ten points but I forgot the last one 🗣️ anyways, I feel better now 🙏

Have lots of fun judging me (I'm looking forward to it hehehe) and have wonderful Easters if you celebrate 💕

It's Monday morning here (probably Monday afternoon by the time this is scheduled to post) but it's Sunday for you so it still counts!

1. Lmaoo ok that's funny, I normally tap randomly but sometimes accidentally hit them face and am like my bad I basically just punched you.

2. Banana guy is definitely his new nickname lmao

3. I respect your loyalty towards Koko and Inui not being beaten up!

4. I thought the Inui and Inupi thing was a typo at first tbh

5. Yeah I'm no expert but I'm 99% sure attempting to kill your siblings in a church and also trashing the place for whoever to find the next day isn't part of the religion.

6. That's actually not one I've heard before but it makes sense, I'm not totally sure how if fits into Japanese culture but Hanma does make a comment about delinquents and smoking so it was likely another thing that marked him as a delinquent from a young age too (depending on when Shinichiro started). So both that and the smell could've caused some rejections.

7. Rindou would absolutely love that, Ran not so much though!

8. Understandable, Ryoko is just like that.

9. I feel like this is the first time I've seen anyone say something nice about Makoto but now that I'm thinking about it, yeah he does have a good design that stands out a bit compared to the others.

This was fun, I can't recall doing this before either! Happy Easter to you too if you're celebrating!

[bonsaibovine]

Wait, you're German??? How did I miss that?

Hehehe, jep. Guilty as charged 😆

[thefastestthingalivee]

Saw your ask on kinfessions and wanted to say hi. Um. Hi! I hope you're doing well, taking care of yourself. I hope you find Shadow and Knuckles soon!!

Uh. I'm bad with this. What's your favorite things to do? Are chili dogs still your favorite food? Personally, eating them always makes me think of you (you did introduce me to the concept, after all!) What's your favorite color?

Make sure to take care of yourself! Eat, drink, take medicine, whatever you need to do! Don't overwork yourself, you have as much time as you need to get stuff done. I hope you're smiling and I hope the sky is as blue and pure as you!

-Silver !! (So you know, I like chili dogs, my favorite colors are blue and orange, and I like writing!)

SILVER OH MY GOD!! HELLO DUDE IVE MISSED YOU TOO!! my favourite time traveler!! /silly

They still are actually!! guilty as charged heheh, I LOOOOOOOOOVE the colour red surprisingly!! My phone case is red :D

I love hiking and going skateboarding on cold days !! >:)

[nagaparadise]

Me, seeing a new post from you in months : oh yay!!! Vega!!

After reading the breeding kink with Forest Guardian :......oh they started strong THEY TRYING TO RUIN ME!!! VEGA!!!

Hehehe, guilty as charged! 😉

[welcome-to-the-flock]

We searched around the clinic for a while, walking past the staff until we entered a room labeled hydroponics garden. Connected to the hydroponics garden was what appeared to be a staff only break room. We sat down on the break room sofa.

Randy stood there for a second and looked across the ceiling as if he was inspecting it.

Randy: "So..." "Lemmie just..." Randy placed his hands around my neck and took my collar off.

Baxter: "T-thank you!!"

Randy: "I get it, ya know... “ Randy said, pausing to gather his thoughts.

”He didn't always have these infernal little gadgets. And, it took a lotta trial and error to make these things safe.." Randy said with a thousand yard stare.

"So I of all people get ya being scared of these damn things. Be lucky ya only gotta deal with the ones approved for human trials, Haheheh." He said, trying to force a smile.

Baxter: "Since you seemed in charge of the rest of the sheep I assumed you were, I assumed you were fine with what doc was doing." "Why are you so insistent on me going along with his plans? I don't think you fully like him. Is there a reason you keep helping him?"

Randy looked at me baffled and confused, as if I told him the sky was green.

Randy: "I've baa, been helping out on the farm since I was a lamb??? He kinda helped make me??? What am I supposed to do??? RUN AWAY AND LIVE IN THE WOODS?!?!"

Baxter: "Haha, I’d smash his head in if I had to deal with him even half as long as you had to!" I exclaimed half jokingly.

Randy: "???” Randy looked at me like I was crazy.

 "Look I've been helping manage the other sheep for abaa a decade. Baafore thaat I was helping maa with harvesting crops and animal rearing." “I’ve spend my whole life working in this place, I don’t know why yer so surprised thaat I’ve adjusted to the fact thaat ya either ya fall in line with what pops wants, or else.”

Baxter: "Is THAAAT why you thought it was good idea to use a fucking shock collar on me?!" I yelled.

Randy: "Sorry abaa thaat." "I shoulda been more careful abaa what I told ya." He said regretfully.

Baxter: "..." I stared at him waiting for elaboration.

Randy: "It was an accident." Randy said his voice was suffocated by guilt. "The doc doesn't really get, the idea of trying to lead anyone without maniplating or coersing them. And baacause I'm supposed to be in charge of the flock, it kinda just…” He paused lost in thought.

“Activates whenever I tell folks to do something." He said the word activates almost euphemistically.

Baxter: "Its hard to fucking trust someone if you think its okay to use those things to their personal advantage. Thankfully thaat assumption seems not have much truth to it."

Randy: "I don't want to end up actin like doc, and if using his tech made ya think I was being like him, then I'm sorry."

Baxter: "I know… Just please don’t pull thaat shit again okay.” Randy: "I won't."

Randy looked remorseful and guilty, clearly apologetic about earlier.I scooted myself closer to randy and put my hand on his shoulder.

Baxter: "Thank you baa, by the way. It was really nice of you to convince the doctor to give us a brake like this." Randy: "Heh, Well from how ya where reacting to him ya sure as hell needed one!" Randy said as he put his hand over my shoulder trying to comfort me.

I reached my hand on top of randy's head and softly petted it. Randy: "Baaaa!" He cheerfully bleated. "Heheh, I guess ya managed to turn the tabbaa, tabbles on me."

Baxter: "You know even if it was weird, and little embaa, embarrassing. And if I wasn't exactly thinking straight when it happened. I didn't mind the petting all thaat much." I sheepishly stated.

Randy: "Would you mind now?" Randy eagerly asked. Baxter: "Heheheh, I guess not..." I said with smile.

Me and randy sat on the couch as he pet me , While less intensely enjoyable as it felt when deeply under the collars influence it still felt nice. Nice to have my woolly hair played with, Nice to have the back of my neck massaged, nice to have this moment with randy.

After a bit I started laying on randy. Well of course after doing some jenga to find how to do so without stabbing him. He wrapped his arm around me as layed my head and nuzzled it against his, Spending the rest of the half hour we had together cuddling each other and embracing each others company.

After all this time I had managed to calm down. Unfortunately Randy had to remind me of the fact this escape was only temporary.

Randy: "Okay, so..." "Pops is probaably done writing down notes abaa ya." "And if we wait any longer and he's either gonna be angry as wasps nest thaat yer not baack yet, or is plotting world domination. Either way we should come baack baafore things escalate."

Baxter: "I don't have to put the goddamn collar baack on do I?" I said my voice full of dread.

Randy: "Sorry but..." He said trailing off.

Baxter: "Whaat if we make a decoy?!" I begged bargining for a way to avoid what he already viewed as inevitable.

Randy: "There ain't enough time for thaat, and it ain't easy to fool him. Especially abaa his own devices." He said matter of factly.

Baxter: "If I promise to put it baack on right now. You have to promise not to snitch on me for not wearing the collar once we get baack home." I said desperately.

Randy: "Okay just, wear the collar in front of doc. I don't want ya gettin in even more trouble." His throat seemed to tighten, as if he knew this wasn’t something he should be allowing.

Baxter: "Fine." I said trying to tolerate the compromise we’d come to.

[hoosbandewan]

i have seen a few comments on Ewan's hands saying that it looks like he bites his nails. though, i'm not sure how long men leave their nails 😂, thoughts on it? 👀

As someone who has, admittedly, spent some time looking at Ewan's hands 🙈 he definitely has some shooort nails. I think it depends on the guy, really, but Ewan's are always down to the quick. Whether he bites them or not, I'm not entirely sure, but let's use WoF as an example since we got some really clear shots of his hands in season two:

Based on these, I can see why people think he bites his nails. They don't necessarily look filed down for as short as they are. So... maybe he does! But, I feel like a lot of us do (guilty as charged, hehehe)!

But you would not need to ask me twice to stare more at this man's hands to do more... "research" .... 🙈🙈

[barbieaemond]

hehehe

Haha, guilty as charged!! It’ll be our little secret 👀

[eeveonaartz]

pokemon hands down

I think of you when I see pokemon

<3 Heheh guilty as charged~

[ask-chef-teruteru]

Your birthday’s tomorrow, isn’t it? How do you feel? You doing anything special? Doing anyone special? 😏

“Guilty as charged— gonna be another year older n’ wiser tomorrow! Or, older at the least eh heheh…

As for plans though�� I’m just plannin’ on bein’ surprised. Mama made it sound like she’s got somethin’ planned for me, but I dunno if that means she’s makin’ me dinner and a cake like she has before, or if she’s throwin’ a party for me or what exactly. I’m sure it’ll be fun n’ special no matter what though!”

[bb-drayster]

I know your hungry ass loves thanksgiving

guilty as charged. heheh

still gotta sit at the kids table. so that sucks

—🐉

[anngaar]

Either you post 100 posts in 10 secs or not post for 10 weeks. No fucking in between 😆

Heheh guilty as charged 😎